| missnellypoo |
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well this is job that i will pass. The title of the the position should be personal AZZ KISSER!
SORRY MY LIPS DONT DO BOOTIES! |
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| gapeach1 |
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No comment really who cares, well I take that back those who would like to be a do gurl might.
anyway jus wanted to be tha first to leave a comment:) |
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| ladytee35 |
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no one wants to work with bucky the beaver and crack head jones... |
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| PiscesQueen |
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I wouldn't work for these tyrant a&&holes if they had the last jobs on earth. |
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| 2cexee4u |
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WHERE ARE THE BENEFITS AND 401K PLAN? |
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| Jahlove |
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No thanks!! I'll pass on this one. I'm content with my current job.
I think Diddy is looking for fresh puss/y.lol |
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| Jahlove |
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LMFAO@2cexee4u for the BENEFITS AND 401K PLAN!!
OMG so funny!! |
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| email2michael |
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Parts they FORGOT TO INCLUDE in the job descriptions:
1. For Star Jones:
-Must be adept at holding barf bag for Mrs. Jones to retch in after binging on whoppers.
-Must be skilled with issuing press releases to fight widespread stories of husband Al Reynolds' gayness
-Must constantly monitor job boards to prepare new position for Mrs. Jones if/when she gets fired again
-Must be willing to apply concealing makeup on Mrs. Jones horrible stomach stapling and skin removal scars (stomach must be made of boulders)
For Puffy:
-Must be willing to carry umbrella over Puffy's head (like Fonzworth used to do)
-Must be willing to sleep with Puffy when Kim won't put out (if a male gets this job the same applies to you)
-Must be ready to issue press releases explaining why Puffy's album Press Play hasn't gone platinum after nearly 5 months out
-Must be OK with dealing with annoying tacky azz momma Janice Combs and clip her toenails on request |
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| gotsumthin2say |
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I am the girlfriend of one a so-called celebrity assistant & I used to work for Puff in a legal capacity. You couldn't pay me enough to work as a personal assistant for one of these fools. They are obnoxious, disrespectful, rude, inconsiderate and downright crazy at times. They want every breath you take to be for them - you have absolutely no life - and no matter how much education, skills or goals you may have, you're nothing but a flunkie on call 24/7. |
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| gotsumthin2say |
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Oh - & there are no benefits - no medical, no 401k - and they can fire you at any moment. They think that working for them, getting into parties, and hanging with other so-called celebs is all the "benefit" you should need.....LOL |
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| EBENE |
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I couldn't imagine working for this man. He treats the people working under him like trained animals. He come off as being very arrogant,and obnoxious needing his ass kiss at the drop of a dime. |
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| bebeishot |
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Ha Never would i wanna work for these crazy ppl, Diddy probably only wants to hire attractive young girls so he can sleep with them whilst he is at it, i wouldnt sleep with his nasty self for anything...he thinks toooo highly of himself |
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| MayaDoll |
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No thank you, i'll keep my current job. Wait hold on.....(Speaks into microphone) "Welcome to McDonald's"..... |
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| EBENE |
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LOL @ MAYADOLL. |
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| strongblackwoman |
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gotsumthin2say that is so believable, LMBAO at missnellypoo and email2michael, yal ain't never lied, I will definitely pass up this offer, they definitely don't pay enough to go crazy... lol
http://www.myspace.com/kia02_07 |
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| Rar1Ty |
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No one wants to work for either of those divas! Diddy walking to get his own damn cheesecake, and Star is gonna have to use Al to put the pancake makeup on that hideous scar between her nasty tig o' bitties. Those jobs could not possibly pay enough *lol* |
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| mjack36 |
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I'd starve to death before I work for Puffy. I be damned if that [EXPLETIVE] sends me walking all the way to Brooklyn for a piece of cheesecake. It seems that the assistant would be there to help toot his horn. |
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LOL at MayaDoll. Heck if I was a couple years younger, w/no kids and no husband I might work for Star. I think they are so use to people just wanting to be around them and other celebrities that they feel they don't have to give any benefits. The people who apply prob. arent even interested in a 401k or may not even know what it is. If it was me they would have to give me some benefits and I know the salary gotta be good. Plus you usually make a name for yourself and move on to bigger and better things when you leave. Good luck to whoever gets these positions. |
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| 215girl |
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Whatever the pay is its not enough to be their flunky, I don't see any benefits or how much it pays yearly. I would panhandle on the streets before I worked for Puffy, sorry |
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| MsStarStatus82 |
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All jokes aside you couldn't pay me enuff to be Diddy's assistant. He's posting really should read personall @ss kisser! There ain't no way! |
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| charlezjordan |
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You have provide the contact informations for Star Jones. Whats up with that? |
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| strongblackwoman |
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I'm in tears from laughing at these posts... LMBAO
Rocmon they are going to need more than good luck to survive for Diddy
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| drburke |
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What happened to the little gay guy who used to carry Diddy's umbrella over his head, OR didn't he step fast enough on his toe? |
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| cowboyfan4lyfe |
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WORKING FOR DIDDY YOU GOTTA JUGGLE HIS BOYS AND GIRLS AND BABYSMAMAS, GOOD LUCK...AS FAR AS JONES HOPEFULLY HER ASST WILL HELP HER DRESS TO HIDE ALL THOSE NASSY FATPOCKETS SHE IS SHOWING |
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| ladycage |
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Ha! cowboyfan [SPAM]! |
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| Unique2009 |
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This role involves handling business and personal tasks at the Chairman’s office and multiple homes (NY, FL & GA). Serve as a personal liaison between the Chairman and his family.
Translation: Buy the groceries, clean the house and help Kim take care of the twins. He's looking for another Farnsworth Bentley. I don't think there's enough money in the world to be his on-call personal flunky. Now Star's position doesn't sound quite as bad as Puffy's. |
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| quelinda456 |
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EMAIL2MICHAEL YOUR COMMENT WAS S[SPAM]OOOOO FUNNI I AM LMAO OVER HERE. |
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| DreDog |
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Email2Michael....that was the best post for this topic! And so so true indeed! |
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| SoThenISaid |
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Remember to ask for hazard pay. |
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| paa |
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I don't know why everybody is making it out to be a bad thing! I would work for him doing anything. 'Its better than doing a 9 to 5 job'! goodluck with the search! p |
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| sexycocoa |
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They need to get the hell out of hear I would never work for Diddy of all people let alone Star.Star's looks alone would scare me.Diddy is sooo frigging arrogant please and Star is such a diva. |
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| XXL |
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yea sorry but the diddy one is misleading badboyworldwide. com is a networking site not tha official bad boy site, if ur goin to post fake info at least do some research. |
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| paa |
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contact for unsigned musicians. Harve Pierre, Vice President of A&R harve.pierre@badboyworldwide.com no unsolicited material. Carla G., A&R ...
After doing some "research" [above] correct me if i'm wrong! I doubt it very much! |
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| M-M |
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Yeah okay, I'd rather eat sh-t with the birds! |
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| mikeygeneral |
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Soma yall bastards on here need jobs! Some of the same people making these comments are the same ones that are gonna send off them resume's ha ha ha!
hypocritzes! |
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| Miagi |
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I am childhood friends with Diddy's road manager's wife...and believe me, Diddy is so demanding that she finally packed up her 4 girls and moved back to Va. She says if Kim wants to stay down in Atlanta and deal with Diddy's s/h/i/t, that's fine for her, but she is not. Diddy owns everyone who works for him, whether they want to admit it or not, and sad to say his arrogance rubs off on them. |
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email2michael your comments are absolutely the BEST! I wouldn't work for these two clowns if my house was in foreclosure, my car was about to be repossessed, had no food in my house and had one pair of shoes to wear everyday. Using an old saying that applies to to this post.....I pity the fool that takes this job!!!!! LMFAO! |
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| Keayar |
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Will I have to brush their teeth and wipe their ass, too? |
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| Heaven |
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I'm not sure if I could work for Diddy. I'd probably get fired the first day for cussing his arrogant ass out. Now Star that could be interesting..... |
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yall must don't like money..my resume is already gone!!! |
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| PinkTequila |
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LADYTEE35-you wrong for that! LOL- And shouldn't the subject read "HELP WANTED! DIDDY AND STAR JONES NEED ASSISTANCE" (not Assistants)-He needs help closing his mouth with those big@ss teeth and she needs help putting in an I.V. fulla CRISCO. |
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this is the funniest thing I have ever read on this web site.
[SPAM][SPAM]_____
Parts they FORGOT TO INCLUDE in the job descriptions:
1. For Star Jones:
-Must be adept at holding barf bag for Mrs. Jones to retch in after binging on whoppers.
-Must be skilled with issuing press releases to fight widespread stories of husband Al Reynolds' gayness
-Must constantly monitor job boards to prepare new position for Mrs. Jones if/when she gets fired again
-Must be willing to apply concealing makeup on Mrs. Jones horrible stomach stapling and skin removal scars (stomach must be made of boulders)
For Puffy:
-Must be willing to carry umbrella over Puffy's head (like Fonzworth used to do)
-Must be willing to sleep with Puffy when Kim won't put out (if a male gets this job the same applies to you)
-Must be ready to issue press releases explaining why Puffy's album Press Play hasn't gone platinum after nearly 5 months out
-Must be OK with dealing with annoying tacky azz momma Janice Combs and clip her toenails on request |
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| hotgamama_623 |
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Waste of a post but here goes...if he wasnt a DIVO and she wasnt a DIVA then someone would want to work for they're ass! |
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| r0b0c0p7 |
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What site did this job discription come from, because if they needed assistances trust me, they would have went internal or through the celebrity booketing for this type of stuff... I dont believe it U have to show me the website.. |
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| Rin246 |
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GET the two uglys off TV!!!
NO ONE WANTS TO BE MADE A FOOL OF BY DIDDY AND ASH SAGGY JONES |
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email2Michael..L[SPAM][SPAM]L....IS ALL I GOTTA SAY...THAT [EXPLETIVE] WAS HILARIOUS...U NEED UR OWN BLOG OR SOMETHING SHOOT! |
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lol @ ladytee35 |
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LOL...happy to see that many of you feel the same way I do...I WOULDN'T WORK FOR EITHER COCK SUCKERS IF IT WAS THE LAST POSITION ON EARTH...With Diddy, I'd take the interview just to curse his butt out about being an arrogant, [EXPLETIVE] a-hole!!!!! However, the position with Star maybe cool because you'll be working for Time Warner in which they offer benefits and other departments to transfer to...in other thoughts, hell now...I'm sticking to the script...I'd have to [EXPLETIVE] both of them up! |
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I definitely agree with ROCKNMON because if I had seen thoses positions before I got married, those jobs wouldn't be opened now. That would look so good on a resume to have them be your references for a job in entertainment. And then when you get ready to move to another position, they probably have lots of contacts and leads they could use to get you into the door. But it's hard to be available to travel at the drop of a dime if you have a family. And it sounds like with the assistant jobs you might have to sometimes be available to travel with hardly any notice. But man, can you imagine the places you'd see????? |
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myadoll YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST, YOU HAVE ME CRACKING UP, THAT WAS FUNNY. |
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| 614queen |
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I'll be your assistant Diddy. Call me. I need the money. |
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| Fine_Chick |
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Um Star's needs to be looking for a personal stylist, bump an assistant.
And Diddy's just looking for a new freak buddy.
I don't think I would make a good assistant. I hate doing what others ask of me unless its going to benefit me in some way. Plus I am NOT the yes assistant. Ask my opinion and I will tell you thee truth.
But Good Luck to those that do fit the criteria and apply! |
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I'd work for Puffy cus I'd still his azz blind "talk about blinging". I'd then head on over to the house and steal all Kim's fly azz clothes. When I showed up to work he'd be like daaaayyyuuummmm! "I could have sworn I bought Kim's some shyt like dat" .....damn right you did, my azz would be Sean John down fo real fo real! |
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