: MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Diddy’s blogging about his definition of Bitchazziness. Here’s what he told fans were his Top 10 Forms Of Bitchazziness
10. Guys who wear pants so tight u can see their calf muscles and CLAIM they're straight! that's BITCHassness..lolThis is why we FUKKS with Diddy. Dude is off the chains … Kinda hurt our feelings little bit with number 8 though ….9. The definition of bitchassness is telling someone they cant do something because you failed at it yourself.
8. BITCHASSNESS = Tellin people your weave is your hair.... COME ON NOW LADIES. He will know when he touches it....lol
7. My definition of Bitchassness? A.I.G....!!! ?
6. N*ggas that wear colored contacts... LOL LOL!!!!!
5. Women that lie & say they don’t usually give head on the first date... LOL!!!
4. BitchAssNess is when someone's negativity or negative qualities drag down the efforts of us as individuals...
3. Bitchassness is not taking care of ur kids, because the baby mamas don't want to take care of you!! LOL!!
2. Tweeters who expect to get a reply to EVERYTHING they say-"i'm not following diddy anymore, he nvr tweets back!"
1. Bitchassness=giving up on your dreams!.. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!
#12 another sign of BITCHASSNESS is when the man who is responsible for putting the group together (DIDDY) starts hating on your success and sets out to cause confusion and break yall up cause he's jealous of your success!!! Something he never really had for himself cause his image was a gimmick and a straight up FLUKE... DIDDY OFFICIALLY HAS A CLASSIC CASE OF BITCH'ASS'NESS.... Looking for a unique gift? visit 4u2.com
AND ABOUT FIVE OF THEM APPLY TO HIM, GUESS HE'S A BYTCH! HE NEEDS TO GO SIT DOWN, HE'S A JOKE, AND NOBOBY'S PAYING ATTENTION THAT'S WHY HE'S DOING SO MUCH BLOGGING. HE NEEDS TO GO SIT IN A PSYCH CHAIR AND FIND OUT WHY HE DON'T FEEL RELEVANT UNLESS HE'S IN FRONT OF A DAMN CAMERA. HE'S NOTHING BUT A PHUCKING HOE!
I think daily weaves/wigs are so tacky and the women who wear them are so lazy and their head has got stank for real!!
Why not get up and brush your hair? so slappin some dead person or horse hair in your head is better. ewwww!!!
Half the stuff he said about guys I would think he would have done. diddy
I don't know how men can get with women like that. Your kids will be as bald as the dude you checking on the court. chick will be 40 with no hairline and permamnent track line form where they either glued sewed it in.
i need the truth .. the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Tired of fakeness..
Diddy is a [EXPLETIVE] trip. Number one, he fits most of the "bitchazziness" criteria, especially with his downlow homosexual tendencies. Yea, MASE knows all about it homie. And why didn't he put on this list, men who beat their girlfriends up? Oh right, because he does it himself. Diddy is the ultimate bitch who only cares for himself. This wasn't even funny. This has been said before. Are we that easily amused?
Diddy!! I was really feelin yo top 10 until you mentioned my employer....Thanks to them i can surf the web 8 hours a day and i just gotta bonus...And since they are providing for my family (for now) they are not bitchazzes...The government is the dum mothafuccas for given us all this money!! BUT I AINT TRIPPIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA (Me laughin all the way to the bank)which is in the building so i dont even have to walk far!! THANKS AIG!!!lol
@babyfat I wear weaves all the time, but bitch I am far from being tacky, or bald. If you know what you are doing and take care of it, it won't stink nor will you be bald. You sound real stupid like you can't go bald without weave, and like your real hair can't stink. But it's all goog tho, because you are entitled to your own opinion, I just thought that I will just drop a lil education 4 u
i'll tell dummy to his face, the context in which he first used bitchashniz was not defined under multiple definitions... When he comes out saying b*a*ness means 10 different things, he appears an dumb-stupid. Also, some of the things he describing 1-10 already fall under direct word...for instance... Diddy's definition under #1 simply means failure or many other things...but there's no way in the world that I'm going to link #1 to b*a*ness....at this point, i really think diddy is bisexually slow~
Number-10 is definitely a wake up call to all those young niccas for reala!(Muhfckers coming through the block looking like Little Ms.Sunshine!also these same niccas walking with their pants damn near their ankles waddling up the street like mfckin'penguins or like they sht their drawers.Sht is straight ridiculous!" True Talk.Brooklyn's Finest and Finest.I agree with everything else Puff as well.
Antidumb I saw Diddy on the late Night talk show with "Craig Ferguson" and I felt so sorry for him, not only was he being made fun of in a subtle but evident way, he didn't have the gift of articulation to TRULY go toe to toe with Craig Ferguson................... *************************************************
I seen Diddy on Bill Maher and Diddy really doesn't know when people are making fun of him. It was sad. He couldn't even complete 2 sentences without looking off into the distance and giggling...I was so embarrassed lol
BiTCHAZZNESS...
10. NOT MARRYING KIM PORTER 09. CHEATING WITH SIENNA MILLER .. ( WHITE GIRL)AND GETTING MAD AT PAPARAZZI FOR CATCHING YOU 08. ALLOWING CHRIS BROWN TO BE HELD UP AND CHILLING IN YOUR MANSION 07.LASTING ONLY 15 MINUTES WITH SUPAHEAD..AFTER BEGGING TO "HAVE HER" 06.MAKING 5 BABIES BY 3 WOMEN, WITH NO INTENT TO MARRY EITHER OF THEM. 05.SEXING AND USING WOMEN TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR LUST AND PREFERENCE FOR MEN. 04. ALLOWING YOUR MOM TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE A 60 YEAR OLD "LIL KIM" 03. THE TWINS NAMES..(POOR KIDS) 02.RESURRECTING BIGGIE FROM THE GRAVE (WHEN YOU SEE FIT)FOR YOUR OWN MATERIAL GAIN 01.HAVING SEX WITH CASSIE, WHOM YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE AS ONE OF YOUR NUMEROUS ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN.
ahem...
10. BITCHASSNESS is doing ANYTHING to remain relative(eg twitter)
9. Making fun of queens when you are a big ole bottom is BITCHASSNESS
8. Weaves? See Mama Combs THATS BITCHASSNESS and F*CKERY
7. Bitchassness would be monopolizing your artists projects and then ripping them off repeatedly...too many of your artists say the same thing
6. BITCHASSNESS is having all that money and you still can't close your mouth...WTF is up with that?
5. Bitchassness is actually believing that you have talent, are handsome and that people really like you, they humor you, lol, you piece of sh*t!
4. Bitchassness is beating on women..we know you get your Ike on...you gon burn in hell with gasoline drawers on...
3. Bitchassness is having all them damn chirren with all those different women and walking around saying "you just aint ready for marriage"...get ready for condoms dumbasss..you a joke to the black race..THATS THE NEGATIVE STUFF THAT HOLDS US BACK AS A PEOPLE
2. Two words: Shakir Stewart
1. You should never let the words notorious, big, brooklyn, smalls, biggie or poppa ever come outta of your mouth again...thats the ultimate BITCHAZZZZZNESSS
So here's to you Puff Daddy, Puff, P. Diddy, Diddy or whoever the f*ck you are
Your reality check can't come soon enough
UPDATED LIST...
12.VOODOO LADY SAID Bitchassness is beating on women..we know you get your Ike on...you gon burn in hell with gasoline drawers on... 11. TRIXIE SAID..WEARING THAT SHINEY ALUMINUM SUIT , DUDE. HE HE 10. NOT MARRYING KIM PORTER 09. CHEATING WITH SIENNA MILLER .. ( WHITE GIRL)AND GETTING MAD AT PAPARAZZI FOR CATCHING YOU 08. ALLOWING CHRIS BROWN TO BE HELD UP AND CHILLING IN YOUR MANSION 07.LASTING ONLY 15 MINUTES WITH SUPAHEAD..AFTER BEGGING TO "HAVE HER" 06.MAKING 5 BABIES BY 3 WOMEN, WITH NO INTENT TO MARRY EITHER OF THEM. 05.SEXING AND USING WOMEN TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR LUST AND PREFERENCE FOR MEN. 04. ALLOWING YOUR MOM TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE A 60 YEAR OLD "LIL KIM" 03. THE TWINS NAMES..(POOR KIDS) 02.RESURRECTING BIGGIE FROM THE GRAVE (WHEN YOU SEE FIT)FOR YOUR OWN MATERIAL GAIN 01.HAVING SEX WITH CASSIE, WHOM YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE AS ONE OF YOUR NUMEROUS ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN.
(MY SPONGEBOB LAUGH) BAAAAAHWAAAWAAAAAAAW AA
@ANTIDUMB.... SO FUNNY... IT WAS THE SAME THING ON HELEN DEGENRES SHOW WHEN SHE ASKED HIM ABOUT RHIANNA, HE BECAME VISIBLY ANNOYED YOU COULD TELL HE WANTED TO CURSE HER OUT, YOU KNOW HOW HELEN REALLY FEEL ABOUT THE SITUATION ON WOMEN BEATING LET ALONE MEN, RATHER THEN ANSWER FURTHER QUESTIONS HE GOT UP AND DEMANDED THEY PLAY SOME MUSIC, HE THEN STARTED DANCING LIKE A JACKAASS TO AVOID HIS VEXTATION ,HELEN WAS EQUALLY JUST AS VEXED. HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME YOUR POST IS SO ACCURATE OF HIM
@dz..gurl u r soo ryt..lol.there is nothing wrong with wearing weave..i done wear it..but half the black&white celebritys wear weave..includin diddys broke done..BEYONCE ON CRACK LOOKIN MAMA...neway..nuber 12 shuld b.....SIGNIN PPL U KNO GOOD DAMN WELL THEY NOT GON LAST..CUS NOBODY ON BAD BOY RECORDS LAST BUT...GUESS WHOO???..DIDDYS SMOKEY DA BEAR LOOKIN AZZ
Well I have my own list it's not quite as long but here goes.
#2 Bitchassness is n!ggas who beat on women I.E. Christopher Brown
and #1 Bitchassness is n!ggas who run out of clubs like little bitches when n!ggas start shooting and your boy shoots back protecting you and you let him catch a case and do 10! NOW THAT IS BITCHASSNESS!
I could have made a top ten list of reasons why Diddy is a bitchass but we all know let's just say that bitchassness = Diddy altogether. Nothing more to be said.
He right about the weaves!! Too much fakeness. I agree with you babyfat! Most of the girls I've seen that wear weaves on the regular their hair is usually really unhealthy underneath. Hairline wearing away, hair breaking off. I'm not trying to dog anyone that wears them, I just really don't see the point. Why not take the time to get your natural hair healthy and wear it? Looks better than all that fake hair that everyone knows is fake. But then again i have naturally long hair that i take care of so i guess thats why I can't relate . . .
Man the biggest BYTCH of them all has something to say dude Diddy is a hoe azzzzz negro HAN for short keep up he is a beat stealing, jock riding HAN. Money can't make you a man that is why J LO left you and Biggie probably would of done the same if he was here today can't nobody stand him that i know he is just horriable. Flat out just horriable and his attitued stinks too you can dress up a money but you cant teach him not to shyt where he eats.
WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE USE THE WORD N***ER AND CALL EACH OTHER B*TCH WHEN WE DISAGREE WITH WHAT SOMEONE SAID? THIS IS WHY I LOVE ANTIDUMB'S COMMENTS...LEARN TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF WITHOUT BEING CONFRONTATIONAL. PERHAPS THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEN AS SUCH AN AGGRESIVE RACE. YOU CAN POLITELY PUT SOMEONE IN THEIR PLACE.
AND WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH "I HAVE LONG HAIR, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....?!" OFTEN TIMES I HEAR WOMEN TALK ABOUT HOW "LOOOOOOONG" THEIR HAIR IS BUT RARELY DO I HEAR A WOMEN TALK ABOUT HOW "HEALTHY" HER HAIR IS. WHAT GOOD ARE A FEW LONG STRINGY STRANDS IF UNHEALTHY. JMO.
Whatever, Diddy is still moving mountains like real dudes are supposed too. None of us are perfect, and we all have weaknesses in certain areas of our personality.
If Diddy wanted to kick it with any of you naysayers in a Maybach 62, you'd be game. Not only that, you'd sit there and let him kick knowledge on how to come up in life. Being super articulate only gets you so far in life, REAL WISDOM GETS YOU AHEAD IN LIFE!
There are plenty of well spoken bums and failures out here. PLEASE!!!
@whatwhatwhat LMAO I can't stand that little bitty mouth man either. He makes me so sick. It's a toss up with me who I can't stand the most out of him and Beyonce both of them love attention, both are arrogant, both really think they are true entertainers, both can't act, both are selfish, both don't care who they walk on, they both desert their friends.....and the list goes on.
@SCORPIO_QUEEN02 I MUST SAY I DEF AGREE WITH U. I AM A BLACK WOMAN WITH HEALTHY HAIR DOWN MY BACK. BUT IN THE SUMMER I LIKE TO PUT A WEAVE IN ONCE IN A WHILE CUZ I HAVE A POOL AND IM NOT DAMAGING MY HAIR AND I AINT WEARING NO DAYUM CAP. BUT I DO GET MY REAL HAIR DONE EVERY 3 WEEKS BY A DOMINICAN CHICK. THEY THE ONLY ONES I LET FUX WIT MY HEAD. BIG-UPS TO BLANCA....SHE KEEPS ME LOOKIN BOMB!!!