Peace Love Live

WOW!!! That's crazy... I hope the baby looks like her.. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

First???

ok..3rd...lol

congratz if its true

Not a good look...

If true Congrats!!!

That baby dont have a chance in hell if its true.

I don't believe this at all, she's too into her career for that.

Congrats

I Hit That.... It might be mine

I doubt this is true, but if it is....CONGRATS!!!!

Congratulations are in order! Oh and MTO I guess that story about her and Floyd was another misleading story! LOL But I do appreciate this one!

Cool

LANDALOH.com (lan-duh-lo) droppping in 2nd QT 08

whateva....i TRULY dont believe it...y'all just said she was creepin with Mayweather....get it together

Thats wassup. That is true Hood Love...I guess...

I will beleive this when she admits it! We know how MTO F%%Ks gossip up!

congrats!

@midwest, can you PLEASE stand up!?

Well congrats if its true!

MTO IS THAT TRUE??????????????

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Come see it in action

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She is so stupid....

at this time, I JUST DONT BELIEVE THIS(4 so many reasons).....MTO could've used some up to date photos and some real up to date "news".......Next!

awww thats cute

I dont believe it

*IN MY JAY-Z VOICE* "WE DONT BELIEVE YOU....YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!!"

ok whateva I dont like her anyway poor baby got 2 idiots for parents

OH NO....

i doubt it!

Yeah right. If it's true, there goes her career...

Nope.

Who cares?

Ummmm....I Love It lol

That would be so nice if she is but I dont think so

The baby is going to have little Chicklet teeth and a fat dolphin head! Bad chromosome match...ugh!

Wow that baby would be able to sing and rap...lol

CONGRAGEES KEYSH!!

I don't believe this.

ADDORABLE4U . . I'M WITH YOU ON THAT ! !

KEYSHIA MAY BE HOOD BUT I DON'T THINK SHE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THAT !

WOW! !

YEA I AGREE WITH YOU BADINTENTIONS4 ! ! DIRTY B/I/T/CH ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

Keyshia and Jeezy sittin in a tree K- I- S- S -I-N- G First Comes Love Then comes (oh hell skip that part) Then comes Keyshia with a baby carriage

if that true then WOW!!!! is ALL i can say

LMAO @ MILLIONS2NETTE ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

See what she get for being a lil diva

It's too early in the game for this chick to get knocked up but whatever....

Oh wow........She left Jeezy a while ago and her career is doing well...why would she go back to her sloppy Ex and have a baby w/ JEEZY!?! Seriously, I won't believe that until i see a belly...

Why are congratulatons in order.....is this "good" news? Another illegitimate child is being born in a trendy hollywood fad and we think this is ok??? These are supposedly role models and THIS is what kids have to look up to?

Won't believe it til I see it!!!

I doubt that she would take that type of risk and especially with him.

i love keyshia but this relationship with jeezy is killing me...i just think she can do much better...but if that's what she wants, more power to you...congrats!

@blackexec, they have been together for over a year.

Congratulations to Keyshia, Now her house will officially be a Day Care Center

WHATEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DOUBT ITS TRUE. MTO, DIDN'T Y'ALL HAVE HER WITH FLOYD MERRIWEATHER JUST A FEW DAYS AGO? I BET THIS SHYTT IS FALSE.

a baby with a pancake face and a coconut head?puh lease,i dont want 2 have nitemares seeing dat creature

I thought she was so not ready to start a family...she talked all that smack in season 1 of her show, and season 2 and after two cd's she still hooked on this potato head cat. She just literally contradicted herself from the very beginning. But to each it's own...Congrat's to them anyway.

keyshia coles is not pregnant. this is simply a publicity stunt. next....

WOw now thats news

Very skeptical. Either way, I foresee an ugly baby with an ugly voice.

Isn't her reality show about to come on again conveniently and coincidently also? Hmmm.... I'll keep this on the backshelf until further info surfaces, lol.

now y would keisha go and do that luv, huh? now y would keisha go and do that...do that!?!

Good Morning Everyone!

MTO, I don't know about this coming from you guys. Last week you said she was w/someone else...now she's pregnant. If, this is true and I mean IF, congrat's to the couple!

myspace.com/Sharon35

She's okay. He is a better artist than her though. This isnt tru anyway but it's cool though.

NOT that I feel I need to address Ms. Shelly but I want to!

How you in your mid twenties still going through puberty Time to graduate from a training bra to an A Cup mama!

P.S. here in the real U.S. we believe in Deodorant, it’s like a dollar these days, you should try some.

(In my best Jamaican voice) Suck yah mama with a straw!

PPS Could your jokes get any cornier? Who told you that You So Ugly jokes was cute! We all know your computer wasn’t tripping yesterday, MTO what she really was doing was searching for those corny a$$ jokes she posted.

Shelly you have a lot of time on your hands what do you do for a living again?

Why is it that woman have an issue with how I look but not men?

Shelly you a lint licker I knew something wasn’t right, you and your click need to give it a rest.

A first it was cute but now ya’ll are rather annoying you only post on topics that are about celebrities you never post in the real life issues. I guess you feel so sort of pride in yourself for you little MTO stardom.

& for the people following her lead ya’ll are just as dumb, let her lead ya’ll right to hell dummies!

HAVE A WONDERFUL MORNING!

DAMN! HE BEAT ME TO IT.

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Both jeezy and keyshia suck. I feel sorry for dat baby. Just don't let frankie babysit it. She May Try To sell dat baby 4 sum crack. Heavenly father please rebuke the ghetto mindstate this baby may inherit. Rebuke the daddy size head on that baby. No comment on keyshia. I'll just pray 4 her instead.

If it a girl and come out with jezzy head.. She will be the first black cone head.. lol

<<<<<< SNEEZES...... BULLSHIT......

Yall need to stop! LOL but it is what it is! I don't believe this story though.

@ Cornbredfeed good one LOL

I hope im first....FirSt TYmEr

I'll believe it when I see it

I doubt it

Oh lawd..the baby gone have a lil fat hot dog neck and a lil gap! lol I don't think this is true..but if it is Congrats to 'em both.

Morning PPL"S!

Say it ain't so Keyshia....she start showin' she comin off the page...-B.

ALRIGHTY THEN...

myspace.com/Sharon35

oh dear

I am not even going to hate...Congrats....dre of Caramelhoneys.com

"He told his baby momma".... LOL

If so Congratulations, hope you shape that baby's head as soon as it comes out.

Hey Bishop Tee, What it do mi Miami mami

I personally hope not...her career is just beginning and when artists get pregnant, promo for their albums usually drags. Look at J-Lo!!!

PL, that is funny as hell!!

This is probably not true. But I must ask. Why not get married first?

awwww that's sweet... hope its a girl! congrats!

damn:(that baby aint gonna be all that cute..lol

*Giggle*

Dont forget to stop by P Licky's Bar and Grill in the Forums.

Grand Opening today Free Drinks baby!

how da hell did dat happen?

MsBehavin

Why dont you come on over to P Lickys and Miss behave.

More babies out of wedlock...

Ya'll MTO females hate on Jamie foxx for not getting married but at least he ain't impregnating women.

Thats a good look. Jeezy stealin one of my crushes

IF ITS TRUE CONGRATS TO THEM

I just read the title and I was like get the f@!k out of here!

After dealing with her sister and her sister's situation, I can't believe that she would get pregnant.

Shellly

This one is taking you head on. Mole and all. Youre going to have to resort to old Click_here Shellly-Fu

KEY IS MY GIRL... SHE'S BEEN THRU ALOT AND STILL TURNED OUT 2 BE SOMEBODY AND WHEN I SAY SOME1 BC ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THRU ALOT BUT SHE HAS USED THE BAD AND TURNED IT INTO GOOD MUSIC.... I LIKE THE 1ST CD BUT THE 2ND CD IS EVEN BETTER. CONGRATS !!!! KEY... I DONT REALLY CARE 4 JEZZY THOUGH.

@ least he

didnt

get

neffy

ghetto azz

pregnant

Whatever happened to birth control and protection? Is that not "hip" anymore?

I don't know if I could be happy yet for another child from wedlock yet...but hey...do ya thang.

I'M VERY HAPPY FOR THE TWO IF IT'S TRUE BUT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT BECAUSE NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT MARRAGE FIRST. BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR THE KIDS BECAUSE THEY SUUFER IN THE END.

Not believing this story at all

I half to see it to beleave it.LETS GET IT

EARLYBIRD GETS THE WORM E-FAM WUS GOOD?

PL LOL...YOU CRAZY ASS HELL FOR THIS ONE YOU WORK MAGIC ,IM CRYING LAUGHING DATS WUS UP

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MTO DONT GET A 1000 COMENTS UNLESS I PUT MY STAMP ON IT..

WHY WOULD YALL BELIEVE THIS CRAP, FIRST MTO SAID THAT FANTASIA WAS PREGNANT NOW KEYSHIA.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL KEYSHIA TELLS ME SO

I really don't believe this.

mochadelite who a fuc wid u???????? jus tell me lol jamaican gyal at its bess!!!.....anyways FTO falsetakeover if ur story is tru congrats keish n slezzy jezzzy

dont know if i believe this yet, but they would have a cute baby.

They need best hiphop couple award!

THIS NOT EVEN TRUE SO WHO CARES MTO GONNA FEEL DUMB WHEN KEYSHIA TELLS THEM OFF FOR THIS ISH...

[SPAM]oooooooooh, are you freakin kidding me.this is crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee , uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumm mmmmmmmmm.well,well,ooooooooh[SPAM]!!!

Good morning everyone... pl ..you done snapped!!!

I don't believe this one she aint that stupid.

Congrats, I hope all goes well.

@pl too funny!

@SMOKA-D-WART

THE WART ON YA 6-HEAD POSTED THIS: you and your click need to give it a rest.

WHAT R U SAYING? CAUSE I KICK IT WITH SHELLY AND I NEVER EVER EVEN ADDRESSED YA BIG ASS MIDGET O YA HEAD! I WOULD NEVER ADDRESS NOTHIN I CANT BEAT !!! MAN THAT THING GOT ME SCARED AS HELL, IT IS ENTIRELY TOO BIG! NAAAAA I CANT FUKK WIT IT! BITCH GO GET SOME SAND PAPER AND TAKE CAE OF THAT DICK HANGIN OFF YA FACE BITCH !!! *in my best american voice* THEN COME CORRECT BITCH!!!!

GOODMORNING FAM! AD FOR ALL DA NEW HATAS FUKK YA!!!

Congratulations!!!!!

Jeezy got good taste :)

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SPOONISHA...HOW OLD ARE THE PUPPIES?

Good Morning Fam....OMG period licker...LMAO...too funny. Spoon ...OMG... I'm in love with your dog...pit?? can't tell too well from the pic.. if so...my favourite breed...love them

@spoonisha... co signed! i never addressed the girl!

~~@PL I'm good..babes..omg! ur a mess! lamo!

~~@ Rawb Lovn that pic sir..put that up on ya SPACE so i can see it bigger..lol

~~@ Spoon who got puppies I need puppies..

@CORNBREAD! THE BROWN IS 1 1/2 SHE JUST HAD BABIES!! THE OTHER ONE RAN AWAY!! SO I GOT A NEW 1 TO REPLACE IT

I NAMED THEM HAMBURGERFUZZ AND ILIKETOLICKONBOYS!!!

LOLOLOL THANK YOU ALL

4realz i thought they broke up oh well congratz

i cant sell them yet cause she had them on the 25th they have to get 6 weeks before they can leave the mom!

Damn it Jeezy! U beat me to it!!

OMG..... LOVIN THE NAMES...... USED TO HAVE A LIL BROWN PIT NAMED PEANUT...BUT HE HAD TO GO, THE BABY WAS TERRIFIED OF HIM.....I LOVE PITS THOUGH, THEY ARE SO CUTE..........

ah yo ah yo

im in a good mood

well the real names is DUCHESS (BROWN) AND BLOOPERS(WHITE) BUT I RENAMED THEM FOR THE HATERS ON MTO!!!

@SPOONISHA....LOVE THE PUPPIES...I JUST SOLD MY LAST BLUE PIT!!! PITS ARE THE SHYT...DESPITE WHAT FOLKS SAY!!

myspace.com/Sharon35

@spoonisha, plaine, bishop whats good!

This is backwards as hell, but very common. First, she supposedly turned down a marriage proposal and now she is rumored to be pregnant with a child outta WEDLOCK?!?!?

GET THE FUKK OUTTA HERE!

LMAO...OKAY GOTCHA NOW....... THE REAL NAMES ARE CUTE TOO...THE OTHERS JUST FUNNY AS [EXPLETIVE]...

i THINK WHEN MY BABY GETS 3 I'LL TRY ANOTHER ONE....THERE IS LIKE AND ENDLESS SUPPLY OF PITS IN MILWAUKEE....ER'Y BODY AND DEY MOMMA GOT ONE

Damn Plaine Jayen there aint nothing Plain about you. Seeexxxxy

If this is true and that's a big if with MTO's track record. This is not the greatest timing for her to have a baby. She's in the prime of her career. Kinda dumb for her not to be using birth control. Anyway she seems hard headed and sorta self destructive, so it wouldn't shock me.

Hope it ain't true for one reason:

Another damn baby-mama?!

Yoohooo Crystal

Period over heeeeeere!

@millions2nette hahaha! (oh hell, let's skip that part!)

wonder if this is true...

Not surprising..Keyshia been lookin freaky lately like she was trippin on sumpn. Maybe this was it. Is that syrup in Jeezy's cup?

WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY! I HAVE TO SEE A BABY BUMP BEFORE i CAN BELIEVE THIS STORY!

Hey Plain, Crystal, Bishop, and Spoon, sharies @Plain...girl PL( he/she is )needs help..lol...that is too funny...what an imagination

That Baby is going to be spioled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its funny that no artists get with average Joe's Share God's glory in your life, My name is Sammy Read my testimony at www.godspace4us.com God is worthy to be praised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You just said she was in a new relationship .. Well Well Well

Nobody needs to be having babys nowadays. I don't think she should have gotten pregnant. She's just beginning her career. She should have did like J-Lo, waited till she did everything to settle down and have a baby. But Congrates though.

@FAM SPOONISHA Flag post MANNNNN IGNORE THAT TRAMP!!!!!!! SHE THINK SHE DID SOMETHIN CAUSE SHE STOLE MY BABY'S PICTURE BUT FUKK HER!!! THAT [EXPLETIVE] DONT BOTHER ME CAUSE YA MAMA IS SPECIAL ED!!!! BITCH!!!!! --------------- Deez Hoez Iz Smokable Dude! LOL!!!

LIKE I SAID YA SMOKABLE BITCHES SO DONT FUKK AROUND AND GET BURNED!!!! UGLYFUZZ AND CRACKBABY4LIFE R THE SAME PERSON!!!!!!! CHECK THE OTHER POST FROM YESTADAY!!

@jaylens_mommy, how are you this morning? Like the flower arrangement

www.myspace.com/Sharon35

AND DUMDUM!!

@periodlicker....you never cease to amaze me....that's the best work i've seen thus far! NICE!

wait a second, i was thinking...

is mocha jamaican?

homeland security is getting real slack to let that thru, with that weapon of mass distraction smack dab in her dome!

don't believe it. JEEZY STAY STRAPPED..

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I HOPE THEY BABY DOESN'T GET JEEZY'S CONE HEAD AND KEYSHIA'S DOLPHIN TEETH...

BUT HEY CONGRATS! I KNOW THAT BABY WILL EAT GOOD FROM THOSE H(O)(O)TERS

SHELLYYYYYYY!! STOP IT LMAO!!!! LOLOL

PL....OMG!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! You are CRAZY! LOLOLOL I thought I was next?? I was just waiting to see what u did to my pic.. OMG I am in tears right now!

Wusp FAM.. Shouts out to PlayneJaine..My new BFF ..Thanx again for letting me borrow those!!!lol... Shouts to Jaylens, Spoony, PL(ur crazy!), crystal, sexycocoa, shely, bishop, 40mill.. what it doo!!

aight yall im out this peice for a min ill be back though!!!! tell the rest of da fam i said wat it is?

Hey ~~Crystal what's good ma?

~~Rawb yes that's true ..lol cause the pic i left a commnt on u was slushed! damn alki..lol

@jaylensmommy

good morning

@sharies...thanks... those were 3 different arrangments that my husband got for me on valentine's day

Congratulations! East Oakland Town Bizz yadadadig

Well I said it was related to you Blax. I just didnt say it WAS you. LoL. Youre too pretty to be revised.

~~Hey J'smommy..

I see PL done get him/her a juke joint off of over in the forum! U know a lil female company would really set that place of PL..lol

I'm tired of all these dudes knocking these chicks up and NOT marrying them and I'm tired of these chicks having these babies with these dudes before they get married!!! You are not suppose to have babies out of wedlock don't you see all the drama that it causes??!! It may be a little better for celebrities but even they have issues when it comes to these types of situations. I'm tired of all the "cute little mistakes"! It's time we take responsibility and have some discipline and respect for ones nosh and penis!!

This is an easy equation: E=Ghetto(2)Real Talk.

aaaawwww... yay! so happy! congrats 2 Keyshia .nd Jeezy!

set it off! lol sorry

Dayum! That's gonna be one ugly baby.

@Shelly you should check out that breast implant Post on Kelly Rowland just some pointers! It worked for her maybe it can work for you.

ROFLMAO @ Shellly

I think Security was on a coffeebreak

security,security can u please escort this mofo with the illegal alien on her 6-head outta da buildin! sorry yall had 2 sneak that 1 in!! bye!!!!

@ Shellly

She's not bad looking. She kinda cute. All she had to do was move that bang over a quarter inch and she straight.

~~@ Spoon real talk..HOLLA @ Ya gurl when u getn ready to sell some of them pup's. Just hit up my MYspace

thats watsup bishop!!!!! will do they look sweet too!

Bishop Tee. Know what I mean. My hoez have the day off or they would have it poppin. Do your hoez do day shifts?

@BISHOP..girl I think imma stay my ass right here...I'm scurrreddd of Pl..lol. Plus I don't think he/she has any interest in me..lol1

Ya'll are seriously funny, the baby won't be ugly LOL!

Shelly baby where you at searching for more jokes!

Young Jeezy is a bit childish the part that got me him running around bragging about a baby mother what about a ring and making Keyisha his wife....

A child is a blessing regardless but I would think because of Keyisha past and how she grew up fatherless and out of wedlcok with a drug addict mom......She would be a tab smarter..

lol, wen i c a baby bump is wen i'll jump

@shellly oh lord... i am rolling over here.

~~@ Mocha hmmm maybe ur right Ma..I know yall heard b4 that two ugly folks make a cute baby right? Maybe one ugy and one average will make a cute baby..lol I'm just sayn..

~~@ Pl..them hoez get SUNDAY off cause that's the lawds day. Now if u wanna take bizness I can send over Sunshine(harlem nights) Alla-swolloz, and Takee updaass, my best girls. WORTH THE $$$

~~@ Spoon..aight ma good lookn out..I don't do pits but my man wants one..and what ever daddy wants he gets..lol

~~@j'smommy don't run babes...lololol. As long as aunt flo aint in town I don;'t think Pl will bother u too much..gone and get ya a drank and come right back..lol

Don't believe it! Just a rumor like when MTO said Mary J was pregnant! We are supposed to believe Young Jeezy's mamma's friend! PALEEZE...

Yall funny azz hell! Who ever said Keyisha dolphin teeth is off the damn hook! LMAO!

Thanks gonna be one ooogly child

(((Bursts into the Emergency Room))) <-----Oh my gosh Oh my Gosh.

30 Yr old black male, found bleeding from the vagina. Rapid pulse, low blood pressure and smells like ass.

HELP!

last week yall said she was dating floydd mayweather this is b.s

Correction the lord's day is everyday it suppose to be on a Saturday when we attend church and have Sunday off as a day of rest.......

I'll believe that iiishhh when I see it.

AWWW PL has a heart..Thanx :) ..U are sooo off the hook.. E-thug is gonna be pissed!!lol Or he may even like it.. Well see..

WELL GOOD FOR THEM IF IT'S TRUE,

@P.L.

Dayyaaayyyaaaaaaamn!!!LMBAO!! made me spit my coffee out!!

Now that's what i call a nightmare make-over. I'm speechless!! --------------- @Blaxican

I'm scared of you now[you know why]lol is e-thug next? ---------- good morning to all the Fam! just peeking in for a second but i'll be back.

IF THIS IS TRUE.......GOOD LUCK TO THE BOTH OF THEM. BABIES ARE A BLESSING

JaylensMommy

Your cool. In the wild we dont attack a mother with young ones LOL. Its "Cute-n-Intelligent that I want

What's up all to all of my e-family Spoon,Jr,Bishop,P.L. (that pic is priceless),Crystal,Vain,to honest,mafia p.,luckys,Blaxican and who ever else I forgot.I am going to try to be nice today!

~~@ What's good w/ ya sexycocoa?

I dont think anyones getting pissed at my artistic renditions. You know by now its all fun n games. And what does this have to do with e-thug? I took this from another guy on here a few days ago.

be bac lata folks!

Oh hell who am I fooling?????????? Mocha Defright my family is Jamaican and you are a disgrace honey you need to really get that hideous mole off your face.In fact I will put up the first bid of $50 to go to Dr.Zizmor and have it removed.Anybody up for the bidding I start with $50 and please cash only people this girl needs help.Seriously!

@sexy cocoa whats good!

wow

$75 and a free bloddy Mary to relax her during the procedure

pl.....lol oops NEVERMIND..MY BAD..

@ jimmy67luv.. AND PL..i KEEP MIXING E-THUG, AND TSWL UP... MY BAD

mocha, what size cup your wart wears?

@ sexycocoa I seen you picture it ant cute See below [link to external website]

I could care less about you or your family. Over there smelling like curry Goat!

@MOCHA:

SHELLY'S JOKES ARE PRETTY LAME AND SO IS HER PICTURE....DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD LOOK. LOOK LIKE SHE STUCK IN THE 80'S OR SOMETHING. DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS...CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT BUT SHE NEEDS TO LET THE JOKES GO OR FIND A FUNNIER WEBSSITE TO STEAL JOKES FROM.

YEAH, I SAID IT....NOW WHAT?

@mocha!

Ribbit!!

@ Shelly what ever it is I still got you, LOL! what you worrying about a cup size for, you have a while before you need to worry about that. Stay in your league!

Well if it is true...congrats

which is worse smelling like curried goat or looking like the goat's cousin!! meeeeeeaaaaaa!

i am not jealous 'cause your pet wart is bigger than my boobs!

what do you feed it?

@ ghetto4lyfe somebody told her she was funny, now we have to put up with these lame knock knock jokes.

SPOONISHA @SMOKA-D-WART

THE WART ON YA 6-HEAD POSTED THIS: you and your click need to give it a rest.

WHAT R U SAYING? CAUSE I KICK IT WITH SHELLY AND I NEVER EVER EVEN ADDRESSED YA BIG ASS MIDGET O YA HEAD! I WOULD NEVER ADDRESS NOTHIN I CANT BEAT !!! MAN THAT THING GOT ME SCARED AS HELL, IT IS ENTIRELY TOO BIG! NAAAAA I CANT FUKK WIT IT! BITCH GO GET SOME SAND PAPER AND TAKE CAE OF THAT DICK HANGIN OFF YA FACE BITCH !!! *in my best american voice* THEN COME CORRECT BITCH!!!!

GOODMORNING FAM! AD FOR ALL DA NEW HATAS FUKK YA!!! --------------- Deez Hoez Iz Smokable Dude! LOL!!!

****************************************** [SPAM]l bwaaaaaahhhhhhhhh[SPAM]!!!!!!!!

does it go to sleep the same time you do, or does it keep you up at night??

I feed it little girls like you!

the only knock, knock joke is that thing on your head.

Although this appears to be the season of celebrity pregnancies this is one that I'll believe when I see it

how long have you and it been kicking it?

Well actually while I'm sleeping at night it reads all the post on MTO for me, so Im informed in the morning! Shell Fish please give up!

WHATS HAPPENIN PEOPLE, DUMB PEOPLE IN THE BUILDIN

LMAO @SHELLY WHAT UP CRYSTAL MAN I GOTTA GET A MYSPACE SO I CAN TALK TO YALL OUTSIDE OF MTO WITH THESE CREATURES THAT KEEP FLYING UP IN HERE!MOCHA THAT WAS A LAME ATTEMPT TO INSULT ME BITCH YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE AND PLEASE STOP WHIPPING OUT PHOTOS FROM YOUR FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM. YOU ALREADY BLINDING US FROM THAT PERMANANT SH*IT STAIN ON YOUR HEAD!

@MOCHA - DANG GIRL U GOT SOME REAL HATERS DON'T YOU? THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOLE ON YOUR HEAD BUT DON'T REALIZE THAT IT'S REFERRED TO AS A BEAUTY MARK. OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING THEY KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT. THEY KEEP REFERRING TO YOUR MOLE AS A WART...THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE ONE COULD MISTAKE SHELLY'S [EXPLETIVE] AS WARTS....THEY'RE JUST THAT SMALL AND WHY ALL EYE SHADOW? NOT A GOOD LOOK! NO SIREE!

Sexycocoa nice try you lame to but keep trying eventually we will get a funny one.

I guess...

NO MOCHA DEFRIGHT YOU NEED TO GIVE IT UP I REMEMBER THE LAST PIC YOU HAD ON HERE AND IT WAS JUST AS OOOOOOGLY BITCH.YOU ARE WHACK AND IT SHOWS. ANYBODY WANT TO THROW IN A MATCHING ENSEMBLE FOR THIS UNFORTUNATE GIRL A BROOM AND A WITCH HAT WOULD GO GREAT WITH THAT SH*IT ON HER HEAD WHAT YALL THINK!!!!! THIS GIRL NEED A MAKE OVER I MEAN SHE OOOGLY ENOUGH SHE NEED SOMETHING I WOULD SAY SHE SHOULD GET A MASK BUT SHE GOT THAT PART COVERED ALREADY!

I done heard it all now!

a beauty mark?

DUMB GIRL I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

Resize it. That is Funeeeeeeeeeeee

Close up of Shelly [link to external website]

Shelly Evolving [link to external website]

@ ghetto4lyfe this been going on for a while, for the longest I've ignored it but this Ms. Shelly is persistent (she's almost like an internet stalker)! But hey it’s all fun I take it but at least be funny or shut up!

Good morning my peoples!

PL --- you wild ...ROFLMAO

That's a pretty picture of Keyshia. I wish them the best.

***WONDERS IF MOCHA HAS EVER GOTTAN SLAPPED ON THE FOREHEAD WITH A FLY SWATTER BECAUSE SOMEONE THOUGHT THAT WAS A FLY***

@ Shelly I done heard it all now!

Wow! Now I heard it all.

Cornbreadlady

You cornbread eatin bitch! GET LIKE ME!

FYI THAT SHI*T IS TOO BIG AND UGLY TO BE A BEAUTY MARK BITCH PLEASE STOP IT!

*GOTTEN

LMAO

F*CK U TOO!

i doubt this is true...i want to hear it from ms keyshia cole herself, then i'll believe it!

I don't belive this [EXPLETIVE]....incredible!

@mole-ca-need 2 bite that [EXPLETIVE] off ya face! *in my best austin powers voice* i wanna cut it off and chop it off and manke some guacamoooooollllleee!

OKAY JUST GIVE ME A SHARPIE SO I CAN LINE THE MOLES UP CORRECTLY

I will check back later, because I'm falling asleep. That should give Shelly and who ever else enough time to get some really good jokes! Once the rest of her entourage is here she will have plenty to say. You know how some people are nothing without there click (she need the backup) because she’s drowning!

To all the real people sorry to distrube you daY with this non sense

B*TCH GOT DALMATION SPOTS ON HER AND WANTING TO BE GANGSTA!

Opps disturb your day!

match made in heaven i guess.. well good for u keisha...

you bitches need 2 stop hatin! AT LEAST which is MOre THAN I CAN SAY FOR MOST WOMEN, she is HAVING A BABY THAT SHE CAN FINANCIALLY SUPPORT WITHOUT GOVERNMENTAL ASSISTANCE whose BABY FATHER will also contribute. YOu act like she ain't SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BABY cuz she "ain't ready" really, cuz half the muthafukkas I KNOW got kids by shitty ass men who neither they nor the father can take care of...so lets stop actin' like we don't live in GLASS HOUSES

I LOVE YOU TOO PERIOD LICKER, WE CAN SUCK THE FUN JUICE OUT OF BITCHES TOGETHER HUN I GOT MY STRAW WHAT IT DUE

*attemping to wipe the thing off Mocha's head* *not working* *getting a torch to burn the thing off*

I DONT BELIVE THIS! FIRST, HE DID AN INTERVIEW SAYING THEY WERE NEVER TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOW THIS. I AM GONNA NEED SOME PROOF FROM THE HORSES MOUTH. NOT A SO-CALLED CLOSE FRIEND. MTO AND THEIR "CLOSE FRIENDS" LMAO!

myspace.com/mizzsexythang27

LMA[SPAM]OOOOOO@sexycocoa!

@mrcbr

whats good hows that money feeling? I told you you would enjoy it!

CRYSTAL DIDN'T I SEE YOU AT THE PARTY YESTERDAY? DO YOU KNOW WHO STOLE MY TUPPERWARE?

i dont believe this garbage..unless keyshia openly admits this herself, this is not credible...fukk off MTO

Thats good 2 hear i hope that baby c^omez out healthy

Sexy cocoa is a man and a child molester (boys R US) I’m pretty sure they are! LOL Save your joke, So I can read them when I come back!

lmao @ shellly, u are hilarious!

@sexycocoa you need to get a myspace!! yea[SPAM]hh my avitar was finally approved!

LMBAO!!!!

Looking like Shabba Ranks cousin I tell you the nerve of some people!

Maybe Jeezy is trying to get some publicity. According to him they were never together. MTO just posted the other day that Keyshia was talking to Floyd Mayweather. Which one is it.

ANYBODY SEEN DA BARTENDER PERIOD LICKER IF SO TELL HER GIMME A BLOODY VIRGIN ON DA ROCKS WIT A HINT OF COOCHIE JUICE ASAP

@MOCHA

HOW CHILDISH CAN SOME PEOPLE BE? SOMEONE SUGGESTED THAT I CHECK OUT THIS SITE AND NOW I'M WONDERING WHY? A BABYSITTER IS NEEDED FOR SOME OF THESE HOE'S ON HERE...WOW! YEP...I SAID IT ...! ANYWAY, IF YOU BEEN HANGIN' ALL THIS TIME WITH ALL THIS MADNESS I HAVE TO GIVE YOU YOUR PROPS. A LITTLE ADVICE TO YOU MOCHA CAUSE YOU DEFINITELY HAVE POTENTIAL...GRIMY IS AS GRIMY DOES AND RIGHT NOW I NEED A BOTTLE OF 409 TO CLEAN THIS NASTY ASS E-HOUSE!

CORNBREADSHELLY

YOUR MASK IS SLIPPING WITH THE CORNY ONE LINERS. TAPE THEM TOGETHER BABY. YOUR'E NO MATCH FOR MOLEISHA.

@ Crystal Yeah it do spend good, not proud of how I got it though...lol

Wusp MrCBR1000?? How r u today..PL is off the phuckin hook! LMAO

Learn how to read Mocha Defright it's boys are toys in other words I got it like that to play around with the guys dem head and get whatever me want hoe unlike your fat ugly moley ass with the green underarm dem.Move and tek weh yourself gal cause you nah ready!

so whats really good today?

Wusup ROYALT GIRL!!

@GHETTO4LYFE YOUR NAME SPEAKS VOLUMES HOE GET OFF OF MOCHA'S ROTTEN CLIT BITCH!

((BLAX)) Whats up loc:) Pl has got me rollong, cause most people was thinking that anyway. LMAO

YALL ARE FUNNY AS SH!T TODAY! LMA[SPAM][SPAM]

WHAT'S UP ROYALTY I SEE YA HEY MY FELLOW SAG MrCBR1000

@sexycocoa and dumbgurl

yall are too funny!LMFAO!

That shiz isnt true. I bet you. We will find out soon enough though.

YALL SLINGIN DA JUICE WELL KEEP IT GOIN CUZ DIS BITCH GETTIN HUNGRY I SMELL I SMELL [EXPLETIVE] MM MM LUNCH TIME

TODAY IS MY FRIDAY!! Taking another day off tommorow to go shopping!! Im so addicted.. I need rehab!!! :P

How was ur night MRCBR??

What's good Nellypoo and Shiningstar! And of course the fat hoe ran off looking dumb in the face.* spraying the room with antifungal spray*

What u up too CRYS?? Howz ur day going??

Dumbgirl

Pouring your bloody Mary on the rocks right here

<----------Freshly squeezed

SHININGSTAR MTO GOT THE BEST TRIM AROUND A SISTA IN HEAVEN UP IN DIS DA RIGHT CHUR WHERE'S MY DRINK AT

ROFLMFAO!!!!! PL, PL, PL, PL.....GOOOOOOT DAAAAAYUUUMMMMM!!!!

I CAN'T F.UCKING BREATH!!!!!!

MochaDLight Flag post Sexy cocoa is a man and a child molester (boys R US) I’m pretty sure they are! LOL Save your joke, So I can read them when I come back! !!!

and bitch you got the logo boys r us billboard on yo mothafu,cking forehead!

STILL TRYING TO GET IT TOGETHER...You're a freaking fool PL!!! Oh my freaking gawd!!!!LOLOLOL

GOOD AFTERNOON FAM!!! What's going on?

Hey, who is LuckyS? I know LuckyS1 (she's fam) but not the other...curious!

i think they make a cute couple

@Mrcbr

hey go buy something nice it will make your conscience go away!

Lawd...I need to scroll up and read! Or someone catch me up quick! Cause UBP has hit the scene so I know something's up

MochaDLight Flag post @Shelly you should check out that breast implant Post on Kelly Rowland just some pointers! It worked for her maybe it can work for you. !!!

when you remove that baby di,ck from your forehead then you can give body pointers to other people ho.

Blax it was cool. Tyson caught me wit a right about 12 then it was wrap. lol

BigBootyBoy_Fan DATS WUSUP I NEEDED DAT I SEE SUM UNDERCOVER L BITCHES UP IN HERE MAMMA HOME HOLLA

Vain where you been girl?

moledic,k

where the fu,ck are you? you always want to go at shellly but come out and play with me bitch. we know shellly ugly but she light yo mole on fire every fu,cking day. so LETS GET IT HO!

VainChick Flag post Lawd...I need to scroll up and read! Or someone catch me up quick! Cause UBP has hit the scene so I know something's up !!!

ima need to come out a little bit earlier so i can catch these bitch earlier. lol

@Blaxican..hey you your pic and Bishop pic came thru huh..Cute!

@elsofocused..nice tat!

Morning Mto!

Keyshia Cole and Jeezy..ok whateva! **lots of black men love and take damn good care of there kids!!!!

SO

Vain you gonna have to do something about that breathign problem. Cause the next time Im downtown Im not stopping for you to catch your breath. You bringing your inhaler and a tank of oxygen next time.

moledi,ck

that shi,t on yo forehead look like a jar of olives. come on out

i will be back. dont worry

@blax whats good girl? i am busy as heII at work they got me doing all this crap but other than that i am good. i have been popping in and out.. what was the proxy you gave me before. i tried a couple for some reason i cant do sh!t when i get on myspace

Bump the news story...WHAT THAT HELL IS A PERIOD LICKER??? LMAO, does it meanwhat i thinks it means???

PERIOD LICKER I BEEN LOOKIN 4 U I KNOW U B ENJOYIN DA SMELL OF MORNIN NOON COOCH UP N HERE HOW CAN U HADLE IT WIT OUT WANTIN 2 PARTAKE

@ Crystal...Bet!... ill meet you at the Atrium Mall.

@ MrCBR1000..Yeah..That nigg@ SANDMAN came to pay me a visit like 12, i was tryin to beat his a$$ but he won the fight.. I never beat him, unless Im off hella redbulls and coffee..lol..

Wusup Vain...

@ royal..Yeah girl, it took 4 days for them to approve my pic..

@PL...You're so freaking silly that if I did have a breathing problem no medicine would ever work!!! OMG I'm still cracking up. That was wrong! But funny as hell! I had some work to do and I jazzed up my site. FINALLY!!!

@UBP...yeah, you have to get on here after hours or early to catch these hoes! The drop in say what they say then *poof* they're gone!

@Shelly...You are on a freaking roll!

@Mocha...Baby funny is funny and Shellly is off the chain. Sorry!

Crystal, MrCBR, RoyalT, Spoonisha, JaylensMommy, Bishop Tee (love the pic), even Rawbreed...what it do ya'll?

Damn I know Jeezy put a hurtin on the Puzzy...(In Jeezys voice..YEEEAAAAHH)

@UBeenPlayed its obvious you can't read didn't I say save your comment so I can read them when I come back. You dirty little [EXPLETIVE]!

Open you mouth like a good little girl and swallow!

@ crys.. [link to external website] then type in whole url [link to external website] The others dont work here either..Only this one works for me..

Vain, RoyalT .....what up yall!

Blax ... I need you teach me how to ghost ride the whip/ bike!...lol

About the Story:

Ummm, okay! MTO, didn't you post a story a while back about her cheating on him with someone else? Now she's pregnant?? This I will have to see for myself. As much as I don't really care for her...I think the child will come out looking pretty darn decent! You'll have to keep us posted MTO...

@ Diva 4 Mark

"What tha hell is a PeriodLicker"

Go to my restaurant in the forums. P'Lickys Bar and Grill and click on the link to the actual story.

To get the full story 9-5 ers be warned.

'Sup errbody. happy thursday!

i see mochad'moleymole and gary coleman are still kickin it pretty tight.

Mocha sweetie, don't let gary play wit your mind like that, you know he can be extra'd out at times. It's just jokes, damn. Don't go makin' a mountain out of a MOLEhill now. :P

P.S. And tell him to stop fartin’ on yo' face 'fo i beat his azz. It’s starting to have that ‘smashed into the windshield one time too many’ look. I'm mad FOR you.

HalfBreed I love your Microphone. Its bleeding. Thats cute.

@Calibaby....Happy Friday Back!!! LOL..ya'll are something today.

*Chilling in the cut eating lunch letting others handle their biz*

n my debo's voice: thats my baby punk!

What Up Everyone!!!!!! VainC CrystalBlue MafiaP ~ wherever she is ROYALTGIRL BisopT MrCBR1000 ~ what it do Pimpin'!!!! Blax Pl ~ U a fool girl, why u do that to TSWL :-) And anyone else I missed ~ that's all I see 4 now (I think :-) Cant's stay long peeps, I'm crazy busy 2day (got 2 new daycare kids) so ya'll hold it down and I'll be back alittle later!!!!!!!!!!! sexycocoa Shellly ~ I see e-beefin' as usual :-)

Oh and the topic: Congrats to them if it's true!!!!!!!

@ Vain

Wait today is Friday?

What are you guys using? Tomorrows Savings Time??

I see you all had too much to drink at that straight folk party yesterday.

@mrcbr what you buying me?? i never got my cut!

Oh Cali_mommy ~ sorry boo didn't see ya! What's good!!!!????

@vain whats good?? i see you on myspace!

I NEVER KNEW U COULD GROW AN EXTRA NIPPLE ON YA 4HEAD DAT BE KINKY AND FREAKY GETTIN ME ALL WET I WOULD SATISFY ALL THREE OF THOSE NIPPLES

@sexycocoa:

OOOOHHH! I love a challenge boo-boo! U wish u had clit that I could get on you [EXPLETIVE] assed slut. With all the operations in the world to turn your dyck into a coochie, u still a man at the end of the day. And by YOUR title I'm assuming you are blogging from prison? Change your title to 'PHAGS R US' cuz it would be more appropriate. In the meantime take your sorry ass to Walgreen's or something and get a MASSENGIL cause yo butthole is stanking up this joint. And if I ever find out that u mess with little boys as your title suggests I will personally see to it that a broomstick is rammed W[SPAM]AY up that ass of yours til it comes out yo throat bytch...but then again you would like that wouldn't you. Don't do me bytch....DO YO MAMA!

@ Crystal - I thought you got your cut? got to watch you!...i got a pimp suit, kane, and a chalice on order for ya!...lol

Hey E Fam..

@VainC...how u doin ma? @MrCbr...Hey U..when do i get to ride wit ya? @blax..that default pic is off the chain 2!

you all are so bad....LOL!!!!!

@UBeenPlayed <<<<<<< what a jacka$$ you want to be accepted so bad you'll do anything. They say jump you say how high! FOOL!

@blax. i am going to check it out now.

@jakey..whats good? sorry i didn't know that was you yesterday you know everyone is suspect!

@ cbr.FOSHO!! Its easy.. never done it, but I know how to do it.. Im no fool.. Im not gonna wreck da benz goin dumb!!! If u can ghost ride the bike..I would truly be amazed yo!<- ;P

Jakey what up!

@mrcbr nope never took it...so i am going to need about $500..wired straight to my account. i need a new coach bag!

I will take my pimp gear as well. have it ready for the next party

@Cali_mommy <<<<<<<<< Catdog are you talking? You mutted out beast! Get a real day jobs, hooking is played out!

@royalt sorry if i didn't say hi! i missed you up there.

@Pl...damn! That's Babe! I meant Thursday but my mind was on Friday! Thanks for bursting that bubble! LOL

WHAT it dooo Jakey! and thanx RoyayT!! :)

@ Blax ... Im nice like that! Ist i gotta shake my dreads........then put my stunna shades on, and Im a ghostride the bike

@ jakey ... I got you girl!

I don't believe it, stop lying MTO.

DAMN MrCBR1000..U getting pimped in this peice?? WOW!!!LMAO!! Im speechless!!!

IF ITS TRUE CONGRATS BUT THAT BABY AIN'T GON BE CUTE

*thanks babe* sorry... Okay it's taking all day to get back on this thread too!

Jakey...what's going on?

RoyalT...I see ya ma! What's up?

Crystal...It's coming together. I have music and everything. You can't tell me nothing now!

Okay...I see there are a few e-beefs going on! I'm chillin' on the side today because everyone is holding their own! This is funny...

PL...Ummm, what did TSWL do? Or is this your tribute?

@crystalb,what u up to girl? @JAKEY..HEY U!!!! hey..sexycoca,cali mommy,ubp... They Crazy in here today!!

@ Vain

That is a tribute to his fabulousness. You know no one has to do anything to inspire me artisticly. None of you accept for ATLeon ever did anything to me

@vain i know girl i see you! i need to work on mine too but i forget when i get home!

HalfBreed I love your Microphone. Its bleeding. Thats cute.

thanks......Now you aint gotta alter it...LOL

@royalt not much chilling.. waiting for my girl to get down here so i can go to lunch and eat! i am starving!

Mafia...are you watching from HQ again? Lusil must be there too!

@Sexy...What's up? Why is Ghetto going off? Maybe I didn't go up high enough? ~sigh~

ROYALTGIRL CAN I LICK YUR ARMPITS

@Cali_mommy <<<<<<<<< Catdog are you talking? You mutted out beast! Get a real day jobs, hooking is played out! ******************************************

I'm sorry, were you talking to me or lookin' in the mirror? jus' wondering cuz if u responding to me then DAMN THAT SHYT WAS WACK AS FUKK!! Stop allowing gary to speak for you please. You know he's a control freak so you betta put yo' third foot down.

U know what tho, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume u were just practicing your speech you plan to give in MoLEtown later on.

Good luck with that boo boo.

@calimomy whats good?

Hey Vain,Jakey Nakey,Royalty.All I know is pay back is a bitch cause I have a nice avatar coming up as soon as it gats off pending status! hehe

So she turned down his marriage proposal, but she'll have his baby? Thats dumb as hell...

Someone get Halfbreeds microphone a pad. Im all out. And dont throw it away. its almost lunchtime.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me or lookin' in the mirror? jus' wondering cuz if u responding to me then DAMN THAT SHYT WAS WACK AS FUKK!! Stop allowing gary to speak for you please. You know he's a control freak so you betta put yo' third foot down.

U know what tho, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume u were just practicing your speech you plan to give in MoLEtown later on.

Good luck with that boo boo. FUNNIEST [EXPLETIVE] I HEARD YET MY COOCH LUV IT WHEN BITCHES TALK GANGSTA

Vain I was thinking the same thing. I havent seen Mafia and Lusil all day. Or have I?

I have no clue who this Ghetto4life loser is but guarantee they is a welfare recipient,living in the projects with piss in the elevator,throwing dirty diapers out the window bitch!Dusty ass broads kill me trying to pull the gay card when they closet dykes themself.I am 1000% straight homey no puzzy eating for me I am strictly dickly hoe.Kiss my natural black ass case you a clit rider like I said before!!

what's good VC,crystal,jakey,sexycocoa,PL,Royal,Blax,UBP,shellly crazy azz. How ya'll doin?

Congrats, and all that. If true,I think all these ladies on here clowning each other needs to chill! Let's have a cook out and chill out!

Kiss my natural black ass case you a clit rider OOOOHHHH DAT SHOULD BE MY THEME SONG RITE DUR LUV IT

@sexycocoa:

Yes it is a bytch(Payback. But ain't nothin' lile the present ... TRICK! You was bubblin' over with words earlier..what happened? Phuck u and yo AVATAR and when my pix gets approved I want u to thank me for posting a picture of one of your favorite family members. In the meantime...wash that thang, I'm tryin 2 eat my lunch! Damn you FOUL! (shaking my head)

what is going on up in here????

Ghetto4life is prolly one of mocha's personal moles...errr friends. notice she said 'someone' told her to come here and she wonder why. mocha had to insure some backup before she came in here swingin. LMAO

damn keisha i thought u was waitin for me?...besides i dont believe this shyt from MTO...they always get me all hyped about something then it turns out ot be a lie..but NO MORE U DEVILS!!!!!NO MORE SHALL I BELIVE UR LIES!...lol...wow i love being high this early...=)

don't believe it.

whats up everybody

Wusup CaliMOMMY?? What part of cali u frm again?

DYKEY4LYFE CUT THE BULLSH*IT CAUSE YOU ARE A CLIT RIDER FOR LIFE YOU LIKE POOM POOM SODOMITE,DYKE BITCH ONCE AGAIN KISS MY ASS CAUSE NO AMOUNT OF AVATARS YOUR BROKE DUTTY ASS PUT UP WILL PHASE ME IN THE LEAST GHETTO WHORE!WHAT ARE YOU EATING FOR LUNCH? MOCHADEFRIGHT'S FISHY PUZZY NASTY ASS REGULAR ASS BUM BITCH!

wusup getitright4, tohonest, and HalfBreed.I dont know yall. But, what it do?

getitright4 Back and looking more delicious than ever

I see molecadlight aka thirdeyeshy, got a lot to say this morning. and she brought friends, how cute.

All i have to say is PL-----whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy??? OMFG LMMFBAO WTF oh god i can't breathe

@ vain

what's up ma??? LuckyS is me the 1 comes in when am on my desk top

HELLO EVERYONE

@Calimommy I was thinking the same thing she got this dingy ass bitch to come on here and try to clown somebody.They probably sharing each other's clothes two big fat rolly pllies sharing and caring awww how sweet! Dumb ignorant [EXPLETIVE]! These mutts need some training cause they have no manners.I will show they asses!

@grimycocoa:

You ARE a man! Let me see your throat bytch. That adam's apple is big as a phuckin' grapefruit. You probably know all about the projects being that "sexy cocoa" sounds like one of the names they give for all the big assed rats in the building. Bytch you jumped 1st. You opened the door to this and now I'm busting out all the mophuckin' windows in this joint. Tell me, when its time for u to shytt I bet there's no strain at all, uh? Ass just WIDE open. Ugh!!! U so nasty!

What up Vain!

hope you having a good one today Ma. **singing "If this world where mine" by Luther V. to her** ------------- Blaxican

what's cracking sexy? **singing "You" by Raheem Devaughn to her** ------------- @Crystal

Hey beautiful **singing "House is not a home" by Luther V. to her. --------- to the rest of the Fam. **singing "Friends...{how many of us have them?}by Whodini to all yall**

working hard today...just letting ya know i was thinking bout yall.

Peace!

what is going on up in here???? --------------- If life throws you lemons, throw em back WATS GOIN ON IS DIS THREAD FULL OF COOCHIE MADNESS AND I'M STIRRIN IN IT CATCHIN THE SWEET SWEET SMELL OF PUSS N ASS IF LIFE THROWS U SUM COOCH THROW IT OVA HERE TO ME U WOULDNT KNOW WAT TO DO WIT IT

*dumb ignorant c/u/n/t/s*

@ Blax .lol...you funny...like we said its crazy!

@ Crystal *counting my money* DAMN girl $500 I aint make by 7...Ok here is what Im gonna do...Im going to save you a trip and send your Coach to you...Look dont pay no mind to that made in CHINA label!! Its new for this season..*wink* lol

@dumbgirl

please, don't address me. do something your good at, like suck a dick.

whattup pl thats a crazy a*s picture....

whattup blaxican you look great just had to let you know

And as far as this story sorry am just not buying it

I call B.S. and even IF true, she is about to get an abortion because she is new to the game, and she would be really stupid to [EXPLETIVE] that up.NEXT!

@sexycocoa

what's good??

Molecadlight and the Molettes tryin to clown this morning.

THIS JUST IN

MTO IS SHUTTING DOWN P'LICKYS BAR N GRILL

TO MAKE ROOM FOR P'LICKYS TITTY BAR. NOTHING BUT THE BEST STRIPPERS. WORKING ON THEM NOW. COMING SOON UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

@plaine_jayne - What a beautiful pic! Excuse me while i use it as an example:

Psst, Mocha, take notes hun! Now, SHE prolly didn't need to do it, but see how her bangs are softly sweeping over one eye and the angle of the shot? She could have a fist on her head, too, but we would never know it. You should try that and maybe you won't get killed on a daily.

Anyway plaine_jayne....girl, you could hide mocha's extra head in those dimples of yours!

atlstud25, ILUV DA AVATAR L BITCHES UNITE YO WE N DIS BITCH STAKIN AND CLAIMIN IF U A L BITCH AND U KNOW IT CLAP UR HAND IF U N DENIAL SPREAD YA LIPS DOWN BELOW AND I WILL LET U KNOW

@[EXPLETIVE]*TY4LYFE NO I DO NOT LIVE IN THE PROJECTS BITCH I AM IN THE NURSING FIELD AND SOME OF MY CLIENTS LIVE IN THE PROJECTS BITCH.I LIVE IN A HOUSE HOE WHICH YOU WOULD NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO LIVE IN BROKE ASS BITCH KISS MY ASS ALREADY STOP STRESSING ME ALREADY.YOU CAN NEVER BE AS BLESSED AS I AM HOE SO PLEASE GO ON THE HIGHWAY AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC DUMB TRICK!

@Lucky...What's up girl? I had to make sure, you know how they are. I was gonna have a chat with her next time...you know how I do. LOL

@Jimmy...what's up luv? And keep on singing me that sweet sweet song. You sure know how to get at a girl

*dumb ignorant c/u/n/t/s* - "sexycocoa"

Do you always talk about ya Mama like that?

No wonder u all phucked up! (umh. umh. umh. shaking my head in disgust)

Blax, I'm in L.A.

@sexycocoa

You in a "FIELD' alright! The only thing you could be nursing is a sore [EXPLETIVE]! What kind of treatment they got for that...uh...nurse(wink-wink!)

@dumbgirl

please, don't address me. do something your good at, like suck a dick. BABY I HAVEN'T SUCKED DICK SINCE I WAS A LIL LASSIE BUT I WOULD GLADLY BRING U OUT DA CLOSET IF DENIAL GOT YUR TONGUE

Wtf? is going on in here? lolololol

~~@600 pounds Dayum!! lol That's the only word for that pic..lmao

What's up tohonest how are you.I tried to be nice but these moles come by the dozens damn next thing you know she gonna bring her whole moley mole clan up in this bitch.It still will not change that Sh*it stain on her face her grill is done off she needs to realize that.Lol

'Sup Bishop.

PERIOD LICKER GOOD LOOKIN HUN WE CAN HAVE AN ALL U CAN EAT SPECIAL U FEEL ME

Why is everyone gettin on Mocha??? There's nothing worng with her mole....STOP all the hate! I guess because MTO provides us with such garbage to read, yall have nothing better to do....Be cool....

~~@ V..Hey babes..I was gonna leave u a comment earlier on the space but you know that ish is ghetto..talkn bout I aint ya friend n ish..

Idk what the hell going on on this thread..but it's funny as fuk! lol

*siting back w/ tea to continue reading post*

@Cali...LMAO!!! LOLOLOL

@Sexy...uuummm sweetie, has ghetto ever seen a picture of you? I'm confused on that one 'cause I don't think we've ever seen one. And hon why the back and forth...you already know what to do.

@TH(tohonest)...what's going on? Almost didn't see you up there!

@Bishop...where you at???

wrong*

Say it isn't so! She should not be allowed to breed and especially not with a RAPPER! I feel sorry for the child if this mess is true.

@dumbgirl

Here what I want you to do. Read this closely, I don't want you to miss anything. Find the nearest bridge to your house, take some rope, tie the rope on any pole on the bridge it's your choice, tie your neck to the other end of the rope, then jump, when you try this let me know what happens okay

~~ Cali what it dewwwwwww?

lol I'm chilln..folks got me over here dyn'..lmao!

sexycocoa:

Bytch I ride by my damn self. Don't take much to smash yo stank ass. Phuck U and all yo buddies and nex time bring a rope and hang yo self, HOE!

@makeover_queen...this has been going on for a while. And for the record (cause you don't know) Mocha started this a while back!

@SHI*TTY4LYFE LOOK BITCH I HAVE ENTERTAINED YOUR SMUT ASS LONG ENOUGH YOU ARE A TIRED,REGULAR ASS PROJECT GHETTO LIFE BITCH.I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE IN DENIAL OF YOUR GHETTO UPBRINGING LOSER!GET LOST!

@sexycocoa

them moles sure have a way of moletiplying don't they. you kill it then three of them show up.

@vain

how you doing?

don't believe this one gots love for both of them though like and got both k. cole cds like jeezy first one that's a classic second one was ok but i bet k.cole got some good(expletive) lol!!

~~@V..

Girl in and out the damn office..two of the CEO's leaving for two weeks..tryna pay these vendors before then..

What the hell goin on up in here..and Poor Mocha Y?

I guess because MTO provides us with such garbage to read, yall have nothing better to do....Be cool.... **************************************************

Yup, that's it! LMAO

THAT'S GOOD IF THEY ARE! MTO..YALL KNOW YALL BE A LIL SHAKY WITH THE STORIES! LOL

SEXYCOCOA:

HOES UP! BUTTHOLES DOWN! I'm outta here pimp but I will be back! In the meantime, you need practice. PEACE!

@Vain I actually did have a few pics of myself up here!

@Bishop...I'm trying to do the damn thing. Got music and all. You can't tell me shyt about it now! LOL About this crap in this tread...it all started yesterday. Mocha & Shelly...then ghetto jumped in for Mocha, then all of a sudden ghetto and sexy going at it!

I'm chilling today...

HOW BOUT WE TIE DA ROPE TO YOU AND ME AND WE COULD MUD WRESTLE TOGETHA WINNER GET THEY COOCH SLOPPED UP. DA LOSER GETS TO DO IT WELL ITS ALL GOOD NO LOSERS N DAT REGARD LETS SHOW EM HOW WE USE 2 DO ME AND U US NEVA PART WE SLIP N SLIDE THE PUSS TILL THEY FART DA DI DA DA

@dumbgirl

LOL

you are really a dumbbitch.

[EXPLETIVE] is [EXPLETIVE] Keep me runnin from the werewolf, owww Howling at the moon on the roof Eh, ah, no, get em Ten [EXPLETIVE] on him, hope god's with him Give me the bat, let me split him I'll have em where the pillow and the casket won't fit him Only reason I did him, he wouldn't fight back Trieed to strike back Left him like that, layin up with the white hat Gettin right back at ya when I snatch ya Up out the grave, nuthin but bones and ashes Hittin [EXPLETIVE] with gashes to the head Straight to the white meat but the street stay red But this girl gave me head for free Cause they see, who i'ma be by like 2003 That [EXPLETIVE] d took it there He thought it was a joke He went through like 20 g's and thought that I was broke, stupid That's what you get for thinkin and eventually Found that's what you get for stinkin Blowin up the spot when you rot Plus if it gets hot they know you dipped For four squared blocks Hit em with the ox to the grill Eh, ah, kill [EXPLETIVE] kill Yet still they don't know i'ma rob who That dog dmx is a muthaf**kin problem

Ok what's going on! Play nice people!

@ Cali..I love LA!! I fequently pay a visit out there to shop!! Its a 4-5 hour drive from where I am.. But I cant stand the traffic!!!:)

@cbr..Damn.. Im glad I know how u get down..;P LMAO!!

@ getitright4..thanx..You too..:)

@dumbgirl

I rather not entertain you, because you really seem to be getting turned on by this.

~~@V..

I know...LOL. I was like awww shucks nah look at V..got her space lookn all G'd the fuk up! lol Yeah I'm chillin today too, back to the old bishop that just OBSEREVED...

and yeah i went up..i see who pretty much got it going..hey gotta pass the day doing something lol.

uhmmmmm...wasn't it just last week that her & floyd mayweather an item?????....thought she was no longer with jeezy???..unless she still giving up that booty?...just saying....if there's any truth to this, wish her luck & happiness would be nice if women nowadays,especially celebs with this weak trend they starting...would be in a monogamous,serious,committed relatinship meaning marriage before getting sperminated...oh well

I'm happy for them

@Sexy...dang! I missed'em. Its going to take MTO forever to approve your new one you already know that!

@Bishop...I'm in and out today! Since I'm doing lunch at the office today thought I check on everyone! This has been an entertaining break...

Of course, I'll be back later and I tend to do my thing. 'Cause you know...*innocent voice* Normally I don't do this (hee, hee)

@VainChick.....gotcha!

@xugarbush...that's the same thing I said! You know how often MTO get their stories right! LOL

you are really a dumbbitch. I PRIDE MYSELF N BEING SUCH THANX

I rather not entertain you, because you really seem to be getting turned on by this. HOW U GO GET DA JUICES FLOWIN BUT NOT FINISH DA JOB DON'T DO A BITCH LIKE DAT DAMN WELL WHO WOULD LIKE 2 FINISH

~~@makeover queen

Ur make-up is nice babes..look like some mac u got there. U did it urself?

I am changing my life around starting today. No more curse words, no more talking about people. I got in all out my system.

@Vain I am not putting mine up right now I got a trick up my sleeve... hee hee. I hope its up by tommorrow!

PLEASE DON'T LET FRANKIE NO WHERE NEAR THAT BABY...PLEASE!

WOW

@dumbgirl

I think you should come to therapy with me.

I'm soooooo happy for them...I love both of them...they are both cute and thank God Jeezy didnt sell out (get rich and get a white girl)!

I am changing my life around starting today. WELCOME TO DA CLUB BABY I KNEW U WOULD CUM AROUND A L BITCH IS WHERE ITS AT NOW U R TRULY TOHONEST *KISSES* :-p

YO HOW COME MISBEHAVIIN AND CONVERSEnORGASM HAVE THE SAME FACE POSE??...LOL

@dumbgirl

Are you sayin that you are changing you like too?????

@ Stale Cocoo No I don’t know ghetto4lyfe but real recognize real. By the way get your $hit get off my Clit!

what up illy?

@makeover_queen...make up is on point gurl!

your life is what I meant

I think you should come to therapy with me. ONLY THERAPY WE NEED IS [EXPLETIVE] POOL YO PUSS BUMPIN MY PUSS I'M DRIPPIN THINKIN BOUT IT

Please do not attack makeover_queen because she calling it how she sees it

@dumbgirl

I'm throwing up think about it. Next therapy session monday at 8:00am. You should be there.

Damn. That baby will be indicted by its 6th b-day.

(knock on wood)

get off my Clit! DAMN CAN I GET ON I WOULD SHOW U AND YUR FRIEND ON YA HEAD A GOOD TIME I PROMISE I LUV THREESOMES

~~Who is attacking make-up queen?

I'm waiting for ol girl to tell me who did her make-up that ish is on point..and I needa know what line that is too. Look like Mac..hmm

NOT TRUE SO DONT GET EXCITED.

"WHAT THE HELL GOIN ON IN HERE?? DID SOMEBODY STATE THEY GONE JACK UP OUR PICS???? THATS SOME REAL JEALOUS [EXPLETIVE]!!!"

@Makeup_Queen...Sweetie, are we attacking you?

I'm throwing up think about it, DON'T WORRY DATS A NATURAL REACTION, U WILL GET USED 2 IT MAMMA WILL INTRODUCE U 2 DA DARKSIDE BECAUSE DA FORCE IS STRONG WIT U

@G23_A_M_G...LMAO!!! That was wrong...but you may be on to something!

@RoyalT...Damn babe, your picture came down real quick! Now you see why we don't put up the real ones. They will always be on our myspace site!

HELL NAW! Probably some years from now but TRUST Keyshia ain't poppin out no baby no time soon!

@VainChick how grown up of you to point fingers when you don't know the situation. Just like a person at the scene of an accident pretending you to know what happened when you weren’t there. I come here to post regularly and Evert time I post a comment here you or your ignorant entourage comes saying something negative about me. I don't even have to post and there you go talking side ways. So don't lie know what you’re talking about. I don't start $hit but I do finish it and I will.

LIE IN THE TRASH CAN!

"I got a trick up my sleeve... hee hee. I hope its up by tommorrow!" - stankycocoa

U say u got a dyck up yo sleeve? Damn u get down like that? Make sure that Booty of yours don't run out, uh! What.....oh you said TRICK, my bad.

That's right beeetch I'm back for round 2. I don't know Mocha but I like how she defends her self from being "gang-raped"!

I didn't start this shytt but I will not REST till I finish it with Sexy Cocoa because you jumped at me 1st. Just a note...people who are always talking about the "projects" are usually from the "projects". For you to not have lived there "stanky booty", you sho know an awful lot about it. I'm not on anyone's side and I would suggest to the 2 white boys (tohonest) that U mind yours cuz u 5 minutes away from a "cyber-driveby". Get it? Got it? GOOD!

Oh Lawd hammercy, This is not the greatest news, sure dey both ugly azz hell. The baby is gonna be just azz ugly as dey are!! Poor thang!! Lawd please make that baby pretty!!

@dumdgirl

What's not natural is two clits rubbing together. Were you molested as a child??? Did momma touch you the wrong way. You poor thing. Your first therapy session will be on me(not on top of me like your imaginig)

Please do not attack makeover_queen because she calling it how she sees it ******************************************

Dayum, can you even read or is lil man overshadowing yo' view? Ain't nobody attackin' her. Don't you see the props she's getting about her make-up?

Guess a person who never gets props wouldn't recognize one if it smacked them in the fo'head, huh!

DATS WATS UP MOCHA U BRING YA MAMMA ON TO PROTECT U I C DA RESEMBLANCE TELL HER TO TONE DOWN DA MAKE UP THOUGH IT MAKE HER LOOK A LITTLE DRAG QUEENISH I LIKE MY BITCHES LOOKIN LIKE REAL FEMALES

Just tell the truth you don't know what to do with your time. You have too much time on your hands, so to boost your own ego you try and tear me down! But obviously it won't work but your head so thick you just don't get it.

@dumdgirl

I thought you were going to be more positive???

Now, now Mocha! Let's try to stay in our lane. As you noticed I haven't said anything to your behind so let's try to keep it that way. You have enough problems sweetie! Stick to those who said something about you. But if you need to feel free to check my record sweetie...I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU! Not then not now...this isn't my fight! But it's cool. Right now I'm gonna let you vent...get it all out of your system! Regroup and get back in the game...

I hope this is a lie. These girls, Keyshia and Fantasia, need to go on with their careers and don't worry about having any unplanned children.

@jimmy whats good?

@mrcbr please homeboy i counted $5000 run that purse!

@illy whats good!

they are going to have such a cute baby. A lil young jeezy the second. ah..hhh

was good blaxy?? u still think freeway a top notch rapper??

@VainC...yes ma im puttin up a new one! they know who i be!! im just laffin at getalife, callin evryone out..just for laffin!? stand yo own....

@ubp.. Is one funny mofo!

@tohonest..hey U!

@bishopt...whas up ma?.that aint Mac thats lo jac.

~~ oKAYYYYYYY

I'm lost about the beef..whatevr not even worth the time..

I WAS MOLESTED BY YO DADDY, MAY HE ROT FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE NUT I'M GLAD HE DID OPENED MY EYES TO DA TRUTH

@blax i tried that proxy and its in duetsch??? do i have to change something?

~~@RoyalT..hey pretty lady what's good? U serious of foreal that's the name of the PRODUCT *Lo jac*..a bytch Engagement party is comming up and I gotta look FLY-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yyyyy!

@royalt

whats good? that was kind of funny (lo jac) let me find out you got jokes.

MochaDLight

In case you havent realised. Its all fun and games. Its MTO-itis. We all suffer from it. From the time we log on to read these contaminated stories.

Its all in good fun. Thats why 90% of the Bloggers use fakes pics. Kudos to you for being brave Moleisha. After the dust settles you too will be a member of the crew LOL. You holdin your own.

@royalt thats why i changed my pic! for those who matter and care they know where to find me!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but ummmm you're doing more posting on here than me today. Hey, I could be wrong (again like you tried to point out) but I doubt that! It's okay...vent sweetie, vent! Breath...let go...relase!

I'll keep looking for the point you're tying to make. Now get back in the game....GO!

Oh, well...not worth my time!

@Illy...what it do babe?

@dumbgirl

that's funny, i dont have a daddy, did you mean you were molested by big daddy aka your daddy????

@pl you are killing me today

@vain

i'm proud of you girl, stay positivie.

@PL...can we say E-VICTIM. When it is no longer jokes and fun for them. You see me doing the two-step around this mess! LOLOLOLOL...that's all I have to say about it!

Hello e-friends!! Busy, busy, busy....so I'm just dropping by to say "WHAT UP!" Missed you guys and I'll be back tomorrow at full steam.

Period - hilarious!! Shyt made my day, LOL!!

Anyhow, Mzzfly said the the MTO ladies are fierce AND SHE AINT EVA LIED!! Dayum is all I can say to all of y'all!!!

I thought you were going to be more positive??? 4 U I WILL I WILL ITS MY TIME ANY HOO MY BABY JUST CAME IN LOOKIN ALL SEXY 4 MAMMA.... MMM MMMM MMMM U GIRLS MAKE SURE 2 KEEP DA COOCH FRESH U NEVA KNOW WHEN I WILL PAY U A VISIT

@tohonest...Only and I mean ONLY because we've never had anything to say to each other. Hopefully I won't be pulled into this mess...

I'm trying to two-step around it! You know me!

@dumbgirl

bye with your crazy ass, I mean self.

LOL @ Moleisha!!!

Mocha conserve your energy to everyone doing the real clowing. I only giggled...but somehow you'll find a way to target me.

Anyhow...I want to mention all the ladies, but I ain't got time! y'all know who you are! You guys literally make my day everyday!!

@BISHOPT..U A BEAUTY! U DONT NEED NUFFIN!! BUT MAC IS THE BEST!

@TOHONESt- Im not funny i just say what i think.

@the fam- everyone body takin it out on us just for laffin!!

@vain

goin and two step!

I got work to do, stay cool. I'll be back later.

peace!

@Lusil...what's going on girl? I've had my extended lunch break and I'll be getting back at it to. I had to address a few things, but hopefully all is well!

@dumbgirl:

I shouldn't even respond to you cuz your name just speaks volumes. But phuck that....you want summa me? You should really consider taking that pic down cuz u look like you ride that little school bus and wear a helmet....beeotch! How did you get in this, anyway. That's what I'm talking about...gang-rape! Bitch quit co-signing and go get a life and while you at it ...hurry up and grow so that body can catch up to that big assed head! TRAMP!

@lusil thanks for the comment... youre gorgeous too!!!

~~@ RoyalT U a mess girl!! Lmao! My BLONDE ass talkn bout oh foreal is that real? ctfu! Thx babes..but you know I STILL GOTS TO BE THE FLYEST BYTCH AT MY PARTY. So yeah I'ma have to fuk w/ the mac.

I wish U, V, Crystal, Mafia, cali, weedn were able to come..gonna be a GOOD ONE...hehe

@ Bishop and Blaxican....thanks for the compliments!!!

Bishop....It's Mary Kay (wouldn't have it any other way...lol)....MAC is cool I guess, I've never used it....

@bishop... go where?

IIts just one them days, that girl goes through when I'm angry inside I just want to take it out on you! NO E-Victims here just tired of keeping quite when everybody else has so much to say!

VainChick I never said you said something about me but what I did say was that you didn't know the situation while you’re over there pointing finger like you know.

Anyways I had fun today but its time to move on .

HAVE A GREAT DAY

She said she wouldn't have a baby if she wasnt't married so we'll see.

They'll either get married or She'll 'you kno wat'

Or maybe she's not even pregnant cuz this is MTO

@Bishop...aaawww man! You're having a party for real? And in Miami...oh lawd! Let me get on line and check out plane tickets *trailing off*

Go Key Key!!!!

~~@ Make-overqueen

Oh yeah Mary Kay? I would have never guessed. Very Nice though and ur welcome babes..

~~@ Crystal..I'm having my engagement Party at Cage Iguana's in Miami next month to be specific April 11th...yall seem real cool. The one's that are on MYSPACE. Plus alllll my single ppl's will be there!hehe

@Mocha...Girl, you have a GREAT day too! Remember honey...BREATH & RELEASE! The shyt works! Do what we do...most of the times I try not to say anything back. Yes, it's hard sometimes but I realized when you don't argue back it takes their steam away. Think about...not being funny just sharing what works for me!

Have a good one!

Her ish gonna be torn up tryna push out a baby with a head like Jeezy is gonna give it

cblue wassup babygirl?

I love MAC! i make my parents get me gift certificates there for my birthday and Christmas..it gets kinda costly

dANG jEEZY bEAT mE tO iT !

@Bishop...I'm really starting to dislike you!!! Allll your single Friends??? Awww man, eye candy. Can't touch I can only look....~big azz Sigh~

Wait...ENGAGEMENT! *screeeech (hitting the brakes)* Um, since when? Dang girl, do the damn thing! CONGRATULATIONS

@bishopt..dang thats gonna be NICE! ami is so beautiful!! i wish i could attend....(pss.i told u that was nt mac..that was Low Budget Jack!lol!)

Mochadelight., i was rooting for you, you didnt stand up for yourself! i had to battle, we all had a battle. but for someone to blame others for letting someone else bag on them aint fair. so i do apologize if my fam hurt your feelings. no harm intended.

now...whats next???

Verse 1: The harsh realities of life is takin' toll For even Jesus Christ forsake my soul Please tell me the price to pay to make it home Take control, I'm makin' doe, but not enough to blow J O's, they lust my flows, but A-yo I don't trust a soul, I know I need to These evil streets will meet you Halfway than eat you, alive Tryin' to survive illegal, I leave you lost Bounce you on the cross, rip you like a horse Sacrifice your life to a higher force Than I stomp your corpse, it's the Bronx of course Recognize the accent, one of the last livin' still in action General assassin', catchin' an erect, blastin' any tech Smashin' any chest, passin' any test Charles Manson in the flesh, any last requests Before ya meet your maker, so would your reaper wake up Shakin' up a storm, like Anita Baker I'll take ya straight to hell and fill your heart with hate, Incarcerate your fate in Satan's fiery lake Than I lock the gate, make no mistake The [EXPLETIVE] Is Real as Joe, we follow the killers code One be comin' for you, tell me, where do you go? Nowhere to run, hide or find you In silence you scream and even if you kill me I'll still be in your [EXPLETIVE]' dreams

Hook: You ain't a killer, you still learnin' how to walk From New York to Cali all the real [EXPLETIVE] carry chalk Mark you for death, won't even talk that East and West crap Fool watch the Lefrak, It ain't where you're from it's where's your gat

Verse 2: You made a grave mistake, shouldn't of come here You changed your fate, your brains will make a debut on the table When I raise the stakes, the pain is great But only for a second, is starts strong your lesson Just when your restin' The Armaggedon set in, left him with so much stress (B.S.) Left him with no regrets (yes) Welcome to hell son, the threshold of death Face the serpent, I blaze your person You get laced for certain Even Jakes don't trace the work So close the curtain, I'm hurtin', head severely Really tryin' to bring the pain There's nothing more satisfying then when you cryin' screamin' my name It's not a game, it's Purple Rain Floods and blood stains, Big Puns my thugs name Bustin' my gun, that's my love thang Slit the jug vein, snatch your Adam's apple John Madden tackle your corpse Then hoist it on the cross at the Tabernackle That'll have to hurt, I'll work your body till it burst Then curse through vida, like a brujeria verse, I'm worse than anything you ever been through Sick in the head and mental, essentially meant to be the sould threat in mental When you awaken, your manhood will be taken Fakin like you Satan, when I'm the rhymin' abomination

Hook (X2)

Verse 3: It's hard to analize, which guys is spies Be advised people, we recognized who lies It's all in the eyes chico We read 'em and see 'em for what they are Thieves in undercover cars, takin' my picture like I'm a [EXPLETIVE]' star I'm up to par, my game is in a smash Stash a million in the stash Passport with the gas , first name and last Ask anybody if my men are rowdy Give me the mini shottie, I body a [EXPLETIVE] for a penny probably Im obligated to anything, if it's crime related If it shine I'll take it, sill in my prime and I finally made it I hate the fact that I'm the last addition Probably a stash magician, could of went to college and been a mathematician Bad decisions kept me out the game Now I'm strickly out for cream, doin' things to fiends I doubt you'll ever dream, my teams the meanest thing you ever seen Measured by the heavens Kings, down to the devils mezzanine I never scream so loud, I'm proud to be alive Most heads died by 25, or catch a quick 3 to 5 So be advised, the streets is full of surprises It's not what crews the livest, when the survivors who's the wisest

~~@ V lol aww babes wish yall could come on the real..I have No and i mean NO FEMALE HOMIES. The chicks you see me with are all fam! Shyttt I'm the oldest of 5 girls...

U wanna come get on my couch ? lol

@ Lusil1976 sweetie I haven't thought about you sense our last run in why do you think I want to tear you apart. I'm all about building people up! God don't like ugly, I don't have issues with anyone on here to be honest! Just retaliating

Keyshia and her baby will be teething together

@ You should really consider taking that pic down cuz u look like you ride that little school bus and wear a helmet....beeotch! -------------------------------------------------- BLAHAHAHAA LMAO!

@bishop congrats!!! I dont mess with females either. i just like to mind my own. Aww....well have fun without me! I wish i could go

@ Crystal hold up homie, cant let you jack me like that...theres got to be a comprimise

@Mocha...and this is the best place to do that! No lie! It's all in the name of fun.

Real Talk: I have a question...and be totally honest! A few of us have experienced this type of abuse...As much as you and Shelly (or anyone for that matter) have been going at each other would you ever bring someone's kids into the beef? I ask because I believe that is crossing the line. Yeah, we get on here and go back and forth...but really, would you bring kids into this mess?

Real talk...

look at you illy what else you got?

~~@Royalt @bishopt..dang thats gonna be NICE! ami is so beautiful!! i wish i could attend....(pss.i told u that was nt mac..that was Low Budget Jack!lol!) ***********************************************

Lmao u a serious mess..I hope it's nice too. I don't wanna have to take off my heels and stab a bytch in the eye...and yes lamo..I got it Lo jac..crazy ass girl..lol.

@~~Crystal..Ya feel me? Females at times be to sneaky and most times in the back of they head they aint happy for you, cause it aint them. That's why I do hang w/ dudes more. Thx for the Congrtas though ma..and I wish yall was there to REAL TALK..you, V, and Royalt are pretty ( oh did I mention I don't like hagn w/ ugly ppl) so that would have been perfect!! =-(

@crystalb- lol..females..me either!... cause we fly.. no lie.... and u know this!!! ballin..(beauties)!!

@Bishop...And see, when I take you up on that coach offer you gonna be looking at me like I'm crazy! LOL I need to take a trip somewhere... *I'm thinking , I'm thinking...*

@mrcbr you getting out of line... where is my baby powder! you keep the money...run that purse!

@ VainChick Talking about somebody's kid is the quickies way to get a beat down. I don't have kids but from what I've heard. Oh and telling them how to raise their kids will get your front teeth knocked out!

AAAAWWWWWW Tee, Tee! LOLOLOL Thanks girl! On the real I wish I could be there. I already know how you do! I know we would have a blast hangin' with your crazy azz! I can picture it now...Lawd have mercy!

~~@ V..foreal though the issue would be that my keeping my man's homie away from you! They always in damn flocks n ish! V it aint that bad for u ..u in tally. Poor Crystal way in the Chi..

Shytt grab one of ur homies and be like we out for the weekend..friday night yall be at the club w/ us..and the rest of the weekend just chill n maybe bet some fire ass zoe head..lololol I'm just sayn'..

*homies*

oh and get some fire ass zoe head..lolol

Believe it when I see it,but if this is true..Congratulations is in order...Welcome to Motherhood Keysh!

@bishop & royalt oh i know all too well i never understood why people cant just be happy for people and a majority of the time the ones hating are the ones who have nothing! people that have some type of achievement can appreciate anothers success

@ Crystal LMAO LMAO you crazy!

@Bishop_Tee You in MIA, its going down this weekend it Tampa, WILD SLASH! Grind Mode Treal J Holiday Baby Bash Shawty Lo 2 Pistols Flo Rida Trina PitBull Beenie Man Rick Ross Wyclef

I'm going to be in Tampa this weekend!!!! Where at in Tampa? Don't hold back...

~@Crystal @bishop & royalt oh i know all too well i never understood why people cant just be happy for people and a majority of the time the ones hating are the ones who have nothing! people that have some type of achievement can appreciate anothers success ************************************************

It takes so much more energy to be Jealous, Fake, and Sneaky. I'm not a good lier, I can't keep 'em str-8...lol. I just like to have fun..bytch's be so worried about hatn on others they don't ENJOY themselves or LYFE for that matter..

@bishop i sure am all the way over here!!!! well i cant complain i am going to cancun next thursday so i will be ok. Have a drink for me!

@Shellly...OMG! LOLOLOL that girl is gonna push you down!

@Bishop/Crystal/Royal...have you seen Shelly's new picture?

~@ Mocha

Oh yeah!!!? Dayum!! I wanna go too V ( in my lil girl voice) Fukn wedding planner got my ass on a budget. Told her I need my hair donw..and it would be $65-$70. Chick gave my ass $32.50 and said get a wig! wtf? WEDDINGS FUKN EXPENSIVE!

Well some damn body go..@~~mocha u goin out there ma?

Ford Amphitheatre when I tell you everybody in Tampa, Clearwater, St. Pete, Largo, Polk County, & Pinellas County will be there!

ooh bishopt..i see you looking pretty with a flower in your hair...(u know imma semi stylist)! lol..with a pretty dress on and some killer azz shoes!!

congrats!!!

I just might go..i got a hottie out in Miami anyway..pimpin all over the world!!!

@calimommy u wanna go girl we both in L.A.? (:

Oh Lawwwd, why did i know she was gonna say Mary Kay aka Scary Kay?

Girl, u too young and pretty to be wearing that ol' lady hick makeup and followin' a cult like that where most of the product never even see an end user. Just a bunch of frontloading and then they find another victim to frontload to and so on and so on just so they can win some cheap azz $2 trinket and that ugly azz pink cadillac. They don't train on how to actually sell it for shyt, but will pester the shyt outta people, telling them how sharp they look and offering to give them a make over but can't touch yo' face (u gotta do it yourself) cuz they're not certified but it doesn't matter cuz all they gonna do is try to recruit yo azz and teach you how to work another the same way YOU got worked anyway. It's all smoke and mirrors with that biotch scary kay! *sigh* The basements of Mary Kay consultants around the country are pissed!

Jus' sayin'...

*whew, don't get me started on that wanna be business venture and makin me post links on how twisted that bullshyt company is. Ain't nothing but a MLM*

yeah right www.myspace.com/mscreative101

~~Sorry bout all the post MTO is tripn..

~~@ V yeah I saw shelly pic..lol. smh aint that enchdyme pic?

mocha, you going?

Yes I will be there, I brought my outfit like a month ago! I

@Bishop...ROFLMAO! Your wedding planner off the chain!!! MTO servers messing up on you I see!!!

@Mocha...I'm putting this in my phone calendar RIGHT NOW...well, as soon as you tell me when and what time. LOL

@ makeoverqueen.. I concur w/ blax and bishop- your makeup is on it. Love the eyes... Go girl.

COLEJEEZY celeb couple like WILLJADA. Wishing them a healthy happy child! GOD Bless you all!

what about the wart? what's it gonna wear?

whats good yo

just stopping thru to invite ya'll to a lil show down hee hee hee

just so ya'll can peep how sbs gets down!!

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~~@ RoyalT..

OMG!! Y hit that ish right on the head ma! I don't want a over done dress..and I did want a flower of flowers in my hair! look at youuuuu lol.

Thx Crystal, and Royalt.. shyttt I'ma have drinks for all my girls..thank god they giving us two complimentary nights at the resort as part of it! I'm gone be a lil gone..lol

@Bishop...yeah! LOLOL the one Shelly said look like a penny waiting for change or someshty like that! LOL

@Jayne...Love the new picture! I'm sooo jealous I have to get some other pictures on my site. All I have are work photos!

@Shelly...Ms. Dime is gonna push you down! LOL

@Ummm Mocha! Info, info...I need to be there! My lil cousin is celebrating her 26th bday

@ Shelly O I forgot about the wart! I might have to get her a swimsuit, I don't want her to feel left Out you know. Good looking out Shelly!

@OBX...What's good Ma? I don't know...we were told that us Main Thread Flunkies aren't welcome to ever go into or create a forum. LOL But who are ya'll beefing with? We know how you do?

H[SPAM]OOOOOLD UPPPPPPPPPP, WAIT A MINUTE!!

LOL

GOOD AFTERNOON FAM!

GOOD AFTERNOON ROOM!

Just poppin in for a hot min, what's up ladies and gents?

@VainC..no i havent where is it..im ready to laff some more..we gettin to mushy!!

where mafia P??

@BishopT..dang..somebody come pick me up. im scared to fly now! ooh u r so rite about some females!! even chicks in yo fam..got watch em!

@ Vainchick Ford Amphitheatre when I tell you everybody in Tampa, Clearwater, St. Pete, Largo, Polk County, & Pinellas County will be there! This the website for tickets they supper cheap! [link to external website]

Crystal, Vain, Bishop, Blax, Illy, Shelly, RoyalT, Cali ..its a bunch of yall in here..lol

you all have a wonderful rest of the day. i have a report to do.

see you guys later or tomorrow.

@vain...no i am going to scroll up! she is a nut! @mrcbr i am watching you!

@ Bishop_T

CONGRATULATIONS to you best of luck

@plaine and myzflyy whats going on

@BishopT.. do know any peeps wit last name Ham?? ***i meant family...theres a difference...we the FAM. like your own flesh. they even do [EXPLETIVE] to make u go "HMMMM"??

cRYSTALb- I got family in the chi town!

@shellly hahahhah i thought that was the other girl the whole time... you snapped! mto must be staffed today they finally approved my pic after a week

Best of luck to Keysh and Jeez!! Wow...what will their baby look like??

VainChick Flag post @OBX...What's good Ma? I don't know...we were told that us Main Thread Flunkies aren't welcome to ever go into or create a forum. LOL But who are ya'll beefing with? We know how you do? **************************************8

man who said that shiit?? fuk that vain you come in cn whenever the fuk you want! copy and paste that link and come see some comedy! guaranteed to make you pee your pants!!

ps.. oh i'm getting at thinho hee hee hee come see

Crystal, not much girl came home to change my son because he spilled juice on his shirt (again). lol

@Mocha....Thank you very much! I might see you there!

@Crystal...what's up? Who's a nut? Girl, what I miss???

@Shelly...Take it easy! Chat tomorrow. You never did say anything about that young man of yours! LOL

@MyzFlyyy...Hey Chica! I was not expecting to see you on here today! Don't you have some last minute things to do? Don't get me wrong I don't want you to go...just looking out for ya!

Vain, oh trust me. This is just a cyber quickie. LOL. I'm actually working off of a list today and I still have 16 more things. YES, 16!! 16 girl!!! But I've been out the house since 7 this morning, this is the second time I've been back. Tired as hell

oh btw hi to the main thread fam!!

@royalt for real where? when you come up next time hit me up we can go out and kick it

@MZFLYY-hey u where u been planning that bomb wedding?

@plain-Jane..i like yo new pic!

BishopT...well let me know if u need me to send anything!!!

@vainC..oh my god. she got that naked lady pic..LoL!!! i swear shellly is off the chain..her butt is crazyfunny!

@shellly-shell, now u know its time to leave mocha alone..she been thru enuff torture.time to find a new victim..(ooh i hope it wont be my azz)..cause she good!! lmao!

~~@ Hey MzFly what's popn' wit ya ?

~~@ Royalt.. about watchn feamles even the one's in my fam! Uhmm I have my conceled weapons permit for a 38, and a z-teck 300,000 volt taser. It's one thing to be a disrespectful bytch..but the women in my fam no better! Don't [EXPLETIVE] w/ TEE..they know.

~~@ V yeah she is off the chain my planner..but hey she doing what I asked her to do! I do miss my debit card though..lol

~~@ Luckyyyy THX!!! ur a sweetie..

RoyalT - OKAY! Had to make final trips today to make sure everything is up to par..walked out the house in a ponytail this morning in case I had to slap a b*tch, wanted to be good and ready..lmao

congratulations...hope da baby look lyke keshia cole

wow wow woo @ Shelly nice! very nice! Had to say it twice (in Otis voice from Martin) LOL

Okay, gotta go yall.. talk to you later.. have a good one! BYE FAM.. hold it down!

@Bishop...LMAO! You better do what she says! When is the wedding? Or have you already said?

@MyzFlyy...16??? Just like your age, huh? LMAO Poor thing...only a few more days! Hang in there!

@Royal...Okay K K! They approved that picture with the quickness! MTO trying to come up!

@OBX...I'm gonna go check it out! And thank you for welcoming us with open arms!

@Rawbreed...uuum sweetie! Before she jumps all over you...she jacked that picture from someone else to make fun of her! FYI

@Pete...damn! they approving pictures left and right!

@Jayne...girl I really do like that picture! Get it girl!

@obx whats good

@vain...shelly with that pic!

Bye MyzFlyy!!! :( We'll talk to you later. I need to find a wedding card to send via email!

@VainC..now they can mess that one up..lol!!

@bishopt..ohh i went thru it wit family member..i feel ya on the disrespect level!!!

crystalb..i shall, but u should hit me up when u come out to LA!

PISSED!! Shes breeding for that Cone Head supposed to be Gangsta!!! i guess better that than a White guy ay?!

~~@V..pretty much everything revolves around that date Aprill 11th..that's they day we met..so at the party that will be four years for us..and then April 11, 2009..is the wedding..and 5yrs for us. I'll do what she says..hehe. she can have the card..i got my lil side hustals she don't know!! any one need a Dereon dress or baby phat dress see my EBay store! lmao!

~~@ Planejane Hey miss..hou you doin? Very pretty pic..lets' hope PL don't destroy it! lol

~~@RoyalT..thx ma for the offer..I do need one thing uhm can u ship his moms away..like not far. Maybe like CHINA or something..lol

bye myzflyy remember count to 10 when youre getting annoyed!

LMAO @ Bishop...You better sell those dresses girl. Okay, now how much we talking...

@Royal...I wouldn't put anything pass PL. She'll throw somebody on top of those bottles and make it rain! You know how she do! LOL

@Crystal...LOLOLOLOL I can't wait for Ms Dime to see it. Lawd, she's gonna do a double take for sure!

I'm getting ready to get up out of here in a while...I'm gonna go check on OBX real quick and get my laugh on!

~~@Plane @ Bishop_Tee- when's the big day? I'm doin my own dayum wedding for 3000. I already bought my dress for 150 on Ebay!! What are you colors? Mine are Pink and Orange!! ********************************************** Aprill 11 09..gave our selves plenty of time ya feel me. Your dress sounds pretty, unique..i can't even front them some COLORS girl! lol But do u ma, takes a bold woman to pull that off. I have no dress yet, I don't want anything to fancy and lacy! they all look so stupid to me..lol

and girl ebay ish my ish..I got a store on there Ebony_Flavores..u took a chance getn the dress from there. Did it come okay? when are u getn married?

@royalt i want to go to la this year i got some shopping i wanna do!

@Jayne...Hey now, I just took a few more here. LMAO...if only I can remember to do it at home. I'm in to my James Patterson & J.D. Robb novels to remember anything like that!

@ Plaine_jayne whats good!...you didnt have to get o-dog on me...lol...

@ crystal ...i feel you watching..lol..Im bout to call Chris and Snoop..lol

~@V girl u laughing that shy be saving my ass! lol I got a few dresses on there that damn House of Dereon Dress I wanted to keep 'em all..but my ass aint fine enough YET!

if u get on just put in Ebony_Flavores u'll see my pic and all..

@vain i thought it was mrs dime the whole time. i had to double take like no shelly didn't!

~~@Plane @Bishop_T- U SELL ON EBAY TOO??? SO DO I!!! I BUY ISH FROM THE THRIFT STORE FOR 99 CENTS AND SELL FOR 40 AND 50 DOLLARS EACH....FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU ADD THE WORDS VINTAGE, OR RETRO..IT'S BETTER THAN SAYIN "OLD AZ HEYOLL"!! LOL ********************************************

Yeah u a hustla..lmao! It's all about the wording lol. Me I buy whole sale and re-sale it RETAIL discounted. U needa hit me up on there too..don't be tryna hustle a hustla though. hehe

@bishopT..stop it..lol..do like tameka did..usher's wife..she checked the ex.gf and told usher..im yo new momma now!..she made his moma get her a man and they all got married!!!

but forreal..just try to love her!

@mrcbr snoop is dead! i still haven't seen the last episode its really annoying me too!

~~@ Plane @BISHOP- GONE GIRL!!! I LOVE THE WHITE AND GOLD DRESS!! ********************************************8 Aww Thx ma..I wanted to keep that ish so baddddd! My man was like baby NO..NOOOOOOO! Bad. Clothes and accessories are my thang! I love dressing ppl up! U should see what I'm wearing to my party grrrrrrrrr! SXC!! lol

~~@ RoyalT

You right and I have no choice, she's cooler now than before. She though I was Haitian, and even though she is she does not want her son dating zoes PEROID! When she found out I was born here she eased up a lil..his dad is cool..he's from St. Elizabeth Jaimica..feel me up everytime he hug me! hmmm maybe that's another reason she beefn w/ me huh..? lol

AT LEAST HE IS BLACK.

I LOVE BLACK COUPLES.

~~@ Plane I know just messn w/ ya where are u getn married?

@Bishop...girl no I'm not laughing do what you got to do, ain't even mad at that. I'm getting ready to check it out right now...LOLOL.

~~@Plane!!

OMG!!! I'm having my ish by a lake too!! It's at The Grand Plams Resort the lake is huge in the back beautiful back drop having it right at sunset...then we having the recp in the grand ball room which is like 3 steps away. They included pretty much everything minus. Video/pictures center pieces, the dj, and favors. for 100 guest a lil over 7stacks..four course meal..4hr open bar...

Ur colors sound so bold and pretty..i saw one done like that on the knot.com! Girl my planner first quater set me up w/ that site. My colors are Gold and White ( he picked 'em) lol

Congrtas ma! I hope all goes well for u on that day.

AWWW TH3Y BABi W0ULD L00K S000 CUT3.

CUZ A UGLY P3RS0N AND PR3TTY P3RS0N MAK3Sz A B3AUTiFUL BABi.

Congrats

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I see MTO server is down with the Womp Womp Virus

LOL I don't believe this...I think Keyshia is way too career-driven...

i didnt know they got back together. i dont know if this is true but if she is pregnant best wishes to her and jeezy.

PLLLLLLL

diz gal is on fiiiiire i'm realy starting 2 like wompwomp her posts be very funny and real

wompwomp Flag post sexycocoa Flag post What's up to my e-fam.I just want to put yall on to E-thug he should not be trusted anymore because he was speaking to the enemy late last night sugarfugly.. he had the audacity to compliment it too he should not be apart of the fam his loyalty is questionable.Check out the Will and Jada thread.Sugarfugly and wimp wimp was talking mad sh*it to! -----------------------------------------------

READ THIS PUPPET MESSAGE AGAIN! SMH!

HAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

AND YOU SEE WHY I KNOW THAT YA ARE LOSERS!

THIS UGLY SCUM SAID:

"he should not be trusted anymore because he was speaking to the enemy late last night sugarfugly"

HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA ONCE AGAIN, ANOTHER LOSER THAT'S IN TOO DEEP! I THOUGHT GAYLINK WAS IN A CLASS BY HIMSELF...GUESS NOT!

"he should not be apart of the fam"

HELLOOOOOOO, COME BACK TO REALITY, RETARD! THIS IS A B-L-O-G ON THE I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T

Y-O-U- DO NOT KNOW THESE PEOPLE FOREAL T-H-E-Y ARE NOT REALLY YOUR F-A-M-I-L-Y

WAS THAT SLOW ENOUGH FOR YOU RETARD? HAHA HAHA HAHA

I LOVE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF "GROWN" 30+ AND 40+ YEAR OLD IDIOTIC LOSERS!

OH MAN, I LOVE MAKING YOU FOOLS CONTRADICT YOURSELVES

HAHA THIS IS TOO EASY!

YA DIG YA OWN HOLE I'M JUST THE ONE THAT PUSH YA IN IT!

GET IT? LOL PROBABLY DON'T. RETARDS!

Spoonisha what you doin up girl?

I hear Wompsquitos *swat swat*

Like they always say.... time will tell!

I thought they were over, guess not. If its true Congrats Keyshia!

OK so they been fukkin all this time they said they broke up? hmmmmmm.....that essence article was fake then when she put him on blast. oh well, congrats!!! i hope it looks like her.

PEACE,FROM THE BAY!

CONGRATS.

COME VIBE;MYSPACE.COM/KINSNSPACE KiN CAMELL@IMEEM.COM

so this whoreump whoreump/guess says that shim is mind fukking the fam! the nearest thing to that thats going on is you getting skulled fukked! i told you that you are a whore and that will never change..yes we are 30 + year olds and what bitch? why you want to be the only senior citizen in the mix? get your bengay using ass up outta here you skunt!

i tell you this whore's brother wrote a song about shim, his name is i-wayne and ever since he made this song the little harlot just wont sit still..you are too stressed to be blessed whore,now go sing along to your life story prostitute!

I-WAYNE LYRICS

Can't Satisfy Her

[Verse 1:]

Seh she flirt wid her boyfriend bredren, him have money and bling so she go to bed wid him Catch disease now it started spreading she start to seek penicillin, she's dying Mercy please her life she begging, when she here to da morgue she heading Seh she broke out at di age of seven she dancing before she reach eleven

[Chorus:]

One man can't satisfy her She needs more wood for da fire Sex price getting higher, ah more money she require House, car , and land she desire so from di prostitution work she won't retire Flames and fireee, sun is cool burn di flesh, seller, and the fire

[Verse 2:]

Seh she want ah man to take her to da movies Then another set to buy her pearls and rubies Seh she nuh care bout cuts and bruises, dats jus da way she chooses Seh she needs har man fi bring autumn summer winter spring cash, carnival, splash and sting cash New hair style, nails and bling cash, she's doing business just bring cash

[Chorus:]

One man can't satisfy her She needs more wood for da fire Sex price getting higher, ah more money she require House, car , and land she desire so from di prostitution work she won't retire Flames and fireee, burn the sex seller and the fire

[Verse 3:]

Seh she buy har bleaching cream fi get well brown Plus har chicken pill so she well round, seh she ready fi try di L zone Seh she sex wid pager and cell phone She nuh know di math, english, or di spelling so fine All she know morning or evening or selling time See it now look what happen, soft like ah cotton, flesh start to rotten

[Chorus:]

One man can't satisfy her She needs more wood for da fire The sex price getting higher, ah more money she require House, car, and land she desire so from di prostitution work she won't retire Flames and fireee, burn the sex seller and the fire

[Verse 4:]

Seh she nuh care, a could har bwoyfren bredren him have money and bling bling so she go bed wid him Ketch disease see it deh now it started spreading she start to seek penincillin cuz shes dying Mercy please har life she begging, when she hear to da morgue she heading Seh she bruk out at di age of seven, she strip dancing, and she just eleven

[Chorus:]

jr youre a bully you need to quit pickin on folks

MTO full of [EXPLETIVE]

you are so inlove with me huh bitch? i knew you were going to try after blaxican yesterday,lmao! your love for me is soooooooo obvious! dont you all see how this low life admires me? lol stupid bitch! go suck your mother and if that bitch is dead go dig her ass up and suck her rotten [EXPLETIVE] you stink whore! your arm pit your mouth and your [EXPLETIVE] is in stiff competition with your ass hole for stinkest body part,and best believe that your ass is holding down last place.

@crystalblue, why would you say that yo! :)

@jr who is in love with you??? i swear you stay arguing with these bitches. for what??? its not that serious why waste your time? who are you arguing with womp womp pansy???

PS I am in love with you too WATCH OUT!

@JR because youre steady on here talking smack to folks!!! why are people so mean??? cant we all just get along!

@crystalboo,

ohh oh! you really going to make my stalker's [EXPLETIVE] burn and itch more than its been doing now! LMAO!! dont worry boo,i gotz you!!! ;-)

@crystalboo, i dont really get along with animals or whores! please dont get them confused with us humans. hhaa!

@JR Sweet heart if its itching and burning that bad they have creams for that kind of stuff. If you dont have insurance i am sure your state or county offers free clinics... Jr these hoes got nothing on me...they dont want to get at me because i my friends am not the one. I am be sweet but i will put the chiggity check down...and i dont need the efam behind me! I can stand alone under one screen name

@jr oh me neither. i dont mess with animals no gracias i refuse. my niece wants to be a vet so maybe she can do like the animal whisper thing and what the issue is with her

@crystal, LMAOOOO!! YOU GOT JOKES!! *FREE CLINICS* LMAO!!

@crystal, ok boo,for you i will no longer speak animal language with that whore anymore who still cant answers skittlez question as to why is it on line everyday with a bunch of 30 year olds? ANSWER BITCH! getting skulled fukked everyday you nasty freak!

Bullshyt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@crystal, i am out,night night,sleep tight,dont let the bedwompwomp/guess bite! lmao!

@jr thanks like i said before its like beating a dead horse.. anywho i am out... holla at you manana!

@jr youre a trip!! i am going to spray the sheets just in case

@crystal, lmao!

Congrats to both of them if she really are peggers

@MochaDefright I DID THIS TO SHOW YOU WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU LEAVE YOURSELF VULNERABLE.I DID NOT PUT IT UP MY BROTHER DID IT BUT I GAVE HIM THE IDEA WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK IT WAS UP HERE.HE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB TOO BUT I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON!WHEN I DO NOT KNOW BUT SOON HAHA!

GUESS diz gal is on fiiiiire i'm realy starting 2 like wompwomp her posts be very funny and real -----------------------------------------------

WHO IS THIS H0E? AND WHY IS THIS H0E SAYING MY NAME?

I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU WEIRD H0ES AND FA GGOTS ON HERE!

sexycocoa Flag post @MochaDefright I DID THIS TO SHOW YOU WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU LEAVE YOURSELF VULNERABLE.I DID NOT PUT IT UP MY BROTHER DID IT BUT I GAVE HIM THE IDEA WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK IT WAS UP HERE.HE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB TOO BUT I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON!WHEN I DO NOT KNOW BUT SOON HAHA! -----------------------------------------------

See what I mean by, they dig their own holes and I just push them in it? hahaha haha

OK HERE WE GO!

the ugly scum said:

"I DID THIS TO SHOW YOU WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU LEAVE YOURSELF VULNERABLE"

And what the fuk did you do, retard? beside stealing someone's pic and writing over it VERY CREATIVE, UH? HAHA HAHA

then the dirty scum said:

"I DID NOT PUT IT UP MY BROTHER DID IT"

What a loser! once again, in too deep! so you basically took your internet world into your "real" world.(which we know you do not have) you pretty much was thinking about a blogger you do not even know HARD ENOUGH to make your BROTHER do some pathetic shyt like that.

And then scum said:

"I GAVE HIM THE IDEA"

hahaha I can imagine that conversation. haha haha

P.S...You know what I think I believe SHE did it she thought that by saying her "brother" did it that would make her a less of a loser BUT what it did is make you MORE of a loser LOSER!

HAHA HAHA HAHA TOO DAMN EASY!

And gaylink can you say "MIND [EXPLETIVE]!"

HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

FA GGOT!!!!

MIND FUK!

HAHA HAHA

SKULL FUKK!

HAHA HAHA!

WHORE!

I'm not sure if this is true, but if it is, I hope they can work out their differences.

MTO...i do not believe this...keyshia may be hood but I doubt if she would be having a kid right now..and if the other gossip sights are not posting it don't believe MTO!!!Always saying we heard it here first but we never seem to hear it from anywhwere else

GOOD MORN-TING EFAM!!

OK GOT ANOTHER LONG DAY AHEAD! SNEAKING UP ON KIDS WHILE THEY AT SCHOOL IS SOOOOOO MUCH FUN!*grinning in my evil grin* BUT ANYWAY...MORNING E-FAM, AND AFTERNOON E-FAM...*smooches* AND LUV U ALL!!!!!

OK SO MS MOCHA HELD HER OWN YESTERDAY...KUDOS TO U! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAME OUT TO PLAY W/ US*smile* INSTEAD OF GETTING SMART W/ US!*smile* AND I SAY U STILL GOT SMART WITH ME FIRST!*dammit that's my story and i'm sticking with it!*WE ARE NOT BAD PPL WE JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN...IF YOU NOTICE WE CRACK ON OURSELVES SOMETIME...LMAO!

@PL YOU A FOOL FOR THAT ONE! BUT YET SO CREATIVE!

@DAMMGURL...STILL TRYING TO FIT IN HUH? SAD....SO SAD...YOU LIKE ONE OF THOSE LAMES THAT'S GOING TO HANG AROUND REGARDLESS...GET BEAT DOWN BUT STILL COME BACK THE NEXT DAY WRAPPED UP IN BANDAGES AND ALL! OK, OK..YOU CAN LINGER AROUND A LIL' LONGER...BUT ANYHOO....LUV YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!

SHELLLY AND COCOA..Y'ALL NEED MENTAL EVALS!LMAO!!!!!!!!!! YOU TWO ARE FUNNY AS SHYT!!

UBP..YOU ALREADY KNOW...KISSES ALL OVER YO' HEAD!!!!

LUSIL...STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!!!LMAO!!!!!! VAIN.....PLEASE WATCH HER!LMAO!!

OK I'M OUT!

ATTENTION MEDIATAKE OUT BLOGGERS

VH1 IS SCOUTING FOR A NEW SHOW PILOT CALLED "BLOG WRAP". WHERE WE TAKE THE FUNNIEST BLOG CONTENT AND CONVERT IT INTO SKITS. I WAS REFERRED HERE BY ONE OF YOUR FELLOW READERS FOR REASONS THAT ARE OBVIOUS. THE ROLE PLAYING ON MTO IS HILLARIOUS AND CREATIVE.

WE WILL BE MONITORING THE THREADS FOR FUNNIEST BLOGGERS (TRY TO KEEP PROFANITIES TO A MINIMUM) AND WILL REQUEST CASTINGS VIA MTO'S MEMBERS E-MAILS.

KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOUR E-MAILS FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

YOURE WATCHING VH1 AND VH1 IS WATCHING YOU.

M.CRONIN.

Gotta see it 2 believe it!

hey EVERYONE...can't be on for long, but just wanted everyone to know that i miss u all and the laughs..i have been real busy BUT i do come on at night to read up on everyone..be back soon..please be safe and take care of each other and all dat smushy stuff...to my e-fam..WADDUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPP! I MISS YA'LL LIKE CRAZY ....shoutouts to mafiaprincess(luv ya) vainchick(luv ya) crystal(luv ya) jaylens_mom(u already know!) cbr (sup my nig) atleon( sup kid) lusil(big ass hug!!!) fendifiend jrlink(hmmnn long time..dats my jam u was singin) myzflyy illyphilly (lol..sup bro) periodlicker( dat avatar had me on the floor..who dat u gettin on n what they do to get on ya nerves?)... oh n if this avatar posts..its dedicated to all u sexy ass women i mentioned above...

oh n congrats Keisha..ummmm...if its true...i think she'd be one heck of a mother..! dats wassup...

what are people congratulating? another broken home? hey.. its not really cool to have children out of wedlock. Our race, the black race seems to be the only race that cant seem to understand that.

@imabadchic.....ummmmm..shut da f*uck up with all dat already....whats to say they won't 'start' a home...f*ckin pessimist... lol..had to break on SOMEBODY lmao.... oh dat felt so good to be back...

@VH1insider...i did u a favor, just look at all the people on my list of hello's...they're the shyt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol...if this fool turns out to be honest then y'all owe me 20% of dat c.h.e.c.k!

After that long drawn out she-beef with Gay-Thug TakesItUpTheBootyWit hLoveAndWinks I just had to add B[SPAM]wwwhaaaahahahahaaaaa for Period Lickers Sick ass pic!

Told yall she wears pink panties. ROFLMAO That shizz got me crackin da phuck up.

Mafia where you been? I see you been hidin from tha d-down.

Oh My....Congrats I Guess....:/ Not A Good Look.

Don't know if folks were here last night or this morning, but what's up everyone!?

BK - I missed you. Hurry up and come back to us!

Crystal, me e-lover, you here? Hi pretty pretty girl!!

PRINCESS - I love you but you are [EXPLETIVE] me off when you pop in and out of my life! I need consistency! lol LOVE YOU STILL!!

Hi Plain-Jayne - love the pic!

VC - where are you my ride or die!?

And the newly engaged Bishop - donde eres tu??

@Mocha - you with us now?? See, ain't too hard...and you did hold your own!

Everyone, please tell me you're here because I can't be here later! Argh!

That baby is gonna have a big ass head

@TheVH1Insider...Awww man, I would like to nominate the stupid little girls who get on here everyday claiming to have a 'life' outside of MTO but keep finding themselves on here everynight til the wee hours of the morning. *sneezing...hypocrites* If you don't know who I'm talking about...they really aren't hard to spot. They copy and paste previous postings to pick it apart for whatever reason...(because that's what cowards do). Unlike us...we take our opponents head on!!! Hey, it's what we do! Though I can see why they may not interest you. They do prove to be rather weak, huh? Plus, they like to talk about kids...Idiots! *winking one eye...Gotcha!* Hey, No fault of their own...they just don't know what they're doing. They're confused ALL THE TIME...again, no fault of their own. *wispering in your ear* We'll just write it off as them being super dumb...I mean young! *did I say that out loud* They are so deep into this e-world that they forget to have fun...geesh! It's the internet kids (whomp, whomp & sugarfoot)!!! they have truly convinced themselves that they are the ones to help bring us back to reality. Poor things... *SMH* Okay, see here's the thing...we know this is the internet where we come to have fun, do our jokes and ride-out on each other. But all in the name of fun *in innocent voice*. Some can take it and then you have those who...well as you've seen for yourself, just can't take it! But trust me when I say that they think they're here to save us from ourselves. Boy, are they gone...LMAO!

Now...

@E-FAM...GOOD MORNING & HAPPY FRIDAY!!! How is everyone doing today?!!!

@BKYouth...Boy you're silly. Good Morning Back! Where you been?

@Lusil...I see you babe! What's going on? Missed you yesterday!!! :(

@Jason...HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!! lolol PL is a freaking fool! Got'a love her!

GOOD MORNING, damn did anybody sleep last night!

@bk youth whats going on! @lusil mafia vain...whats good good morning

@ sexycocoa GIRL THAT’S HOTT! U don't have to ever take it down I feel Honored, this is a special occasion, lets celebrate Champaign on me ! XOXO!

@Mocha...Not many I see! Happy Friday!!! And by the way, you did hold you own and thanks for the info yesterday!

@Crystal...what's good ma? Happy Friday!

@Shelly...please, please come out! PLEASE

OMG!!! I just saw what Sexy did!!! Ya'll off the chain with these pix.

I want Shellly to come out so Ms dime can see what Shellly did!

Okay, going to check the stories and see what MTO got right today!

Good morning folks,

VC - well said! Mocha - how are you? ;-) Crystal - you picking me up Saturday night? Wachoo tryna watch? ;-)

New thread prolly come on soon....

Vain Chick - I like the way you and Mafia write. It gives me a mental pic of everything! Kudos to the both of y'all!

@Lusil...Thanks! I was just making my Public Service Announcement! LOL

What's going with you today? You had a busy one yesterday I see!

Let me check the bored for new topics! Enjoy the day!

Guess it's dead today, Vain???

It's Friday and quite a few may have taken the day off! Wish I did! Too much to do though - much of the blame goes to you guys!!!lol

You can't blame us because I'm blame ya'll! LOL

Girl, come on over to the new main thread! We're there waiting for you...

WWWOOOOWWWW!!! THATS A GOOD LOOK AND ALL, BUT IM VERY SUPRISED IF THATS TRUE, ONLY BECAUSE RIGHT NOW HER CAREER IS BOOMING, AND IT WILL BE SHOCKING TO SEE HER STOP AT THIS POINT IN TIME TO HAVE A BABY, BUT HEY CONGRATULATIONS. DO YOUR THANG

THESE PEOPLE IS JUST LIKE US BUT GOT LOTS OF MONEY NOT SURPRISING AT ALL

that's great if it's true. i like them together and wish them all the best but i do hope the baby does not inherit jeezy's head.

Not True I Know Keyshia's Big sis Neffi and its all hype Jeezy hasn't hit that in quite some time they don't even get down any more she kicking it with this cat that works in Entertainment Law thats who is hitting that. Young Jeezy is smoking Dust again.

if true..congrats..if not..eh

thats gonna be a cone head thugged out child lol no sir

lmfaooooooo!! ghetto bonnie and clyde havin a lil ghetto red ridin hood or some type LOL

First. Cheezy is a straight up loser! Cole might be ghetto but she is a better talent than Whitney or at dump ass Beyonce.

First Cheezy is a straight up loser! Cole might be ghetto but she is a better talent than crackhead Whitney or that dump ass Beyonce.

This [EXPLETIVE] is si fake, pretty much all the [EXPLETIVE] on this website is fake . i live in ATL nd i see Jeezy rollin down my block at least 3 ta 4 times a week nd we have talked maybe a total of 4 times & he told me about this rumor it is so [EXPLETIVE] fake so who ever puts this fake [EXPLETIVE] on heere is hella stupid.

Keyshia is hood but Damn she has broung ghetto into her career as it's starting to really take out is sad. This guys is trash and I don't understand why any of these girls would want a nasty rapper. Rap is dead that's not a good look if you want to go places. A girl in Europe was link to 50 cent and lost her modeling job so these girls better get they mind right.

DAT MEANS SHE'S JUST GANA B ANOTHER 1 OF HIS BABY'S MOTHERS! SO WHAT! BESIDES HE SAID "MEET HIM IN THE BATHROOM" @ DA CLUB, & IF SHE IS PREGNANT, DAT MEANS SHE WON'T B IN NO CLUB NO TIME SOON, SO HE WILL B IN THE BATHROOM WITH SOME 1! HUMMMMMMMMMMM, I WOUNDER WHO? LOL

I think Keyshia is to smart for that I'm hoping. all the white people are doing to, having kids out of wedlock which doesn't make its ok and the kids are the one that suffers in the end

(sobbing)VAINCHIK didn't like the pic? your opinion means alot! LMAO

YEAH RIGHT!!! That girl likes the Puss....sorry Im NOT convinced!

FUCC THEM WHAT I WONNA KNOW IS WHY DO HER AND PRINCE HAVE THE SAME HAIR DO???

I hate to tell U JEEZY but it's mine! Step off or we gone end up on Maury Povich...

I need proof on this one MTO, Keysh's career is to hot. Plus if she didn't want to marry Sleezy Jeezy, why would she want to have his illigetimate child? Mistakes happen but if this is true not only is her career over, but she will have proven, she's "just like us'....

LMAO @ SOULJA_STUD!!

If this ish is true, which I highly doubt(unless we see her preggo on her show), good for them. But the baby is still gonna look like Mr Potato head with a 27 piece weave. (I know I'm going straight to hell in gasoline Air Forces, lol)

If everyone would just leave her alone she would fade out like all the rest of the has-beens.Can you give her some comments on myrichmatch..com site?!! Great!

I doubt this story very seriously. This lady has only her career on the mind. No time for a rug rat right now.

awww thats cute...conrats u guysszz

damn keyshia is too damn fine... congrats to both of them

I dont believe that [EXPLETIVE] for one second ..jus bcuz they was "dreamin" together haha

Yay!