@ Ms_Afghanistan2008: I don't think you're allowed to use that kind of language. I'm calling Akbar on you right now!
Calling AT&T tech support because they send their calls overseas at ***:
Ring, ring: (In Akbar's voice)
Thanks for calling AT&T, this is Mike, how may I help you?
Me: Mike? Akbar, stop trippin'..I know it's you fool.. talkin' about Mike. You can fool them white people but you can't fool me Akbar.
Akbar: Ok L-Storm...you getting me.
Me: I think you mean "You Got Me"
Akbar: Yes, yes my friend..you are correct..You Got Me!
Akbar: What seems to be the problem L-Storm?
Me: You need to handle up on your girl Ms_Afghanistan2008. She's using foul language, plus she took her veil off for one of the brothas. Akbar, you know your women over there are crazy about the brothas!
Akbar: Ok, L-Storm, I will handle it!
L-Storm: Ok, Akbar peace!!
Akbar: My country is still working on that!
Me: No, Akbar, I mean peace as in goodbye!
Akbar: Oh, ok well peace to you to my friend.