HILARIOUS!!! DIDDY GIVES HIS TOP 10 FORMS OF BITCHAZZINESS!!!


 







March 18, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Diddy’s blogging about his definition of Bitchazziness. Here’s what he told fans were his Top 10 Forms Of Bitchazziness
10. Guys who wear pants so tight u can see their calf muscles and CLAIM they're straight! that's BITCHassness..lol

9. The definition of bitchassness is telling someone they cant do something because you failed at it yourself.

8. BITCHASSNESS = Tellin people your weave is your hair.... COME ON NOW LADIES. He will know when he touches it....lol

7. My definition of Bitchassness? A.I.G....!!! ?

6. N*ggas that wear colored contacts... LOL LOL!!!!!

5. Women that lie & say they don’t usually give head on the first date... LOL!!!

4. BitchAssNess is when someone's negativity or negative qualities drag down the efforts of us as individuals...

3. Bitchassness is not taking care of ur kids, because the baby mamas don't want to take care of you!! LOL!!

2. Tweeters who expect to get a reply to EVERYTHING they say-"i'm not following diddy anymore, he nvr tweets back!"

1. Bitchassness=giving up on your dreams!.. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!

This is why we FUKKS with Diddy. Dude is off the chains … Kinda hurt our feelings little bit with number 8 though ….

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COMMENTS:

    ahmadsharpe
    He should've put Top 11 cause #11 would be
    "Signing with P. Diddy cause you will get
    b!t*hed!"
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    I‘m Shining on you Niggahs

    RealTalkin
    Hows diddy going to be callin people gay? Looked in the mirror lately puff?
     

    SicOfdaHate
    hahahah Diddy is retarted... But I guess he can talk about since he is the king of it.
     

    INGL3W00D
    ZZZZZ
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    imindanewz
    Daaaamn, I'm diggin number 5 though....Liar Liar..You know who you are...LOL
     

    Fabulous_1
    ummm okay
     

    KillaKookie
    That carries a lil weight coming from a rich Mufuka!
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    Luv it or hate it. Still a Killa!

    sj308
    uhm number 8. he should shut it. i bet he bought all his girl's weaves. jlo wears a weave, you know kim wears a weave, cassie might have some real hair going on but i bet theirs a track or two.
     

    CMM-N-AJA
    MTO y'all really are idiots...how do you not know what AIG is?....stay current with your f-ing economy.
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    I LOVE b/c I can...It‘s my RIGHT!

    jamrockyouth
    HE TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF WHO WWEAR TIGHTS LIKE PUFF



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    HANDMADE PRODUCTS
     

    MediaAddict
    WACK!!!
     

    Ebonyblanco
    TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT!!!!
     

    Doll11one
    Bitchaazzness is listing 10 reasons to be a bytch
     

    85Bears
    I was expecting a couple of jabs at Kanye.
     

    CONVERSEnORGASM
    o hush gay boy
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    whatwhatwhat
    Number 1 should be "lame assed music moguls who don't pay his artists"
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    My love is right smack in the socket

    RainaBee
    Diddy needs to get a life n start paying child support PLZ COME ON MY PAGE MYSPACE.COM/RAIRAIB AND VOTE FOR MY ENTRIES TO WIN A SCHOLARSHIP THNXZ!
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    undressingHER
    I must agree, lol

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    LOLatMTO
    #11- [EXPLETIVE] with money who f*ck with Superhead.

    #12- [EXPLETIVE] who leave their baby mommas for young dumb jumpoffs.
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    WhAtUEVerDiD
    AND WHY IS HE NOT NUMBER ONE ON THE LIST THIS IS SOME BU!!SH!T!!!!!
     

    mzarrogance
    AIG = America's Insatiable Greed, lol. MTO are dummies.

    Puffy has RECENTLY worn some tight ass suits gripping his calf muscle. He was going for the Sammy Davis look but it didn't work. He needs to stop.

    # 11 - Effing over darn good artists and replacing them with take that take that.
     

    whatwhatwhat
    I need to make a confession. There is one person I hate more than Bitchonce. Wacky dildo boy P-Sissy is the top hated celeb on my list. He makes my ass blow bubbles.
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    My love is right smack in the socket

    Pinkemail
    ok Now what?
     

    Pauli3SmallZ
    LMAO diddy is dat dude!!!


    ahahahah
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    Tily
    LOL
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    IMAFOOL33
    SHIDD ....#1 SHOULD BE ANY GROUP OR SOLO ARTIST SIGNING WITH DIDDY.
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    "TEXAS MOFO THATS WHERE I STAY"

    bkprincess
    LMAO!
     

    JAYJAY0861
    U GOTTA LUV DIDDY, HE DO KEEP IT REAL
     

    The_Stars_Critic
    The WEAVE being real LMAO.
     

    kingkhan
    How about this bitchassness: having a bunch of kids by a bunch of women and not by one wife.
    And more bitchassness: the "women" that let you do it.
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    you‘re not hated, just ignored

    princessofhtown
    lmao
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    sweet-d
    ok
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    Caprina82
    Im really feeling # 3. "Bitchassness is not taking care of ur kids, because the baby mamas don't want to take care of you!!"
     

    onlydiamondz
    I agree with everything. That's why I follow Diddy on Twitter. He is actually interesting.
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    Maia get better ♥.

    yesitsmelhs
    Danity Kane, Day26, and Donnie being broke...thats BITCHASSNESS!!
     

    onlydiamondz
    WHAT'S AIG?!
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    Maia get better ♥.

    MUNCHIE
    AIG is that insurance company that tied up in the bailout scandal duhh!!!!

    they bitchasses caz the using tax payers money to give out million dollar bonuses!!
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    IM BETTER THAN YOU !!!!

    onlydiamondz
    That's their fault. You got to work hard and go for what YOU WANT. Now I would never in a million years sign with 'Bad Boy'. All the old artists are gone. And the new ones only get that '1 album deal'. Except Danity Kane and Cassie.@yesitsmelhs
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    Maia get better ♥.

    ShoeGoddess
    BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!!
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    - Dont Fukk With My Shoes -

    tjtrae1
    Bitchazziness is a dude who takes the time to make a Bitchazziness top ten list-
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    Stop following and become a leader..

    DanteEpic
    BITCHAZZINESS #11 Robbing people of their dreams owning all of their publishing.
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    mayahotblaze
    HOW ABOUT HE ADD TAKING PEOPLE TO GAY CLUBS AND THEN DENYING IT?? NOW THATS BITCHAZZNESS!! LMAO!!
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    mayahotblaze
    HOW ABOUT HE ADD TAKING PEOPLE TO GAY CLUBS

    AND THEN DENYING IT??

    NOW THATS BITCHAZZNESS!! LMAO!!
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    MicG87
    I AGREE WITH #10, #8, #6 AND DEFINITELY #5!!!!
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    daniela_rae
    he still fits all criteria in my humble opinion lol
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    oh my word. . .

    MicG87
    I AGREE WITH #10, #8, #6 AND DEFINITELY #5!!!!
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    D-Block - "Let‘s Get Doe"

    cHaRmiSsOlUcKi
    I HATE THAT WORD!!!! UGH...ANYWHO...SHOUT OUT 2 ALL DA BI AND LESBIAN CHICKS OUT THERE!!!!
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    PuErTo RiCaNz..R..My..WeAkNeSS!!

    Mrsbigdog
    um... how old is this dude again? Clown
     

    10MEMPHIS
    I THINK IT MEANS DIDDY GAY A S S GOING INTO A GAY CLUB COME OUT THE CLOSET BUT BOY
     

    coco526
    BITCHAZZNESS IS HIS SHOW MAKING THE BAND CAUSE HE CAN'T NEVER KEEP HIS ARTISTS
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    milesperhour
    that was funny!diddy definatley has his moments.

    LOL@ dudes who wear colored contacts.true talk.
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    Nakrencla
    That's funni. I know I don't have no bitchazziness
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    Michael Joseph Jackson (1958-2009)

    81rob81
    He forgot putting men who get pedicures and manicures on that list. Oh, and he also left out "men who let Karrine Steffans stick her finger in your booty"! Of course, that would place him on that list himself though...lol
     

    81rob81
    Oh, I also forgot to include "men who take the host of 'Pimp My Ride' to gay night clubs". That should be number 1!
     

    onlydiamondz
    Who the f...gives head or has sex on the first date, first week, or first month, even?! That's nasty.
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    HauteCoutureDiva
    Lmao @ Diddy! So his momma is on the list reppin' # 6 and Kanye clearly reps # 10!!!
     

    yummers
    DIDDY IS A SUCKA..
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    yesimbetter
    That was REAL TALK....
    That list was true as hell no matter how you look at it.
    Everything he listed was a form of b*tchas*ness.
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    Doll11one
    @trae1 good morning baby
    great minds think alike.
     

    mskiki
    #8 i can most definitely say thats bitchassness! i get so sick and tired when girls be like "oh this is my real hair" haha i be like, then why does the roots look like its in africa and the ends like they in china?? im like come on now who is u fooling??
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    Ignorance is bliss on this website!

    MUNCHIE
    @ onlydiamondz
    some nasty bitches do!! its sad but that's what our society has come to!
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    IM BETTER THAN YOU !!!!

    mskiki
    mto wtf? u really dont know what A.I.G. is?? hahahahahaha
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    Ignorance is bliss on this website!

    customcalendars4u2
    #12 another sign of BITCHASSNESS is when the man who is responsible for putting the group together (DIDDY) starts hating on your success and sets out to cause confusion and break yall up cause he's jealous of your success!!! Something he never really had for himself cause his image was a gimmick and a straight up FLUKE... DIDDY OFFICIALLY HAS A CLASSIC CASE OF BITCH'ASS'NESS.... Looking for a unique gift? visit 4u2.com
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    kysauntie
    BITCHASSNESS is also using talented people to make all the money you can and leave them with nothing. I.E. all the groups he has ever come in contact with.
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    R.I.P. Ky - Auntie misses you

    Dre7Guevara
    he 4got 2 put himself on top of that list as the Ultimate forms of B!tc#@$$ness
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    cynnimon
    lol
     

    COCKDIEZEL
    WHAT ABOUT TAKING XZIBIT TO A GAY CLUB.
     

    FASTBLACK
    DIDDY IS WHACK. WEALTH DOESN'T GIVE YOU AUTHORITY TO START DEFINING OTHERS. WHO GIVES A FU*K ABOUT WHAT THAT IGNORANT NUCCA THINKS....MONEY DOESN'T IMPRESS ME & I DON'T BOW DOWN TO NONE BUT GOD

    FU*K PUFFY & THE HORSE HE RODE IN ON....
     

    Datouch
    DIDDY IS SPEAKING NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!!!
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    lifegroove
    LOL!! I agree but Diddy left one thing off the list. Number 11 Bytchazznes should be "not paying your artist when they work their azz off." Diddy had Day 26 crying, fighting, and cussing like a mofo because them negroes are broke.
     

    ronjeremy
    any white mofo who comes in here pretending to be black so they can talk ish about black people, that's b*tch s ness to me.
     

    tjtrae1
    @doll1 Good morning-lol!
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    Stop following and become a leader..

    AKeysWannabee
    LOL @ Doll11one

    Bitchazziness is listening to Diddy in the first place..
     

    Safari1
    Why I'm I not laughing.....prob cause Diddy said it. NOW THAT BITCHAZZINESS!!!!
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    Yeah right....!.

    CutemilFactory
    DIDDY didnt actually come up with these, HE ASKED ALL THE PEOPLE FOLLOWING HIM ON TWITTER

    whats their definition of b*tchazzness and then reposted the top ten answers
     

    djgmac
    First, shame on you MTO for not even attempting to Google A.I.G., next these arent Diddy's definitions, last night on Twitter, he asked people what THEIR definition was, and these were his top 10 responses. I have spoken.
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    ALLOUTBADDD
    In reference to #6 ... did he forget that his own Momma wears "colored" contacts!! And, blonde hair to boot!
     

    CutemilFactory
    DIDDY didnt actually come up with these, HE ASKED ALL THE PEOPLE FOLLOWING HIM ON TWITTER

    whats their definition of b*tchazzness and then reposted the top ten answers

    JUST THOUGHT YALL MIGHT WANNA KNOW SINCE MTO ONLY REPORTS HALF OF THE STORY
     

    donthateonthegreat
    LOL..this is funny & true!!

    I agree, [EXPLETIVE] that wear colored contacts is definitely BITCHASSNESS!!!

    Lmao @ ppl in here jumpin' on Diddy, I knew it!!
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    Pink hair don‘t care!!

    donthateonthegreat
    * Niccas..is that better?!
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    Pink hair don‘t care!!

    Miss32Flavors
    The number one form of bitchassness IMO.....Diddy himself!
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    I‘ll Be There

    callicrew
    AND ABOUT FIVE OF THEM APPLY TO HIM, GUESS HE'S A BYTCH! HE NEEDS TO GO SIT DOWN, HE'S A JOKE, AND NOBOBY'S PAYING ATTENTION THAT'S WHY HE'S DOING SO MUCH BLOGGING. HE NEEDS TO GO SIT IN A PSYCH CHAIR AND FIND OUT WHY HE DON'T FEEL RELEVANT UNLESS HE'S IN FRONT OF A DAMN CAMERA. HE'S NOTHING BUT A PHUCKING HOE!
     

    HipHopLuva
    BITCHASSNESS=DIDDY!
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    JUS BEING REAL...ARE YOU

    Who_Iz_M_Beezy
    A.I.G shoulda been #1 off rip.....
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    MzPrincess
    lol my hair is real yay n guys always say i love girls with real her cuz most of them wear weave
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    sorryIdontwantu
    I agree with #10 and #8.

    Nut huggers will never be hot!

    And girl it's a weave, it's not that serious.

    Tyra be having you bald headed bitches crying and running from the camera when it's time to get a makeover and they have to get rid of that dirty weave you claimed was your hair.
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    I will verbally assault your dumb ass!

    NinaDaDiva
    He's right!
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    babyfat
    bitchaszznezz is dickin ova black folks and exploiting just as bad or if not worst than the white man..


    i will make sure to remeber that when black folsk did get more moneya dn a bit of power to change things they turned rightinto their white counter parts. they learned well form their masta!!!!
     

    RedMistress
    hmmm would denying ur daughter that looks just like ur twins and paying her mom to keep her a secret qualify as bitch assness ?????
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    EthnicSalons
    One thing Diddy is not is boring. He stays in the media. Now what's going on with Donnie Klang? That boy is fine!
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    babyfat
    I think daily weaves/wigs are so tacky and the women who wear them are so lazy and their head has got stank for real!!

    Why not get up and brush your hair? so slappin some dead person or horse hair in your head is better. ewwww!!!

    Half the stuff he said about guys I would think he would have done. diddy


    I don't know how men can get with women like that. Your kids will be as bald as the dude you checking on the court. chick will be 40 with no hairline and permamnent track line form where they either glued sewed it in.

    i need the truth .. the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


    Tired of fakeness..
     

    babyfat
    I think daily weaves/wigs are so tacky and the women who wear them are so lazy and their head has got stank for real!!

    Why not get up and brush your hair? so slappin some dead person or horse hair in your head is better. ewwww!!!

    Half the stuff he said about guys I would think he would have done. diddy


    I don't know how men can get with women like that. Your kids will be as bald as the dude you checking on the court. chick will be 40 with no hairline and permamnent track line form where they either glued sewed it in.

    i need the truth .. the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


    Tired of fakeness..
     

    WELCOME2HOLLAND
    TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
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    KrackerFaceMonkey
    MTO is the pure definition of BITCHAZZINESS!
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    Who you calling white boy ?

    myxy
    how about men who beat women, Diddy?!! or is that too close to home for you and Kim?!!!

    how about a man who cant walk the street of NYC without a bodyguard?

    how about grown men who makes kiddie bullsh!t lists way past the age of 25?
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    Chadigg_0711
    *clink clink* baaad booooy....come out and plaayyy...


    that man diddy goes hard
     

    PoloPlayboy
    [EXPLETIVE] Diddy! This is coming from the same BITCH-ASS-[EXPLETIVE] who was asking for his "cashmere throw" (BLANKET) too keep him warm on a video shoot on an episode of "Making the Band" A Man that needs a blanket too keep him warm like a little bitch? That's BITCHASSNESS!!!!!
     

    coco526
    TELLING YOUR FORMER ARTIST TO GO WALK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN TO GET YOU SOME CHEESECAKE IS BITCHAZZNESS
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    swtchocolatykizz
    @ KingKhan...bravo!

    @ tjtrae1...LMBO!

    Shame on you Diddy....you etched out these 10 forms as if they are "10 Commandments"

    BTW, and who doesn't know what AIG is...they were giving millions in bail out money and gave bonuses instead...I love my President because he is going to rid Wall Street of all it's corruption.
     

    HiHaterz
    BITCHASSNESS IS LETTING AMERICA'S #1 HOE (SUPAHEAD) VIDEOTAPING U WITH A FINGER IN UR BOOTY.....I DO LIKE U DIDDY BUT ONCE I SEEN DAWN & DAY 26 BROKE THAN A MAHFUCKA.....I WAS LIKE DAYUUMM DIDDY IS A BIATCH!!!!
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    Almadesouls
    Diddy is a [EXPLETIVE] trip. Number one, he fits most of the "bitchazziness" criteria, especially with his downlow homosexual tendencies. Yea, MASE knows all about it homie. And why didn't he put on this list, men who beat their girlfriends up? Oh right, because he does it himself. Diddy is the ultimate bitch who only cares for himself. This wasn't even funny. This has been said before. Are we that easily amused?
     

    latina-sade
    WHILE I DON'T DO WEAVES! IM PURTO RICAN SO IM GOOD MONEY AND EWWW A GIRL WHO GIVE HEAD ON A 1ST DATE IS GROSS! I THOGHT IT WAS NO KISS ON THE 1ST DATE?

    DAMN AINT IM LOST!
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    PoloPlayboy
    Bitchazziness is when a filthy rich mogul with broke artists takes the time to make a Bitchazziness top ten list instead of writing his own rhymes when he spits his little wack raps!!
     

    bigsixx
    I would like to say.. in response to #6...let's not skip over the fact that BIG MIKE FROM DAY 26 WEARS COLORED CONTACTS!!!
     

    Foxy90210
    LMAOOOOO!

    @POLOPLAYBOY.....TRUE TRUE!
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    Bey that‘s not Amber shoulder..lol

    2sexy4sho2
    lol i like diddy,and i like number 1,TRUE
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    msfoxxy
    And there you have it! LOL!
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    GearsofWar
    How about crying like a biatch in sampled songs cause JLO dissed your ass?
     

    secretdesire
    He should've put himself cause he's a B*tch
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    2sexy4sho2
    can yall read he said n!ggas that wear contact,meaning guys not women,and i dont know why some of yall hate on diddy so much the list was true
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    gww97416
    lets add another- impregnating your "baby mama" repeatedly and not marrying her!
     

    PrettiestMamiiAlive
    lol that's funny
     

    Roseglamour
    11.Well Bitchazzness is when you have uprotected sex with numerous women and you leave them.
    10.Bitchazzness is when you use a reality show to promote your product.
    9.Bitchazzness is when you make people feel that they have to kiss your azz because you worked hard to get where you are.
    8.Bitchazzness is when your staff cant get a word in because you are so full of yourself.

    7.Bitchazzness is when you use a dead rappers name for fame.
    6.Bitchazzness is when you charge your music artists for your apperance in their videos.

    5.Bitchazzness is when your artist are eating Ramen and your are eating imported Caviar.

    4.Bitchazzness is when biggie had to sell dope after he was signed.

    3.Bitchazzness is when your rapping skills are wack, but you are always forcing yourself in your artists videos and songs. Suge Knight said it best at the 1995 Source Awards, "... All up in the videos." LMBO!
    2. Bitchazzness is when your vodka cost like 50 dollars, and Ciroc is awful with lemonade, I was about the choke on it. Finlandia is a better vodka and cheaper.
    1. Bitchazzness is when bitchazzness call out bitchazzness. So a man think it, so a man be it.

    I had to put a number 11 on the list as a bonus for this fool.
     

    dzbootz
    number 8 don't effect me
    none
    cause i nygga kno
    i will pull my weave
    or clip-on ponytail
    off in a jumpin jackflash!
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    TEE-CEE
    @Roseglamour

    OMG #5. I thought i was the only one who peeped out them eating oddles&noodless! They are seriously 7 for $1.00, thats a dam shame!
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    Foxy90210
    @Roseglamour.....lmaoooo! Your on point!
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    DEEP_EAST_OAKLAND_P
    LOLatMTO

    #11- [EXPLETIVE] with money who f*ck with Superhead.

    #12- [EXPLETIVE] who leave their baby mommas for young dumb jumpoffs.
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    #13. DANCING AND TRYING TO RAP IN ALL YOUR OWN ARTIST VIDEOS

    #14. BEING THE BIGGEST ARTIST ON YOUR LABEL WHEN YOUR NOT EVEN AN ARTIST.

    #15. GIVING CASSI A RECORD DEAL.
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    iysis78
    mto u got that from twitter smh he posted that yesterday .. funny tho
     

    Keshan615
    Hmm....
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    iysis78
    www.myspace.com/iysisinfinity
     

    BIGDADDYMIX
    lol
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    trixie
    @WHATWHATWHAT'' LOL '''I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE NO COMMENT BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE TO USE HIS NAME, I DETEST THIS MAN SO MUCH I CANT EVEN BEAR TO SAY HIS NAME
     

    ButterscotchGemz
    ohh how bout dudes act like they offended if they ask me if its my hair and I say no.. Like I'm supposed to lie..lol.. and I had a dream I was actually lookin for Diddy,, like Diddy Diddy and he turned around like what the [EXPLETIVE] do you want.. I'm like,, help me find the bathroom please..lol..
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    hayyah
    WTF-ever! Half of these aren't even Diddy's original definitions. He asked everyone on Twitter to reply to his question of "what do you consider to be bitchassness?" I know becuz I'm a Ptwitty "follower" on Twitter. LOL! Seen all of these responses to him yesterday! OLD STUFF MTO!
     

    biggestboss
    Diddy!! I was really feelin yo top 10 until you mentioned my employer....Thanks to them i can surf the web 8 hours a day and i just gotta bonus...And since they are providing for my family (for now) they are not bitchazzes...The government is the dum mothafuccas for given us all this money!! BUT I AINT TRIPPIN!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHA (Me laughin all the way to the bank)which is in the building so i dont even have to walk far!! THANKS AIG!!!lol
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    ReggieBushGurl87
    Diddy is carzy as hell
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    trixie
    @ROSEGLAMOUR YOUR NOT AUBREY ARE YOU OR D. WOODS JUST ASKING.. LOL PERFECT ANALYSIS
     

    coco526
    DEEP_EAST_OAKLAND_P
    LOL YOU CRACK ME UP
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    hayyah
    Bitchassness= Diddy trying to be smooth by using other people's creativity as his own. LOL!
     

    trixie
    #16. WEARING TIGHT ALUMINUM SHINEY SILVER SUITS
     

    Antidumb
    That's funny because my number one form is a Brother like DIDDY who speaks as he does and DOESN'T SEEM evolved passed High School.....you mean to tell me a 40 year old man sat down and wrote a frivolous list like this based on nonsense.....shouldn't his mind be preoccupied with using all the tools at his disposal to be a force to be reckoned with.....I saw Diddy on the late Night talk show with "Craig Ferguson" and I felt so sorry for him, not only was he being made fun of in a subtle but evident way, he didn't have the gift of articulation to TRULY go toe to toe with Craig Ferguson.....in fact he KNEW he was being picked on but just like in the same fashion of those who aren't use to expressing himself verbally he couldn't keep up so he "clammed up".....Black men weren't TAUGHT in our communities how to THINK on our feet to the point where we can convey our thoughts through articulation.....this community and culture teaches Black men how to use aggression to make their points, so when they are in environments or around people who can destroy them verbally they SHRINK UP and become FLUSTERED and NERVOUS.....after seeing Diddy on that show and him being the age that he is, sorry I just don't respect him..... I know everyone can't be Obama, nor should they be, but Diddy could be a little more advanced.....and though ya'll are impressed because you HAVE NO MONEY and it's EASY to impress the hood,.....the world as well as Diddy knows it really doesn't mean much particularly when you get around people who have money even sometimes MORE than you.....then what?

    Due to it being Diddy his appearance on the show was also Sad but funny because even BEHIND the scenes he is walking with an energy that people think he's gay.

    Craig definitely thinks so, lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0XPBP6t768

    I've seen the same thing happen to many Black people who weren't taught how to get at someone "sideways" in a sarcastic non-confrontational way, they clam up boy, they clam up.
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    Are Our Ancestors Proud

    hayyah
    Deeeee-zammmmm Antidumb! With all those 'opinions' you have about how people/black men should be... shouldn't you be on some other "non-celeb-gossip" site responding??? LOL... Take a chill pill for realz! LOL
     

    yz
    @babyfat
    I wear weaves all the time, but bitch I am far from being tacky, or bald. If you know what you are doing and take care of it, it won't stink nor will you be bald. You sound real stupid like you can't go bald without weave, and like your real hair can't stink. But it's all goog tho, because you are entitled to your own opinion, I just thought that I will just drop a lil education 4 u
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    keith331
    Diddy the [EXPLETIVE] fag bag. #1- Bitchazzness is [EXPLETIVE] another man. He and Jamie Foxx seem to be very fond of each other.. .
     

    chocolatechew
    That is my hair!!! LOL
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    I Love Jamie!!!

    AKeysWannabee
    LMAO @ all these comments..
     

    shi
    I AGREE WITH HIM 100%!!!! THE ONES POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HIS TOP TEN ARE THE ONES HE IS REFERRING TO!!!! BIT** A** N*GGAS!!!!!
     

    mkef9779
    i'll tell dummy to his face, the context in which he first used bitchashniz was not defined under multiple definitions... When he comes out saying b*a*ness means 10 different things, he appears an dumb-stupid. Also, some of the things he describing 1-10 already fall under direct word...for instance... Diddy's definition under #1 simply means failure or many other things...but there's no way in the world that I'm going to link #1 to b*a*ness....at this point, i really think diddy is bisexually slow~
     

    VicSage
    Number-10 is definitely a wake up call to all those young niccas for reala!(Muhfckers coming through the block looking like Little Ms.Sunshine!also these same niccas walking with their pants damn near their ankles waddling up the street like mfckin'penguins or like they sht their drawers.Sht is straight ridiculous!" True Talk.Brooklyn's Finest and Finest.I agree with everything else Puff as well.
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    TEE-CEE
    BICTCHASSNESS= PEOPLE WHO COME TO A SLEEZY GOSSIP WEBSITE TO GET ALL SCHOLARLY & BOOKISH ON MF'ERS. B.ITCH THIS IS A GOSSIP WEBSITE WITH ILLITERATE EDITORS!WHAT DO YA EXPECT..(SOMEBODY ON ANOTHER THREAD JUST MADE MY BUTT ITCH!)*VENTING*
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    GearsofWar
    How about changing your name a million times cause you really want to call yourself "Pammy Dicky" but you dont want to alienate your 8 straight fans?
     

    Boosie
    THE ONLY ONE I FEEL I CAN REALLY RELATE TO ON A SERIOUS LEVEL IS...



    3. Bitchassness is not taking care of ur kids, because the baby mamas don't want to take care of you!! LOL!!

    BEEN THROUGH THAT SHYT!
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    sexxyblack09
    @Roseglamour and antidumb,,that was spoken like a real g,,,im wit that 100%,,diddy to me seems to look down on people and treat people like sh*t because he is so full of himself and has a lil secret that he thinks everybody can see,,he's nothing to me
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    Lil ghetto girl wit dreams of diamonds

    Girlsluvgems
    Antidumb
    I saw Diddy on the late Night talk show with "Craig Ferguson" and I felt so sorry for him, not only was he being made fun of in a subtle but evident way, he didn't have the gift of articulation to TRULY go toe to toe with Craig Ferguson.....
    *****



    I seen Diddy on Bill Maher and Diddy really doesn't know when people are making fun of him. It was sad. He couldn't even complete 2 sentences without looking off into the distance and giggling...I was so embarrassed lol
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    GetoSnax
    DIDDY DIDN'T COME UP WITH THESE, I FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER AND HE ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEIR DEFINITION OF BITCHASSNESS WAS AND THEN HE POSTED 10 OF THE POSTS BY OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER...MTO YALL HAVE A WAY OF TWISTING THINGS I SWEAR....AND U READERS KEEP EATING IT UP!!
     

    Dreayonn
    Message!
     

    TEE-CEE
    @GearsofWar
    ROTFLMAO!!!!PAMMY DICKY!!!LOL LOL LOL
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    fire4u
    BiTCHAZZNESS...

    10. NOT MARRYING KIM PORTER
    09. CHEATING WITH SIENNA MILLER ..
    ( WHITE GIRL)AND GETTING MAD AT
    PAPARAZZI FOR CATCHING YOU
    08. ALLOWING CHRIS BROWN TO BE HELD UP
    AND CHILLING IN YOUR MANSION
    07.LASTING ONLY 15 MINUTES WITH
    SUPAHEAD..AFTER BEGGING TO
    "HAVE HER"
    06.MAKING 5 BABIES BY 3 WOMEN, WITH NO INTENT
    TO MARRY EITHER OF THEM.
    05.SEXING AND USING WOMEN TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR
    LUST AND PREFERENCE FOR MEN.
    04. ALLOWING YOUR MOM TO WALK AROUND
    LOOKING LIKE A 60 YEAR OLD "LIL KIM"
    03. THE TWINS NAMES..(POOR KIDS)
    02.RESURRECTING BIGGIE FROM THE GRAVE
    (WHEN YOU SEE FIT)FOR YOUR OWN MATERIAL GAIN
    01.HAVING SEX WITH CASSIE, WHOM YOU
    ARE OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE
    AS ONE OF
    YOUR NUMEROUS ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN.
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    Whatever,I keep it real...Atl

    voodoolady
    ahem...

    10. BITCHASSNESS is doing ANYTHING to remain relative(eg twitter)

    9. Making fun of queens when you are a big ole bottom is BITCHASSNESS

    8. Weaves? See Mama Combs THATS BITCHASSNESS and F*CKERY

    7. Bitchassness would be monopolizing your artists projects and then ripping them off repeatedly...too many of your artists say the same thing

    6. BITCHASSNESS is having all that money and you still can't close your mouth...WTF is up with that?

    5. Bitchassness is actually believing that you have talent, are handsome and that people really like you, they humor you, lol, you piece of sh*t!

    4. Bitchassness is beating on women..we know you get your Ike on...you gon burn in hell with gasoline drawers on...

    3. Bitchassness is having all them damn chirren with all those different women and walking around saying "you just aint ready for marriage"...get ready for condoms dumbasss..you a joke to the black race..THATS THE NEGATIVE STUFF THAT HOLDS US BACK AS A PEOPLE

    2. Two words: Shakir Stewart

    1. You should never let the words notorious, big, brooklyn, smalls, biggie or poppa ever come outta of your mouth again...thats the ultimate BITCHAZZZZZNESSS

    So here's to you Puff Daddy, Puff, P. Diddy, Diddy or whoever the f*ck you are

    Your reality check can't come soon enough
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    -Life Advisor to the Stars

    PoloPlayboy
    "Can somebody pass me my cashmere throw? It's nippy out here." LOL!!!!! Now that's a bitch!
     

    fire4u
    trixie Flag post
    #16. WEARING TIGHT ALUMINUM SHINEY SILVER SUITS
    -----
    ROTFLMAOOOOOF!

    ADDING THAT TO MY LIST. GIMME A MINUTE .
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    Whatever,I keep it real...Atl

    fire4u
    UPDATED LIST...

    12.VOODOO LADY SAID Bitchassness is beating on women..we know you get your Ike on...you gon burn in hell with gasoline drawers on...
    11. TRIXIE SAID..WEARING THAT SHINEY ALUMINUM SUIT , DUDE. HE HE
    10. NOT MARRYING KIM PORTER
    09. CHEATING WITH SIENNA MILLER ..
    ( WHITE GIRL)AND GETTING MAD AT
    PAPARAZZI FOR CATCHING YOU
    08. ALLOWING CHRIS BROWN TO BE HELD UP
    AND CHILLING IN YOUR MANSION
    07.LASTING ONLY 15 MINUTES WITH
    SUPAHEAD..AFTER BEGGING TO
    "HAVE HER"
    06.MAKING 5 BABIES BY 3 WOMEN, WITH NO INTENT
    TO MARRY EITHER OF THEM.
    05.SEXING AND USING WOMEN TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR
    LUST AND PREFERENCE FOR MEN.
    04. ALLOWING YOUR MOM TO WALK AROUND
    LOOKING LIKE A 60 YEAR OLD "LIL KIM"
    03. THE TWINS NAMES..(POOR KIDS)
    02.RESURRECTING BIGGIE FROM THE GRAVE
    (WHEN YOU SEE FIT)FOR YOUR OWN MATERIAL GAIN
    01.HAVING SEX WITH CASSIE, WHOM YOU
    ARE OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE
    AS ONE OF
    YOUR NUMEROUS ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN.

    (MY SPONGEBOB LAUGH) BAAAAAHWAAAWAAAAAWAA
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    Whatever,I keep it real...Atl

    jamiekua
    diddy you should be easy cause number 8 kind of hurt my feelings a lil bit cause i am a lady that loves wearing weave you got the nerve to dis us lady's i think that was foul be easy next time with what u got to say
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    trixie
    @fire4u... ROFLMAO ....BEST ONE SO FAR
     

    trixie
    @ANTIDUMB.... SO FUNNY... IT WAS THE SAME THING ON HELEN DEGENRES SHOW WHEN SHE ASKED HIM ABOUT RHIANNA, HE BECAME VISIBLY ANNOYED YOU COULD TELL HE WANTED TO CURSE HER OUT, YOU KNOW HOW HELEN REALLY FEEL ABOUT THE SITUATION ON WOMEN BEATING LET ALONE MEN, RATHER THEN ANSWER FURTHER QUESTIONS HE GOT UP AND DEMANDED THEY PLAY SOME MUSIC, HE THEN STARTED DANCING LIKE A JACKAASS TO AVOID HIS VEXTATION ,HELEN WAS EQUALLY JUST AS VEXED. HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME YOUR POST IS SO ACCURATE OF HIM
     

    Sugar_Sugar
    Take that.
     

    foxxxxycleopatra
    @dz..gurl u r soo ryt..lol.there is nothing wrong with wearing weave..i done wear it..but half the black&white celebritys wear weave..includin diddys broke done..BEYONCE ON CRACK LOOKIN MAMA...neway..nuber 12 shuld b.....SIGNIN PPL U KNO GOOD DAMN WELL THEY NOT GON LAST..CUS NOBODY ON BAD BOY RECORDS LAST BUT...GUESS WHOO???..DIDDYS SMOKEY DA BEAR LOOKIN AZZ
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    foxxxxycleopatra
    @dz..gurl u r soo ryt..lol.there is nothing wrong with wearing weave..i done wear it..but half the black&white celebritys wear weave..includin diddys broke done..BEYONCE ON CRACK LOOKIN MAMA...neway..nuber 12 shuld b.....SIGNIN PPL U KNO GOOD DAMN WELL THEY NOT GON LAST..CUS NOBODY ON BAD BOY RECORDS LAST BUT...GUESS WHOO???..DIDDYS SMOKEY DA BEAR LOOKIN AZZ
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    TWERK TEAM BOOKING404-200-4831

    foxxxxycleopatra
    @dz..gurl u r soo ryt..lol.there is nothing wrong with wearing weave..i done wear it..but half the black&white celebritys wear weave..includin diddys broke done..BEYONCE ON CRACK LOOKIN MAMA...neway..nuber 12 shuld b.....SIGNIN PPL U KNO GOOD DAMN WELL THEY NOT GON LAST..CUS NOBODY ON BAD BOY RECORDS LAST BUT...GUESS WHOO???..DIDDYS SMOKEY DA BEAR LOOKIN AZZ
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    TWERK TEAM BOOKING404-200-4831

    foxxxxycleopatra
    @FIRE4U...SO FUNNY GURL
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    TWERK TEAM BOOKING404-200-4831

    coco526
    HAVING OTHER ARTISTS EXERCISE AND EAT RIGHT TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT WHEN BIGGIE WAS ALIVE HE DIDN'T HAVE TO.BITCHAZZNESS
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    In God we trust all others must pay cash

    Brand-E
    Actually he asked people what were THEIR definitions and he said he'd post the best ones.
    So yeah, there you go..
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    http://twitter.com/bonjourBEE

    myxy
    Diddy is OBLIVIOUS!!!

    A.I.G. execs are doing to the government the same thing that Diddy has done to every Bad Boy artist.
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    Live from the Inkwell

    Im_just_me
    Kudos voodoolady & fire4u... (applause)
     

    onlydiamondz
    Say it again!

    gww97416
    lets add another- impregnating your "baby mama" repeatedly and not marrying her!

    gww97416
    lets add another- impregnating your "baby mama" repeatedly and not marrying her!

    gww97416
    lets add another- impregnating your "baby mama" repeatedly and not marrying her!
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    Maia get better ♥.

    carmelcorne
    Instead of putting that much time into a stupid list , diddy why don't you go design some condoms!! Quit makin all them damn illegitimate kids!!
     

    Freakyshy80
    MTO, yall so wack! Diddy didnt come up with the list. The people that following him on twitter did. He just picked the top 10 that he liked, i guess. MTO must twitter
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    fire4u
    @ voodoolady...

    2. Two words: Shakir Stewart
    -----

    (in my Whoopi Goldberg voice)..hush yo mouth chile! lol.
    what it do? Elaborate. more . more.. we need more in fo ma tion ! he he
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    Whatever,I keep it real...Atl

    fire4u
    @ voodoolady...

    2. Two words: Shakir Stewart
    -----

    (in my Whoopi Goldberg voice)..hush yo mouth chile! lol.
    what it do? Elaborate. more . more.. we need more in fo ma tion ! he he
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    Whatever,I keep it real...Atl

    She_So_Fly
    There needs to be a second #1 for Diddy himself.

    Chump.
      ---------------
    I make MTO look good!

    Selector
    MAJOR YAWN
      ---------------
    Excuse me while I light my spliff

    NiQUEY-PEEKY
    dayuum.i thouqht this was qona be better.=/
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    TheBrokenSilence
    Well I have my own list it's not quite as long but here goes.

    #2 Bitchassness is n!ggas who beat on women I.E. Christopher Brown

    and
    #1 Bitchassness is n!ggas who run out of clubs like little bitches when n!ggas start shooting and your boy shoots back protecting you and you let him catch a case and do 10! NOW THAT IS BITCHASSNESS!


    I could have made a top ten list of reasons why Diddy is a bitchass but we all know let's just say that bitchassness = Diddy altogether. Nothing more to be said.
     

    JTWilkins
    Diddy... what you up to nowadays?
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    JTWILKINSACCESS.COM!

    spermmakesprettykids
    HE CAN NEVER SE11 A ALBUM FROM HIM AGAIN...
    ONLY WAY HE SELLIN ALBUMS IS IF BIGGIE IS ON THEM SH!T$..FCKING SPERM DONAR..WACK A$$ ARTIST!
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    AL it takes iz 1 sperm to look this good

    tx_mommi
    @ fire4u

    Shakir Stewart was the head of Def Jam after Jay-z...he committed suicide in ATL late last year.

    Perhaps Diddy broke it off with him??
    May he RIP.....
     

    sicilatina
    He right about the weaves!! Too much fakeness. I agree with you babyfat! Most of the girls I've seen that wear weaves on the regular their hair is usually really unhealthy underneath. Hairline wearing away, hair breaking off. I'm not trying to dog anyone that wears them, I just really don't see the point. Why not take the time to get your natural hair healthy and wear it? Looks better than all that fake hair that everyone knows is fake. But then again i have naturally long hair that i take care of so i guess thats why I can't relate . . .
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    wow, is it really that serious??

    CincinnatiRed
    Man the biggest BYTCH of them all has something to say dude Diddy is a hoe azzzzz negro HAN for short keep up he is a beat stealing, jock riding HAN. Money can't make you a man that is why J LO left you and Biggie probably would of done the same if he was here today can't nobody stand him that i know he is just horriable. Flat out just horriable and his attitued stinks too you can dress up a money but you cant teach him not to shyt where he eats.
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    A mind is a terrible thing to waste....

    WHY111
    WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE USE THE WORD N***ER AND CALL EACH OTHER B*TCH WHEN WE DISAGREE WITH WHAT SOMEONE SAID? THIS IS WHY I LOVE ANTIDUMB'S COMMENTS...LEARN TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF WITHOUT BEING CONFRONTATIONAL. PERHAPS THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEN AS SUCH AN AGGRESIVE RACE. YOU CAN POLITELY PUT SOMEONE IN THEIR PLACE.

    AND WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH "I HAVE LONG HAIR, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....?!" OFTEN TIMES I HEAR WOMEN TALK ABOUT HOW "LOOOOONG" THEIR HAIR IS BUT RARELY DO I HEAR A WOMEN TALK ABOUT HOW "HEALTHY" HER HAIR IS. WHAT GOOD ARE A FEW LONG STRINGY STRANDS IF UNHEALTHY. JMO.
     

    scorpio_queen02
    LAAAAMMMMEEEEE!
    NEXT-->
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    Be the change you wish to see...

    scorpio_queen02
    To all the weave haters:

    Everyone that wears weave does not have unhealthy hair... Personally I wear them to keep from doing my own hair and to give my own hair a break.

    Besides, there are weaves that don't look so fake...
    If you don't like something, change it!
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    Be the change you wish to see...

    Jah423
    MTO all wrong...these were not HIS definitions. He asked everyone on twitter for their definitions and he reposted his favorite top 10. so he didnt come up with these definitions himself.

    STEP YOUR "JOURNALISM" SKILLS UP
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    ~*Young, Black, and Fabulous*~

    SHUGA
    A.I.G..should have been No.1 !!

    Luv Puff and Stuff.
     

    COMINGTOAMERICA
    He should be all 10. What a lame.
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    say WHAT one more time!

    The_Grafted_One
    yeah he's a lame!
    ---
    @antidumb

    good point! I watched that video!
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    Everything is going according to plan!

    lucky212
    diddy got a ghost writer for his blog too? lol
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    hang out with us! www.MYURBANHANGOUT.com

    PEACHES65
    lol@Kingkhan

    Diddy needs tp pay his artists
      ---------------
    A hard man is good to find!

    PEACHES65
    *to*
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    A hard man is good to find!

    Crossnation
    No. 11 Sh*t on naive artist for their money so they can help pay my "Baby-Momma fund"
    No. 12 Love being a media whore....


    Isn't this clever the King of Bitchassness making a list about his flaws.....must be therapeutic!



    -----
    "CrossNation"
     

    SupaMYLF
    8. BITCHASSNESS = Tellin people your weave is your hair.... COME ON NOW LADIES. He will know when he touches it....lol

    6. N*ggas that wear colored contacts... LOL LOL!!!!!

    5. Women that lie & say they don’t usually give head on the first date...

    +++++

    Sounds like Mother Combs to me.....
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    Oh yeah...That‘s BIG DADDY!!!

    STAYPOPPIN01
    Whatever, Diddy is still moving mountains like real dudes are supposed too. None of us are perfect, and we all have weaknesses in certain areas of our personality.

    If Diddy wanted to kick it with any of you naysayers in a Maybach 62, you'd be game. Not only that, you'd sit there and let him kick knowledge on how to come up in life. Being super articulate only gets you so far in life, REAL WISDOM GETS YOU AHEAD IN LIFE!

    There are plenty of well spoken bums and failures out here. PLEASE!!!
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    My game is crisp and laced

    flench
    Not listening to RuPaul....


    My Identity Is Top Secret Folks !
     

    SupaMYLF
    What this brother drives shouldn't impress anyone...How he lives his life is the standard by which he will be measured...
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    Oh yeah...That‘s BIG DADDY!!!

    Safari1
    @whatwhatwhat LMAO I can't stand that little bitty mouth man either. He makes me so sick. It's a toss up with me who I can't stand the most out of him and Beyonce both of them love attention, both are arrogant, both really think they are true entertainers, both can't act, both are selfish, both don't care who they walk on, they both desert their friends.....and the list goes on.
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    Yeah right....!.

    mzarrogance
    @ Staypoppin01 - I'll communicate with Diddy via email b/c he looks as if he spits a lot when he talks. I can't stand that, lol. But heck yeah, I'd be a fool not to speak to a rich man about money (forever a student), I sure as heck won't have that convo with a broke one.
     

    Azz4Daze
    His azz is breaking most of the rules with his bitch azz!
      ---------------
    I take this AZZ everywhere!

    Amani
    THAT WASN'T HILARIOUS AT ALL!
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    legit $$ http://cashcrate.com/1241919

    STAYPOPPIN01
    Mz Arrogance

    LOL "spit when he talks". Hey, emails work too. I'm quite sure this cats emails would be loaded with jewels.

    Yeah, "student mode" for life is the most profitable mode. Both financially and mentally!
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    My game is crisp and laced

    lissaBABY
    hahahaha lol some of it was funny
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    MJ#1FAN.... gotta luv him

    HiHaterz
    @SCORPIO_QUEEN02 I MUST SAY I DEF AGREE WITH U. I AM A BLACK WOMAN WITH HEALTHY HAIR DOWN MY BACK. BUT IN THE SUMMER I LIKE TO PUT A WEAVE IN ONCE IN A WHILE CUZ I HAVE A POOL AND IM NOT DAMAGING MY HAIR AND I AINT WEARING NO DAYUM CAP. BUT I DO GET MY REAL HAIR DONE EVERY 3 WEEKS BY A DOMINICAN CHICK. THEY THE ONLY ONES I LET FUX WIT MY HEAD. BIG-UPS TO BLANCA....SHE KEEPS ME LOOKIN BOMB!!!
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    BADDER THAN DA BADDEST OF DA BADDESTESSS

    yellowberry
    bitchazzness????? lets see.....#10 D, #9 I,#8 D, #7 D, #6 Y, #5 D, #4 I, #3 D, #2 D, #1 Y.....there u go, fvck you, russell simmons, kanye, 50, and beyonce.
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    elizabeth hasselbeck must go !!!!!

    MiszFreeBabii
    i feel you diddy
    i aint really a fan like that
    but i feel you
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    &&iT‘S MiSZ. FREE BABii;;

    coldwindsblow
    pULLIN' OUT STACKS OF HUNIDS AND LOOKIN' AT A DOLLA LIKE IT'S CRAZY, WHILE SOMEONE WHO WORKS FOR YOU IS FLYIN' COACH IS A FORM OF BITCHASSEDNESS TOO, PLAYBOY.
     

    coldwindsblow
    LETTIN' 3 COLD @SS RAPPERS LIKE FRED, NESS AND DYLAN(HE SPITS HOT FLAMES) GET AWAY FROM YOUR CAMP IS ANOTHER FORM OF BITCHASSEDNESS ALSO.
     

    brownie901
    He's all the above...
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    I WANT IT ALL..

    nubian24
    RUBBISH!! He speaks of himself.
     

    nubian24
    What kind of animal gets all of these women pregnant without marrying any of them. f$cking dummy.
     

    hotbunny
    I guess he PISSED someboby OFF on Twitter!LOL that is TOO FUNNY!

    Do women really give head on the first date? DAMN, the hair weave is downright COMEDIC--I remember dating a guy waaaaay back and for some reason the bastard kept pulling on my fake hair like the s/h/i/t was real--it was so funny now that I think back, then one guy was brushing my hair-MEN are a damn trip, and NY men want to know about everything-jeez..where you get your nails done, what your toes look like, what your mother looks like--good grief! Out of ALL of the men I have ever met, NY men are the funniest. P. Diddy is a Scorpio, and those Scorpio males get all up in your face, trying to find out how many cavities you have, what shampoo you use--one Scorpio notice a birthmark that nobody in my entire life ever knew about-scorpios don't PLAY!LOL, LMAO, ROTFL!
     

    ChopperCitySuit
    Choppers Suit said that the only item missing from P-diddy's list is his bitch ass always trying to get some shine on everyone elses time... Diddy, cop you a Chopper Suit and get fly wit me... IMMA TAWL GANGSTA!!!

    Don't believe it? Check it out on www.choppercitysuit.com
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    Read the Myths @ ChopperCitySuit.com

    Bunni2Gay
    ** Oh he must be talking about Beyonce for number 8 lol sike naw but yea Diddy is alright. **
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    www.myspace.com/queeny53

    MrXYZ
    Q from Day 26 is BITCHASSNESS.
     

    lipnotize
    #1-not paying u're artist
    #2-having two women pregnant at the same time.
    #3-throwing money at u're kids and thinking ur'e being a father.
    #4-crying over J-Lo
     

    Queenleo1
    LMAO AT THE COLORED CONTACTS!!!
     

    MSKINA
    TYING TO BE NOT GAY
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    It aint eazy

    Dahni_So_Fly
    so right my [EXPLETIVE]
      ---------------
    ::I am not like you...I am a MARTIAN!!::

    Dee87
    Diddys a CLOWN i hate him
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    WE DONT‘ BELIEVE U..U NEED MORE PE

    shawtiiboo
    Diddy iz just so effin funny..
    =)
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    Goose82084
    I don't really like diddy.
     

    mizzphatkoot
    on #8...hold on diddy hold on when i get that 1b jet black u cant tell me im not the [EXPLETIVE] booo lol sorry phucks that i keeps me some 1b so phucks wut u talkin bout ok lol
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    Sellz
    lol Dass wussup bruh. Fa sho.
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    Ayodeji
    .....is it really that funny? especially coming from someone like Diddy....
     

    Tall_and_chic82
    11. [EXPLETIVE] who cant close their mouth cus they teeth too big.
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    Your full of Crap Firby....

    char2201
    This crap should not have been posted because he forgot the true #1 reason! HIS DAMN SELF WTF!
     

    Kinsnspace
    PEACE,FROM THE BAY!

    #9,#4,AND #1=TRIIL SPILL(VERY TRUE)

    COME VIBE;
    KIN CAMELL(GOOGLE THAT)
    MYSPACE.COM/KINSNSPACE
    KIN CAMELL@IMEEM.COM


    PEACE TO YOU & YOURS
     

    bree123
    OK DIDDY N KICK DOING WHAT U DO ON MAKING THE BAND
     

    ILOVEACCENTS
    The name P. DIDDY = BITCHAZZINESS
     

    ShugaShiBelleza
    they were not HIS, he got them from people on Twitter. i was #2
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    choclatdrop
    ROFLMAO!!! he really can't find nothing else to do?
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    Marcus357
    any damn way
     

    Prinxess
    So I guess Your momma and Kim would fit right under #8. Puffy why don't you tell your momma about the blonde atrocity she wears on her head. Mr. Hyocrite!!!
     

    Jamarri20
    diddy is already but breaking danity kane up was bitchazzness
     

    cutenkinky
    FUNNY!
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    BTrust
    how diddy gone talk aboutc bitches wen he tha biggest bitch out there!!
     


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