1st, 2nd or 3rd, hell I could be last. Good morning ladies and Gents.

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FIRST

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2nd?

f outta hea!!

Uh ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! First bitches!!!!

Yeah cause its against the law for 2 men to be married in certain states.

jesus

damn ya'll fast!

so what? myspace.com/hotboyjtc

HERE WE GO!

OH MY

Who cares!

HAHAHAHAHA -- thats what he gets-- Never choose another woman over your MOTHER! Good luck with your FIRST wife Usher!

It shouula neva happened!

GOT DAMN YALL MUGS IS FAST

i'm not surprised. this marriage seems to be a cover for something else anyways.

good

LMAO @ USHER AND TAMEKA!!

get out!!

s[SPAM]oo waaaaaaaaaaaaaahtttt tt 21st

shut up mto

oh whateva mto they still married!!!!!!

That really doesn't mean anything. So they get it fixed or get married again. It's not like Usher is going to take it as a sign that he doesn't need to be with that Gorilla!

MTO, leave these folks alone. A typo is not a "shocker." That can be easily fixed.

OH BOY HERE WE GO WITH THIS MESS AGAIN....

lol@ tiage. LOL @ Usher reading this headline and rushing to get it fixed...doubt it's that deep though.

uh oh .....both them boys oughta be madd

so??? she will fix it, trust! she is not about to miss that gravy train!

THAT'S A SHAME. USHER PROLLY DID THAT ON PURPOSE! IT'S A SET UP MAN. I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THEM NOW, I SAID MY PEACE..

You know that marriage is not legal, there are not many states where to men can get married and it's legal, and I know GA is not one of them. LOL

who care yall do anything for a story then make this $hit yall top story get it to together

MTO leave them alone. I'm sure they'll figure it out, if not now, they will when it's time to discuss that prenup, during the Divorce!. LOL! I'm sorry that was mean, but soooooooo

What chu talking bout Willis?

Alie mi so much people comment already mu just c 4 a while ago

Whatevva!!!!!

first of all who cares, I wouldnt married her any way!

His damn fault for tryin marry a man.

doesn't matter cause that ain't a real Atlanta marriage certificate, MTO should know better...fools. photoshop is a biatchh!!!

Are you kiddin' me MTO?

sorry, i meant Georgia, not Atlanta...

this marriage looks more and more like a sham almost weekly. ursh needs to come out the closet and tameka needs to go ahead and admit she used to be a man and the kids she already has are adopted or something.

just kidding but all of their "obstacles" keep adding up to their whole union just being fake.

What's good Scarlett & JIZZLE

this is crazy, every week its publicity stunt with Usher, even b4 Maneka. At first it was alright with confessions but now its getting old fast. If u ask me they probably told the judge to misspell his name

I wouldn't be surprised if its true,

CONFESSIONS PART 2 BITCHESSS!!! LOL!

tiaje- that was funny! You know you are wrong for that.

What Up MTO Fam

Scarlett & Standard Whats good Ladies?!!!

GOODMORNING EVERYONE!

LMAO @TIAJE

THIS STORY SOUNDS DUMB AS HELL WHO GIVES A F UCK

YOOO WHATS CRACKIN STANDARD AND SCARLETT???

@ Carmel7196 (when you get here) because you said you love Tupac, at Borders (bookstore) they are selling a Tupac Shakur Legacy book/cd/writings thing (it's in a big box) normally $50.00, for $5.00. You may already have this but if you don't check it out. 7536

This is MUCH more important than UshMeka.

Its null and void anyway same sex marriage is not legal in georgia!

LOL

good!

What it do C?

I'm sure all this will b on his next CD, i'm alittle sick of the whole confessions already.

AY WHO SEEN THAT ANNA NICOLE PIC CUZ IM SCARED TO LOOK AT IT

MORNING SMD...MORNING JIZZLE

HEY LADIES!!! *waving*

WUS GOOD PINK

HEY D JIZZLE, C, STANDARD, AND PINKLICI!!

D JIZZLE I SAW THAT PIC...AND TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT IT

I HOPE SO

Morning fam!

this marriage is still suspect to me....

lmao at ladytee!

>>Whassup MTO friends n' fam<<

Is this the best lead story ya'll can go with today?

Like BBBeyonce would say

ZZZZ YAW.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N

I wish they get over the maneka thing.

Why the hell would you ask the clerk, who probably knows crap about family law, instead of asking an attorney. A minor clerical error like a missing "s" would have absolutely no impact whatsoever. If so, how many "invalid" marriage do you think would exist? Mediatakeout, stop fishing for nonexistent stories. This is so f'ing stupid and lame.

I don't care about Usher Right now my foucs is on getting those tickets to Sisqo on Holloween I am so excited....

Scarlett hey chica

hey Pinklici,standard,smd and D-jizzle

Good Morning

@ SCARLETT

AIGHT KOO,I AINT LOOKIN THEN,IM THE BIGGEST PUNK IN THE WORLD WHEN IT COMES TO SEEIN STUFF LIKE THAT

GOOD MORNIN

RAINBOW & SBW!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING FAM!!

OMG! THAT IS RIDICULOUS. IF USHER IS IN ON THIS PUBLICITY STUNT I HOPE NOBODY EVER BUYS HIS CD'S EVER AGAIN. MARRIAGE IS A SACRED PROMISE TO LOVE,HONOR, AND RESPECT YOUR PARTNER FOR A LONG AS THEM TWO SHALL LIVE, AND TO COME TOGETHER UNDER THE WITNESS OF GOD AND THEY KNOW THEY'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT IT IS TOTALLY NOT COOL...

Damn MTO ya'll getting on my damn nerves with this Usher and Tameka bullsh!t......

Morning erryones!

RBB...uh Sisqo?

Morning SBW...

E2M...you keep a low profile these days

WHO CARES!

hey sbw

pinklici - Yes the dragon is back lmao

SISQO IS THE MAN!

BRING BACK DRU HILL!!

GO SISQO

LEMME SEE DAT TH[SPAM]NG LOL

nesey hey chica

Weren't they already married in a lawyers office before the actual wedding? Then that would be enough alone to vaildate their marriage

Hey Rainbow!

I am really sick and tired of these two.

HEY RAINBOW,SBW,SCARLETT,STANDARD,C,PINK,NESEY

WHATS GOING ON EVERYONE

WHAT UP SMD!!!

LMAO @ Tiaje!

Morning MTO fam!

Yall better watch what you say about Ush and Tameka, the MTO weekend internet gangsters might come out and attack. LOL.

I truly am so sick of these 2, but I'm glad that the pic you put up is just Usher!

Goodmorning everyone..

Goodmorning baby! SMD.

Good Morning @ Everyone

HEY SMD!!

THIS TOPIC IS BORING...LETS CHAT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

usher should count his blessings.. read the signs usher you are not suppose to be married to he-man... get over it..

whats good pinklici

I'm around its just these lead stories have been kinda wack lately, but I should come in anyway just to bug out with ya'll haha

Any word from PinkTequila lately?

How much are those monkey's in the window..... $Usher $Tameeka

What Up RBB, SBW, B-Ras, JHO, HauteCoutureDiva, D-Jizzle, SMD!

HHHEEEYYY BABY! B-RASP

WHATS GOOD D-JIZZ

WHAT UP

O.B. B-RASP AND CREAM?!?!?!??!?!?

E2M What Up My Belizean Brother?

SMD

NOTHIN MANE CHILLIN,AY DAWG IM SORRY FOR TALKIN TO YOU CRAZY THAT DAY MANE LOL

Good MOrning MTO fam,

Like everyone else said....who cares!!!

What Up Creame, OBX, SAPHIRE, Pink!

Hey C...what about me???

@Tiaje

You are going to get your azz whooped today.I thought Fred kidnapped your azz and blackballed you.Thanks my new informant.lol

FOREAL MTO NEED TO TAKE THAT ANNA NICOLE THREAD OFF CUZ I KNOW IMA END UP LOOKIN AT IT,N IF SHE LOOK MEST UP IM WHOOPIN ERRBODY ASS CUZ IMA BE ALL SCARED LOL

Morning DJizzle ;-)

Hey D-Jizzle

what up official boo!

Scarlet lets talk about fake dudes! why they be faking on us...lol!

What Up Cream6969?

@DJ...She is a mess...don't be eatting anything if you do look at it..real talk

What Up kimkelmor?

Hey C...What's new?

Wassup, fam? Yeah, E2M, I'm here. Where YOU been? Fred been killing me with these wack ass stories. E2M-check yo myspace messages...

Wassup, SBW, Scarlett, Rain, C Blackraspberry, Cream, Pink, Official and fam?

MTO yall are grasping at straws on this one

wonder if Usher knew that all along and that was go be his way of shutting up Tameka about amrrying her and getting out of the marriage with little or no recourse????

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Morning all!

BTW, did anyone look at the bottom of that bootleg marriage cert? How the hell the judge name gone be "Pinkie"? LMAO-I wonder if they got a myspace page...hahaha

What's good Tanto, PinkTeq, Creme, C, Blackrasp

*waving @ rainbow & smd

lol @ d-jizzle

Sup, Tanto & Tiaje?

Hey PinkTequila, Official, B Ras, and HCD

B Ras...yea let talk about these fakes azz dudes...oh and don't forget these fake azz bitches too...lol

Hey, standard!

DJ

IT'S COOL LIKE I TELL MY BABY ALL THE TIME IT TAKES ALOT TO GET ME UPSET, IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL

B-RASP

YOU TRYING TO THROW JABBS ON THE LOW HUH

Hey PinkTequila!

hi tanto cream blackrasp djizzle SMD pinktequila C

@SMD LOL! u know I'm not throwing no jabs at you my love! guilty conscious?

hey tanto and pink.

Hey official,with ur crazy azz!

I knew this marriage was BOGUS!! Man theyre not married for real. Usher pulled a Brandy on us! LOL!

Hi Everybody!! Cant stay I have to work for a change. LOL

Hi c! *hug*

ps...Im really feeling this JHoliday cd! He repping for DC.

oops and hi standard nesey

anyone else?? lawd have mercy

Hey Scarlett,and Blackrasp!

Standard what's up boo!! I haven't really seen u sweetie..(giving u a hug)

Yea Official...you forgot me..but its cool...lol

Morning Tant[SPAM]

JIZZZLE, stop being alittle punk, man up and look at the Anna Nicole pic, suck it up

PL.. work?? i dont even know that word.. let me google it right quick..

morning tanto & official......

MORNING TO THE WHOLE SBS!!

prettylatina

Hola Mami *hug*

Hey nesey26!

now that that's out the way...who azz we gettin' into today?

Oh wow

Hey PL nad Nesey

Standard...that Anna Nicole pic is so digusting

B-RASP

NAW, NO GULTY CONCIOUS HERE HONEY I KNOW I'M NOT NO FAKE ASS NI99A, BUT LET YOU TELL IT.....

HEY OFFICAL BABY!

PinkT!! What's good! U alright?

Whaddup C..we gotta represent for Belize and the entire Yucatan Peninsula up in this piece LOL

Hey Prettylatina

Hey Offical, let's talk about fake asssss people

Hey Blackrasp, i was chilling for a few days, tryna get pregnant and sh1t...LOL what's good with u

Hey MTO Family.

@SAPHIRE....I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO GET ME TOO GIRL. HAD TO LOG OFF BEFORE HE FOUND OUT MY IP ADDRESS AND COME AFTER ME.

I just did some research on same sex marriages and Georgia don't play that. They would have to go to New Jersery for that sh!t. Or they could have a CIVIL UNION in New Hampshire, Conneticut, or Rhode Island.

Latina...J Holiday Cd is nice? I'm about to get it..and i'm not trying to spend my money on garbage? have anybody heard the new Jagged Edge cd?

What up

official tanto cream blackrasp prettylatina djizzle pink E2M SBW standard C

(hope I didn't forget anybody but this list gets longer everyday. lol.)

I don't even fake like I am going to comment on these stories anymore.

Blackraspberry, yeah, let's talk about fake dudes so I can hold it down for the men in here :)

E2M what's up witcha, u know i got a cyber crush on u...LOL

Scarlett u know what's funny, i can c it on TV,pictures but as soon as someone throws up or bleeding right in front of me, its a wrap, i'm throwing up and bleeding 2...LOL

@SMD Baby I wasn't talking bout you so dont even go there...u know I lubb you eventhough.....

@standard aww shyt did yall strike gold? stop smoking first! lol!

E2M-Yea, I'm a'ight. They had these 5th ward beez on my azz at work...

Anyone seen Miami? That nukka just disappeared!

Standard...i can't stand to look at that ish...its just looks so nasty...now if some one was in front of me throwing up...i'm throwing up right with them...lol

N[SPAM]OO HI SCARLETT!!!!!!!!

:)

Who cares!! If it's wrong they will get it fixed, THE END!

Hey IMDIO

Who cares about Usher and his "Man" wife? Usher...how you doin?

*waving @ scarlett

@standard..no success? lol

Morning IMdiogi11...yeah u forgot me..but that's okay

Fake dudes? I hope no one is talking about Sisquo!

Blackrasp, i dunno yet...LOL i really don't wanna stop smoking though...LOL there's gotta b another way

IMdiogi11...yea you forgot me too..its cool though...good morning to you

IMdiogi11 and blackraspberry please check your emails when u get a chance

Prettyl: is it good? I'm heading out in a few to get trey songz, jill scott and Jholiday cd at 11

LOL at Nesey

LOL at Scarlett, i'm wit u, just like funerals. i can go to anyone funeral(dont even have to know them) and i'm boo hoo crying like we grew up together....LOL

RBB, please tell me ur not talking about blonde hair George in the Jungle Sisco r u?

@Tiaje Did you see the Halle B story?Yes, MTO has posted it. ?.

Lmao @ Standard...me too!

I'm still boiling with rage went and brought Jagged Edge raggedily ass CD, and target wont take the shyt back its just that bad lol....

standard u like my friend when it comes to funerals this bytch was crying harder than me and my sisters at my mom funeral i mean she was falling out and all I was dying laughing lol

Sorry hadda get some work done,,,now I'm back...

Hey C, Hey IMD

OFFICIAL...kiss my ass!!! you don't never shout me out ever, I see you be listing ever' other muthfukka in herr but me...

BRASP..I hope you notice I been talkin to yo' man very respectfully. I'm tired a bein' labeled a e-homewrcker...LOL

@sbw...i loved trey songz last cd...i like it when he be like woooowoooowoooowooo....lol but i think he is too cute

What's good SBW? u didn't tell me to check my email, send me something 2..LOL Trey Songz new song is hot, he was actually good on 106 & pk yesterday. J Holiday sings good live 2. that's when i'll buy a CD after i hear them sing live.

B-RASP

AIGHT IF WE ARE GONNA TALK ABOUT FAKE DUDES LETS TALK ABOUT FAKE WOMEN

WHY IS IT THAT A WOMEN WANTS HER MAN TO GO OUT AND MAKE THE MONEY FOR HER TO SPEND (HOW EVER YOU MAKE IT) BUT AT THE SAME TIME ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH YOU OR YOU DONT CALL HER ENOUGH.....I DONT GET IT????

Her middle names: "John Elle"?

www.weneedtostop.com

@PINKTEQUILA...yeah MIAMI just bounced, said he was going on vacay and never came back. I had my eye on that nugga. He was gonna be my cyber side piece..LOL

@smd...sounds like u meet the wrong women...my man can go out of town, work late etc. as long as is check reflects that sh!t i'm straight

SBW & Scarlett

i went to my friend's uncle funeral, mind u that was the first time i met her uncle...LOL i was crying like i don't know what and my friend was consoling me and her uncle's funeral. it was funny cuz other people was coming up patting me on my back like i was his first born, it was funny

Sbw...Wait...did i read that right...jagged edge cd is garbage...say it ain't so

@Kimkelmore

Shyt.I am tired of Usher and his wifey crap.Neither one of them is cute to me so as far as I am concerned I really don't care if the two monkey's stay together or part.What's crackin with you?

LMAO @imdiog.. it sure does.. sup holmes..

LMAO@ Or they could have a CIVIL UNION

lol@nesey.. look at you all ready and shiit.. calm down sweetie.. it will come. ;)

fake!! oh chile please let's not even get started on fake muthafukas ya'll know the story i told ya'll yesterday (if you dont go on the 50cent ciara thread and read it for yourself), but yeah before i left my boxx came to me playing his little game of clue shiit.. i hate clue.. get to the fuking point fat ass.. anyway so he's like "did you have a run-in with anyone on the phone today" me: no what are you talking about him:you didnt have a problem with anyone on the phone today? me: noooooooo dont know what the hec you're talking about, what do you mean a patient or something (yeah i'ma sit here and play dumb with this bastard) him: what about anne ding ding ding and you have won the grand prize!! me:i didnt talk to her but i did leave her a message and she hasnt returned my call why did she call you him:let's just say she is calling you through me

huh??????

me: i dont need a third party person in the middle i want to talk to her him:well now officialbronxite anne is the person i chose to spend the rest of my life with me:and what that got to do with me being employed by you?? i dont get it him:well she is half running this office me:then i should be able to speak to her directly instead of passing notes back and forth like we're in high school.. and what do i have to do get here at 7:30am to meet her here cuz i know she comes in the morning before we get here him: maybe me:aight then i'll be here at 7:15 tomorrow waiting on her him:just be careful what you say to her

hold up did this muthafuka just threaten me(spell check me) me:dr k.. that dont scare me him:what doesnt scare you me: you telling me to becareful what i say to her that doesnt scare me him:.. blank stare

AND GUESS WHAT THAT BITCH DIDNT SHOW UP THIS MORNING!! IT DONT GET NO FAKER.. SHE A FAKE ASS WANNABE MANAGER, SHE NEED TO MANAGE TO GET TO AN ENGLISH CLASS IMMEDIATELY CUZ I DONT UNDERSTAND NOTHING HER DUMBASS SAYS.. YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE AND DECIPHER HER ASS.. FUK OUTTA HEA BIOTCH!! I HATE HER

PS..ok now that's off my chest!! lol

aight IMdiogi11 this my situation...I met this dude right...I'm feeling him. I like his swagger..the way he talk to me and everything..We vibing real good. but he faking on me...he wont call me. I call him he wont answer. i mean he say he like me but he not acting like it...i'm lost?

SMD-u got to balance things baby...money aint everything..quality time is important! dudes want to run the streets or hang with their boys too much..hang with your girl! and call her...why not call?

@Standard

Have you been bad as hell lately?

@ nesey and scarlett

Oops, sorry about that. Don't start off by saying, "See, fake dudes forget to say hi to you in the morning." lol.

Interesting!

www.myspace.com/coco_gurl_76

and that's my story of the day.. brought to you live from my office!!

i lubb you guys.. you let me rant and rave!!

LOL @ all the comments about "two men being married illegally"

If this is true, he better take the second chance to get out of this while he still can!

lmao @ official...u alright ma?

and if you're wondering what boxx is it's suppose to be boss!! LMAO!

Either you biitches dont have a life or a job cause erytime i come in this muhfucca yall chattin about shiit that has nuthin to do with the topic. yall need a fuccin life. and if you biitches want it then come and get it. yall think yall so hard and so cool cause you fight on the internet. fucc you hos.

MTO can't even spell much less decipher a marriage certificate...talkin bout "we were shocked"

Back for sec! Hey official(yeah i work sometimes) IMd- did u like the jholiday? tanto, scarlet, standard, RBB, Pink

E2M and C hey my Belizean neighbors!

SBW & Brasp Yeah I really like it LaaLaa is hot for all you ladies that like to puff lol Suffocate, Thank You, Betcha Neva had, Come here all FIRE! lol Naaah SBW dont tell me that! I was gonna get the Jagged Edge cd too. I heard the sample songs and thought they sounded aye it. lol Man those dudes havent had a HOT album since JE Hearbreak. lol

LOL good morning everyone. This is gettin crazy... people actually have time to make different screen names on the daily and want to talk about how people be on here everyday. Obviously you're jealous of the internet relationship theses ladies have!!!

@fuccsbscuztheywontle tmein i wont even waste my time.. with you.. call me for an appointment..

USHER AND TAMEKA ARE OLD NEWS. I have finally let him go and I'm at peace with what he's doing now.

Good morning all!

fukk_a_SBS Flag post

Either you biitches dont have a life or a job cause erytime i come in this muhfucca yall chattin about shiit that has nuthin to do with the topic. yall need a fuccin life. and if you biitches want it then come and get it. yall think yall so hard and so cool cause you fight on the internet. fucc you hos.

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*SCREAMING FRANTICALLL********************* WHY WHY WHY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO...

what is up with yal freaks!!!!!!

@fukk_a_dumbazzb!tchlikeyou (lol)

anywho do yo azz have a job or life cause it seems u on here just as much as we are?

So get the fuk outta here if you don't like us...b!tch we can care less

@ blackraspberry

If dude says he's feelin' you but he doesn't take the time to contact you, you already know that's bullsh*t. Plus you took the time to call him (I'm feelin' that by the way, no games.) and he doesn't answer his phone the majority of the time, then he probably has a girl.

Before this response you were lost, but now you have been found. lol.

damn official u had alot on your chest sweetie!!! u need a smoke break! lol!

I see the lil dirty scudd rats are at it again...bitch go play in a sand box somewhere...stop sniffing our puzzys 24/7! DAMN!

official you talk a lot of shiit. what are you the king pen or some shiit? fucc you.

LOL@DUBYA...yeah they some non-spelling asses over there

Someone pissed Ne-yo off! His thread with Chrisette Michelle and Nick Cannon is gone.

LMAO @ official you are a mess

Standard-How dare you talk about the Dragon that way LOL

smd - Give her a job application and then kick her to the curb

I am so lost right now

PRETTYL: I AGREE, this album all the songs sound the same, nice beats and shyt but they saying the same shyt on every damn song! it sounds repetitive

Never mind my last comment. Just need to put my glasses on. LOL

The things bitches do for attention

@Fukk_a_fukk_a_SBS - LISTEN...VERY...CLOSELY.....PEOPLE...LIKE>...YOU....NEED>...SERIOUS....MENTAL...HELP.

Having multiple personalities (cuz I know you a bytch we dont slaughtered) cannot be very healthy. This is getting OLD and frankly, quite SCARY!!!! MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE AND LEAVE US BE!!!

SHYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTT TTT!!!!!!!!!!

blackraspberry.. i sure do!! roll something up homey!!

fuccmyselfinthebooti e.. yeah now what's it to you??

oh is that the situation...he got a girl huh!!! maybe too many girls to juggle! damn I thought I was on to something but now maybe it was nothing after all! (shaking my head) thats too bad cause he seem like my type of ni99a.

It's too early for Corona what we gon' drink at this here Barbecue...

Raaaiiinnnnbbbooowww, girl get in here with that watery koolaid you be makin...we gon' need it.

I see we have a new friend i love meeting new people!

Hey Dubya

LMAO @justhanginout..

weakblackwoman you the freak. watch who you are talking to. you dont know me.

lmao at standard, folks patting u on the back and shyt lol, thats how it was at my mom's funeral with my friend, man i was laughing so hard at that damn fool

SMD: I dont understand that either lol....

Nesey: lmao! you are fool talkin bout the check better reflect it lmao so right! and I agree trey songz last album had me mesmorized lol..... that woohooo gets me everytime!

@ SBW - I will check my e-mail.

@ prettylatina - I'm listening to J. Holiday right now. If he would stop cussin' you out on every slow jam it might be good. lol.

@ official - you are fu*kin' hilarious. You had it right the first time, it should be boxx, cuz you need to knock him and her the fu*k out.

nesey biitch stay in a childs place

oh oh oh, im so scared. now yall are having a bbq. how childish is that. yall are so dumb its pathetic.

SMD

y do men want a stay in long term relationships, calling the gilr wifey, but don't wanna wife her.

Hey yall seen TINY?

I told yall to put the chucky doll back but N[SPAM]OO now look SMH!

i will be back later. you biitches must be so tired from sucking dick that you dont have the energy to compete. be like the losers you are and continue to chat about bullshiit no one gives a fucc about.

until next time you SBS Stinky Booty Sluts. ARIVEDERCE!

Actually tiny did lmao!

@fukk_a_SBS I know we clown on here, but i'm bein so sincere when I say you need something to do woth yourself. Your screen name is screaming for attention. You have way too much time on your hands. You actually go home and think about how you're gonna get online tomorrow and fuk with these women get a fukin life you look really pathetic and this aint no roast either. GO GET A HOBBY!!!

OFFICIAL SLAP THE BYTCH PLEASE JUST SLAP HER AND HIM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * I'll offer you my couch for a while* lol

standard I been telling u to check your email for the past damn week and haven't gotten one response from you ! lol

GOOD MORNING FAM...I HAVE MISSED YALL...I BEEN WORKING LIKE A SLAVE SO HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO CATCH UP TO YALL.

RAINBOW, MINX, SCARLETT, SBW, OFFICIAL ANYONE I MISS...? YEAH YA'LL TOO!

WHERE ALEGRIA?

@FUKKABITCHWHODONTKNO WWHENTOQUIT.....bitch back out the room slowly and keep your head low and away from the windows. They are loading up on hollow point bullets and night vision goggles as we speak. Don't say I ain't warn ya.

fucc.. you bitch.. hell yeah we're having a bbq and you are our special guest, welcome to the cookout ho, where bitches like you get slow roasted immediately!

imdiog.. lmao.. i need to do something tho..

Dolly bitch...shoot yourself cause u must be one miserable fat stinkin bitch to keep changing screen names..like we dont know its you! Bitch grow up!

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i will be back later. you biitches must be so tired from sucking dick that you dont have the energy to compete. be like the losers you are and continue to chat about bullshiit no one gives a fucc about.

until next time you SBS Stinky Booty Sluts. ARIVEDERCE!

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BYTCH CAN'T EVEN SPELL AND THAT'S MY SHYT U JOCKING!

I haven't been gone for 20 minutes and I see we already have a fight going on in here, geez!!!

HEY MOCHA!!!!

WE MISSED YOU TOO!

@fukk_a_sbs...this is what u wanted right? To come on here and say something stupid to get our attention so we could roast your sorry azz...this won't take long

oh yeah and you calling us childish when your raggedy azz came on here to interrupt when you see grown people speaking

LMAO @sbw.. you got a basement to go with that couch!!

mochaluv!!! i missed you too ma.. allegria isnt on yet, she's getting her daily dose of real news.. she get all mad at me cuz i dont keep up with the news so i'll come to her like allegria did you see what happened she be like bitch that shiit is old!!

Hey yall

LOL @ official Youre stupid!! dont try to move down here when you un em ployed!!

Tiny is that you trying to start shyt up there if not dubya said all. they are so jealous of the love we have for one another and the fact that they cant get in cuz they dont fit in has them iggin! oh let me comment on the topic for this mad crybaby TO SBS: FUK USHER AND THAT MAN HE MARRIED OR DIDNT MARRY!! Hii again everyone. Im confirming from the email i got this morning

HEY MOCHA WE MISSED U HUN!

BRB YOU GUYS....

LMAO @blackrasp, nesey and dubya!! lolololol

no i came on here because yall treat people so unfairly. you like vicious ass piranas waiting to devour innocent and nice people. you think youre tough shiit and everybody supposed to bow down to you.

yalll are not the only people that can talk on Mediatakeout. so i came to shut you hos down. DONT SAY I AINT WARN YA

@ killapiff what the hell!! ya name kinda 2 close 2 mine dog! lmao jus jokin..how u doin? u must be new?

Oh yea usher and cuz may not really be married huh? who gives a damn!!

Y'all. I can't believe this sh1t. My head is literally hurting. Im already sick today as it is, then i got a fukking walking virus coming in here starting sh1t. why we cant be left in peace, for real?

allegria.. i was thinking the same thing.. tiny is that you under there girl trying to hype me up all early and shiit?? i saw that shiit yesterday MINX..

STANDARD

I DONT SEE A REASON FOR MARRIAGE, IF I TAKE CARE OF YOU, THE HOUSE, AND THE KIDS, THEN WHY DO WE NEED A PIECE OF PAPER TO TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT?

TO ALL THE LADIES

I'M MARRIED TO MONEY, I WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING TO MAKE SURE MY GIRL IS STRAIGHT, BUT ALL THAT NAGGING JUST GET IN THE WAY.

I'm tired of bitches coming at us...you know what...

fukk_a_SBS...can you please suck and fck a sick diick...just kill yourself

WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW....FUC_A_SBS...THAT'S REALLY FLATTERING...YOU TOOK THE TIME TO THINK UP, CREATE A LOG-IN NAME TO "ATTEMPT" TO OFFEND OTHERS...U MUST REALLY LOVE THESE PEOPLE...NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD ALLOW OTHERS TO MAKE ME GIVE THEM THAT MUCH ATTENTION...THAT'S REALLY FLATTERING!

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...ITS BETTER TO BE TALKED ABOUT NEGATIVELY THEN NOT AT ALL BECAUSE AT LEAST YOU THINKING ABOUT THEM.!!!

minx you shut the fucc up. you aint nothing but a dick sucking slut anyway.

fucc.. i would love to see you try you fake ass save a ho.. nobody on here is that pressed to give a fuk about what we're doing but you.. you gonna get shut down asap..

i just came on here because you guy get on innocent blah blah blah.. shut the fuk up you down syndrome having ass slut..

fucc a tiny. that country bumpkin biitch aint got shiit on me.

oh let me guess ms allegria is ready for war too? she the ugliest one out of you all. her and mocha. you stay out of it.

HAAAAAAA @ OFFICIAL....the "real" news can be really depressing...I refuse to watch it in the mornings knowing I have to work, not letting it mess up my day...but I do watch CNN Nightly and my mom wont hesitate to call and report it either!

YO ON THE REAL RIGHT NOW MY DUNK ON SWOLE AND IM READY TO PUT A SHORTY THROUGH A WALL WITH MA TIMBS ON

DJIZZLE - sit cho nasty ass down. you sound like MAC NASTY! LOL

@SBW thank you for that message this morning...I have been praying about my business and getting all my licencing in place but GOD IS GOOD...and next year some college friends and I want to start our own Charter H.S in Compton, Ca...trying to get the State Governance and Grant in place now.

*poppin up like a jack-in-the-box @ jizzle,, someone say somethin about some sex!?

oh yeah there goes the sbs slut mascot djizzle. so let me guess, your dick havent falled off fuccin with these sluts yet?

HEY MOCHA!!!

FukkaSBS

We just thought of the name and u hating already, damn we need our own reality show or something. U the one that don't have a life for ur screen name to say that, stop tryna b like Brandy b1tch, u will never b down

LMAO....wtf???

SMD

But if its just a piece of paper why not sign? If your legally married to ur woman and God forbid you loose your life tomorrow she will be taken care of cause she'll be your 'legal" wife under the eyes of the law. Sorry I cant be no "wifey" lol If I cant have your last name we got problems. lol Oh and for the record, Im not a nagger at home. Nothing worst to a man than a nagging woman. Bad look.

standard you should really change your name because your are less than that.

SMD.. i like your style.. personally if you a with someone for 5 years and he hasnt proposed yet bitch wake up you are not getting a ring.. what the fuk is he waiting for the kids to leave the house to marry you.. come on.. i'm content with being you woman and living with you but i refuse to play wife to any nig.. so dont expect me to do wife duties.. if you want a wife then marry me if not then leave me the fuk alone i'm okay being your roomate/lover!!

WHO THE FUCC IS THIS SBS B!TCH TALKIN TO??I WILL SLAP THE HELL OUTTA YOU WITH MA D!CK,KEEP MY NAME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH

suckmydick you should change your name. nobody wants to fucc with a silly niggga like you.

SMD-what your girl nagging about? women gonna nag sometimes however yeah u go make the money for the house but sometimes u got to chill. U got to spend time wit your woman. when u first met her u wanted to spend time..now that the relationship is jive old u want to be free..yall need to make up yall minds.

[EXPLETIVE] SBS BE WEARING SOME HOT ASS LONG JOHNS IN THE SUMMERTIME

@OFFICIAL - YEah, TINY silly! You went back and saw that. She was supposed to be keeping the name the same though. Maybe this is her and she just changed it or something. LOL

LMAO @ Official I just finished reading your long as post! Wow, girl you need to bounce for real. Do you work in NJ or NY? Cause I got Dr's or peeps that work for Dr offices in NJ. Let me know. Are you a good worker? Cause I cant just cosign on anybody. lol

PL

I FEEL YOU MA....BUT IF WE HAVE KIDS TOGETHER WHEN I DIE EVERYTHING IS GONNA GO TO MY KIDS ANYWAY SO THERE FOR EVRYTHING GOES TO HER. WOMAN HAVE TOO MANY MOTIVES FOR MARRIAGE AND ONCE THAT PAPER IS SIGNED IT SEEMS AS IF THATS WHEN EVERYTHING GOES DOWNHILL, THEN A NI99A IS STUCK WITH ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT

shiit did i get the little man upset? wipe behind your ears youngster.

@smd..i feel you as long as you taking care of home, what's a piece of paper? if you're married does that mean u aint going to cheat or do right...me and my guy been together for almost 10 years since high school and everybody keep pressuring us to get married...we know when the time is right we will take the next step..we just trying to make sure everything is everything

lmao @ d-jizzle and smurf...ya'll some freaks

TINY - COME YO ASS OUT FROM UNDER THEM CLOTHES!

@FUCC I just messaged you like you messaged the GROUP but I have to stay out of it but you just said "allegria the ugliest one of them all her and mocha..." PLEASE...I didn't attemp to insult you when I messaged you...I just said what you are doing is flattering...NOW U WANNA START WITH ME...LET's DO IT!

smd- ups is hiring

D-jizzle The hell?

RAINBOW...GIMME A 20 SPOT...HEY SCARLETT AND SBW, OFFICIAL MINX 215 GIRL AND PINK....

OH FUK USHER AND HIS HUSBAND

yeah nesey. smurf is a super freak. freak ass. and djizzle is a virgin.

mocha you dont fuccin scare me little chocolate girl. give me your best shot.

Well Ush dont worry hun a piece of paper dont determine your love for your woman...... that can be fixed

HEY SMACHAN!

FUCC SBS

AINT NOBODY STUDYIN YOUR ASS,GET THE HELL ON BEFORE I PUT MY TIMBS ON AND PUT YOU THROUGH A WALL

Now for insulting...FUC...u one lonely mutha fuc ka...who creates a screen name to protect the innocent...what are you captain save a MTO...bi tch you need to grow up...everyone on this site is grown and can fen for themselves, no one needs you...BE HONEST, you are one of the ones that got roasted s[SPAM]ooo hard you couldnt show your face so you think you are "getting back" at everyone...everyone is LOL at u..you are a joke not and insult!

djizzle no way i would fucc with your ass. keep dreaming.

lmao @ Smachan don't start

fukk_a_ STD Kill yourself Honey!

@officialbronxite, LOL. I know, I know. I'm blind.

WHATS UP SMURFETTE???

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy CREAM!

Marriage aint the issue. the issue is are u gonna be faithful and can I count on you to lead the household as a man. I really dont think ni99az can be 100% faithful so why get married?

FUCC SBS

YO COUCHIE STANK ANYWAYS LOL YOU NEED TO GO COP SOME SUMMER EVE

oh shiit go mocha

hey fuccmeintheass.. i'll warn ya mocha hasnt slapped a bitch in weeks.. step up you about to get ate up..

PL.. trenton, nj.. help me please!! lol...

@suckmydick, not tryin to be all up in yo business, well yes i am,. but u seem to be against marriage,. which is cool wit me!! alot of ppl feel the way u do,. but the woman u are wit, do she wanna get married or is she on the same page as u? just wondering

LMAO @ OFFICAL

I WANT THE WIFE DUTIES WITHOUT THE PAPER

B-RASP

YOU ALREADY KNOW I DONT HAVE A GIRL, I HAVE WOMEN WITH UNDERSTANDINGS (IF THATS A WORD) SO I DONT GET NAGGED, BUT I HAVE HAD NAGGERS BEFORE AND EVEN THOUGH I UNDERSTOOD WHERE THEY WORE COMING FROM I DIDN'T NEED ANYONE SIDE TRACKING ME FROM WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO.

dang....um........MTO, this is your headline for the day? Wow...great news....I mean, just great... I'll go back to drinking my cold coffee.

Rainbow...i see you...lol

@D-Jizzle, what up dj

lolz a hot mess

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@ c, morning. I didn't even see the shoutout at the top. Too busy reading the comments and waiting for the ish to pop off today. LOL. LET'S GET REEEEEAAADY TO RUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBLE.

@ DIZZ...THAT COULD BE HER BREATH...I HEAR SHE EATS HER OWN PUS SY! MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO GARGLE A DOUCHE AND QUIT TALKIN ALL THAT SH IT!

sup smachan

justhanginout.. you be having me laughing cuz you always come in and say some random shiit that be hilarious.. :)

OKAY YALL! I QUIT!!! I DONT KNOW ABOUT THEM OTHER PSYCHOS, BUT ITS HARD AS HELL TO TRY TO JUGGLE TWO SCREENNAMES WITHOUT IT BEING OBVIOUS!!!

THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE MUST HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS AND SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH OR SERIOUS BUILT UP HATRED TOWARDS FOLK TO BE DOING THAT!!!

HEY YALL!!! IM FUKK A SBS. I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE, BUT OBVIOUSLY YALL DON"T HAVE TIME FOR A LITTLE OLD ROAST LIKE ME. :(

BE RIGHT BACK...>GOING TO GET SOME BREAKFAST TAQUITOS!!! LOLOL

@fukk_a_sbs...b!tch don't address me...i wasn't talking to yo azz...as you can see i said smurf and d-jizzle...SO GET THE FUK BACK!!

SMD

its for stablity and security, yeah u taking care of the house, kids, bedroom whateva, but if u ever decide to up and leave u can easily not that u can't if ur married, but its not the same. Money is the root of all evil so for real u need a divorce. its not everything, look at these celebs tryna kills themselves, give me a past due bill anyday...LOL

I just came back from the Wayne look like acaveman post and I'm pis$ed. This site promotes self hatred and want to call TMZ racist for that Bey, Macy Gray. Fred/Wendy stop putting your people down and getting on others for sayin the same shyt!

@ OFFICIAL...IT HAS BEEN A MIN HUH MA???

SHI T...LET ME PRACTICE MY SKILLS HER AND NOW!

LMAO

YAYABC2B- your an IDIOT

Scarlett- lol

@ minx,. remind me to choke yo azz when i see u!! u aint sh*t!! LMAO

YO SMURF WHATS GOOD FOR TONIGHT BABY? LOL

DUBYA CHILL MANE,LET FRED MAKE AN ASS OUTTA HIMSELF

@minx

what you mean dont have time???? we roasting you now!!! you the left...go back and get ya screen name and we can continue to show you how we get down...we dont want to short you...you need the FULL EFFECT!

lmao

Rainbow...i see you...again..lol

@D-Jizzle , i dont know, i figured we would start by ME suckin yo dick,....

SMD.. see that's what i'm talking about right there men want a woman to play wife but wont marry her.. that's bullshiit.. i stick to my being your roomate.. how's that?? lol

YOU KNOW ITS SOOOOO OBVIOUS THAT THIS PERSON WE ARGUIN WITH IS THE SAME FRIGGIN PERSON WE WAS CLOWNIN YESTERDAY,WHO YOU THINK YOU FOOLIN? YOU THINK YOU THE CHAMELEON OFF THE SPIDERMAN CARTOON OR SUM?

@SMD I can understand cause dont nobody want their mate or whoever nagging them...that shyt right there is a blower... however if u out getting money for us then okay...but make some time for me. take me out, let me hang wit you sometimes. the problem with these dudes is they dont feel like they can hang wit their girl...but they outside hanging wit all the neighborhood bitches...smoking, drinking, laughing while we in the house waiting for yo azz to come in at 2-3 in the morning...

@ SMURF

(UNZIPS PANTS)

AIIGHT THAT SOUNDS SO DELIGHTFUL,YOU WILL BE GETTIN PUT THROUGH THE WALL TONIGHT

Scarlett- I am in a bad mood today....especially because i won't be able to see sisqo(puts head on desk)LMAO!

smd- I like you even more now(blackrasp don't start)LOL

no i came on here because yall treat people so unfairly. you like vicious ass piranas waiting to devour innocent and nice people. you think youre tough shiit and everybody supposed to bow down to you.

yalll are not the only people that can talk on Mediatakeout. so i came to shut you hos down. DONT SAY I AINT WARN YA ************************************************ I literally had a flashback reading this shyt! My breast began to swell again cuz they heard a baby crying. I just came from the bathroom and there is a little milk left so come over here food stamp toddler and let me nurse you to death oops i mean sleep! Youre boring me with all this boo hooing. "yall treat people so unfairly" let me call Fred and see if we can initiate some type of affirmative action for the silly minority MTO castouts. ( ican see the tears hitting your keyboard) sad. and if im ugly your *a troll shush* Phonetic: (atrocious)

@D-Jizzle fucc SBS was minx crazy azz playin games,. she good for loggin in under an assumed name and talkin sh*t

D-JIZ Minx already admitted to it...was just playing! lol

@Smurfette...make sure you wrap it up even for a suck...people cant be trusted these days! lol

@FUKKADUMBHO..now I know who you are?

Guys, who's been on here lately proclaimig their innocence at every turn?

Official damn all the way over there? shyt I dont know anyone that way. lol The Dr's I know are in Bergen Cty. :(

SMD Nothing is guaranteed, shyt life aint guaranteed. But not getting married cause u worried about paying alimony or child support thats not a good enough reason to not commit all the way. Nothing is going to be perfect, no marriage or relationship, you take the good with the bad.

minx!! you and tiny.. i swear.. i'm booking my flight to houston as we speak..

LMAO @mocha..

@FUKKYOMAMA...get your own lines..."DON'T SAY I AIN'T WARN YA"

OH MINX U DIIIIIIIIRTY LOL

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR @MINX

Just when I was getting warmed up!!!

Fuk u

U need to grow the hell up fast. for u to make ur that screen name u the hating asssss b1tch that wanna b in. B1tch yo pimp calling u and u better speed walk cuz u know he gon beat that asssss, stop snorting his money ho e

rotflmao@ allegria..

blackrasp.. you righ on point yo..

also whats up with these dudes not wanting to label their relationship! u phucking and sucking her..playing boyfriend or husband but she still aint your girl and yall not in a relationship...they always say that's my friend with benefits...wtf! ni99a that's your girl!

@mocha_luv, he aint got to wrap it up,. i am free as a bird on a cyber-suck! we can be nasty as hell up on this MFer!! hey, anybody seen nastyMF?

PL.. thanks anyway hermana.. i lubb you

LMBAO @ Tiny and Blackdaddy yesterday...That was some HILARIOUS shyt!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!

STANDAR THAT WAS MINX PLAYIN AROUND

AND I AINT NO PUNK EITHER,I SAW THAT SMART MOUTH COMMENT ABOUT ME BEIN SCARY

standard.. calm down ma dont get your pressure all up that was minx fuking with us.. damn you were getting in that ass too.. lol

MINX... i swear 'fore God ima bust you ass

I don't understand why women nag men who work hard i mean what's the point? You knew what you were getting into

LOL @ Pinklici

cream.. he didnt know it was her! LMAO

@ b-rasp...i feel u...it's hard for me to trust a ni99a...me and mines have been through it...but we're older now

Nesey

i feel u, i've been with my man since h.s. and at first wasn't tryna get married but the last 3yrs i've been thinking about it. we're more stable now and i want more for my kids then what my mom did for me. if u fuking me every night, after i made ur belly full and u snuggling up on the fresh blanklet i carried to the laundry mat, rolling over blowing yo stinking breath in my face then i'm gon need for u to marry me

@Official...That's what made it soooo funny...That was a good one

YALL REMEBER THIS SONG?

WE CAN MAKE LOVE IN THE BEDROOM/ ROLLIN ON TOP OF MA WATERBED/ IM KISSIN YOU RUNNIN MA FINGERS THROUGH YO HAIR/ IN THE HALLWAY,WE CAN ALWAYS DO IT ON THE STAIRS/ WE CAN DO IT ANYWHEEEEERE/ I CAN LOVE YOU IN THE SHOWER/ BOTH OF OUR BODIES DRIPPIN WET/ ON THE PATIO WE CAN SPEND A NITE OR TWO OVER THERE/ ON THE KITCHEN FLO AS I SOFTLY PULL YOUR HAIR/ MAKIN LOVE ANYWHERE/

LOL IM SOO HORNY

@ blackraspberry

you are right "[EXPLETIVE]" can't be %100 faithful but a good man can. You can read through most any story on MTO and see the majority of misconceptions people have on relationships. Relationships take work on both parts. Nowadays, people are so quick to walk away from their relationships because of what others say we should and shouldn't do so they never learn to communicate with their significant other. The stereotypes are also hurting our relationships before they even get started. Guys say all women are gold-diggers, women say all men are dogs. If you have those walls up before you meet someone, how will you ever give them the chance to tear those walls down?

Listen people, I'm here all week...

@D-Jizzle, thats 112 right?

@IMdiogi11, well put!

nesey girl these dudes are a trip!

@officialbronxite, tryna keep up in between work and sleeping. LOL

ayyyyymen standard.. that's why i let my man know i dont do wife duties without a ring on my finger.. i cook and let his ass know dinner is ready he looking like he expects me to serve him dinner, no honey that's what a wife does..

@ minx...ol' crazy azz heffa! lol

got me all hyped!

DING DING DING!!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER SMUUUUUUUUUUURFETTE

YOU JUST WON THE GRAND PRIZE,A NITE IN PANDORAS BOX WITH D-JIZZLE

CROWD:[SPAM][SPAM]AAAGH

(the price is right music plays in the backgrpound)

AIIGHT YALL IM BORED...MINX FUC KED UP MY ROAST...LOL...BEFORE IT COULD GET STARTED...SO IM GONNA GO GET MY CAR WASHED, OR BATHE MY DOG, OR GO TO MOM, OR SLEEP SH IT OR RIDE MY BIKE DOWN TO THE BEACH OR....

WELL HELL...BBL! HAVE FUN!

MINX...you made me have to take my pressure pill early...I'm all red in the face and s/hit. You ain't no kinda right

bye mocha

pink what you look like?

@D-Jizzle, OMG, OMG!! i aint never won nuthin in mah life!! (in my country azz accent) I am so excited, oh my God! hey mom!! (lookin in the camera waving frantically)

LMAO @imdiog.. you are completely and utterly right!!

lol @justhangingout.. dont be falling asleep and shiit you know how it is around here you blink your eyes and miss a whole roast!!

who cares if Usher is married the most interesting part of that story is the Michigan couple because if brother man wins then we married folks all need to look over our paperwork

IMdiogi11 I like you

lol @ d-jizzle...112

@b-rasp...can't be trusted..trying to though it's hard

@standard...that's so true

I'm glad i aint in no deep relationship like yall cuz thats too much for me too handle,my last girlfriend wouldnt quit ridin my ass,actin like we married when i was only with her for two months lol

@ smurf and official

(taking a bow) thank you, thank you.

lol @smurf and djizzle..

LMAo @pinklici

aight mocha.. dont stay away to long..

Minx

i'm mad at u, u had me saying all those mean things to u thinking it was some hating asssss b1tch tryna b down.

LOL at JIZZLE, u late with it. b4 this day is over i want u to man up and look like it, once u c it ur gonna b like wtf this ain't sh1t....LOL

LOL - Back.....eating on some damn CHICK fil A. SORRY YALL! It was nothing, I mean how wack were my comments??? WACK AS HELL!!

MY brain don't function that well to keep up with being a new identity. It's so much that goes in to it... LOL

D-Jizzle Flag post

YALL REMEBER THIS SONG?

WE CAN MAKE LOVE IN THE BEDROOM/ ROLLIN ON TOP OF MA WATERBED/ IM KISSIN YOU RUNNIN MA FINGERS THROUGH YO HAIR/ IN THE HALLWAY,WE CAN ALWAYS DO IT ON THE STAIRS/ WE CAN DO IT ANYWHEEEEERE/ I CAN LOVE YOU IN THE SHOWER/ BOTH OF OUR BODIES DRIPPIN WET/ ON THE PATIO WE CAN SPEND A NITE OR TWO OVER THERE/ ON THE KITCHEN FLO AS I SOFTLY PULL YOUR HAIR/ MAKIN LOVE ANYWHERE/

LOL IM SOO HORNY

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

lmao I used to kill lil zane's part on this song. aww memories

good morning fam..well good afternoon for the east coasters

WUS CRACKIN IMIGDOG??

STANDARD

NO MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT ALSO MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, THE PROBLEM WITH CELEBRITIES IS THEY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY THEY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT, YOU ALSO HAVE PEOPLE IN POVERTY WHO KILL THEMSELVES FOR BEING BROKE, BUT I LIKE TO LIFE COMFORTABLY I DONT LIKE THE FEELING OF BEING BROKE

B-RASP

YEAH WOMEN DO NEED THEIR TIME AND I RESPECT THAT CAUSE I WANNA MAKE MY WOMEN HAPPY, BUT WHAT GET ON MY NERVES IS WHEN IM OUT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BUT YOU STILL CALL ME AND EXPECT ME TO SIT ON THE PHONE AND TALK ABOUT NOTHING, IF I GOT A GIRL AND SHE'S KEEPING ME HAPPY IM NOT GOING ELSE WHERE. IT TAKES TOO MUCH TIME TO CHEAT AND I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

SMURF

I DONT GET INTO RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN UNLESS THEY KNOW FROM THE BEGINNING WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT THEM I LET THEM DECIDE IF THATS WHAT THEY WANT TO DO

PL

IM NOT SAYING ALL WOMEN BUT MOST WOMEN ONLY WANT TO GET MARRIED FOR SECURITY AND TO ME THATS NOT A GOOD REASON FOR MARRIAGE IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT LOVE, ONCE YOU GET MARRIED THATS WHEN YOU START FINDING OUT THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT THE PERSON EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WITH THEM FOR 10 YEARS

@ Rainbow

(blushing) thank you :)

you know we don't always get a chance to get deep on MTO. lol.

@ STANDAR

NA IM COOL ON THAT,IM NOT FINNA BE WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE BY MYSELF ALL SCARED AND SH!T

WHAT UP YOUNG SMITTY?

lol @imdiog..

LMAO @minx.. that's why you needed to eat your blood sugar was down.. yeah handling two identities is alot on the brain.. lol

hey smitty

@ D-Jizzle

go look at the Anna Nicole pic. Seriously, it's not that bad. lol.

@ IMdiogi11 u are welcome! now i feel, (*climbing up on my soapbox) that if u are dating someone the whole purpose of datin is to get to know that person and see if they are suitable for marriage,. all relationships are gonna end in break up or marriage, (unless someone croaks) so thats what (as the old folks say) "courting" is for! but if u are (and im speakin to u ladies) are dating a guy, and he has no intention of marrying u, quit nagging, and begging, and cajoling! it makes u look desparate!! i hate to see a woman tryin to pressure a man into marriage! move on. period. if he is against marriage dont try to change him,. but dont cook for that dude, dont have his baby, dont live with him,. dont do anything that resembles a marriage-like setting, because then u will end up resenting him later!

This has been a public service announcement

DAMN YOU MINX!!!...LOL

@ SMD

NOBODY LIKE THE FEELING OF BEING BROKE LOL

sorry for the book i wrote yall!! i like to get deep sometimes!!

@ SMD, as long as u upfront, u cool wit me!!

hey smitty

lol @ IMdiogi11

IMIDOG

NAW IM STRAIGHT,YOU AINT TRICKIN ME INTO LOOKIN AT NOTHIN

SmurfetteSmurf Flag post

sorry for the book i wrote yall!! i like to get deep sometimes!!

@ SMD, as long as u upfront, u cool wit me!!

My thoughts exactly

SMD thank you for clarifying the fact that u dont cheat...that's why u faking! I got it now...

WHO LIKE THAT B5 SONG WITH BOW WOW? RAISE YA HAND

(im the only one to do so lol)

@Minx why you make me talk to you like that??

HEY! WHY SMD GET ALL THE CREDIT FOR NOT CHEATING,I HAVE NEVER SUCH A THING EITHER AND I NEVER GOT APPLAUDED!!

Offical

i hear u, i'm cutting sh1t off wit my man now. n1ggas u eating hot dogs and beans, i'm going out. Gurl he hate when we're out and people b calling me his wife and i b str8 correcting them like we're not married and he b giving me this dirty look like let it slide, as soon as u slide a ring on my finger i'll let it slide.

I mean what do guys think is gonna happen when ur in a long term relationship

d jizzle...i like that song too...lol

brb! goin to atm

i applaud anyone who dont cheat!! smd and dj! im proud of yall!! i also aint wit dat cheatin stuff

SMURF

AMEN BABY!

LMAO @ STANDARD

YEA MINX,WHY YOU MAKE ME SAY YOU NEED SUMMERS EVE?YO COUCHIE DONT STANK

IMd Okay speak the truth brotha. Me personally I know what I want in a man and I dont care how fine he is or whatever, if your not what Im looking for why date? So then Im all caught up and I knew from the get go he was an ill match for me? I think we sometimes get into relationships not with our heads.

lol @ D-jizzle wanting applause OMG

LMAO @smurf.. cajoling??!!! lol

CHUURCH!

B IS RAAW THEY BE GETTIN OFF

***applauding d jizzle for not cheating***

@ smurf

you are right, that's where communication comes into play. If you ask the questions that are pertinent in your life and you get the answers that you aren't happy with, yet you continue to play house, you put yourself in that situation.

HEY EVERYBODY LOL ;)

MTO WHAT ABOUT YALL WEDDING??? OH YEAH IT DOES'NT MATTER LOL. ANYWAY ITS FUNNY HOW THE ONLY STORIES YALL MAY HAVE THE TRUTH WITH IS ALWAYS ABOUT USHER N MANTEKA ITS COOL THO LOL. BUT PLZ NO MORE B.S HAHA

I MEANT B5

*applauding...d-jizzle

this my take on this relationship bullshyt and i'm through talking bout it...dont dish out what u can't take.

thank you thank you,(stands on the chair and raises hands above my head?)

lol @djizzle.. i applaud you

standard.. exactly.. i am lmao off at let it slide sure i'll let it slide as soon as you slide a ring on my finger!! classic..

HEY KEEYSHA!!!

@DUBYA - Yeah, I know. I was being foolish. I guess I need to be punished now....any suggestions? ;)

I HATE CHEATERS! LOL

Oh SH!T!!! WRONG LOG IN! HOW THE FUKK DID THAT HAPPEN!!!!

Hold up, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone....this split shyt is depressing....LET ME GO GET MINX!

@DJIZZLE..you asked me what I looked like a hundred times and I done told you what I look like a hundred times...damn you forgetful ....besides don't you got a woman on here?..LOL

@officialbronxite, I try not to miss the haps. LOL.

lmao @ minx lawd help us

aight yall lets talk about something else

(cuts lights off and turns the disco ball on)

im finna strip! hit the radio somebody!!

radio base:boom! boom! boom! boom! boom!

mto ladies:yea take it off!! d-jizzle take it off!!!

imdiog.. women place themselves in the position then want a man to marry them.. why buy the cow when you're getting the milk for free, hello!!

@ pink

you never told me what you looked like,what you talkin about?

gotdamm I dont know what to say.I don't know should I respond about hoe's hags fags or who wears the freakin pants. Minx what the fuk is going on.I know your azz is all up in this shyt.lol

JIZZLE

i lost alot of cool points if u like that whack assss b5 song...LOL u know diddy fuked all dem

lol @ fukk_a_SBS/minx split personalities

@fukk_a_SBS yah i'm gonna spank yo ass purple, but you gotta stay in character cuz I don't wanna beat up on my Minx!

TAKE IT OFF D JIZZLE!!!

NOW see THATS what the fukk Im talking about....my brain is so fukcing jambled right now.

@DJIZZLE - (In my "grandma, Big Mama don't play" voice) PUT CHO GOT DAMN CLOTHES BACK ON AND SIT CHO ASS DOWN 'FO I TAKE A BELT TO THAT ASS. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??

LOL @ STANDARD

official Exactly, been playing house with ole dude for like 10 yrs and then all of a sudden want marriage. lol And yes men do need a bit of a push for marriage. Trust me ladies he is not going to wake up one morning and want to get a ring and want to marry you. lol

@ standard

that song is dope,u hear that beat,but yea i know diddy be turning everyone out

@d-jizzle take it off....hold on...i think i got a dollar in here somewhere...*digging in pocket...oh here you go...take it off

D-Jizzle take it all off!!! just dont pop your booty! lol!

D-jizzle take it off i only have a quarter though

mto ladies:oh d-jizzle so sexy look at his booty pop

booty(pop pop!)

lmao im retarded today

lol @ standard

i want to ask you guys a question...

Why do you like to cuss one another out, fight and disrespect one another?

Calling each other bytches and hoes and how one another aint shyt...

Is this some kinda of therapy for yourselves? You do it everyday to yourselves, so there must be something about misery and sharing misery that gives you comfort in it...

Whats really goiing on with the self abuse that I see amongst you beautiful sisters? Are you in pain?

Ill be back when this ni99a stop skrippin. LOL

@ RAINBOW

WHAT IMA DO WITH A QUARTER,GO BUY A SODA? WHERE IMA PUT IT,IN THE STRAP ON THE G-STRING???

d jizzle..are you naked yet?

justhangingout.. i'ma get you one of them pagers like the ones they have at the restaurant to let you know your table is ready.. just so you wont miss a thing!

lol @ rainbow and her quarter

Uncle Tom Your right on time we're talking about relantionships. lol Why do some men not want to marry their women? Give us your input.

UNCLE TOM

WHY YOU ALWAYS TRYNA SOUND ALL POLITICAL AND SMART BUT YOU STAY DOGGIN BLACK WOMEN ANYWAY TALKIN BOUT SOME I DONT LIKE BIG WOMEN? THEY ARE MORBIDLY OBESE???

LOL @ Dubya!

Gotta go. Can't witness the strippin'...LOL. Actually gotta do some actual work. TTYL

lmfao @ Scarlett

Djizzle - G-string?????? The hell

Offical, yeah gurl, he b getting mad and i'm looking at him like what, am i lying...LOL

IMDIO i've been naive about quite a few things in my relationship, me being in love and not thinking about the furture just right now. but regardless y b in a long term relationship? what is the purpose of being in a long term relationship?

one thing i can't stand is a dude that be popping his booty that aint sexy at all...u gotta keep it gangsta boo! just swing your meat from side to side! lol!

@ officialbronxite

yeah, it happens all of the time. The problem that men and women have is this: when we open our mouths and say how we feel, you run the risk of not liking the answer that you get in return. At that point, you are left with a decision to make and a lot of people will stick with that person even when they know it's not the best situation for them because they don't want to be alone. They try to change the other person or hope they will come around.

@DUBYA - uuummmm, Minx meant to ask you about the punishment. FUKKASBS is DEAD!!!

So......what are you going to do to me again? :)

MINX YOU KNOW YOU WANNA SEE THIS SEXUAL CHOCOLATE WHY ARE YOU FRONTIN IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS? LOL AIIGHT I QUIT LOL

DUBYA YOU CAN COME BACC NOW,I MADE A BUCK TWENTY FIVE,YALL CHEAP LOL

Uncle Tom its all in fun...I seen u in the deelishious thread all geeked out over here...got slob dripping out your mouth and u suppose to be married so whats up with that????? u was willing to dive head first straight up her azz!

lmao b-rasp...u stoopid!

Rainbow...i just want to see him naked..fck all the other stuff...lol

PL.. for real ma.. some women stay in it that long with the illusion that one day it's going to happen, then all of sudden your baby is starting kindergarten, look on your finger still no ring, then your baby graduating from the 5th grade still no ring, then your baby starting junior high school still no ring, then your baby graduating from junior high still no damn ring, now your baby in high school still no ring, your baby graduates from h/s still no muthafuking ring then your baby comes home and says look mom i'm engaged she getting married before your dumb ass.. come on women wake the fuk up, move the fuk on and find your husband he is out there somewhere!

going to lunch...brb

@ B-RASP

I SAW HIS COMMENT IN THE DELICIOUS THREAD TOO,HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS BEATIN UP HIS MEAT THE WAY HE WAS TALKIN LOL

LMAO @b-ras

@ CREAM6969!

WHATS UP MOMMY

I honestly think that all these different screen names is just 1 person that can't get over the fact they got roasted...no more then 2 ppl

JIZZLE

u better get a change purse, cuz i been tryna get rid of these pennies....LOL

Uncle Tom Can i ask u a question? Y do u come on here everyday saying the same thing about self hate and we don't love ourselves.

minx i'll still spank your ass purple, but i'll kiss all the bbo bbo's when i'm done

@UncleTom

I think this has turned into a free fuk show and a cry out of the closet. I am strictly dickly and I don't want no part in sucking someone elses pussssy.

I don't mean no harm towards anyone's personal choices......

HEY CRAFTY....MY CYBERBABY!!!!

@ CREAM6969!

JUST COOLIN.

WHAT UP BIG CRAFT???

WHERE IS MY CYBER BABY??? :-(

@ Crafty How was class???

LOL@D-Jizzle $1.25 they just came in for the happy hour with the two for one specials

I SEE THEY ON MY BOY

LOL@DJ

Well, they need to be

@ standard

to be quite honest, I don't think anyone could sum up everyone's reasons for wanting to be in a long term relationship because it means different things to different people. To me, it is the life I am building with my girlfriend and future wife. It is the commitment that we make to one another to start the next chapter of our lives. We are in it together, spiritually, physically and financially. I'm not willing to share my life and everything that I have with someone that may not be in it for the long term.

@ D- JIZZLE!

WHAT UP JIZZLE

SO FRIGGIN WHAT!?!?...

Marriage aint gonna gurantee u shyt but a new last name! u got to focus on the real issues...is that muphucker gonna go out here and cheat and bring me back a disease or can i depend on him if my back is against the wall.. is he gonna continue to phuck me good. is he gonna still be attracted to me after all these years and not wanna go find a new bitch to suck his dick! is he gonna be around and raise these kids properly. and is he gonna be not just a male but a MAN! the man that i want and desire!

ANYWAY CAN I SEE YOU THIS WEKEND?

@ BIG CRAFT

SHIZNIT,CHILLIN LIKE A VILLIAN,BEIN THE COOL NIG/GA I AM

@blackraspberry

I dont know about cussing each other out and calling each other whores and bytches as being "fun"...

It just seems to be a symptom of a deeper sickness thats being or has been suppressed..

I see it as self hatred, playing itself out through verbal taunts and insults...

Happy people just dont engage in this kinda of behavior....Not truly happy people.

*sigh*

To JIZZLE and anyone else who cares...

I'm brown skinned, 166lbs, 5'7'(but I'm always in heels, so I usually tower over people @ 5'11' or 6'0').

Thick, although not hippy(I know, very strange for a sista).

A bit of a Mommy belly that no amount of situps seems to get rid of completely.

If I had to name a celeb I look like...I've been told I look like Latifa...and I agree somewhat..we have the same complexion and similar facial features, but my head is NOT as big as hers(LOL)..and I'm a lil more shapely..(I think)

There!!! Happy now..

Now ya'll go!!

MAN NOBODY CARES ABOUT USHER AND MANTEKA FUKKED UP WEDDING AND LICENSE LOL... MTO NOTHIN YALL POST IS A SHOCKER OR SHOCKING SHUT UP WITH THAT LOL.

CLASS WAS STRAIGHT, WHAT UP WITH HIGH SPEED THIS MORNING?

SEE YALL DEN RAN MY BABY OFF BEIN ALL MEAN TO HER, ooh out outta here,whoo! im runnin away!

(running away to go cry in the car like red on friday)

@ D-JIZZLE! RIGHT,RIGHT I FEEL YA

@fatblackraspberry,keep my name out ur mouth,u fat smokey the bear lookin BITCH!

Brasp But come on ma, by 3 dates with a dude you should know if he's marriage material. Some men ARE NOT marraige material so if you get caught up with a man like that have his babies, you cant expect him to change all of a sudden. You know if he a cheater cause he probably alraedy chaeted on you or with you when ya started dating. No? When I was single I knew which dudes where to have a good time and I knew which one I wanted as a husband.

@ PINK

..............BLAH!........LOL J/K

Official So true ma! LOL You over there in your kids wedding running to get the bouquet and [EXPLETIVE]. Not gonna happen. lol

@ CREAM6969!

I GOT SPMETHING THAT I WANT TO GIVE YOU (LOL).

@ blackraspberry

you and I basically said the same thing...just with not so much cussin'. LMAO!!!

yeah i just saw unclekrackas comment on the deelishis thread and he always talking shiit about us.. we're the ones he loves to hate.. go see it for yourself he was talking to fiddy and it's towards the botton.. that's why i ignore his fake ass when he comes in here with his political bullshiit.. he is the fakest muthafuka on here talking all that shiit on a gossip site, go preach that self righteous shiit on a site other than MTO... i dont even understand why you guys address this fool.. it's obvious he craves attention..

SOMETHING

@ PINK

SO UH WHAT YOU GOT PLANNED FOR TONIGHT,YOU STILL NEED ME TO COME HELP YOU FIX THAT PRBLEM YOU GOT? LOL

DAYUM...another boring azz headline story on MTO. WTF has happened to this blog?? MTO use to be somewhat comical & interesting, but over the last couple of months its been totally fukked up!!!

HEY SCARLETT BOO ;)~

AND FUK EVERYBODY FOR NOT SAYING HI TO ME LOL ;)

@Crafty...I'm supposed to be heading out of town this weekend but I'll keep in touch with you to let you know for sure.

LMAO @PL..

IM WANT TO NAME ONE OF MY KIDS TUPAC,AND THE OTHER ONE NACKBAR.............LOL

hi keesha..

@ prettylatina

LMAO!!!! at their kids wedding trying to catch the bouquet.

Ya'll need to stop coming in here without closing that gotdamn gate behind ya'll...see, now ya'll let Dolly sabre toothed ass in

WTF @ DJ??? WHY???

HI KEESHA

@ PINK,YOU KNOW WHAT CUT THE SMALL TALK IM FINNA CUT TO THE CHASE,I WANT YOU DAMMIT!IM FINNA PUT YOU THROUGH THE WALL TONIGHT BABY LOL

@ CREAM6969!

HELLO, ARE YOU STILL THERE?

@ CREAM

I WAS JUST PLAYIN LOL

@ CREAM!

DAMN!

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY,I GOTTA GO TO THIS BORING ASS WRITTEN COMM CLASS SO I'LL HOLLA AT YALL ON MY BREAK,DUECES

@ CREAM6969!

I HAD A PRESENT FOR YOU TO OPEN UP

I'm here....

LOL@JIZZLE...boy I got pajamas older than you

NACKBAR? GTFOH!

DAMN BRASP - what did you start.....DOLLY done traveled her ass all the way from the slums of Panama on a mule just to jump in with two cents.

Dolly u finally stomped ur big foot azz in here huh! bitch I would say act your age and not your shoe size but considering the fact your shoe size is a 14 bitch act your pants size...a size 26 u sloppy bitch!

@ D- JIZZLE!

THAT GOOD HOMIE DO YOUR THING

LOL @ PINK about the saber teeth and the pajamas.

OOOOOooooohhhhhhhh.....What is it???lololol

Good job BRASP. LOL

@CRAFTY - I want a present too. Can I have one? @CREAM - will you share yours?

Bye DJ

ITS WRAPPED UP YOU HAVE TO OPEN IT

@Minx...Ain't no fun...etc.lolol lol...Sure, I'm not stingy at all

@ MINX!

ASK CREAM (LOL).

@Minx... BELIEVE ME, THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY!!!

Ain't that right Crafty???

I'M GETTING HOT & BOTHERED (LOL).

LOL@IMdiogi11

yeah baby we said the same shyt! but in diffrent ways...

WHO CARES.....SHE'S TOO OLD FOR HIS ASS ANYWAY

@ MINX!

TRUST ME SHE KNOWS (LOL).

@Minx Crafty may have King beat!!!

@CRAFTY and CREAM - Wait a minute....are yall cyber humping (MTO), or have you already taken it to the streets (in real life)? LOL

@ CREAM6969!

YOU ARE SO SILLY, YOUR MAKING ME BLUSH.

I think KING is pretty tough to beat....you mean to tell me Crafty popping it like that? LOL

HEY GANG IM BACK, *dragging dolly in with a stick* look at what I found lying in the street, do anyone know what it is?

Uncle_TOm now you were just in the deelishus post talkin bout going head first in her ass, how respectful is that? you are the biggest joke to me on this site, at first I was tricked and thought you really was on some real shyt, but all you did was watch rerun clips of Malcom X and google clip notes, pulease, nothing you say is of relevance to me because you are the biggest HYPOCRITE ON THIS SITE, AND THE WAY YOU DISRESPECT BLACK WOMEN MAKES ONE ASSUME YOUR MOTHER WAS AN AWFUL "MOMMY" AND YOU WANT REVENGE ON screennames..... so get a clue... cuz the jokes on you

SMD: Dude went back and read everything and You are alright with me my friend! I'm feeling everything you saying, along with others as well

MINX BRING YOUR FACE TO THE SCREEN IMMEDIATELY

@ MINX!

I CANT ANSWER THAT

@ MINX!

I DONT KNOW WHO KING IS AND I DONT WANT TO KNOW (LOL)

@ Minx....No BS...Nice....

Aye! this is sooo off topic! but do anybody remember that episode of "What's happening" wit the doobie brothers and Rerun was supposed to bootleg the show!!

*sings, "taking it to tha streets!"

@ MINX!

LETS JUST SAY WE'VE MET (LOL).

@ minx.... I came back just to cut you!

lmao

you ruined my roast...i was s[SPAM]oo effin ready!

YUP@SBW about Uncle Tom

@SMURFETTESMURF!

I REMEMBER "BUBBLING BROWN SUGAR" THE LIL KIDS ON THERE SINGING

@ crafty,, yea i like that episode too!! the givens kids was their name i think!!

@ SmurfetteSmurf

aaawwww stop!!!! when rerun was pop-lockin' and the tape recorder fell out of his overcoat!!! LMAO!!!

@ smurfette

I REMEMMMMMMMMMBER...but he did the right thing in the end...them poor kids! lol

but they was rockin!

LADIES, LADIES, LADIES.

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@ SmurfetteSmurf

aaawwww stop!!!! when rerun was pop-lockin' and the tape recorder fell out of his overcoat!!! LMAO!!! **************************************************

i know right! he had on this hot azz trench in july on the front row at the concert!!! LMAO

@ crafty and smurf

y'all killing me right now...

"bubblin' brown suga is a stimulatin' harlem treat, mmm yeah!!!"

WHAT ABUT SANFORD & SON WHEN LAMONT GOT BEAT UP BY JOJO JACKSON?

HEY BOO!!! (KEEYSHA)

WHAT GOING ON UP IN HERE?

REMEMBER GRADY WAS GROWING WILD PARSLEY?

SEE I LIKE SBW SHE UNDERSTANDS WHERE I'M COMING FROM YOUR ALRIGHT WITH ME TOO BABY...

JUST HAD TO POP IN AND SAY THAT

GOING TO LUNCH BRB

@ CREAM6969!

BRB?

OH HELL NAH!!! TOO SOON 4 ALL THIS BS!!!

@crafty, i dont remember that episode of sanford and son that well,. i was really into whats happening and good times!

classic episode, when penny moms unplugged that iron!!

JJ GOT SHOT BY MADD DOG

YEAH I FELT BAD FOR PENNY BECAUSE THE HOT IRON MELTED HER NOSE WHEN SHE GREW UP (LOL).

@crafty,.

i know and james was gonna break madd dogg off up in the courtroom!

@ CREAM6969!

I'M GIVE YOU SOMETHING YOU CAN FEEL (ENVOGUE) (LOL).

SO HE KEPT BREAKING THOSE PRETZEL STICKS (LOL).

I would do more then feel with that thing you got....lol

You can throw that up in the air and make women all around cry tears of joy....LOL

@ smurf!

did you ever notice that james only owned 1 pair of pants, beige cords (lol).

lol

i think i walked up in the middle of a session between crafty and cream

*backin up and grabbin a chair and popcorn

@crafty Flag post

@ smurf!

did you ever notice that james only owned 1 pair of pants, beige cords (lol).

*************************************************

OMG! i thought I was the ONLY person who noticed that!! and the plaid type work shirt!!! lol

IMd BTW How is day #10 of your cleansing going? And you didnt ask about how I was doing with the cleansing. *rolling eyes and folding arms*

@ cream6969!

i told you it's yours

Imiodigi11, you right about jholiday he has a filthy mouth lol, but i'm only on song #3 but so far so good, I'm loving ghetto, so far he is reminding me of a younger version of lyfe jennngs with his message in his musics, and Im loving the laid back beats, and so far thug commandments is what's up!

So what SMD! (rolling my eyes)

where my folks official, tiny, tanto, allegria and errybody at?

@ smurf!

and was'nt gross when jj kissed a girl, he did'nt know how to kiss

@Crafty AND I WANT IT TO!!!!

@ crafty dont make me throw up picturin that big lipped bastard! ugh he was soooo ugly but had mo woman than a lil bit!!

and what was up with keith breaking his leg at the wedding and having to drive a cab?

SBW LOL Im listening to Thug Commandments right now!

@ cream6969!

anytime mommy, anytime!

I will take you up on that crafty!!!

@crafty Flag post

and what was up with keith breaking his leg at the wedding and having to drive a cab *********************************************** I KNOW RIGHT! THEY COULDNT NEVER CATCH A BREAK!! THEN WHEN THEY WAS GONNA MOVE DOWN SOUTH WIT JAMES AND THAT BIG TIME JOB HE HAD, THEY GOT THAT TELEGRAM JAMES THAT JAMES HAD GOT KILLED!! THEY COULDNT WIN FOR LOSING!!!!! roflmao

preach SBW..

@blackrasp,Im back!

going to lunch be back.

Thanks for the warning on JHoliday and his filthy mouth. These R&B singers nowadays disgust me.

If you notice, Luther Vandross never cursed on his songs. Nor Brian McKnight, nor Babyface.

@ SBW - I don't know, I just have a problem with R&B dudes that try to be thugs. Like the biggest homo moment in history was when those guys on making of the band 4 squared off and starting singing love songs to each other like they were in battle. lol.

@ prettylatina - you are wrong for that. lol.

@ cream6969!

TAKE IT ALL THE WAY?

Tameka better hurry up and get the marriage certificate corrected before Usher changes his mind about the whole thing.

@ SMURF!

THERE LUCK WAS SO BAD THAT IF THEY FELL IN A BARREL OF TITTIES THEY WOULD COME OUT SUCKING THERE THUMB.

I'm gonna listen to J-Holiday on Youtube when I get home LOL! I'm still bumpin Kamye and Keyshia, let me see what this Holiday cat about, and I hope he aint on that Bobby Valentino first album shyt, where all the beats sound the same LOL

hello tanto, i hope you've been well

@SmoothOne, on some real stuff, i am goin home for work today and dig in my closet, (way down deep in that dusty box in the corner) to see if any discrepancies on my marriage certificate!! *crossin my fingers

blackrasp.. i was doing some work.. did i say that out loud?... oops.. actually now i'm downloading songs on limewire..

@fatblackraspberry,u should skip a few meals,u fat turkey neck BITCH! @strongfatazz,please dont start because I wasnt going there with u but since u insist,u fat manly face beast!@minx,I done told ur lil funny lookin self about ur mouth before,u bald head bitch!

@ Crafty UH-huh

@ crafty, u right than a mugg on that one! LMAO

LMFAO @ Crafty

Hey smurf,with ur phony azz self!

@ CREAM6969!

STOP TEASING ME

MILK IS CHILLING

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY TOP DEALING?

THATS HOW WE KICK; WE GOT IT GOOD

AND SINCE YOU UNDERSTOOD, WOUlD YOU

(Can't remember the exact lyrics, but I just felt like hearing that jam RIGHT NOW cuz they playing ol skool on the radio. That was the fukking jam!)

@tanto07103, dont start that mess today!!

well Imdiogi11 to me personally I dont get that vibe from him, obviously he grew up in those neck of the woods, therefore he is discussing his upbringing, feel me? as for making the band, pulease they looked like homos lol....

PrettyL what do u think about the album?

SmoothONe: have you ever listened to lyfe Jennings, if so then you could deal with Jholiday the only difference is J seems to be young, the boy has a nice voice though, but I'm lovin the album so far, but he does curse a lot....

@smurf,start what?

c Didnt I say I like JHoliday? lol You cant go by your boo's word? LMAO!

IMd What am I wrong about? LOL

OK...I save that for later

@tanto07103, talkin mess to me like u always do!! i aint did nuthin to be phony

c Flag post

I'm gonna listen to J-Holiday on Youtube when I get home LOL! I'm still bumpin Kamye and Keyshia, let me see what this Holiday cat about, and I hope he aint on that Bobby Valentino first album shyt, where all the beats sound the same LOL

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u crazy C bobby v first album was good and the SECOND ONE IS EVEN BETTER! and none of j beats so far sound the same, but to me you are more pop I dont think you'll be able to get into it, you don't know what real R&B music is lol.....

@smurf,dang I cant play with u!

Imd Oh yeah I dont know what I hate worse, an R&B dude cussing and thinking he a rapper or a rapper singing like he an R&B dude. lol

SBW Yeah I like it, he can hit those falsettos. I like that.

@ CREAM6969!

YOU SHOULD GET AT ME BEFORE YOU LEAVE TOWN

SBW Umm Bobby V 2nd cd was really good, his first one, umm not so much! LOL WHACK ALERT! lol

@DOLLY - b1tch, take yo syphllis by the mouth having ass on back to that crackhouse you call a crib, and take care of them dopefiend babies you got running around.

The next time you put my name in yo mouth or on your muthafuccing fingertips, make sure all the sour [EXPLETIVE] has been REMOVED, down by the bayside looking ass bytch.

Bytch you wish you were as "funny looking" as me hoe. I done told you before ol' Bernie Mac gumline looking bytch.

PL i'm lovin number four! he said go down and eat it up! lol...

hey tanto! tanto smurf still bitter from the break up u broke my dawg hearT!

*stomping on that thing i found on the street with the name tag dolly, confused specimen,*.....

@tanto07103, u know when u left me,. i didnt eat for three days, my hair fell out and im still seeing a therapist. i missed u soo much!! and im tryin to be better and u hurtin me and stuff callin me phony and stuff. sniff im loggin off

*still logged on, waitin to see if the "guilt trip" i sent tanto on worked,..........

OK IM BACC MOMENTARILY

@ MINX YEA THAT IS THE JAM!! AND QUIT HATIN ON BABY NACKBAR

@ PINK YOU SAID YOUR PJ'S OLDER THEN ME,IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A NEW WARDROBE THEN

BUT IT DONT MATTER CUZ IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE TO GET YOU OUT OF THEM ANYWAYS LOL

Hey sbw! U crazy!

prettylatina

LOL, I aint hear it yet, I see you & SBW on here giving him great reviews LOL so I might check it out and see whats all the talk about. LOLOL!

@ MINX!

CREAM AND I HAVE MET AND THATS ALL I'M GOING TO SAY (LOL).

PL i beg to differ, lol, I loved his first album especially the Angel song..... every song on his second cd is still banging....

@smurf,u are a fukin mess.Ur the one that caused the breakup.

I SEE U CRAFTY,YOU TRYNA GET YA FREAK ON BEFORE SHE LEAVE,I AINT MAD AT THAT LOL

HI OFFICIALBX HI D-JIZZLE HI MINX :) D-JIZZLE U ALWAYS HORNY YA DAMN FREAK LOL... MAN MTO GETTIN ON MY NERVES GOTTA KEEP PUSHIN THE CODE IN LIKE 12X N [EXPLETIVE] :x

*singing annoyingly*

CREAM AND CRAFTY SITTING IN A TREE N-E-C-K-I-N-G (<---yall like that ol skool huh?) FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE THEN COME CREAMY WITH THE BABY CARRIAGE!

LOL

@TANTO - You need to stop doing that girl like that. Why you being like that? :)

@tanto07103,. hey, i know i messed up! but u could have been a lil more understanding!! yes, i have a wandering eye, yes, i was sweatin other women on here, yes, i was this close to cheatin, but i never did!! i lubbed u!! and this is how im treated?!! *sulking

@Minx LMAO @ Bernie Mac Gumline......lol

HEY KEEYSHA

SBW Oh yeah Betcha neva had is hottt. I know i was like let me find out Jholiday.lol Have you heard Come Here or Thank You yet? I like those too. Oh and Suffocate is my jam.

c Rodney Jerkins produced some of his shyt. I knew he was gonna go straight R&B production wise.

@Minx Creamy will throw herself down a flight of stairs before she pushes another Baby Carriage...lol

@ MINX!

ASK CREAM SHE'LL TELL I'M CUT LIKE THAT

LOL@DJIZZLE...you feel funny huh?

Naw handsome, my wardrobe is up to date, but ain't nothing wrong with keeping a few select pieces of clothing around to remind us of something special...and if you too young to know that then you too young for me boo..LOL

@ prettylatina - you don't need me to clarify why you were wrong, you already know. lol.

Day 10 of the cleanse is fine. I really thought it would be harder but I made it through with minimal cravings for food. I am looking forward to eating again but my body feels great.

HEY KESHIA WHAT IT DOO?

SO MINX WHATS UP WITH US AGAIN? LOL

@ D-JIZZLE!

FO SHIZZLE D-JIZZLE.

Somebody dedicated SUFFOCATE to me this morning. That's what yo ass get when you done wrong, a bytch get fed up and move on, and yo ass wake up everday knowing you fucced and try yo best to get me back.

**reminiscing and sniffing....im thinking about going over there this weekend**

SBW

"u crazy C bobby v first album was good and the SECOND ONE IS EVEN BETTER! and none of j beats so far sound the same, but to me you are more pop I dont think you'll be able to get into it, you don't know what real R&B music is lol" *************************************************

LOL Real R&B huh, so I guess these fake ass Marvin Gaye muthafukkas, with light vocals and synthisizer precussion is Real R&B, Fukk these wannabe Low budget R&B ni99as with they half ass Marvin lyrics, fake ass Smokey Robinson sex appeal and Fake CURTIS MAYFIELD Production LMAO! Talkin bout "REAL R&B" *Matin Voice* MAN PLEASE LOL

@minx,like what? I dont understand.(playin dumb)lol

@ PINK

NAW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT,JUST BE READY WHEN I GET THERE,IMA HAVE YOUR LEGS UP AGAINST THE HEADBOARD

BOBBY VALENTINO IS GARBAGE

Imd Okay maybe I do know. lol Today is going ok no headache*knock on wood* for now. Man you the man, 10 days and no slipping. Guess you dont get tempted easily.

@Minx Crafty lives less then 5 minutes from me, AND got nerve to live next door to my cousin AND he knows and grew up with half my family but WE never met...

@PINK - Turn around girl!! Walk away!! Dont take his ass back!!! He aint no good!!!

**pulling my panties back down for DJIZZLE while PINK back is turned**

come here young man and let me show you what oral sex is aaaaaalllll about...

....until last week that is

what's good SBS? what i miss

@ MINX

OKAY LETS DO IT!!

@ CREAM

BIG CRAFT IS YOUR MAN??

@ MINX!

I'M TRYING TO MAKE CREAM, CREAM (LOL).

what's the name of tha jt song with beyonce?? C..

@ D Jizzle Yep....I finally got one!!!! YEAAA!!!

www.blackplanet.com/cream692000/

@CREAM - It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none...

@CRAFTY - So last week....you served her the business?

LOL

Ceyonce your pop ass is nothing but a hater, u the one called Erykah Badu and Jill Scot stank heffas, are we suppose to take any of your musicology serious? give me a break, shyt you think Beyonce and Justin Timberlake are SOULFUL lol....YOUR CREDIT SHOT BOI.... LOL

HEY C

WHO IS "MATIN"?? LOL

@ D-JIZZLE!

CREAM IS A VERY COMPLEX WOMAN TO DEAL WITH, IT'S ALOT OF ASS-KISSING GOING ON HERE (LOL).

Im back Bitches!!!!!!!

@ OBX

UNTIL THE END OF TIME

LMAO AT MINX! U AINT SHYT LOL

This is not surprising at all, this marriage thing did kinda seem like a cover up to something. MTO make it your business to find out what's really going on!!!

AWWWWWWWW THATS TOO SWEET

CRAFT AND CREAM,YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS LOL

@ MINX!

LETS JUST SAY SHE WAS LOOKING FOR ME YESTERDAY IN THE DAYTIME WITH A FLASHLIGHT (LOL).

PRETTYL: I'm offcially hooked on jholiday sorry keyshia, lil mo, and kanye, jholiday has all my attention lol

@DJIZZLE

**grabbing DJIZZLE's hand and guiding it to the right spots**

now this here is the clit.....suck and lick on that and put your fingers here....now lick and simultaneously rub it with your fingers in a slow clockwise motion

Lick every nook and cranny!

No It Is Not.....I ain't hard to deal with....*throwing a fit*

@JIZZLE...uh huh..they all say that till you get them in the bed

LOL@MINX...I peeped you game ma...don't worry...if (big if) I take his cheating ass it will only be for the dick...he can fukk whoever else he want...I ain't crying behind this lil nugga no mo'...LOL

@CREAM

YOU LOOK GOOD WHAT THAT DOO? LOL J/K

CRAFT DONT HURT ME! (marlon voice) HELP ME PLZ!

Damn crafty! *standing behind Minx in line*

WHAT YALL TALKING BOUT

@ PINK

YOU AINT GOTTA CRY OVER ME NO MORE BABY IM JUST TRYNA SERVE YOU THE BIZNESS CUS THESE OTHER DUDES CANT SATISFY YOU LIKE I DO

thanx djizzle.. i'm downloading songs on limewire... he did one version by himself right??

@PINK - Yeah, trust. He ain't gon' have no girlfriends for a while until a new young buck come through and snatch heem up.

We now are just going to turn him into the MTO slore.

Usher is not even his real name its Terry they dont even have a middle name for him like they do Tameka up there, all this is bs!

AIIGHT MY BREAK IS UP,CATCH YOU GUYS ON THE FLIPSIDE

MINX,ILL SEE YOU LATER BABY

Make way, make way ....here comes king Ding-a-Ling.

MTO, so what??? Damn, I love me some Usher but apparently you love him even more… You can't keep him off your site; the moment you remove one fabricated story about the man, you replace it with another!!!

@ D-JIZZLE!

DAMN WHATS THAT MINX SENT YOU?

lmao at Djizzle in marlon voice i pictured his skinny ass lol

ALLEYGRIA: me c and prettyl is talkin bout jholiday songs, and C being c, Minx is trying to get with crafty and trying to teach Djizzle how to eat puss/y, Tanto and smurf is discussing their breakup....

@OFFICIAL - When you get the song, you BETTER NOT, come back and say what I think you gon' say. Imma cluck you if you do!

@ OBX

YEA HE GOT ONE BY HIMSELF TOO,IT SOUNDS BETTER THEN THE REMIX IN MY OPINION

allegria.. i dunno.. i've been working... on downloading music that is.. nah i've got caught up with alot of work today... i'm exhausted

strongblackwoman

See this is what the fukk I'm talkin bout, How ya'll gonna bash my "Pop" Artist and call them all type of this and that and then praise these wannabe Smokey Robinson ni99as! Are you fukkin serious? LOL! These cats is Hip Hop and Blues, Hot Beats with light weight vocals, If thats the case, put all these ni99as on TV Land, They are all a rerun of each other LOL! But they real R&B, You gotta be fukkin kiddin me! LOLOL! But They got "Soul", Yeah Right? Ya'll need to dig in the crates more often, LIKE ME LOLOL!

D-Jizzle

I meant Martin, My Bad LOL!

oh my gosh SUFFOCATE IS ON REPEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ SBW!

I CAN HANDLE IT

Bye DJ

I think I need a smoke now...be back

STFU MTO. You guts are killing me! Get some real news, why don't cha!

@SBW - QUIT LYIN!!! THATS YOU TRYNA GET WITH CRAFTY!!!! I just wanted to know what was up with him and CREAM!!!

@NASTY - HEY KING DING A LING!

@minx, *over here writing down tips

SBW I told you! suffocate is the truth.Wait till u get to Without You, another banger. lol Im listening to it now.

@ CREAM6969!

NOW I'M LOOKING FOR YOU WITH A FLASHLIGHT, "WHERE ARE YOU"

oh AND ALLEYGRIA I left out Pinklici lying saying she aint going to cry anymore about djizzle

OOP MY BREAK AINT OVER TILL ONE NEVER MIND

I GOT 15 MINUTE MINX,NOW WHERE WERE WE

c LMAO diggin in the crates huh?

hey nasty mofo

@Minx - Don't hey me shorty. I just kicked in the bedroom door to see you "guiding Jizzles hand to the right places". Your stuff will be in a duffle bag when you get home.

PUT ME ON A TRACK AND IMA BLOW IT UP

I SING FOR A LIVING,FUCC RAP

IM SO RAW IMA BE ON AMERICAN IDOL LOL

@SBW..i'm not...i'm lookin @ him and Minx right now and laughing...

*sniffing and wiping my nose quickly*

@DJIZZLE - I was just about to show you the art of having your face sat on.

It could be overwhelming, but only if you let it. You have to be calm, determined, and positive. You can conquer a face full of ass.

Minx (licking my entire hand and smacking you on the back of the neck) why the [EXPLETIVE] you play so much!!!!!

Official' why you working you about to get ferrd anyway

SBW thanks

I'm back! Official fuc outta here..u did some work! lol!

LMAO @sbw.. with the update

lol @minx.. i like the song by himself tho.. is that the right answer (ducking down just in case i know you like that roundhouse kick you aint kicking me in the ear like you did allegria)!!

@CREAM!

AS LONG AS I HAVE FACE YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO SIT.

@ PINK

WHY YOU CRYIN BABY I SAID IMA SERVE YOU THE BIZNESS WHEN I GET HOME,IMA CATER TO YOU BABY (DC)LOL

@nastyMF, its about time u wake up and smell this puzzy!! ray charles could see she wanted jizzle!! lol

lol@minx u stoopid! dont smother that young boy!

@SmurfetteSmurf - what it do love. If your tittes were my air bags, I would be crashing into ni99as just because.

@ OBX

YEA YOU ANSWERED CORRECT! I NEVER HEARD THE REMIX BUT I HEARD IT WAS GARBAGE

@ MINX,WE STILL GOT PLENTY OF TIME COME ON

@nastyMF,WOW!

PrettyL girl that song brings back memories for real *gettin teary eye like minx* lol

@NASTY - Baby don't go there. why my shyt gotta get put in a duffle bag? I found OFFICIAL's drawls under the bed last night, but I ain't key your car, did I?

I know you love me, you just bein a man right now (sounding like a fool on purpose)

LMAO @ NASTY

YOU FUNNY AS HELL MANE

hey nastymf.. how you like my spanish rice and beans.. ;)

allegria.. shut the fuk up.. lol

blackrasp.. yes i did some work.. why are so surprised??

MTO Fam what's hood?!?!?

BTW, its GOD DAMN HOT OUTSIDE! Esta ES JULIO Fycking FUEGO to all my Spaniards!!! LOL.

Sorry about the other day, I was on a college tour to NYU and Columbia and today I went to LIU for another tour. (NYU's campus is sexy I must say!)

But what's good tho?!! I see yall! I'm just gonna re-read and catch up LOL.

Hey y'all,I wanna try a new look,I dont wear make-up,but I want to try some eyeshadow whats the best color or brand etc...

@ prettylatina and SBW

see this is what I'm talking about; this song just started off hot as sh*t then we get to the chorus and he says, "girl the pimp in me just died." WTF!!!

LMAO @nastymf

@ MINX

I CAN GO ALL DAY BABY ITS NOTHIN,IM HORNIER THEN A PORNOSTAR WAITIN TO PUT 12 BITCHES THROUGH A WALL WITH THE TIMBO'S ON

@nastyMF, aww shucks! *blushin

*stickin my tongue out at minx

@SMURF hating ass - I knew you wanted my dick all along. that's fukked up though. I don't want DJIZZLE. It's just, he's a growing man, and the boy got to learn somehow!

@NASTY - Don't listen to her...she just want a taste of the soul pole and will make up any lie to get it.

But you can crash on them titties all you want. Maybe that'll give my ass cheeks a rest from being your permanent airbags this long.

And SBW, PrettyLatina, and you other women who bought J. Holliday and Trey Songz's records, GET SMACKED! I lubb yall BUT GET SMACKED.

J's record was STRAIGHT UP, I FOUND IT IN THE HUDSON RIVER AFTER IT FLOATED IN THE DISGUSTING PITS OF CONEY ISLAND BEACH TRASH!! But then again, yall like T.Pain so yall know yall need to leave that synthesized shyt alone!

Trey.....NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM! HE NEEDS TO FALL AND BUST HIS DAMN NECK!!

R&B Album of the year without a doubt (well until Mary drops in November) is KEYSHIA.

BEST R&B ARTIST OF THE YEAR....Deemi! If yall don't know who she is, download "Soundtrack of My Life", "So Hood" and "On The Radio". Oh girl is fire!!!

good news tameka out u cheap as/s ho!!

www.myspace.com/buckcherry02

@DJIZZLE...ain't nobody cryin' nugga I got sumthin in my eye dammit....do you...

*picking up my purse, heading on down to the voodoo woman to get some "stay home" to put in DJizzle's dinner tonight*

imdiog.. what song are you referring too??

prettylatina

LOL Yeah, I was listenin to Marley, Mayfield and them, See I listen to more than my fav pop artist, and all these ni99as Bobby V and them, is the same old shyt, sex songs with bongo drums in the background LOL, but My Pop Artists like Justin and Bey get retro on me, JT's album is practically 80's based, Kanye with his 70's samples, Bey when she do them Go-Go records and made them hot! Christina, A-Keys, Maroon 5, John Mayer, etc make records that take you back in time, these cats Bobby V and them follow the same formula IMO!

WHO THE FUCC IS DEEMI

FORGET THAT

DOWNLOAD MY TRACK,ITS CALLED LOVE HER DOWN,YEA IM RAAW! LOL

YO OFFICIAL! LMAO! WHY I JUST CHECKED MY EMAIL AND SEEN THE PIC U SENT ME OF A CERTAIN SOMEBODY!!! MAN THAT GOT TO BE A JOKE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH CHUBB ROCK IS HIS NAME!

@tanto07103,

if u want the subtle look, and that natural glow, maybelline is cool,. they got nice brown tones! but for a poppin look, go with the MAC!! love their colors,. if u are not used to puttin on makeup and just kinda wanna practice covergirl gots nice colors too, and more affordable than MAC!! and if u are lookin for mascara? only is maybelline in the green lil tube with the pink top!! fabulous

@TANTO - I LOVE MAC, but if you wanna spend less, then LOREAL HIPS (Which may be a little too bold for you), so try some COVER GIRL or MILANI for something cheap and mild without a lot of pigmentation in the color. And for Mascara, any Maybelline brand is the BEST!

LADIES I GIVE OUT TONGUE BATHS ASK CREAM HOW SHE GOT THAT NAME; MY TONGUE. I ALSO GAVE HER A HYSTERECTOMY (LOL).

PINK

BABY DONT CRY,IMA EAT YO COUCHIE TOO GOOD TONIGHT BABY LOL

@smurf,I like the color u have on,on ur page.If Im not mistaking I think Minx had some eyeshadow that I liked too.Did u ever try the false eyelashes?

Tanto go to MAC and let them make your face up first...I wear makeup to enhance my beauty..I wear eye liner, a lil blush and gloss on my lips. I wear eyeshadow sometimes...I dont like to over do it though...

AIIGHT IM OUT FOREAL THIS TIME,HOLLER AT YOU SILLY WILLIES LATER LMAO SILLY WILLY IM MUST BE HIGH TODAY

*i meant only use maybelline mascara

voodoo wedding....

thanks bkrouge.. will be downloading as we speak.. lol

@blackrasp,ok.

@ official

J.Holiday's song called "Pimp in me" and it go the audacity to be a slow jam. lol.

@tanto07103, on my page i am wearing MAC shadow and maybelline mascara,. i cant apply false eyelashes at all!! my lashes wont blend

@blackrasp,thats what I want it to do...enhance my beauty.

You know what, I'm sorry but Young Bastard wants to talk!!

*Young Bastard*

......lol MTO fam, namely the females....let me tell ya what I think about Trey, J. Holliday, and Bobby V.......I DONT GIVE A FCK ABOUT TREY, J. AND BOBBY V! FCK THEY ONE HIT WONDERS ASSES!!! ALL THREE OF THEM BRIGHT YELLOW MOTHERFCKERS NEED TO MAKE A TRIO, YELLOW HOUSE NI99AZ WHO KNO ONE GIVES A FCK ABOUT!!!! THEY NEED TO PUT THEY FYCKED UP CAREERS TO BED BED BED!!!! I DONT GIVE A FCK ABOUT THEM NASAL SOUNDIN BITCHES!!!!!!

YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG BAAAASTTARRRDDD!!!!

LMAO @crafty!! hey nice to meet you i'm officialbronxite (dropping my panties).. lol

@OfficialB- I love your cooking, especially when you feed it to me ;)

@Smurfette- I was blind but know i see.....now I wanna see your reverse cowgirl

@Minx- I thought we had an unserstanding about OfficialB.....don't you watch Big Love?

minx Flag post

@DJIZZLE - I was just about to show you the art of having your face sat on.

It could be overwhelming, but only if you let it. You have to be calm, determined, and positive. You can conquer a face full of ass.

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ROTFLMAO!!! check out smurf hating lol.... what remix yal talkin about?

Minx check your email

@smurf,they have to blend? My girlfriend paid 25 dollars for her false lashes and they look nice,but I dont want to try them and be walking around lookin crazy.lol

LMAO @BklynRogue

I use to like Trey Songs when he had that joint with when he first came out LOL!

U won't be disappointed Bronxite!!! Deemi is the truth!!

@ C

Homie you are so right! All these new ni99as talk about is getting head, getting fcked, taking broads to bed when half of them know they dont even like girls!! PPL can say what they want about Bey, Jill Scott, Chrisette, Janet, Christina A and even JT, but at least they shyt is original!!

I'm still waiting for new jack swing to make a comeback tho!!!! LOL.

rotflmao@blackrasp!! you stuuuuuuuuupid!! all late and shiit.,. lolololololol... omg i'm dying over here .. whew ok breathe..

@ OFFICIALBRONXITE!

YOU WANT ONE TOO?

Imd Okay you got that Pimp in me is a little weak.lol Just forward it to Thank You, that one is better, took pointers. *wink* lol

Smurf: I dont see how folks wear those fake eyelashes my clumsy ass lol I'll been done glued my eye shut lol... i keep it simple eye shadow liner and gloss, and foundation.....

Tanto: mac is really good for eyeshadows and lip gloss i dont fuk with their foundation though too much oil....

@Tanto exactly I feel that I already have nice skin and a nice tone but a lil makeup enhances it....every woman should definitely keep atleast some gloss on her lips. MAC do the fake lashes for $10.00. I think they call it the one day lashes...I was gonna do that but I felt that would be too much for me...it look nice on some people but some bitches put too much mascara on and that shyt be too damn clumpy!

BKR For the record Trey Songz 1st cd was good. Bobby v 1st one wack! lol And JH cd IS good. lol

@strongblackwoman,I wear lip gloss and thats it,but I wanna try a different look.I would like to try foundation but I dont want it to smear.

nastymf.. she doesnt like to share but i'm 1st wife so i get to rule the big house! (love big love!!).. come over tonight so i can feed you something else you know you need your nutrients.. milk does a body good!!

LMAO! man this internet shyt is serious..muphuckers be on here talking like they look good as shyt and soon as u open that pic u be like damn...it was all a dream! I would have never thought he looked like dat! LOL!

brb

@RAINBOW.........PURPLE

PrettyL I love PImp in me and without you is nice! I like thank you too, man I love this dude entire cd.... to me he sound like trey songz a bit but i dont care i love the cd.....

like i said before C you are a youngin who knows shyt about originality or music and BklynRogue you should be ashame yourself! there is nothing original about Beyonce! except for her body lol other than that she need to pay Patti labelle and others some royalty checks! for jacking performances etc... dont get me started! and music is music what yal want these dudes to do? they can't change their voice shyt they can sing and they make good music....

@blackrasp,true.I dont think the lashes are for me,but some girls be rockin them and they look nice.I love lip gloss,I will pay 30 for some lip gloss,right now Im using Loreal lip gloss.

Latina

YOU ARE BUGGING! I normally agree wit you baby, but J. needs to put that album to bed!!! Shyt was trash!!! lol

Trey's 1st album was.....subpar. I just never digged the dude!

tanto,.

if u just startin to wear makeup,. use some covergirl powder and dust it on lightly,. liquid foundation is not for the newbies,. u gotta get that color right and just the right amt,. but i use covergirl foundation powder, MAC shadow and lip gloss, maybelline mascara, and any company's blush cuz i only wear a lil blush

BklynRogue

Thank you, thats what I'm sayin but you know how SBW get LOL, Its the same old lyrics with the same old beats, Hip-Hop kicks and snares with bongos & precussion and string chords, "My POP ARTISTS" Bey, JT, AK, John Mayer, Kanye etc, Switch they shyt the fukk up, with throwback is mixed with this Hip Hop ish, like Suga Mama, Lovestoned, Pose, You Dont Know My Name, Me Myself & I, Good Life, Waiting on the World To Change, etc! Its Old Mixed With New!

@crafty.. not the hysterectomy part you could leave that part out.. but i would like the part that led to the hysterectomy!!

BIG CRAFTY AKA "TICKLE YOU WITH MY TONGUE" CREAM CAN VOUCH FOR THIS ASK HER ABOUT LAST WEEKEND, WHEN I GOT FINISHED HER ONLY RESPONSE WAS " CRAFTY CAN I HAVE MY UTERUS BACK"

@ minx, he's mines all mines

@NASTY - Hell naw I ain't seen no Big Love. What is that?

Besides, you know I'm just as nasty as you....and sometimes, that craving can't wait for yo ass to come home late at night after banging OFFICIAL.

@TANTO - I use LOREAL HIPS, MAC, and COVERGIRL. Yes, I've tried fake lashes, and I only know a couple people who can actually do them like I like them. But I don't need them absolutely. That's why I love Maybelline so much. But I am thinking of getting some again.

@Tanto girl i got to have my gloss...if i leave the house and cant find my gloss...I be mad azz shyt! gotta keep the lips glossy and ready to go! lol! I was wearing Mac foundation but I really dont need it so I stopped. I got to have my eyeliner on though. I just got into the blush...it really brings color to the face..just a lil bit though!

@smurf,how is the covergirl foundation? I dont want to make a mistake a wipe my face and that shyt come off.lol

SBW Okay whateva they hating on JH. Need to take some notes from his songs.lol Oh and I just like to wear lip gloss, bronzer powder and mascara to accentuate my pretty lashes and eyes. lol Dont like all that foundation shyt. lol

c &BKR STFU!!! All Bey is a broke down bootleg wanna be Tina Turner, will never have the moves or the soul Tina has! And that will be all. thank you

Brasp I LIVE by Mac lip gloss, my color is CHAI. Oh ladies you know if you return 5 used mac lip gloss bottles you get a free one.

@minx ok.so u really like the eyelashes?how much do they charge where u get them done at?

@ SBW

LOL @ dat bey comment...I mean atleast Beyonce talks about stuff other than just sex you know? All Bobby V., J. Holliday and that damn Trey sing about is sex with synthesized beats!! And they are so damn nasal too! LOL.

But boo, I'd rather listen to real singers which is why I download my music now, aside from MJB, Keyshia, Christina A, Amy Winehouse now, I download my ish! I'd rather listen to the old school on my ipod!! LOL.

@ OFFICIALBRONXITE!

I GOT BUSINESS CARDS WITH THE ACTUAL MEASUREMENTS OF MY TONGUE ON IT, I'LL SEND YOU ONE.

Tanto if you look good without it let it be, that makeup will fuk up your skin in my opinion, but if you only wear it for special occasions that is fine, I use prescriptives..... they okay but i heard bare minerals is the shyt its just expensive

Bklyn who cd u listened to that stated that? Jholiday actually mentioned giving head, not once did he disrespect a woman or discuss wanting blow jobs, Trey or Bobby V either... did i miss a track?

@blackrasp,gurl please! If I cant find my lip gloss all hell breaks loose.Im not going nowhere if I cant find it.lol

omg BLACKRASPBERRY!! STOP IT NOW.. LMAO!! i told ya'll to stop letting these muthafukas talk that game on here getting your panties all wet then you see them and your shiit dry up like a prune immediately!!

@CRAFTY - So uuummmm....tell me a little bit more about this creaming hysterectomy process?

**walking CRAFTY to the side of the house...**

@SMURF - b1tch imma kill you. **lookin serious then a muthaphucka** :)

@NASTY - Now you see that sh1t? OFFICIAL be wanting to fukk with other n1ggas and sh1t, but she don't get punished not ONCE. Why just the harsh treatment on me?

@officialB- I don't know about you either, you might be on the outside looking in too, getting tongue squeegied by Crafty over there. I think I'm goinh to have to start sucking mango slices out of someone else snack box.

@strongblackwoman,I hear u,but I just want a sexier look.I really want ot wear it when Im going out.What is bare minerals?

WHEN I GOT FINISHED HER ONLY RESPONSE WAS " CRAFTY CAN I HAVE MY UTERUS BACK"

ROTFLMPRAO!!

what ya'll heffas talkin' bout now (back from my 3 hour lunch)

@OFFICIAL AND BRASP - Okay, you bytches need to clue me in....who in the fukk bragged on they d1ck and turned out to be hideous? Please share. Email me....

@tanto07103, i only wear the powder, no liquid underneath unless im havin a photo shoot! but i dont apply the powder with the lil sponge in the compact,. i take a big makeup brush and dust it on,. so u get the coverage, but it aint a thick azz layer of powder,. just a light dusting

LOL @ Latina

Why Beyonce gotta be all that lol? But you can't knock the girl's hustle though, on stage she is A MONSTER. I love Bey.

I bet you money that Trey and J drop like a ton of bricks on the Billboard!!!

@ C

Thank you my ni99a!!! I bangs with John Mayer, Maroon 5 and that new James Blunt song is SERIOUS, it's called "1973", U would love it!! LOL. But man, half these artists don't even use real instruments any more! They just got synthesizers!!

But SBW, 4real, if you wanna hear some good R&B, go on limewire and download Deemi's song!! Deemi can dammit sing!! check out "Soundtrack of my Life", "On the Radio" and "So Hood"...then tell me what you think!!

BklynRogue and you have every right to, but yal ain't got to hate on the folks you don't care for, that's childish, and Jholiday cd actually isn't filled with sex, he on some other shyt, and I thought the cursing was bad cuz at first his mouth was sour, but it only had a few curse words, but they blended in.... and they cds are talkin about relationships...... but hey to each its own, I was just giving my opinion about dude CD and C came bursting in with his musicology hating on the brother lol

lmao at Prettyl, bootleg tina Turner and i didn't know that about the mac lip gloss, at the moment I'm obsessed with victoria secret lip gloss called the plumper or something like that

damn minx... such the hater why you had to go point that out.. :)

nastymf.. i figured since you were doing it that i could too.. i dont turn down head.. sowwy!

@smurf,ok.Do u think I should take blackrasp advice and let MAC do my makeup first...so I can know what color works for me?

strongblackwoman

I think what BKR is tryin to say is, so what if they recycle Classic tracks, its better than the same old Hip Hop Beats with dirty lyrics, Bed souns like a combo of Slow Down and Icebox frrom Bobby V and Omarion LOL! See its the same old shyt over and over again, Now that Robin Thicke-Can You Believe is tough, Kanye's I Wonder is Tough, JT's- Pose and Boutique In Heaven Is Tough, Flaws & All etc, its like different types music combined both old ish and new, feel me!!!

@ MINX!

IT WAS'NT ME

MTO, yah ain't sayin' sssshit!!!!!!!!!!!! What's poppin' Randi?????????

@ SBW

He sung about eatin the box?! Damn, he was really hard up to sell records I guess! LOL. But nah I was just talkin in general about new R&B singers, they just sell sex!

minx.. i'ma email you now.. lol.. dont blow it up tho.. cuz that's not nice.. LMAO!!

@prettylatina,I hear u up there,thanx for the info.

**roundhouse kicking the FUKK out of PRETTYLATINA for that bullsh1t she talking about Bey**

I'm sorry lil fragile girl, but I had to do it!!! LOL

@ MINX!

I'M PACKING (LOL).

@sbw...u right my sister starting wearing make up in middle school and once she started she had to keep wearing it because her face was so messed up for wearing all that makeup

@minx, bitch dont hate,. u know some thangs get a lil better wit age!! it aint nuthin against u sweetie,. momma just got a couple of yrs on yo yung azz!! lol i been round the block a few mo times!! and he wanna take this for a lil test drive! can u blame him!? LMAO

@LATINA....MAC makeup is the s/hit. Right now I'M rocking their "fetish" frosted lipstick...sexy as hell

LOL@Tanto girl I will tear my purse up looking for that gloss...If I dont find nothing else I better find my eyeliner and my damn gloss! I can go without that other shyt...I usually wear eyeshadow when I go out.. I like it but I dont have time in the morning to put all that shyt on! so I keep it basic.

Minx u probably already seen the pic..its not a dick its a person and boy...I would have never imagined...lol!

@nesey,true.Alot of women be lookin sick bacause they wore makeup so much that they dont look right without it.

*from

LOL @Latina

I'd rather another Tina, than another Lyfe Jennings or Mystic LOL! Bey brings that energy to the game that no one else but TINA has LOL!!!

@ SBW

You are right baby, to each their own...but for the life of me, I don't know how u can listen to a dude who's first single was just him yelling "BED....BED.....BED...BED" to Icebox's beat. Ugh...lol.

And why am i listening to "Can We Get Kinky Tonight Remix"...I love that old SWV song!!! That was like they last hit!! LOL.

@tanto,. u can let em make u up,. but its only gonna tell u what colors will work for u,. only u practicing at home is whats gonna make u good at it!! practice ,practice! some things u gotta do over and over to get better! kinda like im sittin at my desk doin my excersises, *under my breath, "kegel, kegel." lol

Minx What the hell? Didnt know you ride Bey's coat tail too. She allright but she gettin too much credit. Please. She will be a distant thought in our minds in like 10yrs. Oh and I aint fragile, 100 SOLID lbs trust. LMAO!

I love you Usher, you will always be my Boo!

Tanto they will do ur face for free...and they will match your face for the right foundation...just dont put on too much foundation because I would hate for u to be thinking u cute but be walking around looking like u just crawled out of a casket! lol

@ NASTYMF!

LMAO AT THAT COMMENT

Now C, I was with you, but what you mean by that Lyfe Jennings, Mystic comment? LOL.

I'm ready to stop all this posting sh!t and start showing what i got. Ni99as can be 6'4 with a 13 inch dikc on this site.

True story: I'm 6'0 feet 185lbs and I have an 8'penis. I play ALL sports and I've been boxing for 8 years. My bed game is nuts and I LOVE to please.

@SMURF - You know what, I've HAD IT!!! How DARE you raise yo muthafukkin voice at me!!!

**snatching SMURF by the hair and dragging her ass to the room. We finna settle some sh1t, you and me chica**

LMAO @ Minx & Latina

Word tho Latina, no one is gonna care about her in a few more years cuz even now they tryna play her, and she's playing herself. She needs to take a nap and come back after a break!! LOL.

aight yall lets talk about sex baby! anybody got any good meat lately!!! some oooohhh weeee shyt! that shyt that make your toes curl! that shyt that have u daydreaming in the middle of a conversation? lol!

@Crafty...U silly

@blackrasp,yeah gurl I will tear my purse up,I be all in the car under the seats,but what kills me is when I keep lookin in the same spot like 5 times knowing damn well it aint there.lol

Bklyn I heard demi songs, she good, her voice is too damn high pitched on soundtrack of my life

Tanto maybe you should start off with bronzer my friend only use that with lip gloss and mascara and she looks different when she apply it, it looks hella goood

MInx i'm with you do we need to take this to email lol....

Nesey my friend look like a monster without it....

Bklyn: last time I checked a cd consisted of more than one song, and also don't other artist sample others beats? yeah I thought that was common in the music industry..... man let me find you a hater....... lol

OK NOW MTO, YALL NEED TO CUT IT OUT!! I DON'T LIKE HER AND HIM EITHER, BUT THIS IS WAY OVER THE TOP!! I LIVE IN GA AND YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT IN THE STATE OF GA. I GOT MARRIED IN HERE AND THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE IT.

Pink Oh I love me MAC lipgloss I pays my $14 for them. lol I need to check out their lipsticks. I dont wear that much lipstick though, it just gets messy on me sometimes. OH and I like the Victoria Secrets lipgloss too.

@minx what you know about roundhouse kicks?

awww shyt nastymf u box? I like mine a lil rough!

also how exactly do ni99az know their dick size...did u actually take out a measuring tape and measure that joint???

@minx

heh heh! girl u know im just kiddin around,.u aint got to be all violent! but i might like u pullin my hair though! lol

BklynRogue

"You are right baby, to each their own...but for the life of me, I don't know how u can listen to a dude who's first single was just him yelling "BED....BED.....BED...BED" to Icebox's beat. Ugh...lol"

THANK YOU LMAO, Thats what I'm sayin, He's another T-Pain but using his real voice I guess just like that Ray Lavender dude LMAO!

SBW

Its cool and all, I'm not hatin on him but my point is this

Bey is the new Tina JT wants to be the new MJ But J-Holiday, Bobby V, Omarion and them are just jackin each other LMAO!

lol@smurf and blackrasp.Thanx for the tips girls!

@ BLACKRASPBERRY!

ASK CREAM6969 SHE HAS

I love being a woman because another thing I love is perfumes and different smell goods..I work right across the street from Victoria Secret and boy they had their annual sale! I ate Vicky's up! I had all that shyt! I love to see my dresser stacked with different type of perfumes...

@OFFICIAL - I got your email. Well DUH!!! Yall should have asked me!! I saw the myspace a long time ago. That's why I QUICKLY turned away from that. Check your email...

@nastymf where u live. lol

lol @ sbw

just dont put on too much foundation because I would hate for u to be thinking u cute but be walking around looking like u just crawled out of a casket! lol

LMAO @blackrasp

minx.. you got mail!!

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@ SBW

He sung about eatin the box?! Damn, he was really hard up to sell records I guess! LOL. But nah I was just talkin in general about new R&B singers, they just sell sex!

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AND THE WOMEN DON'T?

Thanx,Sbw.

c No Bey more like the BOOTLEG BROKEDOWN Tina. Okay Im truly done discussing this. Still my boo though. *kiss*

i need to see some pics of whoever this is that is ugly az hell yall was talkin bout!!

KICK IN THE DOOR...WAVING THE 4 4

WHATS GOOD FAM?

blackraspberry Flag post

I love being a woman because another thing I love is perfumes and different smell goods..I work right across the street from Victoria Secret and boy they had their annual sale! I ate Vicky's up! I had all that shyt! I love to see my dresser stacked with different type of perfumes...

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im obsessed with Victoria Secret

@blackraspberry, gul!! have u tried that DKNY 'be delicious'? i wont wear nuthin else durin the day now!!

@Blackrasberry I have never seen nothing like it except on porn movies....Had to take a picture of it

BKR Man STFU just cause you scared to get up close and personal with the kitty dont mean real men are. LOL He could sing about it all he wants. lol He dont need that to sell records.

Still my best Pisces buddy thouhg. *hug*

@Scarlett Flag post

KICK IN THE DOOR...WAVING THE 4 4

WHATS GOOD FAM? ************************************************** was that WU Tang! damnu took me back!! lol

minx.. so wtf you being all nosy for then.. lol.. i had seen that a long ass time ago.. b-ras all late with checking an email i sent 3 months ago!!

@blackrasp,me too.I love perfume.One of my favorites now is Dolce&Gabbana light blue,and CoCo channel.

@SmurfetteSmurf- WU TANG?!?! No you didn't!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT SMURF! I HATE FEELIN LEFT OUT! LOL

Minx and official yal need to fill us in! dammit lol

*waving at scarlett* not trying to get shot! I'm about to take the 4 4 from her and shoot somebody if i dont get an email, official or minx or blackraspberry!

@Smurfette The Men's "Be Delicious" smells good to...I think it smells even better then the women's

@smurf,did u try the red one?

LOL @prettylatina

Call it what ever you like but I rather that then hear Bobby V and J-Holiday trade places with each other, you still my boo too *kiss*

@ BLACKRASBERRY!

SHE SERIOUS, CREAM CAN WE HOOK UP TOMORROW?

Smurf girl I got that shyt on now! LOL!!! I love that shyt! also try the new Paris Hilton...its called Heiress...man that shyt is the bomb!

Cream what u talking bout?

that what it sounded like at first,. now im like hell naw!! lol i think im think of raw

@tanto07103, i didnt like it,. too musky,. i dont like musk

LMAO @ C

EXACTLY!!!! Ni99a they don't understand CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM! LOL. SBW, since when is calling someone out cuz they sing through their nose and yell make them a hater?! LOL. But if u like JH, then more power 2 him....but I'm not even worried cuz after this record, HE'll never be heard of again!!

Like Rich Boy, like Souljaboi, like Young Dro and them other hacks! T. Pain better thank God for that damn snappin music and remixes cuz his ass could fall off too!!

LOL @ SBW

AND HOW U HEARD ABOUT DEEMI? OH girl is local, how did u get the scoop on her? LOL She's Bed Stuy and you are in Florida, thats scary!! LOL.

@nesey26-Brooklyn,NY.......I'll tear yo $hit up girl.

@stronblackwoman,I love Body by Victoria secret.

@Blackras "Size"

Smurf...Thats Junior Mafia...remember them

Sbw...whats going on?

tanto that dolce light blue is serious! lol

i know right SBW, i need a pic!!

piffajames@gmail.com Holla!!

Tomorrow sounds good

aight aight damn.. sbw and smurf check your email in about 2 minutes.. cant do nothing around here.. :)

@Scarlett, oh yea! it s that same Wu rythm,. yes this [EXPLETIVE] is raw comin at yo door, u try and scream out loud wu tang back for more

@DUBYA - I know all about em! I even took up Karate!! (in my earlier days)

@NASTY - I knew from the way you handle me that you box. Rough, strong, and effortless, and gentle....like a big old bear!

@OFFICIAL - Girl watch yo mouth!! Naw, I wanted to know who it was, in case it was somebody I was tryna cyber fukk. lol

LOL @ Latina

Thanks baby you still my buddy 2, but until I get married I like having my face in tact without coldsores from eatin clorox [EXPLETIVE]! LOL.

@strongblackwoman,girllllll aint that the truth!

Tanto I want that Ralph Lauren blue...its another blue that came out I need to get!

SBW girl I love Vickies...I got all their sprays...I'm in love with that Pink! Heavenly and Very Sexy for her.

*Clorox C Unt

@ NastyMF

Ayy BKLYN IN THIS BITCH!!! I see u homie!!! LOL.

@ officialbronxite yayyyyyy!

*rubbin hands together in anticipation!

LuvUrSelf, tell me about it... LOL!!! I'm not surprise at all; MTO is always headlining bogus stories!!!

Nothing much; heading to my last class for the day and wedged in traffic!!!

@blackrasp,love spell is nice too

@OFFICIAL - Girl, you see that? NASTY muthafukking ass cant keep his dick in his pants for SH!T. But always quick to dawg somebody else cuz they let a nigg@ give em some head every now and then.

@NASTY - YOU LOOSE DICK ASS N!GGA!!! That's okay NESEY. You can HAVE HIM!!!

**playin with NASTY....he know got damn well that sh1t is too good for me to give up**

@ CREAM6969!

FACE DOWN ASS UP?

@minx what belt rank did you reach?

Smurf...thats right...i forgot that both songs had the same beat...i love the Wu and Junior Mafia

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@ SBW

He sung about eatin the box?! Damn, he was really hard up to sell records I guess! LOL. But nah I was just talkin in general about new R&B singers, they just sell sex!

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AND THE WOMEN DON'T?

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Well baby, the last chick I heard talkin about givin a chick oral sex was Queen Pen....SHE HASNT BEEN OUT IN A MINUTE!! LOL.

(walking in butt asz neked)

Wheres the signup sheet for the guy giving historecktome's!!!!

LMAO @BklynRogue

Thank You, I'm just bein, if the POP Stars are jackers,

I remember My Love was out before Ice Box and that Anonymous Bobby V Song, They went to Timbo to get a beat Just like MY LOVE, becuz JT made it hot! LOL

Crazy In Love came out before One Thing and Get Right but Amerie & J-Lo wanted to make it a single becuz Bey Made CIL a hit LOL!

give me a break LMAO!

BLACK! HEAVENLY IS MY SHYT! I have every underwear, bra and sleep wear out of victoria thanks to that semiannual sale lol

official haven't received the email! with my impatient ass lol

@allegria,U ARE A CERTIFIED NUT!!!!!!!LMBAO

smurf & SBW.. you got mail!!

HE-IS-TO-WRECK-(the)-TUMMY <---new spelling!!!

@ALLEGRIA - PUT SOME GOT DAMN CLOTHES ON AND STAND IN LINE!!!

You know you wrong.....LOL

@official,I wanna see some meat too.

@ CREAM6969!

WHO ME?

what's going on?

I'm missing sex talk

offical, send me some meat 2

ROTFLMAO AT ALLEYGRIA but you after me!

CEYONCE GIVE IT UP BRAH.....

OH PLEASE BKLYN CUZ YOU CAN'T RELATE DONT HATE ON THE MUSIC BRAH

OFFFICIAL: lmao how did i know yal was talkin about that!

AINT NO MEAT TO BE SENT!!!

Damn, black folk greedy! LOL

minx.. i'm trying to watch my mouth but that's getting boring it's not going anywhere!! oh and about nastymf.. i see him over there all hugged up with nesey and shiit.. fuk that he gonna want this butta pecan delight again!!

LMAO @allegria.. your dumb..

@ Crafty....Yep You are something else...lol

LOl@minx

LOL @ C

Worrdd son!!! They all so quick to judge Beyonce and JT, but everyone on they producers jocks to make songs that MIRROR THEM!

'Anonymous' was straight up 'My Love' 'Get Right' and '1 Thing' was glorified rip-offs of 'Crazy In Love'!!!! LOL They need 2 stop!!!

ummmmm can i get an update

offical sbw allegria blackrasp, i know yo assss talking about sex...LOL

tanto & standard.. relax hornballs.. it's not meat!! LMAO!! ya'll are fools with it..