: Looks like Janet may have done it again. MediaTakeOut.com has received unconfirmed reports that the pop superstar ran off and married her longtime boyfriend Jermaine Dupri over the weekend.
Two of our most trusted insiders are independently reporting that the wedding took place on Saturday afternoon. According to the reports, Janet and Jermaine jumped the broom in front of a small group of family and friends. Further details of the event are not yet available.
But news of a secret wedding certainly doesn't surprise us. Janet's previous two marriages, to James DeBarge and René Elizondo Jr. - were both done in secret.
And last week, MediaTakeOut.com spoke with a person close to Dupri who claimed that the couple were actively planning their wedding. The insider explained, "[Janet] wants very much to keep the event private. So don't expect anything over the top ... It will be small - only have close friends and family - and definitely no one from the media will be invited."
If the two did get married this weekend, it would be an ironic instance of life imitating art. You see, Janet is starring in Tyler Perry's new film Why Did I Get Married? opening in two months...
All you 1st b!tches gives me a headache! Say something meaningful at least.
Like, I hope they did get married because they geniunely seem to be in love and deserve to be happy.
Or, I hope they both signed prenups because a divorce can get messy with all the moola they got.
Or, does this means Janet is ready for a baby.
Or, MTO which is it. Did they get married? Or are they planning to get married?
Say something besides 1st you dumb muthersuckas!!! Y'all are wasting my f*cking brain cells reading your euphoric comments of 1st... Like anyone gives a f*ck. Must be some f*cking teenagers. Go to f*cking summer camp!!
AN AMBER ALERT HAS BEEN ISSUED!!! THERE IS A WARRANT FOR THE ARREST OF ONE JANET DAMITA JO JACKSON FOR THE KIDNAPPING OF LITTLE JERMAINE DUPRI. SHE IS ARMED (WITH BIG TITTIES) AND BAD ACTING!!!!! PLEASE BE ADVISED! DO NOT APPROACH!!! CALL THE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD IMMEDIATELY!!!! JD It Only Counts When You Get a Dyme In Their Prime!!! Don't Be Her Millennium Fall Back Boy!!! She Married a DeBarge for God's Sakes!
What's up everyone? Hope everyone had as much fun this weekend as i did.
Ok, y do ppl put "who cares" as a comment, obviously u do care enough to take the time out and post a comment, that's almost as annoying as "1st".
As for Janet & JD, i think they r in love, it seems geninue, not like these other made for TV couples. Congrats to Janet.
I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS REPORT, BUT I WILL SAY THIS.....
OVER THE WEEKEND, I WENT TO JD'S HOUSE THAT HE JUST MOVED OUT OF AND IT SMELLED LIKE [EXPLETIVE]!!!!!
HE AND JANET HAD A DOG ROOM IN THE HOUSE AND IT GAVE OUT AN ODOR THAT WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRE HOUSE AND DAMN NEAR MADE ME THROW UP. IF YOU ARE IN THE FAYETTEVILLE AREA IN ATL, GO TO COUNTRY LAKE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND THERE IS STILL SOME BELONGINGS IN THERE... YOU WILL BE SUPRISED!!!!!
@ RIGHT2NO
Let me break it down! What Janets see in Jermaine! Looking Up pointing my finger to my chin lets see....
I believe:
Jermaine treats her like a Queen for one
Jermaine sex game may be off the chain...In other words he can fukc real nice
Jermaine is not bother by her status or celebrity attention. He still treats her just like the girl next door just more special from around the way.....
Jermaine and Janet go places have a good time shop at regular stores like regular people. He shows her check this out this how we do in ATL...
Jermaine is her best friend he listens he don't care if she gain weight loose weight Janet is still his boo....
I believe that love comes when you least expect it. We all know Jermaine is no looker but he just might be the one for Janet........Love Janet and Jermaine...
People kill me how they come at Jermaine neck. First of all he is rich and still making money from the groups he had going on back in the day...
Secondly He has his own record label........
He has a reputation as a go getter and #1 hustler the game even today him and Diddy!
Its not like he is living off some pipe dream with Janet he is coming to the table already establish.
Now all that being said Janet said she was use to guys living off of her and she had to be the bread winner everytime.
I rather have a estabish duck in my corner with money then some curly head light-skin broke down dude living off of me because he's cute!
On second thought...Then again I really would like both a nice looking dude and the money bring it baby!
HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!!
Imma shout out the 30 and up crew too (although I aint up there yet) Yall be getting it poppin! LOL
LMAO @ WHATWHATWHAT and EBONYBLANCO...Yall had me weak for a minute!
As for the story...Do u, whatever floats ur boat. I guess in order for me to find love I need not to look at the fine brothers...damn! Congratulations to the both, they really seem to love each other
Congrats if this is true, it's obvious that Janet has found true happiness, compatibility and compassion in Jermaine. Janet has always been with those "light skin/good hair, nose in the air type of guys" and she was completely miserable and always the bread winner. Now that she's with a full black thug type dude...with money, that she wouldn't of given the time of day to back in the day....she's happy! I know she has to say to herself sometimes..like "damn this is what I've been missing out on all these years"?? I'm happy for her and Jermaine.
@blackdaddy1696 I'm repping for the 30 and over crowd with 'ya...I'm in my 30's(although you can never tell, nor will I say it lol), but holla!
@strawcreme I have to agree with you on the looks, I'd too rather have a duck that's established than some green eyed curly hair light skin dude....in the words of my boy Marty Mar from that Martin episode.."pretty Ricky is what they used to call 'em" lol
@[SPAM]com
Is it Janet's fault that her OLDER SISTER REBEE is not as established as Janet. Think about it, Rebee is older than Janet, meaning she was established b4 Janet got started so how is it Janet's fault that her big sis career didn't take off like hers did?? I don't think Janet or Michael is obligated to take care or buy their siblings materilistic things just to keep up with the Joneses...well the Jacksons, lol . I'm pretty sure Janet has given her siblings till she can't give no more.
What's good Blackraspberry & OfficalBX, please y'all get into something with somebody, i'm ready to laugh my assss off. Y'all had b rolling last week, y'all know i'm still laughing at the "chipolte burrit" comment.....Classic.
Blackdaddy, yeah ole heads, it really don't matter. Fortuately i have a boyfriend, guys these days b str8 tryna kill u if u don't give them ur #
I must admit....Wiping my forehead I had to weed away from all the ugly ducks I want more kids and I don't want no lil' KC Grimlin running around my damn house.....Now yall all know you got to love your kids regardless of what they look like but if I can help it in the begining stage so be it.....
All the cute dude are crazy!
The ugly ducks wants to holla damn!
Where that leaves me in hot azz mess for real!
@blackraspberry.. It took her all weekend to do it and then finally last night she left him a voicemail telling him she didnt want to see him anymore.. and while we were on the phone he called and she's like should I answer it and I was high so I said go ahead!! after asking her a million ??'s he finally got the point!! she's on lunch right now talkin my head off as I type!! lololol
blackrasb i had to do it. he kept sendimg me messages trying to piss me off. ie: "yea yea. what are you doing true dat" man yo asz is dismissed. but i didnt leave him a voicemail i sent him a text message cuz im gangsta!!! Pink You missed my dear abbey last week when you was on the site trying to get at blackdaddy. I needed to get advice on how to get rid of a white bugaboo! Brasb you are pretty with you nasty asz mouth I hope yo mad cleaned them tonsils this weekend with some cream
@ Pinklici Hey, MiamiBlack, came home, just enough time to gather a few things and leave before they got there. (He did come on here and say bye though.... He's laying low...with the dough in the ISLANDS.....Should we send someone there to look for him???? Smitty might be there too....he said him and some partnas went....uuhhhmmmm....makes me wonder...
lis is dealing with a Lunch-hour rush!!! She's on Fries and Shakes today!!!!! We've got a couple of other "do-gooders" here taking her place today! "They're Grown!" "Good for Them!" "I Hope They're Happy!" Blah, Blah, Blah!! That JD is a Magician! His Carriage Turned Into a Pumpkin a Year Ago, and She's Still With Him! That Jedi Mind Trick Really Does Work! When She Looks @ Him Now...She Sees Morris Chestnut!!! Damn Jacksons Are Crazy As Hell!!!
@Roni...Nobody Told Me J.J. Had Hepatitis! Where'd U Get That From?! Don't Be Makin Up Sh1t!
Yeah, I'm Reppin' That Over "Dirty 30" Too!!!
blackrasberry I gave his asz the boot like a fresh pair of Tims! His asz called me back like hey baby i missed you call. I was like but did you get my text muthaphucka! I feel relief like R.O.L.A.I.D.S. thast gross your toot hole. i just threw up im my mouth and since i havent had any loving i swallowed it for practice. You and official been talking too much she loves the dookey love. Im jealous.
Tinytexas let me know where the beeg is at cuz i got a new bottle of A1 for these fools
I wouldn't blame them for keeping it secret. Have you ever done anything without telling anyone because you knew it was going to be a big deal, all blown up and overated? Or you just didn't want to hear people talking crap about your decision or situation. Well imagine that with someone like janet jackson and JD, they don't want to talk about it all day every day, in every magazine, interview, personal apperance, etc. everybody wants to know your business, but very few actually have anything to do with it! Thats why I don't tell nobody nothing! Not when I buy houses, went back to college, won money, got a new kitten, whatever. And what funny, People sure do get unnerved when you withhold personal info. They'll say- Girl why you didn't tell me???!!! They, you and I all deserve privacy.
@blackraspberry.. we like sharks in the ocean.. great whites tho.. beware!!
rotflmao @ tinytexas.. you on a roll girl!!
ps.. @blackrasp, yeah my lunch date just called and aunt flo is in town this week so I feel ya!! i'm about to get on birth control to stop her from visiting!! lolololol
@standard.. I was apologizing for not gettin it on and crackin today.. lol
rotflmao @ebony!!
@allegria.. dont hate on our lubb
TinyTex im saying he had loot and some more loot and loved giving it to me but, i just couldnt take anymore stupid shyt. It made me realize i loves my ashy black asz angry black men toooo much and he wasnt enough for dis right hur. White men dont know how to smack a asz and just beat that shyt like they taking it out on 400 years of slavery. White men are too fuking happy all the time. I like to walk away from some tubesteak with bruises and finger prints on my leggs. Whit people to happy for that shyt!!
2raw16 you better just sit yo nosey asz back and commence to reading these post cuz you really dont wanna get in on this. I bet you look just like a mangled boogawolf since you taking offense. Or sis blackdaddy take my advice and get a new screen name. (hmmm)
2raw... THEN TELL YO MAMA TO LOG ON SO SHE CAN GET RAOSTED FIRST TRICK!!! OFFICIAL..GOOD TO SEE I AINT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S AUNT IS IN TOWN!!! BUT I HAD A BALL LAST WEEK BEFORE SHE CAME!!! HEY YA'LL WHY MY BABYDADDY TOOK A VIAGRA!!!! OMG!! IT WAS ON AND POPPING!!! I WAS TELLING HIM I LOVED HIM IN SWAHILI!!! LMAO.. AND U KNOW HE'S ALREADY SITTING ON SWOLE (ya'll have heard me speak on it before)A BITCH LOST HER VOICE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!!! HEY FOR THOSE THAT DONT KNOW..TRY TO GET YOUR MAN TO TAKE A VIAGRA..IF HE WONT..CRUSH ONE UP IN HIS FOOD WITHOUT HIM KNOWING...I'M TELLING U..........
ALLEGRIA...WELL WHERE ARE U FROM SO U CAN PASS HIS ASS ON DOWN!! SEE THATS WHY U CANT LIMIT YOURSELF TO ONE GUY.. I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.. WOMEN NEED MORE THAN ONE MAN BECAUSE THERE IS NEVER JUST ONE MAN TO GIVE US WHAT WE NEED.. FOR INSTANCE.. IF U HAVE A DUDE WITH GOOD DYCK..HE'S BROKE IF U HAVE A DUDE WITH CASH..HE HAS A LITTLE DYCK IF U KNOW A DUDE WITH CASH AND A BIG DYCK..HE'S GAY!! SO THATS WHY WE NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE FROM THIS N1GGA AND A LITTLE FROM THAT N1GGA!!
@TinyTexas: I agree. That's one reason I get pissed when I watch our movies. They got you thinking those successful rich, big dick, good looking, straight, sexy ass black men exist. Take for instance Morris Chestnut's role in the movies he's in or even him in real life. Can I get a man like that? No, so we gotta have a combination.
@ allegriaymaria I could have sworn that I was talking to the other ugly bittch uglytexasdiamond .
Jugding by your name I bet that your one of those bad body spainish girls with a big gut & a flat ass.lol
@UGLYTEXASDIAMOND Wow your baby's dad had to take a viagra just to [EXPLETIVE] you?? Ha HA HA then I know your an ugly bititch.lol I bet you got pregnant just to trap him.lol
tinytexas please come get his asz im in NC. He would love to fall into some black puhnanani!! He tried to trick me into meeting his parents last week. maybe you can feel in as his token nigra slave he was trying to buy, cuz i cant see it.I just dont have the patience but the money and shopping was all to the good 4 sho.
official yeah tinytex is on and popping today!!! and shut up about micheal douglas jerk. I cant believe the number hasnt shown up at all today. whhheeeewww (wiping my brow)
BLACK.. THE E PILL DOESNT REALLY DO ANY THING.. JUST HOWEVER U FEEL IT MULTPLIES IT TIMES 10..I TOOK ONE ONE TIME A LONG TIME AGO WITH MY B.D... BUT IT DIDNT MAKE ME HORNY..IT JUST MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS ON A FLICK...LIKE I WAS A PORN STAR OR SOMETHING..THE LIGHTS WHERE ALL EXTRA BRIGHT N SH1T... I THOUGHT I WAS JENNA JAMESON..BUT THAT VIAGRA..OMG..IT KEPT HIS DYCK HARD FOR LIKE 4 HOURS STRAIGHT... GIRL HE TEXT ME AND TOLD ME TO COME GET SOME ON MY LUNCH BREAK (last week) AND THEN I ENDING UP HAVIN A LUNCH MEETING AND COULDN MAKE IT..THEN HE TOLD ME THAT HE TOOK THAT VIAGRA..... I MADE UP AN EXCUSE ABOUT HAVING TO GO GET MY BABY AND I WAS OUT!!!! DO U KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM TO TAKE THAT PILL?? GIRL!!!LOL HE HAD MY AZZ FRONTWARDS BACKWARDS AND SIDE TO SIDE!LMAO!
2raw16 i mean blackdaddy I dont give a mad asz fuk who u thought u was talking to. When you talking to them you talking to me so (using my favorite saying) shut the fuk up!! and judging how much salt goes in the fryer dont make you competent to make any decisions so my name dont mean shyt about what race Iam. Judging by your name you must keep jockitch on yo raw musty balls for the last 16 years im just judging though.
Damn yall...let it phuckin' go on that 1st, 2nd, 3 post shyt....it's stupid and makes you look really dufus for real...just say something and keep it movin'...grown folks don't want to see dat shyt on EVERY PHUCKIN' POST. What yall do be on this site 24/7 to post a new story? Cannot wait until school starts to alleviate that shyt once and for all..
Anywhoo if Janet and Jermaine are happy then that's all that matters. But she is known for keeping her marriages top secret...what for? who knows but I hope it works out for them.
and what school starting is going to solve cause I dont know about you but the only thing going to change when school starts is my daughter will have somewhere to go everyday!! If the post doesnt have anything to do with you why are you so uptight.. I'm tired of all these so called righteous muthafukas on here cryin and shiit.. go write MTO ceo or something, start a fuking petition.. fuk outta hea.. damn
2raw16 i know your lil kid asz isnt on here tying to get me warmed up. ill get in yo asz so bad youll be telling your friends i took your virginity you lil hopsctotching bastard. who in the fuk says NOT. i cant wait for school to start so youll hop on that little yellow bus and stop coming on here playing games. this aint pbskids.org muthaphucka. im done fuking with you till youre legal. go take a nap and get off my titties. oh an PS im a lean like a cholo on that asz Im not even mexican but that [EXPLETIVE] shyt make me wanna wrap your lil piszy asz in a chimichinga and smoke it
@ CRACKRASSBERRY Ditry?? Wow I see that you old ass dykes stick together A minute ago you where just laughing at the bitch. And now your trying to step up . BITTCH SIT YO UGLY ASS DOWN !!lol Your ass is probably flat like your friend uglymaria. The shiit probably looks like a lower case W from behind you old crackhead biitch.lol
i ONLY clicked on this headline b/c i love me some Janet!
anyone who knows me, knows that i looooooove me some Janet, so of course, whatever she chooses to do is okay with me as long as she's healthy and happy while doing it!
can't wait for the new movie! Janet is a brilliant actress! i watch the Velvet Rope concert on VHS faithfully! not to mention her MTV Icon special and different appreareance on shows! oh lawd... remember when MTV had that show where the fans got to be their favorite singer for a day and make their own video? uh yeah, i recorded that too!lol it was the "Someone to Call My Lover, vid...
yes, i still use my VCR! lol
LOL @blackrasb Pitbull looking bytch. i think i did see her name on the mike vick indictment they had on msn. Dredog was raped repeatedly by male dogs becasue she was too aggressive to breed. Uh thats some shyt hope she dont testify in court!!
2raw16 a lower case W are you even in high school yet with these girlscout jokes you coming up with. If my asz is flat than yo mamas is pressed sitting at the bustop holding all you nappy asz kids on her lap the last 2 decades. go put some lights on your back and play on the 405 freeway
A name is name ignorant azzes....Tinytexascubiczircon ia..I see your just as stupid as your sidekick....both of yall can kiss my azz.....I rather be a pitbull cause I put a lock on both of ya azzes and go for the kill..trust me you don't wanna see me under any circumstances..either of you.
LMAOOOOO!!!! This is fun.....Tinybytch go herd some cattle yu phuckin billygoat. And Blackberry....you take that Viagra yet? Damn you did and you still got micro dyckitis huh?
ReeRee....
It means that I don't have to prove what I look like in my poster name...See I'm comfortable in whatever name I choose for myself....you like your name ReeRee right...okay then. My name means something to me only and that's what's up...and hell no I'm not bisexual...no need to be. I look good just ask Blackbosenberry's and Cubic Zirconia's daddy. They'll tell you...
I didn't address or speak to them and here they come "Dumb and Dumber" tryna gang up on me like they gonna cyber beat my azz.....LMAO! Go back to preschool cause you need some more edumacation.
RAWBOOTY.. DONT THEY HAVE A TIME LIMIT ON COMPUTER USE AT THE LIBRARY? aINT IT TIME FOR U TO GO BACK TO THE BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB U MUTIPLE SCLEROSIS HAVING PROBLEM CHILD!! YO UGLY ASS DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO BUT CHAT ON THE COMPUTER CAUSE THE REGULAR KIDS WONT PLAY WIT YO ASS!! I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! I DO CHARITY ONCE A MONTH .LET ME ADD U TO MY REPERTOIRE!!
Dredog damn your pronunciation is horrible and im just reading it. Please dont write anything else in spanish. tu y tu mama tiene cara de perro. dont get mad at me cuz you and your mama have dog faces and mike vick was electricuting yall aszes. Why dont you go back to VA see if the fbi will let you hop back in a kennel and assume the position. face down asz up. oh yeah and im black bitches
2Raw16...
I know these mofo's are laughing at each other's lame ass jokes...they probably sitting across from each other in the library and shyt.
We can definitely tell the kids from the adults on here.....both have crack addicted parents so they have all the time in the world to kill on here all and every day..LOL!
Officialbx You know they cant hang. theyre (wink wink)trying though. I think blackdaddy must have been studing all weekend for a comeback but still it aint happening.
Dr Dre & AszisRaw Im addressing the 2 of you as one since thats what it is anyway please stop the dyke shyt its played out like you 30 year old mamas ipod. your jokes sound like some shyt i used to hear on the back of the bus in 8th grade and I dont have the time to clown you right now its not fun when the competion is handicapped. I stopped fuking with retarded kids years ago. When school starts I want you to go to the quad try to start "bagging" on someone and then come back and ill go over it with you. thats your first assignment, now get outta here you PS 223 1984 crackbabies
LMAOOOO @ 2Raw16
Hell yeah...both of them testtube babies is all meth'd out and shyt..teeth all jacked up...grills lookin' like Buick and shyt!
Fat azz bytches be solicitin' men off the Internet especially Rottenberry...talkin about taking Viagra....for what...to get a rise out a thimble? A real man don't need Viagra....he must be 127 years old....dyck all shrivilled up like a California Raisin...that's what I'll call him from now on.
Lmao @ Tinytexas now thats the both of them alright!! Dredog oh you paying attention, you writing my shyt down and ill see it again addressed to someone else. You know better cuz i got in yo asz a lonng time ago. You & your cross dressing friend cant fuk with me and you know this so I feel you its better to try to keep my name off them stubby lil fingers typing and hope that I let you slide. Try me and I bet I eat yo asz up like some taco bell and youll be changing your screen name like your corny joked friend!!
@notsoraw16
bitch stop lying we all know who you are none other than bitchdaddy himself.. and what I am I trying to be down with??? you're a fuking joke thinking that you're "down" with something on MTO, but I know somewhere you could be down it's called nickjr.com, yeah they have all kinds of shiit to keep baby's like yourself bz.. now hop off my dik bitch and go play in traffic... wait til 5pm they're more cars on the road.. welcome to the cookout biotch!!
@tinleydesujvsi: Get a damn dictionary, thesaurus, or encyclopedia before you comment again! I felt like a retard trying to read that ish!
@2Raw, DreDog, Blackraspberry, Allegria, Official, and TinyTexas: You guys are starting to sound a little too repetitious. I think its time you squash this ebeef. Mkay!
@stronblackwoman your gorrilla ass is just waiting in the woodworks huh? dont ya got a job to be doing? u f*cking jungle monkey. finish picking those flies off your back and stay off mto u wanna be president so bad huh? u ugly assed chimpanzee! i reading these posts and noone was even talking to u u f*cking slore! i'm convinced that u own this f*cking website! either that or u are one lonely biatch!
Gosh you guys! I was just trying to end the drama or at least get you all to Juice up the beef and come up with new material. I know you have the potential, so let's have it.
@blackraspberry: I have had some good days with my ebeefs, but this is you guys' beef. I'm just trying to spice it up some.
@tinytexas: Wow, what a shame.
@SBW: Then his mama should have put a block on his ass so he couldn't get on this website. lol
YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT THE F*CK THE UP WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE CHITTER CHATTER YA GOT GOING ON IN HERE.NOEN OF YOU MOTHERF*CKERS ARE SUPERSTARS SO STICK TO THE TOPIC A HAND AND TAKE YOUR PETTY ARGUMENTS AND BULLSHYT TO A PRIVATE CHAT ROOM:)NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOTU YALL.WE ARE IN HERE TO DISCUSS JANET AND JERMAINE! DONT KNOW IF THIS MARRIAGE THING IS THE REAL DEAL BUT IF SO CONGRATS ,WOULDNT SHOCK ME SHES KNOWN FOR BEING PRIVATE LIEK THAT !
@ass2rawtogetfuked16t imes
I dont have to chek shiit you fuking newby!! email it to me why dont'cha.. stupid muthafuker.. and once again what is it that I want to be down with??? lame ass bitch, you sound dumb as fuk.. and nah I'll tell you how it works 1st your mommy gets the camera and then your pedophile daddy fuks you raw in the ass then he cums in your mommy's mouth! and the only pipe i'm hittin is your mans.. oh yeah when you kissing him that's me you taste mmmmmmm yummy!!
Damn Blackraspberry: Why you getting on me? I've been on your side a few times on here. I get along with everyone until somebody comes at me wrong and then (if I have time), I do come back with some good stuff.
@LadyKai: I like your name. My son's name was Kairon. I used to call him Kai.
What up Scarlett?
Ree Ree Please We was all on here minding our business bored outta our minds when alfafa & buhwheat decided to bumrush the spot calling people out they names wanting to get done in the worst fuking way. Official yeah I gots the sauce, the A1, the texas pete and some koolaid for these worthless no joke having aszwipes. They wanted to get this party started and beleive me you im gonna finish em like MORTAL COMBAT
naw C remember I told u no more TYPING A BYTCH TO DEATH for me lol.... no more playing in the special olympics, sometimes I go back and read shyt from the past and its embarrassing lol... so Im done, and its no use anyway but laughs and I'm all laughed out today..... Black and her crew have officially took over MTO ebeef champs lol...
Damn Ree Ree I cant even express to you how sorry I am for that. I am totally humbled by that. A mother and her son is like sunshine to flowers. My son is 6 and you almost made me feel bad for whipping him yesterday and the day before and before that and before that. (smile ma)Im glad our ignorance puts a smile on your face. Im sending you a cyber hug for real
C and ReeRee let me give yal the short version of the argument:
SBW: I see my fans are back, damn bytch u still stalkin me? Atlfalife: fuk u u fat black monkey gorilla bytch go swing from the nearest branch u dark ugly bytch SBW: bytch there is nothing gorilla about me hoe do u need the link? ATLfalife: bytch u fat wobble body hoe I made a page for you SBW: go kill yourself lunatic
then atlfalife is going to start signing in as different people so she can "gang up" lol and it will go on and on and it will become repetitive and get boring... SO WHY BOTHER lol do u guys like the short version? lol....
Ree uh I cant even imagine but i wish u wouldnt let that haunt you.Thats what makes you a good parent. Thast whats wrong with all these bad asz kids now aint no body beating they asz at home so the streets is raising them. You knwo back in the day back when new edition ws singing count me out and phil collins was the shyt our mamas and daddys was whipping yo asz and your friends!! I whip my son just like my momma and daddy whipped my asz, whenver necessary. You did all you could and should. you know boys run they mama for sure. but i figure i gotta beat him before hes big enough so hell know he bet not ever ever ever ever ever try to beat me!! my daddy told me that shyt when he was 2. Im praying for you.
Everybody on here shut the fuk up for a minute and have a moment please you black bastards!
lol at ReeREE it dont bother me cuz none of it is accurate babe! so that's why its easy lol... now if I really did look like a Gorilla now that will be a different story lol! joking this is the internet child and that shyt be funny as hell, but to me THE_ADVISOR was the funniest though that shyt had me in tears.... laughing so hard.... everybody else comebacks are so damn lame....
OKAY YA'LL AND WHILE WE ARE IN "THE MOMENT" I WANTED TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH EACJ AND EVERY ONE OF YOU....... ITS LONG BUT BEAUTIFUL..
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.
I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.
She said, 'Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?'
I laughed and enthusiastically responded, 'Of course you may!' and she gave me a giant squeeze.
'Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?' I asked.
She jokingly replied, 'I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids...'
'No seriously,' I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.
'I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!' she told me.
After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.
We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this 'time machine' as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.
Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.
At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.
Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, 'I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.'
As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, '! We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.
There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!
There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.
If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.
Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.
The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.'
She concluded her speech by courageously singing 'The Rose.'
She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.
One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.
Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.
When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they'll really enjoy it!
These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.
REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. < I> We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Pass this message to 7 people ex! cept you and me. You will receive a miracle tomorrow ( if you don't think so...look out your window when you wake in the morning and think about it )
If you choose not, then you refuse to bless someone else.
'Good friends are like stars........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.'
@allegria: I feel you. Yup, I was raised old school too (asses were whipped) and I always told my son and my daughter that they WILL grow up to be somebody. Not a loser on the streets or an idiot in jail. My son wanted to be a policeman, Criminal lawyer and a profession baseball player.
My daughter on the other hand, I think she wants to be a singer. And she can sing. She a daddy's little girl though.
@strongblackwoman
THE_ADVISOR?, YOUNG BASTARD/Michael Shaun Voice
Yo Let Me tell you what I think about The_ADVISOR! LOL, I DONT GIVE A FUKK ABOUT THE_ADVISOR. He/She can get tooth pics shoved up his/her ass for all I give fukk! LOL! Tell em I got my Myspace Pic up now baby, I'm ready for WAR. LMAO! Lets see em make his fake ass Richard Pryor jokes on me now LOL! He aint got no facts on me LOL!
Ree Ree you keep yo head up! I promise Every time I crack on one of these useless muthafukas, evertime I call someone a dik sucking [EXPLETIVE] or whitetrash skank. Everytime I wax someone asz at these game of ebeefing It will be for you and only you! Now im out
Dubya If I see him period Im running to get my 9!!!
And now for a little humor.........
Here's a joke that was sent to me this morning. I hope you all like it.
Warning, this is NASTY!!!!!!!!!
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!" The wife sits and thinks about it. Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?" The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!" "Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!" "Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
Wait a minute. Stop.
SBW you just killed me! Tell me you did not say
FAT WOBBLE BODY HOE! LMFAOOOO
I'm hysterical right now, had to walk away from my desk and have an outburst in the hallway. That reminded me of these toys I had when I was like 3, these little people with rounded bottoms and they'd wobble all around I haven't thought about them damn things in 20 years whooo
thanks for the laugh! And yeah I haven't even thought about the Adviser/or in a minute! Whatever happened to that weirdo?
ReeRee I am sorry about the death of your son..real talk.
But please get your facts straight. I don't have more than one user name...I backs my shyt up so please let that go.
Allergy....damn I go for an hour and you still barkin'....BYTCH SHUT UP and go sniff a doberman's azz.....cracked out baboon....go sit your pink and purple azz down somewhere lil' girl. Lame ass mudduck!
@SBW: Do you ever listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
If so, since we talking about voices, I can't stand that guy with the extra baritone voice that is Tommy's lackey! He fills in for Eugene sometimes. I change the station everytime he comes on. I can't understand a damn thing he says. That's just not cool for radio.
WHO THE [EXPLETIVE] EVEN CARES ABOUT THIS STORY I DONT PERSONALLY CARE WHO SHE MARRIES ALL I KNOW IS THAT JERMAINE DUPRI IS [EXPLETIVE] UGLY I DONT SEE NOTHIN SEXY ABOUT HIM AT ALL I WOULD GET WITH HIM JUST 2 TAKE HIS MONEY AND WALK AWAY LIKE IT WASNT [EXPLETIVE] CAUSE THATS ONE UGLY ASS RAT AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT SHE KNOW SHE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER THAN THAT WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING ABOUT ? AGREES WITH THE GIRL ABOVE JANET PLEASE DONT HAVE NO KIDS WITH HIS UGLY ASS CAUSE I WOULD HATE 2 SEE WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE IT MIGHT BE ENOUGH 2 FRIGHTENED THE ANIMALS OUT OF THE LA ZOO
I'm telling you. I sit here watching how they always attacking people for no apparent reason. They remind me of a bunch of coward hyaemes. I know I will probably catch hell but I don't give a fu)k. Silent is the best killer for this vile behavior. The worst thing about them is that they think they are really doing something. People are laughing more at them than with them. They need to go and suck on a bottle of Summer's Eve to wash the funk out of their mouths
I AM SO HAPPY FOR JANET JACKSON ANE JERMAINE, AND TO THE PERSON THAT SAID SHE CAN NOT ACT?? YOU GOT HER MIXED UP WITH BEYONCE, JANET HAS BEEN ACTING SINCE THE AGE OF 5. JANET IS AN ACTRESS TURNED SINGER, BEYONCE CAN NOT ACT WORTH A [EXPLETIVE] THE OSCARS AND GOLDEN GLOBE TOLD BEYONCE THIS IN SO MANY WORDS, "YOU AIN'T GETTING NO DAMN AWARD FOR THAT SHITTY ACTING ROLE IN DREAM GIRLS" WHICH IS WHY SHE RECEIVED 0 AWARDS FOR HER SHITTY ACTING, DON'T HATE ON JANET BECAUSE SHE HAS GOTTEN RAVE REVIEWS ON HER ACTING SKILLS, AND SHE WAS AN ACTRESS FIRST. PEOPLE WERE CURSING BEYONCE OUT DURING THE DREAM GIRLS MOVIE BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCH A HORRIBLE ACTRESS!!!! CONGRATS JANET AND JERMAINE I LOVE YOU TO THE END!!!
tinytexasdiamond....sometimes I wonder about your ass...where the hell do you be when [EXPLETIVE] goes on...she was married to that lil runt first..when that [EXPLETIVE] was singing "ALL THIS LOVE IS WAITING FOR YOU"...lol...and who gives a FCUK if they got married..heck might as well other than making music and screwing each other, and janet making him look somewhat decent..that's it!!!
PALERMO YOU ARE ONE STUPID ASS, ONE CAN STILL PRODUCE BABIES AT THE AGE OF 40, DID YOU TAKE SCIENCE OR BIOLOGY, PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU POST. JANET JACKSON AND JERMAINE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE, I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE. JANET JACKSON IS THE ONLY ARTIST THAT CAN MOVE A CROWD AND SHE IS THE ONLY FEMALE ARTIST TO HAVE FOUR CONCERTS IN ONE CITY AND SOLD OUT IN 48 MINUTES. NO OTHER ARTIST CAN DO THIS. JANET IS OFTEN IMITATED, BUT SHE WILL NEVER BE DUPLICATED!!
lol @ Ebonyblanco. I hope they did or are planning to tie the knot soon cause they have been together forever. I swear some of us act like we are afraid to get married. I agree with Palermo, the older black women gets[40+] it becomes more dangerous for us to have babies and the risk of down syndrome does increase rapidly.
BUT I DISAGREE WITH THE WHOLE UGLY BABY THING B/C JERMAINE HAS A DAUGHTER[SHANIAH] AND SHE IS A REAL CUTIE. HER MOM IS PRETTY THOUGH. BUT SINCE JANET IS PRETTY,[THE BABY WILL INHERIT HER "REAL" GENES] THEN IF THEY HAVE A BABY IT SHOULD BE JUST FINE.
