when did that go down?

Peep this...if U R an aspiring model or already established model who would like to see if U have "the look" to get into The Shop Magazine, hit me up! Send your media kit and/or pics to: models@welcome2theshop.com and don't 4get 2 hit our MySpace page up and add us as a friend!

GOOD FOR HIM!

and

If this is true

what is he sighning a prenup LOL!!

okayyyyyyy?

Guessin only reason we ain't here about this is because everyone is still trying to figure out if Bey and Jay were actually married..hey MTO can we get some proof here??

and thats whats good.. we should all get married and stop sinning!

Congrats for him and Alexis since she's supposedly pregnant.

damn mz princess!!!

What Kanyeezy did it too.

Really?! Shocking!!!!! *rolls eyes*

GOOD MORNING WORLD!!!!

myspace.com/cv_image

IF TRUE . . . NOW THAT'S A WAY TO HIDE A WEDDING AND CONGRATS ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

Love Kanye Congrats!!!!

Congrats

What is this 1st evry one is having babies....and now getting married all around the same time...Something is in the air in Hollywood!

Congrats...

Those damn pictures look scary as hell!!!!!

if anyone deserves happiness, its my man Kanye! Congrats <3

GOOD MORNING BELVI!!!

So what???

Congrats Kanye! Cant Wait til the concert

Damn and I have even started dating yet. Well good luck to the happy couple.

he'S not married he'S engaged ass holes

NOOO!!! I was supposed to nab him first!!!

Good for them! Hope everything works out well.

Get over it, it's just a ring,

Congrats..

congratz if its true, but maybe its an engagement ring mto?

Those piccies are extreme High Def. I wonder what camera was used and if I can affor it. Erm, to all those who are saying "who cares". Onestagain (just like it's written), GOSSIP SITE!! If you don't care why come here and tell us you don't. Just keep mum. Additionally, that friggin hot, celeb site author should be sued for spamming plus lying.

here go MTO making shyt up again, aint he engaged?? don't engaged people where engagement rings?? Anyway, I need a E-boo, who wanna come to the darkside

If this is true congrats.

-------------------------------------- Smoke is a biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!

He got to be married to himself. THat is who he loves.

how original...please

i guess thats new trend black people marry and keep it on the low.. FOREVER

I hope he did!

But anyway...

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!

No Shyte? Well hot diggity dog! Im semi pleased.

I'll continue to be a skeptic until I see proof. A ring on the left ring finger does not equate to marriage. I see guys all the time that wear their class rings, military rings, and even mason rings on their left ring fingers. When it hits mainstream or his agent/publicist announces, then I'll believe it!

If this is true...Congratulations to kanye!

that could just be an engagement ring...but IF they are married then congrats!!

V! lol omg! u should have read sum of that shyt frm last nite..lmfaoo!it was too damn funny!

SexyRED! what it dew homie?

Hey Bishop...girl LOL!!! I read some of it then I got back to work. I saw where PL was going at it, they Whyohme, Fake Jrlink...they were loving you on there too! LOL

They are crazy! I was cracking up!

LOL @ You tagline

wonderfull

OMG!! Lmfaoooo! I came on this morn and it was so funny! The way the rats come run’n out when all the ppl they hatn on done left! Now that’s a pussa azz! Lmao! Wow..as soon as I said I was out..

This Extra dumb ass hoe chimp come wagn her OLD pad smelln toungue! Lmao@ Bishop marryn a jamican that aint even got a green card or some [EXPLETIVE] like that! Bwaaaaaa

Chimp use a dumb ass hoe!! Lolol *dyn* why cause he got dreds u dumb bytch? Lmfao! And ur marryn?????????????????????????????????/

*crickets*

Okay and ur dating?????????????????????

*crickets*

NO fukn body u lonely azz bytch! Lmao! Nobody wants ur trifln’ miserable azz! Gtfoh! Wow!

Jrlinkchainisfading aka Chimp..u a silly azz hoe..with all these damn sn’s..I see u can’t keep up! Yeah I know it’s u…IP address a mother-fuker eh!? lolol

Im so ugly...I hide my face in every pic aka Chimp..aka Sybil BKA [EXPLETIVE] hoe..u can tell she still in damn high school! Pass the f-cat bytch! Gotta be embarrassing being a 14th grader. dumb azz hoe!

Omg! I was dyn at the shyt I read..well some of the shyt I tried to read..some of yall needa PROOF READ..and the others just don’t make no fukn sense!

Nowwww allll yall miserable hoe’s tryna gang up on PL..to make us think it’s her! Nut swollerz ist U!!! I can tell Lonley,young, fat azz hoes when I see ‘em..lololol

Yall can say what ya want about how I look! I be a thick burly bytch! Best kind to knock you the [EXPLETIVE] out! Lmao! Fukn internet thugs..get ya chess all swole just to get it BLOWN OUT!! Yall can get other pp tol..bounce but not me..casue I know not 1…not 1 of yall hatin azz’s will show up to my door! Lolol

I’m sure 40 more sn’s will show up today..but Bish is going back to her old sxc azz self! This will be the first and last time I address these fuk-hoez today! I will be scrolling right pass this Hoe ( w/ 20 sn’s) and keep it movn!

Fam I advise u do the same..especially Crack-hoe aka chimp bka Puzza Hoe..like V said once U igg these dummies they will fade back into the SEWER like tha Ninja Turtle, shyt faced lookn hoes they are.

MTO....WHO CARES (JUST FIND "SHORTYBADD" FOR ME)

DANG! TALK ABOUT RAPPERS GRABBING THEIR CRUCJ.. THAT RIGHT THERE IS CHOKING UR CRUCH

thats not a wedding ring

Very long overdue.. Congrats

ROFLMAO!!!!

*standing and clapping for Bishop as she speak to her fans*

They did pop out from everywhere yesterday!! I think I'll be doing the same. They hate being overlooked. Oh well, you see my tagline so you know how I feel bout that.

I'm getting ready to email you (myspace).

Ok...And we care because???

HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO FILL THE VOID OF HIS MOTHERS LOSS!!! I'M JUST GLAD IT'S A FEMALE.....

congrats , iam happy for them . because i was starting to think that boy like that wood, and also he did not want to be out done by jay& bey.

@VAIN CHECK YA MYSPACE BABY! THATS WHY I LOVE U GIRL U KEEPS IT REAL!

CHIM_PANSY COME OUT I NEED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY!! BISHOP_TEE LOOKS LIKE A MUSCULAR DRAG QUEEN!!!!! LMAO LOL!!!

WHO CARES HE AINT NO A-LISTER...HES A B LISTER AT BEST

*SNATCHIN BACK THE CROWD FROM BISHOP_TEE THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF*! LMAO! LOL

BIG BEASTY MAN DONT DESERVE IT!!! LMAO LOL

I HAVE SERVER RESULTS WILL REVEAL THEM IN........ ................JUST STICK AROUND!!!

Love you Kanye. Keep putting out good music, and if you are married, congrats. Congrats on your deal, one of the first of many huge endorsements.

IF HE REALLY IS...CONGRADS!

ICANDIFIT IS THAT YOUR PIC?

Seriously BISHOP, you just turned me on like you wouldn't believe. I thought I was sprung before...but by golly the extent of love I have now is insurmountable!!! Damn, baby...DAYUM...I love it when you talk like that. And I was finna write a book and you said ignore, so that's what your baby is gon' do!! Yummy! ;-)

Hi ONIONZ!! How are you babes...ain't Bish dope?

SexyRed - when were you fat? Lemme find out! lol

Anyone else on???

MediaTakeOut.com - the most visited Black website in the world. Needs to step up this site to auto-scrolling if you really want to blog, you b!tc#es you.

@Spoon...LMAO! I lub you!! What it do?

@Bishop...damn! Were you able to even breath before you got jumped? LOL YOu called it!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

CONGRATS TO KANYE...GLAD HE'S OFF THE MARKET...NOBODY WANTS HIS FUNKY AZZ ANYWAY

GO CHECK OUT THE WORLDS GREATEST BODY BUILDER! WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TEE305 LMAO LOL! LMAO

Good for Kanye...that's great...

ICANDIGIT IT FEELS GOOD TO FINALLY SEE A NICE PRETTY FACE ON HERE! YOUR NEW?? YES! YES! PLEASE STICK AROUND SHYTS ABOUT TO BOIL OVER ON HERE!! LMAO LMAO LOL!

Hey Jaylen!! How many times did you have to get up in the middle of the night for teething pains? My heart is going out to you! I do NOT miss those days!

~whew~

BISHOP ..... IM SO SORRY I CANT PARTY WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND. IM HAVING PROBLEMS. ILL TELL YOU VIA MY7SPACE DONT WANNA GIVE A BITCH NO MORE IDEAS WITHE BULLSH IT!

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE DOES GET MARRIED. HIS GIRL IS GOOD LOOKIN AND THEY'RE NOT GETTIN ANY YOUNGER...WHY NOT??

ANYONE SEEN BLAX!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA TALK TO HER AND IM SERIOUS!

HEY JAYLENS LOVE HOW R U SWEETIE?

@northjerseynik....MORNING......E-WIFE...I NEED THE KEYS TO THE E-RANGE ROVER...NEEDS OIL CHANGE...AND WE NEED TO PICK UP OUR E-SON EARLY BC THERE IS NO E-AFTERCARE TODAY...

KANYE SUCKS......

@Lusil...Good Morning!!! Bishop already know it!!! That's why they stole her pic! Hey can't blame'em for liking nice things. I see they're starting early this morning!

What's good with you?

PLAINE JAYNE WHERE BEEN??????????????

@icandigit yep he's a packin. Pic is about 4 yrs old.

Good morning everyone...

I must go back and read the thread from yesterday, sounds like I missed a lot!!! Bish got more haters...let them keep hatin...that's their G.o.B (job in hoodrat terms) ...And they were talkin bout your man...cut them!

@ topic,

Maybe he did get married...if so...congrats. But as lavish as Kanye is...I think that he would try to have a craZy large, PUBLIC wedding.

BLAX I KNOW U WATCHIN ......U CAN POP IN ANY TIME NOW!

i hope that nerd did n't get married in one of his xtra medium sweaters,wit them fag azz nut huggin courderoys and corny penny loafers.on the real, dude was never really fitted,louis vuitton is burnt out.and them gay ass scarfs he be sportin is hella antient,they don't even go. he's already married to john legend on the low,both dem fools look suspect.r.i.p. to his ma dukes,but his music is mediocer at best,he should go on dancin wit the stars with frankie (keshia coles mama).i'm last hoe

OK THATS WHAT THE FUKK I THOUGHT!!!!! ...........YALL SEE THAT SH!T!

YEP AND IM TIRED OF IT ! WTF KEEPS BLAMING PL FOR BEING SOMEBODY ELSE?

SEEEEEEEEEEE...........WHERE DID THE HATERS GO! HUNH?????????

BISHOP_TEE SMOKES BLUNT AFTER BLUNT TO TAKE AWAY THE PAIN FROM LIFTING ALL THOSE WEIGHTS!! LMAO LOL!! LOL

BIG TRANNY MIAMI BEAST!! YOU LOOK LIKE THE TRANNY EDDIE MURPHY PICKED UP ON THE CORNER!! LMAO LMAO LOL

BLAX JUST IN CASE U DONT ERASE YOUR PAGE..... PLEASE TAKE MY PICTURE DOWN!

SPOONISHA LMAO AT YOUR TAG!

BISHOP_TEE YO FACE, MY A$$.....SEE THE RESEMBLANCE? LMAO LOL

BLAX...............................HMMMMMMMMMMMM U SEEMED TO BE REALLY SUSPECT TO ME! IM NOT GONNA KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT EITHER! SO COME OUT.

HEY VAIN,BISH,SPOON,PLAINE

VAIN...NO GIRL..DURING THE DAY HE GETS FUSSY WHEN IT GETS PAINFUL...SO FAR SO GOOD TODAY. LAST NIGHT HE WENT TO SLEEP AT 10:30 AND WOKE UP AT 5 AM SO IT WAS COOL.

@Keko & Jayne...Good Morning!

HEY SPOON...DOING WELL SWEETIE...YOU??

ILL BE BACK WHEN BLAX COME ON!!!!!!! YALL BEHAVE AND JRLINKSCHAFUKK IT WHATEVA YO NAME IS

LEAVE BISHOP ALONE PLEASE!!!!!

Yes, ONIONZ, Bishop is my chick!! I don't know about you but when someone talks about my girls, I get heated...but with the corny ones that pop up, I just laugh...it's funny because the shyt they say is so remedial, so wack...but hey...whatever. Gives us more "entertainment" I suppose.

And KEKO - BABY!! Come to momma!! ;-) How's everything going for ya? Working out???

YES JAYLENS............... IM DOING GOOD HUN JUST THE LITTLE THINGS HAT ALWAYS DOIN IT BIG THOUGH!!!

@Jaylen...Oh, that's a good thing right there!! Its better dealing with that during the day rather than at night. Dang, so by the time dad comes home he's good to go like he hadn't been fussing all day? LOL

HEY LUSIL SORRY BUT I WANNA TALK TO BLAX WHEN SHE COMES. ILL BE BACK LATER

HEY LUSIL...DID NOT SEE YOU...HOW ARE YOU HON HEYYY KEKO

Did him and J get married at the same time?

morning JUGGZ, ONIONZ, jaylens, SPOON, GREY, BISH, SEXYREDD, PLAIN_JAYNE, i'm gonna find you.

Lawd, its some ish poppin off in here!

Love makes you do some crazy things.

Damn, look at those veins!!!

Hi Spoon,

What do you mean Blax seems suspect?????

Jaylens - hi babes...you ignored your CV princess today - hooow rude *stephanie tanner's voice* lol

ICANDIGIT - you better not entertain that fool, lol.

Jaylens How R U 2day?

mmmmmm... yo yal chk me at www.thalegionofdoom.ning.com

GOOD TO HEAR SPOON...NOW WHAT'S THIS BEEF WITH BLAX..IS SHE F ING WITH YOU?

VAIN...YEAH HE'S GOOD GIRL..BUT YEAH BY THE TIME DADDY GETS HOME HE'S GOOD...LOL...GO FIGURE

Lusil Wrote: ...but with the corny ones that pop up, I just laugh...it's funny because the shyt they say is so remedial, so wack...but hey...whatever. Gives us more "entertainment" I suppose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DING DING DING!!! Amen! I laugh at them because they are entertainment...One thing is for sure Bishop isn't worried about'em. The picture thing has been done before with her. ~Sighing & rolling eyes~

*best becky voice*

That's like sooo played out!

Hell there Studly McStudliest! ;-)

THE THING IS I THINK SHES FUKKIN WITH EVERYBODY! AND NO LINK AINT GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH IT I JUST WANNA ASK HER SOME THINGS THATS ALL!!!!

BTW WHERE WAS SHE AFTER SHE SPOKE YESTERDAY...... ANYONE! I JUST WANNA KNOW....IM JUST SAYIN! BE BACK LATER!

Hey ATL!!! Whats good with you! Something 'bout your pics...*drifting*

@lani3000...Always! Never a dull day! LOL

Onionz,

No, no, no...

*bestest Heather voice*

Yeah, like they are totally like, ya know, like wack, Becky! lol

SpoonAlicious, STAY - let us all talk!!

DDAAMMNNNN !! WTF is going on now!! Im getting all kindsa texts talking about sumbody talking reckless again.. Damn..If a muthafvcka wanted to talk to me that bad..I got a myspace!! It aint closed yet!! I mean i sent u message last night..WTF... I got MTO drama and I just stepped one foot in the door at work!!

wtf i seem suspect for?... I see someone been talking to that nigg@...lmao

See this is the reason why Im not coming on this muthafvcka anymore..and im closing my myspace...Im a grown azz woman... I got enuff drama in my real life!!!

That's his business. I like the fact that some celebs are trying to keep their business private. If it's true then that's great.

Plaine

OK, caught my interest when U said "get an egg, put it in a sock and hide it"

what is that for....just curious

VAINCHICK! YES! IT IS GETTING LIKE SO OLD!

LIKE YOUR UMMMM FACE!!! LMAO LOL LOL

OK then!! I was just warning ya...S/he/It is trying to recruit you. LOL

icandigit Flag post lusil1976, oh, I don't do the cyber beef, its a waste. I love everyone.

@THESHOP...DOING WELL..THANKS FOR ASKING...HOW ARE YOU?? lUSIL...NAAAA NEVER THAT SWEETIE..JUST DID NOT SEE YA...GETTING TOO LIGHT THESE DAYS...YOU NEED TO GET A TAN GIRL..BLENDING IN WITH THE PAGE TOO MUCH...JUST PLAYING..I LOVE YA.

HEY ATLEON..WHY IS MY NAME SMALLER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S...AM I THAT INSIGNIFICANT TO YOU...LOL...J/K..HOW ARE YOU

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!

SERVER RESULTS REVEALED IN...........JUST STICK AROUND!!!!!!! LOL

BLAXICAN - BABY!!! WTF!!

You ain't going NOWHERE!!! You ain't shuttn down your Myspace...nor are you leaving here!!

LULU still loves you and wants you to be here, dammit!! Remember how gangsta I was the other day??? I'll e-phuck you up, Blax - you ain't going NOWHERE!! LOL

@Lusil...crazy self! LOL But so true!

@Jayne...Clubbing? *looking around happy* I forgot that you in GA too!!! I'm taking a road trip that way sometime next month!

Lmfaooo!! ~~@ V..hey girl i knew they was comn! lmfao! and i must have gotten to IT cause IT aint let go of them caps yet..!!! I didn't expect to get a breath in lolol. That's why i went ahead and said what i had too..wont be doing the back n forth lol. what would be the point?

*smdh as i scroll rihght on past my puussc munchers*

aint even reading the bullshyt! So uh u like my TAG HUH? CTFU??!!!! what did i say?!

~~@ Lusil hey babes..lol. You know i live ta turn u on and OUT! grrrrrr I promise i wont be beffn ta day..no time for it! plus the Sybil Basic Instinct type hoe we are dealing w/ has nothn but time on It's hands to sit in front of the computer and REPEAT THE SAME SHYT EVERY OTHER MIN! lmao!

No on me and you mah lil Bananna Now & Later..hehe

ARE THOSE TEXTS COMMING FROM YOUR FRIENDS? OR WERE U ALREADY HERE? SH IT WHO KNOWS BUT ..MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE POST FROM LASTNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY! AND I AINT TALKING WRECKLESS ATLEAST NOT YET I AINT! SO DONT GET RILED UP!

@VAIN girl them hoes say i was fat yesterday, so im puttin up a new pic. lol. fukkin haters lol,

@bish man, you off the mofo chain, i love you!!!! hahaha, let them hoes have it!!!!

@keko heyyy mami!!! wus good

@jaylens, heyyyyy girl

LOL @ Jaylens,

Girl, I know...ain't no sun in Boston & it would take a week at an island to get me bronzed, but I have no plans as of yet, so pastey me I'll be!! Girl please, I know you love me - back atcha!!

SOMEONES SLOW 2DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE DID THE HATERS GO????????????????

@Onionz, no, it's somethin about YOUR picture...

@plaine, hell naw, i usually get to work before 6 and i'm old. i used to be out every night back in the day but i can't hang with ya'll no mo. i think thats where i'm supposed to be goin next weekend though. one of our peeps doin a lil somethin up there.

@SEXYREDD . . WE ARE GONNA FIGHT. SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE MISSING FROM YOUR LIST. .

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

@ATLEON . . WHAT'S UP. I SEE YOU STILL GOT THAT SHIRT ON ! ! DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE AND HELP YOU TAKE IT OFF ! !

@LUCY - - I WAS JUST PLAYING. MY FINGERS WERE JUST TYPING AND WOULD NOT STOP ! ! LMAO ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

SEEEEEEEE! THATS THAT BULLS H I T !!! RIGHT THERE

@lusil heyyyyyyy sexxyyyyyy

@atl wus good homie

@playne hey stranger

@spoon spppppoooonnnnn!!!!!! my nikka

OK POINT PROVEN IM OUT YALL !!!!! MY REAL PIC WILL BE UP SOON SO EVERYONE CAN SEE!

Hey All,

Yawn I see beefing has started already and I havent even finished my cafe cubano.

LMAO @BISHOP_TEE

GRRRRRRRRR U CAN DO IT! LIFT ONE MO TIME!!! *MAKING MORE NOISE GRRRRRRRR*! SORRY FOR WALKING AWAY...MY BAD I COULDN'T SPOT YOU ALL THOSE WEIGHTS!! LMAO LOL LMAO

BEASTY MAN!!!!!

@grey sorry mami, i just copied and pasted, lol, my bad, you know you special. lol. heyyyyy sexxyyy

Memphis Bleek got married yesterday

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@Bishop...CTFU!!! Now I'm being addressed! I should run and hide my what...what would they say? Got it! I should run and hide my old ugly face! LMAO!

~~@ SexyRed and Spoon..

Lmao sup yall ..no bullshyt i aint w/ goin back n forth w/ these Nut Lickerz ta day! They gone keep doin' they thang which is ...

Type bullshyt~~~~lick nuts~~~~type more bullshyt and mis-spell most of it~~~ lick azz~~~type bullshyt using CAPS cause they E-gangsta azz got hot~~~ suck the pussC of the female they wish they were~~~type more shyt that makes no fukn sense~~ back ta lickn NUTS!!!

Yall can go @ em..but this is what keeps they fat azz'z breathing hard like Biggie, and bangn on the CAPS!!! lmao..

PLAINE - hi babes...didn't see ya!!!

And Bishop - the banana reference is hilarious. You live to turn me on AND make me laugh!! I want to eat your face, you are soooooooo adorable!!!!!! No ebeefn??? You promise?? I don't know if you can keep it though!! Normally, I would jump in, put my hair back & attack...but there's no need...we got a bunch of wack, dumb losers sayn wack shyt...so it's not necessary. Pure comedy.

SexySEXYRed - where beez ur pic? I love your forehead! ;-)

@bish, fukk them hoes, lol, you see my sig!!! i aint wastin my time with them cum suckkas today. lol.

@PL...Hey, join the club. I'm sipping on mine and getting my laugh on! So early in the morning...

What's good with you! Ya'll had me cracking up last night too!

Jaylens I'm doin OK...relaxin', reading the news online.

Blaxican Don't I know U?

~~@ PL..no BEEFN ta day ..they BEEFN w/ they self and who ever decideds to entertain them. Sup w/ ya?

@lusil, them hoes said i was fat, so ima put up another pic of my sexyyyy body, lol, i know, what that hoe called me, dieselhead?lol i loved that one. lol. aint shyt wrong wit my damn head. them hoes couldnt even find shyt else to say, what they go say, oh i love your sexy skin, oh i love your beautiful long hair? lol fukk them hoes

So, um, ONIONS and STUDLY - do I need to fall back?? I'm sayn...lol.

Greeneyes - it's cool, LOL, you can take it off - remember, you my girl..it's all about how he responds, lol.

And seriously, I feel like folks are feeding eachother garbage!! I ain't falling for the hype...if you cool, you cool.

First of ALL aint nobody muthafvckin riled up!! Second of all..No one cares about about last night post...This [EXPLETIVE] ..IS NOT ...I repeat..Is NOT my life..so I could give a rats A$$ wtf u talkin about.. LMAO!!!

And yes the texts came from friends.. AND????

Like I said..Im a grown a$$ woman , and Im on mto when I aint got no work to do when Im here at work..

And like I told that [EXPLETIVE]..I dont care what the [EXPLETIVE] his paranoid a$$ got going on..Nor do I care what you talkin about... So.. Basicallly..What Im telling you is that.. I DONT GIVE A [EXPLETIVE]! ITS A shame..That nigg@ got u acting like him now...

SO How is everyone else doing???

Again I read last nights post and my name comes up. Surprise surprise. Why talk to someone and look at them with the evil eye at the same time. The solution is simple. DONT

I mean the point of coming here is to joke around and cut up and act a fool on a daily. People are taking this thing like an all out war. Or like this is the mob thats being infiltrated by FBI. I feel like we're the Ghottis or something.

Im not really in the e-beef mood today. So haters use that to say Im 101 people on here and suspecting e-fammers run with it. Thats all Im saying on that topic cause theres no way Im justifying all that back and forth with an answer today. Unless we are kidding around with eachother today (the reason I come on here to start with).

And Im retiring this poor girls stolen pic. I mean eventhough she just borrowed it from the net, it was her identity. So I'm retiring this and going back to one of the previously used ones.

Okay people with nothing to do. Jump all over that and dissect it and twist the words to say Im 101 people....

*stepping back* *the floor is now yours*

@SEXYRED LMAO LOL "FUKK THEM HOEES" THAT WHAT YOU SAYIN NOW! WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR OVERSIZED FOREHEAD PIC??

HAD TO MUCH PRESSURE? MAYBE IT EXPLODED! LOL LMAO!!

@Lusil...Pure comedy! You damn right! LOL @ your comment to SexyRedd!

@Mafia...At HQ this morning?

Good for Them

@Lusil...I been good. YES!! I have been working out. My legs and abs are crutical right now. Feel the burn! I have loss 6lbs so far. Small number but its a start. I just have to convience my dude to stop cooking all this heavy stuff.

Bishop...(singing 3LW) "haters they hate..."

Vain...(jumping doing the sugar foot) "Look, look...I am dancing! lol(in ref to your tagline)

Jaylens...Hi gorgeous

Spoon...babycakes...whats up with you and Blax?

plainy_Jayney girl... where you been chica?

SEXYsexyRED,

Them bytches are misconstruing thickness for fatness....really it's just hatred!!

Don't nobody want a bone!! You biscuit away from being my favorite chick!! ;-)

*makn sure Bishop don't hear dat shyt*

anyways, ignant hoes at work today again, wus up bish, blax, pl,grey, keko,jaylens, playne,

how yall doin today

@BISH, this is the last time you will ignore me.

@JAYLEN, i saw it as soon as i hit send. sowwy.

Plaine Ohhhhh, OK...thought U guys were coming up with some Voodoo spell to make men do whatever U want them to do...was gonna ask if it works on women...LOL

Vain I see U laughing, and I don't want to scroll up and read what the beef is about so can U please give me the quick "cliff notes" version...lol

PL AN SHELLY ARE THE SAME PEOPLE

JUST CONFIRMED WILL SHOW RESULTS IN A MIN!!! LOL

DAM I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT TOO! *SMH* SO MANY SIMULARITIES IN THEIR TYPING STYLE! WOW!

congrats ( on both) if it's true....

@lusil, lol, ima FAT DIESELHEAD GIRAFFE.LOL AINT I SEXY!!!!!LOL

@playne, hey girly, yea, you see what my sig say. i aint wastin precious typin on dumb hoes lol

@keko gone head then ma, work it out!!! i been doin some tonin, you know that summertime is a mofo, time to bring out the sexy shorts!!!!!

~~@ Lusil lmao! @ eat my face! lmaoooo!!! ur too silly girl! I promise..not fukn them anymo! like u said they sayn some of the wackest shyt eva!!! ( keep readn what i'm sayn so u can write about it in all ur LAME azz attempts hehe)

(( in my ol blk slave voice)) ~~@V

mmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm U betta gone away frm here w/ that talk..don't be takn bout massa's blood hounds like that...

(yeeeep yeeeeeep yeeeeeeppppp) *looking around*

Nah ya done went and said the wrong thang..the Rat terriers on us fo-sho nah!]

lmfao! I'm in a good mood to day yall! 4yrs for me and my Jamician w/ no Green card lmfaooooooo!! *dyn..fuk that *DEAD* on Friday and our PARTYYYYY!!!!

I am puttn my MUTHAPHUCKN foot down!!

Spoon & Blax - we need an intervention!! It used to be so beautiful with all of us - what happened!! HELL NHA!!

WTF is going on here!! I feel like I'm in the twilight zone!!!!! OH HELL NAH - Can someone else intervene as well??? DAYUM!!

Keko - Congrats to you!! 6lbs is definitely a start. I've lost about that too...lost it all in my face & bootay!! I lose weight horribly; oh well, LOL...Good for you!! Bishop is doing good to!! Proud of y'all!!!

VAIN ;-)

*died

bish just killed me.

I was not going to mention links name at all because everything leads to a back and forth. But I can see from what he typed that hes just as disgusted. Regardless to any of our flaws, we were a cool bunch that had fun everyday ripping and beefing and laughing. Now we've let people come up with tactics that just got in our heads. Reading back to when this drama started popping off I've been accused of being every single hater by now. And it has been cosigned by my own crew. I've said nothing so far about it. But why the evil eye? Isnt it obvious enough that that was their mission to start with?

I think and I will admit without fronting THE HATERS HAVE WON THIS ROUND there ya go. I said it! They have managed to make us look at eachother cross. People said stuff about link in his abscence then sweet talked him to death in his presence and Ive read the same trash talk about me. Its like we killin eachother and they are laughing at us so hard. Just typihgn and giggling. Like which one of the e-fammers Im gonna turn the evil eye on today.

its just wayyyy to much happenin yall, what the hell is really good?

DONT WORRY ! IM DONE I GAVE UP 23 POSTS AGO! LMAO.....THIS [EXPLETIVE] IS SO FUNNY TO ME BUT IMMA LEAVE IT LIKE IT IS..... ALL MY QUESTIONS WERE ANSWERED ANYWAYS!

AIGHT YALL IM OUT AGAIN!!! SO U NOT RILED UP??????? GTFOH LISTEN TO THIS:

First of ALL aint nobody muthafvckin riled up!! Second of all..No one cares about about last night post...This [EXPLETIVE] ..IS NOT ...I repeat..Is NOT my life..so I could give a rats A$$ wtf u talkin about.. LMAO!!!

And yes the texts came from friends.. AND????

Like I said..Im a grown a$$ woman , and Im on mto when I aint got no work to do when Im here at work..

And like I told that [EXPLETIVE]..I dont care what the [EXPLETIVE] his paranoid a$$ got going on..Nor do I care what you talkin about... So.. Basicallly..What Im telling you is that.. I DONT GIVE A [EXPLETIVE]! ITS A shame..That nigg@ got u acting like him now...

WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE TO YOU ALL............. LMA[SPAM]O!!!!!! LIKE I SAID MY PIC WILL BE UP AS SOON AS FRED APPROVES IT THEN YALL CAN GET YA JOKE ON ALL U WANT!

COME ON FRED MAN!!!! I KNOW U GOT THOSE IP'S!!

~~ Lmfao! @ Atl i have to igg u baby..Lusil done fuked up me and Onionz like twice *holding my head remembering the knot*

..she know we be on inch away from SELTERN UR SXC AZZ TA DEATH! lmao!

~~@ Blx hey babeeeeeeee ( in my blax voice) lol got ur message..i feel u and i could not agree MORE! I knew u was gone get a few..u too Sxc not too.

*looks around*

Just a compliment Lusil I promise..

*walkn away real fast*

well i guess these celebs are keeping their bizzness under wraps!!!

By the way this is adressed to my fam. whoever else decides to read it, dissect it and comment fine. But Im scrolling past the nonsense today and only looking at posts from particular names. Namely the people I talk and joke with. Today is grown folk day.

@SEXYREDD . . I KNOW. I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. I KNOW THE COPY AND PASTE THING IS GOING STRONG ! ! WHO WILL COPY AND PASTE NEXT?

@SEXYREDD. . PHUCK THEM HOES!! LIKE YOU SAID THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE TO THESE LONELY B/I/T/CHES ! ! CUZ U KNOW WE E-LOOVVVVVVVVE YOU ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

PL U do print modeling?

BISHOP_TEE IS GIVING FREE TYBO WORKOUTS FOR ANYONE NOT IN SHAPE.

SHE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TONE UP THE UPPER PORTION OF THE SHOULDERS AN ARMS.

HOW THE LOWER PORTION OF HER BODY GOT LIKE THAT?? PLEASE DONT ASK HER!!! LMAO MYSPACE.COM/TEE305

BISH...SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS...I'M TOO LAZY TO PRESS THE SHIFT KEY TO CAPITALIZE...SORRY.

ATL...IT'S PK SWEETIE...JUST MESSING WITCHA

LUSIL..YOU ARE LOVELY...PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE...NO NEED TO GET A TAN

HEYYY SEXYREDD

HEY FAM!

HEY MY BABIES....JUST DROPPING IN....

THIS SHYT IS CRAZY....NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND THE BACK AND FORTH ON THE NET...BUT WHEN U START EXPOSING PPL...AND POSTING PERSONAL INFO...THAT'S REAL PHUCKED UP!! I WOULDN'T DO THAT SHYT TO MY WORST ENEMY.....I MEAN IT'S SOME REALLY SICK PPL OUT THERE..THAT WOULD TAKE THAT INFO AND DO SOME CRAZY SHYT WITH IT! FOR REAL...Y'ALL KNOW IT....I MEAN HOW CAN WORDS OVER THE NET MAKE YOU HATE A PERSON SOOOOOOOOO BAD THAT YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I MEAN WHAT DID THEY CHILD DO TO U? WHAT DID THEY FAMILY DO TO YOU? I ASK THIS BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE INNOCENT PPL THAT YOU ARE EXPOSING IN WHAT YOU CALL A "GAME". A "GAME" IS WHAT WE WERE DOING WHEN WE WERE JUST GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH THE CRACKING...NOW IT'S GONE TO A DIFFERENT AND FRANKLY A DISGUSTING LEVEL. I WANT KNOW PARTS OF IT. MY EFAM...HIT ME VIA E-MAIL FOR NOW....I CAN'T RISK MY FAMILY AND PERSONAL LIFE WITH THESE GAMES.

~~@ SexyRed Good..do like PL said scroll pass and just look for who u speak to! lmao how did i kill u? oh the rat terriers? lmfaoooo!! That's how much bite the hoes got ((yeeep yeeeep yeep))! See i can talk bout the nasty bytches if i want...juts no point in talking to them.

~~@ PL * rubn chin* I think ur on to something!!!!

~~~~~~~~~@ Fam On the strength of PL..and the Bish I decalre 4.9.08 GROWN FOLKS DAY ON MTO!!! NO NEED TO TELL GROWN FOLKS WHAT THAT IZ..IF U HAVE TO GUEST U AINT GROWNNNNN!

JR U wrong for that son...LMAO

LMAO...Bishop!! Even though I'm locked out of the two systems I need to be in over here I'm in a good azz mood too!!! Never shaken never stirred...thats the James Bond Remix!

@Jayne...Slow butt! That's the reason I said something. You better hang with me! ATL too...*drifting*

I was not going to mention links name at all because everything leads to a back and forth. But I can see from what he typed that hes just as disgusted. Regardless to any of our flaws, we were a cool bunch that had fun everyday ripping and beefing and laughing. Now we've let people come up with tactics that just got in our heads. Reading back to when this drama started popping off I've been accused of being every single hater by now. And it has been cosigned by my own crew. I've said nothing so far about it. But why the evil eye? Isnt it obvious enough that that was their mission to start with?

I think and I will admit without fronting THE HATERS HAVE WON THIS ROUND there ya go. I said it! They have managed to make us look at eachother cross. People said stuff about link in his abscence then sweet talked him to death in his presence and Ive read the same trash talk about me. Its like we killin eachother and they are laughing at us so hard. Just typihgn and giggling. Like which one of the e-fammers Im gonna turn the evil eye on today. ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

LMAO @PL

SEE THIS IS WHY I COMMEND YOU!

YOUR GOOD GIRRLL YOUR GOOD!

*PL TYPIN AN LAUGHIN WIT HER FORK IN HAND*

SO DEVILISH! SO DEVILISH! I TELL YA! LMAO LOL

WHO HELPED ME COME UP WITH THIS SCREEN NAME?? NOW YOU TRYNA TO ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW ME! *SMH* WTF?

congrats

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@grey, i know. lol. its hilarious. them hoes get no play from this one today. find a new subject. lol

...and I'm a Certified Ethical Hacker I would lose my certification if I pulled off the sh*t JR just pulled off on Bishop

Bishop...****DEAD****

SexyRedd... Sweetie...thickness!! Don't let them haters get in your head. When we pass them up...get out our whips and they see the thickness hips like **POW** Waist like **DAMN** Ass like ***GOT DAMN!!** Thighs like **WHOA** they will be speechless then...

Lusil...you know we are going to be right for the summer. You know how they say you can gain a booty right...lol

I agree.... "On a brand new addition of INTERVENTION...SPOON & BLAX" tonight at 10 p.m EST only on A & E"

@bish, hell yea. lol. that shyt was funny

@maf wusssss uppp babes

~~@ Lusil *rubn hand*

Don't get all upset Love..we aint fukn w/ them today! IT'S GROWN FOLKS DAY!!!! okay?

~~@ Mafia u too ma...let go the caps..ease on ur HALO ..wait..* tapn Halo on thigh* Light up dammit!! (( tap tap)) okay here! lmao and let's just chill today..fuk 'em scroll on by cool?

@keko man them hoes hatin so hard, thats y im puttin up a new pic, ima put up a new one every other day just so they can oogle at all this ass, all my beautiful hair, my beautiful skin, my bangin ass hips and thighs, and all my sexiness. them hoes mad cuz they cant be like us. thats all. its ok. someone will love them one day. even if they are on crack and smell bad.

By the way. If you know how to right click you can see all the IP adresses in the pages HTML so theres your answer to all the mysteries of all the games one or two people are playing. The same IP comes up in HTML. Hopefully everyone knows how to identify an IP adress. If not google it. Blogs are not as secure as these "annonymous" posters may think.

And an IP adress traces right back to a registered user or place of buisness. If you sit at your actual work station computer doing this. Hate mail from a place of business reflects on the business.Imagine what a complaint to your network administrator would mean to your job?

A university education is a mofo.

@Mafia...it has gotten out of hand. People are taking the fun out of it. We used to say what we had to say and leave it at that. Both sides. But now you have people who are allowing this net junk to really get to them and some can't take it.

@PL...I'm scrolling too. You see my name has been mentioned but hey...it always is! One of the joys of being MTO famous! I know how to handle the fame! LOL We'll join hands and skip right pass them. How bout that?

@Lusil... *smh* too! I don't know about you, but its almost frozen cup time here! Its always frozen cup time for Bish!

Bishop - yes, GURL, I will EAT your MuTHAphuckn face!! ;-) You know what, you and ONIONZ can seltzer the phuck out of STUDLY MCSTUDLIEST...I'm thinking about moving on to someone who respects me more... RIGHT GREENEYES??? LOL

BLAX - I swear if you leave this forum, I'm flyn out to Cali!!! ARGH!!

I am co-signing the phuck outta P-LICKEY!!! The haterz are winning. Me sad.

Does anyone hear me?? I feel like I want to sing a sad song....hmmmmmmm....

@bish i agree!!!!!! fukk em in they ass wit cb4ls dyck i know that hoe got one hid between them flabby ass cheeks lol

*lightin up a fresh one

TheShopMagazine

Baby boy u don't come on here often so let me break this down for you..this is a fake azz hoe-azz bytch hiding behind one of IT'S many fake azz SN's..where as I THE FINEST MOTHER FUKER IN THAT NUT LICKAZ WORLD!!!!!

*doin a sxc bowleg strut, and slapn mah azz*

KEEPS MY SPACE TAG UP SO ALL CAN SEE! "It" does not faze me..the hoe-azz ni99a been Murked buried..and murked again! LMAO by urs TRULY!!! got that?

So u play into it if you want..u will be the only one TRUST ME.

By the way. If you know how to right click you can see all the IP adresses in the pages HTML so theres your answer to all the mysteries of all the games one or two people are playing. The same IP comes up in HTML. Hopefully everyone knows how to identify an IP adress. If not google it. Blogs are not as secure as these "annonymous" posters may think.

And an IP adress traces right back to a registered user or place of buisness. If you sit at your actual work station computer doing this. Hate mail from a place of business reflects on the business.Imagine what a complaint to your network administrator would mean to your job?

A university education is a mofo. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

EXACTLY SHELLY! LOL

THATS HOW I KNOW U HAVE DIFFERENT SN

Bishop_Tee Flag post ~~@ SexyRed and Spoon..

Lmao sup yall ..no bullshyt i aint w/ goin back n forth w/ these Nut Lickerz ta day! They gone keep doin' they thang which is ...

Type bullshyt~~~~lick nuts~~~~type more bullshyt and mis-spell most of it~~~ lick azz~~~type bullshyt using CAPS cause they E-gangsta azz got hot~~~ suck the pussC of the female they wish they were~~~type more shyt that makes no fukn sense~~ back ta lickn NUTS!!!

Yall can go @ em..but this is what keeps they fat azz'z breathing hard like Biggie, and bangn on the CAPS!!! lmao..

--------------- myspace.com/tee305 1HATA! 25 SN‘S!

DAMN Bishop, you mean I just typed all my emotional stuff when I coulda just said it in less than 100 words?

Somebody please remind me NOT to speak when I'm starting my cycle.

Go girl - I am soooo turned on by you right now! lol

PeriodLicker Flag post By the way. If you know how to right click you can see all the IP adresses in the pages HTML so theres your answer to all the mysteries of all the games one or two people are playing. The same IP comes up in HTML. Hopefully everyone knows how to identify an IP adress. If not google it. Blogs are not as secure as these "annonymous" posters may think.

And an IP adress traces right back to a registered user or place of buisness. If you sit at your actual work station computer doing this. Hate mail from a place of business reflects on the business.Imagine what a complaint to your network administrator would mean to your job?

A university education is a mofo.

@vain, what shall we sing?

~~@ PL..yeah wyonme or what ever his name is hiped me to that shyt yesterday..the IP adress! mmm mmm mmm that's how i know that how is all one in the same..Chimp_pansy aka jrlinkchainisfading bka Puzza azz hoe! lmfao!

@Bishop...Okay, I need to know the plan. Are we trying to bring Mafia's Halo back? I can almost see a flicker of light after the announcement!

*pointing...* See, see...look!!! Right there, right there!!! What's that? Is it a flick....oh, wait...never mind. LOL

@Mafia...you better not go anywhere!!! (((COME BAAAAACK)))

@pl, lol its ok babes, lol, she did break it down quickly huh....lol. but you damn sholl right.fukk them hoes

BISH...HOW ARE YOU...LONG TIME NO SPEAK

MAF...YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL..WE ALREADY SPOKE..LUV YA

Vain - I love me some Mafia...but much to your dismay, Mafia was ALWAYS borrowing my ever so shiny halo!! She never once had one - how could she? C'mon now!! LOL - Do you need mine or summn?

I just noticed your tag - dance bytch dance...LOL!!!!!!

Congrats to Kanye if true but I really doubt it.

Hellot to Everyone. Wow, what a mess! This is a big reason why I don't disclose much info about myself via the internet because of s/h/i/t like this.

The internet is no f/u/c/k/i/n/g joke and ppl, especially innocent ones get hurt. I will DEFINITELY be stopping in and out of here today if for nothing else..to see how much more personal info gets spread on MTO today.

I have a few people on here that I enjoy chatting with and have had a lot fun during the work day but that's as far as it goes. I don't play games like this and will seriously take extreme measures if ever confronted by someone who has obtained personal info off the internet and decide to pay a personal visit or some s/t/u/p/i/d s/hit like that.

I've often thought that too much personal sh/it was being discussed on the "main thread" of a gossip website. More power to those that do and then give up your myspace/addresses too. I wouldn't and won't.

The less a person knows about you...the less damage done! VALUABLE LESSON

SexxyRedd I miss your pic. It was so cute. I love your smile. And no im not hitting on you, Im just emotional today

Bish U know what ma, I didn't even peep ur MySpace at the bottom of ur comments (I must have overlooked it), that's why I thought pimpin was wrong for putting ur info up, but U already had it up, my bad mami

Oh well to the IP PI work...

"I'm VAINCHICK BYTCH!"

*in my best Rick James voice* LOL

@Lusil...me too! *holding head down*

@PL...I thought we were skipping pass all them. What happened?

@Jayne...bye *waving sadly*

@Bishop...LOL @ your PI work too! Get it girl! See, that's why I don't sweat it...too many of'em

@pl, girl you good, thank you, i know how it is!!!! glad mine dont come til the end of the month!!! yea, the new one is comin, it shows da whole body so these hoes can get off my e-nuts!!!lol

E-BFFFFF times infinity...I just saw yo azz!!

Baby girl, I feel you completely. It's wack that's why if you want to keep yourself stress-free, keep shyt personal. It's ridiculous!! You can't do anything about what they are doing...all you can do is come here and bug out...and keep ur shyt private.

~~@J'smommy hey Pretty Mommy what's good? ahhh U know the Bish anotha day anotha dolla..

*sprayn Roach spray mixed w/ Plug-it-ins plug-it-ins and acid on rats and rocahes* (( sssssttttttttt))

sprayn these hata's and just enjoying life! Damn i can't believe i been my dude for 4 yrs already! Time flies eh? How are the lil ones ma?

~~@ PL..yes 100 words or less lmfaooo! It's okay babes..we all have them dayz! lmfao @ Aunt Flo i though i was the only one that used that! ctfu!

IZITJUSTME Ive said that from day one. MYSPACE is garbage. My coworkers have gotten virusses off that crap, the office has blocked it. People here on MTO are getting their information spread like its nobody's bizz. Shelllys article yesterday said this site gets 80 million page visits a month. You know how many people are reading everything we type?

I mean do the math.

Lusil!!! You are so darm silly!!! OMG CTFU!!!

I should have know something...Me and Bish were trying to figure out why it kept on flickering in and out!

@Bishop...well there you go! Lusil just gave us the skinny on the borrowed Halo Mafia was sporting around. Acting all brand new like it was hers! LOL

@Mafia...Girl come back!

*in my Becky voice and pumping a fist in the air*

You're gonna make me like...like, write you a letter or like send you an email or something!!!

OKAY! NOW!

YALL ARENT DOING IT RIGHT!

BISHOP_TEE THE LIST YOU CAME UP WITH IS NOT ACCURATE AT ALL!

PL AKA SHELLY CAN YOU PLEASE CREATE A FORUM ON HOW ITS CORRECTLY DONE MS BODY BUILDER BISHOP_TEE HAS IT ALL WRONG! SHE NEEDS TO SEE A TUTORIAL!! LMAO

APPARENTLY SHE HAS SMOKED WAY TOOOO MAY BLUNTS THIS MORNING!! HER BRAIN ISNT FUNCTIONING CORRECTLY! ITS EITHER THE WEED OR THE STEROIDS!! LMAO LOL

P-Lickey...are you okay, pookie??? I'm here for you. And while it's not that time for me, next week will be and I'm ALL yours!! Me and Studly have hit a very hard patch in the road and I feel like I may give US a chance...whatchoo think????

PeriodLicker Flag post SexxyRedd I miss your pic. It was so cute. I love your smile. And no im not hitting on you, Im just emotional today

I never bought into the Myspace fad because everyone is just on there disrepecting themselves. Young kids with half naked pictures, young girls with no guidance in life. I've seen my Ex's Myspace friends.

TheShopMagazine

It's all good baby! Y don't u send ya girl a request..if i check ya out and all iz good..u needa hit up my Sxc azz Sista..hmmm matter of fact hmmm i gots quite a few bad ones in the fam..what u thought i was the only one?!! lmao

Damn i'm getn More Vain that V!! must be them 12 pounds a sista loss!!! Can't wait to put up pics frm my party this weekend..yall gotta see the Bish and all of the Bish's Hoes!!! grrrr

WONDERFUL! LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THANG!!

@pl, you know, i still to this day have not even seen a myspace page. lol did you hear about the girl in florida that got beat up by 6 girls over myspace? now them hoes facin kidnappin, battery, and some got agg assault charges. shyt is crazy. i dont fukk around.

~~@ V Said:

I should have know something...Me and Bish were trying to figure out why it kept on flickering in and out!

@Bishop...well there you go! Lusil just gave us the skinny on the borrowed Halo Mafia was sporting around. Acting all brand new like it was hers! LOL

***************************

Lmfao! Y yall messn w/ mafia?!! lmao! and V don't think I aint see u pull out the BORROWED INNOCENT VOICE ON YESTERDAYS THREAD!!! mmm mm mm smh ctfu!

@Lusil...LOL!!!

*running and scanning the room...*

Where is ATL? Where is ATL???

*thinking that maybe I just found my opening too*

IzJustMe - hi girl!! I feel you - discretion is always necessary!! I share what I want, keep personal what is personal!! There are some really good folks on here though - it's a shame everyone is so paranoid now. I guess with good reason.

LOLOLOL @ Vain - crazy part is that imagined you in your Becky voice - sorry, but the Onionz is way too distracting. I can do a better Heather - I look the part! lol

*Hands over one of my many halos to Vain* Keep this, girl....I have a closet full. I'm such a good girl *looking like a heavenly angel*....LOL

lol@bish

Vain Im skipping passed all them. Im good. I havent read a single hater post today. Wow I forgot how good the "legs up" approach works when rats are under the table. As far as Im concerned theres only e-fam on this board right now. So everything I say is adressed to us. And the 80 Million fans may feel free to comment but Im not reading it. So wasted effort.

@LUCY . . YELLING "THAT'S RIGHT D/A/M/M/IT ! !" FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM. LOL ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

GLAD TO HEAR THAT BISH... 4 yrs...wow congrats... In may of this year my husband and I will be together for 3 yrs....not as long as you and your man but we're getting there.

~~@ SexyRed ma where u @? U sound like a southern chick foreal..lmao! Southren Thug azz! lmao!

brb yall..gotta go piss on chimp_pansy aka jrlinkchainisfading

*WHISPERS TO FAM*

WATCH N SEE HOW QUICK CHIMP GET ON..AND JR GET OFF! LMFAOOOOO!!! oh WAIT MAYBE "IT" WILL MULTI TASK AND USE TO WINDOWS..IT CAN TAKE TWO 3 DYCKS AT ONCE DON'T SEE WHY NOT! lmao! oooohhhh weeeeee

@Bishop...HELL YEAH!!! GET VAIN BABY!! I can't wait to see the new ones. I know you've been on your rabbit diet for your wedding!

And about that 'borrowed' innocent voice. Uummm, if I wasn't in the same boat that Jrchainblahblah said then I would remember saying that.

*turning and marching out of room before the shock of the lie wears off*

Bish sent U a friend req

PL U never answered me babe

Once again, not enough resources…“CONCLUSIVELY REPORT” But while you guys are at it, please post this, and title it: 2PAC IN CHINA??

Hello MTO!…I am an avid reader of your site and I think I should share some “shocking” news. Please post this for the fellow MediaTakeOut.com readers. I was in China last week for a short vacation. I was at the all-you-can-eat buffet and just as I was going to my car, this colored man accidentally bumped into me, knocking to me to the ground. Startled, the guy apologized and asked if I was ok. As I got up and dusted my self off, I looked at who he was. And Lo and Behold---IT WAS 2 PAC!! I couldn’t believe my eyes!! I said, “Man, you look like 2PAC!” And he said, “[EXPLETIVE], I AM 2 PAC!” …..“WESTSIIIIIDEE”, he proclaimed as he threw up the “Westside” sign. And then he told me about how he has a new double-disk album coming out this fall. He said guest appearances will include: Britney Spears, Lil Wayne, Beyonce, Jordan Sparks, Norah Jones, Soulja Boy, Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Chris Brown, Sean Kingston, Carrie Underwood, Sanjaya Malakar, Rihanna, Lloyd, Jamie Foxx, Ciara, and hopefully Timberland. He said the first single should be out in July, hopefully around Independence Day, but there WILL BE NO VIDEO!!! He told me that he plans to return to the U.S. in 2018. He also said that he wanted to vote for Obama, but that he was afraid that if he cast his ballot, he would blow his cover. I know this may seem false, but he REALLY was in China. I can not honestly tell you the name of the restaurant because it was in Chinese, of course. But it was in Taiwan. He wasn’t with anyone, but he did leave in a 2008 Rolls-Royce Phantom. It was amazing! It was black with the license plate entitled: WESTSIDE. He did give me a contact number but made me promise not to give it to the media. He also gave me an autographed copy of the new CD and it’s a certified banger, as you guys say.! He told me that I could let everyone know that he appreciates their loyal support and to be sure to cop that new album in August. Please post this MTO! Let everyone know about 2PAC’s return.

Your “Avid” and “Dedicated” and “Loyal” Reader,

John Doe

looks like a class ring to me

Once again, not enough resources…“But MediaTakeOut.com confirmed with a person extremely close with Kanye that he's married.” lolll yeah yeah yeah….

Well, confirm this and title it: 2PAC IN CHINA??

Hello MTO!…I am an avid reader of your site and I think I should share some “shocking” news. Please post this for the fellow MediaTakeOut.com readers. I was in China last week for a short vacation. I was at the all-you-can-eat buffet and just as I was going to my car, this colored man accidentally bumped into me, knocking to me to the ground. Startled, the guy apologized and asked if I was ok. As I got up and dusted my self off, I looked at who he was. And Lo and Behold---IT WAS 2 PAC!! I couldn’t believe my eyes!! I said, “Man, you look like 2PAC!” And he said, “[EXPLETIVE], I AM 2 PAC!” …..“WESTSIIIIIDEE”, he proclaimed as he threw up the “Westside” sign. And then he told me about how he has a new double-disk album coming out this fall. He said guest appearances will include: Britney Spears, Lil Wayne, Beyonce, Jordan Sparks, Norah Jones, Soulja Boy, Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Chris Brown, Sean Kingston, Carrie Underwood, Sanjaya Malakar, Rihanna, Lloyd, Jamie Foxx, Ciara, and hopefully Timberland. He said the first single should be out in July, hopefully around Independence Day, but there WILL BE NO VIDEO!!! He told me that he plans to return to the U.S. in 2018. He also said that he wanted to vote for Obama, but that he was afraid that if he cast his ballot, he would blow his cover. I know this may seem false, but he REALLY was in China. I can not honestly tell you the name of the restaurant because it was in Chinese, of course. But it was in Taiwan. He wasn’t with anyone, but he did leave in a 2008 Rolls-Royce Phantom. It was amazing! It was black with the license plate entitled: WESTSIDE. He did give me a contact number but made me promise not to give it to the media. He also gave me an autographed copy of the new CD and it’s a certified banger, as you guys say.! He told me that I could let everyone know that he appreciates their loyal support and to be sure to cop that new album in August. Please post this MTO! Let everyone know about 2PAC’s return.

Your “Avid” and “Dedicated” and “Loyal” Reader,

John Doe

..IT CAN TAKE TWO 3 DYCKS AT ONCE DON'T SEE WHY NOT! lmao! oooohhhh weeeeee

ROFLMAO!!! *DYING* LOL!!! LOL!!! Bishop, Bishop, Bishop...CTFU!!!

@Lusil...*DEAD* YOU DAMN FOOL!!! LOL!!! How many of those damn things you have?

*accepting the one she passed me while being amazed at how fast a new one appeared in its place*

Wow....that's amazing!

*watching and waiting for another Halo trick*

@NCsFinest...Okay! One of the pictures does look like a class ring.

@Diamond...After Noon! What's up?

~~@ J'smommy..

Oh Congrtas ma! Hell every year you make it w/ some one w/ out the bullshyt is a BLESSING!! I'm old fashion when it comes to that..get to know ur man..get married..have ur kids, and just live life the Best you can! On our wedding next year it will be 5yrs on that day for me and him..and i can HONESTLY SAY I'M VERY HAPPY, AND THANK GOD I FOUND HIM.

Danigirl Long time no see

Good for him, those last two pictures look crazy!

@bish houston texas baby!!!!!

@diamond hey biatch, you stole my list and aint put my name on it!!!lol

ima beat u!

Hey BKYouth...Whats good with you? I see you're trying to show us a lil bit more love. Bout darn time! LOL

@PL...See, doesn't that feel better when you can just prop your feet up, sip on the best thing going and watch the rats dance to our beat!

"We're The Pipers...Dance Bitch Dance!"

And TO MY FAM. The only similarities in my typing style that some say. Its called english proficiency. I'm at work and type business mail. My english has to be proper. and if it resembles any other college eduacated person, then good for them as well. They can come be my assistant especially today.

~~@ TheShopMagazine

Yes Sir! I got it..

~~@ V..

*wavn my fist in the air* ((YELLN))

U better walk away!!! I know that damn innocent voice when i hear it!!!

@bk heyyyyy cutie pie

@da fam

what the hell, did yall see that shyt that nc'sfinest posted. lol. dat mofo say they seen tupac

@bish, me and my babes been together almost 3yrs, lol, its funny we have never spent a day apart, except that one time he was locked up fo 2 months. lol. congrats babes!!!!

~~@ SexyRed

Ahhhh Texas!!! neva been..judging by ur thug azz i needa come for a visit! lmao! Eva been to Miami?

AWWWW... (In a pouty voice) I am a PC illiterate! I don't know how to look at IP addresses

Danigirl...where you been girly??!!

@bkyouth

Hey sweetheart! It's been a minute since we last talked. Do you remeber our 1st "encounter"?

You are a cutie but unfortunately you remind me of my son so when I see you...I see him! But you got your hands full and I like the way you handle things...very smooth! lol

@Bishop...Damn helfa!!! You don't miss a beat. I thought I got away with it! I practiced and everything, thought I had the pitch just right.

*smh walking away...*

I don't know what happened. I was in the mirror this morning talking in innocent voice and working on keeping a straight face. So why didn't...*fading*

**THESE ARE TYPO'S (remember)** I CAN SPELL lol

*whispering* God forgive me but...

MS CHARMIN HOW ARE THEM SWEET N' LOWS?

@Dani...see, that's how rumors get started. I said Afternoon to ya! LOL what's good with you?

Diamond...hey girl. I see you with the curls. Get it momma!

~~@SexyRed shyt CONGRATS!! to u too babes..lol and yeah we pretty much spend everyday together except when i have my girls nite! lol Gotta get a break sometimes..even frm the one u love..if u don't how u gone eva miss em?

wow...well my man and i got married fairly early...after a few months of being together we were planning our wedding and before we got married we decided to start trying for a child ....took only once and BAM i was pregnant....got married and have a wonderful son.

our 1 yr anniversary is in aug of this yr...our son is 3 mths old

enjoy it girl..its the best. I saw the pics on your my space of the proposal...tooo sweet

What's up to my E-Fam I am just passing through I am too busy to talk today but hope yall be good and have a good day!

~~KEKO and Diamond Girl did i say hey? may bad..lol what's good ladies?

Keko how's ur arm doin' holdn that big azz rock?!! lmao

There I've vented. I've said everything Ive wanted to say and I'm good. God Damn MY Mood SwIngS Ughhh

Oh Snap! OBX, how in the world did I miss you up there? What's good with you ma?

LOL @ PL

this whole story is probably based around those 3 pictures that show him wearing a ring on his wedding ring finger. just because the ring's there doesn't mean he's married people. he's such an arrogant piece of crap, don't you think when they get married, he'll be the first bragging about how big and lavish it was?

Dani want me 2 give U a raise mami? Don't want U working too hard

officialbronxite que pasa?

LMFAO~~@ V thought u was slick huh? u always talkn shyt then walking away lmao! so silly..

*looks around and whispers to V*

Where did the rats go??? lmaooooo!!! watch n see..remember what I said! lololol

Officialbronx

that was not an explanation to the haters. That was to MY FAM. My fam has said that I write like others or others write like me, which isn't far fetched because of the 80 Million readers I am sure are typing from the desk their college education offorded them. Im surprised no one has said I am Anti-Dumb or the other cute one that used to post. But I guess that wouldnt be as much fun as pegging me as a hater.

Ugh...the emotions girl.... the emotions.

@danigirl heyyyyy cute stuff nice to meet you,

@bish, damn right, you can come visit me anytime!!!!! i got that fiyah!!!!

wut up official!!!!!

@OBX...~Big Azz Sigh~ NEVER! But today we're lifting our feet and being the Pipers. We'll make'em dance to our beat today! We must be magnets...I mean yeah we can pull'em but we just want the men. We only want to pull the men...

@Fam...Okay, my pace is starting to get slower over here. I'll be back shortly...

hey bkyouth

hey dani...thanks....been thinking about you...how have you been

pl..girl i feel ya...just got off my period

wow so what... lol

MTO's proof is a picture of a ring???!!

www.lovelifegodsexmoney.com

"Success is Sexy!"

@dollfacekillah he's such an arrogant piece of crap, don't you think when they get married, he'll be the first bragging about how big and lavish it was? --------------------------------------- LOL u read my mind LOL ...true that!

Officialbronx

I didnt know you were following all this? I never see you post on the main thread anymore?

diamond_girl Another Spoof... anyway my legs are going up. Will be scrolling past the b.s.

back to fam.

Bkyouth how are u baby? and boo please believe you dont wanna come near Officialusedup...she got more mileage than a old chevy! She a hater baby...

"Everytime I try to get out, they keep pulling me back in!!"

@Bishop...IDK where they went but they went.

@OBX...Don't cap me girl, don't cap me! I'm trying to keep up with this and what I'm doing on my end and getting lost in the comments. My bad... :-(

@Diamond...LOL at you and PL!

Okay, I'm out!

BKyouth see she showing signs of a stalker already...u dont want that...lol

@official man, i aint worried bout these hoes, i know im sexy. lol. im just puttin up a new pic of my sexxy asss!!!!

@dani girl, i got that effect. i think its the weed smell!!!lol

@official and bk may 25 is my bday

Dani Tell what I can do 4 ya'

@PL . . . THAT WAS A LOWWWW BLOW. "SWEET N' LOWS" ! ! D/A/M/N THAT WAS COLD. I D/A/M/N NEAR FELL OUTTA MY CHAIR LAUGHING ! !

YA'LL NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE !

STOP IT ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

[link to external website]

brb yall, lunch time

@bkyouth:

R u sure u remember or are u just sayin' u remember?

TEST!!

1. What was our debate about? 2. What did we find out that we had in common in the workplace? 3. What food were you eating that day? 4. Which e-fam member "smoothed" things between us? I remember...do you, really? LOL

PL.... "sweet n lows" LMAO!

MS CHARMIN...nothing against you sweetie...I just thought it was a funny referrence. Much luv.

Danigirl...I feel you girl...make that money baby!!! Play their game a lil while longer to get that cheddar!!!

*Pulling my left hand with my right since it is draggin on the floor*

Bishop...girl, don't you see these muscles I have now. I am on that new "engagement diet plan" Life is great! Bout to go on a mini vacation to check out some bridal show. I wanted him to come with me but he said that it was a little too fruity. Maybe he is right.

look desperato I mean Official ..dont be mad cause he gave u a 2 word answer....BK she lives in NY and is very lonely so PLEEEZE satisfy this desperate housewife! lol

***sorry about typos and misspelled words***

was somewhat in a rush...bossman is in here.

wow..u said that in one word... hee hee I lubb u Official biotch!!!! lol

You are spoofing the real diamond_girl right? I mean look at the pic?

Official girl take a nap! u sound sleepy!

lmao@diamond girl pic...wtf is that!!!!! boo pick your bottom lip up!

Wasnt the other Diamond GURL?

congrats kanyezeeee

Dani well U have the email addy right?

found this on cwtv.com website for THE GAME:

Update to the Staci Robinson book "Interceptions..." This is CRAZY!!!!

I found out her ex fiance in the book (the NFL player who was cheating on her like crazy with all the groupies then left her at the end for one of the women he'd been messin with...) is Roman Phifer who used to play for the Patriots. He is the ex husband of ALEXIS PHIFER, Kanye's fiance!

I read the book before I heard all this and now I have to go back and read some of it again now that I realize -

Charmin Im sory booboo. In reality I loves me some Sweet n' Lows.

somebody help...im having nightmares by looking at Diamond girl pic...that bitch look spooky azz sh!t!

Wow OfficialBX Desperately Seeking Susan....LOL U took it wayyyyyyyyyyy back, I gotta get Micheal J Fox's Delorian to find that movie

Official shut your boring puzzy azz up...[EXPLETIVE] say your puzzy is like watching CNN...BOOOORINNGGGG!!!!

I feel like I just walked through the Twighlight Zone and walked into the Forums. What happened to E-fam?

SEE MTO, YOU [EXPLETIVE] LIE SO MUCH YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE WHEN YOU TELLING THE TRUTH. DON'T YOU REMEMBER TALKING ABOUT THEIR PRIVATE WEDDING A FEW WEEKS AGO. PUT DOWN THE PIPE AND COME UP FOR AIR. KANYE MARRIED A WEEK AFTER YOU FIRST REPORTED IT.

Offiical bitch your [EXPLETIVE] is like the sierra desert! DRY! so sit your old prune shrivled up puzzy azz down and stick a bottle of KY jelly up that dry azz old pussay!

LMAO @ SweetNLows!! Good one!!

That ain't mean, that's the truth. If you called her ugly, that would be a lie. She's pretty...but they sag - no one's perfect! lol

Diamond LOL....nobody can go a single forum w/o mentioning how FUGGLY Datsu is....LMAO

Who cares!

Thats their business.....

FYI if anyone has Mc Affee, once you've located the IP adresses in the HTML code on the page. You can submit each one to McAfee and file a report. And McAfee pulls up an instant report of the Internet service providers location, then the link to the business the IP adress is assigned to. The business server then releases log reports to McAffee. Though it won't disclose The businesses individual computer to the Mc affee user. Warnings of mallicious use are sent to the business's network administrator. And they file their employee misuse complaints from there.

I'm sure glad I sucked that chick pussa that works in the IT department. It was a little dry and skinny, but it was worth it. Thank you lonely white girl.

[EXPLETIVE] fight

OffBX vs. Brasp

<<<<sellin' front row tix for a stack a piece

"let's get ready 2 rumble!!!!!"

@Lusil & PL...if you had to choose which one would it be?

2008 Fully Loaded Avenger

or

2008 Fully Loaded Sebring

I've narrowed it down to the 2 I really really like!

McAfee logs all complaints and thats how they build their security database. Though its mainly intended for virus source control, it sure makes a handy feature to have when on this blog, thats provided you have the corporate edition.

B U L L

S H I T

VAIN - I'm a Toyota kinda chick - had nothin but Toyotas!! Killah Cams to be exact...

Had a 92 Corolla - 2002 Camry - 2006 Camry & 1994 GMC Jimmy.

Hmmmmmmmmm - Going from looks because I am soooo biased, I would say the Sebring!! Fully loaded - never had one of those!! :-(

Trust when I'm 35, I am getting a Beemer - won't nobody stop me either, lol.

Vain, are either one convertible? Girl I dont think the Sebrings are sexy anymore. You need something with a bold faced grill. Sebring hasnt upped its design in years. I'd go with The Avenger. That one screams, get in my way and I'll run you over.

Official bitch shut your Joe's Crab Shack smelling azz up..bitch smelling like sword fish outta the dead sea! old tuna anybody??...its between Official's rotten azz pussay!

the [EXPLETIVE] bops off of Jay-Z again........

@ PL Unless they're using an MMIP Anon tool such as HIP 1.1 (like I use) then U will never be able to tell where I am, even if you perform a run>cmd>traceroute, it will always give U a fake IP addy...but I guess there aren't to many smart people out there...it also allows me to use Google as a proxy

Personally Im an SUV chick. Gots to luv my Nissan Armada. With these gas prices expecting to peak at $4 per gallon by end of spring, I will be crying. But I love my loaded Armada.

TheShopMagazine

You mean I have to go sleep with that skinny white girl again? You are not making my day.

LOL @ Dani I just don;t cut hair babe, I've been in IT since windows 3.1 (1993, when I was a PC repair tech in the Navy)...only the geeky cats are lonely...LMAO

PERIOD - I'm really a sucker for intelligence!!! And trust me when I tell you I can spot 'em easily!! ;-) You being at the top. Vain too!! I love the way you guys write....

And yes, as I've been told before I kiss mucho azz. I don't care. I'm the ultimate hype'man'.

@Lusil...EEEEWWWWWW!!!! I mean, don't get me wrong they are alright and dependable, but...You're no help! LOL silly self! The Sebring in more girly...but that Avenger is something fierce too!

@PL...LOL but Hell No! I grew up with converts do NOT want one. Too many darn blind spots for one. Yeah, the Avenger def screams that! That's for darn sure!

I'm torn!!!

LOL @ PL Nahhh, there's freeware out there babe U can use, just don't d'load the wrong one

PL best bet...use Linux, then get the compatiple freeware...you don't need virus protection for linux, at least for now, b/c nobody creates viruses for linux because we hackers like the fact that linux is free and so is it's source code, so U can write anything you want for it...try Unbutu

vain.. I know you did not ask me but.. I would pick the avenger...the sebring is nice but it looks kinda like an old person's car.

lusil...don't get a beemer.. I got one and I'd trade it any day for an escalade...get that...gosh I love that car..I would love it in black with chrome accents all over with some 28 floaters...better yet 30's. My husband says I have an orgasm whenever I see an escalade..lol

~~ I'm back! Had to do a few tnags for the Boss~~ What did i Miss?

~~@ Oh KEKO before I forget..yeah ma he can't go! lol I asked my ni99a to go to a trunk so for Alfred Angelo ( best wedding dress maker eva) and he was like hell naw! That's some chick shyt! lmao

Diamond girl...thas a few years away....why don't you take a ride in my Killah Cam now?? Oh so you tryna use me for my Beemer?? I said on my 30th, I would get one, didn't happen...but this is my next goal...and it's going to happen. So be with me when I ain't got shyt...and you'll be standing tall when I do! Ok? LOL

*Sticking my tongue out at Dani*

Nah, I don't have a Halo...I wouldn't go that far. Too much work trying to keep up with it. Cause we both know that bytch will fall off! Now, my innocent voice...I think you better fall back on that one right there! LOL

We're here in lil coutry town Tallay so the Chrysler and Dodge dealerships share the same space sorta speak. I was there for a Sebring then hotdamn there was the Avenger. Not just any Avenger but a Inferno Red Crystal Pearl! *drifting*

VainChick @Lusil & PL...if you had to choose which one would it be?

2008 Fully Loaded Avenger

or

2008 Fully Loaded Sebring

-----------------------------------------------------------

Either way you slice it, they're BOTH lemons. Chrysler makes the WORST cars in the auto industry...if it weren't for the merger with Mercedes-Benz a few years ago, I think they'd be belly-up by now. If you're going solely based on looks then I'd probably say go wit the Sebring b/c Chrysler is supposed to be the "luxury" line for Dodge so you may get a little more bang for your buck. But if you care anything about the quality of your car, I wouldn't recommend you purchase a domestic vehicle...or a VW/Audi.

@PL . . YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT'LL BE CRYING! IM AN SUV CHICK AS WELL. I LOVE MY TAHOE TO DEATH BUT THIS GAS IS GETTING A BIT RIDICULOUS ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

* Lookn back n forth between PL and THE SHOP*

what damn language are yall speakn??!! lmao! mmip n shyt! lol I'll leave that to yall..cause i will be to damn BLONDE on that subject foreal!

~~@ V hey chick i wrote u back

~~@ Lusil..u too babes..grrrrr

Hey, what do you guys think about the pole dancing classes for exercise? They said it is suppose to be pretty good...plus I will learn a few things...

I'm a cute car kinda chick - and I can picture you in your 325!! I've always wanted one! My brother had a Yukon Denali that I whipped around all the time. I loved it....but I feel so sexy in a tiny beemer. Can't you picture me in my B cap & sweats whipping around in my new Beemer?? Can't ya?? And 2ndly, I can't afford no damn escalade! I ain't no baller. And when I get my beemer it will be the display model that ain't got shyt but a radio!! LOL

So a Camry sittn on 13s ain't nothin???? You buggn, lol!!

jaylens_mommy Flag post vain.. I know you did not ask me but.. I would pick the avenger...the sebring is nice but it looks kinda like an old person's car.

lusil...don't get a beemer.. I got one and I'd trade it any day for an escalade...get that...gosh I love that car..I would love it in black with chrome accents all over with some 28 floaters...better yet 30's. My husband says I have an orgasm whenever I see an escalade..lol

TheShopMagazine

Yes I know all about downloading malware. But I have McAffee internet suite and site advisor. It will alert me if the source site is malicious or suspicious ahead of time. I ran itno that sometime ago with my old PC that was not linked to our network. I had to manually go in and do the system registry clean which was too tedious so I downloaded what was supposed to be a freeware, or free to try registry cleaner. Needless to say after the dreaded blue screen. I now have a brand new Dell at my desk and locked out of doing any maintenance myself. White girl comes over and leans her flat chests and big glasses in my face everytime I have a computer issue now.

Lusil if U want a looooong lasting ride mami, get yourself a Yota branded ride..i.e. Lexus, and get it in a Hybrid. You will recieve $3000 extra on your tax return for purchasing a Hybrid and you'll get 30-40 MPG. And since it's a Yota, it's dependable

LMAO @ Lusil...LOL!!! See, I didn't want anything that would cost an arm and a leg to fix! I wouldn't advise getting that car. But, when you want what you want...

@Jaylen...Old person car? The new Sebrings? They are sporty...look at me defending one of the potentials.

LOL @ PL she wants U babe

I like the style of the Avenger. I had a '98 Avenger back in the day. I loved it. But both Chrysler and Dodge get on my nerves. I'm a Chevy girl now. My last two cars have been Chevys.

~~@ Keko..yeah they have the hip-hop calsses..belly dancing..and POLE dance ( my fav) at Lady of America and some Ballys..it's pretty good. U workn almost every area..and plus u doin cardio which is always great! plus like u said..hehe u can learn a few thangs..when i loose a lil more i'm headn to that pole class! Give my man the best lap dance/pole dance he eva seen!!! whoooo-oooooo! 20's only dammit! lol

LOL @ Bishop I am still learning. I flirt with the girl in IT. And yes I've hit it.

opps * classes *

Dani - hi girl!!

You know it!! Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but i will NEVER get a used car. I got my last two cars brand new. I take good care of my whips...oil change, check...maintenance, check...drive carefully, check....etc.

The Beemer I get will roll off them trucks with like a mile on it.

Danigirl1222 Flag post @Lusil, be careful with them BMWS (unless its brand spanking new), I got a 740IL sitting in my backyard right now not working because the electrical stuff in those freakin cars are all wired together. We installed a new transmission and it burnt out the wiring...Fcukin BMWs...Made me mad thinking about it..LOL

Bishop & Keko,

No need - I'll teach you guys the art of seductive dancing, free of charge. Meet me in Boston...both of y'all!! Your inner thigh muscles will be toned like it's nobody's business!!

Oooh Bishop Girl, you know Im gonna come watch you through the window at Aventura Ballys LOL 6 o clock class after work you say? see you made my pussa jump, with your fine thick self.

PL!! lmao!! u lil whore u! grrrrr get it ma..and pick her brain at the same time! ahhhh the good ol dayz..*driftn*

~~@ Diamond girl..I'm very proud of u ma

*winking*

U know why!

((sprayn ))

ssssssssttttttttssss ttttttsssttttt!

LOL @ Bish

sorry, I let my Inner Geek get out

@FineWomanOfColor...well damn! LOL You almost shattered me. The fist person who's come close on MTO! Dang...LOL

Diamond girl,

I'm one of those girls who don't care. You can stroll up in a hooptie and I'll ride. Hey, as long as it doesn't break down, lol. I'm easy to please!!

So when are you coming to Boston to ride in Killah??? ;-) I got a baby seat in there too that I use for my nieces...so um, let's do this. ;-)

Good Morning E Fam.

Lawd just want to know what da hell is wrong with Kanye's face in that pic....that mofo will have Proactive takin' cover with that damn acne....goodness! LOL!

VAINCHICK,

You can't go wrong with a Camry! I have NEVER had any issues with my Toyotas!! Girl, I'm telling you....

LUSIL..I LIKE MINE...I GOT SOME 20'S ON IT...BIGGEST THAT COULD FIT BUT THE'RE NICE..NOT CHROME..SILVER TO MATCH THE CAR. I WILL TRADE THE 325 FOR THE DENALI THOUGH..LOL. GIRL NOT EVEN SURE IF I COULD AFFORD THAT RIGHT NOW...I GOT IT AS A GIFT.

VAIN..IT'S A NICE CAR NO DOUBT BUT MORE FOR THE OLD FOLKS

~~@ Pl..lmao! U a damn mess! Aventura NOOOOOO NMB yeeessssssss! lmao! Sorry babee all this thyckness is for him n lusil...

* whispers in pl's ear*

Now if this was back n my high school dayz..i would hit ya off w/ the BUTTERFLY SPREAD ( don't ask..don't ask lolol)! but then u would be stalkn me after!

*walking away putn an extra sway in my hips cause i know PL is watchn*

@ The Shop

All this computer talk is turning me on. Please tell me:

1) Youre a cute computer chick with curves 2) You dont mind a little time of the month in the mix.

Danigirl1222

lol hey ma! don't feel bad..i was tryna follow along! Got lost on the third word *smh* lol How ya been ma..my bad I aint peep u earlier..hehe

*pppssssssstttttttttp pppssssstttttttt*

TheShop - Thank you!! I was thinking about that too!! But you know what, I have an 06 Cam, so I'm waiting till 2011 or 2012 to get a brand new whip. But that's true...good looking out, kid. ;-)

@blackraspberry, whats good wit ya?

I want to put a pole in my bedroom...it’s a necessity!! Lol

Lusil...that seductive dancing is what got his attention...lol I use to dance(not stripper) but I use to do talent shows and stuff like that. I thought I was going to be the best video dancer EVER!!! LOL

Bishop...I should take some hip hop classes. Conventional exercise is starting to bore me. I took belly dance also...loved it. But my belly got a lil too big to be dancing...

**Song for Vain (Danity Kane)** We in the car We ride slow Doing things that the girls don't do The boys stare, we smile back All my girls in the rainbow Cadillac’s

@KEKO. . . . THEY HAVE A STRIP TEASE CLASS AT THE BALLY'S I GO TO. AND ITS'S HELD EVERY 1ST FRIDAY OR SATURDAY MORNING AND THEY ACTUALLY GET INTO THE ROLE. THEY TURN THE LIGHTS OFF AND THE ACTION BEGINS. LOL ! ! BELIEVE YOU ME THERE IS NOT A SINGLE MAN IN THE BUILDING WORKING OUT WHEN THIS CLASS IS GOING ON! ! LMAO ! ! THEY ARE ALL LINED UP WATCHING ! !

BUT I HEAR IT DOES HELP AND IS VERY FUN. I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO TRY IT OUT, I'M @ WORK WHEN CLASSES ARE HELD.

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

LOL at Bishop. The NMB location is straight hood. Plus they be doing the nasty in the showers. My little gay man ho friend use to go there and was full of stories.

Lusil No prob mami

One damn thing is for sure...Dealers will jump thru all kind of hoops for a bytch who's getting ready to drop cold cash for a ride. Their mouths water when they realize you aren't bout to finance shyt! I don't play the 'car payment' game!

What my tagline say again...let me read it one more time! LOL

Jaylens - if I didn't love you so much, I would SOOOO hate on you! You got that as a gift??? From hubby, right? LOL...Goooo girl!

@PL, real talk. are you bi? have u ever fucced wit men?

CONGRATS IF TRUE...

@Keko...Please babygirl, spin my shyt one more time. Let me get my dance just right!

The Butterflyspread sounds familiar. Girl were you NMB high class of 99?

Congrats to Kanye and Alexis.

BUT IF THEY DIDNT HIDE THEIR RELATIONSIP WHY HIDE THE MARRIAGE???

*RELATIONSHIP

PL Nahhh mami, I'm a dude... I wish U liked dudes too, but so much for wishful thinkin' LOL U definitely R a dime. And yes, I got my RED WINGS by accident...LMAO

Even though U don't like men, can we still be cool

Damn, VainChick!! No financing?? Goooo girl!!

My car is paid off on the strength that I hate debt and will work overtime to pay it off. I saved for years and years to finally get my spot...and now a luxury car will just have to be in the backburner!! Do you realize how blessed we are????? Thank you Lord!!

Jaylens - you didn't say anything about my whip sittn on 13s. Hater, lol!!

LOL...LUSIL ACTUALLY NO.. I GOT IT BEFORE I MET HIM.. IT'S FUNNY CAUSE ON OUR FIRST DATE WE PASSED EACH OTHER IN THE PARKING LOT AND HE WAS IN HIS 330CI AND I WAS IN MY 325 AND HE SAID I LIKE YOUR TASTE..LOL. I WAS LIKE OMG..THIS GUYS IS GONNA BE SOOO STUCK UP

DAT AINT NO DAMN WEDDING RING

heyyyyy

im baccccckkkk

full as hell. wus goin on

ATL I havent ruled out men. I think I've just raised my expectations of them. I dont expect to be nobodys jump off. And guys play that sh*t too much. With my girls I know how to control things, so as long as we're cool the relationship lasts. Its just a different pace with women. More emotional. I can't say I havent thought about a good stiff one from time to time but dealing with the male complexities and instabilities sometimes turn me off.

Dani Sorry, PL got me all focused over here on my inner geek, now I'm ready to go build her a PC to cool off...LOL

VAIN...GO GIRL..THAT'S GREAT..NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT CAR PAYMENTS IS WONDERFUL...GOOD FOR YOU SWEETIE..SMART GIRL. BTW I'M SEEING THAT MARY J TOO MUCH NOW..I'M STARTING TO FORGET YOUR REAL(BEAUTIFUL) FACE AND STARTING TO ASSOCIATE MARY AS YOU

The Shop Were cool. You must be new up in here cause this sure nuff aint my pic. This is EnchantingDime with my artistic contribution. I meant to take it off yesterday. But since her Titshake brings all the boys to the yard... damn right Imma leave it up.

***************VAIN******************

**GIRL DO YO DANCE**

We in the car We ride slow Doing things that the girls don't do The boys stare, we smile back All my girls in the rainbow Cadillacs...YES!

....Bet you ain't never seen Chicks ridin' this clean Louis Vuitton seats We do it deadly This how we keep it poppin' Make sure that bass knockin' So when you see us ridin' We call it show stoppin'

Hey Jakey, I hope we're cool. I got everything off my chest today, but I needed to. Love for all yall regardless.

Lusil sent U a note

PL Lmao! It's true it's sooo freakn true!!! but hey that's the one that's the closest to me..I got to the one in Pembroke Pines every now and then...but shyt i go sighn the lil papaer turn my Zune on full blast and ABUSE THE SHYT OUTTA THAT DAMN ..uh what ya call it eliptical? lolol I pay like $20 a month..can't be picky lol.

~~@Danigirl

Try it ma!! and i went thru the same thing w/ my dude..THIS PAST V-DAY RIGHT..I PICKED A FIGHT W/ HIM..I HAD A BAG IN THE CAR..SO WHEN I LEFT I WENT TO MY GRAMS..AND SHOWERED..DID MY HAIR MAKE-UP..AND PUT ON THIS OH SLUTY AZZ BLK ONE PIECE W/ EVERY DAMN THANG JUST ABOUT HANGN OUT..I PUT ON MY YELLOW SAKS FIFTH JACKET..ONLY AND WENT HOME...MAN WHEN I WALKED IN JUST WEARING THAT HIS MOUTH DROPED! TURNED ON THE J HOLIDAY SUFFOCATE AND GOT IT DOWNNNNNNN!!!

bammm bamp bamp bamp bamp! (( in my Sha-nae-nae voice))

i felt funny az hell dancing but hey was lovn it!! take the calsses they will make u wayyy more COMFORTABLE and CONFIDENT! TRUST!

going ta lunch folks be back !! grrrr

Vain, Lusil, Bishop

Help me... I'm talking to boys... I dont know what to do. I'm nervous *butterflies for the shop* *nervous in ATLs presence*

Vain

I wish I could be on the "no car note" level

**Bowing down with the rest of the crowd...

Miss Vain, Miss Vain... Please tell me your secret? I want to be like you when I grow up!"

Oh Oh Keko count me in that car ride sing-a-long girl.

once again B[SPAM]OOO damn bitch step yo game up with them recycled played out jokes! you [EXPLETIVE] smell like the bottom of the ocean! rotten egg smelling bitch.. [EXPLETIVE] smell like a paper mill! dont nobody want that loosey goosey gray haired snatch ------------------------------------------ WOW I guess this was supposed to be funny! womp womp womp!!! try again!!! lol bitch your [EXPLETIVE] smell like a homicide...DEAD ON ARRIVIAL! I'm threw wit your garbage [EXPLETIVE] azz!

Dani - you right! Brand new - don't care what anyone else says, lol.

Keko - I can't dance for shyt...but hey, come n teach me summn. Actually, come to Boston regardless!!! lol

Bishop - I want you to be the first chick on MTO to sit in the passenger side of my fly ride. OK??? Booking you a flight to Boston RIGHT NOW. Got your Beantown Cap too!! Lesss go girl!!

Diamond - it's on!! And yes, it's very well kept. Got the Yankee Candle Car Jar - Clean Cotton Flavored. You are going to fall in love!! lol

Jakey-Baby!!! What's good with you girl. LMAO, I will put up the other picture! For you I'll change it!

@Jaylen, Lusil @ Diamond...Nope! None At All! Don't do payments!

*in innocent voice*

Aaaggghh...

*Just got chopped in the throat by Bishop for trying it out too soon*

But, me don't like payments! Cold, hard earned cash. That's why I don't need any hoes worried about how I'm doing my job over here in these parts...I do my just pretty darn fine! Gotta Love That! LOL

Dani & Diamond...

Don't worry...I have a note also. And I brought my truck back from Cali. So I am paying Cali car note with Indiana money. Its all bad. I have had my truck for a lil over a year...maybe I should trade it for an upgrade or refinance.

Starting the song over for PL cause she didn't jump in until now...

See haters its so much more fun talking to us under your regular screen names. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now back to legs up.

funny...Show Stopper just played on my playlist on Imeem.com right now. LMAO

@PL, its okay baby, don't be nervous. take a lil sip of this and you'll be cool. now talk to daddy.

OKAY ONE LAST TIME

@officialbronxite AND blackraspberry

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMAO!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLBWWWW WWWWWAAAAAAAAAA...OOOH Y'ALL S[SPAM]OOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LAWD JESUS HELP ME!BWWWWWWWWWWWW[SPAM]A*reminiscent of the old days*sigh

OKAY I'M OUT!

@BLACKRASPBERRY, you aint speakin today ma?

Period,

Your beloved pussie is right here! You don't need to talk to boys!!! They suck! lol

@JAKEY:

[link to external website]

ATL oh gawd what are you doing to me? Can I call you daddy?

*in the middle of the road doing my two step*

Thanks Keko!!!

The secret is...your job has to love you! Save, budget, cut out extras...get what you want/need then splurg

Lusil I know some boys suck, but Atl aint like that. Not cause he leaves you for me you gotta throw that out there. LOL

LOL @ PL No need 4 the butterflies with me, I'm just a regular dude on the hustle. Let me give U the low on me: 6'3", 245lbs, brown complexion no kids/ oldest of 3/ master barber/ IT Technician/ and entrepreneur (The Shop Magazine droppin in 09, and 2 more start up businesses in late 09) What else U wanna know?

Keko & Diamond girl,

The way you have no notes is by following Lucia's lil' tricks.

-have the same clothes from 10 years ago, lol. -eat soup for lunch EVERYDAY -Skip dinner unless you go see ma dukes -Save pennies too...

That's how I got my first crib...and have no car note. But you have to sacrifice - EVERYTHING!! You will look ugly but you will have something later. In my 20s I scraped...and now I'm ok..hoping for more! Oh yeah, no clubbing or drinking helps too!!!!

Trust it works.

Remember, your credit is golden!!!

If he is Congrats to kanye! Alexis has been a great support for him she deserve the diamond

So ATL, While Im calling you Daddy, Can my momma hit you up for child support and deposit it into my bank account as car payments? Please... for me... daddy's little girl

@PL...Aw, snap now! You better talk to daddy...

heyyy atl

wussss uppp jakey baby

LMAO@ LUSIL...DID YOU SEE MY ANS TO YOUR QUESTION...WAY UP THERE.

BTW ...THAT'S TOO FUNNY...THAT'S THE WAY TO GO GIRL...EATING SOUP..LMAO..AND HAVING THE SAME CLOTHES FOR 10 YRS..LMAO. AND I WILL ADD SOMETHING TO THAT...NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER EVER GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE...NO MANI'S AND PEDI'S..LOL

Jakey - Ur here!! I missed you!!

@ The shop 6'3 245lbs? Boy you would break me in two, Im a little thing. 5'6 125, well 130 after valentines and easter.

ATLeon (waving) heeeeyyyyy baby (wink) whats up wit you?

her name is Official Dump Site aka garbage Pussay! lol

Jaylens - shame on you!! I never once mentioned pedi's. I do my own nails (ie, cut 'em short, lol). I have to have PEDI's...a must for me. I will look TOW THE PHUCK UP, but my toes are soooo cute. I need to take a pic to show y'all!!!

Tsk tsk!!! LOL

@Bishop...lol!!

***setting rat traps in the corner!!!

Hello Everyone...the e-fam is exciting more than MTO itself!!

www.myspace.com/Sharon35

HEYYY JAKEY..HOW S THE FAM GIRL?? PL..GOOD LORD CHILD YOU ARE SKINNY. I'M 5"1" AND I WEIGH THE SAME...BUT I THINK IT'S THERE FROM THE BABY..USED TO WEIGH 110 BUT I NEED TO LOSE SOME..FUNNY THOUGH CAUSE YOU CAN'T TELL...I THINK IT'S ALL IN MY BOOBS AND ASS.. I'VE GROWN QUITE A FINE BOOTY..LOL. THANK GOD I DON'T LOOK FAT...AT LEAST

LOL @ PL...you stoopid!

@Mafia...thank you thank you for coming back!!! We lub you. Now, if you could just hang for a spell. You didn't even say anything to Bishop picking at your Halo.

*looking from side to side whispering...*

You know she's always the only one talking about that thing. Only her...don't tell her I said that.

heyyy sharies

fukkkk hoeeeessss lol

lol@vain

But Im sure youre pretty with or without the baby wegiht. You have a babyface so that should hold a little chub okay and stil look cute. Im sure your boo loves every inch of you as is.

I feel you. I don't club nor do I really drink (only really wine). I only club when there is a big event here or if one of my friends want to go so they can get away from their husbands and kids. Me and future hubby do the lounges every now and then. I love the reggae lounges. But I LOVE LOVE LOVE to shop. I will shop for anyone and everyone...you, me, hubby, bum on the street, Jesus, Moses, Jehoshaphat, Mary and Joseph. And lil Scuffy too. P is really into all his lil electronic toys and whatnot. And as you can tell by my damn ring...he likes to show off. But we really don't have any major bills (just mortgage, car notes, utilities) we got rid of all the credit cards (credit cards are the devil!!!!)

PL LOL...U pry would teach me a thing or 2

lusil I have 6 words for U...check ur notes

LOL...LUSIL GIRL IN MY WHOLE LIFE I MAY HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 9 PEDI'S. I DO THE SAME AS YOU...CUT MY NAILS...SHORT. I HATE LONG NAILS..CAN'T DO A THING WITH THEM ESP PUTTING IN MY CONTACS. BUT MY FEET LOOK GOOD...I SOAK AND SCRUB..CUT AND POLISH..LOOKS LIKE I'VE HAD A PEDI BUT I DO IT MYSELF.

Only the black celebs are the ones denying they're married. Who keeps a marriage secret for 13 years like Janet Jackson did? You'll notice when she and Renee went to divorce, he had to get recognized for the work he put in behind the scenes. That was all planned by someone to keep him hidden. It didn't have anything to do with wanting privacy. I don't have a clue why.

I can understand Kanye wanting even more privacy since his mother's death but Beyonce and Jay Z, who knows. Today, it was reported in the mainstream press that when asked about his marriage, Jay Z said "I don't know what you're talking about". What kind of fool answer is that? That's about as silly as they come.

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY BABY FAT...YOU KNOW THAT PIC OF ME THAT BWAH MESSED UP...THAT'S MY MOST RECENT PIC..ABOUT A MONTH AGO I TOOK THAT...NO BABY FAT THERE. BUT YEAH MY HUSBAND LOVES MY ASS NOW..HE SAYS IT WAS TOO MUSCULAR BEFORE..HE LIKES IT SOFTER... A LITTLE JIGGLE..LOL

@ Jaylen

**Falling down to the ground crying like crazy**

NO NO NO...what do you mean no mani & pedi?

**nail tech snatchin the nail file away from me** >>>YELLING<<<<

WHY???!!!! OH LORD JESUS....WHY????!!!!

Jakey LOL its nice to have a hard one every now and again thats not Duracell dependent. @ The shop. I could teach you but Id have to charge. Bishop dont let it go so easily.

Bishop do that duck walk a.k.a bowlegged strut for me once again... that sh*t so cute. And look back at ya booty when ya do it.

Wow...I guess it's that time of day for all of'em to come out.

*pulls out the gold VC mic and taps CB4L on the head*

Mic check hoe!

*taps it on the head again*

Mic check, mic check...

(((GET READY...WITH ALL THE SN'S LOGGING ON AT THE SAME TIME FROM ONE REMOTE SPOT, WE'RE GETTING READY TO EXPERIENCE SERVER PROBLEMS!!)))

Girl I know I aint seeing right today. I looked at Jaylens last post and thought I saw "In my life Ive gotten 9 penis" I was gonna say you deprived girl. But that was my dirty mind ROFLM PL AO

lol, wow, yall realize how these hataz gettin scarce....ignorin them is the best thing to do

ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROF LM PL AO @ Vains Mic Check

And Im the stooopid one. Girl you crazy as hell ROFLMAO.

Whats up, EFAM--- How you doing?

If this is true then Congrat's to the both of them. WOW.....08' must be the year to be getting married.

Hey What's up to everyone that is here. I wont be on here too much anymore. So just want to speak to everyone.

LMAO @ Keko...girl I just realized something. You're a damn fool! Welcome, welcome...

@Jakey...*bowing my head* For you my luv, I have changed my pic back!

@ATL & PL...Oh come on!!! What happened to all the daddy talk? I mean can some of us let our imginations run with this? First you don't talk then you make up then a sex question PL gets scared and back away from the d*ck...get back to the daddy talk..

Awww, damn! There goes my Halo Lusil gave me earlier

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often!

I live by these words so nothing bother's me!!

www.myspace.com/Sharon35

lol@pl

vain, i was thinkin the same thing.

your name is burntraspberry aka acid [EXPLETIVE]! -----------------------------------------------

(throwing tomatoes at your corny azz) bitch take a dirt nap! it's ova! lmao!

**walking in the room, kicking over chairs, giving n1ggas wedgies, spitting wet paper balls b1tches ears**

KABOOM! Guess who stepped in the room??!!

What up OBX and BRASP? Where them other two knuckleheads at?

heyyy kandi, we miss you!!!!

Ok ladies this is the time of day where my blogging slows down and I go back to catching up with all the sh*t I let pile up since noon. Gonna be in and out.

Let the haterz come out and say they are me. Quite frankly Im not phased.

Ill be back fam.

dontbeangry Flag post officialbroohaha

im sorry i got your name wrong...i do need glasses...but even though my visions fuked up i can still see that diamond is like something off the cover of national geographic and that hotmesssexpot55 is right there with her...that ho head look like a cross betweet star jones head and a paperbag full of telephones --------------------------------------------------------

OMG!! LMAO...a paperbag full of telephones? WTF!

PL Do U take American Express?

wus up deraca!!!

@SexyRedd...girl, ESPECIALLY that one! That hoe so tired it's pathetic. I mean come on, the say shyt but a different day. Thats what she wants, why give silly hoes what they want. Sexy, you better read my damn tagline one more time. that means you too, you're the Piper...make that hoe dance. She wanna do something so darn bad. Tell that bitch to dance...

*pulled out my pipe and started playing a tune*

*enjoying watching these rats dance a jig*

hey fam, yall heard that dream cd?

Minx so unlady like.

And completely turned me on. Whats your number?

SEXYRED

What's up Ma! I been around, just been keepin to a minimum on here. What's been good w/ ya though? Where's that gorgeous pic of yours????

@vain man you see my sig, that hoe gets no attention.lol. i dont want that hoe to dance. bitch already make my ass hurt just by typin.lol

Brasp shut yo cornball ass up! B[SPAM]oo!!

SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB Flag post hey fam, yall heard that dream cd? ************************

Hell yeah, one of my FAVORITE CD's right now!!!!

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PeriodLicker Flag post Minx so unlady like.

And completely turned me on. Whats your number? *******************

LOL, so ummmmm, does this mean you take it in the booty?

@kandi, girl, im puttin up a full body pic fo my haters. but its really fo yall, i dont give a fukks about them haters

Vain as far as Atl and daddy talk. I know he still has a bad taste in his mouth from our initial handshake, so he might look to put it on me with a vengence. You see that nicca back muscles, imagine his booty. Thats pure horse power. I dont know if my revirginised self is ready for that yet. I'll watch him do Lusil first and see if she can walk after. then I'll think about it.

by official, brang that fiyah next time pimpin

@minx, man, im diggin it. fo real

@ Minx it depends if its your tongue. I dont mind my salad tossed either. I'll bring the ranch. I love your eyes and lips . Very exotic. Very sexy.

FWOC shut your scared get wit azz up!

LOL @ dontbeangrys avatar of Bobby and Whitney fighting over lil Bobbychristina

LOL @ Jaylens - girl, ur perfect. Your body is incredible pre and post baby!! Shyt...I can't see me pregnant - I have those birthing hips - not a good look! And the Juggzzz?? Forget about it. I'm hoping my husband doesn't mind just ONE KID, maybe even adopted, lol.

Keko - baby, you're good. LOL @ Jehosophat (sp?)...the good part about me is that I HATE SHOPPING. I only do online shopping. I love expensive things...but I'm disciplined!! And yes, the credit card is the devil - false sense of security! I feel you.

TheShop - You are S[SPAM] Sweet!! Thanks!!!!

Kandi - hi babes...

LMAO @ PL! See, I knew I could count on your azz! LOL!!! LOL!!! Thanks for the image. Thinking of his chest, back, butt...*drifting, fainting*

@Bishop & Lusil...you still here! I want to challenge you two! You're being called out

(((BISHOP & LUSIL, I'M CHALLENGING YOU TO A DANCE OFF...WHAT SAY YOU?)))

VAIN...I USUALLY DON'T COMMENT ON MY SPACE PICS IF THERE ARE TOO MANY I'D LIKE TO COMMENT ON..TAKES TOO LONG. BUT I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE CUTE AS HELL...F THE NAYSAYER'S..I LOOOVEEE THE NEW PICS...ESP THE CLUB WEAR..YOU GOT A BANGIN BODY AND THAT AZZ...CAN I BORROW SOME.

LMAO@LUSIL...THANKS GIRL..I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN THOUGH..THE BOOBIES HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE(ALOT) LOOSE AFTER THE LITTLE ONE...GIRL IT'S SAD...I NEVER USED TO HAVE TO WEAR A BRA BEFORE..NOW...GOT TO..THOSE BABIES ARE SOFT AS HELL TOO..TOO MUSHY..LOL.. USED TO BE FIRM AND PERKY EVEN BEING A 34 D.

You ungrateful bytch! Here it is I'm trying to give your dumb ass the benefit of a doubt cause I know your bitch ass follow every word I say.

Hey, that was on me so my bad. You really are as stupid as I first thought!

*SMH, walking and talking...*

Just can't please these stupid lil rats. One min you think they're smart enough to catch on and find out they are dumber than a man with no nuts...*fading*

Doesn't look like a wedding ring to me!

Congratulations!!!

Vain LOL @ What Say You gonna put in my Pirates of the Carib DVD now

@Jaylen...thanks babe! I do have a lil to spare, but on club nite...I'll need it back!

@Diamond...Not yet! I'm gonna go back out there tomorrow after work and drive'em both again. I think that I may be leaning towards the Sebring! It's something about'em I like!

@diamond s.w

y is you here?

Brasp scared?? As fast as you clicked them heels when you was getting embarrassed in your own thread? F*ck outta hea!

@dontbeangry: You're welcome you two dolla ho!

First off, Vain - I'm a bad chick! I can't dance worth a lick!! But I can sure fool ya for the first 30 secs...it's like, "Go, go, go Lucia"...and then everyone is staring blankly at my Carleton dance! LOL

Bishop got me...PLUS gangstas don't dance, WE BOOGIE!!

Baby girl, I hold up the walls!!! LOL

I'll look fresh ta death though!! LOLOLOLOL

Jaylens, I don't remember a time when my boobs weren't plagued by some gravity and stretch marks!! It's a mess...but definitely not as bad as some that I've seen, lol. I mean, they are lower because they are big...but I've seen some small ones rocketing to the ground, LOL!!! *daydreaming of being braless - ahhhhhhhhh*

@keko girl, you better stay away from the damn mall!!!!lol

lol@lusil

FWOC Wrote:

@dontbeangry: You're welcome you two dolla ho! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ROFLMAO!!! LOL!!! LMAO!!!

dont be angry. Only if your tongue can reach my ovaries.

LOL @ Diamond!!

It's a means to an end. I am the least frugal person I know. Probably generous to a fault...but when I'm discipline, ya can't stop me!! I love to enjoy the fruits of my labor...but when you want to own something in life, ya gotta struggle. And trust me when I tell ya, i struggled in my 20s!!

But yes, yes...CLEAN COTTON is the bomb!!! That's like breakfast to me, NEED IT!!

Hanging with me, you'll learn how to budget wisely, not care about going out....I'll teach ya girl!! I helped my cousin save nearly 15K a year...and she NEVER thought she could do it!! You'd be surprised on how much you spend on food and dumb stuff alone!! Alla that could be your car payment. OK...enough preaching! LOL

diamond girl looka here u flappy lip gonzo looking bitch...keep my muffuking name outta your mouth...bitch u look scary u look scary! bitch tom bout she made her face look like that bitch u was born wit that ugly azz twisted face!

Royal - I issssssssssssssss feeling dat!! Makes me wanna go listen ta dat right now!!

@royal

wuuuuusssssuuupppp girly girl, always shoppin, where da hell is my shoes? i need a six please.

They need to be massaged they are kicking my ass today

FWOC Shut the fuk up Road Runner..bitch your heels got holes in em from running so fast!

*stroln in..full as fuk humn T-pain*

She got itttt! shaw-tyyy she got itttttt!

What tha???!!!

~~@ V I know I don't see u beefn girly!!? What happened to GROWN FOLKS DAY??! Yall was doing so good b 4 i left!

@diamond

southwest houston girl. lol

~~@RoyalT ma i just hit u back! grrrrr

*Just got hit on the side of the head from the Carlton dance*

Okay, maybe the dance off wasn't the best idea with you! LOL And I'm sure you are cute as heck holding up the walls. As for you, I'm the one out in the middle of the floor dancing like one of Luke's girls!

@ Lucy & Diamond

Heyyyy girls!! How ya'll been doin???

@bish,

man, i dont think she doin nuthin....lol

but what do i know, im high anyway but she bet not be. lol.

Period,

I couldn't walk for 3 days...that's your answer!!! Go ahead...I don't recommend if your balance ain't on point!

We all know that Kenya loves attention... So I don't think he's not the type that will pull a Jay Z & Beyonce. He's gonna do it up!!!!!!!!!!!

LUSIL...GIRL PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO SAVE MONEY... I WANT THE SECRET

ROYALT...HEY SWEETIE..HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME

GEEZ...MY BAD..HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN...DID NOT MEAN TO POST THAT 4X

VAIN,

As I told you many times, I didn't get the enough from my African ancestory!! My lack of booty, melanin and coordination!! The 3 musts...and I failed miserably!! One of Luke's chicks??? I looooove seeing chicks who can dance like that! I watch in complete awe! My cousin had me out in the dance floor while I was doing a wack two-step and she's there doing some crazy reggae, dutty wine mixed with the soul Jah w/ some flips!! It's amazing to see...

For me, my drink (water) and a head bop is cool. LOL

Bishop can't dance either, LOL

Lusil...I do some internet shopping but I hate to put my card # online with all the hackers and identy thieft out there. But I have to try my clothes on. Shirts...ha! They need to fit over the midgets properly. And pants lie to me...one day I am a size 11 then I am a size 14!

**Note to pants** stop lying to me!!

Diamond...STOP TRYING TO GET MY RING!!! LMAO! Naw...okay, I will sell it to you...(holding my pinky to my mouth like Dr. Evil on Austin Powers)..for one hundred katrillion, billion dollars!!!

SexyRedd...I can't stop. The mall be calling my name (my gov'ment name at that)

SHHH...you hear something? Got dammit mall...leave me alone!!!!

Vain...LMAO @ "You ungrateful bytch! Here it is I'm trying to give your dumb ass the benefit of a doubt cause I know your bitch ass follow every word I say."

Simple but made me spit water out of my nose!!

@Royal...what it do girl! See you pulling a Mafia today!

@Mafia...Come Back!!!!

@Bishop...*in my innoc...* *got chopped in the neck before I could even blink*

Well damn, all I was gonna say was what! I didn't do any beefing. How could it possibly be considered beefing with some hood chick who don't ever have anything to say! Cause you know the hoe have my myspace addy so the hoe know how I look. She's the coward hiding behind two crackheads in her avi.

Shyt...

*reaching down to pick up my halo and dusting it off*

kandi you lookin good enough to eat girly. lol

Kandiladi *giving the Nod* what it dew lady?

~~@ SexyRed Hmmmmp okay she betta not be Beefn..

U HEAR ME V!!!!!! no beefn directly anywayz! lmao

~~@ Lusil..baby i'll ride in or on anything u want me to ..ANYTIME..grrrrr *winking*

Jaylens - for you, first step would be NO SEPHORA!!!! LOL! I hate shopping but I love me some Sephora. I hate buying clothes...but I loooooove face, hair and body products!! I have every perfume imaginable!!!

Me teaching you how to save is you being miserable....care for misery?? lol

2 corny bitchez...i guess since official aint got no jokes she gotta make herself laugh at that wack azz sh!t!

~~@ V *DEAD* omg!

Bishop...*in my innoc...* *got chopped in the neck before I could even blink*

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Got me chokn on my damn pepermint ova here! chop in the neck lmao! okay i was just checkn..GROWN FOLKS DAY AIGHT?

*bends down and picks up borrowed, re-constructed, lay-a-way innocent voice*

Here..sorry about that ahhh chop..lmao!

@Lusil....And water? Aww, hell naw! You'll have to go clubbing with me and Bish I bet we can get you out on the dance floor. I bet we could!

@Keko...LOL, my bad. But I just can't stand an ungreatful hoe! That's all I was trying to say! The shyt made me laugh too. I sit up here and laugh...it's funny!

Lusil good looking out babe. I knew he was a beast. *taking Atl by the hand and leading him to Vain*

congratsssss bro

CONGRATS!

LUSIL...I'M WITH YOU ON THAT..I HATE SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES THOUGHT..BUT I GO NUTS SHOPPING FOR SHAMPOO, PERFUMES, LOTIONS, MAKE UP AND SO ON.

Bishop bend down and pick it up again. That sh*t was cute.

Heyyy Everybody!!!

So glad to see there isn't any drama today!!!

@Bishop....Damn I can't stand your azz!!! ROFLMAO!! LOL!!!

But give it here. Hell, I'll take what I can get at this point. Between you and me I think Lusil gave me a messed up Halo. She had to cause this bytch right here...aw, hell hold on

*picking the Halo AGAIN*

@Everyone...Okay, one of my girlfriends just emailed me and said Luther's mom passed. Has anyone else heard this? MTO did you put it up on the main menu cause I've been in here all day?

Yes, Period...ATL needs an ONION like Vain's to destroy!! LOLOL!!!

And Vain, YES GIRL....they hate me because I'm the momma. I only drink water...and stand there miserable because I'd rather be playn scrabble! LOL. And if it's just dancing with the ladies, it's all good. No foreign dycks or balls on my back. HELL NAH. No dude can roll up behind me and start grindin...straight up, I act a fool. I know, I know.....THIS IS ME!!!! LOL - I need therapy.

Keko - NO SHOPPING PERIOD. Online shopping is bad too!!! LOL

Diamond!!!! I guess you don't want Lulu to teach you!! Tisk, tisk....

Please MTO don't start this same madness you did with JZ & Bey. Not again!

@diamond girl i dont go no damn where, im on my sis tip, im savin money ma, me and my fiancee go shoot pool or catch a movie, but aint really nowhere to go out here anymore

@keko *pants stop lyin to me

man, i feel ya. like a roller coaster up and down. lol. i just cussed some of my shorts out yesterday. lyin an shyt. they fit, but them mofos is like squeezin my monkey to death!!!!

Looks like I spoke 2 soon!! lol

*pulling out the gold VC mic*

(((BITCH LET ME CALL YOUR DAMN NAME CAUSE YOU'RE A DUMB ONE...DONTBEANGRY...YES HOE YOU...YOU RIGHT THERE!! STOP LOOKING AROUND, STOP LOOKING FROM SIDE TO SIDE, STOP ASKING OBX...YES YOU! YOU WITH THE FUKKED UP FACE, WEAVE, STANDING BEHIND TWO FREAKING CRACKHEAD...YOU ARE DUMB AS SHYT AREN'T YOU)))

@Bishop...My bad. I'm already heading to timeout!

getting the blunt from Official...inhaling (throwing that sh!t) man this stale azz blunt...bitch this sh!t taste like tea bags! fuk outta here wit that wood u smoking! lol

Hey Bish

@ SEXYRED Thanx for the compliment ma! LOL.

@ ROYALT That's my sh!t right there!! lol

*takes blunt from official, i sholl preciate it

@wild100s are you from houston? you look soooo familiar! btw, wus goin on

@royal ima beat you. you just left me biattttchhh, come back for tha crackheads smell this weed and think im slangin rocks dammit

*doing the two step by Royal cause that's my shyt*

@Royal...girl, you know how to spin'em don't you! That's what I'm talking about...

*doing my two step bumping into this lil stupid hoe next to me...*

Watch out bitch! Take your shyt for brains ass over to the other side of the damn room!! Dumb bitch...

*back to doing my two step bout to break it down Luke style*

Brasp the truth hurts huh? Yo Shirley Ceaser lookin ass got ghost when they turned the heat up on you!

@Official: Cuz her wack ass keep callin me scary cuz wuddent nobody on there to redeem her ass...f*ck I look like a pastor? I aint in da bidness of saving souls!

@dontbeangry: WRONG! I don't sell my pussay even tho it's worth a FORTUNE! Unlike yo Pretty Woman lookin ass turnin tricks for a hit. I seent you on the Wire quite a few times itchin and scratchin wit a bad case of the shakes.

[Luke] Muthafucka, sometimes, you feel like a nut

[Biggie] That's what you do What we got here, uh, check it out Here's another one, uh, uh By the Notorious B.I.G. Head, head, and mo' head Representing for the bitches Head, head and mo' head Check it out, check it out now, what Check it out, check it out now Check it out, check it out now, uh, uh

[Biggie] I got a bitch that suck my dick 'til I nut Spit it on my gut and slurp that [EXPLETIVE] back up Ain't that a slut, (Hell yeah) she even take it in the butt [EXPLETIVE] for about an hour, now she want a golden shower You didn't know that we be [EXPLETIVE] on hoes, bitch Luke and Biggie straight [EXPLETIVE] on hoes, bitch Lick your toes bitch, [EXPLETIVE] no, you must be crazy Squirt in your face and then I'm swayze Recognize G, straight up, I can't knock ya After Big Poppa, [EXPLETIVE] all of Junior M.A.F.I.A. The whole clique, dick sucked, ass licked Leave your number by the phone, bring your ass on home I roam in Lexuses and Benzes, the fly way With the flyest bitch getting head on the highway My way, deep throat on Luke's boat When the moon rises, I'm cuming in her eyes-es Just the way playas play Leave it up to me, I get [EXPLETIVE] all day Sucked all day, smoking blunts, counting cheese [EXPLETIVE] bitches 'til they [EXPLETIVE] bleed What you say ba-by

CHORUS: [Luke] Sometimes Biggie Smalls like busting nuts, Sometimes Biggie Smalls like getting guts Sometimes yours truely like busting nuts, Sometimes yours truely like getting guts

[Luke] I gotta [EXPLETIVE] her in the butt snatch (Yeah!) I gotta [EXPLETIVE] her in her muthafucking [EXPLETIVE] (Yeah!) I gotta [EXPLETIVE] her doggie-style now (Yeah!) I gotta [EXPLETIVE] her muthafucking doggie-style (Yeah!) We gotta suck, [EXPLETIVE], 69 now (Yeah!) We gotta suck, [EXPLETIVE], 60-muthafucking-9 (Yeah) But I tell you what I, I, I owe her one All the fellas in the house say this, "This head is so damn good" Tell them hoes (This head is so damn good) Now all the ladies in the house say, "This [EXPLETIVE] it taste so damn good" Tell them [EXPLETIVE] (This [EXPLETIVE] it taste so damn good) Now all the fellas in the house say, say, "This dick it taste so damn good" Tell them hoes (This dick it taste so damn good)

CHORUS

[Biggie] Biggie bag bitches from barbecues to Barmitzvah's The Big don't fit, use your lips 'cause I'm feeling kinda itchy for a quicky Don't take off your coat, all you got to do is lick me Me eat you, I beat you, then greet you to the door, Bitch, 'cause I don't love you no more Which one of these hoes in the lobby wanna slob me You know me, I like my dick brown like Bobby In the duke shoot, then the bitch get the boot Unless you lick ass and blow dicks like flutes I like'em cute, round [EXPLETIVE] and fat asses Educated, so I can bust off on they glasses I wanna cum on your tongue and gums, all night The bitch drink nuts by the pint

[Luke] Yo, yo check it out, come on Now check, check, check, check it out, now My pee-pee has a first name It's D-I-C-K-Y My pee-pee has a best friend It's P-U-S-S-Y Now what I really wanna say Now what I really wanna say Is I hit it, eat it everyday Now, before we go, we wanna know If all the ladies in the house is strictly-dickly Say it, (Strictly-dickly) Say it, (Strictly-dickly) Say it, (Strictly-dickly) Now all the fellas in the house, all the fellas in the house Say, say, we are muthafucking strictly-clikly Say it, (Strictly-clikly) Say it, (Strictly-clikly) Say it, (Strictly-clikly) Now all the ladies in the house, all the ladies in the house I know we got to go now, I know we got to go now I know we got to go now So see you on the next page See you on the muthafucking next page Biatch!

@Diamond...I mean COOOME OOOON!!! Is anyone that freaking stupid? Not stoopid, but STUDIP with the caps!!!

@Bishop...I know, I know...I'm going!

~~@ V lmao!! Okay u had a moment..I'll let that slide

*pointn finga*

No mo..now giveeeee me the mic! come on giveeeeee lolol oh and btw i just heard on the Michale Bsaiden show that Luther Vandross mom did pass away..*smh* prayn for 'em

~~@PL..*twisting away all sxc like* U like that? huh u like that don't cha? hmmmm grrrrrrr meeewwwwwooowwww lolol

@SexyRedd

Hey girl! Naw mami Im from the Chi! Born and raised. But I was saying the same thing bout u 2 tho!! U look sooo familiar to me!

FWOC bitch save that 2 wheeled car thats made of wood u driving around in! bitch only fortune yo puzzy is worth is a box of fortune cookies...bitch wish on a star!

Diamond...first tip - no ordering out. Bag ur lunches!! That's the baby step for now....I will preach to you tomorrow. OK??

And Jaylens - hells yeah, nothing gets me hotter than products!! My cousin gave me a Sephora gift card and I went craaaaazy!! Got me my Frederick Fekkai (howevery spell that ish) shampoos, conditioners...deep treatment!! I get this high when I buy smell good products...lotions and perfumes. Ahhhhhhh - can't wait for my shower tonight!!!

*on the floor like I'm fighting for my life*

Hell no!!! Give...it...BACK!!!

*Snatched it out of Bishop's hand got up and tried to run, but got my legs swiped from under me*

*on the floor again trying to keep the mic under my stomach*

You can't have...

*one chop to the back of the head, everything went black for a second*

*came to trying to figure out how I got in a chair with a blunt in my hand*

What happened?

*puffn*

Vain

***DEAD***

LMAO...was she looking around?...funny!!!

Lusil I will stop shopping...well right after I find outfits for my baby and myself for my mom's 50th bday party in May, get my baby something for his May bday, have money for my family reunion in July, and have money for Vegas for my bday in August...okay then I will stop...lol I have to...I have a wedding coming up.

SexyRedd...I think that they make pants smaller in the spring but keep the same number size on them because they know that you are coming off of your winter food binge and may have gained a few lbs. Just to make you feel bad and hit the gym. Its all a money scheme.

@Bish...I bet that hoe typing her azz off too. I bet you $10 e-dollars she is! LOL!!!

@Keko...hell yeah she was looking around. Bitch so freaking dumb she had to ask OBX is I was talking about her! Girl, I'm sitting over here cracking up cause I know that hoe typing her lil heart out...

She dumb as fukk so this should be good!

@wild girl, you look like my homie from back in da gap. lol. like fo real. lol nice to meet ya though

@official dis shyt right here nikka, dis shyt right here....dis shyt is death!!!!lol

@my fam well it is that time again, i will see all of you sexy mofo biatches tomorrow!!!! how about grown up day for the remainder of the life of mto? i like that. lol. time fo me to relinquish my killa and that ice cold X=RATED

ima fukks wit yall tomorrow!!! til then,

FUKK ALL YOU HATIN ASS HOES, SLEEP ON THAT. LOL

Hey there Wild100!! How are ya!?

@brasp: Oh you wanna go there?? Don't get mad at me cuz yo dry ass wrinkled ass pussay look all puckered up like its been suckin lemons! I tried my hardest to get you some but I couldn't even PAY a nicca to f*ck yo old dick deprived ass!

@ V whyyyyyyy!!!!! lmao! r u so damn silly girl!!! lmfaooo @

one chop to the back of the head, everything went black for a second*

*came to trying to figure out how I got in a chair with a blunt in my hand*

What happened?

*puffn* ********************** HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! u a damn mess! and I bet ya $25. e-dollas and a new wig for CBL..

~~@RoyalT u such a fukn sxc ass thug mizzez! u be fukn them up ma..that's why they can't stand u so! Join the club..OH WAIT U ALREADY DID AWWWWWW lmao! grrrrrr

Jakey - I am sooooo happy you choose to come every now and again!!! You damn right...hard to save, easy to spend. Kinda like losing weight...easy to eat, hard to take off...LOL

Now we need to bring those who have left us! *looking down and pouting*

LUSIL...GIRL THE OTHER DAY I WENT BUCKWILD AT SALLY BEAUTY SUPPLY..LOL...MY BUDGET FOR NOW...I BOUGHT ALL TYPES OF CRAP...GONNA USE A DEEP CONDITIONER TONIGHT THAT I BOUGHT THERE. GIRL I AM A SUCKER FOR HAIR PRODUCTS. I WENT TO THE SALON STORE THE OTHER DAY AND BOUGHT A NEW SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER..I'M PLANNING ON USING THAT TODAY TOO. I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THAT MIRALCE DEEP CONDTIONER..LOL

* Sangn along w/ V..and doin the cripp walk w/ RoyalT*

(( Giving my girl daps))

Aight SEXYRED u keep it gangsta nah! See ya fione azz 2morrow! grrrrrr

~~@ Jakey..My trilla!! feel like i aint seen u in forever girly! what's good ma?

OK ROYALT I GUESS YOU ARE MAD AT ME CAUSE YOU NEVER ANSWERED ME

@ Jakey

Hey girl!! Naw Im a Taurus mami! My b-day is May 14th! lol But I got mad love for my Gemini's cuz thats the only other sign that starts in May!! lol

I got a topic we can try out!!

What are PET PEEVES you have about the opposite sex!! It can be anything...from the physical to behaviors!!

I have a list....but y'all start it off!!

C'mon.....ANSWER!! Jakey, Vain, Keko, Diamond, Wild, BishyBoo...ANYBODY....guaranteed this will be funny....

OMG everyone is getting married. If this is true congrats to you Mr. West ----------------------------------------- Bishop,PL,Vain,LadyMafia

i wont't speak for anyone else but you ladies are correct. When you start going beyond MTO, taken things personal and wanting to get revenge by telling people personal informations that is going too far. *sigh* This is the way it will always be when someone has only a one track mind.

*THEY HEAR YOU* *BUT ARE THEY LISTENING?*

OK I GOT ONE...MEN THAT DON'T USE THEIR TOUNGE WHEN THEY KISS.

Atl see what you made me do?

Thats uncle luke remix of Biggie- Bust a nut

Thats for the haters that like to watch us bust nuts.

Jaylens - shuddup with the hair stuff!! You can easily use Pantene, Dove, Suave...you got that easy to go hair!! Mine is tangly, dry and falls out easily. It's tough!! It's half smooth, half naps....my hair is confused, lol.

ROFLMAO!!!! LOL!!! LMAO!!! OMG!!!

((((I TOLD YOU THIS HOE WAS OVER AT HER COMPUTER TYPING HER LIL HEART OUT. BISHOP YOU OWE ME $10 E-DOLLARS)))

I'm The Piper...Dance BITCH Dance!

Next!!!

LMAO!!!

Wild100sRunDis

Babes..I just realized that was u!! lmao! My bad what's good..and yes baby u iz one of the Flyest my fellow taurus! MAY 20Th ..oh lawd i'm getn old yall..

*crickets*

bwaaaaaaaa lmao!

~~@ LUSIL SAID:

got a topic we can try out!!

What are PET PEEVES you have about the opposite sex!! It can be anything...from the physical to behaviors!!

I have a list....but y'all start it off!!

C'mon.....ANSWER!! Jakey, Vain, Keko, Diamond, Wild, BishyBoo...ANYBODY....guaranteed this will be funny

***********************************************

Okay okay... I HATE IT WHEN MY NI99A BE SLEEP AND HE FART UNDER THE FUKN SHEETS!!! that [EXPLETIVE] be just simmern under the sheets..then I get cold and put my head under the comforter and BAM!!!

SMELL LIKE DEATH TURNED OVA!! TWICE!! Oooo chilee

Jaylen I got one. Women who dont use their tongue when they down there.

That was wack Jaylens!!

My first so far is BAD BREATH!! This dude was in the elevator and it smelled like a rat died in his belly!! I understand tart breath at times, but that's HORRIBLE!!

Next, I HAAAAAATE cheap ni66az!! I am not cheap and I HAAAAAAAAATE that shyt with a passion.

I got more.....LOL

FAM

"Now its time to say goodbye...to all my company..."

I will see you sexy bytches another day. I doubt if I will be on here tomorrow cause I am going to my grandfather's funeral and may not return on Friday. Have a sexy ass day heffas!!!

Blowing kisses to all the sexy ones...

Walks over to kiss Lusil...hands her the bank card. "please help me stop."

Vain...don't beat chicks down today (slaps her on the ONION)

OH SHYT!!! I almost stepped on those pretty ass shoes of yours Royal...my bad.

Looks down at my hand..."where the hell is my ring!!!! Looks for Diamond. "OOPP...I forgot I put it in my pocket when I washed my hands."

Bishop...see you at the Vera Wang show

SexyRedd, Jaylens, Jakey, PL, Kandi and everyone else I missed LUV YA!

Walks my stilettos to the door. Pushes the auto start on the truck... Turns the bass up...

"Grippin on the bed. Look at you grippin on the bed..."

Bounces out...

@SexyRedd

Lol! I guess I just got that kinda face cuz everywhere I go someone tells me I look like someone they know!! lol Cant wait to see ur new pic! Gon head and [EXPLETIVE] on these hoes!! lol

@Lusil

Hey girl!! I was reading ur post and I too am a sucker for beauty products!! I go crazy in the beauty supply store and stores that sell makeup! But im also addicted to cleaning products 2!! I bascially love anything that will make me and my house smell good!!! lol

And i also see the crazies are back on here...

In the words of Tommy from Belly...*Here we go again!!*

@Bishop...Damn!!! I didn't see your bet!!! You won that one cause that bitch came back. LOL!!!

*in my best BECKY (before you chop me) voice*

As if!!! I don't need to like call her name, for what? I mean if I want ass aftertast then yeah I'd call her name! But for what like? This bitch is soooooo like STUPID...

Diamond - EXCELLENT ONE!! I have male chauvinistic pigs!! Goood good!!

I hate short dudes!! I refuse to date a dude my height!!!!

NEXT.....LOL

BAD BREATH, NASTY TEETH, SLOBBERS WHEN KISSING..IF I WANTED A BATH I'D GO HOME.

WHEN THEY TRY SOOOO HARD TO DO THEIR "GANGSTA" WALK AND THEY LOOK SILLY AS HELL...AS IF THEY TWISTED THEIR ANKLE

WHEN MY HUSBAND ASKS FOR A SIP OF MY SODA AND DRINKS ALMOST THE WHOLE THING...ALSO WHEN HE ASKS FOR A BITE OF SOMETHING I KNOW IT MEANS HALF OF IT

*hate*

Im gonna bump that biggie when I throw my new sound system in the Armada

LOL..FINE LUSIL...BE THAT WAY. BYE KEKO PL..THAT'S FUNNY

@ ShopMag

if you are still on here. what is piggy backing??? *computer term*

Yes, Jaylens, BAD HYGIENE is a given!!

I haaaaaaaaate liars!!! Lying about any and everything....even shyt that makes no sense. He's like 30 minutes away but says he's outside, lol.

Wild100!! Yes Products are a must - my biggest pleasure at the moment, lol. And yes, they are here, but I ignore them!!

My pet peeve is men period. They stink after work they take their dirty socks and shoes off in the living room and what the hell up with their knows they cant smell when they sh*t stink. Sorry ladies I'm sticking to my girls. they smell like flowers.

@Bish Hey girl!!! Thanks mami! U know u fly urself!!

Ok...my pet peeve is...

Dudes with dirty shoes, jacked up teeth, stank breath, co-signin wit Jaylen: No tongue action when kissing, nappy ass hair, bogus clothes... I soud real superficial!! lol

YOu are HILARIOUS, Keko...

Good evening Miss...soon to be MRS!!! *grabbing credit card and cutting it up*

lmfaooo!!! @ LUSIL said: smell like a rat dies in his bellY !! Ooooo chilleeee lmao! ctfu!! that's some bad azz breath! hahahahaha

~~@ V..yep hand it ova * putn hand out* nah ahhhh $20 V...take this damn monopoly money ai ain playn w/ u! lmao! No more e-beefn V..u promised!!!

My favorite line.

I got a b!tch that suck my cl!t 'til I nut Spit it on my gut and slurp that sh!t back up Ain't that a slut

LMAO @ dontbeangry...if mine smell like chinese mustard then yours smell like sauerkraut!

Nah, girl...that ain't superficial....that's real talk, LOL!!

Good good....co-sign.

NEXT....

Wild100sRunDis Flag post

Ok...my pet peeve is...

Dudes with dirty shoes, jacked up teeth, stank breath, co-signin wit Jaylen: No tongue action when kissing, nappy ass hair, bogus clothes... I soud real superficial!! lol

LUSIL...LOL...YEAH GIRL THE FEW WEEKS BEFORE I MOVED IN WITH MY HUSBAND..HE USED TO BE LATE ALL THE TIME...TELLING ME HE'S DOWN THE STREET...OR IS 2 MINS AWAY...THAT FU$KER SHOWS UP HALF HR LATER

My other pet peeves are liars ( I hate them actually) and when dudes wear their pants falling off their ass! Gross! A lil sag is cool but when its to ur knees?!? Crazy!

* pppppsssssssststtttt ttsssttttttppssssttt tt*

Damn * looking at spray *

This shyt aint workn..let me get out the gasonline..

* splashn all over rats, lightn match*

((eeeeekkkekekeeeekkkk k ))

Die u fukn rodent bytch die!!! lmao!

(looking around) (smacking FWOC upside her head) Bitch see what u did! u ran all the ni99az up outta here...bitch close your mouth and yo azz! lol

Wild - I feel you....moreso than that is a dude over 30 wearing that shyt, lol.

A hate a dude asking to borrow money!! I ain't that chick! Forreal. I ain't in enough love to give away my loot....

To all who smoke cigarettes...sorry, but I hate cigarettes!! YUCK!!!

NEXT.....

Who gives a sh1t about this N1gger being Married?

Woopty Fvcking DOO!!!!!!!!!

I love guys with long hair

Did I just say that out loud. Oh lard help me. this period is kicking my ass

MEN THAT WEAR UNDERWEAR WITH HOLES IN IT...DAMMIT THROW THEM OUT AND GO BUY SOME NEW ONES..IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD GOOD ONES..WALMART SELLS DECENT ONES WITHOUT HOLES

FWOC

sauerkraut! LMAO...yeah bitch you gotta douce wit texas pete and dorito crumbs to make a niga eat you out!!! dusty butt -------------------------------------------------

lol@dontbeangry heee heeee

Jakey - JACKPOT - I feel you completely.

My ex thought he was the man - he was wack n tiny and stupid me never would tell him any different. Yes, my fault...but I loveded his stupid azz, LOL....

But yes, a dude who whines...hallelujah, amen to that, Jakey...hate that Ish...

I HATE NEGATIVE energy....someone who serves to steal my sunshine, hell nah...

GOOD ONES BOO

NEXT......

Yo whats good fam...another day..another dollar!

SO CRACKBABY4LIFE COME IN HERE AND POST 1 TIME AND THE LAST THING SHE SAYS IS WHERE IS THAT TRANNY HOEISHA!!!!! GTFO HEA!!!!! LMAO

BUT N-E WAYS YALL I STILL GOT LUB 4 YALL U KNOW WHO U ARE!!!! YALL KEEPS IT REAL!!! JAKEY HEY DOLL-FACE! HOW U DOIN!

1. Dudes who have 6 kids and 6 baby mamas and dont support their kids 2. Dudes who still live with their mama 3. Dudes who still live with their mama, dont pay her rent but got a hummer sittin on 26's in front of HER house 4. Dudes wit no jobs 5. Women beaters 6. D.L niccas 7. Men whose philosophy in life is...Full of BitchAssNess!!

@Bishop...see I told you earlier. All these SN's siging on from one spot server trouble. LOL

We must have made it mad!!!

*handing over the money and wig*

@Spoon...what it do!

DAYUM!!!! I DIDNT KNOW IT POSTED THAT MANY TIMES!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

DAYUM!!!! I DIDNT KNOW IT POSTED THAT MANY TIMES!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAN! SORRY YALL!

LOL @ Period - I hAAAAAAAAATE guys with long hair!!

And Hello there, MrCBR - not one message today. Iz cool dough!! Roar!

@Bishop...LMAO

I realized that I still had that bitch dancing after she messed up the servers. It takes a bad chick to keep the hoes dancing to your tune after you've left the building. Hell, I almost feel like Pac!

I realized that I still had that bitch dancing after she messed up the servers. It takes a bad chick to keep the hoes dancing to your tune after you've left the building. Hell, I almost feel like Pac! **************

**********CTFU************************* LMAO GIRL YO ASS IS CRAZY!

SERVER ISSUES IM OUTTA HEA!

Wild - you on a roll!! You wrote the book on peeves, huh?? LOL

Wild100sRunDis Flag post 1. Dudes who have 6 kids and 6 baby mamas and dont support their kids 2. Dudes who still live with their mama 3. Dudes who still live with their mama, dont pay her rent but got a hummer sittin on 26's in front of HER house 4. Dudes wit no jobs 5. Women beaters 6. D.L niccas 7. Men whose philosophy in life is...Full of BitchAssNess!!

@dontbeangry: LMAO! That's why your ass is shaped like a filet of fish. Square booty biatch. Smell like it too! I missed the beanie seigal joke but check you out giving yourself props for you own jokes! Here's a cookie...

@Brasp: Naw you ran them niccas off wit dat hot ass breath smellin like old broccoli!!

Dueces biatches!

LOL @ Spoon...that's why she can't stand me and Bishop. We are here for chatting with the fam and having fun. She can't stand it, but I freaking luv it! I mean, you just gotta love the lil bitches who think they can!

But, I am tired of her using me for practice! Everything about her is old! You've got to scroll up and see how dumb she is. I mean she knew I was talking about her cause the she hang on to our [EXPLETIVE] tighter than the crabs hang on to her pussa! LOL Seriously...she's not working with a full set!

@E-Fam...It's about that time (I still have a few, but with the servers...just incase) We'll chat tomorrow *giving hugs and kisses*

ROFLMAO!!!! LOL!!! LMAO!!!

DANCE BITCH DANCE!

Make sure you have a good one! LOL!!!

LOL @ Jakey....I feel you!!

Damn servers. Me sad.

Bye Vain!

JAKEY HIT ME UP WHEN U GET A CHANCE! SORRY BOUT YESTERDAY!

VAIN-U-B-HAVIN-ME-ROLLIN-CHICK! THAT SHOULD BE YO NAME!

Dayum!! Ive been trying 2 get back on here 4 a min!!

@Jakey

lol!! I hate we dudes lie about stupid stuff man!! Well i guess that does count all the men on this planet!!! lol

@Lusil Lol! Naw I wouldnt say that! Im jus a very angry person and alot of shyt gets on my nerves!! J/k!! lol

LOL @ WILD,

Angry person, eh??? So you are well equipped for e-beefin!! LOL

Alright ladies...I'm out...hopefully I see the ladies I enjoy so much tamara!!! ;-)

Wild100

Girl you sound scorned. Come to the other side. Come give mama a hug. You know I got you baby. Comforting Wild100 *thinkin damn this b*tch smell good*

hey, ya'll know Deelishis iz n Lil Wayne Lollipop video right?

But what kills me iz she was saying that she aint doin no videos ans she dont want 2 be a video chick but this trick was in this vid and in one of Paul Wall's vids. Liars boy i tell ya!

*Im bringing it up cuz im listening to Lollipop and I jus thought about it! lol*

@PL

U a fool!! lol

who cares

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/VELTSTATUS

@ crystalBlue

Yea im from the Chi too and we dont get down like that!!! I was reading the [EXPLETIVE] wit Wompwomp on Jr earlier and I dont know exactly what the e-beef is wit everyone, but yea it did seem like they were all cool and shyt. Idk cuz it is childish for someone to have 2 different screen names and under one their cool wit everyone and under the other their talking shyt! Idk, thats why i dont really involve myself with this whole e-beef. I just say hi to everyone and speak my peace and keep it moving, ya digg!! But imma tell u know, im about to check u out on myspace cuz...u put it out there and im nosy as hell!! lol But if u know u aint doin this shyt, dont even worry about it. Let folks think what they wanna think! Real talk!!

Congrats to them I love Kanye and Alexis is absolutly beautiful!

I dont think their on here anymore CB4L

Congrats Kanye. Stay humble in Marriage.

[link to external website]

MTO is so fake. They know they dont have any proof of this, and they can always retract this.

Wow.... Tell 'em why you mad... I know nothing about this whole "E-fam" thing, but I think I like it that way... Lol.

Anyway- Congrats if it's true.

Go and vote for Haitian Fresh!!! Gon Joc featuring Wyclef and Lil Boosie [link to external website]

hey crystal..nice to see you on again. question....why did you pretend to be something you were not...all those fake pics on your fake my space page. you were really nice there was no need to do that..we would have accepted you as is.

@Cb4L Umm...ok...whatever

@CrystalBlue

Yea i be on 79th all the time! I got 2 lil dips over there! lol *Shh*

But yea, us out here in the Chi is 2 cool for all that b.s bout we'll get it poppin in a min. I aint the type to let no one stain me! Real Talk! But i was hearing that folk was getting real personal on here and Its jus ridiculous! It aint that serious! lol We all on the computer, probably aint gon see anyone in real life, so...whats the point of getting serious! Whatever!

But what side of town u on? Im from the 100's.

Crystal

Let me tell you something you fat pale face horse

Don't ever say my name in any of your posts

How the fuk are you keeping it real when you the same bytch that had a fake black girl pic up pretending to be someone else and another race created a whole myspace pic with fake pics pretending

How can that kind of action be real? you don't have an ounce of REAL blood in you!

@verbalvixen.. I ASSUME THE HOLIER THAN THOU BABY'S MOMMA IS ME RIGHT...IS SO ....WHATEVER..FALULT ME FOR NOT BEING IGNORANT AND FOR NOT TRYING TO BEEF WITH EVERYONE. I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL ACCOMPLISHED. I'M GOOD THE WAY I AM...I KEEP IT CLASSY AND LADYLIKE SO HATE ON THAT.

*Ok im hope im not talking 2 a fake person! lol

Can never be 2 sure on MTO!! lol

Im so confused!! Jaylen help me!!

Im sorry i didnt even speak 2 u!! Heyyy Girlll!! lol

IM STILL PRAYIN FOR YOU CB4L!!!! ***********SMMFH**********

*I REALLY AM! BRB!

CRYSTAL ITS NOT LIKE WE WERE GONNA E-ATTACK YOU...... THEN SOMEONE GOT ON HERE SAYING THAT YOU WERE STILL HERE! WTF??????

CrystalBlue flag post

JR think me and my girls are on bull, sorry but in Chicago we aint brought up like that. We either take action or chill. I had always chilled on mediatakeout and never beefed with anyone, it wasn't that serious --------------------------------------------

"sorry but in Chicago we aint brought up like that"

Yea but you was brought up to steal pics and the funny thing is I always knew that pic was fake but these other idiots was complimeting this fake

"We either take action or chill."

YEA you took action alright! fake hoe!

"never beefed with anyone, it wasn't that serious"

It was serious enough for you to steal someone's pic and make a whole myspace with fake pics

Oh wow!!

'Sup ya'll.

Hot diggidy dayum! We got ebeefs on top of ebeefs on top of ebeefs. It's hard to keep up anymore. LOL

Crystal Blue flag post

"If I was someone else feuding or arguing with you guys, don’t you think I would throw some stuff out? Come on now."

Um no. if you threw some stuff out then they would definitely know who u are. that would reveal you, stupid!

"I am from Chicago I got a Chicago area code"

One of my house# is another state area code. with some phone companies, they give you that option. so basicaly, just because your area code is a different state doesn't mean you there!

"And now look Whomp Whomp who used to ride on JR all of the sudden you’ll are cool? Funny huh? She found a way in by using me and now she wants to ride or die with you and out people on blast…! Hahahha As a matter of fact…JR didn’t you think I was whomp whomp and lucky????"

Me and Jrlink is cool? word? lol how'd you come up with that?

And why the fuk do you care?

I found a way in by using you? A way in where? what am I in?

Bytch I only said you reminded me of sexyreddhtown (whatever her name is) so how is that using you?

And I want to ride or die with him? How can I do that on the internet?

haha haha

remember the good ol' days when it was just good, clean, wholesome ebeef fun that noone took to bed with them?

WILD...CRYSTAL CAME ON HERE WITH A FAKE PIC OF A REALLY PRETTY GIRL..WE ALL BECAME HER FRIEND..SHE HAD A MY SPACE PAGE WITH ALOT OF PICS OF ANOTHER REALLY PRETTY GIRL AND SAID IT WAS HER....ACCEPTED ALL THE COMPLIMENTS AND EVERYTHING AFTER A WHILE SHE DELETED IT OUT OF NOWHERE AND I HEARD SHE WAS SOME FAT SPANISH CHICK..SHE NEVER CAME BACK ON UNTIL TODAY.

Before I go

I forgot this

"Hahahha As a matter of fact…JR didn’t you think I was whomp whomp and lucky????"

Hahaha haha

I'm everybody, stupid! remember that

haha haha

I'M OUT!

*in the famous voice of ricky ricardo*

WHAT HOPPIN?

LOL

Cali_mommy

have i ever told you that you were my favorite????LOL

@Jaylens

Thanks sweetie 4 tellin me. I went on her page just to check her out and all her pics were private and she saiid she was hispanic/latino but i was reading ppl comments on here and they said she was posing as a black girl!!

*In the words of Flavor Flav: WOOOOWWWWWWWW!! lol

@Cali Mommy

I feel u on that! Im sitting here confused as hell! I was keeping up at 1st now im just lost!

Congrats to them both . Black marriages on the rise Obama as President . The Revolution is here !

SO I'M THE WEAKEST LINK...NO ONE COMES TO ME WITH BEEF...WHY....CAUSE I DON'T GET AT NOBODY.. I'M NOT HERE FOR THAT.. ANYWAY WHOEVER WANTS TO CREEP IN CAN...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN...I'M JUST SO ENTERTAINED BY ALL OF THIS..

Well said Jaylen_Mommy!!!

THANKS FOR THE INVITATION JAYLENS_MOMMY HOW MUCH ARE YOUR WELFARE CHECKS A MONTH? LMAO

IM ABOUT SICK OF YOUR MRS GOODY 2 SHOE AZZ ANYWAY AN FORREAL I NEVER THOUGHT THAT PIC U HAVE POSTED IS YOU..NEVER!

THE WORLD WIDE WEB IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO SEARCH FOR THAT SAME PIC SO ILL JUST LET YOU KEEP PLAYIN YOUR ROLE! LMAO LOL!

WHY IN HELL WOULD YOU POST YOUR HUSBANDS PIC UP ON A BLOG SITE ANYWAY? I THINK SHELLY ASKED YOU THAT QUESTION BEFORE!!!!! DOESNT MAKE SENSE!

YOUR ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE SOUND BETTER THAN OTHERS SUCKS...IT ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LAZY WELFARE HOEE THAT SITS BEHIND THE COMPUTER ALL DAY TO BE ENTERTAIN LMAO!!!!! WIVES WITH NEWBORN BABIES HAVE JOBS..AN ITS NOT BEING ON BLOG SITE ALL DAY..... *SMH*

YOU BE ON HERE ALL DAY AN NIGHT!!!

WILD100 IS CRYSTALBLUE STILL STEALING PEOPLES PICTURE FROM THE WEB!!!!! LMAO

MTO_AWARDS SHOULDVE PEEPED THAT!!!! LOL

@jrlinkchainisfading

I dont know bout crystalblue and her stealing pics but y are u coming at jaylens_mommy like dat? She dont talk shyt to no one (at least I dont think she do). Im just asking.

JAYLENS_MOMMY

YOU CANT FOOL ME!

YOU TRY TO COME ARCROSS AS BEING A NIEAVE INNOCENT PROUD WIFE AN MOTHER BUT IN THE SAME BREATHE COME ON MTO AN TALK [EXPLETIVE] TO CRYSTAL BLUE!

NOBODY HAS BEEN GETTIN AT YOU, CUZ YOUR ROLE IS INNOCENT, BUT IVE SEENED IT ALL FROM THE GUTTER HOOD RATS DREAMING OF PAYING STRAIGHT CASH FOR A WHIP.. TO AN INNOCENT LITTLE HOUSEWIFE PRETENDING TO ACT SENILE LIKE SHE DOESNT KNOW WUTS GOIN ON!

HOW MANY SNS DO U HAVE? DONT SAY 'YOU DONT HAVE TIME' LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN SAYING THE E-FAM HAS ALL THE FUKIN TIME IN THE WORLD ESPECIALLY YOU!

EVERYTIME I GET ON HERE YOUR LIL FAKE PIC IS ON HERE ACTING LIKE YOUR JEWELS BUT I SEE THROUGH YOUR HALF BREED AZZ IF THATS REALLY YOUR PIC! LOL

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK ...... I'M NOT A FAKE AND I HAVE NO REASON TO BE. DON'T HATE CAUSE MY HUSBAND TAKES CARE OF ME. I GET TO STAY HOME..SO WHAT. I'M NOT A GOODY TWO SHOES..I'M A LADY... SUE ME CAUSE I DON'T SIT HERE AND ACT LIKE AN ASS LIKE THE REST OF YOU. I MEAN SERIOUSLY I HAVE POSTED LIKE 5 DIFF PICS OF ME..SO IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS ITS ME. WHAT'S SO HARD TO BELIEVE ABOUT MY PICS..IT'S ME..I'M A REGULAR PERSON...GOOD LORD.

Like real talk, all bulllshyt aside, all this e-beef need to cease!! Its getting out of hand right now. Its not even fun to read no more! It aint even funny anymore!!

*Just expressing my opinion*

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS ME...AM I SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL...HALF BREED...LOL..NO I'M GUYANESE AND THAT'S IT. YOU PROBABLY ARE...AND I DID NOT TALK [EXPLETIVE] TO CRYSTAL..I ASKED HER A LEGITAMATE QUESTION...I NEVER ONCE INSULTED HER. AND BTW I'M FAR FROM INNOCENT..I COULD BE A REAL BITCH BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO COME ONLINE AND CURSE OUT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE...FOR WHAT...WHAT'S THAT GONNA DO FOR ME.

@jrlinkchainisfading

I dont know bout crystalblue and her stealing pics but y are u coming at jaylens_mommy like dat? She dont talk shyt to no one (at least I dont think she do). Im just asking. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

SHE SENT AN INVITIATION!

AN I GLADLY ACCEPTED! LOL

IM JUST SAYING... SHES ON HERE TOO MUCH NOT TO BE APART OF WHATS GOING ON!

THEN SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO COME ON HERE AN ACT SENILE! THAT SHIIT IS SOOOOO FAKE!!!

THATS THE FUNNY PART!!!

CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MAY THINK I'M NOT ON HERE THAT MUCH...SOME DAYS I'M ON HERE ALL DAY AND SOME DAYS I'M NOT ON AT ALL. EITHER WAY I'M GONNA POST A PIC OF ME THAT'S NOT SO PERFECT SO YOU FAGG0TS CAN SEE THAT THIS IS ME.I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO HATE ON SOMEONE CAUSE THEY HAVE A GOOD LIFE AND ARE HAPPY..NOT EVERYONE IS F ED UP YOU KNOW...SOME PEOPLE DO LIVE A DECENT LIFE AND HAVE A GOOD FAMILY...DUMB ASS

I mean to each it's own but I personally think those are her pics and she is a beautiful woman.

JAYLENS_MOMMY

OK YOUR HUSBAND MAY TAKE CARE OF YOU, BUT WHAT IS HE SAYING ABOUT YOU BEING ON BLOG SITES ALL DAY WITH A NEWBORN BABY??

YOU MUST HAVE THE SNAPPA LOL

I GOT ON HERE YESTERDAY AFTER BEING GONE FROM MTO FOR ABOUT A MONTH 1/2 AND THE SAME MUTHAFUKA'S ARE STILL ON HERE!

ITS SAD! BUT FUN! LMAO LOL

JAYLENS_MOMMY

OKAY!

FOR SOME REASON YOU HAVE CONVINCED ME LMAO LOL!

I JUST FELT THE REALNESS AFTER READING YOUR LAST COMMENT.

*IM BACKIN AWAY NOW APOLOGIZING* SORRY!

I JUST READ WHEN YOU SAID BRING IT ON...AN DECIDED TO TAKE A SHOTT ROFLMAO

HEY YOU CANT WIN 'EM ALL!!! LOL YOU GOOD!!1

HE DOES NOT CARE CAUSE WHEN HE COMES HOME THE HOUSE IS SPOTLESS AND THE BABY IS GOOD. MY SON SLEEPS ALOT...HE IS A NEWBORN AFTER ALL. HE'S ONLY 3 MTHS OLD...HE EATS AND SLEEPS. WHEN HE'S SLEEPING I AM ON MTO. I'M UP VERY EARLY AND GET MY CLEANING AND STUFF DONE EARLY. I CLEAN MY HOUSE EVERY SINGLE DAY SO WHEN I HAVE TO CLEAN THERE IS NOT MUCH TO DO SINCE I KEEP IT SO CLEAN. MY HUSBAND IS CONSTANTLY THANKING ME FOR BEING A WONDERFUL WIFE AND MOTHER...I COULD FREAKING HULA HOOP ALL DAY..HE DOES NOT CARE.. I DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB - where is a link to that? I had my tv on mute when the news was on yesterday and saw some girls fighting but by the time I umuted it was gone

JAYLENS_MOMMY

I HAVE ONE REQUEST THOUGH!

CAN U PLEASE QUIT HYPIN UP YOUR E-FRIEND VAINCHICK?

NOTHING ABOUT HER IS CUTE. NOTHING!

I HATE BEING MEAN TOWARDS PEOPLE, BUT SHE KILLS ME TAKING UP ALL THE BLOG SPACE WITH HER LIES.

PEOPLE NEED TO QUIT PUTTING THEMSELVES OUT THERE..IF THEY DONT WANT THE BEAT DOWN!

VAINCHICKK KNOWS SHE CAN E-MAIL OR MYSPACE THAT CRAP TO YALL.. SHES TRIES TO BE THE HEADLINE STORY EVERY MORNING WITH HER FAKE JOB AN PERSONAL BUSINESS.

I NOTICED IM NOT THE ONLY ONE SAYIN THIS........

SHE MAKES PEOPLE WANNA ACTUALLY SEE PAPER WORK ON THIS NEW VEHICLE SHE SO-CALLED ABOUT TO GET, SNAP PICTURES, SHOW THE TITLE (WITH HER NAME ON IT)LOL

ITS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO PURCHASE A NEW VEHICLE WIT NO CAR NOTE...HELL NAH ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

ANYBODY CAN PERPETRATE AN TALK SHYT THOUGH!!

ANYBODY!

PEACE,FROM THE BAY!

CONGRATS.THAT'S THE BIZ.

COME VIBE; KiN CAMELL@IMEEM.COM MYSPACE.COM/KINSNSPACE GOOGLE ME @ KiN CAMELL

JAYLENS_MOMMY

WHY YOU TAKE YOUR PIC DOWN?

YOU ARE BEUATIFUL! I TOLD YOU I JUST ACCEPTED YOUR INVITATION! DAM! EVERYBODY IS ON THERE GUARD *SMH*

ILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW!...

I DONT TAKE PEOPLE PICS... THATS A NO NO FOR ME LOL

THIS IS A FAKE SN BUT THATS IT! NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS!

And why do we care? I'm waiting on the big one...Omarion and Lil Bow Wow...

I TOOK MY PIC DOWN TO PUT UP ANOTHER ONE OF ME WHEN I CUT MY HAIR SHORT ABOUT 2 YRS AGO...AND I HAVE NO MAKE UP ON AT ALL. FOR ALL THOSE WHO THINK I'M FAKE...THEY'LL SEE THAT I AM REAL..WITHOUT THE MAKEUP. THEN YOU'LL REALIZE THAT THIS IS ME...

i told you all i was a star! lmao! how many times was my name all over mto today? FRED,I WANT THAT CHECK DAMN IT!

@crystal, throw what out there??? OOOOHHH MYYYY GOOOODDD! when are you motherfukkers going to get it trough your thick skulls that i can say what ever to who ever with my one and only screen name if i wanted to??? JESS-US-CHRIST! and crystal you better clean up that last part of your FAKE OF THE UNION SPEECH ADDRESS!

what did i say last night? today me and womp womp was going to be "friends," hahaa!

HEY LINK.... YOU SEE ALL THIS FUC*ERY GOING ON HERE...LOL

as a matter of fact,crystal call me tonight,we havent "SPOKEN" in a long time! *wink wink* ;)

(save it link save it)

damn it man!! i just want to do it so bad! but mto is slow as fukk!

some of you all will get it,but i know some of the SLOW ones are going to run with it for "WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE"

whats good jaylens?

crystal said something that made me think of you jaylens! remember all that shyt with your heediat gal fren?? let me ask you something? do you remember telling me something that you said you have never told anyone else but me about your personal life? dont you think if i was thinking shyt was being done and said by you and your man i would have blown you up with that shyt asap?? HELLOOOOO!!! ***KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON YOU HEAD*** lol!

whats up jaCkey?? haha! ;)

i just got that jaky jack jack! the answer is,BEING A DAMN MTO STAR! LMAO!

TESTING IS CRYSTAL STILL HERE!HMMMMMMMMMMMMM..... LEMME SEE I DUNNO MAYBE ! LMAO!!!! YOU SEEN SUSPECT TO ME

I WAS JUSSSS PLAYYYIN! WHAT IT DEW YALL!!!! JAYLENS........... DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME U OWE NO ONE AN EXPLANATION!!!1

and another thing crystal, see by you just poppin back up out of no where today and writing all that long shyt you wrote? goes to show that you have were still on here hard everyday! no one would have been "done" with mto and gone for so long now and come back today and be giving out their myspace page link to justfy shyt! you wouldnt even bothering commenting because you would have moved on and not care about anything going on on here...

and by the way,tell your "JAMAICAN" girl friend and your SISTER i said "WHATS CRACKALACKIN"!

did that n!gga just wrote "you have were still on here"? LMAO!! link you one stupid azzzz mofo!! oops! sorry..

(save it link save it)

LINK IMMA BEAT YOU!

WHERE THE FUKK IS MAURY......... ON THE NEXT MAURY SHOW ... WOMEN WHO GOT THEIR IDENTITIES STOLEN AND THE WOMEN WHO STEAL THEM!!!!

Just got home from the gym sore as hell, read up a lil' on Crysalblue!!

Wow is all I can say. You just wrote a bibliography on shyt! You are incredibly wack. Coming on here like you some innocent chick. Are you smoking crack? You are a fake bytch who deceived us all. Did you really get that promotion? Really? You are an ultimate loser for posting fake pics, fake everything!! You're coming on here claiming innocence...Bytch please!! If you are fat & Latina, be proud...don't pawn off some pics as your own. We are are regular chicks. I don't see how anyone would have put you down!! Jaylens is just way too nice to you. You are a stupid wack bytch with no phuckn life and who gives a phuck if you are from the Chi? Fake bytches kill me!! Make some phuckn sense.

And yes, some of us are real. I have one screen name - ONE...and yes, this is the Net...so there's no shame or fright in my game.

Sick of dumb bytches!!

Anyhow, Good night all....

HEY MY DOLL-FACE FRIEND! U KNOW WHO U ARE! JRLINKCHAIN(WHATEVA YO NAME IS)

WHICH ONE OF BLAX FRIENDS ARE YOU????

VERBALVIXEN AMEN!

DONT KNOW WHO BABY MOMMA IS, BUT YOU DO HAVE A POINT.

SHHH NOT SO LOUD THOUGH... THE EFAM MIGHT THINK WE'RE JEAULOUS AN WANT TO BE APART OF THERE LIES AN GAMES LMAO!!!

SUCH ABUNCH OF CHILDISH KIDS.. I TELL YA! ESPECIALLY PL SHE HAS EVERYBODY WHERE SHE WANTS THEM!

AZZ UP! TONGUE IN! LOL

A BUNCH OF DYKE AZZ BUILT UGLY LOOKIN BROADS SWARMING ALL OVER THE BOARD IN THE MORNING LOL

WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO COME ON HERE JUST LIKE YOU! DONT GET MAD WHEN SHYT GETS POINTED OUT!

YOU TYPE IT! WE READ IT! YOU LIE! WE CATCH YOU IN IT! WE POST OUR OPINION! KEEP IT PUSHIN!

YOU DONT LIKE IT! RESPOND! IT GOES ON, AN ON FROM THERE!!! LOL

AMEN LUSIL! WORK IT OUT! SUMMER ALMOST HERE!! LMAO

GET GUTTA WIT IT!!!

ITS TIME TO CHECK THESE IMPOSTERS! LOL IM RIGHT HER SPOON!!!

VerbalVixen08 Flag post Spook-isha

Get in where u fit in ok? I'm still tryin' 2 figure out what tribe u came from. U come flyin up n here all of a sudden and u know you're an eyesore so please "spook", cause u giving me a headache! ********************* SEE.........I REALLY DIDNT COME HERE FOR THIS BUT IF IM AN EYE SORE YOU MUST HAVE SEEN ME BEFORE....WELL IF THATS WHAT YOU THIONK OF ME THEN OH WELL! BUT DO THIS GO ASK YA MAN WHEN MY PIC COMES UP IF IM AN EYE SORE HOE..... OR DO U HAVE A MAN AT ALL .... IF SO I BET HE SCARED OF YOUR ASS WITH THAT DEEP ASS VOICE OVA DERE SOUNDIN LIKE BUSTA RHYMES BITCH U MUST BE ONE OF THE BIG DYKE ASS FAKERS ON MTO BUT IT DONT MATTER COME BACK WHEN MY PIC IS APPROVED NOW AUSE IM SCROLLIN PAST YO STOOPID ASS UNTIL THEN!!!! YOU BEASTLY FACE BITCH YOUR WORDS R NOT VIXEN HOE TRY MANLY!!!!

jakey_natey Flag post LuLu BABY...HEY GIRL!!!!

@SPOON & LINK CALL ME BLONDE, BUT I'M LOST...WHAT IS CRYSTAL TALKIN' ABOUT AND LINK WHAT U TALKIN' ABOUT IN RETURN...OR IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS SOMEONE ELSE IS NOT SUPPOSE TO GET :-0 ????? --------------- I‘m off & Amsterdamin this week!!! ********************** U NOT BLONDE BUT I KNOW WHAT MY BOY IS TALKIN BOUT!

whats good spoon?? i see you got a fan too??? LMAO!

@jaylens - remember click_here's pic? Maybe you should snap one with that same pose real quick and let that one be your new official avi. lol

hey, yall what ever happened 2 that dude e-thug?

wait, crystal's back? HTF i miss that?

LINK IF IT AINT CB4L ITS THE NEXT BITCH!!!! FAKE MAFIA,FAKEME FAKE EVERY DAM BODY !

JRLINK BABY BOY YOUR WRONG!

WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO BE ON MTO! WHY?

PEOPLE HAVE LIVES..JUST CUZ YOUR ON HERE AN DECIDE TO BACK AWAY FOR AWHILE...

DECIDE TO COME BACK ON.. YOUR EVERY SN ON MTO THATS BULLSHYT!

PEOPLE DO HAVE LIVES!!! *SMH*

WEEDNMYHEAD ADMITTED TO BEING ON HERE... BUT SHES NOT ON THE MAINTHREAD ALL THE TIME.

SHES NORMALLY IN THE FORUMS.

IVE NEVER THOUGHT SHE WAS SUSPECT.

SHE SIMPLY DOESN'T LIKE DRAMA SHE LIKES TO KICKIN AN CHAT IN THE FORUMS. THATS WHERE IM MOSTLY AT UNDER MY REAL SN

AN IVE BEEN ACCUSED OF HAVING DIFFERENT SN UNDER MY ORINGINAL SN! ITS CRAZY!! LOL

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH AVOIDED DRAMA! WHEN YOUR MIND IS SET TO THINK LIKE THAT.. MAKES YOU LOOK SUSPECT!

WOW!!!WHERE'S EVERY BODY?I KNOW YOU OUT THERE IM NOT GOING TO BITE.

There u go!! lol Thats crazy how i spoke u up!!!

JRLINK AN FOR YOU TO SAY SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN GONE FROM MTO AN DECIDES TO ALL OF A SUDDEN POP BACK UP MAKES THEM SUSPECT IS CRAZY!

YOU WERE JUST IN THAT BOAT.

YOU WERENT HERE.. BUT CAME BACK, AN GOT ACCUSED OF BEING EVERYBODY...SO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT STATEMENT??

ITS STUPID.

ITS ALMOST LIKE ATTENDANCE ON MTO.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BE HERE..

IF YOU MISS A DAY.. YOUR ALL 50 SN LOL LMAO!!!

Wild100sRunDis Flag post There u go!! lol Thats crazy how i spoke u up!!! **********

UUUUHMMMMM! GOOD OBSERVATION BUT THATS NOT HIM I DONT THINK!

VerbalVixen08 Flag post SPOOK

That's all u got? GTFOH! Whose pix u plan 2 steal? They haven't invented a camera yet to capture SPOOKS. Back to the woods u go! --------------- Ho-maginations runnin wild! *************************************** WHERE DA FU C K U GET THAT FROM ..... KINDERGARTEN COLORING AND JOKE BOOK!! *SMMFH*

lmao@spoon for that "busta rhymes" **hit** lol!

jakey,let spoon explain on myspace.

now i am warning you guys,shyt is about to get real crazy around here in a minute,just remember to READ BETWEEN THE LINES! spoon,jakey,playne,atl vain and jaylensmom is safe! you all claim that i be making up names to say shyt to people? yeah ok! we'll see! ohh shyt! i used the ' punctuation mark in a word for the first time!! LMAO! didnt someone tried setting me up with that stupid shyt yesterday?? dont you all think i know when i am supposed to use them? lol..i didnt make it out of "kindergarteeen" untill age 10 but still! oops! see that shyt again? its like i cant just chill and wait!

(just save it link,please save it)

@Spoon

Man, if its not him, thats too crazy how ppl pic jackin! lol Damn, im soo confused on here! I hard trying to figure out who is who nowadays! lol

VERBAL...WHO THE FU@K CLAIMS TO HAVE IT ALL...NOT ME. HEY...SOME DAYS I'M ON HERE ALL THE TIME SO TIMES I'M NOT ...SO WHAT. IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT HOW I CAN BE ON HERE ALL DAY LONG..SCROLL UP AND READ...OR ARE YOU ILLETERATE. I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SH!T TO YOU DUMB ASSES ANYMORE...MY LIFE IS JUST FINE...SO HATE ON ME IF YOU WANT...YOU'RE ON HERE TOO...WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

AND LINK...NO I DON'T REMEMBER THAT PERSONAL THING ABOUT MYSELF I TOLD YOU...REFRESH MY MEMORY

Wild100 I RETIRED LOL...IM STILL HERE WHATS UP SPOON THIS [EXPLETIVE] GOT TO CRAZY FOR ME.WHY BLAX

*I meant its hard trying 2 figure out who is who nowadays!

Wild100sRunDis Flag post @Spoon

Man, if its not him, thats too crazy how ppl pic jackin! lol Damn, im soo confused on here! I hard trying to figure out who is who nowadays! lol --------------- *sneezes* Im allergic 2 bullshit!!! **********************

LMAOOOOOO!!!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY MTO CONFUSING THE FUKK OUTTA FOLKS MAN! LMAOOOOOO!!!!

JAYLENS I THINK HE WAS TALKIN TO CRYSTAL!

IF THATS THE CASE WHERE MY BOY ILLPHILLY AT? WITH ALL THE DOPE RHYMMES?? MINX ETC ALL THE OLD PEOPLE.........

PEOPLE HAVE LIVES. PLEASE DONT ACT LIKE ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO TURN AWAY FROM THIS BLOG!

I DID SAY MTO IS ADDICTIVE...BUT AT THE SAME TIME.. THESE STORIES DO BE SOME BULLSHYT SOMETIMES.. AN I DO GET SICK OF SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE, AN ALL THE LIES!!

THATS WHY IM NORMALLY IN THE FORUMS!

@mylinkchainisfading, see what i am talking about and why i have to do what i am going to do? because you all wont chill with that me making up names to tell people shyt whats on my mind! ok,cool,its all good. we will see..

and the difference with me coming back is that i was gone for just a week and a half,crystal was gone since what? like christmas or some shyt?? plus i was still talking to fam members on myspace..so womp womp wooooomp! lol! ;)

NO SPOON HE WAS TALKING TO ME...

OMFG! ............ AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!! OMFG!!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING !!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOO ROTFLMAOOOO!!!

..................YOUR(LAUGHING)TAG IS KILLING ME!!!!! LMAO!

KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON YOU OOOOOOOO OO AAAHHHHH AAAHAHHHH AHHHH OOOOOO OOOO AAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH [SPAM]AAAAAAAHHHH

OKAY IM OUT

@jrlink Flag post @mylinkchainisfading, see what i am talking about and why i have to do what i am going to do? because you all wont chill with that me making up names to tell people shyt whats on my mind! ok,cool,its all good. we will see..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WHAT THE FUKK WAS THAT DUDE? LMAO!

OH MY BAD!

WILDI00 CRYSTALBLUE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE

AN HONESTLY JRLINK ALL OF YOU GUYS TYPING STYLES LOOK ALIKE!

SINCE YOUR SAYING PEOPLE ARE JUST POPPIN UP ARE YOU MAKING THEM??

TELL ME WHO I AM! PLEASE! LMAO LOL YOU SEEM TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!! LOL

@jakey, ok boo,ill hit you up later...

@jaylens, nahh,i wont do that on here...it seems strange that you wouldnt remember that! could it be that your man is standing there and is telling you to say that because he wants to know what am i talking about?? lol..nahh n!gga,you aint hearing from me if thats the case! lmao *********** ok now i am sure you are not going to get that one either jaylen,so some one please break it down for her..lol..she is just so cute some times i swear :)

and the difference with me coming back is that i was gone for just a week and a half,crystal was gone since what? like christmas or some shyt?? plus i was still talking to fam members on myspace..so womp womp wooooomp! lol! ;) (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

AN...............????

SHES BEEN GONE SINCE X-MAS HUH?

SOOOOO WHATS THE RULE JRLINK?

YOUU CANT BE GONE LONGER THAN A MONTH? LOL

THAT MAKES YOU EVERY DIFFERENT SN ON MTO BWAHHHHHHHHHH LMAO LOL NONSENSE!!!

CRYSTALBLUE DID THE RIGHT THING BY DELETING HER MYSPACE.....ANY NUT WOULD KNOW THAT! LOL

HELLZ-2-DA NIZZAW! LMAO

WELL IM OUT IM GOIN NOW HAVE TO GET READY FOR TOMORROW!

HEY..... DONT NOBODY BETTA BE WIT DAT FUKKERY WHEN I LEAVE EITHER! LMAO!!! J/K

@jrlinkchainisfading

Why would u think me and crystalblue are the same people? Enlighten me.

@jrlinkchainisfading Flag post WILDI00 CRYSTALBLUE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE

AN HONESTLY JRLINK ALL OF YOU GUYS TYPING STYLES LOOK ALIKE!

SINCE YOUR SAYING PEOPLE ARE JUST POPPIN UP ARE YOU MAKING THEM??

TELL ME WHO I AM! PLEASE! LMAO LOL YOU SEEM TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!! LOL >>>>>>>>

lets make a deal,if i get this right you will change your signature to "get these daisy dukes outta my ass" instead of "assets" ok?

YOU ARE ME WITH MY FADING LINK CHAIN!! LMAOOOOO!!!

VerbalVixen08 Flag post SPOONY

Bring your "A-Game" next time ok? Typing in all caps suggests that your vocab is limited so u got 2 write big to make sure you are heard.

I gotta go folks. HEY SPOOKISHA remember to avoid all mirrors, it could be hazardous 2 your health. Real talk!! LMAO ************

GTFOHEA MCGRUFF!

Baby Momma: I see you took a break. 15min for your real family and the rest goes to MTO uh? Smart girl! (not) --------------- Ho-maginations runnin wild!

I SEE U REALLY NEED ATTENTION FROM SOMEONE ,,,,,,*SMDH* TRYIN TO E-BEEF WITH SOMEONE WHO DONT EVEN BATTLE OW WEAK!

FAGG0T BITCH!

*****************HOW**************

actually...yes! thats exactly the right rule!! how do you know that? i bet you are fred huh? everybody is fred to me, lmao!!!

(save it link save it)

SPOONISHA IS BIGBOOTY_FAN LMAO!

YOUR RIGHT! KING KONG AINT GOT NUTTIN ON YOUR BIG BLACK MONKEY LOOKINN AZZ LOL LMAO ROFLMAO!

LAST NIGHT I WAS WONDERING WHY YOU WAS OOOHHHH HAAAA OOOOOOOHH AWWWWWWWING!

YOU WERENT GETTING STUCK IN THE AZZ...YOU WAS TRYING TO GET THAT TREE BRANCH OUTTA YA AZZ FROM SWINGING IN THE JUNGLE LMAO LOL BY BAD!

I WILL GET IT NEXT TIME! LOL

BET JRLINK

ALTHOUGH ASSETS ARE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS! LOL

I CAN STILL CHANGE IT!!! LMAO

CHECKING MONKEYSPACE FROM COCONUTREE OOOOOOOO OO AAAHHHHH AAAHAHHHH AHHHH OOOOOO OOOO AAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH [SPAM]AAAAAAAHHHH

OKAY IM OUT

DAM! JRLINK. MY BAD!

I JUST SAW YOUR 1ST ATTEMPT.

GAME OVER!

YOUR CLOSE ENOUGH....NOT FRED BUT..........

*IN MY MARTIN VOICE* AHHHH DAMMM STAY TUNED! LMAO

GTFOHEA IF SO IM BIG BOOTY FAN HUNH?......... WRONG SO GO AHEAD AND CHANGE IT TO I GET FUKKED IN THE FACE ALOT! U STOOPID ASS! SEE WHAT U DONT REALIZE IS THAT IM PROUD TO BE ME BIATCH AND THATS A FACT!

TELL ME WHICH FRIEND R U????? AND U KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

OK IM ONE!

DONE!

SPOONISHA

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING?

THE BET WASNT WITH YOU.

WIPE SOME OF THAT GREASE OFF YA FACE AN WAKE UP DEAR.

IT WAS WITH JRLINK

I REMEMBER TELLING YOU I LIKED YOU.. DONT GO GETTING ALL TUFF AN MANLY ON ME LMAO LOL!!

SPOONISHA OOOOOHHHHH OHHHHHHHH

IP ADDRESSES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES YALL THOUGHT THE MAURY SHOW WAS FRONT SEAT AN POP CORN

KING KONG AINT GOT NUTTIN ON WHAT WILL BE REVEALED FRIDAY!!!

SORRY I COULDNT POST THE RESULTS TODAY.. HAD A MEETING.

THE DAY GOT CHANGED!

GOOD NITE FOLKS!

THE NEXT SHIFT SHOULD HERE SHORTLY LOL!

by the way, PERIODLICKER, i likes ya! you are my home slice "in every way"...you know i like you too so dont front either! and dont no one go start wondering shyt now! period licker knows what i am talking about!

WHY WOULD I BE DOWN WITH LINK BUT FUKK WITH HIM GTFOHEA!

LET IT BE REVEALED!

AND U CAN KEEP THE SIDE JOKES! CAUSE IM PROUD OF ME OK! YOULL SEE!!!

IM ME! OK SO STOP ACCUSING ME NOW I DONT ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SMGDH*

MTO_AWARDS THE AWARD FOR BEST COVERING OF THEIR TRACKS GOES TO:

WOMPWOMP A.K.A CRYSTAL A.K.A E-FAMSTALKER

WOMP WOMP FOR COINCIDENTALLY BEING HERE AT 6 AT NIGHT WHEN SHE SUPPOSEDLY LOGS ON AT 11, CRYSTAL WHO JUST COINCIDENTALLY CAME BACK TO MTO BY ACCIDENT 2 MINUTES BEFORE AND E-FAM STALKER FOR COINCIDENTALLY SHOWS UP 2 MINUTES AFTER.

WOW WOW WOMPWOMP YOU AND YOUR 25 SN DESERVE THIS REWARD. ------------------------------------------------

haha haha haha ok!

I would like to thank God cause everything is possible through the creator

"WOW WOMPWOMP YOU AND YOUR 25 SN DESERVE THIS REWARD"

Who's keeping tracks? you need to get fired cause I have more than 25 screen names

haha

*sigh at MTO* Well, I love Kanye and I wish him the best if this is true. Being married is a wonderful thing and I think he is just the man to pull it off.

You guys and gals on here are really creative. I would love to see someone put the bread up for a show where yall can duke it out "flavor of love style" in person. The typing can be a bit much I'm sure. :)

I would be the #1 fan.

*sighing again, shaking head (lol)* Peace

WOw this drama is getting so good. I had to get me some popcorn. What I am confuse about is early someone was asking where is Crystal and poof she pop right on in. Then people was slam Jaylens mom. Seriously can we just leave jays mom alone. For 2 days people been asking Wheres Crystal. Viola she here today.

Hey Womp what happen I thought you was going to make your big announcment early not unless you did in another way and noone pick it up.

Last atleast what is crazy I mean really crazy is that the people in the forum that dont come on the main thread have to make up SN's to attack the E-fam. Its like they smile in your face then leave come back as elvis then bam they attack you. Seriously E-fam you all are slipping not watching whats going on around you.

Yawn Yawn Yawn and yawn so what

@whyohme this is why I hardly even come on here at all I just do not have time for stupidity and arguing with strangers is just dumb as hell.I made my one comment earlier and nobody even noticed which is fine with me.I will be very rarly on MTO from now on I got too much going on in my life to be worrying about nonsense. I will just keep in touch with certain people on the space and that's that!

Where in my post last night did I say I was making any announcement today?

Nobody really gives a rat's ass anyway!!

Yes that last comment was for you wompy!!

OK my bad I thought you was going to put someone out there but then I remember you wasnt sure.

@Cocoa yeah I understand. I just read the threads now. People are taking this stuff way to serious. It just sickening when people got to steal people kids pics or pics period to get back at people. Just say what you got to say and move on.

Some of this stuff is like being in middle school again. I know its entertainment but some stuff is way over board.

sexycocoa Flag post @whyohme this is why I hardly even come on here at all I just do not have time for stupidity and arguing with strangers is just dumb as hell.I made my one comment earlier and nobody even noticed which is fine with me.I will be very rarly on MTO from now on I got too much going on in my life to be worrying about nonsense --------------------------------------------

Bytch shut the fuk up you're crying again

stop crying!

Once again, these motherfukers ignored you and you want to pull that same stunt again Just last month, you said "i'm not going to be on like that, my job is getting busy, blah blah blah"

BOOM

next day they all welcomed you in from your pathetic speech you was right back in EVERYDAY and now they ignoring you again

And NOW it's

"I got too much going on in my life to be worrying about nonsense"

@Cocoa yeah I understand. I just read the threads now. People are taking this stuff way to serious. It just sickening when people got to steal people kids pics or pics period to get back at people. Just say what you got to say and move on.

Some of this stuff is like being in middle school again. I know its entertainment but some stuff is way over board.

I TOTALLY AGREE!

EVERYONE HAS JOKES SOME ARE FUNNY AND SOME ARE NOT!! LIKE I LAUGH AT A LOT OF THINGS BEING SAID BY EVERYONE JR,JAKEY,VAIN,E-FAM,WOMPWOMP,BISHOP..... YALL SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS IF I NAME EVERYONE WHO JOKES I LAUGH AT ILL BE NAMING EVERYBODY.... BUT THE FAKERS CANT TAKE IT AND THEN THEY COME ON HERE AND TRY TO GET AT PEOPLE UNDER ANOTHER SN! BUT WHY??? IM JUSS SAYIN!

sexycocoa Flag post I will be very rarly on MTO from now on -----------------------------------------------

yea that's because you will be on your other screen name often now Since they all pretty much saying "fuk you" to you

And didn't you say you in Brooklyn?

I--DO--NOT--THINK--SO!

That's not what popped up...

Hello bytch!

Ain't nobody playing over here

I'ma teach a few of ya a lesson

Watch!

@ Womp look I just want to ask this and if you tell me to F off then its cool.

What confuse is that you come on here voicing your opinions. Yes opinions well they can be facts but hey Im just asking ok.

Pretty much people already figure out you got another Sn. Why not come on as your regular sn and just say what you got to say.

Like someone mention earlier if someone post something and someone else come back and voice their opinions what can do they do about it but bit back then we got ebeef not realizing these dont know each other well some do and some dont. It the net and pretty much its alot easier to walk away from your computer for the day and come back tommorrow.

To be Continued......

I'm out!

Later puzzy azz bytches!

I had typos. Im going to try again.

@ Womp look I just want to ask this and if you tell me to F off then its cool.

What confuse mr is that you come on here voicing your opinions. Yes opinions well they can be facts but hey Im just asking ok.

Pretty much people already figure out you got another Sn. Why not come on as your regular sn and just say what you got to say.

Like someone mention earlier if someone post something and someone else come back and voice their opinions what can do they do about it but bite back then we got ebeef not realizing these dont know each other well some do and some dont. It the net and pretty much its alot easier to walk away from your computer for the day and come back tommorrow.

Look I'm not the type to explain myself That's a sign of guilt

Every time someone say I have 5 or 10 screen names you never see me deny it and you never will why? Because I don't give a fuk!!

I am whatever you say I am Duh!

Now if I have another screen name

What the fuk is it??

Either you tell me or forever hold your peace!

P.s....I don't discriminate I don't give 2 shyt about any of ya!

Anyone can get it!

It's that simple!

NOW GOODNIGHT!

Well I am going to say you are Venus the Goddess of love. Well you come on here and spread your love regardless if they want to be love or not.

On the real it really dont matter how many names people say you have now do it. You are going to do whatever you want. If you going to say whatever you want to say to people then say it under your real name. It shouldnt really matter. These people cant touch you in the real world.

Look all I am saying is this if you got another name which you probably do you sure is slipping. I am going to assume this because I am not going to point fingers but I will say this you and another person sure do have the same writing style. Just an observation babygirl. Im not attacking you just giving out some helpful advice. Stay true to you. In the end it really dont matter you know what I mean. Never have guilt always be proud on who you are no matter what race or culture you was raise from.

@e-fam stalker

u tha sh....

funny sh*t

for real doe whas up wit our show. im sure somebody got bread on here.

watching out 4 golddiggers like kanye lol

on the 1st pic it looks like he's signing a prenupt sheet

cool

YEAH IT'S 8:23 AM AND I'M BACK ON. I WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO PRETTY UGLY WIFE..WHO ARE YOU EXACTLY. GET OFF THAT WOMAN'S LIB SH!T..DON'T HATE BECAUSE MY HUSBAND WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ME. I DO WHAT A GOOD WIFE IS SUPPOSED TO DO...MY MAN TAKES CARE OF ME AND I TAKE CARE OF HIM. SO GO GET YOUR HATING ASS A REAL JOB INSTEAD OF YOUR CHALLENGING CARRER OF TRYING TO KEEP ALL THE CUM DOWN THAT YOU SWALLOW...DON'T WANT YOU TO GET SICK AND THROW UP SWEETIE. OH AND IF YOU'RE SO RICH AND WELL OFFF(UR HOUSE CAN BE IN BEAUTIFUL HOUSE MAG) WHY THE FCUK ARE YOU ON MTO AFTER MIDNIGHT..OH YEAH I KNOW...TAKING BREAKS IN BETWEEN SCREWS..I FORGOT IT CULMINATES LATE AT NIGHT. GET A FREAKING LIFE

BTW TO EVERYONE WHO'S READING THIS...AS SOON AS MTO APPROVES MY AVATAR AND YOU FCUKERS SEE ME NATURAL WITHOUT MAKEUP...AND A CLOSE UP AT THAT..I'M OUT OF THI B!TCH CAUSE I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS NONSENSE. AFTER SEEING THIS PIC YOU SHOULD HAVE NO DOUBT THAT ALL THOSE OTHER PICS ARE ME

@WOMPPUNK LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,YOU FKKING CLIT RIDING,BALL LICKER,I COULD CARE LESS WHO SHOUTS ME OUT ON HERE BECAUSE NOONE ON HER PAYS MY FUKKING BILLS,NOR PUT FOOD IN MY MOUTH SO FUKK OFF YOU DUMB COCK SUCKING BITCH!IT IS NOT CRYING IT IS CCALLED MAKING AN OBSERVATION SO SHUT THE FUKK UP AND GET OFF MY CLIT YOU STD INFESTED WHORE!!!!

VERBAL..FOR YOUR INFO MY SON WOKE UP AT 7 I FED HIM AND HE WENT TO SLEEP..STILL ASLEEP. WHEN MY SON IS AWAKE HE HAS MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. ANYONE CAN COME AT ME IF THEY WANT I NO LONGER CARE BECAUSE I WILL NOT BE RESPONDING...THIS IS JUST DUMB. I DON'T BLAME MAFIA FOR WANTING TO LEAVE...MTO IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BRING OTHER'S DOWN AND I'M NOT DOWN WITH THAT. IT MAY BE A GAME BUT IT'S NOT FUN. BY THE WAY I'M NOBODY'S BABY MOMMA..I'M A WIFE AND A MOTHER...THANKS

VerbalVixen08 Flag post Whoa Baby Momma!

Shouldn't u b warming bottles or something? MTO is starting to get to you girl. It's just the internet! Why do u feel the need to prove yourself to people u don't even know? There's more wrong with you than you are letting on and its starting to wear on you. Who really cares what you look like with or without makeup? Are you that petty to believe the way u look proves who u r? You're headed down the wrong path if u feel the need to prove yourself to MTO readers. Its only make believe girl. U need to relax and count to 10 backwards. Do you realize that the more anger u display in your postings it will just make more people come at you? Right now u have made yourself a target and just wait and see what happens now. They r gonna come out of no where to get at you. Even your buddies. They will sign in under a diff name and tear u 2 pieces n then sign in again under another name to console u. It's all a game and it looks like ur it. - *************************************

JAYLENS ITS A LOT OF TRUTH IN THIS! I DONT KNOW BOUT THE ANGER PART...BUT THE REST MAKES SENSE!

YOU KNOW WHAT SPOON...SHE RIGHT..I AGREE. I JUST RE READ WHAT SHE WROTE AND SHE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.YES VERBALVIXEN I COUNTED TO TEN AND TOOK A FEW DEEP BREATHS...LOL. YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAID I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LETTING MTO GET TO ME AND YES I GUESS I'M LETTING IT HAPPEN. SO I WOULD LIKE TO APLOGIZE FOR MY RANTS. EITHER WAY MTO STILL SUCKS...THIS IS ALL TOO CRAZY.

GTFOHEA WITH THAT BULLSH I T! MTOAWARDS! VERBALVIXEN PROLLY YO DUMB ASS!

@spoon, wus up girly

@jaylens girl, i dont know y you entertain these hoes. who ever the fukk is doin that shyt is foul, and scary, and have to hide behind a damn screenname to say what they feel. thats dumb as hell man. before i started posting, i used to read the comments all the time, it took me a while to say anything. then bam, out the blue im gettin slammed fo nuthin. lol. its amazing how mofos that aint happy with themselves and they lame ass life get on here and try to bash people. thats fukkin ridiculous. you know what you are, we know what you are, so who the fukk cares what these mofos say. i know i dont. fukk them hoes. square bidnezz. these hoes get no love from me.

JAYLENS I AGREE WITH YOU ALSO... THAT WHY I BACKED AWAY A LITTLE CAUSE PEOPLE STARTED TO PUT THINGS ON DA TABLE AND STEALING PEOPLES PICS AND IT GOT OUTTA HAND SO I JUST WATCH ALOT FROM NOWOWN AND COMMENT WHEN NEEDED!

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ALSO SEXYREDD AND I WAS NOT APOLOGIZING TO ANYONE OF THEM...IT WAS AN APOLOGY TO MYSELF CAUSE FRANKLY I'M ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR ACTING LIKE ONE OF THEM

WHAT UP SEXYREDD I DIDNT WANNA COPY Y LISY I GOT 1 OF MY OWN!!!!!! HERE IT GOES...............

NEXT POST!!!!!!!! ON THE EW THREAD LMAO!!!!

Good Beautiful ladies,

I came on to see if Venus of love share her input on what I said to herself early this morning.

@ Spoon I am so proud of you.

@ Jaylen babygirl first of all you dont have to prove a damn thing to anyone on here. I realize some females dont want to hear about another female man taking care of them. Stop telling folks what your man do because some sick female will search your hubby down to get to him.

Another thing Jaylens I just want to give you some advice there is nothing wrong with being a stay at home mom but always make sure you got your eggs in other baskets. Make sure you get insurance out on your hubby in case something happen.

WHYOHME

WHY R U PROUD OF ME??? IM JUSS SAYIN!!!

Off the subject...

My friend's 13 y/o son just got suspended from school today for fighting with a(white)kid that stole his IPOD. His grandmother bought that IPOD for him for XMas since his grades were so well. He has made the honor roll consecutively for months and has even been recognized in the local newspaper for his efforts. My friend's son knows better, seriously!!!

How about the boy who stole the IPOD, who has long history in school of being a deliquent, was only givin a warning while my friend's son was suspended for 2 days. He, according to the principal (white) should've told a teacher because violence isn't the answer, meanwhile his IPOD would've been long gone and lord knows my girl is not coming out of her pocket to buy another one. So basically, no matter how smart you are as a young black man, how many awards/achievements you recieve your word still won't matter against Joey's word. And people had the nerve to call Rev. Wright a radical!!!

(sorry I had to vent)

I thought your ignorant azz would respond you lose I do have a career I was not on the computer at 12:00 midnight I am in Los Angeles so I am 3 hours behind you idiot. Anyways it none of your damn business what time I am on the internet dumb bi***. I am posting my pic so you all can see what a real dime looks like ! And if I do suck and swallow my husband he is mine and I can do that you do it but you husband just doesn't like your loose pu*** or your jagged a** mouth filthy whore.Oh and who cares what your third world a** looks like . You are ugly and will always be a translucent ugly tramp. Oh and how did you know I swallowed yesterday HA HA! yOU DISGUST ME TRAMP. UGLY TRAMP . What did you wake up after your nasty screwins sessions last night and feed your bastard child born out of wedlock you statistic. I never claimed to be rich I have a career that is rewarding and pays well .I work for a wonderful company . Never would I depend on a man or my body my p**** or my throat to survive like your lazy nasty dumb trifling azz. I do own a jag in my name what are you rolling ? Oh a tercel. Or maybe your sorry azz don't even own a car and don't know how to drive. My husband took care of me for several years until I woke up and realized I would like to have a career and make some accomplishments in my life which does not include laying on back and having a baby , a dog can do that they have babies all the time b****. My husband took very good care of me I wanted and still want for nothing sooooooo I say all this to say hating never , ever I love my life but you made yourself a target never pump yourself up like that nif you aren't s***. And what I do with my husband in our marriage bed is all good because we are married. And I betyour husband does not take care of you. You do not do waht a good wife does because if you did you would have a job and you would not be on here everyday all day , I bet your apartment is nasty small and you can't cook . So miss me with your juvenile welfare statistical baby mama no ring having , no job , no looks , no vocabulary , unskilled having azz. Ole flat azz b****.

Oh yeah I forgot you South American tramps are are the same you have babies like flies and you don't want to work, you live off of other peoples labor oh what , you are a good wife what you sew , make tamales , slurp him up gargle it then swallow . I forgot you said you are from Guyana third world poor lazy azz loser. Waht does your husband do pick bananas .