| Selector |
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I’d rather be pushing flowers,
than to be in the penn sharing showers |
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Excuse me while I light my spliff |
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| Lakia_B |
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2nd! Good morning |
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| soundseven |
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ok... |
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http://twitter.com/michelobx |
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| CMM-N-AJA |
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?...okay.
Anyway, Get off J nuts. |
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I LOVE b/c I can...It‘s my RIGHT! |
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| SELFISH |
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SHOUTS OUT TO DA TEAM
FOUNDER
MVP
CAPT.
CRAIG MACK
HAWK
1ST LADY 2ND LADY
SELFISH (THAT'S ME)
OH YEA MISTA MAIN EVENT @ HOT 97.7 IN JACKTOWN
STEVE H. I SEE YA |
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I LOVE ME |
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| buttahluv |
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I love jay-z |
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| ItGyrl |
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I'm gonna walk out right now..... |
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"This is IT." |
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| BronxChic305 |
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I AM A HUSTLER BABY I'LL SELL WATER TO A WHALE
Q I LOVE YA |
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| blackexec |
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LMAO.. THAT IS FUNNY
Fat aint Fun, Naturally Lose 5 lbs per week @ |
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Destroy Fat for FREE @ www.HealZoo.com |
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| gangstachick |
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top 10 finally! |
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| gangstachick |
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Damn, blackexec (buddah) beat me to it. |
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| demetriathe1 |
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that was funny... |
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The Legacy Lives On..... |
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| demetriathe1 |
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that was funny... |
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The Legacy Lives On..... |
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| delikat2me |
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cute & funny too |
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| DJSlikk |
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LOL |
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| ososcrumptious |
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lol they mad stupid.....jayz doin his thing on that song tho |
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Ok AnD.... |
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| milesperhour |
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idiots!!! |
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I‘m on my New York sh*t |
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| Brightsmile0827 |
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Funny. |
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| boxx22 |
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damn that was hilarious. |
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Dis iz da internet, Itz not dat serious! |
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| Boosie |
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YA'LL DUMB MTO! LMAO |
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I DO THIS FOR SHYTS & GIGGLES!! |
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| chessmoves |
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MTO promotes ignorance and divisiveness among the black community. MTO is not even run by BLACK PEOPLE!!!!! |
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| PunchDrunkPretty |
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I just heard his new song last night and it's horrible. If he's so angry and every other rapper is so lame, why still do it? I mean, it isn't as if he NEEDS to???? Go do something else Jay Z... You had a great run... |
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| Strawberry-Kiwi |
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JOCKIN JZ LOL |
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Undercover...... |
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| Treasure8430 |
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DAMN I'M MAD I CAN'T C NUTTIN.....O WELL.....SUP EVRYBODY!!!!! LOL |
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PRICELESS |
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| b_rich30 |
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huh... song is dope! |
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myspace.com/brich30 |
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| TaliciousVille |
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HE LOOKS THE SAME TO ME. UGLY, BIG LIP CAMEL, CAMEL, CAMEL!! GO GET A DRINK OF WATER. |
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Talisha>www.myspace.com/291219743 |
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| GuessJeans |
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Yeah that looks just like him. Beyonce got brain damage. She's mentally ill. She too pretty to be with a homely man. |
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To be busy is man‘s only happines |
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| TROOPER |
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THIS VIDEO IS OLD. IT'S A FAN MADE VIDEO THAT'S BEEN ON [SPAM]HIPHOP FOR THE LONGEST. AND IT'S FUNNY HOW ALL HIPHOP.COM JUST GOT THIS ON THEIR SITE AND NOW U POST IT ON YOURS. HAHAHAHA JACKERS. |
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HIGH FIVE IN THE 09! |
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| msfoxxy |
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Waste of time.... |
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1st Off F^ck Ur Bish & Da Click U Claim |
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| CINCITY |
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LOL. LOVE ME SOME S.CARTER!!! |
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Brooklyn we go HARD!!! |
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| KIWI29 |
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MTO...U GUYS R STUPID....MY MAN JAY IS NOT BUSTED..HE PULLED THE HOTTEST CHIC IN THE GAME...HE'S THUG PASSION, NY STYLE, AND IF U ASSWIPES DON'T SEE THAT... UR ALL WEEZACK!! |
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| Luv-Lee |
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@ Selector. Do you know ANY other rymes??? That is really getting old. |
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It‘s ME snitches!! |
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| Luv-Lee |
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@ Selector. Do you know ANY other rymes??? That is really getting old. |
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It‘s ME snitches!! |
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| esotericdredz |
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LOL....That song is a banger though... |
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Not liking bullshit doesn‘t = hating |
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| TheUNDERTAKER |
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THE SONG IS FIRE BUT (JAY-Z) AND THAT PUPPET IS UGLY AS HELL!!! |
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-PUTTING MUTHAFUCKAS 6 FEET DEEP- |
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| LetsBeHonest |
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Lol...that was funny especially the one who kept saying jocking Jay-Z. And the news anchor... LMAO |
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Be True 2 Yourself !!! |
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| MissDevious |
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LMFAOOOO
like the song though lol |
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| sssensuallll |
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Booooo lol |
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| the_disputed_truth |
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yeah he look like that puppet, but Beyonce like it. |
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| TreasureT |
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LMAO!! |
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www.myspace.com/blackdiamondent601 |
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| Browngurl81 |
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LMAO |
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IMPERFECTLY MADE |
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| Datruthhurtz |
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ROTFLMBAO! FUNNY! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WAS A JOKE BUT IT WAS ONE OF J'S BETTER VIDEOS |
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Seek da truth from w/n & U will B free |
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| Nosreme |
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lmao...
www.girlsthatlove2showit.com |
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www.girlsthatlove2showit.com |
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| Nosreme |
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lmao...
www.girlsthatlove2showit.com |
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www.girlsthatlove2showit.com |
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| 7lady |
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they wrong fot that! |
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Don‘t kill me Tiny! |
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| br00kliinbaby |
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yall r krayz i LOVE Jay |
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~I SAY WUTEVUH I WANT~ |
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| lifegroove |
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LMAO!! Thanks for the laugh MTO |
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| DC_Diva |
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That was hilarious...funny how the white barbie doll looked just like beyonce. LOL. Is this really his video? |
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| mello99 |
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DAMN MEDIATAKEOUT YALL BE JOCKIN JAYZ....HE LIKE FLY SH$T....YALL LIKE GOSSIP...ITS A SHAME 2 ME WHY YALL ALWAY GOT SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY ABOUT HIM... IS IT AGAINST THE LAW THE WAY HE FLOSSIN....YALL NEED TO GET THE HATE OUT YA BLOODS AND LET THIS MAN DO HIM.... |
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I‘m a woman above everything else. |
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| juicy2010 |
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I LIKE THE SONG! |
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I LOVE ME..DONT U?..LOL.. |
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| Tagirl25 |
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Boy, y'all some haters, MTO! You and whoever made that video. |
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| xQuiZiTDeLiTe |
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THAT WAS SOOOOO FACKING RETARDED! LAMES MAKE ME SICK! |
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Never give up your right to be wrong! |
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| xQuiZiTDeLiTe |
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THAT WAS SOOOOO FACKING RETARDED! LAMES MAKE ME SICK! |
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Never give up your right to be wrong! |
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| LoveJones |
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NICE! |
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"It‘s only Entertainment!" |
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| AKeysWannabee |
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He still ugly as hell to me.. |
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THIS IS LIKE THE VIDEO KANYE WEST CAME OUT FOR "CHAMPION" ITS A PUPPET VIDEO BUT IT WAS KANYE ACTUAL VIDEO FOR THE SONG.
JAY MAKING MOVES HE JUST CLOSED A DEAL WITH MOTOROLA BRINGING OUT HEADPHONES THATS A BLUETOOTH THAT WHEN U LISTEN TO MUSIC AND YO PHONE RING U CAN SWITCH OVER AND WHEN U DONE THE MUSIC WILL RESUME. HE'S NOT LETTING NO ONE BREATHE FAR AS GETTING MONEY,. |
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HIGH FIVE IN THE 09! |
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| Princessofghana |
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hahaha that's funny im surprised mto didn't post a camel race or something |
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| vagiiirl757 |
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ooooh [EXPLETIVE] funny as hell lmao |
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wAKE UP mR wEST! |
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| vagiiirl757 |
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ooooh [EXPLETIVE] funny as hell lmao |
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wAKE UP mR wEST! |
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| vagiiirl757 |
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ooooh [EXPLETIVE] funny as hell lmao |
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wAKE UP mR wEST! |
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| vagiiirl757 |
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ooooh [EXPLETIVE] funny as hell lmao |
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wAKE UP mR wEST! |
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| vagiiirl757 |
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ooooh [EXPLETIVE] funny as hell lmao |
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wAKE UP mR wEST! |
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| vagiiirl757 |
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ooooh [EXPLETIVE] funny as hell lmao |
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wAKE UP mR wEST! |
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| southernslickagroupi |
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hov!! lol funny sh*t |
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myspace.com/SOUTHERNSLICKA |
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| mypharrell |
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OMG!!!!! i know it was gonna be sum dumb shi**** |
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MYSPACE/IHEARTPHARRELL |
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| hersheykiss11 |
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When they hate all that means is that your doing something
I dont understand why people hate on this dude soo much-he is an entrepeneur not a model
Bey is a smart woman her husband got a brain on him that is gonna make their great great great grandchildren rich |
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A diva best believe ya... |
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| littlemissmuffin |
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shout out 2 all |
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| JUICYCHIK |
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Now yall know yall wrong for this one & i hope .....well i wont say that-but wait...just wait...talkn about my boi like that |
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........and you say that to say what? |
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| newmommy |
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cute concept. not loving the hook, though.
On another note, I haven't heard 'jocking' since the lates 80s or early 90s. Throwback! |
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~*Living my life like it‘s golden! |
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| PleasurepLover |
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ha....he still ugly. |
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I Love You Amine! |
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| IknowIknow |
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I like the song. That puppet looks just like Jay but why does the other puppet have messed up teeth??? Too funny |
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| dreadz |
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MTO NEED TO STOP HATIN ON THAT BROTHER COULD BUY YOU & YO MAMA !!! |
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GINO KUTZ,STYLEZ & TWIST LOCKZ |
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| dreadz |
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GINO KUTZ,STYLEZ & TWIST LOCKZ GET ATCHA BOI!!MD.DC VA.
(240)481-8148..OR MY EMAIL:dreadbarber@yahoo.com |
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GINO KUTZ,STYLEZ & TWIST LOCKZ |
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| CooksFromPENN |
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funny video, good work! |
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Return of the Smack!! |
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| Swedish-Bajan |
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dammmm..... |
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http://www.myspace.com/sexy_kandi101 |
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| hzlhoneydew |
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jockin jay-z, so dope boy fresh. i cant' front the song is fly, his talent is off the hook. i just can't with these people. this video is alright. |
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OBAMA 09 LETS DO IT!!!!! |
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| JaeCe |
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Yeah aight MTO....catchy song tho. |
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No City Has Swagger Like US!! |
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| TheBestEver |
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That ish is hilarious.
the song is fiire |
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Is Slavery Really over???? |
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| MrsRLH2nd |
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Lmao! The song is thight. |
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Black Unity /Black Pride |
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| muddas05 |
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LMFAO..THAT ISH WAS FUNNY...GOOD FOR THAT B!TCH GAY-Z..ILLUMINATTI DEVIL WORSHIPPING B!TCH A$$ N!GGA |
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REGISTER 2 VOTE @ WWW.VOTEFORCHANGE.COM |
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| DANGEROUS-x |
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WTF! |
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| ThickAndCreamy1 |
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yuck lol |
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www.twitter.com/MissYummyYum |
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| TheRose |
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Jockin who??
The only person jockin him is his baldheaded wifey and Rosey Palms(if you know what I mean). |
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Don‘t make me do it. |
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| nozreader |
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WHACK....:( |
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WTFROTFLMFAOSMDH!!!!! |
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THIS IS WHY I‘M HAUTE! |
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| atalien |
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Funny |
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| babyboytres |
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I BEEN SEEING A VIOLATION IN THIS COMMENT SECTIONS, THAT DUDE AT #1 WITH THE BOB MARLEY PICTURE.SELECTOR IS HIS NAME. WHY THE HELL YOU POSING A LEGEND OF BOB MARLEY STATUS, PICTURE BUT IN EVERY COMMENT YOUR POSING WACK ASS LIL WAYNE LINES. NOW THAT DISRESPECT TO BOB MARLEY. DON'T BE THE SHERIFF HOMEBOY, BE THE DEPUTY..... |
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| Farrah_Gooden |
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Jay Z is ALWAYS ugly no matter what he does. |
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| cocosoflis |
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It actually looks just like him :) |
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I GOTS NO TYME FOR FAKE ONES |
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| JockinJayZ1 |
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dat soo doesn't look anything like Jay Z. Jay Z got the meanest swag in the game. All yall lil niccas need to get your grown man status up |
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