: When MediaTakeOut.com showed you photos of Rihanna attending her cousin Nigel's wedding in Barbados a few days ago, we thought that the event went off without a hitch. But we couldn't have been more wrong. Yesterday our inbox was filled with emails from party guests who claim that Rihanna was asked to leave the wedding early.
The trouble began almost as soon as Rihanna arrived. Tells one of the more than a half dozen partygoers who wrote in to MediaTakeOut.com, "I was shocked when I saw what Rihanna was wearing. Every time she moved, her [breasts] looked like they were ready to come loose." The tipster added, "[The bride comes from] a very Christian family. [Rihanna] should have known better than to show up wearing such scandalous attire."
And there's more. According to a number of eyewitnesses, Rihanna refused to eat the food offered to other guests. An insider explained to MediaTakeOut.com, "She brought her own food and wouldn't touch anything else ... Our food must not be good enough for a big star like her."
At one point in the evening, the bride's family decided that they'd had enough. As one family friend puts it, "Rihanna was taking away from the [bride and groom's] day so we thought it was best to ask her to leave. She understood and agreed"
But before leaving, one guest claims that Rihanna gave the family a piece of her mind. The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, "She started arguing with [her aunt and her mother] ... Even though they were in the back, you could hear Rihanna yelling at her mother." The insider added, "Her mother is a very easygoing woman, so she just stayed quiet and waited for Rihanna to calm down .... If she were my daughter, someone would have had to call the police."
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i think a lot of this story is true, because I have friends whose family is from the islands and i have visited, and they really are conservative when it comes to events like weddings. they dress up, chile, but you have to keep it classy. i do believe that rih didn't eat the food cause she's probably on one of those "star" diets where you can only eat certain things, and I do believe her very presence was causing a commotion, because of who she is. I dont believe the arguing and cussing part though. The colours of the dresses above are gorgeous.
OK, how is the lady in the green dress any more conservative than Rhianna? Rubbish!
She's loud, she's in your business, tells your business, got an opinion about everything, cusses mf's out, and then gives you a hug before she puts your azz off her front porch... she's Miss Pearl!
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strongblackwoman
man im so freakin disgusting how bout im eating potatoe salad with a chocatlate chip cookie AND sunflower seeds with hot cocoa sugar free on the side! LMAO
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Dolly you walking train wreck! get the fuk outta here! you cant come with nothing else but to post some shyt from yesterday. Why dont you list off your menu of slop farmer john through in your feed bag this morning. When the transit center get computers with internet access you turnstyle hopping skeeza
YA'LL
WHY I WAS ON MTO LAST NIGHT AND I RAN ACROSS THE POST ABOUT TAMECA..THE MODEL WITH THE BIG BOOTY... WHY I WAS BEEFING WITH TANTO ..BRASP WAS BEEFING WITH SMITTY & STANDARD! THAT SH1T WAS HILLARIOUS! I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I BEEFED WITH TANTO..YA'LL GOTTA GO BACK AND READ THAT SH1T!! IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL...BRASP WAS THROWING BOWS AT EVERYBODY THAT WALKED IN!! LMAO!
DAYUM SBS
you got a lesbian fast on ya track...why the hell she cares if your thighs rub or not...sounds like someone desperate to know whats going on between your legs...!
ANDDDDD yeah you should respect the bride, but unless you coming in there naked you shouldnt even BE ABLE to upstage her...I suggest she gets mad at HER stylist not RIHANNA...LMAO
First of all, NO ONE is jealous of Rihanna. Whats great is that one day, its gonna be recognized that she has no talent and shes gonna be out of a record deal and bruk and have NO ONE to turn to. We are already seeing alot of these females in teh biz burning right now...shes got next, trust me. And she knew that she looked like a skank when she left her house in that dress.
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@ blackraspberry
It saddens me that you told me you were 30 years old yesterday and still are attacking me over the internet on every post, so now im going to drop down to your level bytch
i posted my pics for u and your comeback was i look like a fake ass chris brown..now i beg of you to post your dam pics cuz u better be beyonce fine or i am going to eat your ass up! post them pics baaby i dare you!
www.myspace.com/dsmith254
your turn u silly immature bytch
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HAHAHA!! WHY YOU TOLD THAT BOY HE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS BROWN!! LMAO @ IMMATURE BYTCH!
You Dont wear a Dress like that at the family wedding. She got her breast all hanging out total disrespect rhianna! I would of threw her ass out to. Where did she think she was going to the golden globe awards. People of the Caribean they have class not like her coming in the family house wearing that type of dress. For god sakes it a wedding not the awards show.
lolly doddie
bitch i spell better than you and your entire white trash family put together you rumpletstiskin slew foot bamma. You really dont have friends huh? youre the saddest white bitch...to think you cant even get on in the hood as the #1 wigger so you come on here trying to hate on us since the chicks from around the way wont accept you. you sarah silverman looking bitch fuk off go back to malibu
and to iknowyougotaplateofg ritsandsausagepuddin gonyourdesk
bitch you was being ignored you duracell battery licking ho
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lolly doddie
bitch i spell better than you and your entire white trash family put together you rumpletstiskin slew foot bamma. You really dont have friends huh? youre the saddest white bitch...to think you cant even get on in the hood as the #1 wigger so you come on here trying to hate on us since the chicks from around the way wont accept you. you sarah silverman looking bitch fuk off go back to malibu
and to iknowyougotaplateofg ritsandsausagepuddin gonyourdesk
bitch you was being ignored you duracell battery licking ho
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BITCH THOSE BATTERIES STING YOUR TONGUE LIKE A MUH FUKKA!!! WE USE TO ALWAYS DO THAT DUMB SH1T WHEN WE WERE YOUNG!! LMAO@ YOUR STOOOOOOOOOOPID ASS!!
And the thing about it is the bytch ain't all that! Can't sing a damned lick. See, her momma shoulda jumped in that azz years ago and Rihanna wouldn't be all up in her face now. But yeah, give a bytch 2 cents over her lunch money and she gets gully. I don't blame them for asking her to leave and yeah, the color of the dress was nice, but she wasn't going to no industry party, she ws going to a wedding and should have dressed appropriately.
@DP...I got your email this morning but I cant respond because for some reason my private email gets fukked up when I try to use it at the office. Anyway, I will email u tonight with the details u asked me about. Also does anyone have Kildanoise email? I think I gave her wrong info yesterday. I gotta correct that.
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@standard "Oh yes honey I'M live in D.C. oh yeah you from S.E. where u live around BarryFarms!!!!
Becareful who I beef with...One thing sweetie you or no other HOODRAT will scare me. You really dont know me and thats foreal!!!
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@Blackraspberry, don't live around ghettoville barryfarms honey, i live in MD. Is this the real reason y u come on MTO to start ebeefs with everybody. Most people ebeef one day and leave it there, u carry sh1t on...NOT CLASSY BUT TRASHY, u know that song right? Honestly i don't wanna know u if ur this way in person and frankly u really don't know me either
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Tiny you must been real bored...was you at home?
I was Lmao to dolly? she might look funny but the bitch damn sure aint funny!!!!
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lolly doddie
bitch i spell better than you and your entire white trash family put together you rumpletstiskin slew foot bamma. You really dont have friends huh? youre the saddest white bitch...to think you cant even get on in the hood as the #1 wigger so you come on here trying to hate on us since the chicks from around the way wont accept you. you sarah silverman looking bitch fuk off go back to malibu
and to iknowyougotaplateofg ritsandsausagepuddin gonyourdesk
bitch you was being ignored you duracell battery licking ho
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ROTFLMAO AT YAL FUKIN ST[SPAM]OOOOPID LOL...
OKAY GANG BE BACK LATER WATCHING BOONDOCKS AND DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES! OH YEAH SOME WORK TOO LOL
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@TINYTEXASDIAMOND, u said u wanted to take the 1st shot at strongblackwoman, i figured u had some negative energy u wanted to get off ur chest. I'm here 4 ya
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STANDARD YOU FAKE ASS OPRAH WINFREY LOOKING BITCH.. WHEN I DO YOU WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO KNOW... UMKAY SWEETHEART
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FLIPPER THE DIRTY AZZ DIPPER. I Told your RETARDED AZZ to go jump in the nearest tub. You wacking off at a woman that DAMN SURE AINT GONNA LOOK YOUR DUSTY ASS WAY so look keep dreaming u phucking LAME!!!! E BEEF SOME NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!
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OKAY I'M DIZZY..THATS ENOUGH!
DAMN YALL REMINISCING TODAY AINT YA!
INOUBLAHBLAHBLAH LOOK BYTCH! I DONT NEED NO EXPLANATION FROM YOU HO! YOU DONE ALREADY CROSED THE LINE YOU DUSTY NECK FARMHAND! YOU SEE THIS LINE *pointing down at the floor to the line I drew* BYTCH YOU DONE CROSSED IT EVEN THOUGH I TOLD YOU TO BACK THE FUKK UP! YOU MUST WANT SOME ATTENTION SO SLUT YOU FINNA GET IT. DON'T GET MAD AT ME CUZ WONT NOBODY ELSE TALK TO YOU SO YOU HAD TO CALL NAMES IN ORDER TO GET SOMETHING STARTED. BYTCH YOUS A REDUNDANT FRADULENT LAME A$$ PIECE OF TRASH! yOU WAS PROBABLY THE FUNKY KID IN SCHOOL THAT NOBODY LIKED TO SIT BY BECAUSE YOU SMELLED LIKE PISS AND WET DOG MIXED. YOU PROBABLYGREW UP HATING YOURSELF SO MUCH THAT YOU HARMED LIL ANIMALS AND WAS PROBABLY HOT CUZ THEM KIDS BEAT YOU TO DOING THE COLUMBINE SHOOTINGS YOU HOT DOG WATER SMELLING, BOTTLE NOSED WANNABE
What Up My MTO Familia, TinyTX, OBX, Mocha, Pinklici, DJ, SBW, Scarlett, Cream6969, Mabeline, E2M, DP, B-Ras, Standard, PrettyLatina, Smitty, OsoSEXI, allegriaymaria, SAPHIRE, tanto, BKR, ReeRee, JustHangingOut, Hella Yella, Smurf, BD, Crafty, SHYT, I Hope I Got Every FUKIN BODY, I'm Outta Breath From Typin This Shyt LMAO!!! If I missed you, You Know Why! LMAO! WHAT UP EVERYBODY!!!! LMAO!
Jizzle when i first came on..i was fuking wit errybody just to laugh and then one day I went at Smitty and SBW and them was like yeah.. Smitty once she see your pic she gonna slice her wrist..so i said let me see your myspace pic...I went to his myspace came back and said You fake Chris Brown without the money looking azz ni99a! and it was on....lol
BRASP
you bogus lol,he sounded like he was madd lol
HELLA
she is a female,but oh well fukk her!
***singing ti Pink AGAIN!!!***
it never really maTTer too much to me/ that you was just too damn old for me/ all that really matter was you was my e-wiifeeeey/ and baby thats all that mattered to me/
Lemme love you doooown(Even if it take all night girl) Lemme love you doooooown oooooh ooooooh ooooooh lol
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STRONGWACKWOMAN.. I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT SH1T!! LMAO .. I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND HUH?? BUT TRUTH BE TOLD THE PICS WE SAW WERE A DAMN MESS AND IF YOU DIDNT THINK NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH THEM THEN YOUR CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE, BAD BUILT ASS MUST BE A TORE UP MESS TOO.. AND WHEN I FINALLY SAW YOUR MYSPACE "KIA" I SEE WHY YOU WERE SO OFFENDED AND HAD TO JUMP TO THAT BITCH RESCUE. AND BITCH HAVE YOU STARTED DOING THOSE CRUNCHES YET LIKE I TOLD YOU, YOU SANTA CLAUS LOOKING AFRICAN ASS DIKE!!
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damn tiny I see you didn't upgrade your vocab skills, lol stalking ass, and you talkin bout you forgot hoe you aint forget lol you still got my name instilled in the brain... damn why i gotta be whack lol, now you know tiny ain't shyt wack about me, I have shut your cubic zirconia ass down plenty of times you pathetic soul... you so sad you can't have a decent ass debate with another person, yo dumb ass always gotta resort to the name calling as if you know ain bytch on here, lol, girl get a clue and dictionary for real, or maybe take up some debate classes so you know how to hold it down in the arguing department without attacking a person looks and shyt via the damn internet, lmao at these cyber beefs they are so hilarious....and oh now I'm the dike? you also need to go take some classes on how to form your own argument without jacking off someone else's lol, cuz I could have sworn our last "ebeef" I was calling you a dike cuz you kept begging for my myspace link lol..... I told you before self-hate is terrible, only cure is suicide so do I need to show you how to slit those wrist hun? lol
THATBYTCHJEALOUS LIL GIRL? OKAY THEN...WELL, MY MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO HO'S THAT TRY TO GET YOU TO COME TO THEY HOUSE BY BRIBING ME WITH MONEY. MY MAMA SAID I CAN'T BE YO FRIEND CUZ YOU WANT TO TASTE MY COOKIES YOU DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE BYTCH! I DONT GO THAT WAY SO PLEASE GIVE ME SOME SPACE CUZ WE DONE HERE BYTCH, YOUR DISMISSED!
YALL WANT BEEf!!!
YO IM CALLIN ALL YALL OUT!! LOL
YALL STANK BOOTY ASS LIL GURLS TRYNA FRONT LIKE YALL HARD,I'LL EMBARRASE YALL WHOLE SQUAD BY MYSELF YOU ALL RETARDED,SAMUEL L JACKSON LOOKIN,SWAP MEET WEARING,BURGER KING ROBBING,PEEWEE HERMAN BIG SHOE WEARIN,EDDIE KANE SINGIN,NAPPY DON KING HAIR LOOKIN SKEEZERS!! LMBAO
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIKE!!! HAHA! LOOK AT YALL J/K!!!
I LUBB YOU SBS!!!
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U GUYS R SO FUNNY!! KEEP ENTERTAININ ME PEOPLE!!LOL LOL
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STRONGWACKHOE
WHEN HAVE YOU SHUT ME DOWN?? YOU LIL YOUNG ASS HOE.. I NEVER SAID SH1T TO YOU.. U CHOSE TO DIRECT SOMETHING AT ME WHEN IT WAS OBVIOUSLY SOME SH1T THAT DIDNT CONCERN YOU.. HOE GO DO SOME SIT-UP AND KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH.. AND YEAH BITCH YOU ARE A BULLDAGGER.. IF YOU AINT YOU SURE ASS HELL LOOK LIKE ONE..
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damn tiny you gotta play fair, especially if you go cyberbeef lmao at this idiot, you the one told them you was going to shoot me lol! I'm only defending myself *sarcastic blank stare* girl go play in traffic, and I keep telling you I don't play on your team hun so stop worrying about what I look like lol cuz a bulldog it ain't lol.... oh wait I thought I was an ape? now you changing? lol..... you got five minutes hun in my best jay z voice "give me what you got lil mama, give me what you got shortey" lmao... oh man getting side cramps cuz I'm bored out of my fuking mind lol
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BITCH STOP DRINKING THAT BEER ALL DAY AND YOUR SIDE WOULDNT HURT..WAIT A MIN... YOU DONT HAVE A WAIST HOW CAN YOUR BEER BELLY ASS HAVE A SIDE.. MY BAD DOG.. AND YOU ILLITERATE BITCH I SAID BULLDAGGER.. NOT DOG.. YOU KNOW BULLDAGGER.. LESBO.. DIKE... YOU BOBBLED HEAD BITCH.. GO RUN INTO A TRAIN ON YOUR WAY HOME.. BETTER YET, LET THE BUS YOUR ABOUT TO CATCH HIT YOUR BAD BUILT ASS
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hope everyone have a safe and fun weekend! oh except tinytexas that hoe need to get hit by a bus then ran over by a damn car! lmao joking! I dont wish that on no one, so be safe tiny beef with ya another time! holla! Have a good evening everyone!
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@allegria,I see you pulled out that dictionary,BITCH!
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lmmfao!!!! yall are a trip!!! y is it on err thread that yall start arguing and talking about each otha?? i mean...damn!!! no disrespcet...but im willing to bet that if we ran across half of yall in real life that we would be like wtf????? i mean...its one thing to jus criticize but damn....yall are jus hatin!!! i bet most of yall are a HOT [EXPLETIVE] MESS!!!! UGH......
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ROTFLMAO AT TINY WITH THESE DAMN FLASHBACKS! LMAO DAMN WE WERE STOOOOOOOOOPID I WISH THE GUCCI MAN POST WAS STILL UP! THAT BEEF WAS CLASSIC EVERYBODY WAS GOING AT EVERYBODY LOL U TALKIN BOUT THE KIM PORTER POST IT WAS U FIDDY JOY GOING AT ME AND SCARLETT THAT SHYT LASTED FOR A DAMN WEEK LOL
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THEM WERE THE GOOD OLE DAYS.....NOW A BITCH IS ALL FRIENDLY AND SH1T!!!LOL
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lmmfao!!!! yall are a trip!!! y is it on err thread that yall start arguing and talking about each otha?? i mean...damn!!! no disrespcet...but im willing to bet that if we ran across half of yall in real life that we would be like wtf????? i mean...its one thing to jus criticize but damn....yall are jus hatin!!! i bet most of yall are a HOT [EXPLETIVE] MESS!!!! UGH...... *****************
B!TCH GET THE FUKK OUTTA HERE!!!
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@Hella B*tch you ain't funny hoe! I don't like your light a** and either you gonna deal with it or do something! Your name stuck out so I called you out you bright b*tch!
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@ HELLA_YELLA HOW DID YOU MISS THIS??? OR WERE YOU IGNORING THIS PERSON???
You know I'd like to take credit for helping to end the beef between SBW & TTD...LOL. I was cool with both of them and one day I logged on and they were just killing each other. I was in one of my "can't we all just get along moods". I, along with another blogger, managed to talk them down...LOL.
But not before I laughed my ass off at some of the insults...LOL
The dress is really cute but VERY inappropriate for a wedding... I seriously thought she was going to a club or something. The girl in green is also wearing a revealing dress but Rihanna's breasts car literaly popping out at the sides. She def. knew this dress would upset people and she did it on purpose. I'm West Indian and in church weddings, some people dont even like EXPOSED SHOULDERS... she thought this would be OK? And it's not like she's an american visiting... this is her CULTURE! She KNOWS better than to look like a whore ella ella ella at a FAMILY wedding! I would have asked her to leave because she's an embarrasment to herself!
Fuk you Allegria you look like Dolly!!
Fuk you Tiny you you built like Dolly!
Fuk you Official your feet the same size as Dolly's!!
Fuk you Standard you smell like Dolly underarms!!
Fuk you SBW you blacker than Dolly's neck!
Fuk you Minx you wobble down the street just like Dolly!!!
lol aight thats a special shout out for back and the day!!!! lol
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U GUYS R SO FUNNY!! KEEP ENTERTAININ ME PEOPLE!!LOL LOL
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Tiny' log the fuk off wit yo musket sized mouth i bet you can swallow 10 diks at a time
blackrasb fuk you too you rkelly backround dancer i bet yo played out asz still wearing house shirts with the kwame polka dots
minx and your hyper asz need to be sedated, put in a kennel and spayed- im taking you to see bob barker from price is right he got something for YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU
DJIZZLE go gas up the mower and get to trimming bushes lame asz 1.5 gpa niga
official you know you my dawg but fuk you too fak asz rapper you like the white boy on malibus most wanted
who else want some
I like the dress! She's wearing RHOyal Blue with GOLD accessories, it works 4 me! Maybe, just maybe she could've wore a scarf/sash to cover up a tad bit.
If this story is true... She probably was stealin the attention, but not purposely! That is just what happens to celebs, they get mobbed by photographers and fans! Why is the family acting brand new??? They knew a frenzy would happen when they invited her as$!! Duh!!
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DOLLY - And everday is a very sad, sad, sad day for your mother. I bet she wishes abortions were legal back then.
@LADYBIRD - That was in fun. I seriously suggest you don't make an alliance with this fukking quack.....she's a fukking trap and yo ass will regret it!
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@ Blackbuttapecanrican How can she have eye sex with the groom? the groom is her cousin. The only thing i believe is about her dress being a bit much for the wedding. because you can clearly see that for yourself and about her not eatin the food,she's a performer and she's on a strict diet that's all. I'm a islander myself and I know how islanders can get. They take things outta of context sometimes. but everything else is just made up bullshit.
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@ladybird,everyday is a bad day for these lames! I cant believe she said olly olly oxen free.SMDH ********************************************* holly that shyt was funnier than anything you ever said in life you motorcycle zombie. bitch was that you in ghostrider
tiny oh we going to tv now looking like ben short asz from matlock and dee from whats happening love chile you wear your bangs like yo mama bitch!!
djizzle please dont come at me you chess club drop out. how you kicked out od the star wars fan club!!
minx kiss my asz you remind me of a darker version of ricki lake when she first came on tv. no not the show the lifetime movie!!
SORRY! I WAS EMAILING!
MINX I'M RIGHT HERE! I WAS WATCHING YO A$$ ON YOUTUBE STARRING IN THAT SHOW WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK. YOU ATTACKED THIS OLE WHITE LADY AND THEY PUT YO A$$ TO SLEEP.
TINY FALL BACK TRICK. YOU MINI ME'S MINI ME
JIZZLE FUKK YOU JIZZLE! YOU LOOK LIKE VING RHAMES (WHEN HE PLAYED IN HOLIDAY HEART) *yellower thatn flav's teeth was a good one though*
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@tinytexas,mind yo bidness bitch,she should have never came at me! Fuk all y'all *********
Girl are you fukking serious?? You think I don't know that your empty ass attempt to get personal with me was because I been struck a nerve with cho sugary ass?? Nice try b1tch. Wipe them fukkin tears out yo eyes ol' sensitive ass geek and step yo game up hoe.
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@tinytexas,mind yo bidness bitch,she should have never came at me! Fuk all y'all *********
Girl are you fukking serious?? You think I don't know that your empty ass attempt to get personal with me was because I been struck a nerve with cho sugary ass?? Nice try b1tch. Wipe them fukkin tears out yo eyes ol' sensitive ass geek and step yo game up hoe.
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U think so,bitch dont flatter urself!
I'm back..we had a fire drill!!!
Fuk you Allegria you look like Olive Oil!
Fuk you Tiny you look like Shirley on What's Happening!
Fuk you Jizzle you look like Roger on What's Happening! (you might be too young to know who that is) but fuk it u look like him!
Fuk you Standard you built like a penguin!
Fuk you Dolly you look like your mother!!! the ugliest bitch alive!!! lol
official im still waiting for holly to kill you!!!lmao
holly dam yo composition book must be filled with angry haikus about us: i hate them dumb jerks why cant they just accept me i only want friends
uh thats sad
official chris angel huh? lol you lookn like the spanish man lady that does the horoscopes on univision
minx fuk holly and fuk you too take them dooky braids out yo hair bitch!!!
tiny bitch you know they dont make shoes for your lil asz feet you gotta wrap them muthafukas up like a chinese geisha girl walking around on your tip toes all quiet and shyt
I had no idea Rihanna was that tall. She looks nice, but most people I know from the islands are mostly conservatives and do like to keep it sexy, but classy. But the way MTO reports the story it looks as if some of her family / extended family members are Haters. Its bad that she argued with her mother, though. That's never a good thing.
**HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT**
**HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT**
**HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT**
**HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT**
For Halloween (Wednesday or tomorrow), let's play a game!
We having a MASQUERADE BALL!!! You gotta come dressed up like somebody. But this is the thing, you have to be another person on the board. You have to tell us what you're wearing and what your personality is like, and we have to guess who you are!!!!
For instance, if I come in the room, and I'm like, "I stole a pack of hot dog weiners and put em under my sh1t, I got on some dooky laden ass drawers on, my hair is in a pincurl ponytail with synthetic weave, and I give my daddy head every night"
then who would you say I am?? Guess??! ANYBODY??
ANSWER: DOLLY!!! That's right!!!
So do y'all wanna play??
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Dolly look like New York father! lol
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djizzle & minx who the fuk are you who has the time to guess
polly got that kinda hair you just wanna comb you ever seen them dirty white kids with the matted asz hair all stuck to thier snotty cheek. peanut butter all in that shyt you dont know if thier a blonde or just mouse brown dirty. dolly youre disgusting!!! want me to write another haikus? ok
*~* What she has on isn't over the top. Maybe she should've used some titty tape or whatever its called to keep the clothes from revealing too much. At any rate, she looks like any other guest going to a wedding. The chick in the green is showing just as much -- but nobody cares cause she's not famous. The couple shouldn't have invited her if they believed their celebrity relly would be a distraction to the event itself. *~*
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U stringy spagetti hair bitch!
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r u for real?? is that the best you could come with you dislexic ass bitch.. it's spaghetti! you non-spelling, cum in the belly, trout fish breath smelling heffa! come wanksta i know you could do better then that
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@standard shut the fuk up,ugly fat bitch!
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ITS BEEN PROVEN THIS BYTCH IS BEYOND ILLITERATE! I MEAN DAMN DOLLY HOW LONG U BEEN STALKING US, SWEATING US, CUMMING OFF OUR COMMENTS AND U STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO TELL A GOOD JOKE? DAMN BYTCH U NEED TO SUE HOOKED ON PHONICS CUZ IT DON'T WORK FOR YOUR DUMB ASS......
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CREAM LOOK LIKE LITTLE BILL
KING GIRLFRIEND LOOK LIKE HARRIET TUBMAN ********************************************* lil bill funny harriet tubman uh uh djizlle you look like spike lee sister only just lil uglier!
blackrasb kiss my asz wit your french roll and bangs wearing asz. take that banan clip out yo hair fuka
tiny you find some shoes yet cabbage patch kid hieght ho
for dolly: why cant i make friends halitosis sucks alot i am a sad bitch
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DOLLY SMELL LIKE FRITOS WITH SOUR CREAM AND ONION DIP
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Is that all u got?? u corny bitch!
********************************************** YEP, THAT'S ALL I GOT CUZ YOU ATE THE REST YOU HYENA LOOKING BYTCH!
JIZZLE YOU WROTE THE SONG ON LAMBCHOPS AND PLAYED IT AT YOUR 13 BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR!
yall leave holly alone you know white people arent good at clowning. thats just another confirmation of her whitegirlness. dolly your body shape remind me of the ball chasing indiana jones round and outta control speaking of out of control any body ever told you you look like dave coulier (old school nickelodeon)cut it out dolly!!!
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DOLLY SMELL LIKE FRITOS WITH SOUR CREAM AND ONION DIP
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LMAO!
VANILLA WIT YO "I LOOK LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON AFTER PEPSI BURNT ME UP"
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JIZZLE
u look like Rich Boy
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BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA[SPAM]HHH
HELLA
WIT YO MARTIN LUTHER KING LOOKING AZZ
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WITH YO MEDGAR EVERS LOOKING AZZ
MINX WITH YO MARVIN ZINDLER LOOKING AZZ
JIZZLE YOU DO LOOK LIKE RICH BOY!!
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@KING - SHUT CHO GENITALLY DEFICIENT ASS UP! *************
(ok you know I'm lying....can i suck yo d1ck?)
********************************************* (breaks screetching)wut the fuk!
minx polly wont get those until she foes back for her GED in a few more years.
blackrasb you been finished wit your bookman shape, gotta toolbelt and everything huh?
tiny got to lunch! your nose resembles gobo from fraggle rock. its uncanny!! and quit dragging them lil wrapped up feets
dubya whats up looking like lenny from the simpsons. ol gay ass lenny
*******VOGUING INTO THE ROOM*********
**POSE, POSE, POSE, FREEZE**
**POSE, POSE, DIP, TWIRL**
**POSE, LEAP, POSE, SPPPLIIT**
***IN SHANANAY'S VOICE FROM MARTIN***
HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE
THIS ROOM AINT SH*T
WITHOUT KILLDANOISE IN IT!!!!!!
WHAT'S GOOD DARLINGS?? LETS SEE.....
I SEE... OFFICIAL - MY DARLING!! MINX - HEY DJIZZLE - WHAT UP ROCK STAR? PINKLICI - HEY STRONGBLACK - HEY SUGA PIE HELLA YELLA - YOOOOO!! TINYTEXAS - U TOO MUCH ALLEGRIA - SSHELLO! BLACKRASP - (WINK)!
IF I MISSED ANYONE ELSE, SORRY SUGAR DONUTS!!
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polly weed is from the earth.. shiit i'll roll up for her.. now how do you like those apples wanksta! you keep trying so hard and still fall short, you are the weakest link! mad cuz you cant make no babies you rotten uterus having infertile slut
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Im calling child services on u bitch! U unfit bitch!And please....with the word wanksta,cmon now Im tired of hearing that whack shyt u spic!
dubya thats cute ballheaded huh? you wear a jacket everyday to work looking like skeletor from he-man you and tiny are a match made in heaven cuz that ho shorter than he-man boy Orko
official why you have to talk about dollys infertility prolems. sounding like tony montana talking to michelle on scarface. Dolly womb is like the batcave dark, cold with hard ass walls. cant no baby grow in there
Hiaku: i want a baby no dik will go in me, shyt uterus is broke
I damn hope Allegrabitch aint here.I hate that stupid muthafucka.Anyways,Rihanna looks hotter than ever.Luv the colour of the dress.Not something that should be worn to a wedding though,more like a fashion show or red carpet.It looked a little too skanky.But there is something not right about this story though,although I believe some of it.The tatoo on her neck looks gross from a far.It looks like a whole bunch of black warts or something.
dolly you still here!! u must be really angry!! Bitch let me be your therapist!! you want to know why you like u are: you fat, nasty, you smell like raw hamburger, your feet is not normal for a woman, some body need to take a plunger and pull your head out your shoulders, then take a crow bar and knock your knees straight, take a iron and iron all the dents and wrinkles out your flat ass, take some pro activ and dump a gallon of it on your face..when u fix all them problems come back..I'll help you for free! lol
official she calling the people on you!!!LMBAO
dolly are these the same people that were supposed to be coming to kill her! well are they bitch.
you white fuk how you gonna call somebody a spic honkey!!!![EXPLETIVE]! you racist ninny
(Pulling up behind minx beeping) dam what you ordering up there the whole menu(finally getting to the window) yeah let me get a dollar buger but add a slice of tomato and a dolly joke (looking in the back) oh a kids meal with no dolly joke no pickle no mayo and a sprite!
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official she calling the people on you!!!LMBAO
dolly are these the same people that were supposed to be coming to kill her! well are they bitch.
you white fuk how you gonna call somebody a spic honkey!!!![EXPLETIVE]! you racist ninny
(Pulling up behind minx beeping) dam what you ordering up there the whole menu(finally getting to the window) yeah let me get a dollar buger but add a slice of tomato and a dolly joke (looking in the back) oh a kids meal with no dolly joke no pickle no mayo and a sprite! ********************************************
ROTFLMAO!! you stupid
I LOVE THAT DRESS MAN ITS HOTT AND THAT SH1T ON HER NECK ARE HER STARS TATTOO ANYWAY SHE DID'NT HAVE TO EAT THAT FOOD SHE PROLLY LIKE AMERICAN FOOD MORE NOW OR SHE DONT LIKE EVERYBODY COOKIN LIKE ME :) BUT SHES NOT THAT TALL SHES LIKE 5'7 :) ANYWAY LOVE U RIH RIH U WILD THANG U LOL. IMA BE HER FOR HALLOWEEN LOL :)
ugly3pack yeah bitch im here what the fuk you want!!!
email from rhianna: cutie2pac youre scaring me. i dont want to have to get a restraining order. just get off my ballzack and jump off a bridge or a cliff theres a nice one in barbados but im sure you know that dont you. get from under my umbrellla ah ah eh eh eh
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dolly you still here!! u must be really angry!! Bitch let me be your therapist!! you want to know why you like u are: you fat, nasty, you smell like raw hamburger, your feet is not normal for a woman, some body need to take a plunger and pull your head out your shoulders, then take a crow bar and knock your knees straight, take a iron and iron all the dents and wrinkles out your flat ass, take some pro activ and dump a gallon of it on your face..when u fix all them problems come back..I'll help you for free! lol ***********
ROTFLMFBAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Killdanoise....kill da noise bitch no you didnt dye your hair red!!!! thats right boo you work gurl...you fiece!! lol **********************************************
YES I DID BOO BOO! I DYED MY HAIR FIRE ENGINE RED. I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'M GOIN TO KEEP IT CUZ MOST OF MY CLOTHES ARE PINK! IT SORT OF CLASHES :-(
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@Official: NO more cookies, you Grandma from Flower's in the Attic looking ass!! ************************************
WHY I WAS WATCHING THAT MOVIE OVER THE WEEKEND!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE LOL *****************************
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dolly you still here!! u must be really angry!! Bitch let me be your therapist!! you want to know why you like u are: you fat, nasty, you smell like raw hamburger, your feet is not normal for a woman, some body need to take a plunger and pull your head out your shoulders, then take a crow bar and knock your knees straight, take a iron and iron all the dents and wrinkles out your flat ass, take some pro activ and dump a gallon of it on your face..when u fix all them problems come back..I'll help you for free! lol ***************
ROTFFLMFAO!!!!
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bkrogue looks like angie stone! LMAO
killdanoise looks fabulous, leave him outta this! he do look like men on film tho gimme 4 snaps in z formation!! lol
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YESSSSSS!!! THANK YOU SISTA - I WAS LATE TODAY - I'M NOT SNAPPIN. I'M JUST READING AND LAUGHIN
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I damn hope Allegrabitch aint here.I hate that stupid muthafucka.Anyways,Rihanna looks hotter than ever.Luv the colour of the dress.Not something that should be worn to a wedding though,more like a fashion show or red carpet.It looked a little too skanky.But there is something not right about this story though,although I believe some of it.The tatoo on her neck looks gross from a far.It looks like a whole bunch of black warts or something.
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Tiny you look like elaroo from the wuzzles wit you big asz
official dont question me ever
king you look like the cyber man of my dreams
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ugly3pack yeah bitch im here what the fuk you want!!!
email from rhianna: cutie2pac youre scaring me. i dont want to have to get a restraining order. just get off my ballzack and jump off a bridge or a cliff theres a nice one in barbados but im sure you know that dont you. get from under my umbrellla ah ah eh eh eh ------------------------------------
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*goin back n2 hidin til the roastin is over, or til my dikdar goes off*
Some people are so stuck up and ourageous when stardom goes to their head i was not expecting that from Rihanna she surprised me a lot.And if she sees this it's not that she was a good girl gone bad but she was already a rotten little byatch in the first place. Watch yourself Ree Ree cause the same people you disrespect might be the same people may run to when you fall!!!
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trolly and you just now figuring that out man your dumber than i've seen... but lie never.. lie is what you do everyday you look in the mirror and try to reassure yourself that you are pretty.. so bitch please go find you a new bag of tricks cuz you still cant win!! ha ha haaaaaaaaaa
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DOLLY - I thought you was logging your Sabrina the Witch lookin ass off??
******************************************* fuk sabrina take that bitch back to clarissa explains it all well...how to suk dik anyway
official polly spell checking something is like her doing math in her head it aint getting done! bitch is like a killer and da beeeeeeeee
molly i really fell bad you cant have babies all them times yo daddy was fuking you as a lil girl man i wanna choke that punk for you! your lil innocent bagina all torn up and stinky. shyt look like some pastrami between rye bread..yuck
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official polly spell checking something is like her doing math in her head it aint getting done! bitch is like a killer and da beeeeeeeee
molly i really fell bad you cant have babies all them times yo daddy was fuking you as a lil girl man i wanna choke that punk for you! your lil innocent bagina all torn up and stinky. shyt look like some pastrami between rye bread..yuck
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ROTFLMAO!! thank god i dont eat that shiit!! lol
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VANILLA YOU LOOK LIKE JULISA FROM A DIFFERENT WORLD!
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and BKR angela winbush LOL
official i really do feel sad for her heres a poem
dolly polly why is the bitch so pale like molly molly ringwald you say? oh yes but even paler i wanted her to just die instead she went to see the jailer. on the county jail computer she harrasses and complains her daddy fuked her raw and its eating at her brains oh dolly wolly poor stank bitch
anyone who wants to get up on the poetry night stage please do
AAAAAAAA[SPAM]WW DOLLY I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!! YOU CAN BE APART OF SBS IF YOU WANT TO..... COME ON.... JOIN US!! UNITED WE STAND...DIVIDED WILL FALL!
HEY YA;LL WHAT WAS THAT CHANT JJ AND NEM WAS CHANTING ON GOOD TIMES? HIM AND HIS LIL CREW?
KILL
YOU ARE CAAAAUTE!! LOOKING LIKE A SWEET AZZ MONTEL JONES!!
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ALLEGRIA
YOU LOOK LIKE THAT LADY FROM COMING TO AMERICA ..WITH THAT RED COAT WITH THE HOOD ON THAT FLICKED THAT LIGHTER UNDER HER HAND AND SAID.. I WAS JOAN OF ARK IN MY FORMER LIFE!!!!! **************************
OMFGGGGGGG I'M IN TEARS..WAIT,WAIT,WAIT!!BHAHAAAAAAAAA ROTFFLMAOOOOOO!!!!!
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@officialpignose,U know what....I apologize for bringin ur daughter in this,I dont have kids yet but I ant imagine anyone saying anything about mine when i do have one.Kids are innocent I deeply apologize but ur still a pignose bitch and I still dont like u! tootles!
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polly its a fukin blog, that shiit dont faze me.. it was very nice of you to apologize tho and i will apologize for saying you had a rotten uterus, i hope you reproduce and be fruitful with all your lil nappy headed bastards some day.. i still hate you too wanksta and you still have skid mark draws!! smooches!!
October 24, 2007. Posted by crafty.
October 24, 2007. Posted by crafty.
October 23, 2007. Posted by crafty.
i woke up this morning and had CREAM and VANILLA with a splash of MOCHA in my coffee, turned on the tv and watched an old episode of the SMURFS (eastern STANDARD time). i called TANTO and ALLEGRIA on the phone trying to get one of them to cum over but they both declined talking bout they heard MINX & PINKLICI spent the night (which was true),TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me and all she played was mike jones, TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones, (screwed) TIIIINNNNYTEXAAAASSS DIIIIAMONNDDDD caaaame to seeeee me all she playyyyed was mike joooonesss.i had my chi-town baby SCARLETT fly in; i tried my best to freak her out but she kept telling me while playing with her BABYDOLL"i don't do things like that i'm DADDY'S PRINCESS"so you better treat me like "QUEEN NISHA".i said sorry MRS JACKSON i don't get down like that! i went to the bronx where i met this PRETTYLATINA,it was OFFICIAL that i gave up my playas card cuz she was HELLA YELLA , but every now & then i cheated on her with this STRONG BLACK WOMAN REE REE whose pu$$y taste like BLACKRASPBERRY.
polly its a fukin blog, that shiit dont faze me.. it was very nice of you to apologize tho and i will apologize for saying you had a rotten uterus, i hope you reproduce and be fruitful with all your lil nappy headed bastards some day.. i still hate you too wanksta and you still have skid mark draws!! smooches!! *******************************************
OFFICIAL IF YOU AINT THE DUMBEST!!!! LMAO!
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n^GGA u aint nothing but a SIMP. U need to change your name from crafy to p^zzy azz n^gga ...................................................................................................................................................
DOG YOU DONT KNOW ME I'LL BEAT YO BIT@H ASS NI99A, JUST BECAUSE YOU TAKE PIPE UP YO ASS AND GOT EXPOSED NI99A DONT HATE ME HATE YOURSELF [EXPLETIVE]
shut up kingsolo!
allegria you speakie to me?? i don speakie engli sorrrrry
dolly what?? i accepted your apology what else do you want from me.. we dont automatically become BFF's cuz we had a moment.. didnt you say you still hate me?? which i know isnt true, i know you be looking for me on here, just waiting to give your officialpignose greeting! stop frontin gurl you know you lubbs me!
killdanoise work it!! you are a cutie
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n^GGA u aint nothing but a SIMP. U need to change your name from crafy to p^zzy azz n^gga ...................................................................................................................................................
DOG YOU DONT KNOW ME I'LL BEAT YO BIT@H ASS NI99A, JUST BECAUSE YOU TAKE PIPE UP YO ASS AND GOT EXPOSED NI99A DONT HATE ME HATE YOURSELF [EXPLETIVE] **********
Where the fukk did that sh1t packing ass n1gga post that bullsh1t CRAFTY??
Oh, and did you hear me? I said yo d1ck look like Filet Mignon.
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email2michael u can stay on the sidelines with me.. u dont got no e-women already..i dont wanna b n a diff kinda fight...
*invitin e2m over...but gimmie 3 ft*
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STANDARD UH SHE MOVIN IN ON YOUR SHYT
AND WHY YAL BYTCHES DIDNT FORWARD ME THE PIC?
I would have had my son scan a pic of me and posted long ago but ya'll nuggas got me scurred. I've seen great looking women on here get clowned. e.g. Minx, Mocha_Luv and I think either Standard or Scarlett. Maybe my sense of beauty is out of whack cause I think they look pretty good. What the fukk they gon' do to me? Naw fukk that!!!
official bitch dont speak to me 4real. you crossed the line.
dolly bitch yo asz will have kids one day..if some are given to you by the cops becasue your cousin is unfit. bitch your womb is hollow...
minx bitch he answered you he said no! crackhead
king hold up
tiny shut the fuk up
king sit down in that chair right there, no that one without the wheels
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I would have had my son scan a pic of me and posted long ago but ya'll nuggas got me scurred. I've seen great looking women on here get clowned. e.g. Minx, Mocha_Luv and I think either Standard or Scarlett. Maybe my sense of beauty is out of whack cause I think they look pretty good. What the fukk they gon' do to me? Naw fukk that!!! ************
GIRL!!! TRUST ME!!! ANYBODY IS JOKABLE, EVEN IF YOU HALLE BERRY!!! It's cool. You just gon' share that with the core of the click, not everybody else. Them hoes got our pics from myspace, not from our emails.
I have a few things to say about this topic. First of all, who says that Rihanna is a superstar? Not because she had like one and a half hits means that she is somebody. Second, how dare she disrepects her people on their special day like she's somebody. Third, She needs to cover herself up on such an occasion cause her boney ass ain't look good in that anyway. There is a time for everything, even to dress skimpy and this is not an occasion to do so. I just gotta shake my head on this girl crazy big-headed ass.
Someone soon whoop her ass for being such an ass.
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C'mon Kilda, I know u been with a woman at least once. Cause if I had grown up with ya. I woulda rubbed my p/ussy in your face and grind on your dick at least once..LOL
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what d-jizzle gonna say when he reads this? pink come in the other room with me and i won't tell. it will be our little secret.
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Sup Nasty Crafty!!! lol
(singing to myself) I want some dick...I want some dick...I want a dick right on my clit! put a tongue in my ass and stick it in my throat..i wanna get phucked on a boat! lol .................................................................................................
I'M NASTY?
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killdanoise boo you come down here and we gonna partay!!! live it up honey!!! u smoke trees? gurl we will hit the town and let you vogue on them bitches! lol...leave official at home! lol
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nice one blackrasp, but i will be taking the drive with him cant have you molesting him!! LMAO
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@KING - Is all that the nut you got or you wanna me to suck the rest out??
@CRAFTY - Just stand to the side muthafukka....you next.
@HELLA - You never did send my pic! minx_made@yahoo.com
@SBW - Send KILLDA da info about March. Me and that muthafukka gon' hit up a few rainbow spots!!! ..................................................................................................................................................
HURRY UP MINX**WAITING SO LONG FU@KED AROUND AND HAD TO TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF**
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C'mon Kilda, I know u been with a woman at least once. Cause if I had grown up with ya. I woulda rubbed my p/ussy in your face and grind on your dick at least once..LOL
You know, just to make sure you're really gay..LOL
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TRUTH BE TOLD, I HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL. I REALLY WASN'T FEELING HER, BUT I HAD TO BE WITH HER TO FIT IN. THE MOST I DID WAS TONGUE HER DOWN AND FEEL HER UP. THAT WAS IT. THE THOUGHT OF FUCING HER WOULD MAKE ME DIZZY. LOLOLOL!
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C'mon Kilda, I know u been with a woman at least once. Cause if I had grown up with ya. I woulda rubbed my p/ussy in your face and grind on your dick at least once..LOL
You know, just to make sure you're really gay..LOL
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TRUTH BE TOLD, I HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL. I REALLY WASN'T FEELING HER, BUT I HAD TO BE WITH HER TO FIT IN. THE MOST I DID WAS TONGUE HER DOWN AND FEEL HER UP. THAT WAS IT. THE THOUGHT OF FUCING HER WOULD MAKE ME DIZZY. LOLOLOL!
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ROTFLMAOOOOOO!!!!
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sup crafty whee u been i missed u
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*************************************** i think i was talking to crafty for a sec you sooo busy getting your dik suked and passing pusy around go back over there and get back in the minx ho line you cant come back over here stinking! i cant believe you failed the test
im out peace to all accept the dumb fuks oh and polly fuk you!!
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SBW march?? i thought it was april?? come on man dont start trippin
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NAW MINX ASS IS TRIPPIN I CORRECTED HER THOUGH IT IS IN APRIL IF SHE GET KINGSOLO DICK OUT OF HER MOUTH SHE MIGHT CAN THINK STRAIGHT
lubbs u minx lol
hella yella yeah i was going out lol
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sup crafty whee u been i missed u
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*************************************** i think i was talking to crafty for a sec you sooo busy getting your dik suked and passing pusy around go back over there and get back in the minx ho line you cant come back over here stinking! i cant believe you failed the test
im out peace to all accept the dumb fuks oh and polly fuk you!!
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killdanoise!!
TRUTH BE TOLD, I HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL. I REALLY WASN'T FEELING HER, BUT I HAD TO BE WITH HER TO FIT IN. THE MOST I DID WAS TONGUE HER DOWN AND FEEL HER UP. THAT WAS IT. THE THOUGHT OF FUCING HER WOULD MAKE ME DIZZY. LOLOLOL! ******************************
ROTFLMPRAO!! caught dizzy spells thinking about the [EXPLETIVE]!! i know that's right, shiit i threw up in my mouth everytime i think about it!
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sup crafty whee u been i missed u
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*************************************** i think i was talking to crafty for a sec you sooo busy getting your dik suked and passing pusy around go back over there and get back in the minx ho line you cant come back over here stinking! i cant believe you failed the test
im out peace to all accept the dumb fuks oh and polly fuk you!!
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******************************************** damn that was rough. she'll be back tomorrow. i ain't sweating it.
Ok Guys!! I had to work for a while (away from my desk). Now, I have caught up and I know the e-dissing is over, but.....I had some I was thinking about and I'm gonna say them anyway!!!
All ya'll look like the dead people in The Sixth Sense!!!
All ya'll look like the Planet of the Apes cast!!!
@Brogue: You look like an even broker Charlie Murphy!!
Sorry, but I wasn't waiting for another e-diss day to get these off my chest!! lol
Lubbs ya'll!!
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YALL WHY AM I TEXTING THIS DUDE BACK AND FORTH BIDDING ON A DIK SUCK?THIS CHEAP MUG FUKKA TELLING ME HE'LL PAY ME $75.50?? WTF?? I DONT NEED NO SOCKS & PANTIES...I NEED MY DAMN CARNOTE PAIID! CHEAP BASTARD! ..................................................................................................................................................
IS THE HEAD THAT GOOD?
hella i was cussing cuz i asked these heffas to send me the pic and they didnt at the time when i asked you for it..
tiny what the fuk are you talking about cuz i just scrolled up and aint see no comment to you from hella.. stop answering old shiit if i have to scroll that lil red thing on my mouse 15 times up with my middle finger and dont see no comment then that means you are late.. damn how far back do i have to go to know what hella said to you!
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lol @ Brasp
I never licked it...only fcked it tho. Some of these bitches my age don't wash rite and I'll be damned if I lick clorox coochie! LOL ************************************************
ISN'T THIS SOMETHING LIKE AN OXY MORON? CLOROX PUSS WILL MEAN ITS REALLY CLEAN RIGHT? LOL
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DEPENDS ON HOW TALL THE NICCA IZ BITCH...AND YOU AINT THAT MUCH TALLER THAN ME..I CAN LICK A NICCA BALLS STANDING UP AND YOU CAN SUCK HIS DIK STANDING! ...................................................................................................................................................
DAMN TINY ON THE BALLS & MINX ON THE DIK, I'M CUMMING TO TEXAS
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DEPENDS ON HOW TALL THE NICCA IZ BITCH...AND YOU AINT THAT MUCH TALLER THAN ME..I CAN LICK A NICCA BALLS STANDING UP AND YOU CAN SUCK HIS DIK STANDING! ...................................................................................................................................................
DAMN TINY ON THE BALLS & MINX ON THE DIK, I'M CUMMING TO TEXAS
hella i got it now! thanks.. have a good night
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HELLA
I DELETED THAT EMAIL ON ACCIDENT BUT THE ANSWER WAS NO...NEVER
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so i scrolled up looking for what hella said to you to warrant this response from you and i couldnt find it.. bottom line is i was being nosy damn!!
let's see, mto has been wrong on almost everything they've reported on rihanna(like she banged justin timberlake on vma night, she is with chris brown, she is with josh hartnett, etc.)--and this one is finally legitimate because.....?
MTO just knows people love to hate on rihanna and that's why you keep making up fake headlines about her.
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YALL WHY AM I TEXTING THIS DUDE BACK AND FORTH BIDDING ON A DIK SUCK?THIS CHEAP MUG FUKKA TELLING ME HE'LL PAY ME $75.50?? WTF?? I DONT NEED NO SOCKS & PANTIES...I NEED MY DAMN CARNOTE PAIID! CHEAP BASTARD! ************
Hell nawl n1gga.....I won't even jack yo d1ck off with a hand glove for that price!!! LOL
oh-and I would have picked a different dress for a wedding, but it's a pretty dress nonetheless and isn't sticking out particularly next to the rest of the wedding guests. And people in the media have been commenting alot she's gained weight-she may be on a strict diet as a result. She looks thin to me but that's what's been said.
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I know thats right Tiny! get that bread for your services boo! dont let that ni99a get it for cheap...tell that cheap muphucker it cost to be the boss! lol
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I TOLD HIS CHEAP AZZ THAT!! I SAID HE HAS TO PAY TO PLAY...I AINT NEVER GAVE HIM NO HEAD BEFORE SO HE MADE A COMMENT THAT I DONT SUCK DIK..AND I WAS LIKE I DO SUCK DIK..I'M A FOOL WIT IT TO..JUST NOT YOURS CAUSE I DONT FUK WITH U LIKE THAT..SO THEN HE STARTED BEGGING FOR IT....BOOBOO I NEEDS MY CAR NOTE PAID..75 BUCKS WILL ONLY GET YOU A GRANDMA PECK ON THE TIP OF YOUR HEAD! FUKK OUTTA HEA!
She is a star and they invited her to this wedding. What did they expect? I don't think she was snubbing the food and all. Maybe her diet has changed and she just doesn't eat certain foods anymore. It's not like she asked them to accommodate her diet or anything. She put in an appearance damn! STOP HATING ON THIS GIRL! The other guest that I see from the pictures are not dressed too modestly either if you ask me.
Tiny gurl I got this old man that work next door to me...he give me $50 almost everyday for lunch...paid my electric bill, my cell phone bill..and he still aint get the [EXPLETIVE]...I just can't fuk a man thats my father age! I refuse...I keep selling him dreams...I'm about to ask him if he wanna be my God father! lol
dickis10inches!! so i finally get a reply from you huh?? just as i'm about to walk out the door.. you knew just where to find me hmmmmmm.. anyways i said that is yet to be determined by me.. let me judge my [EXPLETIVE] real deep, deeper than the [EXPLETIVE] of a bitch 6 feet!!
LMAO (that was lil kim ya'll, i dont get down like that damn)
@ ReeRee - what's going on girl?
Nah, the moment dickis10 logged on with that name yesterday, PL called him out on it and said it was crafty. After awhile, he wrote back and was like, "yall got me, it's crafty. how did you know?" lol.
@ BKR - I read some of the sh*t and was in tears. Y'all are stupid. lol.
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ReeRee Look like Della Reese in Harlem Nights and Vanilla look like Sunshine!
*I'm an Honest Ho, And All My Ho's Is Honest* LMAO!!! ***************************
GREASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO.............
YO I'm in tears!!! Why are you throwing such venom at the girls today, NI99A THATS A FEMALE!! LMAO YOU SAID DELLA REESE
LMFAO......I feel like I got a six pack now lmfao I gotta walk this laugh off...
Remember when Della Reese fought Eddie in the alley?! "NOW I HAVE TO CUT YOU" LMAO
West Indians are very clannish too. If they like you you become part of their family as well. If this story is true, Rihanna should be shamed of herself. She better be careful or she'll be living on that island with them again. The music industry is very fickle and it's not like she's a BIG star anyway.
Nope, don't believe this for a second.
MTO, yall heads are so far up Beyonce fat cellulite ass that ANYTIME yall peek out for a fleeting moment to post a topic on Rihanna, it's some negative bullshit. And for all yall puppet ass dummies who believed this, if it were Beyonce, yall would be cussing MTO out. So shut up bagel-nosed, slut muffin heffas.
@ BKR
this mawfucka said "dirtily" LMAO!!! Dawg, I'm using it from now on. lol. Yeah, somehow we caught people off guard. It messed C up so much that he acted like he didn't see it. lol.
Nothing more I can add to what you said. Real ass is the sh*t!!!
Yo, I have work to do and I am gonna hit the gym so I'll holla tomorrow.
Ummm, nice try MTO. You could have done better than that--at least make it remotely believable. Bringing her own food? Get outta here!! Like she brought her own food wrapped up in foil or saran wrap or something! lol At least this "story" was good for something; I got a much needed laugh.
By the way, I hate that tattoo on the back of her neck; it takes away from her.
Crafty you said that was u the other day! What the hell on you don't remember telling us that? Plus u don't even change the way u speak errrybody will know it's u right away! If I'm using a different screenname and I don't want anyone to know it's me I would try to type differently and use different words and phrases...even cuss words...change 'em up...LOL
i was there and yes the dress was a little inappropriate for churches out here but nothing else is true and ppl jus bitchin cuz i guess she is sorta famous but if that had hapen to n e normal person it wud not be a big deal but none of that is true..yall always tryin to turn things to make ppl look bad
i understandy why rihanna didn't eat the food, if i was her i wouldn't have ate it either. If people at this wedding are hating on her like this, they would have put something in her food and she would have never been the same again. She was nice enough to take the time out of her busy schedule to go to her cousins wedding and look what they do, they call media takeout and send them pictures. I"m not a rihanna fan, i just don't like haters
Ok. Lemme clarify some issues that some people in this comments section have no clue about. After being in school with Robyn (sorry, Rihanna) for six years, I can tell you that she is nowhere CLOSE to six feet. Closer to 5' 6"/7". Secondly, I have nothing but love for the girl, but there IS something called "time and place" irregardless of superstardom. The dress was GORGEOUS! She looked good in it. But it was neither the "time nor place" for that dress. That was extremely inappropriate for a wedding - especially in a country that is still conservative in many ways. That dress would have been FLAWLESS at an awards ceremony or any gala. Robyn should have known better.
WHo the gullible flock for their daily fodder. Anyway. I was at the wedding...so was Rhi...for the whole thing. Bajans just don't gush and hate like you people. Of course she'll attract attention. You think her cuz didn't know that before? It goes witht ehterritory. Anyway I hope I'm I'm the last post on this. Don't you people have a president to elelct?
First of all *stupessssssssss* in other words I'm sucking my teeth. Nobody nowadays can't take them panty off without some sniffer dog up under your dress sticking their noses in the wrong places. I don't see nothing wrong with the dress thats the latest fashion these days & who cares if the girl decides if she's gonna eat food or not, more than likely she's probably on some special diet or something or the other. If someone had ask me to leave because of such petty issues I would have done the same thing and rant like theres no tomorrow...I bet if she was the average Joe this wouldn't even be an issue to begin with.
enough is f.u.c.k.i.n.g enough that was my brother that got married and riri is my cousin i think that you all should have been at the wedding every thing here that mediatakeout say r lies. my r.a.s.s.h.o.l.e cousin sit down next to my f.u.c.k.i.n.g mother and eat the same r'a's's'h'o'l'e food like the rest of the guest and she aint even had to leave because she sat right to the front of the church so mediatakeout you all can suck out riri R'A'S'S'H'O'L'e
gurl keep doing u because i know how it is with them. i'm guyanese/bajan n dem ppl love to talk n boost about other people n family... wow forget it. everybody grudge one another instead of loving and being proud of each other success n achievements... so yeah gyal she da right one, bring ur own food... they cant say she never show sha face. 1 love
you all are [EXPLETIVE] jealous.she can wear what she wants.you all say what a slut and blah blah blah et in the end you sya "CUTE DRESS THOUGH"!! the bride must've been jealous and insecure.i wore a dress that was haulter dress to my brother's wedding and looked very classy.people are just jealous besides think of where she was!! BARBADOS! those chics over there are very mean and just hateful anyway! rihanna is the [EXPLETIVE]!!! stop HATING!!
The tat on her neck are stars!! fuckign dummies.and hell yea u can almost see her boob i mean these potographers aint to get the most private parts of celebrities.unless you are breathing down her neck and have a 600x'x zoom camera u wn't see her TEETS! [EXPLETIVE] aters.get off your fat asses and maybe you could look like her.
omg huge typos!!! The tat on her neck are stars!! [EXPLETIVE] dummies.and hell yea u can almost see her boob i mean these potographers aim to get the most private parts of celebrities.unless you are breathing down her neck and have a 600x'x zoom camera u won't see her TEETS! [EXPLETIVE] haters.get off your fat asses and maybe you could look like her.
OMG...this is just another classic example of how one rumour spreads and STUPID people run with it. From day 1 everyone has had soemthing to say about Rihanna and I love her. She is from my country and represents well.
Her nipple as portrayed here was not showing. Go to this link and you will see
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And her dress was no different really than some of those others there. Only thing I blame Rihanna for is going to the wedding cuz she should know by now how these bad minded people treat her.
I know this story was stretched alot and I am disappointed if family memebers actually went talking (ignoring the fact that family busniness remains in the family).
Anyway I can see you people just come here to try to hate on the latest celebs and post utterly illiterate responses. Props to those who defended here...as for the others...
well yes she could have worn sumtin else she took away from the bride and i know she has been rude to her mother on more than one occasion flight attendants hve talked about her makin her mom pick up her luggage andhtey cussed her out over it and her sitting in first classs and her mom ridind near the back . anyother bajan mum would have thrown her on the gorund beat the [EXPLETIVE] otu of her
You guys obviously let the media get to you, you're too gullible . You'd believe it if they said she punched herself in the face and blamed Chris Brown. The girl next to her is wear a dress just as revealing... but she didn't leave the wedding...Of course the media wouldn't get money from making a story about her. Barbados is a hot island, she's wearing a sun dress. I don't think she has a big head, the fame hasn't got to her yet. She probably just has a strict diet. Celebrities have to keep their figure and eating 20 BBQ ribs and rice is not going to keep you in shape.