: Have you ever wondered which celebrities smelled the worst? Well so did we. So MediaTakeOut.com polled over a dozen entertainment insiders, publicists, radio DJ\'s and record execs. We asked them who they thought were the worst offending celebs. Here\'s what they had to say:
India Arie - offending body part: underarms notable quote: \"She doesn\'t believe in wearing deodorant ... Someone needs to explain to her that you don\'t wear deodorant for yourself - you wear it for the people around you.\"Pink - offending body part: crotch notable quote: \"I had the unpleasant experience of following her into the ladies room once. She really needed to visit a gynecologist.\"
Jazzy Pha - offending body part: entire body notable quote: \"He\' a nice guy but he has a gland problem that makes him sweat like crazy. It\'s kind of embarrassing.\"
Biz Markie - offending body part: tie between breath and underarms notable quote: \"Biz has that kind of aroma that stays behind hours after he\'s gone.\"
Kelis - offending body part: hair notable quote: \"There\'s no excuse for her not washing her hair more often.\"
Busta Rhymes- offending body part: breath notable quote: \"Not only is his breath bad, but he spits when he talks ... when he\'s done with you you\'re drenched in foul smelling liquid.\"
Serena Williams - offending body part: underarms notable quote: \"I stood next to her at a club once. The musk was so strong I thought I was going to pass out.\"
Flavor Flav - offending body part: entire body notable quote: \"He smells exactly the way you\'d imagine - like a homeless person.\"
Diddy - offending body part: breath. notable quote: \"He has quite possibly the worst breath in the industry. And he always wants to talk all up in your face.\"
Bobby Brown - offending body part: behind notable quote: \"The chair he was sitting on smelled like he [had an accident] on himself. I think we ended up having to throw it in the trash.\"
THEY ALL LOOK FUNKY, ESPECIALLY. BIZ, FAV, BOBBY.. WE ALL HAD TO HAVE WONDERED AT SOME POINT HOW THESE 3 GOT SOME ASS..AND PUFFY, I KNEW SOMTHING WAS UP WITH HIM.. HE HAS THE WORST LOOKIN MOUTH!!!YIKES.. HIS LIP PROTRUDE LIKE A MONKEY. AND HE LOOKS......NEVER MIND I WANT SAY.. BUT HE AINT HANDSOME AT ALL... FUNNY HOW MONEY MAKES YOU APPEALING... KELIS NEED TO STOP ALL THAT MADONNA , SHOCK JOCK.. STUPID COSTUME CRAP.. SHE IS A PRETTY GIRL.. SHE DOWN PLAYS HER REAL BEAUTI
I had the pleasure of meeting Biz Markie in NEW YORK at a club on LONG ISLAND(BOX SEAT) he was DJ that nite. He didn't stink and I was in his grill. Biz was really cool and polite to me this was back in 1991. I will say he was sweating like a pig only because he had a blue hoodie on but Biz didn't stink at all. we had a long conversation because he knew i wasn't from NY I'm from Tacoma Washington and I was there because my husband is from Long Island and were military and at that time we were going to Germany and Biz was giving us info.
LOL...WTF..THIS IS NOT A STORIES. THIS IS A BULLSHYT QUESTION POST TO THE READERS ON ASSUMPTION THAT THESE PEOPLE HAS AN OFFENSE ODOR. HAS MTO ACTUALLY SMELL ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IN PUBLIC SINCE THEY DO SOME MUCH SPYING. JUST BECAUSE A PERSON DO NOT WEAR DEDORANT, DOES NOT MEAN THEY HAVE AN OFFENSE ODOR, THERE ARE SUBSTITUTE FOR IT. AND WHERE DID THEY LEARN KELIS DOES NOT WASH HER HAIR, WHEN EVERY TIME YOU SEE THE GIRL SHE HAS A DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLE. MTO...GET A LIFE AND BRING ON SOME REAL GOSSIP.
lol, you all are so crazy! I totally believe everything that was said concerning everyone but Pink and Diddy. bobby, biz markie and flav look as is their ballzzzzz, breath and butts smell.Jazzy Pha looks as if he sweats large buckets of bologna, Serena needs a stylist and with all the money she and sister has you would think that they'd take better care of themselves,gosh! And last but not least Busta,I wouldn't doubt that his breath smells like a fresh hot plate dodo.
I am also very surprised at Diddy....he would have you believe his s%$t is always together! As far as the others go it is absolutely no excuse what so ever to go around with your coochie, booty, and underarms foul....these are things that can be taken care of, especially when you have the money such as these celebs to go and invest into 2.00 SOAP AND DEODORANT PRODUCTS!!!!!
Who the Fuk is MTO?!?! I love how they always get these mysterious, "anonymous" insiders to give the dumbest "reports"!!! I bet none of these celebs never even heard of this site. How you know the bathroom didn't stink BEFORE Pink went in?!? Anybody can have a bad day.....I mean...not ME but any of THESE folks could!!
When I first read the article I was like "damn, MTO done ran out!" But then I started reading and was saying "yeah he/she look like they smell like that" So some of them I could see. I actually heard that before about Diddy and Busta. The rest of em just had me dying. Biz Markie LOOK like he stank, so I definitely wouldn't be surprised.
Thats funny on a Radio interview the radio host asked diddy who had the worst breath and he said busta and diddy breath stinks to i dont know if i beleive that diddy breath stinks if that [EXPLETIVE] can get proactive for his skin then i know he can get a tounge scrapper or something for his breath.
I'm w/ you Buk. I used to talk to this broad for a minute and she never let me knock her off. Then one day she came over and I was trying my hardest to get it. She gave in and took her pants off and I just sat back and was like..."You know...I feel bad pressuring you. You can put your pants back on!!!"
I alwayz had a feeling that Biz, Bobby & Flav stank.,..even Puffy cause bro got ugly lip, teeth and mouth. But dayuum i think u missing on BEYONCE and JAYZ i am sure JAYZ's morning breath stinks. Beyonce mouth stinks all day...so i hear. Bustah i think is b'cause of cigarettes and who knows what.....maybe dikk cum. How you doing Bustah!!
white00diamonds, u got me over here laughin. Imma change my screen name to tollhouse. lol
But u kno wats real good. The Karma Sutra brand powder. Its called Honey dust. It makes womans fluids taste sweet. Taste like the powder. Comes with a feather to apply it. Thats the only secret i'll share. Cant tell u how i smell like cookies. Dont need every chick tryn to b like me
I went to U of Maryland-College Park and I bartended at a bar on Charles St in B-More so I know how them cats do down there. They still wasn't seeing this up-North swagger but they got some cats who know how to dress.
Hey Mr Policeman, I think there is some profiling going on here. Why would you rather act like a terrorist then let people enjoy your site?? I'm gonna complain to the MTO chief of police!!! You patrolman, you!!
Ah WIGGER I know u still lookin, I bet you the same dude that's sitting at the pc, wit some Tims , baggy jeans and a low ceaser cut wit some rims on your GEO! don't be mad cause a black dude whipped your ass everyday in highschool, took your lunch money and donkey diked the sh$t out of your sister, so we ran a train on your girl and was selling weed out your moms house your dad could of said something! just sit back and keep hating yourself cause you aint never going to be nothing more than a bit$h ass white boy!
No question that Jazze Pha stank. All fat people stink. They work up a sweat drying themselves off just getting out of the shower. Ever had the unfortunate pleasure of getting a whiff when a fat person rises from the seat next to you? Ever wonder why you see fat women walking around and always applying some kind of perfumy/fruity smelling lotion on their hands? Don't get me started on the smell of the crease in between their rolls of fat on their neck, thighs, under the t!ts, back of the knees, etc.
DTL: Which one were you reading, I just re-read Heat Seekers... My all time fav is Afterburn...
D- Yeah this *fool* my man (sigh) got on my nerves earlier today but yeah I am supposed to go bowling and I decided to cook some Manicotti this weekend... Hopefuly buy some new books there are alot I want.
Coldest winter ever was awesome, did u read Black and Flipside of the game... Skyscraper I just finished like a week ago my BF sister gave it to me and I was hesitant at 1st because the first time I went to read it, it was slow at first... but it was really good... There are 2 new books I just ordered, white line and the ex-factor... Have you ever read a hustlers wife?
My breath may stink from kissing my bosses azz all day.
Biz Markie- Baboons are known too have a very pungent order especially in the nut sack region. On occasions there azz tends to sweat which creates a paste known to man as PEANUT BUTTER.
Serena Williams- Underarms smell better than her underwear. After one of her tennis matches, I sniffed her panties and was recently discharged from ICU.
Diddy- Just smell pure SH!TTY! How can you sell cologne (unforgivable) when your breath smell sh!tty diddy! I can’t forgive you for that stinking azz breath! YOU SHOULD HAVE INVESTED IN DIDDY MINTS!
Flavor Flav- Puts a whole new Flava in the air! When I asked you did you wash your azz, you replied YEAH BOYEE! Obviously, you told a got damn lie!!
Bobby Brown- After you take a sh!t wash the left over sh!t out of the crack of your crack smoking azz!!
Pink- There’s nothing wrong with PINK puzzy!! hee hee
I can sooo believe that about India Arie..its not because she looks staink, but she looks like one of those that would try to go the au natural route..
Honestly, the experts claim anti perspirants are bad for us and are the cause of all these sicknesses we have. It's because we detox our bodies through natural bodily functions such as sweating, peeing, shatting,etc. If you stop the natural occurrences the poisons have no way else to get out and eventually just kills yo azz.
I excuse her for the pits just for that reason. BUUUUT INDIA you can still do things about odor that don't require poisoning yourself. A bitter orange, baking soda & mineral stick can all be helpful. DRINK WATER TOO!
What? India doesnt wear deodorant? I would never have guessed..... Biz and Jazzy's problem is because of their weight... They can't reach all the cracks and crevices to wash out all the dirt. Pink doesnt look too dirty, but ewww! I heard Serena has the same problem as Pink!! Flavor Flav is probably very clean....Just looks dirty....
are the pictures for affect? cause I swear they look stank too. somebody needs to let India know they have something in the natural healthcare store if she don't like Secret, I guess she's for real when she says "she not the average girl". and please why is Bobby's bootie stank!!! on second thought that might need to be kept Secret.
...........You can't tell me that Serena ain't a hermaphradite, she was born with both sexes and one sex (penis) was probably removed. look for the special on cable tv regarding this unusual condition - it's rather fascinating, it is also said that jamie lee curtis is also one, and when you look at them both you can see actually see the man inside, as far as Serena's underarms, well she looks like she smellin' like a gorilla in that photograph!!!
No heiress1, my mom is not fat. Just have too many horrible fat people experiences. I am a slim brotha so when i take a seat on the bus or train them fat a$$es always make a bee-line for the seat next to me. So If I sit on the inside and them on the outside there a$$es hang off the seat and they take up half of my seat squashing me. And then after they get up and the seat smells like sh!t and when the next person comes to sit next to me they look at me like i'm the one that stinks. Fat b!tches need to spend more time washing they a$$ instead of always putting lotion and perfume on top of the stink. I try not to sit down on the train anymore even though it is a 45 minute commute because I know some stink fatty is gonna squash my a$$ for the entire ride.
I can't believe Beyonce's name is even brought up an this ain't even about her....I bet both of yall men and women would still bang her....stank breath and all...hell just put a muzzle on her azz. I don't believe her breath stinks anyway..she's got great teeth and I'm sure she visits the dentist regularly but the rest on this list I can definitely agree with. Kelis has the best of the worst....bad smelling hair is more tolerable than coochie or mustyness.
For all us Ladies: There's no excuse for a bad smelling crotch...it's way too many remedies to fix the situation...including a doctor. But if you want a man to truly be into you....ask him if hygiene ain't the most important thing from keepin' your man from wanting more of you...trust me it's the damn truth....take heed to it.
My turn. i think all of these people think there above a lot of things, especially hygiene. Let's talk. Flav is revoluting, don't expect him to change. Biz, looks like a big germ. India, always did look nasty and musty. She should take that african mentality somewhere else. Pink, probably smells exactly as she looks, TRASH. Kellis, looks sweaty and funky all the time. Busta, is gaining weight, and looks as if he only bathes for special occasions, guess Deelicious was one of them. Serena, needs a personal stylist for real. They don't only tell you how to dress they make sure you bathe. Bobby, how would you describe a bag of garbage with feet? Diddy should really be ashamed, he has millions, he could hire someone to wash his nasty azz, but perfers to stink or should I say carry the scent of several women at a time. Jazzy just looks nasty, like he wears dirty clothes all the time. Anyhow, as usual MTO viewers have successfully picked the bones of someone else. Should be ashamed, but I know your not. Vote For Me.
I can imagine Britney Spears smelling like a dead yak. Or Paris hilton having doo-doo flies follow her. What about Rosie Odonell after a morning jog? Lets balance it out. Lindsey Lohan after gettin high all night probably wears the same clothes. Would you think Rush Limbaugh probably smells like those chemical plants at exit 13a on the New Jersey Turnpike.
You know, isn't it such a concidence that out of all the celebrities in this world, you have the nerves to list out of 10 people that "smells" 9 of them are black. MTO get REAL, if you are going to make a list like this do some REAL research and put some of you smelly white people on TOP of this list. Blacks have enough people trying to bring them down. Now these ones are famous w/ a lil money and you just HATE ON'EM
yeah, why wouldn't they stank? they aint no better than nobody else..some of yall kill me with holding these freak celebs on a higher pedestal, like they are like GODS are something..sure there are many others so what? aint nobody perfect,, hell I am clean as hell, but my feet stink when I take off my shoes LOL, for real...just one of those thangs...Why da hell Pink wouldn't stank? just cuz she white? please..I have worked around some white girls who smell like "hot tuna" and it's well known Serena coochie "stank", plus Beyonce has "stank breath" so bad...she leaves a trail of funk LOL, and Kelis don't wear deodorant, and Indie maybe a "natural" girl, but not wearing "deodorant" aint...Puff daddy look like he have "stank breath" cuz he breath out of his "mouth" he can't close that mofo! ROTFLMAO
Realwoman, Yeah I said it, that African mentality, I personally know several african's and neither of them bathe that often. The men are bad and some of the women are worse. That's what I mean by african mentality. Not all just some. If I offended you personally...... if it don't fit, don't wear it. Left Turn.
Really tho, your right there are several others I's like to add to this list. Russell Crowe, his lips are always dry and he looks as if he doens't take too much time with water. Rosie ODonnell, she stinks for no reason, just looks dirty and sweaty. Tom Cruise, fag breath, Ricky Martin, fag breath. Renee Zelleweger, looks like she smells herself. Mick Jagger, too funky and sweaty. Paris Hilton, Kim Kardasian, George Clooney, moth balls, from staying in the closet too long. He will come out eventually.
If this mess is true or not...They all know that they got MORE then enough money to buy hygeine products..even if they got to make a pit stop at a "dollar store" I know they got some money....SENSELESS!!! Hell, I'm struggling and I know that if even "I" can a AFFORD soap, toothpaste, deo-dorant, tampax, douches, dental floss, Summer's Eve, Massengill, etc...then them h'os & funky smellin' men can too. Don't make any sense to have ALL OF THAT MONEY and not take care of the BASICS of hygeine....Stop putting out clothing lines, colognes, perfumes, shoes, tennisshoes & purses and start putting out some hygiene products, or get some endorsements from some of these major ad corporations and they will be better off. There is more money to be made in "everyday" essentials then there are in luxuries. Why is Diddy endorsing an ad for "PROACTIVE" skin care and his breath stinks...isn't his breathe part of his face?...How is someone going to get close to him to see how the product works and they can't get past his stank breathe? Makes no sense.
You remember the artist meatloaf? He had to be a smelling like he was carrying a duffel bag of st8t butt with him. Pamela Anderson probably stinks like hot cheese with all the sex she's had. Theres alot of artists that could have made this list, including Madonna, and I cant believe Courtney Love isnt up here. She probably needs really intricate fumigation. I'm talking about Code yellow stink!! This is a true story. I was downstairs in the subway in Times Square and I happen to be sitting next to this skateboard dude that you would recognize because he's been in a couple movies back in the day. This dude raised his arms up to stretch and the musty odor made me stand up and got outta there. I was gonna call the cops on him!!!
drburke Realwoman, Yeah I said it, that African mentality, I personally know several african's and neither of them bathe that often. The men are bad and some of the women are worse. That's what I mean by african mentality. Not all just some. If I offended you personally...... if it don't fit, don't wear it. Left Turn. ----------
If it's only some why would you attribute the problem of the 'some' that you have come in contact with with the WHOLE of Africa. That makes no sense. You are no better than the white people who claim ALL Black people stink...so don't get mad when they put us all in the same boat as you have done with Africans, that's all I'm saying.
I met busta rhymes and when i met him he must have just brushed his teeth cuz his breath smelled minty fresh..I went to some club biz markie was a dj at last year and when he walked past me after it was over, he smelled like food..like he was frying fish and chicken and didnt change before he came to the club and sweat over top of that...yuck
I've seen a similar list that said Britney Spears, Pink & Christina Aguilera smell like a cross between spoiled cookie dough (didn't know cookie dough could spoil) and seafood. The three of them and Gwen Stefani look really stinky. The list also stated that Beyonce, Meagan Good, Diddy and Ozzy Osbourne have breath that reeks of the little tiny stinkballs that surface in your throat. Colin Farrell and Eminem smell like they dived in a swimming pool full of alcohol. And Vida Guerra and Fergie smell like they took a "2 minute wash off following a 10 hour sexfest orgy." Don't know how valid this "list" is, but I surely think of an awful smell when I see them.
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