You gone get a kick out of this one:
Which Candidate represents your views and values?
Do you like taxes?
Does taxing the "rich" make you feel any better about your bank account?
Do you believe that the govt should control everything?
Should the commander in chief reduce the strongest military in the world to third or fourth strongest?
Would you rather someone give you one fish per week, or would you rather catch your own?
Would you rather a 5,000 healthcare credit to shop around for healthcare, and make them compete for your services, or pay for every sick person in the country through subtractions from your check and/or things we need getting cut out the budget?
Do you think the white man has held you back all your life?
Do you associate with killers and dictators?
Do you love America?
Are you proud of our country?
Do you want to leave Iraq before we win?
Do you slander our president?
Are you proud of your religion?
Do you believe in the right to legally bear arms if an introder enters your home?
Do you believe failed abortions should be killed?
Do you think our troops are killing innocent people? If yes are you willing to admit it?
Would you ever go to Germany (former home of the Nazi's) and apologize for American actions over the years?
Would you stand by your priest of 20 years who married you and baptized your kids if the media attacked him?
If you were inexperienced, would you act like you have all the answers, or be honest and remind us even though your a rookie, you got the goods?
Do you respect your elders?
Have you ever denounced the pledge of allegiance and american pin?
Do you think we need to change our country?
How do you feel about the gov't in cuba, Vinezuela, Iran, Kenya?
If your cousin killed people for not voting for him, would you endorse him?
Do you believe in socialism (re distribution of wealth from rich to poor)?
If you won the lotto, would you think its fair to split it with the people who didnt win?
Do you believe in universal nutrition? (everyone has a right to food on the tax payers tab)
Do you believe in universal education (everyone has the right to learn on the taxpayers tab)
How about universal abortions? (everyone has the right to choice on the taxpayers tab)
Should *** marriage be legal in all 50 states?
Who is more important to the economy: The working man, or the non working man?
Who pays more taxes rich people or poor?
How many times have you blamed your problems on George Bush?
Do you hate rich people?
Do you hate white people?
Would you hate a country that gave you an opportunity to get an ivy league education, live in a 2 million dollar home, and raise two children? (all paid for by the tax payer)
Are terrorist and teachers one in the same?
If your best friend killed someone when you were teenagers, and you found out later on in life, would it matter to you?
Do you smoke cigarettes?
Do you call military heroes slanderous names, then accuse him of being racist when he says that one?
Do you threaten jail against people who speak against your socialist marxist views?
Let's be smart and vote for the person who reflects your views of this great nation, and is willing to die for us if he has to; not condone terror and hate toward US, then suggest that negotiations without any sort of ultimatums to stop the violence are going to work!
Think my brothers and sisters!
Remember every great empire fell because of of marxism and socialism remember that when you get inside that booth!
gnite yall, I'm going to get drunk and girate on sexy women.