He should've put Top 11 cause #11 would be "Signing with P. Diddy cause you will get b!t*hed!"

Hows diddy going to be callin people ***? Looked in the mirror lately puff?

hahahah Diddy is retarted... But I guess he can talk about since he is the king of it.

ZZZZZZZZ

Daaaamn, I'm diggin number 5 though....Liar Liar..You know who you are...LOL

ummm okay

That carries a lil weight coming from a rich ***!

uhm number 8. he should *** it. i bet he bought all his girl's weaves. jlo wears a weave, you know kim wears a weave, cassie might have some real hair going on but i bet theirs a track or two.

MTO y'all really are idiots...how do you not know what AIG is?....stay current with your f-ing economy.

HE TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF WHO WWEAR TIGHTS LIKE PUFF

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WACK!!!

TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT!!!!

*** is listing 10 reasons to be a bytch

I was expecting a couple of jabs at Kanye.

o hush *** boy

Number 1 should be "lame assed music moguls who don't pay his artists"

I must agree, lol

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#11- *** with money who f*ck with Superhead.

#12- *** who leave their baby mommas for young dumb jumpoffs.

AND WHY IS HE NOT NUMBER ONE ON THE LIST THIS IS SOME BU!!SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AIG = America's Insatiable Greed, lol. MTO are dummies.

Puffy has RECENTLY worn some tight *** suits gripping his calf muscle. He was going for the Sammy Davis look but it didn't work. He needs to stop.

# 11 - Effing over darn good artists and replacing them with take that take that.

I need to make a confession. There is one person I hate more than ***. Wacky *** boy P-Sissy is the top hated celeb on my list. He makes my *** blow bubbles.

ok Now what?

LMAO diddy is dat dude!!!

ahahahah

LOL

SHIDD ....#1 SHOULD BE ANY GROUP OR SOLO ARTIST SIGNING WITH DIDDY.

LMAO!

U GOTTA LUV DIDDY, HE DO KEEP IT REAL

How about this ***: having a bunch of kids by a bunch of women and not by one wife. And more ***: the "women" that let you do it.

ok

Im really feeling # 3. "*** is not taking care of ur kids, because the baby mamas don't want to take care of you!!"

I agree with everything. That's why I follow Diddy on Twitter. He is actually interesting.

Danity Kane, Day26, and Donnie being broke...thats ***!!

WHAT'S AIG?!

AIG is that insurance company that tied up in the bailout scandal duhh!!!!

they *** caz the using tax payers money to give out million dollar bonuses!!

That's their fault. You got to work hard and go for what YOU WANT. Now I would never in a million years sign with 'Bad Boy'. All the old artists are gone. And the new ones only get that '1 album deal'. Except Danity Kane and Cassie.@yesitsmelhs

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!!

*** #11 Robbing people of their dreams owning all of their publishing.

HOW ABOUT HE ADD TAKING PEOPLE TO *** CLUBS AND THEN DENYING IT?? NOW THATS ***!! LMAO!!

HOW ABOUT HE ADD TAKING PEOPLE TO *** CLUBS

AND THEN DENYING IT??

NOW THATS ***!! LMAO!!

I AGREE WITH #10, #8, #6 AND DEFINITELY #5!!!!

he still fits all criteria in my humble opinion lol

I HATE THAT WORD!!!! UGH...ANYWHO...*** OUT 2 ALL DA BI AND *** CHICKS OUT THERE!!!!

um... how old is this dude again? Clown

I THINK IT MEANS DIDDY *** A S S GOING INTO A *** CLUB COME OUT THE CLOSET BUT BOY

*** IS HIS SHOW MAKING THE BAND CAUSE HE CAN'T NEVER KEEP HIS ARTISTS

That's funni. I know I don't have no ***

He forgot putting men who get pedicures and manicures on that list. Oh, and he also left out "men who let Karrine Steffans stick her finger in your booty"! Of course, that would place him on that list himself though...lol

Oh, I also forgot to include "men who take the host of '*** My Ride' to *** *** clubs". That should be number 1!

Who the f...gives head or has *** on the first date, first week, or first month, even?! That's nasty.

Lmao @ Diddy! So his momma is on the list reppin' # 6 and Kanye clearly reps # 10!!!

That was REAL TALK.... That list was true as hell no matter how you look at it. Everything he listed was a form of b*tchas*ness.

@trae1 good morning baby great minds think alike.

#8 i can most definitely say thats ***! i get so sick and tired when girls be like "oh this is my real hair" haha i be like, then why does the roots look like its in africa and the ends like they in china?? im like come on now who is u fooling??

@ onlydiamondz some nasty *** do!! its sad but that's what our society has come to!

mto wtf? u really dont know what A.I.G. is?? hahahahahaha

#12 another sign of *** is when the man who is responsible for putting the group together (DIDDY) starts hating on your success and sets out to cause confusion and break yall up cause he's jealous of your success!!! Something he never really had for himself cause his image was a gimmick and a straight up FLUKE... DIDDY OFFICIALLY HAS A CLASSIC CASE OF ***'ASS'NESS.... Looking for a unique gift? visit 4u2.com

*** is also using talented people to make all the money you can and leave them with nothing. I.E. all the groups he has ever come in contact with.

he 4got 2 put himself on top of that list as the Ultimate forms of B!tc#@$$ness

DIDDY IS WHACK. WEALTH DOESN'T GIVE YOU AUTHORITY TO START DEFINING OTHERS. WHO GIVES A FU*K ABOUT WHAT THAT IGNORANT NUCCA THINKS....MONEY DOESN'T IMPRESS ME & I DON'T BOW DOWN TO NONE BUT GOD

FU*K PUFFY & THE HORSE HE RODE IN ON....

any white mofo who comes in here pretending to be black so they can talk ish about black people, that's b*tch s ness to me.

LOL @ Doll11one

*** is listening to Diddy in the first place..

Why I'm I not laughing.......prob cause Diddy said it. NOW THAT ***!!!!

DIDDY didnt actually come up with these, HE ASKED ALL THE PEOPLE FOLLOWING HIM ON TWITTER

whats their definition of b*tchazzness and then reposted the top ten answers

First, shame on you MTO for not even attempting to Google A.I.G., next these arent Diddy's definitions, last *** on Twitter, he asked people what THEIR definition was, and these were his top 10 responses. I have spoken.

In reference to #6 ... did he forget that his own Momma wears "colored" contacts!! And, blonde hair to boot!

LOL..this is funny & true!!

I agree, *** that wear colored contacts is definitely ***!!!

Lmao @ ppl in here jumpin' on Diddy, I knew it!!

* Niccas..is that better?!

The number one form of *** IMO.....Diddy himself!

AND ABOUT FIVE OF THEM APPLY TO HIM, GUESS HE'S A BYTCH! HE NEEDS TO GO SIT DOWN, HE'S A JOKE, AND NOBOBY'S PAYING ATTENTION THAT'S WHY HE'S DOING SO MUCH BLOGGING. HE NEEDS TO GO SIT IN A PSYCH CHAIR AND FIND OUT WHY HE DON'T FEEL RELEVANT UNLESS HE'S IN FRONT OF A *** CAMERA. HE'S NOTHING BUT A *** HOE!

***=DIDDY!

A.I.G shoulda been #1 off rip.........

I agree with #10 and #8.

Nut huggers will never be hot!

And girl it's a weave, it's not that serious.

Tyra be having you bald headed *** crying and running from the camera when it's time to get a makeover and they have to get rid of that dirty weave you claimed was your hair.

He's right!

*** is *** ova black folks and exploiting just as bad or if not worst than the white man..

i will make sure to remeber that when black folsk did get more moneya dn a bit of power to change things they turned rightinto their white counter parts. they learned well form their masta!!!!

hmmm would denying ur daughter that looks just like ur twins and paying her mom to keep her a secret qualify as *** assness ?????

One thing Diddy is not is boring. He stays in the media. Now what's going on with Donnie Klang? That boy is fine!

I think daily weaves/wigs are so tacky and the women who wear them are so lazy and their head has got stank for real!!

Why not get up and brush your hair? so slappin some dead person or horse hair in your head is better. ewwww!!!

Half the stuff he said about guys I would think he would have done. diddy

I don't know how men can get with women like that. Your kids will be as bald as the dude you checking on the court. chick will be 40 with no hairline and permamnent track line form where they either glued sewed it in.

i need the truth .. the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Tired of fakeness..

TAKE THAT TAKE THAT

MTO is the pure definition of ***!

*clink clink* baaad booooy....come out and plaayyy...

that man diddy goes hard

*** Diddy! This is coming from the same ***-ASS-*** who was asking for his "cashmere throw" (BLANKET) too keep him warm on a video *** on an episode of "Making the Band" A Man that needs a blanket too keep him warm like a little ***? That's ***!!!!!!

TELLING YOUR FORMER ARTIST TO GO WALK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN TO GET YOU SOME CHEESECAKE IS ***

*** IS LETTING AMERICA'S #1 HOE (SUPAHEAD) VIDEOTAPING U WITH A FINGER IN UR BOOTY.....I DO LIKE U DIDDY BUT ONCE I SEEN DAWN & DAY 26 BROKE THAN A ***.....I WAS LIKE DAYUUMM DIDDY IS A BIATCH!!!!

Diddy is a *** trip. Number one, he fits most of the "***" criteria, especially with his downlow *** tendencies. Yea, MASE knows all about it homie. And why didn't he put on this list, men who beat their girlfriends up? Oh right, because he does it himself. Diddy is the ultimate *** who only cares for himself. This wasn't even funny. This has been said before. Are we that easily amused?

WHILE I DON'T DO WEAVES! IM PURTO RICAN SO IM GOOD MONEY AND EWWW A GIRL WHO GIVE HEAD ON A 1ST DATE IS GROSS! I THOGHT IT WAS NO KISS ON THE 1ST DATE?

*** AINT IM LOST!

*** is when a filthy rich mogul with broke artists takes the time to make a *** top ten list instead of writing his own rhymes when he spits his little wack raps!!

I would like to say.. in response to #6...let's not skip over the fact that BIG MIKE FROM DAY 26 WEARS COLORED CONTACTS!!!

LMAOOOOOO!

@POLOPLAYBOY......TRUE TRUE!

lol i like diddy,and i like number 1,TRUE

And there you have it! LOL!

How about crying like a biatch in sampled songs cause JLO dissed your ***?

He should've put himself cause he's a B*tch

can yall read he said ***!ggas that wear contact,meaning guys not women,and i dont know why some of yall hate on diddy so much the list was true

lets add another- impregnating your "baby mama" repeatedly and not marrying her!

lol that's funny

number 8 don't effect me none cause i nygga kno i will pull my weave or clip-on ponytail off in a jumpin jackflash!

@Roseglamour

OMG #5. I thought i was the only one who peeped out them eating oddles&noodless! They are seriously 7 for $1.00, thats a dam shame!

@Roseglamour.....lmaoooo! Your on point!

mto u got that from twitter smh he posted that yesterday .. funny tho

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@WHATWHATWHAT'' LOL '''I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE NO COMMENT BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE TO USE HIS NAME, I DETEST THIS MAN SO MUCH I CANT EVEN BEAR TO SAY HIS NAME

ohh how bout dudes act like they offended if they ask me if its my hair and I say no.. Like I'm supposed to lie..lol.. and I had a dream I was actually lookin for Diddy,, like Diddy Diddy and he turned around like what the *** do you want.. I'm like,, help me find the bathroom please..lol..

WTF-ever! Half of these aren't even Diddy's original definitions. He asked everyone on Twitter to reply to his question of "what do you consider to be ***?" I know becuz I'm a Ptwitty "follower" on Twitter. LOL! Seen all of these responses to him yesterday! OLD STUFF MTO!

Diddy!! I was really feelin yo top 10 until you mentioned my employer....Thanks to them i can surf the web 8 hours a day and i just gotta bonus...And since they are providing for my family (for now) they are not ***...The government is the dum *** for given us all this money!! BUT I AINT TRIPPIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA (Me laughin all the way to the bank)which is in the building so i dont even have to walk far!! THANKS AIG!!!lol

Diddy is carzy as hell

@ROSEGLAMOUR YOUR NOT AUBREY ARE YOU OR D. WOODS JUST ASKING.. LOL PERFECT ANALYSIS

DEEP_EAST_OAKLAND_P LOL YOU CRACK ME UP

***= Diddy trying to be smooth by using other people's creativity as his own. LOL!

#16. WEARING TIGHT ALUMINUM SHINEY SILVER SUITS

Deeeee-zammmmm Antidumb! With all those 'opinions' you have about how people/black men should be... *** you be on some other "non-celeb-gossip" site responding??? LOL... Take a chill pill for realz! LOL

@babyfat I wear weaves all the time, but *** I am far from being tacky, or bald. If you know what you are doing and take care of it, it won't stink nor will you be bald. You sound real stupid like you can't go bald without weave, and like your real hair can't stink. But it's all goog tho, because you are entitled to your own opinion, I just thought that I will just drop a lil education 4 u

Diddy the *** *** bag. #1- *** is *** another man. He and Jamie Foxx seem to be very fond of each other.. .

That is my hair!!! LOL

LMAO @ all these comments..

I AGREE WITH HIM 100%!!!! THE ONES POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT HIS TOP TEN ARE THE ONES HE IS REFERRING TO!!!! BIT** A** N*GGAS!!!!!!!

i'll tell dummy to his face, the context in which he first used *** was not defined under multiple definitions... When he comes out saying b*a*ness means 10 different things, he appears an dumb-stupid. Also, some of the things he describing 1-10 already fall under direct word...for instance... Diddy's definition under #1 simply means failure or many other things...but there's no way in the world that I'm going to link #1 to b*a*ness....at this point, i really think diddy is bisexually slow~

Number-10 is definitely a wake up call to all those young niccas for reala!(Muhfckers coming through the block looking like Little Ms.Sunshine!also these same niccas walking with their pants *** near their ankles waddling up the street like mfckin'penguins or like they *** their drawers.*** is straight ridiculous!" True Talk.Brooklyn's Finest and Finest.I agree with everything else Puff as well.

BICTCHASSNESS= PEOPLE WHO COME TO A SLEEZY GOSSIP WEBSITE TO GET ALL SCHOLARLY & BOOKISH ON MF'ERS. B.ITCH THIS IS A GOSSIP WEBSITE WITH ILLITERATE EDITORS!WHAT DO YA EXPECT..(SOMEBODY ON ANOTHER THREAD JUST MADE MY *** ITCH!)*VENTING*

How about changing your name a million times cause you really want to call yourself "Pammy ***" but you dont want to alienate your 8 straight fans?

THE ONLY ONE I FEEL I CAN REALLY RELATE TO ON A SERIOUS LEVEL IS...

3. *** is not taking care of ur kids, because the baby mamas don't want to take care of you!! LOL!!

BEEN THROUGH THAT ***!

@Roseglamour and antidumb,,that was spoken like a real g,,,im wit that 100%,,diddy to me seems to look down on people and treat people like sh*t because he is so full of himself and has a lil secret that he thinks everybody can see,,he's nothing to me

Antidumb I saw Diddy on the late *** talk show with "Craig Ferguson" and I felt so sorry for him, not only was he being made fun of in a subtle but evident way, he didn't have the gift of articulation to TRULY go toe to toe with Craig Ferguson................... *************************************************

I seen Diddy on Bill Maher and Diddy really doesn't know when people are making fun of him. It was sad. He couldn't even complete 2 sentences without looking off into the distance and giggling...I was so embarrassed lol

DIDDY DIDN'T COME UP WITH THESE, I FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER AND HE ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEIR DEFINITION OF *** WAS AND THEN HE POSTED 10 OF THE POSTS BY OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER...MTO YALL HAVE A WAY OF TWISTING THINGS I SWEAR....AND U READERS KEEP EATING IT UP!!

Message!

@GearsofWar ROTFLMAO!!!!PAMMY ***!!!LOL LOL LOL

***...

10. NOT MARRYING KIM PORTER 09. CHEATING WITH SIENNA MILLER .. ( WHITE GIRL)AND GETTING MAD AT PAPARAZZI FOR CATCHING YOU 08. ALLOWING CHRIS BROWN TO BE HELD UP AND CHILLING IN YOUR MANSION 07.LASTING ONLY 15 MINUTES WITH SUPAHEAD..AFTER BEGGING TO "HAVE HER" 06.MAKING 5 BABIES BY 3 WOMEN, WITH NO INTENT TO MARRY EITHER OF THEM. 05.SEXING AND USING WOMEN TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR LUST AND PREFERENCE FOR MEN. 04. ALLOWING YOUR MOM TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE A 60 YEAR OLD "LIL KIM" 03. THE TWINS NAMES..(POOR KIDS) 02.RESURRECTING BIGGIE FROM THE GRAVE (WHEN YOU SEE FIT)FOR YOUR OWN MATERIAL GAIN 01.HAVING *** WITH CASSIE, WHOM YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE AS ONE OF YOUR NUMEROUS ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN.

ahem...

10. *** is doing ANYTHING to remain relative(eg twitter)

9. Making fun of queens when you are a big ole bottom is ***

8. Weaves? See Mama Combs THATS *** and F*CKERY

7. *** would be monopolizing your artists projects and then ripping them off repeatedly...too many of your artists say the same thing

6. *** is having all that money and you still can't close your mouth...WTF is up with that?

5. *** is actually believing that you have talent, are handsome and that people really like you, they humor you, lol, you piece of sh*t!

4. *** is beating on women..we know you get your Ike on...you gon burn in hell with gasoline drawers on...

3. *** is having all them *** chirren with all those different women and walking around saying "you just aint ready for marriage"...get ready for condoms dumbasss..you a joke to the black race..THATS THE NEGATIVE STUFF THAT HOLDS US BACK AS A PEOPLE

2. Two words: Shakir Stewart

1. You should never let the words notorious, big, brooklyn, smalls, biggie or poppa ever come outta of your mouth again...thats the ultimate ***

So here's to you Puff Daddy, Puff, P. Diddy, Diddy or whoever the f*ck you are

Your reality check can't come soon enough

"Can somebody pass me my cashmere throw? It's nippy out here." LOL!!!!!!! Now that's a ***!

trixie Flag post #16. WEARING TIGHT ALUMINUM SHINEY SILVER SUITS ----------------- ROTFLMAOOOOOOF!

ADDING THAT TO MY LIST. GIMME A MINUTE .

UPDATED LIST...

12.VOODOO LADY SAID *** is beating on women..we know you get your Ike on...you gon burn in hell with gasoline drawers on... 11. TRIXIE SAID..WEARING THAT SHINEY ALUMINUM SUIT , DUDE. HE HE 10. NOT MARRYING KIM PORTER 09. CHEATING WITH SIENNA MILLER .. ( WHITE GIRL)AND GETTING MAD AT PAPARAZZI FOR CATCHING YOU 08. ALLOWING CHRIS BROWN TO BE HELD UP AND CHILLING IN YOUR MANSION 07.LASTING ONLY 15 MINUTES WITH SUPAHEAD..AFTER BEGGING TO "HAVE HER" 06.MAKING 5 BABIES BY 3 WOMEN, WITH NO INTENT TO MARRY EITHER OF THEM. 05.SEXING AND USING WOMEN TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR LUST AND PREFERENCE FOR MEN. 04. ALLOWING YOUR MOM TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE A 60 YEAR OLD "LIL KIM" 03. THE TWINS NAMES..(POOR KIDS) 02.RESURRECTING BIGGIE FROM THE GRAVE (WHEN YOU SEE FIT)FOR YOUR OWN MATERIAL GAIN 01.HAVING *** WITH CASSIE, WHOM YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE AS ONE OF YOUR NUMEROUS ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN.

(MY SPONGEBOB LAUGH) BAAAAAHWAAAWAAAAAAAW AA

diddy you should be easy cause number 8 kind of hurt my feelings a lil bit cause i am a lady that loves wearing weave you got the nerve to dis us lady's i think that was foul be easy next time with what u got to say

@fire4u... ROFLMAO ....BEST ONE SO FAR

@ANTIDUMB.... SO FUNNY... IT WAS THE SAME THING ON HELEN DEGENRES SHOW WHEN SHE ASKED HIM ABOUT RHIANNA, HE BECAME VISIBLY ANNOYED YOU COULD TELL HE WANTED TO CURSE HER OUT, YOU KNOW HOW HELEN REALLY FEEL ABOUT THE SITUATION ON WOMEN BEATING LET ALONE MEN, RATHER THEN ANSWER FURTHER QUESTIONS HE GOT UP AND DEMANDED THEY PLAY SOME MUSIC, HE THEN STARTED DANCING LIKE A JACKAASS TO AVOID HIS VEXTATION ,HELEN WAS EQUALLY JUST AS VEXED. HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME YOUR POST IS SO ACCURATE OF HIM

Take that.

@dz..gurl u r soo ryt..lol.there is nothing wrong with wearing weave..i done wear it..but half the black&white celebritys wear weave..includin diddys broke done..BEYONCE ON CRACK LOOKIN MAMA...neway..nuber 12 shuld b.....SIGNIN PPL U KNO GOOD *** WELL THEY NOT GON LAST..CUS NOBODY ON BAD BOY RECORDS LAST BUT...GUESS WHOO???..DIDDYS SMOKEY DA BEAR LOOKIN AZZ

@FIRE4U...SO FUNNY GURL

HAVING OTHER ARTISTS EXERCISE AND EAT RIGHT TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT WHEN BIGGIE WAS ALIVE HE DIDN'T HAVE TO.***

Actually he asked people what were THEIR definitions and he said he'd post the best ones. So yeah, there you go..

Say it again!

gww97416 lets add another- impregnating your "baby mama" repeatedly and not marrying her!

gww97416 lets add another- impregnating your "baby mama" repeatedly and not marrying her!

gww97416 lets add another- impregnating your "baby mama" repeatedly and not marrying her!

Instead of putting that much time into a stupid list , diddy why don't you go design some condoms!! Quit makin all them *** illegitimate kids!!

MTO, yall so wack! Diddy didnt come up with the list. The people that following him on twitter did. He just picked the top 10 that he liked, i guess. MTO must twitter

@ voodoolady...

2. Two words: Shakir Stewart -------------

(in my Whoopi Goldberg voice)..hush yo mouth chile! lol. what it do? Elaborate. more . more.. we need more in fo ma tion ! he he

There needs to be a second #1 for Diddy himself.

Chump.

MAJOR YAWN

dayuum.i thouqht this was qona be better.=/

Well I have my own list it's not quite as long but here goes.

#2 *** is ***!ggas who beat on women I.E. Christopher Brown

and #1 *** is ***!ggas who run out of clubs like little *** when ***!ggas start *** and your boy *** back protecting you and you let him catch a case and do 10! NOW THAT IS ***!

I could have made a top ten list of reasons why Diddy is a *** but we all know let's just say that *** = Diddy altogether. Nothing more to be said.

HE CAN NEVER SE11 A ALBUM FROM HIM AGAIN... ONLY WAY HE SELLIN ALBUMS IS IF BIGGIE IS ON THEM SH!T$..FCKING SPERM DONAR..WACK A$$ ARTIST!

@ fire4u

Shakir Stewart was the head of Def Jam after Jay-z...he committed suicide in ATL late last year.

Perhaps Diddy broke it off with him?? May he RIP.....

He right about the weaves!! Too much fakeness. I agree with you babyfat! Most of the girls I've seen that wear weaves on the regular their hair is usually really unhealthy underneath. Hairline wearing away, hair breaking off. I'm not trying to dog anyone that wears them, I just really don't see the point. Why not take the time to get your natural hair healthy and wear it? Looks better than all that fake hair that everyone knows is fake. But then again i have naturally long hair that i take care of so i guess thats why I can't relate . . .

Man the biggest BYTCH of them all has something to say dude Diddy is a hoe azzzzz negro HAN for *** keep up he is a beat stealing, jock riding HAN. Money can't make you a man that is why J LO left you and Biggie probably would of done the same if he was here today can't nobody stand him that i know he is just horriable. Flat out just horriable and his attitued stinks too you can dress up a money but you cant teach him not to *** where he eats.

WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE USE THE WORD N***ER AND CALL EACH OTHER B*TCH WHEN WE DISAGREE WITH WHAT SOMEONE SAID? THIS IS WHY I LOVE ANTIDUMB'S COMMENTS...LEARN TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF WITHOUT BEING CONFRONTATIONAL. PERHAPS THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEN AS SUCH AN AGGRESIVE RACE. YOU CAN POLITELY PUT SOMEONE IN THEIR PLACE.

AND WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH "I HAVE LONG HAIR, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....?!" OFTEN TIMES I HEAR WOMEN TALK ABOUT HOW "LOOOOOOONG" THEIR HAIR IS BUT RARELY DO I HEAR A WOMEN TALK ABOUT HOW "HEALTHY" HER HAIR IS. WHAT GOOD ARE A FEW LONG STRINGY STRANDS IF UNHEALTHY. JMO.

LAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE! NEXT-->

To all the weave haters:

Everyone that wears weave does not have unhealthy hair... Personally I wear them to keep from doing my own hair and to give my own hair a break.

Besides, there are weaves that don't look so fake... If you don't like something, change it!

MTO all wrong...these were not HIS definitions. He asked everyone on twitter for their definitions and he reposted his favorite top 10. so he didnt come up with these definitions himself.

STEP YOUR "JOURNALISM" SKILLS UP

A.I.G..should have been No.1 !!

Luv Puff and Stuff.

He should be all 10. What a lame.

yeah he's a lame! --- @antidumb

good point! I watched that video!

diddy got a ghost writer for his blog too? lol

lol@Kingkhan

Diddy needs tp pay his artists

*to*

No. 11 Sh*t on naive artist for their money so they can help pay my "Baby-Momma fund" No. 12 Love being a media ***....

Isn't this clever the King of *** making a list about his flaws.....must be therapeutic!

------------------- "CrossNation"

8. *** = Tellin people your weave is your hair.... COME ON NOW LADIES. He will know when he touches it....lol

6. N*ggas that wear colored contacts... LOL LOL!!!!!

5. Women that lie & say they don’t usually give head on the first date...

+++++++++++

Sounds like Mother Combs to me......

Whatever, Diddy is still moving mountains like real dudes are supposed too. None of us are perfect, and we all have weaknesses in certain areas of our personality.

If Diddy wanted to kick it with any of you naysayers in a Maybach 62, you'd be game. Not only that, you'd sit there and let him kick knowledge on how to come up in life. Being super articulate only gets you so far in life, REAL WISDOM GETS YOU AHEAD IN LIFE!

There are plenty of well spoken bums and failures out here. PLEASE!!!

Not listening to RuPaul....

My Identity Is Top Secret Folks !

What this brother drives *** impress anyone...How he lives his life is the standard by which he will be measured...

@whatwhatwhat LMAO I can't stand that little bitty mouth man either. He makes me so sick. It's a toss up with me who I can't stand the most out of him and Beyonce both of them love attention, both are arrogant, both really think they are true entertainers, both can't act, both are selfish, both don't care who they walk on, they both desert their friends.....and the list goes on.

@ Staypoppin01 - I'll communicate with Diddy via email b/c he looks as if he spits a lot when he talks. I can't stand that, lol. But heck yeah, I'd be a fool not to speak to a rich man about money (forever a student), I sure as heck won't have that convo with a broke one.

His azz is breaking most of the rules with his *** azz!

THAT WASN'T HILARIOUS AT ALL!

Mz Arrogance

LOL "spit when he talks". Hey, emails work too. I'm quite sure this cats emails would be loaded with jewels.

Yeah, "student mode" for life is the most profitable mode. Both financially and mentally!

hahahaha lol some of it was funny

@SCORPIO_QUEEN02 I MUST SAY I DEF AGREE WITH U. I AM A BLACK WOMAN WITH HEALTHY HAIR DOWN MY BACK. BUT IN THE SUMMER I LIKE TO PUT A WEAVE IN ONCE IN A WHILE CUZ I HAVE A POOL AND IM NOT DAMAGING MY HAIR AND I AINT WEARING NO DAYUM CAP. BUT I DO GET MY REAL HAIR DONE EVERY 3 WEEKS BY A DOMINICAN CHICK. THEY THE ONLY ONES I LET FUX WIT MY HEAD. BIG-UPS TO BLANCA....SHE KEEPS ME LOOKIN BOMB!!!

***?????????????? lets see.....#10 D, #9 I,#8 D, #7 D, #6 Y, #5 D, #4 I, #3 D, #2 D, #1 Y.............there u go, *** you, russell simmons, kanye, 50, and beyonce.

i feel you diddy i aint really a fan like that but i feel you

pULLIN' OUT STACKS OF HUNIDS AND LOOKIN' AT A DOLLA LIKE IT'S CRAZY, WHILE SOMEONE WHO WORKS FOR YOU IS FLYIN' COACH IS A FORM OF *** TOO, PLAYBOY.

LETTIN' 3 COLD @SS RAPPERS LIKE FRED, NESS AND DYLAN(HE SPITS HOT FLAMES) GET AWAY FROM YOUR CAMP IS ANOTHER FORM OF *** ALSO.

He's all the above...

RUBBISH!! He speaks of himself.

What kind of animal gets all of these women pregnant without marrying any of them. f$cking dummy.

Choppers Suit said that the only item missing from P-diddy's list is his *** ass always trying to get some shine on everyone elses time... Diddy, cop you a Chopper Suit and get fly wit me... IMMA TAWL GANGSTA!!!

Don't believe it? Check it out on www.choppercitysuit.com

** Oh he must be talking about Beyonce for number 8 lol sike naw but yea Diddy is alright. **

#1-not paying u're artist #2-having two women pregnant at the same time. #3-throwing money at u're kids and thinking ur'e being a father. #4-crying over J-Lo

LMAO AT THE COLORED CONTACTS!!!

TYING TO BE NOT ***

so right my ***

Diddys a CLOWN i hate him

Diddy iz just so effin funny.. =)

I don't really like diddy.

on #8...hold on diddy hold on when i get that 1b jet black u cant tell me im not the *** booo lol sorry *** that i keeps me some 1b so *** wut u talkin bout ok lol

lol Dass wussup bruh. Fa sho.

.........is it really that funny? especially coming from someone like Diddy....

11. *** who cant close their mouth cus they teeth too big.

This *** should not have been posted because he forgot the true #1 reason! HIS *** SELF WTF!

PEACE,FROM THE BAY!

#9,#4,AND #1=TRIIL SPILL(VERY TRUE)

COME VIBE; KIN CAMELL(GOOGLE THAT) MYSPACE.COM/KINSNSPACE KIN CAMELL@IMEEM.COM

PEACE TO YOU & YOURS

OK DIDDY *** KICK DOING WHAT U DO ON MAKING THE BAND

The name P. DIDDY = ***

they were not HIS, he got them from people on Twitter. i was #2

any *** way

So I guess Your momma and Kim would fit right under #8. Puffy why don't you tell your momma about the blonde atrocity she wears on her head. Mr. Hyocrite!!!

diddy is already but breaking danity kane up was ***

how diddy gone talk aboutc *** wen he tha biggest *** out there!!