BEY ON TV??? BEYONCE AUDITIONS TO JOIN THE CAST OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES


 







May 13, 2008. She's a singer, she's a movie star and now she may be a TV actress as well. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that Beyonce's management team (AKA Matty Knowles) is negotiating to get Beyonce a recurring role on ABC's popular TV show Desperate Housewives.

A source in Beyonce's camp told MediaTakeOut.com, "They've already agreed to give Beyonce a cameo appearance. But [we're] hoping that [she] could be written in for a recurring role, or possibly even a permanent one."

Call us crazy, but we'd love to see our Bey on prime time TV.....

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COMMENTS:

    theminuteman
    Good morning,

    Newark, N.J. representin'!
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    theminuteman
    Good morning,

    Newark, N.J. representin'!
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    DownLowConfessions
    That should be nice
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    mzcheeks007
    people are fast...
     

    Andre3579
    Man she takin' this thang to the hilt isn't she? LOL! Give it a rest already.
     

    blackbentover
    And then she scratched herass
     

    iamfirst
    Good Morning folks.
     

    DAONLYQT
    top
     

    mrsmarvdeep
    Great something else to look forward too... Not....
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    Get You What You Get.....

    manderson
    She gotta do something to stay busy....
     

    MsSinnocent
    Thank God I don't watch that damn show anyway!

    @Everyone...Good morning!!!
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    ItZ bOuT tHa BiGgEr PiCtUrE

    HauteCoutureDiva
    I'd watch it for sure now.
     

    DREADEDBRUH21
    LOL.....NOW WHAT BEY GON' DO ON DESP HOUSEWIVES? SUP MANDERSON.....WHERE U BE? SUP LORI FREEMAN...SUP DWYANE EASON AND HELENA SMITH
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    ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

    hollywoodman
    That would be a step down for Beyonce.

    ####Check out the latest music video from Lil Wayne 'A Mill' from the upcoming The Carter III album. Its not even on MTV, BET or anywhere else but on defSpo t

    Catch it on defSpo t com
     

    AMA25
    Could do worse...
     

    princedarrell
    DAM YALL FAST...WHAT YALL DOIN SITTING BY THE PC WAITING FOR MTO TO UPDATE NEW INFO
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    BROTHERS LETS DO BETTER.

    voodoolady
    so was the wedding that never was a part of her character development? is she "staying in character"??? LMAO....this story, however, **yawn**..Desperate Housewives is on its last leg....hello?
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    -Life Advisor to the Stars

    princedarrell
    U GO BEYONCE
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    BROTHERS LETS DO BETTER.

    Dimpz
    Co0l 4her.
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    myspace.com/jerseyzprobl3mchild = Ya Boi

    sigmadiva
    They need someone black on that show. Plus the Edie character is leaving the show so that leaves plenty of room for Bey to come in and take over! Go, Bey!
     

    KEKE01
    DAMN BEY GIVE US A BREAK.. YOU KNOW YOU CAN BARELY TALK LET ALONE ACT. GO HAVE SOME BABIES!
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    "Better to remain silent and be tho

    Bishop_Tee
    Hmmmm that might be a good look. I would watch it!

    Morning ppl's!!!
     

    AsiaHardon
    blah
     

    MONIQUEP
    I REALLY HOPE SHE DONT GET BECUZ I LOVE THAT SHOW N ITS FINE THE WAY IT IS SHE DONT NEED TO BE ON THAT SHOW TRYNA UPSTAGE PEOPLE.
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    MOMMY 2 BE MYSPACE.COM/POODIE_N_ILLA

    hardrock_ent
    damn i think i love her now lol
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    CHERYLINMIAMI
    JUST CHANGE THE NAME TO BEYONCETAKEOUT ALREADY! YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME ONES BITCHING ABOUT BEING TIRED OF HER, BUT CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUTPOSTING SOMETHING ABOUT HER!
     

    truearies813
    Girl can sing...but why are they keep giving her acting roles!?
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    DaBolB
    Damn she look good in this picture....


    -B.
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    gcjazz
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    Candilicious
    I'd be tuned in to watch, I love Beyonce!
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    I‘m not rude, I‘m REAL!!!

    bigtymvp
    hope she gets it
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    myspace.com/tymvp

    voodoolady
    SO MTO, are they gonna write the baby yall claim shes having into the script?? and im STILL waiting on Jay & Beys big announcement which was slated for last week...SMH....
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    -Life Advisor to the Stars

    ladytee35
    If she joins the cast I will definitely stop watching I am sick of seeing and hearing about her.
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    Same Toilet Different SH*T!

    phineinphilly
    If she joins that show what little ratings they have left with wither away..Love her as an entertainer but her acting is atrocious.
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    Hatin on me won‘t make you pretty!

    carrington
    Why does marketability trump talent? SHE CANT ACT!!!!
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    http://pearlswindow.com Shes a bad bitch

    SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB
    wut up bish

    mornin everyone

    @topic, um i wish mto would get off her pussa, dayum. im like really tired of seeing her face and hearing bout her. damn man.
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    ur opinion means nothing to me

    teresamaree
    She can not act!!! She needs to stick to singing or making babies with her "husband"!!
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    it is what it is...

    FLYGIRL18
    she looks nice in that pic
     

    teresamaree
    can someone tell me how to get my picture up here?
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    it is what it is...

    Treasure8430
    WORD CUZ I WAS JUST ON HERE LIKE A FEW MINS AGO.....AND THEY WERE SHOWIN THE OLD STORIES.....NOW THEY GOT THE NEW STORIES UP AND LIKE 50 DAMN PEOPLE ALREADY POSTED SOMETHIN.....YALL LIKE DRUG DEALERS ON THE 1ST WAITIN 4 THE CRACK HEADS 2 START COMIN LMAO....BUT ON 2 THE SUB I WOULD WATCH THE SHOW BEIN THAT BEY WOULD B THE ONLY BLK WOMAN ON THERE FINALLY.....GET IT GIRL!!!
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    PRICELESS

    Deja_honey
    Good for her!
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    mrsdana757
    OH WELL!!!!!
     

    whatwhatwhat
    Isnt' Bitchonce supposed to take a year off? She keeps saying she is but then keep popping her 36 year old ass up.

    Go away already girl. It's gotten to the point I only login to post about this chick. She really irritates me.
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    My love is right smack in the socket

    hollywoodman
    ####Check out latest music video from Lil Wayne the Carter III album. Video is called 'A Milli' and its not on MTV, BET or anywhere else.

    Catch it on defSpo t com
     

    Rarestgem
    She will probably do a cameo or a few appearances, but I doubt that she would want to get into anything long term. It always sounds like she is reading whenever I see her "acting."
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    prettyricky46
    I would work her light skinned ass out...i bet i could have sayin my name...
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    Hustleman4
    I'm tired of seeing this bitch errwhere!
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    Such A Huge Ego...

    Lockstress
    Good morning. Can someone puhleez get her outta my head. I'm all for taking advantage of advantages but dayum....can we miss you??? I mean c'mon....aren't there other struggling real actresses that need work? Or are the ratins so bad they need a big name no acting skillz person to help?
     

    mrfreshlyoriginal1
    MAN FUK BEY SHE ALWAYS ON DA DAMN SCREEN
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    greyeyedchyck
    @THE TOPIC . . HONESTLY . . I'M SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT BEYONCE BUT IF TRUE . . . ONCE AGAIN . . . CONGRATS ! ! !

    GOOD MORNING EVERYONE ! ! !

    @JAKEY . . . . .I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ARE SO RETARDED FOR POSTING THIS LAST NIGHT BUT I ABSOLUTELY HAD TO REPOST IT. LMBAO ! ! !

    Awww sh*t I'm seein all my eastside cities being called out...YEeeaaaAH!!!!!
    Throwing up dem E's all day!!!

    ~Reppin'
    Stone Mountain
    Decatur
    Lithonia
    Memorial Dr.
    Covington Hwy.
    N.& S. Hairston
    Panola Rd
    Candler Rd.
    Glenwood
    ALL OF EM!!!!!
    HELL YEAH NI99a EAST SIDE till I DIE NI99A!!!!!

    LOL...I had to do it!!!!

    THAT EXACTLY WHY YOU ARE MY NEW E-BFF ! ! ! ! !
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    Bishop_Tee
    Sexy what's up ma?

    Damn that Certified Banger shyt got me Blowed first quater this damn morn. *smdh* that shyt is crazy!


    anywayz...Bish we be on today..I aint get to vibe like i wanted to w/ yall yesterday.
     

    getalifeyall
    this thang only been married a month shes no housewife. pleeze!
     

    tdtimmons80
    Yeah Im tired of hearing about ma, but congrats anyway

    http://gothaze.com/
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    C_The_Goodfella
    Oh brother, yall know how these fools believe anything MTO posts. I'm still waiting for her to remake Aaliyah's One In A Million like yall said MTO *blank stare*! She aint gonna be on DH!
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    MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK....AND???

    IZITJUSTME
    Yeah...Ok! I'm auditioning for the part too! LMAO Sorry I forgot to inform MTO about the news...My bad!

    Morning Bish, Sexxyred, and the entire MTO blogging family.
     

    Mz_Magnificent1
    I'll believe it when I see it...
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    ~Keepin it 100 24/7~

    shottachris
    Story: I hope Bey gets on its good to see "our faces" on prime time t.v besides VH1.

    Whats good e-peeps!
    Bish homie what it does?
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    Bullet! Bullet!!

    Litha_Boo
    gud for her

    www.myspace.com/litha_b00
     

    MissAmerica1
    I love Desperate Housewives and what an added bonus that would be!! I hope she gets it!! She would fit right in with the other sexy a$$ women on there!!
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    Some people never learn.......

    IZITJUSTME
    Didn't see ya GREY...wassup mami?
     

    2shy2Bbf10
    DESPARATE HOUSEWIVES??? Damn! Even though I'm not a killer fan of Bey's acting skills, I applaud her for landing a role on that show...if its true. She's looking to improve and I can't be made at that. Regardless, best of luck to her.
     

    SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB
    hey izits
    grey
    bish

    @bish i know my nigg, that shyt crazy. deraca told me last night after i talked to his crazy ass for i dunno how long. i just love him. lmao
    you read the thread from yesterday, lol, me and dismissed was being asses.
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    ur opinion means nothing to me

    princedarrell
    WISTERIA LANE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME DIVERSITY ANYWAY...SINCE THEY SCREWED THE ALFRE WOODARD STORYLINE WHICH WAS DUMB AS HELL
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    BROTHERS LETS DO BETTER.

    dallasdiva78
    I'm sorry, but B needs to go on something else. Even though the show is not black it's good as hell. B's acting looks to scripted. NEXT!!!
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    Nuvo lady #1

    SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB
    wut up shotta. how u doin today

    AND STOP BANGIN ON MY DAMN DOOR!!!!!

    i said i got it man. lmao
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    ur opinion means nothing to me

    DeRaCa
    OMG, I love Desperate Housewives, I hope she is good... That is one of my favorite shows on Sundays... I wonder who will see play, they only black family was wrote out two seasons ago...

    Anyway, here is today's motivation:

    A reflection of what you think
    The world you see is a reflection of what you think of it. The values by which you live are continually coming back to you.
    Your life embodies those ideas to which you give your complete and persistent attention. A life sincerely focused upon peace and happiness is a life filled with peace and happiness.

    Whatever you support with your actions and thoughts, you experience in the moments and days of your life. Whether desire or fear, curiosity or obsession, your thoughts pull you steadfastly toward your reality.

    You are, right now, busy becoming the person you think you will become. Today, already and always, you are living the life you most authentically expect to live.

    The simple act of intentionally deciding upon a destination will point you solidly in that direction. A small adjustment in your attitude can make a major difference in your world.

    Anything is possible. What actually happens in your life is an accurate reflection of how you see yourself living it.

    -- Ralph Marston
     

    SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB
    and furthermore about ol bey, how the hell she gone "PLAY" a damn housewife and dont want nobody to know she married in real life. lmao

    smdh
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    ur opinion means nothing to me

    mrsmarvdeep
    Did I forget to mention that Beyonce can not act. That's not hate, that's real....
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    Get You What You Get.....

    BREYZE
    SHE'S ABOUT TO BE A DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE ALRIGHT...
    TYRA MAIL
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    LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

    SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB
    speakin of my gbff, lmao, ask what that mean in a min. lmao

    no bitch, im not holdin yo purse. lmao. unless you got sum killa in it of course. lmao

    heyyyy biiiitchhhh
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    Cocokandy
    Umm like what do yall do?! Sit and wait for them to make the post at 0930?! What does being the first commentor get??? I see yall make it a point to be #1!!! LMMFAO!!

    I swear that b!tch thinks she's white!!!! I mean... really... Desperate Housewives?? Whatever...
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    Proudly Reppin MurdaCapital... D.C.

    DeRaCa
    @HTOWN - Im not crazy but dont push me.... LOL and so you say I talk to me... LMAO

    Whats up fam?

    I never met CB nor DO I remember her blogging, however she is a beautiful young lady. My heart goes out to her family and friends during this difficult time..

    God make no mistakes..
     

    Bishop_Tee
    Morning Izit, Shotta grrrrr, *winking* Grey

    Sexy ..I know right that shyt was like wow. I saw a lil bit of the post,,I don't do dissmissed so i scroll right on pass her post most times. I did go over to the forum link for Certified though and left my comment..Hopefully they get an address where we can send somethn to her Fam.

    I see ur tag btw..had to do mines too.
     

    roxiebabienyc2va
    don't think it will work, look at the last black pl that was on the show, don't see them anymore.
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    ...and that‘s a wrap!!

    Bishop_Tee
    DeRaCa hey babes..I know u know what i'm bout to say!












    YEP 7 mo dayz bytch!!!! LMAO
     

    tottie2001
    WHO CARES??? BUT IM GLAD I NEVER GOT INTO THIS SHOW BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE TO BE SUBJECTED TO HER NON-ACTING BEHIND!! IF I DID WATCH IT...I WOULD BE WRITING ABC TO TELL THEM THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA!
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    My President is Black!

    UGLYassREGGIE
    ATLANTA GEORGIA BEWARE:

    54yr. old REGINALD JENNINGS is a CHILD MOLESTER. if he'd RAPE his OWN BIOLOGICAL DAUGHTER, what'll he do to YOUR KIDS?????
    <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/moieshey/">Visit My Website</a>

    FREE BRIGITTE HARRIS
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    I RAPED MY 5YR. OLD DAUGHTER

    pinkloy
    she probably will be a one time guest episode. not a full time thing. but it would be cool tho
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    Im just a PYT looking for some TLC

    manderson
    sup dreadedbruh
     

    DeRaCa
    @HTOWN - Im sorry, so you trying to say I talk to much.. :) what is gbff.. Heeyyyyy B!tch and you betta hold my purse...
     

    MONIQUEP
    @phineinphilly

    JUST CUZ U DONT WATCH THE SHOW DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY HAVE LOW RATINGS. INFACT THAT SHOW IS #1 ON SUNDAY NIGHTS SO I WOULD SAY ITS A PRETTY BIG SHOW AND I LOVE IT. BEY CANT ACT AND SHE WOULD NOT DO THAT SHOW JUSTICE. SHE CAN SING AND DANCE AND S*IT BUT SHE CANT ACT AND I HOPE SHE DONT GET IT. I MEAN I LOVE HER BUT NOT ON MY FAVORITE SHOW
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    MOMMY 2 BE MYSPACE.COM/POODIE_N_ILLA

    LuxeLife
    Cool! Maybe then I might be interested in watching that show. Because the only time I watch is when black people are on. Other than that I cant identify.
     

    LuxeLife
    Cool! Maybe then I might be interested in watching that show. Because the only time I watch is when black people are on. Other than that I cant identify.
     

    LuxeLife
    Cool! Maybe then I might be interested in watching that show. Because the only time I watch is when black people are on. Other than that I cant identify.
     

    MONIQUEP
    @teresamaree

    GO TO ACCOUNT AND LOG IN AND I THINK ITS SOMETHING ABOUT EDITING YOUR ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINE. WELL WHEN YOU FIND IT LOOK FOR A ICON THAT SAYS UPLOAD AND THATS HOW YOU PUT THE PIC UP
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    DeRaCa
    Bishop_Tee - Hey baby - yeah I know... Man - 2008 has been crazy- one my peers father passed away on the 10th as well... With my aunt passing away less than two months ago it just makes you wonder.. Will this be my last time?

    People dying that aint never die before.. Thats what my grandmother always use to say...








    now that I think about it.. that dont make no sense..lol
     

    just4laughs
    Go Beyonce, that's my girl!!!
     

    GGGB
    Wow yall aint talkin sh!t about shorty today??? Thats a first... suddenly she's "our B" How cute...
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    Pinksky
    MAN WHAT THE? IS SHE PREGNANT, MARRIED , OR TRYING TO BE ON DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES? DO YALL BE IN THIS CHICKS PANTIE DRWAER OR WHAT?
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    Think Pink ....

    KingRamses2U
    How could she possibly accept a role on a weekly TV show if she's PREGGERS as Y'all have been reporting, MTO? Unless they write it (pregnancy) into the script? In addition to this, her acting skillz ain't up to par for a weekly TV show; she can fake it in a movie that takes only weeks to shoot; the schedule of a weekly TV show is way too grueling.

    Besides, I don't think it is a good look for Bey because she is already OVEREXPOSED and I'm 'bout SICK of seeing and hearing about her. She needs to fall back, fade off the set and download her baby if she's carrying.
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    Joy & Pain....Sunshine & Rain...

    cutesy_231
    lOVE tHE sHOW, hOPE sHE jOINS tHE cAST oR aT lEAST aPPEARS.. bECAUSE i'LL bE wATCHING iT aNYWAY :)
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    STL!!!....myspace.com/cutesy231....STL!!

    DeRaCa
    OH YEAH ----- 7 MO DAYS B!TCH.....
     

    KEKO1720
    Sup Fam! Whats the thizzness.

    @topic: I am really getting sick of hearing about this chick. Buy hey, get all that money...

    Bey's networth...$655 Billion
    Jay's networth...$25456 Katrillion
    Combinded networth....RICH AS HELL

    **Disclaimer**
    The total networth amounts are not actual and have no true value. If you are a dumbass that believes this...KICK YO SELF!
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    Lets be like the naked ‘fro skripp

    MONIQUEP
    @teresamaree

    GO TO ACCOUNT AND LOG IN AND I THINK ITS SOMETHING ABOUT EDITING YOUR ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINE. WELL WHEN YOU FIND IT LOOK FOR A ICON THAT SAYS UPLOAD AND THATS HOW YOU PUT THE PIC UP
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    IZITJUSTME
    @Deraca(Lil Bro)

    I love you man. Good Morning and I'm glad you're in my life. (real talk)
     

    SWIFTJUSTICE
    FREE 25.OO ….REALLY NO STRINGS ATTACHED

    THIS IS A NEW COMPANY TRYING TO DRUM UP BUSINESS BY GIVING YOU 25 BUCKS TO SIGN UP ,IT IS A LEGITIMATE SITE,AND YOU CAN TELL THEM TO MAIL THE 25.00 BUCK IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO TRANSFER IT TO YOUR ACCOUNT.....SEND ME YOU EMAIL ADDRESS AND I'LL SEND YOU THE INFO TO CREATE A ACCOUNT!

    SOLOWPOET@YAHOO.COM
     

    MsMarijuana
    Why the big question mark mto? "bey on tv"?? Ass/holes she was in Dreamgirls or did ya'll forget? Stop the nonsense already.

    Ok now Sexyredd hey there lady, I was on vacation last week, I heard about that blogger CB having a car accident, I'm sad to hear she passed on. That's crazy.. damn.. aight also I've noticed mad drama on here. I was reading some of the stuff from yesterday and it seems like you are arguing with people who I thought you were cool with. Oh well alls well that ends well I guess.
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    Hard Rock Like Shots Of Hennessy

    JustTheFactsMam
    Even with the pregnancy? *gasps*

    LOL... I'll wait until it's reported by a reputable news source, thank you very much :-D

    ....no shade....
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    lowerlevel82
    i would watch it
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    shottachris
    Sexyred im good ova here. Whats poppin wit you

    Bish-Grrr i seen your B-day is comin...its goin down?
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    Bullet! Bullet!!

    DLBrother
    Forth black person on the show
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    DeRaCa
    @IZITJUSTME - How are you sis... I know don't kill me, yes I got your email and I havent replied... I know b!tch, Im sorry.. I just get so busy, you know being fast I forgets.. LMAO... But I promise you will get a reply today.. Did you look at that website? How your day going? TTYL...
     

    Sparklz
    Can't hurt girl ;-] do you...
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    DeRaCa
    Todays question:

    What words can we use to replace the word
    B!tch...


    I mean I call everyone a b!tch, I just love the word.. Is that bad?
     

    fetish
    YYYYY? that bitch can't act... they should give the part to kelly.
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    DeRaCa
    Whats up DLBROTHER?
     

    mzarrogance
    good morning,

    am i the only one who thinks she can't act? i don't believe this. DH is a great show.
     

    donthateonthegreat
    GOOD FOR HER, SHE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!
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    Pink hair don‘t care!!

    Lockstress
    Just because she was in prior movies don't make her no damn actress so please! I'm not hating....just acknowledging she can't act!
     

    Onmywaydown
    Some of you constantly shop at the hater depot. Dont hate!


    All it will take is 1 good time.
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    Please stop the hating people...

    VainChick
    GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!!! What's going on?

    About story: Okay! If it's true I think she'll do good on that show...I love DH by the way. Its more her speed vs big screen. She needs to be more seasoned on tv shows then merge over. My opinion of course.



    REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

    REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

    REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

    REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

    REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!
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    *Rolling My Eyes* Okay boo...LOL! What?

    DeeSpice29
    M.T.O- I thought she was Pregnant? Where?
     

    IZITJUSTME
    @Deraca

    Actually bytch or b1tch is like a term of endearment to me. It's like...it's like royalty you know? LMAO You aren't REAL until you've been called a "bytch". I love it...but we can come up with other words that are synonymous with bytch like....uh.....shytt I can't think of nuthin' I like "bytch".... it's got a nice ring to it! LMLAO
     

    MzDynasty313
    GOOD MORNING ALL!

    @ the topic....who cares!!!!

    CERTIFIED BANGER should have been the topic! All of MTO cared about her!

    I am so disheartened by the news of her passing...It really makes you put your life in perspective....

    Life is the longest thing we do, yet it's so short!
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    Even a broke clock is rite 2xs a day

    TheBestEver
    WOW..... ANOTHER DESPERATE HO

    What a great career move!!
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    Is Slavery Really over????

    sharies12
    GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!

    @TOPIC, THIS I'VE GOT TO SEE...BEY DOESN'T SPEAK WELL, SO I DON'T SEE THIS HAPPENING. IF SHE MAKES IT "GREAT" I WILL WATCH
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    I‘m so REAL it scares ME!!

    VainChick
    @shottachris...GRRRRR! I was all up on your myspace page. You have a cute son...he was cracking me up with those shades! LOL

    @DRC...*giving you the loving-evil eye* Morning!

    To answer your quuestion...Deraca! We can replace the word with your name. Just think, you want to call someone a bitch you simply say...

    You fukking Deraca!

    or...Fukk You Deraca!

    or...Deraca'n azz nicca!

    Or...Nicca you Deraca Made!

    or...get out of here you fukkn Deraca!

    Of course those are just a few examples but it's a start.

    LOL...whats up babes!
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    *Rolling My Eyes* Okay boo...LOL! What?

    DeRaCa
    @IZITJUSTME - I know what you mean, I love being called a b!tch, just as must as I love being called a Freak..

    Vain, you can relate to that right? How are you my love? Did you have a good night?
     

    DeRaCa
    @VainChick - LMGAO - OMG, you have me over here cracking up early this morning.... Don't start with me today... You are a nutcase...
     

    Bishop_Tee
    `WOW I SEE A LOTTA LOVE FOR CERTIFIED BANGE ..THAT'S WHAT'S UP YALL!!! =-)

    Deraca..I know right babes. *smdh* shyt is getn mad crazy out here..and then that shyt in China. WOW yo..in the words of my Grams..

    "U KNOW WE LIVING IN OUR LAST DAYS DON'T'CHA?"

    V..damn crazy ass..chek ur myspace. Lmao


    ALL HALE DBC!!!! LOL
     

    lani3000
    Really!

    Beyonce=A Brand
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    ....... you be so Dr.. Evil!??

    4daluvofprina
    Oh my following Britney Spears footsteps?
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    www.myspace.com/4daluvofprina

    Bishop_Tee
    Shotta..Yeah mein..U needs come frm South Miami..down to Miami Gardens and chill w/ ya girl that Thursday night . Getn it in at the Club. Can't decide if i should go to th PussC house of a reg club?


    sharies hey babes!
     

    soulsangr
    i'd watch it!
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    Black is BACK!!

    VainChick
    Man...you make my day!!! My night was restless DRC! Just restless...I mean you have my Tyrone!

    Your lil Asian friend can only do so much so I kicked him to the curb! LOL

    Real talk...my night was restless. Man trouble believe it or not. But Its cool...

    @Izit & DRC...You can't wear a crown until you're called on. And lawd know's I call DRC one all the time. I think he stepped into the Fam with about two three crowns on his head. LOL
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    *Rolling My Eyes* Okay boo...LOL! What?

    Bishop_Tee
    I co-sign wit MY BYTCH IZIT!!! lmao!
     

    DeRaCa
    My grandmother, Mu Dear, is what we called her- I called her Mu.. Always told me Get it right now, because you might not get another chance.. Now get your big headed azz out of here and go wash dem damn dishes.... You got to love your MuDear...
     

    SuMthinUwont4get
    If this is true...I'm there!!! ;-)
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    http://www.myspace.com/sumthanuwont4get

    KEKO1720
    Sup Fam! Whats the thizzness.

    @topic: I am really getting sick of hearing about this chick. Buy hey, get all that money...

    Bey's networth...$655 Billion
    Jay's networth...$25456 Katrillion
    Combinded networth....RICH AS HELL

    **Disclaimer**
    The total networth amounts are not actual and have no true value. If you are a dumbass that believes this...KICK YO SELF!
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    Lets be like the naked ‘fro skripp

    DEJANEE_BiNxXx
    ABC WOULD BE HELLA SMART TO GET BEYONCE ON THEiR SHOW. THAT'LL UP THEiR RATiNGS AND NUMBER OF ViEWERS WOULD iNCREASE, ESPECiALLY FROM THE YOUNGER CROWD. COME ON ABC, GiVE OUR GiRL A ROLE =]
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    MYSPACE.COM/22DiMPLES22 & /DEJANEEBiNX

    shottachris
    Vain- yea thats my homie! he get it from his daddy. I didnt get to go all through yours yet. hows your day though
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    Bullet! Bullet!!

    DeRaCa
    Thanks Bish and IZIT... I so love my MTO family.. It great to me apart of the daily laughter..

    @VainChick - Yeah, I think I stepped in call yall you my b!tches and yall calling me one... LOL... My you are the b!tch, vain - thats why you are my b!tch.. other than HTOWN that is...
     

    DeRaCa
    @KEKO1720 - okay, you had a pic yesterday now its gone.. What you talkin' bout, KeKo.. How are you today?
     

    shottachris
    Bish- I would...i know whatever you do its gonna be poppin! What about Iguanas or something
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    Bullet! Bullet!!

    DeRaCa
    Dang, what in the hell did my b!tch azz write..

    Yeah, I think I stepped in call yall you my b!tches and yall calling me one... LOL... My you are the b!tch, vain - thats why you are my b!tch.. other than HTOWN that is...

    Correction:
    Yeah, I think I stepped in calling yall my b!tches and yall calling me one... LOL... but vain you are the b!tch, - thats why you are my
    b!tch.. other than HTOWN that is...
     

    naomi
    Did anyone here about Remi Ma. Remy's jailhouse wedding has been abruptly called off Monday after her fellow rapper and groom Papoose showed up with a handcuff key.
     

    Bishop_Tee
    Shotta,..that's where I wanted to go too. Iguana's..However my sis was like she went last Thursday and it was a bunch of tiny-bippers out there! U can tell they just turned 21 and don't know how to damn act! so young they aint even got no ti-ts! *smdh* I aint w/ that shyt! maybe it was just that Thursday and not every Thursday ..we will see. It's either that or Crazy Horse
     

    DeRaCa
    HTOWN - WHERE IS THE HELL U AT, MA?
     

    greyeyedchyck
    HEY IZITJUSTME ! ! ARE YOU CALM TODAY? LOL!

    HEY SEXYREDD. WHAT IT DEW ? ?

    @BISHOP - - *ponding regretting this question but asking anyway*

    WHAT'S UP WITH THE WINKING AT ME? ? DID I MISS SOMETHING ?

    *waiting for the storyline to play out*

    R.I.P. CB ! ! (LIFE IS TOO SHORT ! !)
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    Atlanta‘s Own Virgo Beauty! ! !

    greyeyedchyck
    HEY IZITJUSTME ! ! ARE YOU CALM TODAY? LOL!

    HEY SEXYREDD. WHAT IT DEW ? ?

    @BISHOP - - *ponding regretting this question but asking anyway*

    WHAT'S UP WITH THE WINKING AT ME? ? DID I MISS SOMETHING ?

    *waiting for the storyline to play out*

    R.I.P. CB ! ! (LIFE IS TOO SHORT ! !)
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    Atlanta‘s Own Virgo Beauty! ! !

    h0neybun
    aww, i heart B
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    explorer like Dora.

    Bishop_Tee
    *Lookn to sky..cause i don't wanna make eye contact*

    Grey..what? i can't wink at u now? that's just a Hello wink..*now lookn at my feet* that's all ma. promise. LOL
     

    DeRaCa
    I went to this strip club here in Dallas - and the girls there didnt do anything for me.. I love a pretty women - but these strippers were horrible.. I mean one look like she had be stabbed in the back about 16 times - then she had the nerve to be dancing with white tube socks on.. I mean WTF?
     

    Who_Cares_Whos_First
    I never watch that show...so now I'll have a reason to tune in!
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    Joy is so nosey, aint she?

    KEKO1720
    Deraca...I didn't like that pic...so its gone. It will take Fred another 3 wks to approve my new one. He is such a punk!
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    Lets be like the naked ‘fro skripp

    greyeyedchyck
    HEY IZITJUSTME ! ! ARE YOU CALM TODAY? LOL!

    HEY SEXYREDD. WHAT IT DEW ? ?

    @BISHOP - - *pondering regretting this question but asking anyway*

    WHAT'S UP WITH THE WINKING AT ME? ? DID I MISS SOMETHING ?

    *waiting for the storyline to play out*

    R.I.P. CB ! ! (LIFE IS TOO SHORT ! !)
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    Atlanta‘s Own Virgo Beauty! ! !

    greyeyedchyck
    HEY IZITJUSTME ! ! ARE YOU CALM TODAY? LOL!

    HEY SEXYREDD. WHAT IT DEW ? ?

    @BISHOP - - *pondering regretting this question but asking anyway*

    WHAT'S UP WITH THE WINKING AT ME? ? DID I MISS SOMETHING ?

    *waiting for the storyline to play out*

    R.I.P. CB ! ! (LIFE IS TOO SHORT ! !)
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    Atlanta‘s Own Virgo Beauty! ! !

    DeRaCa
    @greyeyedchyck - Hey ma, you good today?
     

    VainChick
    LMAO @ DRC....You okay over there? LOL But I got you babe! And you already know you're mine!!! I luvs me some you...

    *pulls out bish blessed gold VC mic*

    (((I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS TO DRC. I ONLY HAD ONE CUP OF COFFEE THIS MORNING SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME...)))

    *clearing throat*
    I love me some him
    I'll never love this way again
    I love me some you
    Another man will never do

    I love me some him
    I'll never love this way again
    I love me some you
    Another man will never do

    All those days and lonely nights
    Have all gone away
    I never thought the day would come
    When we'd more than friends
    You made me smile when I was down
    You turn my world around
    The way you give me love feel so right

    You took the ease off my mind
    And put it behind
    You were there for all my needs
    So baby - stay

    I love me some him
    I'll never love this way again
    I love me some you
    Another man will never do
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    *Rolling My Eyes* Okay boo...LOL! What?

    greyeyedchyck
    @DRC . . WE CALL MY GRANDMOTHER ON MY DAD'S SIDE MU. WHEN I WAS LITTLE I DIDN'T LIKE IT, IT SOUNDED FUNNY TO ME SO I CALLED HER MS. K_____.
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    Atlanta‘s Own Virgo Beauty! ! !

    DeRaCa
    @KEKO1720 - I feel ya, you know it takes him two years to approve another pic.. I put my other baby daddy up..

    Can anyone guess who it is?


    I was going to put up a pic of me and Tyrone, but I didnt want Vain to look at us everytime she got on MTO- I do have a heart..
     

    kysauntie
    Yesterday you had her pregnant, how can she be negotiating a role and preparing for a baby. MTO always wants other sites to credit them, why should they when you guys are soooo unreliable.
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    R.I.P. Ky - Auntie misses you

    Bishop_Tee
    DeRaCa SAID:

    but these strippers were horrible.. I mean one look like she had be stabbed in the back about 16 times - then she had the nerve to be dancing with white tube socks on.. I mean WTF?
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    OH GAWD!! LMAO!! Boy don't damn start today wit ur crazy-ness!! LMFAO! Dayum 16 times! *dyn @ my desk* fuk! LOL
     

    greyeyedchyck
    HEY DERACA. I'M FINE! HOW ARE YOU?
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    Atlanta‘s Own Virgo Beauty! ! !

    Bishop_Tee
    V Lmao Quit listening to that damn song!!!

    All hale DBC!!!
     

    Sinocent
    She wasen't a great actress in Dreamgirls, so what she look like trying to be on Desperate Housewives?
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    What? Me Worry?

    DeRaCa
    Thanks VainChick for the musical selection...

    We are taking donations for this performance or if you would like to book VainChick for an upcoming event.. Please contact

    DRC Management
    1845 USUCK LN
    Horrible, Mississippi 69696
     

    cbloxie
    I love Desperate Housewives and Beyonce is cool, but she's just not a good fit for that show in my opinion. So please, nooooo!!!!
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    C.Blox

    greyeyedchyck
    @BISHOP . . I KNOW YOU'RE LYING. BUT OKAY! WHATEVER YOU SAY! LOL!
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    Atlanta‘s Own Virgo Beauty! ! !

    KEKO1720
    Deraca...

    LMAO @

    DRC Management
    1845 USUCK LN
    Horrible, Mississippi 69696
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    Lets be like the naked ‘fro skripp

    SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB
    dammit im back. got a lil busy fo a second

    @drc
    man you know i would talk to yo ass all day. lmao. you dont talk to much, you just like to talk, and i like to listen. lmao
    BITCH. LMAO

    @bish
    girl,i know. that shyt there is crazy. i had to leave my comments too.

    @keko
    wus up ma, how u durin today.

    @msmarijuana
    bitch where you been. and yea thats how it is. straight up. but i ended that shyt yesterday. i hope it stays that way though. that shyt was unacceptable especially for me. so i stopped.

    @shotta
    im chillin. just chillin

    @vain
    wus up girly. i feel ya, me and mines was fightin ova that damn dog again, but she is for sale now. bitch ate a hole in my fukkin carpet.
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    ur opinion means nothing to me

    Sistah_J
    B is not the best actress