HELP WANTED! DIDDY AND STAR JONES NEED ASSISTANTS


 







April 16, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Diddy and Star Jones are in the market for new assistants. Here are the help wanted ads that Star and Diddy placed:

Posting Job Title Assistant to Star Jones Show, Court TV
TimeWarner Division Turner Broadcasting
Location United States - New York - New York
Requisition # 78679BR
Position Type Full Time

Posting Job Description Qualifications: Candidate must have served in an assistant capacity in the past, preferably for TV (talent). S/he must have agility/familiarity with software applications and office equipment. Excellent communication skills (verbal and written) are necessary; as are the attributes of dependability, accountability and trustworthiness. The assistant must also be a good prioritizer, patient and level-headed.

Duties: Duties include the following: coordinate/organize correspondence for host (phones, email, mail); maintain calendar, working with host and senior management; book transportation (ground, flight, hotels) for host; book transportation for show's guests; assist production staff with various tasks. Ability to travel local and long-distance (on occasion) necessary. There will be long hours on occasion, and the assistant must be available by mobile at all times.

Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. and its subsidiaries are Equal Opportunity Employers.


PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO BAD BOY CHAIRMAN, Sean "Puffy" Combs

Prominent busy Chairman of an entertainment giant is seeking a top-notch experienced polished Personal Assistant to coordinate the Chairman’s business, social and personal affairs. This role involves handling business and personal tasks at the Chairman’s office and multiple homes (NY, FL & GA). Serve as a personal liaison between the Chairman and his family. It is imperative that the Assistant has the sophistication to communicate effectively with people at all levels of management and handle highly confidential matters. Due to the Chairman’s extremely busy schedule, the Assistant needs to be accessible on weekends and evenings to handle ongoing activities.

Job Summary:
- Ensure that all personal aspects of Chairman’s life are covered, including tight scheduling (keep him on time); anticipate his needs in order to ensure that all the information he requires is always at hand. Interact with industry executives and talent; manage/maintain personal calendar. Secure personal supplies. Responsible for Chairman's personal expenses. Manage expenditures & petty cash. Handle personal projects. Prepare correspondence, when required, consistent with general direction from Chairman and Chief of Staff.
- Respond expeditiously to diverse assignments and take responsibility for projects from beginning to end. Consistently operate with a sense of urgency while not losing sight of the details!
- This is a TRUE on-call 24/7 position.
- Will travel nationally and internationally; coordinate with Wardrobe Manager to pack clothing selection for business and personal trips.
- No task is too small. Candidate must have “whatever it takes” attitude.

Qualifications/Requirements:
- Ideal candidate will have a minimum of (3) years experience with a well-known businessman and/or senior level executive (CEO, Chairman).
- TYPE A Personality
- Commitment to excellence. Unwavering loyalty. Team player; consistently sharing and communicating information.
- Reliable, trustworthy, flexible- CONFIDENTIALITY A MUST. Always operate with discretion.
- Outstanding computer skills are required including but not limited to proficiency in MS Word, Excel, Power Point, Blackberry, IPOD and the Internet
- Able to maintain composure in an extremely fast paced, entrepreneurial/creative fluid environment.
- Exceptional interpersonal skills; must be charismatic and have ability to communicate respectfully with all walks of life.
- Possess impeccable attention to detail; outstanding time management skills; work quickly and efficiently.
- Able to work under tight deadlines; remain aware of shifting priorities; anticipate last “second” changes. Always have a plan B in place.
- Self-managed; skilled at managing a high volume of work and deciphering what’s immediate from what can wait.
- Manage tasks and projects to successful outcomes; communicate and coordinate.
- Must be highly-connected in NY (knowledge of the top restaurants, nightclubs, and best chefs) and if uncertain MUST have the resources in place to find out.
- Must be able to travel internationally. Must possess a valid driver’s license. Bilingual preferred but not necessary.

Contact:
Marilyn Van Alstyne
Human Resources
resumes@badboyworldwide.com
(212) 381.2069 (fax)


If anyone is interested, feel free to apply. And let us know what happens...

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COMMENTS:

    missnellypoo
    well this is job that i will pass. The title of the the position should be personal AZZ KISSER!
    SORRY MY LIPS DONT DO BOOTIES!
     

    gapeach1
    No comment really who cares, well I take that back those who would like to be a do gurl might.
    anyway jus wanted to be tha first to leave a comment:)
     

    ladytee35
    no one wants to work with bucky the beaver and crack head jones...
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    Same Toilet Different SH*T!

    PiscesQueen
    I wouldn't work for these tyrant a&&holes if they had the last jobs on earth.
     

    2cexee4u
    WHERE ARE THE BENEFITS AND 401K PLAN?
     

    Jahlove
    No thanks!! I'll pass on this one. I'm content with my current job.

    I think Diddy is looking for fresh puss/y.lol
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    Jahlove
    LMFAO@2cexee4u for the BENEFITS AND 401K PLAN!!

    OMG so funny!!
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    www.blackagendareport.com

    email2michael
    Parts they FORGOT TO INCLUDE in the job descriptions:

    1. For Star Jones:
    -Must be adept at holding barf bag for Mrs. Jones to retch in after binging on whoppers.
    -Must be skilled with issuing press releases to fight widespread stories of husband Al Reynolds' gayness
    -Must constantly monitor job boards to prepare new position for Mrs. Jones if/when she gets fired again
    -Must be willing to apply concealing makeup on Mrs. Jones horrible stomach stapling and skin removal scars (stomach must be made of boulders)

    For Puffy:
    -Must be willing to carry umbrella over Puffy's head (like Fonzworth used to do)
    -Must be willing to sleep with Puffy when Kim won't put out (if a male gets this job the same applies to you)
    -Must be ready to issue press releases explaining why Puffy's album Press Play hasn't gone platinum after nearly 5 months out
    -Must be OK with dealing with annoying tacky azz momma Janice Combs and clip her toenails on request
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    Cancer...and my name is Larry...

    gotsumthin2say
    I am the girlfriend of one a so-called celebrity assistant & I used to work for Puff in a legal capacity. You couldn't pay me enough to work as a personal assistant for one of these fools. They are obnoxious, disrespectful, rude, inconsiderate and downright crazy at times. They want every breath you take to be for them - you have absolutely no life - and no matter how much education, skills or goals you may have, you're nothing but a flunkie on call 24/7.
     

    gotsumthin2say
    Oh - & there are no benefits - no medical, no 401k - and they can fire you at any moment. They think that working for them, getting into parties, and hanging with other so-called celebs is all the "benefit" you should need.....LOL
     

    EBENE
    I couldn't imagine working for this man. He treats the people working under him like trained animals. He come off as being very arrogant,and obnoxious needing his ass kiss at the drop of a dime.
     

    bebeishot
    Ha Never would i wanna work for these crazy ppl, Diddy probably only wants to hire attractive young girls so he can sleep with them whilst he is at it, i wouldnt sleep with his nasty self for anything...he thinks toooo highly of himself
     

    MayaDoll
    No thank you, i'll keep my current job. Wait hold on.....(Speaks into microphone) "Welcome to McDonald's".....
     

    EBENE
    LOL @ MAYADOLL.
     

    strongblackwoman
    gotsumthin2say that is so believable, LMBAO at missnellypoo and email2michael, yal ain't never lied, I will definitely pass up this offer, they definitely don't pay enough to go crazy... lol

    http://www.myspace.com/kia02_07
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    I‘ll take *go get a life* for 300

    Rar1Ty
    No one wants to work for either of those divas! Diddy walking to get his own damn cheesecake, and Star is gonna have to use Al to put the pancake makeup on that hideous scar between her nasty tig o' bitties. Those jobs could not possibly pay enough *lol*
     

    mjack36
    I'd starve to death before I work for Puffy. I be damned if that [EXPLETIVE] sends me walking all the way to Brooklyn for a piece of cheesecake. It seems that the assistant would be there to help toot his horn.
     

    ROCNMON
    LOL at MayaDoll. Heck if I was a couple years younger, w/no kids and no husband I might work for Star. I think they are so use to people just wanting to be around them and other celebrities that they feel they don't have to give any benefits. The people who apply prob. arent even interested in a 401k or may not even know what it is. If it was me they would have to give me some benefits and I know the salary gotta be good. Plus you usually make a name for yourself and move on to bigger and better things when you leave. Good luck to whoever gets these positions.
     

    215girl
    Whatever the pay is its not enough to be their flunky, I don't see any benefits or how much it pays yearly. I would panhandle on the streets before I worked for Puffy, sorry
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    Take your mask off I might speak to ya..

    MsStarStatus82
    All jokes aside you couldn't pay me enuff to be Diddy's assistant. He's posting really should read personall @ss kisser! There ain't no way!
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    Pretty is a STRONG word, use it wisely!

    charlezjordan
    You have provide the contact informations for Star Jones. Whats up with that?
     

    strongblackwoman
    I'm in tears from laughing at these posts... LMBAO


    Rocmon they are going to need more than good luck to survive for Diddy

    http://www.myspace.com/kia02_07
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    I‘ll take *go get a life* for 300

    drburke
    What happened to the little gay guy who used to carry Diddy's umbrella over his head, OR didn't he step fast enough on his toe?
     

    cowboyfan4lyfe
    WORKING FOR DIDDY YOU GOTTA JUGGLE HIS BOYS AND GIRLS AND BABYSMAMAS, GOOD LUCK...AS FAR AS JONES HOPEFULLY HER ASST WILL HELP HER DRESS TO HIDE ALL THOSE NASSY FATPOCKETS SHE IS SHOWING
     

    ladycage
    Ha! cowboyfan [SPAM]!
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    Let the kitty be your friend...

    Unique2009
    This role involves handling business and personal tasks at the Chairman’s office and multiple homes (NY, FL & GA). Serve as a personal liaison between the Chairman and his family.

    Translation: Buy the groceries, clean the house and help Kim take care of the twins. He's looking for another Farnsworth Bentley. I don't think there's enough money in the world to be his on-call personal flunky. Now Star's position doesn't sound quite as bad as Puffy's.
     

    quelinda456
    EMAIL2MICHAEL YOUR COMMENT WAS S[SPAM]OOOOO FUNNI I AM LMAO OVER HERE.
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    IDK Why I‘m on MTO it makes me SMH&LOL

    DreDog
    Email2Michael....that was the best post for this topic! And so so true indeed!
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    The Bytch ya love ta hate!

    SoThenISaid
    Remember to ask for hazard pay.
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    Ban mental warfare with morons

    paa
    I don't know why everybody is making it out to be a bad thing! I would work for him doing anything. 'Its better than doing a 9 to 5 job'! goodluck with the search! p
     

    sexycocoa
    They need to get the hell out of hear I would never work for Diddy of all people let alone Star.Star's looks alone would scare me.Diddy is sooo frigging arrogant please and Star is such a diva.
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    WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME???

    XXL
    yea sorry but the diddy one is misleading badboyworldwide. com is a networking site not tha official bad boy site, if ur goin to post fake info at least do some research.
     

    paa
    contact for unsigned musicians. Harve Pierre, Vice President of A&R harve.pierre@badboyworldwide.com no unsolicited material. Carla G., A&R ...

    After doing some "research" [above] correct me if i'm wrong! I doubt it very much!
     

    M-M
    Yeah okay, I'd rather eat sh-t with the birds!
     

    mikeygeneral
    Soma yall bastards on here need jobs! Some of the same people making these comments are the same ones that are gonna send off them resume's ha ha ha!

    hypocritzes!
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    My daddy was a Kang!

    Miagi
    I am childhood friends with Diddy's road manager's wife...and believe me, Diddy is so demanding that she finally packed up her 4 girls and moved back to Va. She says if Kim wants to stay down in Atlanta and deal with Diddy's s/h/i/t, that's fine for her, but she is not. Diddy owns everyone who works for him, whether they want to admit it or not, and sad to say his arrogance rubs off on them.
     

    D
    lmao @ email2michael
     

    deet
    email2michael your comments are absolutely the BEST! I wouldn't work for these two clowns if my house was in foreclosure, my car was about to be repossessed, had no food in my house and had one pair of shoes to wear everyday. Using an old saying that applies to to this post.....I pity the fool that takes this job!!!!! LMFAO!
     

    Keayar
    Will I have to brush their teeth and wipe their ass, too?
     

    Heaven
    I'm not sure if I could work for Diddy. I'd probably get fired the first day for cussing his arrogant ass out. Now Star that could be interesting.....
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    You have just been kissed by Heaven.

    sadiehawkins
    yall must don't like money..my resume is already gone!!!
     

    PinkTequila
    LADYTEE35-you wrong for that! LOL- And shouldn't the subject read "HELP WANTED! DIDDY AND STAR JONES NEED ASSISTANCE" (not Assistants)-He needs help closing his mouth with those big@ss teeth and she needs help putting in an I.V. fulla CRISCO.
     

    ShoSexy
    this is the funniest thing I have ever read on this web site.
    [SPAM][SPAM]_____
    Parts they FORGOT TO INCLUDE in the job descriptions:

    1. For Star Jones:
    -Must be adept at holding barf bag for Mrs. Jones to retch in after binging on whoppers.
    -Must be skilled with issuing press releases to fight widespread stories of husband Al Reynolds' gayness
    -Must constantly monitor job boards to prepare new position for Mrs. Jones if/when she gets fired again
    -Must be willing to apply concealing makeup on Mrs. Jones horrible stomach stapling and skin removal scars (stomach must be made of boulders)

    For Puffy:
    -Must be willing to carry umbrella over Puffy's head (like Fonzworth used to do)
    -Must be willing to sleep with Puffy when Kim won't put out (if a male gets this job the same applies to you)
    -Must be ready to issue press releases explaining why Puffy's album Press Play hasn't gone platinum after nearly 5 months out
    -Must be OK with dealing with annoying tacky azz momma Janice Combs and clip her toenails on request
     

    hotgamama_623
    Waste of a post but here goes...if he wasnt a DIVO and she wasnt a DIVA then someone would want to work for they're ass!
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    ~V~

    r0b0c0p7
    What site did this job discription come from, because if they needed assistances trust me, they would have went internal or through the celebrity booketing for this type of stuff... I dont believe it U have to show me the website..
     

    Rin246
    GET the two uglys off TV!!!

    NO ONE WANTS TO BE MADE A FOOL OF BY DIDDY AND ASH SAGGY JONES
     

    Mizdevious
    email2Michael..L[SPAM][SPAM]L....IS ALL I GOTTA SAY...THAT [EXPLETIVE] WAS HILARIOUS...U NEED UR OWN BLOG OR SOMETHING SHOOT!
     

    nastina
    lol @ ladytee35
     

    midwestchica
    LOL...happy to see that many of you feel the same way I do...I WOULDN'T WORK FOR EITHER COCK SUCKERS IF IT WAS THE LAST POSITION ON EARTH...With Diddy, I'd take the interview just to curse his butt out about being an arrogant, [EXPLETIVE] a-hole!!!!! However, the position with Star maybe cool because you'll be working for Time Warner in which they offer benefits and other departments to transfer to...in other thoughts, hell now...I'm sticking to the script...I'd have to [EXPLETIVE] both of them up!
     

    smiley396
    I definitely agree with ROCKNMON because if I had seen thoses positions before I got married, those jobs wouldn't be opened now. That would look so good on a resume to have them be your references for a job in entertainment. And then when you get ready to move to another position, they probably have lots of contacts and leads they could use to get you into the door. But it's hard to be available to travel at the drop of a dime if you have a family. And it sounds like with the assistant jobs you might have to sometimes be available to travel with hardly any notice. But man, can you imagine the places you'd see?????
     

    jamrock47
    myadoll YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST, YOU HAVE ME CRACKING UP, THAT WAS FUNNY.
     

    614queen
    I'll be your assistant Diddy. Call me. I need the money.
     

    Fine_Chick
    Um Star's needs to be looking for a personal stylist, bump an assistant.

    And Diddy's just looking for a new freak buddy.

    I don't think I would make a good assistant. I hate doing what others ask of me unless its going to benefit me in some way. Plus I am NOT the yes assistant. Ask my opinion and I will tell you thee truth.



    But Good Luck to those that do fit the criteria and apply!
     

    mustrassa
    I'd work for Puffy cus I'd still his azz blind "talk about blinging". I'd then head on over to the house and steal all Kim's fly azz clothes. When I showed up to work he'd be like daaaayyyuuummmm! "I could have sworn I bought Kim's some shyt like dat" .....damn right you did, my azz would be Sean John down fo real fo real!
     


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