| meka2007 |
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That is some scary [EXPLETIVE]. You couldn't pay me to go in the cage with a crocodile. Well hay at least he got his forearm back. Bet you he won't try that again. |
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| gettygetty07 |
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Damn! |
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| Powpow505 |
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WTF....
www.empressmag.com
Empress Magazine |
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| Dubya |
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Finger food! |
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| QUEEN6 |
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That's Effing Sick! Wow! I'm glad he's ok. Now we know exactly how crazy Steve Erwin was. |
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| newny174 |
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Damn china man looks like he can use a hand. WTF. |
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| truthbtold |
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oh hell to the naw! That's why I don't fool with animals. |
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| meka2007 |
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I can't believe somebody had this thing as a pet. How the hell are you going to play with a crocodile. We ain't talking about a goldfish. |
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| email2michael |
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damn, damn DAMN James!!
Ooooh sh*t, MTO got me again! There goes my western omlette, all over the keyboard. [BARF] I need to stay away from this site before 10am eastern or I'll never get my breakfast down. |
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Cancer...and my name is Larry... |
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| EBENE |
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This man is lucky to be alive, futhermore the doctor were able to reattach his forearm. |
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| msshawty31 |
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| 30isthenew20 |
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I think the crocodile won this round...hands down!!! |
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| prettyeyez |
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DUMB ASS..LOL! |
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| Darknlovelync |
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WHY DO HUMANS TRY TO INTERACT WITH CERTAIN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
HOPE HE LEARNED HIS LESSON, BUT WE KNOW HE WILL BE BACK AT IT AGAIN IN A MONTH. |
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| Bulletproof_Loafers |
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Ya'll on point with the hand jokes this morning.
Sorry email2michael. It seems you can't get a decent breakfast all week. |
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which movie is this again?? |
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| Mrblackman |
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Not a movie....I bet ole boy will find a new job. |
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This [EXPLETIVE] can't be real! He definately WILL get a new job,the arm was gone for sho! |
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OMG the jokes. too funny |
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| miawms |
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you know you guys listen to the russ parr morning show too much (lol!)
get at me...
www.myspace.com/m1am1a
where i know you from?...leave a comment |
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| TheTRUTH555 |
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MediaTakeout.com has turned into www.rotten.com, Thats a serious site right there.
Good thing I have a stomach made out of boulders lol |
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| Mz_Too_Much |
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That's all bad ! When will they learn !?!? |
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WWW.PUTYOURSELFOUT.NET
maybe he was just hungry..
WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/PYOINC |
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| purple |
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oh jees!!! what a mess! poor man |
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| chris-brown-girl |
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| barbie66 |
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Why did the croc not eat that part of his hand? |
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| BigTerribleTexas |
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MTO... headline..... graphic pics of crocodile 'eating' man's arm. WOW. Did they not re-attach his arm?....lol.... 'maybe he was hungry' |
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| deet |
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gives a whole new meaning to, "can you give me a hand with this." damn. why are some people so damn trusting with animals????? |
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| xxxnycdivaxxx07 |
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chinaman betta stop fouckin with dem animals.....
find another way to make those counterfiet bags.....
" gator got my hand longtime" |
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| sassythang |
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WTF did I read this was someone's pet? I bet they didn't have any problems with unwanted company. |
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| Dubya |
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yo! go to youtube and search for Hungry crocodile. Them chinamans be gettin bit by crocs all the time it seems!Oh and Somebody give him a hand for all his hard work. (last one I pormise) |
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| Dubya |
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OK I lied, that croc was in the mood for chinese. |
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Oh my gracious!!!
Some animals aren't meant to be phucked with! Lions and Tigers and Bears oh my!!! There's no way I'd be near a crocodile in the first place...onky morons don't know any better.
And Corey...your mother doesn't love you huh? Test tube baby. |
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Ohh damn, That looks fake && real at the same time. AND THIS, PEOPLE, is why we dont mess with crocidiles.. steve irwin was 1 in a million && he aint even live so what does that tell yall. keep the damn animals in the wild. |
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| str8_up_trufe |
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Go ahead and keep messin with da animals, next time itz gonna bite his lil eggroll off...I wanna see them try to retrieve that...lmao |
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Even MTO can't screw this up. At least yall can actually get this story right. I guess the crocodile loves left-handers. From the looks of the hand, the guy tried to take a swing at the thing and missed. Missed badly. I hope he has workers comp. |
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damn dat sh!t iz wack dats wat he get 4 messin wit a crocodile hes luky 2 b alive |
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Humans should never try to "zoo keep" prehistoric animals.....how do you think they have been on top of the food chain since the begining of time.....duh!
I wouldnt do that crazy shyt for 700k a year!! If I show up on shift they will all be shot up come night shift.....
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| Ga_Sweetie86 |
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lmao! These hand jokes are killing me! |
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| MissEducated |
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This gave a whole new meaning to "don't bite the hand that feeds you" lol. |
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| prettydelight |
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Yeah I have to agree the hand jokes are funny!!! |
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| sexycocoa |
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That is a dangerous ass job that I want no parts of that man lucky he is still alive.If I was that other guy I would have told them I quit cause it was no way I was taking my ass in there!These people just do not learn until they get killed!Look what happened to the Australian guy may he R.I.P. |
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| pleasurea2 |
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this [EXPLETIVE] is horid.mto u done done now |
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Maybe the croc asked him to give him a hand and that zookeeper dude just took him literally.... |
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lol@Dubya ,your messed up big time! Go take your prozac!! |
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| sorryIdontwantu |
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I guess that was the hand he was dealt.
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| thediva |
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NOW WE ALL KNOW THAT WAS NOT A BLACK MAN. YOU CAN NOT PAY A BLACK MAN TO ENTER A CAGE WILLINGLY. |
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1: That's the worst handjob i'v ever seen!!!!!
2: JUST THROW YA HANDS IN THE AIR...AND WAVE EM LIKE YA JUST DONT CARE!! (OHH WAIT MY BAD THE ZOOKEEPER CANT DO THAT NO MORE)
3: I wonder if the croc shook his head and waved him goodbye?
4: I guess he'll think twice before tryin to give a crocodile a helping hand!!
5: Question: what is the sound of one hand clapping? Answer: A croc shakin his head!
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| Scanalyzer |
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I've heard of people stickin their foot in their mouth but this is ridiculous!! |
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| sorryIdontwantu |
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Scanalyzer,
LMAO!!! Keep em comming.
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| StlChick1 |
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WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE] |
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| LdyK |
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Looks like a doctored photo to me....man PHOTOSHOP is making money!!!! |
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| Lexi |
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All I have to say is that it couldn't of been a black dude. You just don't get that close to an animal. Just glad he's ok. |
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| girlygirl |
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FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE! Stop it.....
So let me get this straight! That was the left hand, right? The same hand with all the monitoring devices attached to it? |
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| chinababbi |
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WOW!!!!! |
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| Biznessminder |
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I guess when the Croc told his azz "Hands Off" he meant it!! ROTFLMAO!!! |
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| iamhere2letUhaveit |
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BULLSH*T
THE PHOTO'S ARE FAKE.....THE STORY IS FAKE.....AND MTO IS DEFINATE FAKE.....A CROC IS A CARNAVORE AND DOESN'T TAKE PUBLICITY SHOT'S BEFORE SWALLOWING SUCH A SMALL PIECE OF FOOD..... AND WHO OR WHAT IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WILL GO INSIDE THE FENCE AND PULL THAT SMALL PIECE OF A LIMB OUT OF A CROC'S MOUTH? AND THE LIMB IS STILL IN GOOD ENOUGH CONDITION TO BE RE-ATTACHED!!!
BULLSH*T |
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| iamhere2letUhaveit |
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OK MTO
.....I GUESS THE CROC "HAND"-PICKED THE ASIAN ARM DIPPED IN DUCKSAUCE
.....THIS GUY MUST'VE THOUGHT HE COULD "HANDLE" IT!!!
.....YOU GOTTA "HAND" IT THE CROC, HE'S ABLE TO TAKE PLENTY OF GOOD PUBLICITY SHOTS
....."HAND" ME A KLEENEX PLEASE THOSE PHOTOS MADE ME CRY!!! |
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| iamhere2letUhaveit |
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OK MY FINAL:
....."HANDS" ON TRAINING - INQUIRE WITHIN!!! |
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sorryidontwantu:
"I guess the Croc was in the mood for holding hands":)
Thanks for the love dude...i gotta admit that a sense of humor does come in handy every now and then :P |
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WTF...someone had that croc as a pet
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wTf was his arm doin that close to the crocdiles mouth? He shoulda ate the whole man...big dummy... |
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| doingit_well |
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