Thats said as hell

ok

Oh MY

Good. Go to jail. Maybe you'll have time to come up with some new hairstyles with your new girlfriends.

first.

Sad as hell my bad

That's a bit extreme

looking like that, she should be doing some time.......just out of order......two years for looking just plain stank....

This is stupid...............so this made top story mto? Im mad

Damn!! Free Kelis!! LOL!

SHE'T BOSSY SHE CAN HANDLE IT. BUT SHE IS ONE WEIRD ASS GIRL.

HOT MESS cassarole with cheese!!

STUPID

Her Milkshake will bring all the Bulldaggas to the Yard up in that Jail.

Good Mornin MTO friends n fam!

Yall wrong for that picture!!

Oh my! Sorry Nas!!

I don't like this b**ch no way so if she do any kind of time in jail so be it....Who the hell she think she is to interrupt a police bust anyway...Nas don't have that much power where she feels she can do anything she want to do. Lock her crazy, ugly ass up for awhile.

Dang yall are fast!! She acts so trash-ish Is that a word? LOL

I love Kelis... She'll be aight where ever she is...

she the girl that play in good time. i rember her yep thats her

meh

IT'S NAS FAULT HE'S STIRRING UP THE CONTROVERSAL WITH HIS ALBUM TITLE. SHE CLAIMS SHE'S BOSSY, SO SUVK IT UP.

I am going to need yall to remove tha pic asap

SHE JUST WANT S TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT CAUSE HER CAREER IS ALMOST NON EXISTENT! BOOOOOOOO HER ASS!

I love kelis!

but don't they have better things to worry about? like TRYING TO FIGURE A WAY TO STOP PROSECUTING INNNOCENT FOLKS! OR SENDING AFRICAN AMERICANS AWAY FOR LIFE OVER PETTY SHYT! WHEN U GOT CORPORATE FOLKS EMBEZZLING MILLIONS OF FREAKIN DOLLARS! AND WHERE THE HELL IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? LOL

Morning folks!

That man looks like he has a long dong.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....anyway! i forgot Kelis was even alive. *shrug* this could've been a sideline story, MTO

sucks for her!

I can't believe my baby Nas got married to this uuuugly a$$ b!tch!!!!! But yeah, go to jail b!tch so I can scheme on ya man! hahahahahahaha

Now even women are getting in trouble for crimes! With all that money they should sit down somewhere!

"[The prosecutor] is so furious with Kelis for wasting the court and the officer's time that [they're] no longer interested in pleading the case out.".....................................

What this pickaninny actually has the AUDACITY to STAND UP FOR HERSELF AND SAY SHE IS INNOCENT? What this jiggaboo actually has the clout to hire an attorney that actually does thier job instead of going with one of our public defenders? She is going to really use her tax paying dollars that run the courthouse and police salaries for her own benifit? She calls it exercising her right in the judicial system......WE CALL IT A WASTE OF TIME!! And we WILL make this ni$$a pay the price for standing up like a grown woman!

Damn the fact that some don't like the way she dress. Open ya eyes to the bigger picture and the message this sends!

SHE LOOKIN TOO STANK IN THAT PICTURE LOL

Neva do I want to see a sista in jail cause she dresses tacky!!!!!!!!

Morning family and friends!!!

She should be arrested for that getup. And MTO should be arrested for constantly showing us her picture in that getup.

Well its always been in style to lock up poor people even when they are innocent, so f/u/c/k these stars that keep doing stupid s/h/i/t and expecting to get away with it.

NO...she wont...HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FAMILY

@standard...yesterday u left me out of roll call...i have my shotgun ready if u do that again!

What the fukk is a "Kelis"? GTFOHWTS!

I wanna charge her for aggravated apparel assault! I am assaulted by her apparel and also aggravated! Do a smell a civil case!!!

LOL @ email2michael. RLMAO @ "bulldaggaz" now that is some old school down south terminology right there!!!

she's not going to jail for that! if she would have physically assaulted an officer, then probably so, but for just just talking shhit...hell naw! The police can't tell you to shut up!! freedom of speech is a right

RLAMO @ pinklici and allegriaymaria OH MY DAMN YALL !!!!!

Morning baby

Morning MTO fam

whats up SBW......... I like her too. Everybody want to run around and be a carbon copy of shyt. I would neva rock the stuff she does but I aplaud her for being ORIGINAL! And I definately applaud her for standing up for herself. If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything ....which is obvious alot of these teenagers (got to be) in here are doing by some of these comments I read! Whew!!!!!

GOOD MORNIN BABY

HEY EVERYONE ELSE!!!

D-JIZZLE IN THE HOUSE!

wow, if this pans out this will be a huge scoop for MTO. i'll be watching to see how it plays out

New York ain't got no use for Kelis anyway. I hear she's real big in London though. She should prolly move her milkshake drankin' ass over there.

Hey Kelis: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"

It was Kelis who sang that garbage right?

First off that picture is skank-a-licious.

She tryna get some type of publicity, no one including is interested in her so she gotta do something to get her assss back in the spotlight and what better way to do it. going to court/jail is the new thing anyway

MTO: someone going to snitch out your "sources" like how they are imaginary friends

DAMN! AND BTW.. THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST PICS OF HER I'VE SEEN BY FAR, FOR A SEC THERE, I THOUGHT IT WAS KEISHA COLE...LOL..KELIS LOOKS LIKE A STRAIGHT H.A.M!

IS SHE DOING THE "CHICKEN NODDLE SOUP" DANCE? IF SHE IS SHE NEEDS TO STOP!! I DOUGHT IF SHE GOES TO JAIL MTO! SHE MAY GET PROBATION. AND WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SAY A CLOSE SOURCE TELLS YOU THESE BORING ASS RUMORS? JUST SAY YOU CO-WORKERS OR YOUR REPORTER. NO ONE IS THAT STUPID TO BELIEVE ANYONE COMES RUNNING TO TELL YOU SOME MADE UP GOSSIP!YOU ARE A COPY-CAT WEB SITE, THAT USES THE SAME TACTICS AS THE TABLIODS!!!! AT LEAST [SPAM] JUST TELLS THE [EXPLETIVE] LIKE THEY GET IT. IF THE STORY IS NOT RESEARCHABLE THEY DON'T PRINT IT, TAKE NOTES [EXPLETIVE]!!!

GUESS I'LL BE BANNED AGAIN!!!

Nas messed up when he chose her to be his wife. He shoulda pulled a Jay-Z and got with a girl that would be an assest to his career.

MTO, is that the best picture y'all could have found??? My goodness!

Hey

Mocha_Luv(i got u) JIZZLE Pinklici SBW Allegria C

pink yeah that was her with that wack asz song!! who did she hate so much anyway were there any other words to that shyt

Hella please! Kelis ain't never been on...

She ain't fell off a nuthin. Bitch been sprawled out on the floor since day one

I LOVE KELIS

AND I AGREE AND LMAO @/WITH SBW!! SHOULDN'T THEY STILL BE OUT FINDING "THE OTHER GLOVE" OR SOMETHING! LOL. SERIOUSLY, IF THEY CAN LET THOSE WALKING FIRE CROTCH BITCHES (BRITTANY, NICOLE, LINDSEY, AND PARIS)DO A DAY, 45 MINS. AND 3 WKS. IN JAIL, FOR A MORE SERIOUS CRIME..THEN KELIS SHOULD GET THE SAME PUNISHMENT(IF ANY)THAT THEY GOT!!

MORNING ERR'BODY!!!

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whats up SBW......... I like her too. Everybody want to run around and be a carbon copy of shyt. I would neva rock the stuff she does but I aplaud her for being ORIGINAL! And I definately applaud her for standing up for herself. If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything ....which is obvious alot of these teenagers (got to be) in here are doing by some of these comments I read! Whew!!!!! *************************************************

U KNOW I GOTTA COSIGN.....

as for her style shyt everybody came out with screaming tracks after kelis, "ring the alarm"..... i can go on for days....

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Hella please! Kelis ain't never been on...

She ain't fell off a nuthin. Bitch been sprawled out on the floor since day one $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

LMAO! Morning All.

lol at Vanilla_one, I agree, and she is beautiful and her last album was great.... but I like different stuff and every song on there sounds different.... she is very original...

BOOOORRRIIING

FUK KELIS' MUSTY SCREAMING AZZ!!!

C

yeah i b gettng mad when i don't c my name 2....LOL i try to shout everybody out. u know they don't go for just Hey y'all...LOL He shouldn't b, i need some and he's not around. i need dik on a regular...LOL

SBW shes original awwight originally wack than a muthafuka

Oh well.

What the hell happened to this chick? She looked good when she was shakin her milkshake but now a MESS.

LOL at C, u know we'll cyber choke u.

I think she doing the chicken dance in the pic

LOL at Kingsolo with a soda on the side

I see Fantasia's sporting a new hair color.

Indigo

Good Morning!

Kelis in jail?

how you doing this morning allegria

wtf...did britney go 2 jail for running over the pauv yet kelis goes for some stupid shyt? wow. wtf.

Kingsolo she doing that dance Ashley Simpson did on SNL when she got caught lip-syncing

What happend with this story? I don't remember anything about this - incidentally, since ALL of MTO's "inside source" turn out to mean ZILCH, I"m not buyin that either!

She's a gossip, she'll tell your business, she knows the business, she'll cuss yo azz out and invite you back for dinner... she's a mean ole beyotch... she's Miss Pearl!

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@C & Standard

I'm not mad at anybody at all!

CHH CHH CHH CHH

Hi EVERYONE!! I don't care about any of these stories today. I have the FLU everyone. I'm SICK!!! :(

what's that pinklici the hoe down

hey

ReeReeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee awwwww your sick? feel better!

@ STANDARD!!!

GO TO COMMUNITY NEWS

@Kingsolo...EXACTLY!

@Crafty...you exclusivist muthfukka!!!

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Hi EVERYONE!! I don't care about any of these stories today. I have the FLU everyone. I'm SICK!!! :(

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DONT GIVE MY COMPUTER A VIRUS (LOL).

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@Kingsolo...EXACTLY!

@Crafty...you exclusivist muthfukka!!! ..................................................................................................................................................

ABOUT TO ADD YOU IN BABY, SORRY!

Ok, let's see who I pi/ss off this morning with forgetting someone in roll call:

Standard DaddiesPrincess Allegria Prettylatina vanilla C BKR Blackraspberry TTD SBW mabeline blackdaddy E2M smurf tanto pink official D-Jizzle ReeRee minx

What up people? Watch, I probably forgot about 5 names and will be cussed out royally over the next 6 or 7 comments :) You have to admit, I remembered a lot of names, even some that haven't even logged on yet. lol.

*air kissing ReeRee* Hey girl...sorry but I don't want that s/hit

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YALL GO TO CN TO READ CRAFTY'S LIL STORY! HE A MESS!

pinklici - you are engaged to D-jizzle lol!

Well done IMD! LOL What it do, Bruh?

*handing ReeRee some e-theraflu* now take that with some hot water you'll be better in no time

as long as u didnt forget my name Imiodigi11 lol

e-slapping the shyt out of allegria and running so she can't hit me back *screw u heifer* !

crafty i read the story and i loved it!

IMD- Hey sweetie nice list you have there lol!

MTO why am i repeating myself?

@ REE REE!

ABOUT TO ADD YOU BABY, SORRY!

@ pink

(taking a bow and waving to the crowd. lol.)

I'm good. Just trying to see what crazy sh*t is going on here today.

(not out of the woods yet, I know I forgot somebody in roll call.)

DP...so! I ain't dead.

Jizzle gets female attention on here all the time. I don't get mad as long as a bitch keep her distance. Minx is the only ho who act like she don't unnerstand that s/hit...LOL

@ SBW - as long as you were in there you were good huh? lol.

@ DaddiesPrincess - yes, women love me for my long...list. lol.

LADIES OF MTO!! To email this story to a friend enter email address here:

October 24, 2007. Posted by crafty.

October 23, 2007. Posted by crafty.

i woke up this morning and had CREAM and VANILLA with a splash of MOCHA in my coffee, turned on the tv and watched an old episode of the SMURFS (eastern STANDARD time). i called TANTO and ALLEGRIA on the phone trying to get one of them to cum over but they both declined talking bout they heard MINX spent the night (which was true),tinyTINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me and all she played was mike jones TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones, TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones.i had my chi-town baby SCARLETT fly in; i tried my best to freak her out but she kept telling me "i don't do things like that i'm DADDY'S PRINCESS".i went to the bronx where i met this PRETTYLATINA,it was OFFICIAL that i gave up my playas card cuz she was HELLA YELLA , but every now & then i cheated on her with this STRONG BLACK WOMAN whose pu$$y taste like BLACKRASPBERRY *************************************************

AWWWWW *bending over so crafty can get it*

LOL@IMD...you are so right. There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list"....LOL

@ REE REE!!

CHECK POST BABY!!

kelis crazy!

hey yall!!! (pinklici, standard, crafty, sbw, c, hella, IM) hope i didn't miss anyone...

HEYYY IMD!!

You know last night, you had people thinking I was crazy for laughing @ myself right?? After I left from reading your comment last night, I couldn't stop laughing cause I didn't expect that from you and I was playing the scene in my head and I swear I was laughing all the way home! lmaoo

*waving at mzarrogance*

its a conspiracy. all black artists are to be locked up by 2008

LADIES OF MTO!! To email this story to a friend enter email address here:

October 24, 2007. Posted by crafty.

October 23, 2007. Posted by crafty.

i woke up this morning and had CREAM and VANILLA with a splash of MOCHA in my coffee, turned on the tv and watched an old episode of the SMURFS (eastern STANDARD time). i called TANTO and ALLEGRIA on the phone trying to get one of them to cum over but they both declined talking bout they heard MINX spent the night (which was true),tinyTINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me and all she played was mike jones TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones, TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones.i had my chi-town baby SCARLETT fly in; i tried my best to freak her out but she kept telling me "i don't do things like that i'm DADDY'S PRINCESS".i went to the bronx where i met this PRETTYLATINA,it was OFFICIAL that i gave up my playas card cuz she was HELLA YELLA , but every now & then i cheated on her with this STRONG BLACK WOMAN REE REE whose pu$$y taste like BLACKRASPBERRY.

REE REE U HAVE POOR ATTENDANCE ON MTO THAT'S WHY YOU WASN'T MENTIONED! LOL *waving at vanilla and official*

Whats up Fam!

Hey IMDIO, that was great, better then mine

E2M u don't have time to b mad, u got work to do.

Crafty

I read it, u silly. it was cute though. check ur email

HEY EVERYBODY...NICE TRIBUTE CRAFTY!!!

ROTFFLMAOOOO @ CRAFTYY!!!

THAT WAS SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!

crafty we finna have issues put ReeREee name somewhere else i want my own damn identity I DONT WANT TO BE NO DAMN ADJECTIVE!

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LOL@IMD...you are so right. There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list"....LOL

************************************************* lmao never have truer words been spoken!

lol @ Pinklici your right girl engaged does not mean dead

IMD- Is that a fact?

@ official - what up ma?

@ mzarrogance - how are you? See, now you making me feel bad. You remembered me in your list and I forgot you in mine :( My bad...my bad.

OFFICIAL (IN MY DOUGHBOY VOICE FROM BOYZ IN THE HOOD)

WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE???

YOU CAN'T SPEAK CHICKA?? LOL HEYYYYY

Hey ReeRee***keeping my distance, ain't tryna catch no e-flu)

Hey Offical MZARRG

sorry OFFICIAL- special shoutout.

@ crafty - thanks for leaving me out! LOL but i understand i'm only here for minutes at a time :-(

HEY OFFICIAL....*looking around for Allegria*

nevermind!

hey official!

what was crafty video about...I'm about to go look.

@ IM - it's all good.

@ vanilla - I was over here laughing just as hard. lol. I'm mad he was logging off as I was writing it. I had plenty more for dat ass too. He better not come at me wrong today. lol.

official,blackraspberry hey ladies

Pinklici

There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list

****************************************** guri u ain't neva lied about nuthin in ur life...LOL

also, if anyone here lives in or is from southern cali, my prayers are with you!!!

HEY DADDIESPRINCESS

@ IMd YOU FORGOT ME...

BUENO?

@ pink - I can't vouch for other men and their lists but I definitely get repeat readers for mine. lol.

@ DaddiesPrincess - yup, it's all factual. lol.

@MZARRG

i co-sign, its like 12-13 fires out there.

I can't find my man!

And Minx ain't here either!

*searching my purse for my .22*

hey cream how are you today?

sup official

IMD - I like an honest man with a long....uhh list lol!

hey D-jizzle!

LOL at Pinklici

Please don't catch a case

@ CREAM!!!

WHAT YOU DOING?

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i just read this pink and i'm LMAO!!

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Kingsolo she doing that dance Ashley Simpson did on SNL when she got caught lip-syncing

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you stuuuuuuuuupid!!

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LMAOOOO I REMEMBER HER DOING THAT SILLY ASS "SHUCK & JIVE" DANCE!!LMAOOO

HEY SBW..I MISSED YOU WAVING @ ME!

IMD..I DOUBT IT, IF HE GO BACK AND READ HE AINT COMING @ U SIDEWAYS TODAY!! LOL

Hey DP, at work NOT wanting to be....lol

@ standard - i'm going out there to work friday. it's so sad.

@ Cream6969 - (shattering the glass bowl on the floor) damn, Damn, DAMN!!!!! How could I forget you? I'm sorry.

@ official - I know ma, your stories about the work place have me a little concerned lately. I used to have a job like that years ago and it's too much stress. I need peace in my life. Not to mention you have a gang hit out on you. lol.

@Crafty...Playing with my fingers

OFFICIAL

GO TO YESTERDAY'S POST ON AL ROKER!

DADDIES P

BUENO!!! COMO ESTAS??

LMAO @ IMD!!

lmao at pinklici but SBS don't have no money to bail your ass out ESPECIALLY FOR NOT KILLING ANOTHER SISTER! LOL

Vanilla_one

Guys don't ebeef like we do, i'm sure that was entertaining, it would b even better if they was shirtless covered in baby oil in some jeans and timbs showing that V print

lol@pink

gurl u better go check the treehouse..! he probably got her bent over a tree stomp! lol

@ official - nah, no beef. Me and BKR always go back and forth cracking jokes on each other. He's a cool ass dude. I said some wild sh*t to him yesterday and C, PL, vanilla and mabeline were laughing at him.

@Standard...Damn, I can just picture that for some reason

@ CREAM!!!

GOT SOMETHING U CAN PLAY WITH(AND ITS BIGGER THAN YOUR FINGERS) LOL.

Cream u live by crafty why havent u got at that????

she look like she a ghetto bustdown

Awwwww CRAFTY....that was too cute!

**this n1ggas [EXPLETIVE] pass is good for two more weeks**

GOOD MORNING YALL!!! ANY LUCK ON FINDING NEW MEAT??? (For y'all of course, cuz I got NASTY for that)

LMBAO @ SBW, now if it was the b1tch Dolly, we bail her out and have a party with some strippers

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I can't find my man!

And Minx ain't here either!

*searching my purse for my .22* ***************

GIRL sit cho ass down. I'm sure he has a perfectly good explanation (besides the ones I left in his pocket).

Naw I'm kidding. I haven't seen him.

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DADDIES P

BUENO!!! COMO ESTAS?? ************************************************* muy bien- official is that right? lol!

@Blackrasp...Going for "respectable" approach....lol but, this Weekend might be it!!!!

@ DaddiesPrincess - (hand on the bible, under oath) I tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. lol.

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Awwwww CRAFTY....that was too cute!

**this n1ggas [EXPLETIVE] pass is good for two more weeks**

GOOD MORNING YALL!!! ANY LUCK ON FINDING NEW MEAT??? (For y'all of course, cuz I got NASTY for that)

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I THOUGHT MY PASS WAS GOOD FOR TWO MORE WEEKS?

LMAO @ BLACKRASP AND STANDARD!!

STANDARD THAT WOULD BE VERYYYY ENTERTAINING!(*SINGING* MMMM GOOD, MMM GOOD, THAT'S WHAT CAMPBELL'S SOUP BE..MMM GOOD!! LOL)

lmao @ lysia!

hey minx

lol@cream i know thats right..tell us all the details when u do!!

Fukk a Crafty! I keep checking your lil story in CN and you ain't changed it to include me yet. So what if I have a man? I'm part of the SBS.

Watch me compose a CN story about the third legged men of MTO and leave your ass out! See how you like that s/hit.

Cream

i'm so picturing to sexy ass dude wrestling with no shirts on, str8 bodyslaming each other, like some WWE type [EXPLETIVE] with just the right build, not that over the top muscular looking dudes. i'm thinking more like football without the uniforms

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Ok BKR you did. All the people in my head huh? How about one of my personalities that know ya vending machine ass is really leaving just to get some snacks. Or is it my other personality that knows that your 12 year old ass got a book report due, not for you, but for the dude that punks ya ass everyday in class and slaps the sh*t out of the back of your neck until you give up ya lunch money. If you need help getting your dignity back young one, you know where me and all of my personalities are. lol.

*************************************************

ROTFLMAO[SPAM]!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF HAPPENED?

DAMN RIGHT STANDARD AND OFFICIAL!

did any of you see spike lee's documentary on katrina?

Oh please, just because the prosecutor asks for it doesn't mean the judge will impose it. You hardly ever see anyone go to jail for disorderly conduct.

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@Blackrasp...Going for "respectable" approach....lol but, this Weekend might be it!!!! .................................................................................................................................................... YEAHHHHHHH!!! **DOING JUMPING JACKS,STRETCHING,PUSH-UPS**

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Cream

i'm so picturing to sexy ass dude wrestling with no shirts on, str8 bodyslaming each other, like some WWE type [EXPLETIVE] with just the right build, not that over the top muscular looking dudes. i'm thinking more like football without the uniforms

*************************************************

FUK BODY SLAMMING EACH OTHER BODY SLAM ME! LOL

LMAO AT PINKLICI!

@Blackrasp...oh yea, I WILL!!!

brb

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MAMACITA-back that azz up, ho, I"M the light skinned, passe blanc chick with "good" long dark hair who will drop the $700 Louis V Speedy(case you didn't know, the biggest)kick of my Giuseppe Zanotti's and whoop your muthafukn azz like you stole somethin....Bi.tch I laughs at you broke, tore down wannabe ebay buying, mto typing, no-life having skanks...B.itch if you died and came back you STILL couldn't be me....AND the multi-personality hoe Smurfberry Crunch, you tired hoe seeking to see peoples private parts on the net...HOW TIRED IS THAT? you can't get a real live man so you rely on Cyber sex, you pitiful bum bi.tch....Now thats the read for the day...OUT Biaatcheess!!!!! **********************

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Fasten yall seatbelts cuz imma bout to let it rip on MR. Voodoolady!! You say you have "good hair"? What is it sewn or glued? You say you'll put down your LV speedy bag(the big one)? You dumb ass fake ass wanna be fly ass b!tch,its called the SPEEDY 30. Anybody who really has one would know that and it costs exactly $535 from the LV store not e-bay you corn muffin head b!tch. You say you'll kick off your Giuseppe's? Where you hear that one? Oh let me guess Beyonce right!!! Kick them off and do what? And is it just me or did your punk ass run and hide till we all signed off to come back wit this bullsh!t? *******************

ANYBODY CATCH THIS SH1T YESTERDAY???

I haven't mzarrogance, is it on dvd or something? I remember when he came to Florida State man that shyt was beyond pack you would have thought he was the pope!

@ PINKLICI!!

I'M WORKING ON IT NOW BABY

official- Thank you blackdaddy is not the only one who was watching Dora lol!

hey!!!

obx creams big craft hella sbw standard vanilla minx

errbody else brasp

minx i just saw that lol on the other post when I was reading bkryn and Imiodigi11 lil fued

@CRAFTY - **whispering** shush n1gga, his ass is prolly round the corner or sumn...

**talking back in my regular tone, but 5 decibels higher so that people can hear me**

And for that matter, I will no longer be giving up the [EXPLETIVE] to you. I must remain monogomous. I'm back at home now.

DP I HATE FUKIN DORA LOL THAT BYTCH GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES!!!! LOL

Vanilla

Gurl i'm daydreaming like sh1t right now. i need a cigarette now...LOL

MZARRG Good Luck, its crazy out there

@ official - seriously, some crazy sh*t gets said on here everyday, but that was the wildest by far. Dolly was claiming her set on MTO. My jaw touched the floor. I had one of those laughs where the shoulders were shaking and everything. lol.

lmbao @ mamacita and voodoo lady going at it now that's entertainment!

I agree sosincere. She should stand up for herself. She is not going to jail. The courts are mad because she has a real lawyer, who is doing the job. She has every right to depose all the police officers she wants. It is called pre-trial discovery. MTO your sources are wack. I am about to do a search and see who owns this site, so I can spread some rumors abou you.

@ sbw - i asked b.c the black woman who snapped throughout all four parts works in the ATL airport. she is sooo cool and down to earth. i had to give her my respect for speaking the truth and not sugar coating a thing in that movie. i also liked what she had to say to bush's momma.

@ hella - it's cool! i still have those cookies... the breakfast of champions! LOL

SBW!!

quit hatin on dora da explora,she raw

SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

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@ official - seriously, some crazy sh*t gets said on here everyday, but that was the wildest by far. Dolly was claiming her set on MTO. My jaw touched the floor. I had one of those laughs where the shoulders were shaking and everything. lol.

************************************************* LMAO!

sbw- lmao (come on vamonos everybody lets go) but you like spongebob right?

@ D-JIZZLE!!

WHATS UP!!

whoever is arguing w. voodoo, let her know that passe blanc and lightskinned is the same thing. furthermore, using that term is sooo slave mentality! just saying...

@Minx...I caught that s/hit last night @ home but I don't comment on MTO nonsense when I'm in "Mommy and Wifey" mode.

MZARROGANCE: I have to look into that i love documentaries

DP HELL YEAH SPONGEBOB KEEPS IT REAL! "IM READY IM READY" LOL

OFFICIAL NOW U KNOW I HAD TO CPY AND PASTE LOL

Ok. I'm back!!! Thanks everyone who wished me well. Ya'll had to notice that I left early yesterday!!

@Crafty: That's what's up?

@SBW: I've been on more than you. At least when I come on, I comment. Oh yeah, thanks for being my adjective!!! lol

**side note** Did anyone watch Girlfriends on Monday?

Let me ask yall a question??? HAVE ANY OF YOU BITCHES EVER GOT THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD!! FUK NO! CAUSE YOU DONT DO NO FUKING WORK!!!lol

CRAFTY - are you going to edit your dedication?

hey djizzle!!!

damn SBW you just had to go pull that damn post back up with IMD, *there goes my coffee spitting out on the keyboard from laughing* OMFG!!loll

minx yeah I seen that post last night when I was logging off!! lmaoo

lol@official oh damn my fault homey....do the treep stomp! lol

@ D-JIZZLE!!

YOU SEE THAT DUMB ASS NI99A (JENA 6) SHOWING OFF ALL THE MONEY THAT PEOPLE PUT UP TO HELP HIS DUMB ASS?

lmao @ D-jizzle Back pack Back pack

OMG i blame this on my niece lol! (knowing damn well i watch Dora on my own i am so ashamed)

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CRAFTY - are you going to edit your dedication? .........................................................

WORKING ON IT NOW

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Let me ask yall a question??? HAVE ANY OF YOU BITCHES EVER GOT THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD!! FUK NO! CAUSE YOU DONT DO NO FUKING WORK!!!lol .................................................................................................................................................

YOU CRAZY GIRL!!

crafty I better be on that damn dedication they talking bout! lol

DP

I love Dora and Diego(come on vamonos everybody lets go, come on let's stick to it I know that we can do it!) lol

but yeah SBW Spongebob is my dude and I love Squidward grumpy ass!! lol

lol @ sbw yeah spongebob is the man uuh sponge uhh man whateva!

official- Dora is very informative lol!

lmao @ blackraspberry

@IMDIOG - Man, that sh1t was FUNNY AS HELL!! I forgot how funny it was until just now. LOL!

LOL at SBW girl i love being rough, throw me across the room with some power.

@ B-RASP!!

YOU DID'NT SEE YOUR NAME??

CRAFT NAW I DIDNT SEE IT BRA,WHERE THEY WAS SHOWIN IT AT??

DADDIES P DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER!!!(MUSIC DUM DUM DUM DA DUM)!!!

WHERE ARE WE GOING?? TO PLAY WHERE ARE WE GOING?? YOU CAN SUM SUM SUM!!!

DA DA DA DORA DA DA DA DOR DA DA DORA DA DA DA DORA SWIPER NO SWIPIN SWIPER NO SWIPIN!!

Okay, can we stop talking about these wacky ass addicting kid cartoons.

If you really wanna talk about some cartoons, what about Family Guy? King of the Hill? Hilarious.

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SBW!!

quit hatin on dora da explora,she raw

SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

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LMAO!! I'm embarassed that you know this!!lol

@ JIZZLE!!

GO TO COMMUNITY NEWS

errybody laughing their ass off but nobody said they ever received the damn award!!! yeah like i thought...proceed to doing nothing people! lmao!

vanilla - swiper no swiping lol!

ReeRee- i watched Girlfriends on monday Mya might lose her baby

*flippin Ree REe the bird*

crafty i seen that, but what he doing is neither here or there, him being prosecuted over some bullshyt is still wrong

AND I WILL LIKE TO GIVE A BIG FUK U SHOUT OUT TO DORA AND ALL HER FANS OFFICIAL AND DP LOL

VANILLA: when I read that I damn there pist my clothes laughing so hard that goes down in the book lol

hellz no blackraspberry! lol

MINX FAMILY GUY IS MY SHYT HAVE U BEEN ON MY PROFILE AND WATCH STEWIE KICKING THE DOG ASS! LMAO

'WHERE'S MY MONEY" "U GOT MY MONEY" LOL

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CRAFT NAW I DIDNT SEE IT BRA,WHERE THEY WAS SHOWIN IT AT??

DADDIES P DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER!!!(MUSIC DUM DUM DUM DA DUM)!!!

WHERE ARE WE GOING?? TO PLAY WHERE ARE WE GOING?? YOU CAN SUM SUM SUM!!!

DA DA DA DORA DA DA DA DOR DA DA DORA DA DA DA DORA SWIPER NO SWIPIN SWIPER NO SWIPIN!! ************

I'm literally screaming and pulling my hair out

Who still watching Nick? How old are you guys?

Bring back thundercats HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DORA THE WHORA SUCKS

@DaddiesPrincess: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking and it's all that bitches fault for not listening to Darnell.

@SBW: Watch where you sticking that finger. I might like it.

BRING BACK NINJA TURTLES!!

AND CAPTAIN PLANET

EARTH! FIRE! WIND!! WATER! HEART!!

GOOOOOOOOO PLANET!! (MUSIC DUM DUM DUM!!)

WHEN YOUR POWERS COMBINE I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!

@ minx!!!

family guy is the sh!t**(i'll agree with anything you say because i want to fu@k you doggie style)

@ minx - I told you to stop yesterday when you commented on it. LMAO!!!

@ D-Jizzle - I'm not even sure what to say to you right now for ya Dora comments. lol.

lmao @ D-jizzle

minx- you know you watch Dora girl...i keep hearing about how funny family guy is i have to catch that sometime

blackrasp- I have when i worked at uh...ummm....I thought you said this was new meat day?

@KING - I second that motion!!

crafty i got a story about a dude that killed somebody where is the other story???

DP GO TO MY PROFILE AND WATCH THE VIDEO CLIP THAT SHYT WILL HAVE U IN TEARS LOL

LMAO AT SMURF!

@Smurf: I knew your ass would catch my comment. Smooches boo!!

Ok, I admit it. I WATCH South Park!! I love those raunchy little bastards!!!

@DJIZZLE - Awww sh1t! CAPTAIN PLANET was the SH!T!!!

@EVERYBODY - Okay then, what about GHOSTWRITER on PBS with the lil smart black boy? How was it that they wrote so perfectly??? I used to love the FUKK outta that show.

And WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?? Where is that b1tch??

Okay, what about SMALL WONDER with the lil robot girl???

Thundercats was the bomb my brother use to have the sword and everything he never let me touch it lol!

@ReeRee- yeah he kept telling her to take it easy and all she was worried about is that damn book

sbw- swiper no swiping!

LMAOA MINX "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO" LOL I USE TO LOVE THAT SHOW!

@ smurf - that's right girl, I got you. lol.

@ DP - I'm not gonna front, I watch Girlfriends and the Game. Maya was pis/sing me off in that last episode.

DP PUT YOUR FACE TO THE SCREEN IM FINNA SLAP THE SHYT OUT OF YOU LOL NOW SWIPE THAT LOL

I so wanted to f the leopard chick. I don't care if she was a cartoon or not.

thanks mr. crafty *blows kiss, not trying to offend anyone, lol

sorry u guys. i'm old skool - flinstones, tom & jerry, scooby doo

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Who still watching Nick? How old are you guys?

Bring back thundercats HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I know that's right cause you could not tell me, I wasn't SHETARA!!!LMAOO

BUT MY OLD SKOOL CARTOON HAD TO BE WOODY WOODPECKER..LOL

@REE REE - I watch SOUTH PARK too, unfortunately. I was up watching it last n1ght.

@EVERYBODY - Notice that these new anime and Japanese cartoons got these super sexy characters in them?? The female heroes booty be jiggling, bil ol titt1es with the cleavage showing be bouncing up and down when they fighting.....WTF?

Yeah enough with the Dora sh1t. I already gotta deal with the sh1t for Xmas. I ask my niece(she's 4) what she want and she said if it ain't Dora i don't want it. This little witch is 4yrs old

dam yall didnt hear all that screaming! me and freds asz just for into a fight or more like a tussle that gay asz niga was tugging all at my clothes, pulling my hair. He didnt wanna let me on cuz im looking for this hella yalla bitch wondering what the fuk she was talking about on the al roker thread! (looking at my skirt) fred got my shyt all twisted. i cant beleive yall didnt hear him screaming like damon wayans on im gonna get ya suka. where is this bitch today why didnt yall torture this bitch till she came correct.

Kingsolo uh huh seen yo asz too. I cant leave for 1 dam day. i cant even trust you when im outta town. you trying to get clit pics and shyt. (bending over in my skirt pantiless) youre going to miss this and your tussin bottle is running real low.

craft i like that real clever. im gonna get it tattoo on my ankle in old english letters

official good looking on the 3rd party comments mi amiga por vida (hugging you real tight) youre still alive!!! i forgot you were supposed to be MIA

POWER RANGERS!!

ITS MORPHIN TIME!!

ZACK:MASTADON! KIMBERLY:PTARADACTEL! BILLY:TRICEROTOPS! TRINI:SABORTOOTH TIGER! JASON:TYRANOSOROUS! TOMMY:WHITE TIGER!!

GO GO POWER RANGERS HI YAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAH!!

did y'all check your e-mail about the story i sent, dude said when he entered the room she was sleep so he jacked off on her. thwy said he killed her.

DRAWN TOGETHER & FAMILY GUY ARE BY FAR THE FUNNIEST TOONS ON TV NOW.LOL

HELLO TO ALL.

lol @ sbw okay girl i will

minx - I remember all of those damn shows i use to love small wonder and they never did find carmen

OSAMA BIN LADEN is at his home on his computer watching Kelis chase undercover police and prostitutes! lol

I like Kelis, I think she's funny! I hope she doesn't have to do time, she just made a very foolish mistake. lol

I know it must have looked hilarious to onlookers especially if Kelis was dressed like that picture above because then she would have looked like a prostitute! lol

Okay I'm not going to laugh anymore but I just keep picturing Kelis in high heels running down the street in one of those short dresses chasing some undercover cop! lol

Okay it's her right to be judged by a jury of her peers if that's what she wants. She has a right to have a trial, she doesn't have to plea out the case, however she just might get more time,(lol)especially if the jury feels that she is wasting taxpayer's time and money.

Oh yes and her lawyer is not doing anything wrong. He is representing his client the way she wishes to be represented. I am sure he has communicated with Kelis and explain the pros and cons of taking this risk with a jury so that she could make an informed decision regarding her attorney's representation.

Well if she has to do time she should look pretty good in that orange jumpsuit and flip-flops.

WHAT UP BLACKDADDY N SMURPHY!!!

she aint gone do no jail time.

@ minx!!!

whats "clover g's"" lil flip always says that?

SmurfetteSmurf D JIZZLE WHAT UP?

WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT THAT VOLTRON ?

VANILLA: NOW THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT TOM AND JERRY BUGS BUNNY ROAD RUNNER WOODY WOOD PECKER THOSE WHERE MY CARTOONS LOL

LMAO AT ALLEGRIA! YOU BETTA WHOOPED HIS ASS AND REPRESENTED FOR SBS LOL

@Blackrasp...I got Employee of the month 2 months straight..........but that was before I found MTO....lolol

@SMURF - No, not really!!! SERIOUSLY! LOL

My lil brother was at my house one Saturday morning, and he watching em. I was like "these new cartoons are too damn complicated". He was like, "yeah, they be kinda stupid, but she fine though." And he laughed. And I looked at the hoe on the cartoon, and true enough, the b1tch WAS fine!!!

@mamacita!!

HEY LADY!!!

who remembers GEM that was my cartoon

lmao @ sbw damn not so hard

IMD- I watch both shows and yes Mya was getting on my nerves and so was jone

Dennis the Menace Heathcliff Speed Racer Chilly Willy

CRAFT

CLOVER G'S IS LIL FLIP WACK ASS GROUP

MAMACITA: are u spanish? what's your race? your screen name is interesting

mamacita

Hey whats up?

@ BLACKDADDY!!

WHAT UP!!

Minx

Yeah they even got hips and sh1t. Wearing belly shirts, halters top and mini skirts

Vanilla_One Tom & Jerry and Bugs Bunny was my sh1t.

@BRASP - I had it before too, but yeah, not working here, and DEFINITELY before MTO. I'm still cold with my skills though!

lmao at mnx they do be sexy!!!! lol yal ever seen the insurance commercial with the cartooon character lil mama is thick! lol

@ JIZZLE!!

(LOL).

Allegria baby I DIDN'T DO IT.

E-LOVE BABY

hey smurf,allegria and blackdaddy

*BRB*

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@Blackrasp...I got Employee of the month 2 months straight..........but that was before I found MTO....lolol ................................................................................................................................................

WHAT YOU GONE FIND THIS SAT?

heading out to run errands brb so please dont talk tooo damn much i hate catching up lol

@ MINX!!!

WHERES SCARFACE????

HEY MAMACITA & D JIZZLE

@MAMACITA...I C YOU GOT WITH THAT HO...YOU GO GURL!!!

sup smurf

(backhanding dijizzle) sit yo powerranger asz down! (looking djizzle up & down)and where and the hell did you get that power ranger outfit!!

Bladckdaddy you start speaking spanish again and im gonna drop kick your asz into steve harveys post and youll have to look at that funny looking kid of his all day

CRAFTY'S SUPRISE PACKAGE!!!

lol@sbw

crafty what was the title of the movie u sent?

@ SMURF!!!

YOU READ THAT ARTICLE THAT I LEFT YOU?

wateva she looks slutty in dis pix and m keen on splashing some milk ova her face.......

www.myspace.com/buckcherry02

LOL at SBW getting to the bottom of things quick

@minx: I loved Small Wonder too!!! Vicki was the robots name. What about the nosey ass neighbor that was always snooping around??

@DP and IMD: Maya was [EXPLETIVE] me off too. The book was gonna suck anyway. Now her ass really got something to write about!!!

@minx: Did you see the southpark when Stan's dad Randy was on Wheel of Fortune? That was one of the funniest episodes ever.

@KING - CHILLY WILLY WAS THE SH!T!!!

@CRAFTY - HES FROM A PART OF HTOWN CALLED CLOVER LAND, AND HE JUST BE REFERRING TO HIM AND ALL HIS N!GGAS.

LMAO @ ALLEGRIA - Wait, I didn't know that was supposed to be about you???? Did it??? Can we can let the muthafukking show begin NOW!

@ B-RASP!!!

THEY PLAYING WITH YOU I NEVER SENT A MOVIE

@ SBW - do you remember the Tom and Jerry where the dude would pop the string on his guitar and take one of Tom's whiskers, string his guitear back up and he would sing:

Froggy went a courtin' he did ride cr cr crambooooo Froggy went a courtin' he did ride a sword and a pistol by his side. cr cr crambooooo

LMAO!!!!! That was the hottest song out at the time. LOL.

@ CREAM6969!!!

MAGNUMS???

@ SMD!!

WHATS GOOD PLAYA??

@IMd....That was one of my FAVORITES!!!! Funny as Hell!!!

KINGSOLO

HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT MY DUDE CHILLY WILLY!!

DP I REMEMBER GEM..SHE USED TO TOUCH HER EARRINGS AND CHANGE CLOTHES!! LOL

WHAT ABOUT JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS!! LOL

MAMADUKE HECKEL & JECKEL

crafty Flag post

@ MINX!!!

WHERES SCARFACE????

@Crafty...YES SIR!!!

UNDER DOG WAS THE SH!T

@ CREAM!!!

69?

@Crafty...WE'LL TALK....lol

@ CREAM!!!

(LOL).

CREAM HELLO!!

I AM THE BLACK RANGER!!!

PINK ***SINGING*** GIRL I LUUBB YOU,I LUUBB YOU

Hello my old boo..I just responded..

crafty why the fuk yall playing! had me searching for a damn movie! lol

What's up mamacita??

Hey SMD?? What it is???

I loved Roadrunner and Tweety. What about Speedy Gonzales? Ya'll remember that fast little muthafu@ka???

ALOT OF WORK 2 DO TODAY, I'LL HOLLA BACK.

lol@ brasp!!!

Keep looking!! hahaha

ALLEGRIA OW!!! THAT HURT!!!

IM SWOOP KICK YO ASS LIKE THEY DO ON MORTAL KOMBAT

peace out crafty!!

IMD do you remember the episode on Tom & Jerry when Tom was feeling that female cat and he used to get all riled up!

he sang her that song:

Is you is, or is you aint my babyyy!!!lmaooo

and remember the one when Tom couldn't get with Jerry so he had to call his three cousins and they came marching in with they sweaters and their hats hanging over their eyes! lol

LMAO @ DJIZZLE

PEACE OUT CRAFT

REEREE!!! I TOLD EM WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO TELL EM YESTERDAY,HE SAID YOU NEED TO GO TO THE CLINIC LOL

SWOOOOOP KICK!!

(vanessa williams singing in the background)

Oooooo Oooooo Oooooooh, Iiiiii, Iiiiiii, I got work to dooooo. I got work to do, I got a job babe.

Check back later.

fuk u ree ree! lol yall bitches play too much!

official djizzle dik & balls are showing! and why are the pants stopping at his knees i loved gem truly outrageous!!! and were the misfits were gonna getcha!!!

what about felix the cat

minx i dont know what that fake bitch was talking about but i clare if it was me (country talk) im gonna put a foot print in her back bone

king i know it wasnt you! (on the phone with nextel disconnecting you blackberry)

D-Jizzle: Are you serious? I knew that wasn't no natural itch?? What did he give me?

What ya'll know about "Silver Hawks"!

@ vanilla - couldn't log off before I finished the song...

is you is, or is you ain't my baby maybe baby's, found somebody new skeeba dublop do dee dee LMAO!!!

I lu you too boo!

Did you take another one of BRASP's X pills? You acting kinda manic?

Fuk is this Cartoon Network???? I do not like cartoons....I like the Proud Family though.

excuse me pink??? one of Brasp X pills? WTF is that? I dont do pills....i only do that good green ya dig! I think he overdosed on those E pills you had in your purse! lol

lol@official drag the bitch around like a rag doll...u stoopid!

allegria i'm leaking our sex tape on MTO. everyone is going to see your tatas so stop playing. you know you luv me

Another thing on Dora the Whora:

I think boots was knocking dora's boots

Voltron was my sh!t.

i'm sick SMD!!! I need some doctoring!!!! :(

BRASP who was that gave him a pill at my party last Friday, huh? When he was crumpin on the hood of your car.

PINK BABY CRAFTY GOT ME HIGH OFF SOME CHRONIC,I CANT FEEL MA FACE!!!

SW[SPAM]OOP KICK!!

HEY SMD...WHAT UP DOE...lol

OH SH!T VOLTRON IS MY NIG/GA THAT GAME WAS OFF DA CHAIN!!

WHAT UP SMD!!

LMAO@DJ

ALLEGRIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEEP TALKIN BOUT MY YOUNG BLACK RANGER OUT FIT!

(CHARLIE MURPHY VOICE)

IMA STICK THESE SIZE 13 GATORS UP YA ASS AND SHOW YA INSIDES SOME STLYE!

LMAO@DJIZZLE

mamacita i peeped that shiit too and who gives a fuk about what bag you put down and what shoes you take off you still gonna get dragged around like a rag doll so what's your fukin point?? ************

OFFICIAL....you stupid.

Allegria went into hidding when i mentioned the sex tape. She calling Nextel right now and telling them there was a mix up and to reconnect my shyt. All is good in the hood again

hey SMD!! ****************

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@ vanilla - couldn't log off before I finished the song...

is you is, or is you ain't my baby maybe baby's, found somebody new skeeba dublop do dee dee LMAO!!!

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LMAOO @ YOU FOR KNOWING THE WHOLE SONG!!

LOL@ OFFICIAL "THE UNTOUCHABLES" LMAO

Where's IMdiogi11?

PINK

WHEN I GIVE YOU SOME YOU ROCK YO STILLETTOS AND IMA ROCK MA GATORS WITH NO SOCKS SO I CAN SLIDE AROUND THE HARDWOOD FLOORS WHILE ATTCKIN THE PUS/SY

LOL@MINX...true dat. Matter of fact it might even be more fun to beat down a rich bitch and tear her expensive s/hit to shreds....LOL

GOT CLASS HOLLA AT YALL LATA

Hey NASTY.

Bye DJIZZLE...ol' silly n1gga! LOL

@PINK - That was what OFFICIAL wrote. That b1tch is stupid. lol

@Smurf: Damn, you didn't even give me a chance to reply to my good friend SMD before you tried to blow up the spot!!! FIRST of all, we're not cheating. I told him I was sick and needed a doctor. I could've sworn he was a doctor and that's why I told him that. SECOND, as you can see, he's busy right now tryna get his baby moms back so his office is closed. THIRD, it looks like YOU'RE the only one tryna cheat!! I'm telling BRASP!!!

CRAFTY DP IMD

WHAT UP?

Dam these mo fos here at work keep f--kin with me They need to now how to do they own job and stop asking me for hepl.lol

@ A MARIA

HEY AMOR DE I LAS MUJERES LATINAS PIENSO QUE GATITO SON LA BOMBA ASÍ QUE TENGO QUE APRENDER IT.LOL

lol! ladies...we trying to work it out again...you know how it be when u beef wit your babyfather! can't live wit em and can't live wit out em.... sorry Ree Ree. lol

@Brasp: Check it out!!

SmurfetteSmurf Flag Post

@suckmydick Flag post

if u gonna cheat on my girl ,it better be wit ME!!

HEEEEY!

CLASS IS IN THE COMPUTER LAB TODAY,KOOL AND DA GANG!!

Jizzle if you calm your high ass down we could do this right now...I'm wearing heels!

*unbuttoning my jacket*

HEY OFFICIAL

D-Jizzle & Pinklici in the computer lab. i'm gonna peek in to catch a look at pinks ass

DJizzle: Is your ass still in high school!! i feel like a damn pedophile talking to you about me and crafty!!!

**LOOKIN EXCITE***

OKAY LETS GO!!

(RIPS TEAR AWAY SWEAT PANTS OFF WITH THE BUTTONS ON THE SIDE)

IM KEEPIN THE GATORS ON BABY

REEREE OBX

IN IN COLLEGE YOU GOOFS! I MAJOR IN SURGICAL TECHNOLOGY

@Smurf: see how you put your foot in your mouth!! I told brasp a while ago that I'm a changed woman and her man is off limits.

@Brasp: I lubb you girl, do you hear me? I lubb you!!! I would never try to take SMD from you!! But you better keep your eye on Smurf!! I think I should be telling Tanto what's up with her girl!

I'm in the mood for some Dolly today. Where the fukk is that wide load carrying ho? I know she listening....

Heeeerrree Puppy, puppy, puppy!

i'm right next to you smurf pass the popcorn. yawning and putting my arm around smurf

**IM IN**

Suuuuurrreee DJizzle: In real life, I'm a lawyer named Claire and my husband's name is Cliff. We have 5 beautiful children - Sandra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa and Rudy....

lmao

REEREE

IM DEAD SERIOUS,GO LOOK AT MY MYSPACE PAGE

Damn Smurf u too!!!

It dont matter cause he better put u in your place too! or we can't get back together...

Boo tell Smurf she can't suck yo dick! lol

**watching DJizzle and Pink feeling each other up while all the high school kids gather round**

Dizzle Jizzle: I'm just messing with you boy!!! I know you in college.

***running to tell his counselor he's on the computer playing instead of doing his work***

HA HA HA YALL ARE SOOOO FUNNY

REEREE WHY WOULD I MAKE THAT UP FOR?

lol@ree ree yall stoopid....what class they in?? special ed?lol

Thank You Official: ***patting myself on the back*** I try!!!

jizzle post your myspace address again!

YALL SO STEREO TYPICAL JUST LIKE WHITE FOLKS

"OH HE'S BLACK SO HE CANT GO TO SCHOOL TO BE A SURGICAL TECHNICIAN,HE'S ONLY GOOD AT BASKETBALL AND RAPPING"

YOU MUFFUGGAS

dont worry Smurf I'm letting her know...u jumping the fence looking for dick! lol

Smurf look at D-Jizzle he doing it all wrong. He still wet behind the ears. Shouting " PUT YO HIPS INTO IT NEGRO"

awight im back had to run to SC for some 2.63 gas.

Kingsolo i got your blackberry on a plan where im the only one that you can send and recive messages from! i though you said you erased those tapes!!! what about the one with us and that hawaiian girl. you so nasty i do luv you! come here.

official he dont have me shook he must of forgot i got 2 tapes with him one with a ball chain in his mouth and me with a la dodgers catchers uniform on and the 2nd with him tied up on the bed speaking cantonese!

King lum chom pou santwa lum sin yum yum!!

That's good Jizzle that you in school trying to be somebody foreal!!! shyt when u graduate and get that real money dont forget about me!!!! lol

Ok I'm back, what did I miss?

BRASP myspace.com/jiggyboi101

My brother-in-law is a scrub tech. They make a decent change.

didnt i tell yal asses not to talk so damn much lol

lmao at smd, blackraspberry and smurf drama lol but I think this is what smurf was talkin about? lol

ReeRee Flag post

i'm sick SMD!!! I need some doctoring!!!! :(

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blackraspberry better be careful.... keep your enimies close but your friends closer (i know i said it backwards! lol)

lol@king

jizzle fuking her like a rabbit! lol

LMAO at ree ree

dont forget me my name is BUUUUUDDDDD

Baby close the damn door. These fools clowning your sex game!

allegria hush!!! King is teaching Jizzle how to get into the [EXPLETIVE] the right way.

That's right Jizzle. Now move a little to the left. There ya gooo!!

**who wants soda and pass me the popcorn again. Oh yeah, I got twizzlers**

@ everyone - (reading up a bit) all of y'all are foul for coming at D-Jizzle like that. You bastards are mocking his words!!! Lol.

PINK

OH SH!T IM COMIN OH OH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAGH AGH!

SIIIIIIIIIKE I AINT DONE YET HAH HA HA GET UP YO TURN!

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That's good Jizzle that you in school trying to be somebody foreal!!! shyt when u graduate and get that real money dont forget about me!!!! lol

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DAMN BYTCH I JUST GRADUATED (not really it was this past april lol) AND I DIDNT GET A KUDOS FROM U AND U MY BLOOD E FAM! WTF? *rolling eyes acting like a big ass baby hating on djizzle lol*

PINK

OH SH!T IM **CUMMIN** OH OH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAGH AGH!

SIIIIIIIIIKE I AINT DONE YET HAH HA HA GET UP YO TURN!

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djizzle that is so not true.. stereotypical is one word.. and you wonder why they dont believe!! LMAO.. just kidding you know we lubb you

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ROTFLMAO KICKING MY HEELS AND ALL DAMN U BEAT ME TO IT LOL....

LOOK AT DJIZZLE MAKING THOSE DAMN FACES UGGGH LOL DAMN FIVE MINUTES WENT BY QUICK! LOL

MANE I KNOW STEREOTYPICAL ONE WORD FUCC YALL! LOL

YOU KNOW WE BE USING SLANG TERMS DAMMIT!

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didnt i tell yal asses not to talk so damn much lol

lmao at smd, blackraspberry and smurf drama lol but I think this is what smurf was talkin about? lol

ReeRee Flag post

i'm sick SMD!!! I need some doctoring!!!! :(

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blackraspberry better be careful.... keep your enimies close but your friends closer (i know i said it backwards! lol) *************************************************

SBW: You worst then Smurf. All I said was I need some doctoring. He's a doctor damnit!!! You just be content on being my ADJECTIVE!!! lmao

@DJizzle: It's ok baby. I believe you but I couldn't resist. You was like, Gotta go to class and then like 5 min later you were in the computer lab. Sounds like when someone changes classes in high school and the bell rings. lol

Jizzle you a very handsome guy!!!! you look older than 19!!!

Ree Ree

my bad

dam official i though you said you had the smoke (looking around) can we smoke in here

king show me show meeeeeeeee

MANE THIS TEACHER SAID WE MEET IN THE LIBRARY AND HER ASS AINT EVEN HERE!

CONGRATS!!! SBW!!! i'm so proud of you!!!!!!! (cyber hugging you) you go gurl!!!!

foreal anybody thats trying to educate themselves and be somebody that is wonderful foreal.....its always good to see black people doing it big!

LMAFBAO!!!! when you use it as two words "STEREO TYPICAL" is the slang term. Oh sh*t my shoulders is shakin' again. LOL.

OH NEVER MIND SHE HERE LOL

WHY THANK YOU B-RASP

IMGDOG

SHUT YO ASS UP MANE

lol@ my babyfather...still jive skeptical about getting back wit him.. lol

@DJizzle: Are you in the computer lab or library? You better not be lying to us??

@ D-Jizzle - LMAO!!!! You are the fukkin' greatest. lol.

REEREE

the computer lab is in the library

@ official - LMAO!! Oh sh*t stop, I can't even type straight. lol.

@brasp: Go head girl and get your baby daddy back. You know there's some hood chics out there looking at em!!! ***eyeballing Smurf****

FUCC YALL!

i aint finished with sh!t what the hell yall watchin?

Who is "Ebonyblanco", they were looking for me earlier? I'm trying to change the subject so I can stop laughing. lol.

ok djizzle!!! I believe you!!

Oh yeah, is your quick with pink over because I still have some popcorn left and I was just wondering..........

IMIGDOG

get off my d!ck

**quickie**. My bad!

@ official - you keep bringing it up so I can't stop laughing right now. LMAO!!!! I got to type my sh*t in Microsoft Word and let it run a spellcheck because I can't see my screen through these tears!!! lol.

imdiogi you stupid!! lol

blackrasb you betta watch smurf shell have yo man dik smelling like green alcohol (looking over at king)

official dam (breaking the trees up) i gotta roll too! why you keep laughing you smoked already

@ D-Jizzle - you kept your comment to me down to 4 words so you wouldn't misspell any of it. LMAO!!!

IMIGDOG

mane so the fukk what! that sh!t you laughin at aint even funny,i dont like yo ass mane,keep fukkin with me

@ C - stop hypin' [EXPLETIVE] up form the sidelines. lol. What's good dawg?

LMAO @ IMdiogi11

You a fool man.lol

What up C!

@DJIZZLE - What school you go to so I can have the dean review and revise the computer usage policy?? LOL Welcome back homey!

@OFFICIAL - **hugging you real tight** I'm so glad to see you are still alive!!!! But this is only the beginning as you pose a threat to the rank-a-dank gang....must we enter you into a witness protection program

imdiogi leave djizzle alone looking at djizzle) that niga in the library with that lil asz power ranger suit on!

did yall see the thread that beyonce gonna fuk up aaliyah song

Anyway, Minx: You never answered my question. Did you see the southpark when Randy (Kyle's dad) was on Wheel of Fortune???

YEah, I was a little late with those.....I had em written for a while, but then I had to call a client and lost focus.

I know; I need punishment....I put work before MTO.

where was he at last night smurf?? you and ree ree fighting over my man! wtf

official why would she have his dick smelling like alcohol...fuk she got a disease? lol

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Oh I guess it's tree time so gimme a sec to twist up, amybe then I can laugh wit yall!!!

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I got 5 on it, so let me ride out with you.lol

YAL LEAVE JIZZLE ALONE! HE ALREADY EMBARRASSED ABOUT FIVE MINUTES! LOL LUBBS U BOO!

LMAO AT REE REE! FUK U U TRIFLIN HEIFER LOL, YOU ASK THAT BLACKRASPBERRY PIECE TO DOCTOR ON YOU AND I ALREADY GAVE U E-THERAFLU! SO U WAS FLIRTIN! LMao why am I such a hater! lol

rotflmao at slang term stereo typical lol... (get it?) ....

@ D-jizzle - take ya sensitive bitch ass on. You don't like me, how the fu*k am I supposed to feel about that. LMAO!!! How about we do this, you raise your hand to your 9th grade teacher, ask for her assistance on how to use a computer then come back at me correct. If you can come at me with a paragraph that makes some damn sense, we can do this all day. How about that? LOL.

sticks size thirteen gators up Allegria ass for makin fun of my power ranger fit

@Smurf: Go ahead and smack me all you want and I'll tell brasp how i saw you sucking SMD off in the alley last night!! Don't make me tell her and Tanto all about your sneaky ass. And to think that everyone was worried about me!!! SBW said it best: Keep you friends closer!!!

@REE REE - No, I didn't see that one, I don't think.

FUKK YOU ALLEGRIA. YOU LIL BYTCH.

LOL @ IMDIOG - C a sideline hoe! LOL

ROTFLMAO AT ALLEGRIA! DAMN PINKLCI U LET THAT NUCCA FUK U WITH A POWER RANGER SUIT ON! WTF? YEAH I SEEN THAT POST I WISH BEYONCE JUST GO AWAY DAMN LOL *ducking and dodging minx* lol

@ C - I said what's up, like how is your day fool. lol.

IMIGDOG

you the one sensitive cuz you over here gettin mad cuz i said i dont like you,nig/ga we on fuc/kin line so how ima not like you cuz you was laughin at a mispelled word?

@ allegriaymaria

Ok, I'm cool. I'll let it go. It's nothing but jokes to me. lol.

DAMN BRASP U NEED TO GET IN THESE HEFFAS ASS! SMURF AND REE JUST HAVING A FIELD DAY WITH YOUR PIECE, DO U NEED MY PISTOL?

C U AINT NOTHING BUT A FENCE RIDER ALWAYS INSTIGATING!

lmao at IMD: Damn, stop schooling that boy!! He getting enough of that right now in his Saved By the Bell Classroom. He prolly act like Screech!!! lol

DJIZZLE AND IMIDIOGI11 STOP THAT SHYT WE DONT FIGHT AMONG EACH OTHER! HOW ABOUT YAL TAKE C OUTSIDE AND KICK HIS ASS FOR HYPING IT UP? now that i'll let pass, sorry lil bro! lol

@DJIZZLE AND IMDIOG - Yall quit this bullsh1t RIGHT NOW!!!!

IMDIOG, lighten up them glasses prescription and put that got damn dictionary away!

and DJIZZLE - put some socks on and put yo got damn sword back in its sheath!

Snot nosed bastards! QUIT IT!

LMAO @ IMD AND OFFICIAL!!

IMD IF YOUR GONNA CONTINUE THIS COMEDIC FRENZY OF YOURS FROM YESTERDAY...I'M LOGGING OFF CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER LAUGH ATTACK RIGHT NOW..IT'S STILL MID AFTERNOON AND I'M SURE I'LL GET CALLED TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM!!! LMAO

HEY C!!

@ D-Jizzle - LMAO!!! I haven't been doing anything but laughing and you got sensitive on me. lol. Everybody else was laughing too but you chose to come at me. It was nothing but jokes. So the "I don't like you" was a Ralph Tresvant move. That's real. Lol.

FUKK YOU TOO SBW. YOU TOO MAMACITA.

I am not sure that this is true...(THIS IS MTO after all,) but if it is, WHY??? Why wouldn't you just take the plea and run? If she does jail time over this, then too bad. her fault. these celebs are going to learn!!!!

ROTFLMAO AT MINX!

WHAT THE FUKK IS A RALPH TRESVANT MOVE??!!! LMAO!!!

And none of you dumb simpleton muthafukkas better answer that, like I don't know.

MINX WHAT THE HELL DID I DO? *running away screaming in misery* lol

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@ BlackD,. I only smoke good green so % aint gonna get you nowhere wit me, but you can smoke wit me anytime papi!

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OH MY BAD ,I KEEP FORGETING THAT YALL DONT LIVE DOWN HERE IN MIAMI.LOL

WE GET IT FOR THE LOW LOW DOWN HERE, IM TALKIN ABOUT THAT KRIP BABY!.LOL

@Minx: It was funny as hell. The bonus puzzle category was People Who Annoy You. The letters on the board after the RSTLE and his NGCO were N_GGER. Yo, he was like "I think I know it but I don't want to say. So Pat Sayjack was like go ahead. And he was like N!gger!!!. Everybody was looking at him all crazy. And Vanna turns the letter and it was an "A". That was one of the funniest ones. He was like "I'm not a racist!"... lol

Ok, y'all are taking this too serious. LMAO!!! and I can't stop laughing. I promise, I'm done. lol.

IMIGDOG

naw mane you was the only one who kept goin HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! and that sh!t be getting annoying mane,i saw that sh!t you was laughin at last time cuz i said MOCK my words,nig/ga i know its MARK okay like i said we be usin slang on here and i fukks with RALPH TRESEVANT TOO mane so dont be crackin on dude,i aint finna start no beef withcu since we in the same e-fam so i'll let it go

HEY MJ!!! LONG TIME NO SEE GIRL!!

@ALLEGRIA @SBW @MAMCITA

You bytches keep my gurl name out cho mouth. I'm not too excited about that remake either, but got damn it, i will NOT have you talking down in my presence!

SKANK BYTCHES!

**pouting**

What the fukk SBW? You don't role play with your man. The nugga is young. He like power rangers, what ya want me to do? I would prefer a cop uniform but he don't say nuffin when I put my "wonder woman" outfit on so it's all good.

SBW i'm not worried about them tramps...they probably sucked his dick when we broke up!!! I know Smurf sneaky azz did and Ree Ree lonely azz....but its cool...I'm not gonna spill the real beans!

Ree Ree and Tanto asked to fuk and suck in my garage! I went on and let them since they offered to pay me to not say nothing...so thats the real reason Ree Ree giving Smurf those salty looks!!!! in the words of Kanye (Lawry's) LOL

@ vanilla - it depends on BKR. You know you got to be sharp with him because that dude is quick. You already know he brings out the best in you when you crackin' on each other. lol.

KELIS AND FOXY GONNA BE CELLMATES AND BECOME LESBIAN LOVERS LOL

Smurf you wondering why u got that big azz blister on your lip!!! ask Ree Ree! lol

JIZZLE PROBABLY GAY TO

@Smurf: You and SMD was at my house only because I have all the camera equipment there and you wanted me to film you with him. Ya'll said ya'll was making a Ray J/Kim K film.

Brasp: I have the tape if you want to see it!!

See Brasp: Why you going there? I'm on your side. I never sucked SMD off. I was gonna but I didn't.

And that blister didn't come from me. Smurf prolly got that sh!t from that hoe Crafty!! She better go get tested!!!

LMAO AT PINKLICI BUT POWER RANGERS? COME ON NOW MA LOL THAT IS THE WEAKEST LINK LOL BUT U RIGHT ABOUT THAT ROLE PLAYIN G

DJIZZLE AND IMIODIGI11 BRING YOUR FACES TO THE SCREEN SO I CAN SLAP THE SHYT OUT OF YOU

LMAO AT MINX! I FORGOT ABOUT BITCHONCE LOL JKING! *running so she won't hit me but grinning from ear to ear*

lmao at blackraspberry!!!!!

ROTFLMAO AT YAL MUTHAFUKAS PASSING ARE E-STDS LOL....DAMN SHAME! CYBER SEX ISN'T EVEN SAFE ANYMORE!

ree ree sorry boo...i had to tell smurf! since both of yall being sneaky behind my back now looka here...yall fuking the same woman!!lol

FUKK YOU OFFICIAL. YOU LIL BYTCH.

Hey Tanto: Boy am I glad to see you. Your girl is misbehaving like she got her own show on VH1. (girls behaving badly)

ROTFLMAO AT SMURF AND REE REE!

*WAVING AT TANTO*

@Brasp : What are you saying? **in my soap opera voice**.

@Smurf: Take that, take that, take that!!!

OOOPS! my girl just walked in the building!! tanto heyyyyyyy boo!!! i missed u where u been at? lol

smurf got some explaining to do....I was gonna pistol whip her for fuking my babyfather but since u lubb her i'm gonna let u handle that!

@ official - stop!!! LMAO!!!

@ SBW - I said it was just joke and I promised to stop and I did, no need for me to get slapped. lol.

@ C - I'll be there after 5 and vanilla and BKR bet not leave early. Mabeline showed up all late. We need to get back on track.

@ blackdaddy - my bad, you did say what's up. What's going on dawg?

@EVERYBODY - YOU BYTCHES THINK I WENT CRAZY THE OTHER DAY, YOU REALLY GON" HAVE TO HOSE ME DOWN IF YOU KEEP ON TALKING ABOUT MY GUHL!

BYTCHES! **whining like a lil bad ass 5 year old white girl who can't get the glitter boa she wanted**

**running away**

DARKMAN

yea i can get real GAY while im fukkin your bitch

Wait a minute smurf: Where you trying to take Tanto real quick? Don't be tryna avoid your fate!!!

@MAMACITA...I CAN MATCH YOU...MINE IS DA FLAME!!!!

dam yall some snitching aszes today somebody give me a lighter the blizee is ready i hope these hos gets to fighting!!

minx (puuting my hand on your should all friendly) fuk blah once and her stanking asz remakes. she fuked up that luther remix too (i realy liked that one) she gonna fuk up everything (in my dl hughley voice) i hate her!! r kelly gonna whoop Bs asz then piss on her weave! (hand still on minx shoulder, suka punching her in the stomach and walking, oh now running away)

djizzle' you aint got no gator to put in my asz or anywhere else you got some lators

blackdaddy dam that shyt took me back krip. i lived in tallahassee for a year when i left cali and i used to buy that shyt from some white boys that lived downstaits from me. that shyt is flowressent green!!! and cost to much for a dub sack

LOL@C...Naw i'm just a Wonder Woman freak. I got a limited edition lunch box, dolls, old comic books, posters, and two costumes. I swear if the movie ever come out i'm going to the premiere in my costume like them "star wars " freaks.

Naw I'm lyin'...I do got an xrated "Minnie Mousse" outfit that would make "Mickey" blush....

and of course, what red blooded female doesn't own an assless "French Maid" outfit.....

LOL

@Jizzle : i hate to have to tell you this, but your comeback to Darkman was really GAY!!

MAN YAL ARE STOOOOOOPID LOL

FUK A NUCCA NAME BEYONCE! NOW WHAT? LMAO AT MINX!

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JIZZLE PROBABLY GAY TO ***********

Say, say, say....you might wanna keep it moving lil n1gga....

ALLEGRIA U LIVED IN TALLAHO? WHERE BOUT?

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LOL@C...Naw i'm just a Wonder Woman freak. I got a limited edition lunch box, dolls, old comic books, posters, and two costumes. I swear if the movie ever come out i'm going to the premiere in my costume like them "star wars " freaks.

Naw I'm lyin'...I do got an xrated "Minnie Mousse" outfit that would make "Mickey" blush....

and of course, what red blooded female doesn't own an assless "French Maid" outfit.....

LOL ************

Girl what the fukk is wrong with you??

IMdiogi11

No big deal dog I do it all of the time, I dont mean it thou.lol

Now why is my co worker running in here talking about fidel castro is dead?lol

I didnt get that memo.lol

I QUIT MTO!!!!!!!!!!

**hurting on the inside***

(sike - quit for what? I'm just finna kill you hoes though.)

imd and C

I will be there, but the question is will BKLYNNN be there!! lol

@pinklici: I love Wonder Woman! I actually have the first two seasons on DVD. She was my bitch when I was little. I can't wait for a movie with her.

Fuk Beyonce! i'm sick of her azz!

(backing up) somebody shoot minx with her daily dosage of crazy meds!!! I dont wanna have to shoot her azz for going wild! lol

REEREE and PINK on drugs.

@VANILLA - I'm wondering the same thing too! BKLYN?? Are you gonna be there hun??

(sike - quit for what? I'm just finna kill you hoes though.)

LMAO AT PINKLICI

BLACKDADDY THAT NUCCA AINT DEAD THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVERYWHERE ME AND MY COWORKERS WENT TO INVESTIGATING THAT SHYT LOL there is website called "fidel castro death watch"

*looks at yesterday's after 5 club meeting, see's C, Vanilla, PL, & IMdio laughing it up at a WACK ASS JOKE.*

SAY WORD?! I SEE HOW YALL MTO FAM DO WHEN A NI99A LEAVES EARLY! IMDio, I GOTCHU FAM! LOL.

C, Vanilla, PL, YALL ARE SO SHIESTY! Tryna big dude up with a wack joke!! LOL.

You are so lucky my grandfather passed last night IMDio cuz It would've been on!! But I got something for you! LOL.

HEY MTO Fam. I'm gonna re-read and play catch up.

AND BEYONCE KNOWS FCKING BETTER THAN TO DO AN AALIYAH REMAKE. SHe better sit her pretty sexy yellow ass down.

C that's not true, cause when I miss a day, PL gives me "the look" lol!!

@ pink - that was a whoooooole lot of info :)

@ C - stop worryin' about how we treat vanilla compared to you!!! You stronger than this, man up!!! LMAO!!!

Something wrong with owning costumes Minx?

bklynrogue u my boo to the FULLEST POWER BUT THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY AS HELL! LOL

BTW yall know Beyonce dont wanna slow down her career cuz she's barren. Oh girl can't have kids!!

allegriaymaria

YES YES YES THIS IS TRUE.LOL YOU KNOW EVERYTHING COMES THRU THE TRE 05.LOL

You either smoke it , or sell it or both.lol

IMD why ya'll done got religon all of a sudden? What did I say that was so raunchy?

@minx: i like how u straight up dissed me about the southpark commentary!! it's cool though!!

@Smurf: I'm just a funny woman! lol

You know what SBW, since we all here and I don't know wether or not I'll be on later, I wanna say something but Imma leave it alone! LOL.

*Looks at IMdio, waiting for him to make the first move*

TANTO!!! (pulling her by the hand) gurl come here! I gotta tell you what the fuk been going on!!!! gurl do u know Ree Ree and Smurf been planning a weekened away to the mountains? them bitches asked to use my credit card to book their hotel room. they didnt want u to know...remember she said she was going out of town cause her cousin got locked up for raping that faggie...hell naw her and ree ree is fuking! them bitches trying to have a broke back mountain episode! lol

LMAO @ SBW

THANKS LET ME GO TELL THIS FOOL.LOL

BRB

**shooting a spit dart into BRASP like in Africa.....tryna tranquilize this crazy b1tch for what I'm finna do to her**

@MINX- what it is baby.

What up errrbody

Hey brogue: She's barren??? Sorry bout your grandfather!!

Awwwwwww damn BKLYNNN!! sorry to hear that about your grandfather!! And why the hell are you even on MTO today, this is a day of mourning for you!

See now you got me wanting to cry!! Ok Imd and BKLYNN..hold off for today!!

BKLYNNN you did read that I apolgized for laughing so hard didn't you *running behind bklynn* didn't you?? answer me!!lol

Yeah I see C and Vanilla they awfully fckin quiet since I came on!!

LOL

IMDio where u at?!

Ohhh we can talk about people's obsession with Midget Mac, Power Rangers, Family Guy, South Park, that fukkin Dora ho and the Simpsons all day, but I can't share my "Wonder Woman" fantasy? WTF?

@ pink - i just said it was a lot of info. didn't know where it all came from :)

@ BKR - I made it already, I can't help it if you were leaving. lol.

(seriously though, sorry to hear about grandmother.)

Aww thanks Vanilla. But virtually there's nothing I can do (family is making arrangements and such) and besides I need something to keep my mind off it and since MTO is the funnest place on Earth i wanna be wit you guys!! LOL.

Okay now that that sad shyt is out the way,

COME ON IMDio...I'm CALLING YOU OUT! lol

ROTFLMAO IM IN TEARS AT PINKLICI REGRETTING SHE MENTIONED THE COSTUMES SHE TRYING TO GET SOME UNDERSTANDING LMAO IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW LOL SO HARD...

LMAO AT BKLYNROUGE! FINNA BE A SHOWDOWN!!!!!!

REEREE THAT EPISODE WAS FUNNY AS HELL THE ONE U TALKING ABOUT THE NIGER ONE "IM NOT RACIST" LMAO

c don't try to act like you wasn't laughing DUMB HARD either cause you were!!

ALRIGHT FUK IT!!

DAMN IT THE JOKE WAS FUNNY!! OK THERE, I SAID IT!! LMAO

sorry BKLYNNN..again!!! lol

tanto i didnt get the email.

@brasp: WTF??? Why are you lying on me???

@Tanto: I swear on my baby daddy Smitty (ya'll know how I feel about him) that I ain't never did or plan to do nothing with Smurf!! Brasp is just mad because SMD been cheatin on her!!

Brasp: Don't make me tell SMD that you been with Crafty!! And don't let me tell Allegria that you been with King. And don't let me tell Pinklici that you been with young Jizzle.

@REE REE - I thought I responded and said I didn't see that one! It sounded funny as hell though, I can imagined what kinda web that one spun into!

@BKROGUE - You ain't scared, are you dude? And did I hear you say your grandfather passed?? I'm sorry to hear that...

(So for that, I'm not gon' cuss you out about what you said about Beyonce....but you this close lil n1gga, thiiiiisss close)

Hey ReeRee

Yeah that was the word! And it adds up, since she doesnt want kids now, and Jay does, it seems correct.

LOL @ ImDio.

Thanks man....damn now I wanna bring the heat but can't cuz ur being nice. UGH!! LOL. BUt seriously thanks tho.

ROTFLMAO PINKLICI PIST RIGHT NOW OH MY SIDE IS HURTING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD! LET IT GO MA!

SBW

i lived off magnolia the i moved to brookshire apts before i left. i went to TCC for the year i was there my brother went to FAM and talked me into moving to that country asz town. it was cool i smoked alotttttt of good weed and partied all the time, i really dont remember going to school but i know i had books!!

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ROTFLMAO IM IN TEARS AT PINKLICI REGRETTING SHE MENTIONED THE COSTUMES SHE TRYING TO GET SOME UNDERSTANDING LMAO IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW LOL SO HARD... *********

DITTO!!! LMAO!!!

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING ABOUT PINKLICI TRYING TO GET SOME STRAIGHTENING ABOUT HER WONDER WOMAN FETISH LOL..... just some things just need to be left unsaid lmao.....

damn ReeREE u put her on blast

sorry bout your grandmother BklynRogue, I was happy to see mine past that bytch was hella mean *sorry God*

Thanx Minx hon. But I'm not shook, I want to bring heat but IMDio softened me with his apology. UGH! *Going to read yesterday's joke to get mad again*

LOL @ SBW

*Looks at Vanilla & C, Suge Knight style* LOL

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

MY BIRTHDAY IS NOVEMBER 4TH....I AM EXPECTING GIFTS.

THANKS.

taking my 45 out about to smack the shyt out Minx wit it! bitch u spit something at me!!! beating her in her head-bitch didn't i tell u to calm your crazy bi-polar azz down! i'm sick of your crazy azz and that damn hulucinating u be doing!!!! she black out...blood on my hands...somebody pick her up and throw her on the back of the trash truck! lol

LMAO AT ALLEGRIA SOUNDS LIKE MY FRESHMAN YEAR! man I swear my GPA was .71 literally! i partied mon-sun! i use to go to class with shades on knocked the fuk out lol eyes blood shot red lol

a girl on my job B-day is Nov 4th and the bitch talk about it erry damn day!!!! lol

@SBW: yes, that episode was one of the funniest. I was cracking up!!!

IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE YOU DUMB MUHFUKKAS STILL SAYING HIS GRANDMOTHER WHEN HE CLEEEAAARRLLLY WROTE "GRANDFATHER"?

Y'all on drugs, I swear...

MINX SCARLETT BDAY IS NOV 1 AND YAL DONT FORGET SMACHAN BDAY IS 2MOROW....

Ree Ree when I was single I was gonna let Crafty eat me out until he showed me the blister you left on his lip! lol

@BRASP

**that whole last scene was an excerpt of a dream she's having because of the hallucinogen I spit-darted into her neck earlier**

i'm back from lunch ya'll. after D-Jizzles performance i had to go it was pitiful. i know pink is done f'ing him after that nonsense.

C see I knew you would turn on me when shyt hit the fan! lol Now it was only a "chuckle" huh? lmao

Lol Thanx C, I appreciate it my dude.

LMAO AT MINX DAMN I THOUGHT SOMEONE SAID GRANDMA! WELL MY BAD

OFFICIAL: [link to external website] www.castrodeathwatch.com /

check it out yourself, shyt that nucca is beyond evil! I read the Che Guieverra (spelling?) book and how him and castro was super tight but castro did a 180 and went hella evil.... man u know he doing something wrong when u got folks risking their lives crossing a damn ocean on tires etc to get here!

Tanto: I got it! No problem boo!

BRB. Going to get something to eat since Minx don't want to open up.

LMAO @ Bronxite

Thank you honey. I really appreciate it (and that offer lol j/p)

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@SBW: yes, that episode was one of the funniest. I was cracking up!!!

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IM STILL LAUGHING! AT THAT AND AT PINKLICI! LMAO STILL... pinklici boo where are u? i lubbs u im only jking lol

official you letting people put there head on yo itties? can i be next? ....(thinking of the nipple ring)

FUUUUUUKKKKKKK YA'LL

I LOOOOVVVVE WONDER WOMAN AND I OWN WONDER WOMAN S/HIT.

LAUGH IF YA'LL WANT, BUT WHENEVR I PUT ONE A THEM S/HITS ON I GETS SLAMMED ALL NIGHT LOOOOONNNNG!

(looking at minx with some opra glasses on) min you crazy foreal huh girl?

SBW man let me tell you!!! i woke up smoking drove to class smoking, slept in class, drove back home smoking, went to work smoking (waitressd at the shoneys on 10) smoked with my boss and some white boys after work that whole year was a big fuking blurrrrr. I got a D in a class i took just becasue it sounds so easy. "stress management" all i remember is fight or flight niga!!

King who you got lunch with? did you scroll way up there to see my comment to your video threat

@minx: Thank you for clearing that up. I noticed it too! I was wondering what was going on in Brogue head while he was reading those comments. He was prolly thinking "these stupid ass mofos", ain't nobody say sh!t about my grandma". lol

brasp: that's not true. He gave that blister to me and that's why I wouldn't kiss YOU because I was looking out!! You had to make me tell everybody how you've been coming on to me, huh! You didn't know when to leave well enough alone!!

thinking of pinklici in a wonder woman outfit

damn pink got any pics

BITE ME SBW!

AND IMD I ONLY SHARED MY FETISH INFO BECAUSE C ASKED ME.

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TRUST YOU MUFUKKAS WITH SOME PRIVATE S/HIT.

TO ALL MY LADIES!!!! AND YAL BYTCHES BETTER READ IT!

SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bull , just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Send this to all of the cool chicks you know, and all the dude's who can handle this new remix... DeleteReplyForwardSp amMove...

allegria i saw your response and i figured if i ignored it it would go away. let bump and make up what do you say?

OK IM BACK! SBW

Man I told him and that mo fo look like he was about to cry.lol

That sh!t is serious down here.lol

ROTFLMAO AT PINKLICI!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH MY SIDE IS LITERALLY HURTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! PINK THAT TAKES THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's funny cuz you weren't expecting this kind of reaction on my gosh im am crying right now!!! it so damn funny lmao...... pink i will never let your secret out!

lmao at allegria!!! u sound like my first roomate she smoked so much if she didn't she would act looney shyt we use to buy blunts just to calm her ass down lol.... oh and i live near that shoneys lol

ROTFFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOO @ SBW!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFGGGG!!!!

LOL@SBW....I've got an ex boyfriend that i'd like to send that song to.

Baby penis having muthafukka!!!

(grabbing kings hand going to the room with the leopard door)

SBW fuk dat song i cant survive without some balls slapping my chin

LOL @ C

Word and the joke was trash lol!! But you was od'ing tho ya damn self!! LOL. Don't worry, I wrote a response to IMdio but when he gets greasy again or when the mood strikes me I'll post it. Vanilla's gonna laugh at IMSchizo! LOL.

hold the fuk up..i posted a response a long azz one and it did not post! MTO WTF!!!

well to sum it all up!

FUK U MINX FUK U REE REE! u ate smurf out u ate her out...damn we all understand..do u boo!!lol

LMAO AT BLACKDADDY[SPAM]! WTF? YEP I KNOW HOW SERIOUS IT IS!

LMAO AT PINKLICI GIRL I ALREADY SENT THAT TO AN EX! he talkin bout what u trying to be funny i told his ass hell no u were the comedian talkin bout what u go do to me and pulled out that damn limp hot dog so the jokes on you lol....

vanilla: i got that in an email

LMFAO @ SBW

HILARIOUS!!!

SBW you live in tally ho now. send me some guthries homie! you got to the moon!!! lol i never got crazy when i didnt smoke cuz i always stayed smoking. that shoneys still open till 3am on the weekends

C ok it was a chuckle to you...cause err'one else was laughing too as if RICHARD PRYOR told the joke to! lol just admit that your a sellout lol!!

@brasp: It's over! Face it, everybody knows how you get down now!! How does it feel??? Hmmm??

@ BKR - I see you still on here talkin' sh*t and ya fake ass got pre-written comebacks now? LOL. It's like that? The only one that didn't think what I said was funny was you. It hurt to get laughed at huh? lol. Go ahead, copy and paste your pre-written sh*t and I will will hit back from the top of the dome. Now I see why you were so amped, you wrote some little comeback in your trapper keeper notebook. Let's go. LOL.

blackrasb who ate who out. what are yall talking about!!!

@Brogue: oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, IMD is blasting you!! WOW!!!

anybody seen hella yellow

strongblackwoman that was some funny shyt. its a good thing allegria don't have that problem with me. 11 inches having you sound like a retard.

allegria lets get this thing poppin

LMAO@ SBW & ALLEGRIA OMG....IT HURTS[SPAM]!!!

allegria-Ree Ree mad cause I told Tanto I caught Ree Ree and Smurf fuking and sucking on each other....dag ree ree i thought u wouldnt mind if i told! shyt I never told allegria how u tried to get at King did I? lol

@ IMdio

Noo homie, I was WAITING. But I see yesterday you got pretty damn big when I'm not around! LOL Now I know why you can't take pictures of yourself, the damn Summer Jam audience in your head can't decide which one to hold the camera huh with your "I See Dead People", I get a little crazy sometimes, fake ass Terrance Howard lookin, Chico DeBarge wannabe, I am the "One Flew Over the coocoo's nest' ASS!!!

Bet you didn't even graduate from Syracuse, did you Schiz?! Just all a fantasy made up in that amusement park called your mind!! Rockin back and forth in the psych ward after you sign off MTO I see you!!

AND THAT MY FRIEND WAS FROM THE TOP OF THE DOME. Your turn! LOL

ok guys! I'm signing off for the day. I'll talk to ya'll maybe tomorrow!!!

MUCH LUBB TO ALL!!

awww shyt Brooklyn Roooooge what ya gotta say now!!!lol

Official help yo man out!!!lol

lmao at trapper keeper!

alleygria!!!girl guthries still off the chain!!! yes i partied my ass off at the moon!!! i dont party that much no more though!

LMAO!!!! REE REE RUNNING LIKE SHYT!!! WHERE U GOING REE!!! LOL

i'm going on break. I need some tea. I'll be back!!

hold on king im coming baby!! (packing my bag- putting in my red velvet santa ho outfit with the crothless bottom, a pack of twinkies, bottle of water, black 4" stillettos, brian mcknight cd & some altoids)

you feel like christmas

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@ BKR - I see you still on here talkin' sh*t and ya fake ass got pre-written comebacks now? LOL. It's like that? The only one that didn't think what I said was funny was you. It hurt to get laughed at huh? lol. Go ahead, copy and paste your pre-written sh*t and I will will hit back from the top of the dome. Now I see why you were so amped, you wrote some little comeback in your trapper keeper notebook. Let's go. LOL.

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ROTFFLMFAOOO!!! YOU DID NOT GO OLD SKOOL AND SAY "TRAPPER KEEPER" OK WITH THAT IMD, I'M GONE TO LUNCH CAUSE I SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADED AND I CAN'T BE CAUGHT UP IN THIS "DEF COMEDY JAM FIASCO".LOL I KNOW BKLYNN IS COMING FOR YOUR HEAD NOW!! LMAO

I wrote it before you logged off dyck. lol. Dawg, don’t get mad just because I put people on to your snack game. Lol. Oh ok, I’m lettin’ mawfuckas in on the secret snack cave you got in ya house. BKR got a reese’s cup paper weight on his nightstand. When he unwrap that b*tch, the wall turn around and reveal some secret steps to the snack lair. Lol. This mawfucka currently working on 3 different ways to mix up caramel and nuget. LOL.

LMAO @ IMdiogi11

Dam you a straight fool man.lol

I gots to go

C YALL 2 MORROW.

LOL @ Vanilla Read up, and look at how I handled the G-Building resident err I mean IMDio

I cant front, that Trapper Keeper shyt had me int tears LMAO> Good 1 IMdio lmao

@ MAMACITA....DROS

i'm feeling x-mas girl

my nuts roasting in allegria mouth.....

SBW the moon was the joint i used to hit this lil reggae spot by famu we would smoke in there like police didnt exist! wow those were the days.

allegria i don't know what tanto is talking about. she wants pics of me but i said no cause i'm with you.

And if I have a secret snack lair, than that must your T.I. vs T.I.P ass got 100 personalities and shyt!! What's wrong schiz? Mad cuz your prozac intake was downsized? AND how the hell do you type with a straightjacket on?!

You just like how Martin said..CRAZY, DERANGED!!!

LOL.

CARRINGTON

FCK MISS PEARL!!! NO one fcks with that bitch!! LOL

REEREE

i said i get real GAY while im fukkin Darkman bitch

GAY= HAAAAAAPY!!!!! CUZ SHE'S CHEATING ON HIM WITH ME DUH!!!

She ain't wrong. She accidentally gets caught up in a prostitution sting, and they try to lock her up. Wouldn't you be cussin and swingin ? On top of everything, they try to make her take a plea ? Sheeeiitttt..go 'head Kelis. Fight The Power !!!

@ BKR - that amusement park comment was a beast. lol.

I know all about you though. You that one dude that we all knew in highschool that had that bag of candy in their locker. You in there selling all of the old skool snacks and sh*t. You got slim jims, chico sticks, shoestrings, mike and ikes, lemonheads and sh*t. You fukked up when you tried to add those newschool dippin' dots in the game and confused ya customers. The only problem is you keep breaking that one cardinal rule and eatin’ all your product. LMAO!!!

I thought u left without saying goodbye

King

i'm feeling x-mas girl

my nuts roasting in allegria mouth..... ***************************************** that was so nasty!! (getting off my knees throwing u on the bed) can i put on my outfit now (looking at ur dik all hard and thick) fuk that outfit i gotta suk that now (deep throating)(try to talk with a mouth full of dik) did you lock the door? you know the crew like to peep&tom

sitting back smoking my blunt! its good to see the ni99az beef!!! keep going......lol

LOL @ IMdio That's all you can talk about, Food?! You are so lucky you cant decide who can't take the picture cuz if i had a photo of you it would be on!! LOL.

Besides, you was the type of crazy kid in school who was eating all the elmer's glue and everytime you asked to play with kids you couldn't cuz you was oozin green snot! Girls in high school didnt wanna fck with you cuz you was sniffin highlighters and still had imaginary friends who wouldn't play with you! LMAO

lol@official...how u gonna go on your boo, your one and only, your backbone BROOKLYN ROOGE! LOL

lol@ jizzle

I'm back!

I saw PINK looking for her invisible plain a couple of minutes ago. She talking about they must have towed it.

@ official - you see it, he don't even follow the rules of the snack game. Walking through the halls wit a "stop snackin'" t-shirt on.

PINK

im still here i was bein lectured by this lady and couldnt comment

Wadn't today s'posed to be big dick day or sum? Small dick mufukkas was s'posed to log off.

don't worry about the door just keep doing your thing. damn you suck a mean dyck. i think i saw official peeking in and touching herself.

@Nasty...????

ALLEGRIA MT ZION! YEAH NOW THE POLICE BE OUT THERE FULL EFFECT!

ROTLFMAO AT IMIODIGI11....... SECRET SNAKE CAVE! MAN YAL ST[SPAM]PID LOL

official

you nasty fuk we promised at the beginning that we would share king. its your turn....when im done it should only be a few

blackraspberry

allegria-Ree Ree mad cause I told Tanto I caught Ree Ree and Smurf fuking and sucking on each other....dag ree ree i thought u wouldnt mind if i told! shyt I never told allegria how u tried to get at King did I? lol

***************************************

YOU KNOW REE REE GONE SWEAR TO GOD SHE WAS DRUNK!!

@PINK

doesn't Wonder Woman have an invisible plain???

IMdiogi11

I wrote it before you logged off dyck. lol. Dawg, don’t get mad just because I put people on to your snack game. Lol. Oh ok, I’m lettin’ mawfuckas in on the secret snack cave you got in ya house. BKR got a reese’s cup paper weight on his nightstand. When he unwrap that b*tch, the wall turn around and reveal some secret steps to the snack lair. Lol. This mawfucka currently working on 3 different ways to mix up caramel and nuget. LOL. ***********************

OH MY GAWD!!!!!! TELL ME YALL SAW THIS SH!T!!!! OH MY GAWD - I LITERALLY GOT CO WORKERS LOOKING AT ME ALL FONKY AND SH!T CUZ I BUST OUT LAUGHING!!! IM FINNA KNOCK ONE OF THESE HOES OUT< BUT I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY CUZ I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!! RACOTCHLMMFBAO!!!! (Rolling and crawling on the floor crying hysterically laughing my mutha fukking black ass off!!!!)

@NASTY - I'm open wide now.

@ BKR - you are a good opponent son. LMAO!!!

Dawg, I sympathize with you. Seriously, you got the football team, basketball team, soccer team, girl’s field hockey, chess and drama club clownin’ ya ass, giving you wedgies, pulling the strap of your tighty whities over your head. Meanwhile you still trying to negotiate with two snicker’s bars but they still slappin’ the [EXPLETIVE] out of you while the principle walks past and laughs. Lol. Meanwhile you thinking to yourself *this won’t happen when I perfect my new designer line of snacks back at the snack lair.* LMAO!!!

minx i thought i smelled something funky. close yo legs girl

official get the fuk away from the door that might have been djizzle

stroking your dik while im licking hold on... is that a red light blinking on that bookcase (putting on my santa suit) did you bring the cool whip?

@KING - N1gga don't clown now....you fronting in front of the rest of them hoes, but you know you was so into the [EXPLETIVE] i basically birthed your head all over again...

stop snackin lmao

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@ BKR - that amusement park comment was a beast. lol.

I know all about you though. You that one dude that we all knew in highschool that had that bag of candy in their locker. You in there selling all of the old skool snacks and sh*t. You got slim jims, chico sticks, shoestrings, mike and ikes, lemonheads and sh*t. You fukked up when you tried to add those newschool dippin' dots in the game and confused ya customers. The only problem is you keep breaking that one cardinal rule and eatin’ all your product. LMAO!!! ************

DAWG....IM CROWNING YOU RIGHT NOW!!! PULL DOWN YO PANTS...

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Wadn't today s'posed to be big dick day or sum? Small dick mufukkas was s'posed to log off. ---------------------------

thats the sam sh!t i was wondering, been sittin on the sidelines waitin

MEANING IM SIMPLY GIVING YOU A BRAND OF "RANK STAMP OF APPROVAL" ON YOUR BUTTOCK.

I AINT DOING NOTHING WITH HIM NASTY! I PROMISE!

PINK

when we gettin married baby im tired of waitin dammit

@KING

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minx i thought i smelled something funky. close yo legs girl $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

STOP right there Homeboy.

You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you??

@ KING...[SPAM]UUUU YOU GONE GIT IT!!! LOL

minx yep i got that one lol im so happy i get to see this before i leave work lol

YEAH, it was supposed to be, but BRASP ol' absent minded ass is over there in a fukking coma after I sedated her ass......she wasn't gon' finish executing the plan if she was conscious, so fukk it.

official we'll let you watch and allegria vibrator is in the top draw.

i got the cool whip and strawberries. i'm putting some on my balls.

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YEAH, it was supposed to be, but BRASP ol' absent minded ass is over there in a fukking coma after I sedated her ass......she wasn't gon' finish executing the plan if she was conscious, so fukk it.

******

@OSOSEXI and PINK

LMAO @ ImDio

Here we go!! Unlike you, I'm actually popular in my school, and you talkin about all these teams and people, YOU DIDNT EVEN STAY IN SCHOOL ALL TOO LONG becuase your coo-coo for cocoa puffs ass stayed for 3 hours than had the short-bus come and pick you up!! Ya deranged slow ass had Beyonce classes with 5 people in there, heard there was so many people in ya head that you couldnt read till you was 18!!

Besides I heard you lost your virginity to your hand homie, cuz the girls was scared of you schizo ass!!

LMAO!!! (This is fun!! IMdio you have no idea how better I feel thx man)

LMAO AT NASTYMF[SPAM]!!!!!

BKLYN IMIODIG11 IS WINNING HUN MAKE ME PROUD NOW!

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@KING

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minx i thought i smelled something funky. close yo legs girl $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

STOP right there Homeboy.

You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? ******************

YOu tell em baby....b1tch got a d1ck in her mouth and one in each of her nostrils....and ain't nare one KINGS.

SBS why are yall hyping IMDio aka the Light Skinned Blackdaddy right now, I see how yall do!! LOL

@ minx and SBW - yeah we usually do all of our clownin' after 5. lol. Y'all are gettin' a good show though. lol.

(coming out the bathroom with my ass out in my red santa ho suit and my 4" stils)

what the fuk is going on out here king? how did official and minx in our room!!

Minx what did he do in that death trap of yours

official you got lost

(stopping the cd bending over asz in official, king and minx face) where the hell is my blade

minx i bet yo shyt smells like roses but i was never there.

Nasty thats all yours homie

@KING - You know it do....you ain't got to lie....besides....ALLEGRIA bent over with her ass in our face....she ain't listening.

Oh yeah, but NASTY is, never mind...

@ BKLYN....SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER PAPI...Just remember he is now at Peace

@ minx damn i had my water bottle for when it get hot and my goose 2 get loose...WTF????

@ALLEGRIA - His head was reborn....he went through the birth canal all over again....n1gga slurped up all the insides I had left......BACK WHEN I WAS SINGLE!

**winking at NASTY; thumbs up**

lol@NastyMF...yeah she do...

@Djizzle...how bout 2mmorrow?

@ BKR - I'm supposed to be clowing you so shouldn't be telling you that sh*t was funny. LMAO!!!

That’s the best sh*t you could come up with? That weak sh*t sounded like you spilled ya little juicy juice box on the keyboard. I know you got some pent up anger, being young and a virgin and all. In the meantime, just continue to stroke your little balls. This young mawfucka just get a funny feelin' in his special place because he ain't old enough to nut yet. Lol. Look, you got ya whole life ahead you though, ya locker/snack store is up and running, you will be in junior highschool next year and should hit a growth spurt in 6 to 7 years that way you stop peeing on your fingers when you use the bathroom. In the meantime, use your #2 pencil, you know the one with the rainbow eraser and your favorite color construction paper to write some more jokes. LMAO!!!

@ Cream Aww thank you hon! That's right, I'm just tryna keep in good spirits cuz I know he's watching over me now lol.

Word @ IMDio

This is an exclusive Before 5, After 5 Show! LOL.

bklyn babe dont be unfair! its fair game! his jokes are great! i was searching for that pic he sent me but i can't find it lol

Nasty You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? what did you just say (still in my santa ho suit) niga please you was trying to give me a papsmear with yo mouth last week until king check yo asz! and nobodys elses dik been in my mouth you just mad cuz i wouldnt kiss you at the last roast when we was in the kitchen smoking together!! aszhole (switching off asz jiggling like j.e.l.l.o grabbing king by the hand) we can go finish this in the bathroom dam!! and what do you mean like roses

@ BKR - this sh*t has been damn fun. I got to get some work done dawg. So just hit me back with a response and I'm out. You are a funny ass dude. lol.

See y'all after 5.

The fellas is going at it.....

i was going to send it to you so u can have a fair shot but imiodig11 looks good though but he is bright lol

@ IMdio

See, but when you were just hyping me up calling me a worthy opponent then you try to get at me?! But I forgot i was talking to that other person on the left side of your brain!

And yeah I may be young homie, but yo old ass is borderline A.A.R.P, you better save your energy typing up all this shyt on the computer before you catch arthritis and can't beat your dick since that's the only pleasure your crazy virginal ass can get! I bet you and Uncle Tom be sittin around tellin Old Wives Tales then beat each other off with ya old asses! Dont' fck around on your motorcycle too much, cuz you know its dangerous for SENIOR CITIZENS to operate vehicles at this age of your life, with you lookin like a old ass version of Al B Sure!!! LMAO!!!

LOL @ IMdio

I'll catch you later If I'm on at 5...be cool bro!!

@Djizzle: I knew what it meant silly ass!! It still sounded GAY (queer not funny).

@IMD: Brogue thinking to himself right now " if i can just reach my utility belt, I can get out this nutrageous and put knock IMD out with it" . lol

PINK

BABY ITS ON THEN

C....u got errrrybody laughing at me with the "Wonder Woman" s/hit and then u bounced. Thanks a lot!

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Nasty You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? what did you just say (still in my santa ho suit) niga please you was trying to give me a papsmear with yo mouth last week until king check yo asz! and nobodys elses dik been in my mouth you just mad cuz i wouldnt kiss you at the last roast when we was in the kitchen smoking together!! aszhole (switching off asz jiggling like j.e.l.l.o grabbing king by the hand) we can go finish this in the bathroom dam!! and what do you mean like roses $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

(still in the kitchen ,high like a Mu Fuccka) Girl you trippin.....i don't even know what your talking about, gimmie back my got damn lighter.LOL!

minx no i know you lying bitch cuz you dont have no insides left, everybody on mto ran through that from craft,bkr,nastymf,fred,slimbrother,piedpiper,smitty,blackdaddy,blackdaddy2,tanto,smurf,julia roberts and mahammed alis son!! and i smelled your snatch when we was trying on clothes at the cyber swapmeet that shyt made me think about cooking hamburger helper matterfact the lil glove man walked by your feet and winkd at me! fuk you and your man nastymf!!luv you minx (mumbling) bitch!

Awwww s/hit Brooklyn.....LOL

LMAO @ C

Word, IMDio is reduced to a piece of old meat!! Showin his ish to SBW!! LOL.

@ SBW

No you just a turn-coat, wanna turn ya back on me like that I see you! LOL/JP

That guy is HILARIOUS!!

OKAY MINX...DANG!!!

allegria you know her shyt smell like sanitation so i just told her roses to make her feel good. lets go in the bathroom so i can like that cool whip from between yo thighs. why you out here in yo santa hoe suit for everyone to see? official be looking at your azz like she wants some. what be going on between the both of you when i'm not around?

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allegriaymaria Flag post

Nasty You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? what did you just say (still in my santa ho suit) niga please you was trying to give me a papsmear with yo mouth last week until king check yo asz! and nobodys elses dik been in my mouth you just mad cuz i wouldnt kiss you at the last roast when we was in the kitchen smoking together!! aszhole (switching off asz jiggling like j.e.l.l.o grabbing king by the hand) we can go finish this in the bathroom dam!! and what do you mean like roses $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

(still in the kitchen ,high like a Mu Fuccka) Girl you trippin.....i don't even know what your talking about, gimmie back my got damn lighter.LOL! ***************

@NASTY - Oh, so you was tryna fukk that bytch too??

@ALLEGRIA - You forgot Sie Sie...

*mouth drops to the floor* BKLYNROGUE UN UN!!!!!

C STOP STARTING SHYT HE DIDNT SEND A NASTY PIC HE SENT A REGULAR PIC!

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allegria you know her shyt smell like sanitation so i just told her roses to make her feel good. lets go in the bathroom so i can like that cool whip from between yo thighs. why you out here in yo santa hoe suit for everyone to see? official be looking at your azz like she wants some. what be going on between the both of you when i'm not around?

**************

@KING - Oh I get it, you telling her that sh1t so she can keep paying our cell phone bill, right?? Oh okay....sssshhhhh....

official LOL!!! glad you seen it when it was shaved. whew!!!that was king giggling

Nastymf this my lighter now you see this shyt got my name label taped on it!!

PINK

TELL ERR DAMN BODY WE GETTIN MARRIED TOMMORRO AND THEY BETTER COME

ERRDAMN BODY PINK AND I ARE GETTIN MARRIED TOMMORROW,BRING YALL DUSTY ASSES DOWN AND SHOW US SOME E-LOVE!! LOL

@OFFICIAL - You fishing for panties now dawg??

LMAO @ ALLEGRIA...I HAD 2 TAKE A DEEP BREATH AFTER THAT ONE...lololol

OKAY PINK AND DJIZZLE PLEASE DO A CONSERVATIVE WEDDING PLEASE LEAVE THE WONDER WOMAN AND POWER RANGER COSTUMES HOME!!!

lmao okay my bad boo i had to go there lol

CONGRATS TO DJ & PINK....Do I smell a bachlorette Party 2night???

Yo SBW, no homo, but if you do find that picture of IMdio send it to me. He saw my myspace pictures and shyt so he was able to get at me in them jokes, but if i have some visual evidence of what he looks like, ITS A WRAP.

Looking like a fake ass Terrance Howard i bet lol.

@MINX

Hell Nah Baby! Allegria is like the family member that nobody wants to fu.ck with because she always trying sleep with somebody man. She's like Diamonds cousin in Players Club.

It's only a matter of time when she's gonna yell out Crafty! while fu.cking King.

@DJIZZLE - Is ALLEGRIA still taking care of the ceremony?

OFFICIAL?

(I ain't asking ALLEGRIA cuz that bytch aint got no choice)

Oh yeah......HELLER YELLER came back by...did you see her ALLEGRIA? I think you was looking for her earlier...

AWW SHYT @ Pinklicki & D-Jizzle

Congrats!!

Hey Jizzle, Imma bring Cassidy to the set as the musical guest!! LMAO.

Very funny SBW...You know your ass is googling costumes 'r' us right now to get one to wear for your man tonight...LOL

ALLEGRIA you in here ma? Would you do my wedding ceremony?

damn nastymf just puttin ol girl out lol

lmao at bklynrogue! now that was funny!!! the terrance howard joke, but naw the pic is deleted but he is cute though and i dont remember anything bad about him though....

By Tanto!!!!

@ DJizzle and Pinklici: Can I be an E-bridesmaid???

lmao at pinklici! the only costume he likes is "naked" lol...with some black pumps lol

BKR HELL NO! LOL BRING SISQO OR SOMEBODY ELSE LOL'

SBW STOP HATIN ON MY FIT,IM FLY REGARDLESS,IM COOL'S INSPIRATION LOL

lol @ SBW

Fred needs to pay our asses for real. WE GIVE HIM EVERYTHING AND THAT BASTARD GIVES US NOTHING BUT BANDWITH!!!

MINX I HAVE NO IDEA

(giggling, running in the bathroom, sitting on the counter rubbing cream all over my lady in a canoe) im sorry youre so cute when you jealous everything happend so fast i didnt even realize i was asz out. official wasnt looking at my booty you just keep trying that shyt now get down there and clean all this whip cream up. you knwo im gonna punish you when im riding this dik for that minx shyt right!!! did you lock the door

cream6969 hi!!

bye tanto (creaming from the bathroom)

Yes ReeRee...you can be E-bridesmaid. Maybe we can get SMD for e-best man and ya'll can fukk at the reception...hee hee

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By Tanto!!!!

@ DJizzle and Pinklici: Can I be an E-bridesmaid???

******

@PINK - HELL NAWL! I wouldn't do it!!! She just tryna get the scoop on y'all honey moon suite so she can hide in the cubby with the ice machine when DJIZZLE tell you he'll be right back...

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minx you know allegria is the resident pastor! yes she will be marrying those 2.. *looking over at pink yelling at djizzle to take off that damn power ranger suit*.. god bless her.. LMAO

LMAO @bk trying to get evidence!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Don't you mean Pastor Troy!!

DID ANYONE SEE MY E-MAIL THAT I SENT YOU?

YALL DIRTY FOR THEM RANGER COMMENTS LOL

I WAS MAKIN LOVE TO PINK WITH NOTHIN ON BUT SOME BLUE GATORS,WHY YALL TRYNA TWIST MY STORIES UP HUH??

lmao @ Bronxite & Jizzle

Word Jizzle, we gonna bring them bitches from the Playas Club for your bachelor party!! LOL.

Official...Reverend Allegria didn't give us a yes or no...you sure she gon' do it?

Thank You pinklici (ignoring the hater minx). It's gonna be so much fun being in your e-wedding. I can't wait. I wish we could get Smitty to be in the wedding instead of SMD. My heart belongs to Smitty and SMD belongs to Brasp.

@Minx: Why you always tryna start sh!t? I'm not an e-hoe anymore. I left that job for YYYYYYYYYYYY[SPAM]OUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

@ MAMACITA...NEVER HAD THE HAZE, BEEN LOOKING BUT CANT FIND IT HERE...I KEEP HEARING ABOUT IT

I SMELL HATERS AND SABOTAGE MINX!!!

QUIT TALKIN ALL THAT JIVE TURKEY!!

hell no pinklici i wouldn't trust that bytch ree ree lol

lmao at ReeREe

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awwwwww that's beautiful you fake ass poet!! LMAO!! i lubb ...................................................................................................................................................

LMAO

BKR

THATS COOL WITH ME CONSIDERIN I DIDNT HAVE NO PARTY OF MY OWN,PINK YOU HAD YOURS THAT DAY I WAS HIGH KRUMPIN ON BRASP NEW WHIP

HEY ALLEGRIA....YOU NOT MAD AT ME NOMO???

aight i'm back! whats going on???

Aww shyt, Crafty wats poppin n!99a?!

@PINK - Again, she don't have a choice.

SBW Is bugging out!! LMAO

Blackraspberry WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!? lol

@ BKLYN!!

WHATS UP DOG!!!

Oh shyt @ Bronxite

Pinklicki you saw the wedding planner?! IN the end of the movie SHE TOOK THE GROOM FROM THE WIFE!

Bronxite..u got some 'splainin to do! LOL.

@ CREAM!!!!

HEY BABY!

@DJIZZLE - I ain't tryna sabotage nuphin. I'm tryna expose REE REE

Aight D-Jizzle, I gotchu homie

YO C, BRING THE TURNTABLES, Crafty get the liquor, Imma bring the Playas club hoes

ITS A BACHELORS PARTY IN HERE BITCHES!!! LOL

MINX OOH OKAY JUST CHECKIN,SORRY

WHAT UP CRAFT NASTY NASTY CRAFT?!?!?!

@ B-RASP!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE U BEEN**NOTICING BKLYN IS SWEATING WITH HIS SHIRT HALF BUTTOM**

OH SH!T OH SNAPS IM FINNA START DANCIN ON SOME BIG BOOTY HOES!!

69 BOYS PLAYS IN BACKROUND

TOOTSIE ROLL! TOOTSIE ROLL!

@ D-JIZZLE!!

SUP!!!!!!!!!!

@OFFICIAL....THANKS GURLLLLLL....AWWWWWWWWW

@CRAFTY....HEY BABY!!!

cream6969 naw i aint mad we sposed to share right?

where the hella is hella yella i didnt see that broad

when is the wedding dam i gots to get my scripture togeether shyt

HEY CREAM

you and craft nasty comin to the wedding tommorrow?

Yeah BKR i peeped that. Looks like ima have ta keep my .22 tucked under my wedding dress in case MTO hos get frisky.

Okay errrybody. 2mmorrow @ 10am sounds good? Allegria?

*Pops the corks off the bottle, Starts fillin cups for C, Crafty and Jizzle and slappin stripper bitches asses*

LMAO @ C & Crafty

LMAO@ Bronxite

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cream6969 naw i aint mad we sposed to share right?

*************

I'll be sure I give this to KING when he get back.

hey CRAFTY!

Good Bye all!! !There is a crisis in my office so I gotta fix it. Muhfu@kas in here cussing each other out and ish over some missing amplifiers. See ya'll 2morrow.

Minx and Brasp: Don't be talking bout me while i'm gone. Anything ya'll got to say to me, say it in my face.

@pinklici and Djizzle: Ya'll don't gotta worry about me ruining ya'lls wedding. Ya'll have that beautiful black love and I wouldn't try to mess it up!!!

@Official: Keep me updated on my yahoo.

Aww shyt my Ni99a SMD is here!

HOMIE WE HAVING A BACHELOR PARTY!!! Grab a bottle of Patrone and grab a stripper!!! LOL

lmao @ Pinklici

Please just dont shoot my baby Bronxite, for she does not what she do! LOL.

WHO WANTS TO BE THE BEST MAN??

@ MINX!!

WHAT R U DOING?**LOOKING DOWN @ HER WHILE SHES CHOKING**

Allegria is 10am tommorrow good for u?

(GETS ON THE TABLE WITH THE STRIPPER,STARTS SLOW FREAKIN HER)

awww thanks Allegria...I Lubbs U...I didn't show nothing...same pic on my Blackplanet Page....

@DJ...Yes we will both be there, wouldn't miss it!!!

@PINK - What time is that gon' be in Texas??

Bye ReeRee...don't forget 'bout tommorrow.

Minx quit hatin...lol

@CRAFTY - I ain't choking n1gga.

YALL BACHELOR PARTY IS LAME.

SOOOO..... **hands clasped together rocking and swaying slowly back and forth**

Am I invited to the wedding??

Later ReeRee

*Gives a dolla to another scripper*

SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT DOLLY WAS SO NASTY THAT SHE GAVE THEIR COMPUTER A VIRUS (LOL).

cream give me your blackplanet link again

@Minx....i have no idea I'm on Eastern time ma. Is it the same for Texas? It should be? It's 4pm here now. What time do you have?

Minx you hating!!! Eventhough you may look sexier than the strippers, you hatin! LOL.

*POPS MORE PATRONE in the boys cups, and slaps some more strippers asses*

@MINX

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@ MINX!!

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@ MINX!!

WHAT R U DOING?**LOOKING DOWN @ HER WHILE SHES CHOKING** $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

AND THE TRUTH COMES OUT!?!?!?!?!

Gotta go, it's 4...bye errbody

lmao @ crafty

Bitch givin internet cyber AIDS!! lol

HELLA_YELLA Flag post

RIGHT HERE..TALK TO ME.... ***********

Ohhhhhhh aaaaLLLLLLEEEEGGRRRI IIAAAaaaa????

@ CREAM!!!!!!

ITS COLD AS FU@K OUTSIDE!

in texas its 3pm right now

Later Cream!!!

it is hella cold here as well.... and i got a damn banquet to attend go be freezing lol

@SBW

www.blackplanet.com/cream692000/

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@Minx....i have no idea I'm on Eastern time ma. Is it the same for Texas? It should be? It's 4pm here now. What time do you have? *********

ITS 3:00 now. So I'll have to be here at 9.....don't know if that's gon' happen right on time, but I'll try not to make too much noise walking in the church house late tomorrow

Bye Bklyn

@ NASTYMF!!!!

ROTFLMBAO

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in texas its 3pm right now *********

Is yo ass in Texas?? Hell no. So shut up then.

(Mad cuz I couldn't answer first, and this hoe ain't even OVA hea....)

yes 10 is great tomorrow uh huh. dont none of you [EXPLETIVE] be late either i have a bahmitzvah at 12!!

minx while you showing king what i just said to cream you can show you silly asz off this site!! you and nasty mf on restriction pastor troy huh you switching around here like pasty donnie mcklurkin! fudge butt

good look cream!!!

(getting lapdance from stripper)

@ CREAM!!!!

TALK TO U LATER

CREAM IS FOINE!!

@NASTY - n1gga, you finna quit acting like you blind.....you know got damn well I wasn't fukking with that n1gga. That's some sh1t he bust out and said.

Now brang yo ass over here so I can suck the skin off yo d1ck and show you i ain't fukking with nobody....

lmao at minx!!!!! hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's where my ex project is at lol.... and my bf peeps are in cedar hills, tx

djizzle please tell me u dont have on the ranger suit and she still gave u a lap dance lol

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@NASTY - n1gga, you finna quit acting like you blind.....you know got damn well I wasn't fukking with that n1gga. That's some sh1t he bust out and said.

Now brang yo ass over here so I can suck the skin off yo d1ck and show you i ain't fukking with nobody....

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DAMN!!!

I don't know about ya'll.....

but I'm horny like a mother fuccka right now. I ate, knodded off a lil', got coffe, now my di.ck is hard like Trigonometry.

it's 4pm and it's put some balls your nose time.

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CREAM IS FOINE!! **************

You lucky you ain't married yet lil n1gga...

@ALLEGRIA - Shut all that bullsh1t up. I'm gon' be late to the wedding tomorrow...do I need to stay in the viewing room at that time, or will it be okay for me to come in the sanctuary late???

Aight MTO regulars....the wedding will commence on Pinklici & Djizzle will commence on Thursday October 25th @10am EST (thats Eastern Standard Time)...those of u not on the East coast do the math and be on time.

JIZZLE baby we on the same time right?

nastyMF Flag post

I don't know about ya'll.....

but I'm horny like a mother fuccka right now. I ate, knodded off a lil', got coffe, now my di.ck is hard like Trigonometry.

it's 4pm and it's put some balls your nose time. ************************************************* speechless!

sbw- i got away from the gold tooth monster!

*sneaking off to CN*

INSIDER: KELIS WILL DO JAIL TIME!!! Click Here To MakeUs Your Homepage!

To email this story to a friend enter email address here:

October 24, 2007. When most celebrities are charged with misdemeanor offenses - they usually plead out to the charge, get a slap on the wrist, and then move on with their lives. But that's not what R&B singer Kelis is doing. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that the R&B singer has been hell-bent on taking her recent run in with the law all the way to trial. And according to a person close to the case, Kelis' strategy will likely have her serving time in jail.

Kelis' was originally arrested earlier this year when she interrupted a prostitution sting being conducted by undercover officers. According to officers, the R&B singer "charged" at them and screamed profanities.

A person close to the case agreed to speak exclusively with MediaTakeOut.com on the condition of anonymity. The insider claims that Kelis has rejected all plea offers and is committed to taking the case to trial. Our source explained, "Kelis' lawyer subpoenaed more than a dozen officers and made each of them testify in a separate deposition .... It's as if she's playing a game with the courts."

But it appears that Kelis legal strategy is backfiring. The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, "[The prosecutor] is so furious with Kelis for wasting the court and the officer's time that [they're] no longer interested in pleading the case out." The insider continued, "When Kelis is found guilty, and trust me she will be found guilty, [the prosecutor] will seek to put her in jail for as long as the law allows."

Kelis is charged a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct and a misdemeanor count of resisting arrest. Each charge carries a maximum of 1 year in jail.

COMMENTS:

missennie Flag post

FIRST BITCHESSS!!

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noluv4you Flag post

Thats said as hell

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lattho Flag post

ok

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kay0220 Flag post

wow

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tweety140 Flag post

Oh MY

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luckychic Flag post

WOW!!

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Celebrity Flag post

Good. Go to jail. Maybe you'll have time to come up with some new hairstyles with your new girlfriends.

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pinkloy Flag post

first.

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noluv4you Flag post

Sad as hell my bad

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KusumDeep Flag post

) ) SEE MY VISIONS 4 KELIS & GET A READING ( (

I hope this is not true!!

myspace.com/[SPAM]

PRAY FOR FOXY BROWN

PRAY FOR OPRAHS HEALTH! !!

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Goodhope247 Flag post

I love how yall have the most flugy pics when ya'll reporting bad news about somebody! I love it...she looks a mess in this pic.

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lacefan Flag post

www.remilacewigs.com

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flygirlph Flag post

That's a bit extreme

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iluvyellaboys Flag post

looking like that, she should be doing some time.......just out of order......two years for looking just plain stank....

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Goodhope247 Flag post

frugly*

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pinkchocolate Flag post

This is stupid...............so this made top story mto? Im mad

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prettynpink07 Flag post

Damn!! Free Kelis!! LOL!

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teedy123 Flag post

SHE'T BOSSY SHE CAN HANDLE IT. BUT SHE IS ONE WEIRD ASS GIRL.

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chocolik-icing Flag post

HOT MESS cassarole with cheese!!

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LILMISSDIVA1 Flag post

STUPID

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email2michael Flag post

Her Milkshake will bring all the Bulldaggas to the Yard up in that Jail.

Good Mornin MTO friends n fam!

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nytroy Flag post

Yall wrong for that picture!!

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tallbone Flag post

Oh my! Sorry Nas!!

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REDBONE37 Flag post

I don't like this b**ch no way so if she do any kind of time in jail so be it....Who the hell she think she is to interrupt a police bust anyway...Nas don't have that much power where she feels she can do anything she want to do. Lock her crazy, ugly ass up for awhile.

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Kayfree Flag post

Dang yall are fast!! She acts so trash-ish Is that a word? LOL

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BoredatWork Flag post

I love Kelis... She'll be aight where ever she is...

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plug Flag post

she the girl that play in good time. i rember her yep thats her

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ninja Flag post

meh

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teedy123 Flag post

IT'S NAS FAULT HE'S STIRRING UP THE CONTROVERSAL WITH HIS ALBUM TITLE. SHE CLAIMS SHE'S BOSSY, SO SUVK IT UP.

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supersexychick Flag post

I am going to need yall to remove tha pic asap

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Luckysaiyan Flag post

She is crazy any way, I will be glad when her and that loser Nas disappears.

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missnellypoo Flag post

SHE JUST WANT S TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT CAUSE HER CAREER IS ALMOST NON EXISTENT! BOOOOOOOO HER ASS!

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strongblackwoman Flag post

I love kelis!

but don't they have better things to worry about? like TRYING TO FIGURE A WAY TO STOP PROSECUTING INNNOCENT FOLKS! OR SENDING AFRICAN AMERICANS AWAY FOR LIFE OVER PETTY SHYT! WHEN U GOT CORPORATE FOLKS EMBEZZLING MILLIONS OF FREAKIN DOLLARS! AND WHERE THE HELL IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? LOL

Morning folks!

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thatgirlthere Flag post

That man looks like he has a long dong.

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SeXyLiLYoYo Flag post

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....anyway! i forgot Kelis was even alive. *shrug* this could've been a sideline story, MTO

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LevnUMesmerized Flag post

sucks for her!

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Jayster Flag post

I can't believe my baby Nas got married to this uuuugly a$$ b!tch!!!!! But yeah, go to jail b!tch so I can scheme on ya man! hahahahahahaha

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holliwood_2001 Flag post

Now even women are getting in trouble for crimes! With all that money they should sit down somewhere!

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c Flag post

What Up MTO Family

Yeah Lets see how Bossy this crazy bitch is Behind Bars LMAO!!! J/K!!!

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sosincere Flag post

"[The prosecutor] is so furious with Kelis for wasting the court and the officer's time that [they're] no longer interested in pleading the case out.".....................................

What this pickaninny actually has the AUDACITY to STAND UP FOR HERSELF AND SAY SHE IS INNOCENT? What this jiggaboo actually has the clout to hire an attorney that actually does thier job instead of going with one of our public defenders? She is going to really use her tax paying dollars that run the courthouse and police salaries for her own benifit? She calls it exercising her right in the judicial system......WE CALL IT A WASTE OF TIME!! And we WILL make this ni$$a pay the price for standing up like a grown woman!

Damn the fact that some don't like the way she dress. Open ya eyes to the bigger picture and the message this sends!

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SHE LOOKIN TOO STANK IN THAT PICTURE LOL

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Neva do I want to see a sista in jail cause she dresses tacky!!!!!!!!

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Morning family and friends!!!

She should be arrested for that getup. And MTO should be arrested for constantly showing us her picture in that getup.

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I still wonder what Nas saw in this chick. She looks like she has Body odor cattrap and all. Hate for anybody to go to jail but she looks like one of those ppl that thinks they are above the law.

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Mizzuztru Flag post

Well its always been in style to lock up poor people even when they are innocent, so f/u/c/k these stars that keep doing stupid s/h/i/t and expecting to get away with it.

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NO...she wont...HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FAMILY

@standard...yesterday u left me out of roll call...i have my shotgun ready if u do that again!

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pinklici Flag post

What the fukk is a "Kelis"? GTFOHWTS!

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allegriaymaria Flag post

I wanna charge her for aggravated apparel assault! I am assaulted by her apparel and also aggravated! Do a smell a civil case!!!

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mzzlisha75 Flag post

LOL @ email2michael. RLMAO @ "bulldaggaz" now that is some old school down south terminology right there!!!

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prettyricky46 Flag post

she's not going to jail for that! if she would have physically assaulted an officer, then probably so, but for just just talking shhit...hell naw! The police can't tell you to shut up!! freedom of speech is a right

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mzzlisha75 Flag post

RLAMO @ pinklici and allegriaymaria OH MY DAMN YALL !!!!!

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HardCore Flag post

She married to Mr. Deep Pockets so sitting in jail isn't a option. I was once arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest (for protesting) and all I received was a fine...

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Morning baby

Morning MTO fam

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sosincere Flag post

whats up SBW......... I like her too. Everybody want to run around and be a carbon copy of shyt. I would neva rock the stuff she does but I aplaud her for being ORIGINAL! And I definately applaud her for standing up for herself. If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything ....which is obvious alot of these teenagers (got to be) in here are doing by some of these comments I read! Whew!!!!!

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GOOD MORNIN BABY

HEY EVERYONE ELSE!!!

D-JIZZLE IN THE HOUSE!

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cat4everrr Flag post

wow, if this pans out this will be a huge scoop for MTO. i'll be watching to see how it plays out

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pinklici Flag post

New York ain't got no use for Kelis anyway. I hear she's real big in London though. She should prolly move her milkshake drankin' ass over there.

Hey Kelis: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"

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pinklici Flag post

It was Kelis who sang that garbage right?

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standard Flag post

First off that picture is skank-a-licious.

She tryna get some type of publicity, no one including is interested in her so she gotta do something to get her assss back in the spotlight and what better way to do it. going to court/jail is the new thing anyway

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550MAD Flag post

MTO: someone going to snitch out your "sources" like how they are imaginary friends

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DAMN! AND BTW.. THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST PICS OF HER I'VE SEEN BY FAR, FOR A SEC THERE, I THOUGHT IT WAS KEISHA COLE...LOL..KELIS LOOKS LIKE A STRAIGHT H.A.M!

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fiddy Flag post

IS SHE DOING THE "CHICKEN NODDLE SOUP" DANCE? IF SHE IS SHE NEEDS TO STOP!! I DOUGHT IF SHE GOES TO JAIL MTO! SHE MAY GET PROBATION. AND WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SAY A CLOSE SOURCE TELLS YOU THESE BORING ASS RUMORS? JUST SAY YOU CO-WORKERS OR YOUR REPORTER. NO ONE IS THAT STUPID TO BELIEVE ANYONE COMES RUNNING TO TELL YOU SOME MADE UP GOSSIP!YOU ARE A COPY-CAT WEB SITE, THAT USES THE SAME TACTICS AS THE TABLIODS!!!! AT LEAST [SPAM] JUST TELLS THE [EXPLETIVE] LIKE THEY GET IT. IF THE STORY IS NOT RESEARCHABLE THEY DON'T PRINT IT, TAKE NOTES [EXPLETIVE]!!!

GUESS I'LL BE BANNED AGAIN!!!

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ohsoluvly Flag post

Nas messed up when he chose her to be his wife. He shoulda pulled a Jay-Z and got with a girl that would be an assest to his career.

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inga Flag post

MTO, is that the best picture y'all could have found??? My goodness!

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standard Flag post

Hey

Mocha_Luv(i got u) JIZZLE Pinklici SBW Allegria C

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msshawty31 Flag post

whatever

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allegriaymaria Flag post

pink yeah that was her with that wack asz song!! who did she hate so much anyway were there any other words to that shyt

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ohjazzydiva Flag post

Aw man, she's gonna be Big Berths's bytch.

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c Flag post

standard

What I would do roll call, but these cats get sensitive if you forget them, so I just say what up MTO!!! And E2M is mad at you LOL!!!

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HELLA_YELLA Flag post

MORNING MTO PEEPS! WHAT'S THE BIZNESS!!

MAN KELIS NEED TO CHILL OUT! SHE BEEN FALLING OFF LATELY! WTF IS UP WITH THAT? SHE NEED TO GO SCREAM ON ANOTHA TRACK TO GET SOME OF THAT ANNA OFF HER CHEST OR SOMETHING!

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pinklici Flag post

Hella please! Kelis ain't never been on...

She ain't fell off a nuthin. Bitch been sprawled out on the floor since day one

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I LOVE KELIS

AND I AGREE AND LMAO @/WITH SBW!! SHOULDN'T THEY STILL BE OUT FINDING "THE OTHER GLOVE" OR SOMETHING! LOL. SERIOUSLY, IF THEY CAN LET THOSE WALKING FIRE CROTCH BITCHES (BRITTANY, NICOLE, LINDSEY, AND PARIS)DO A DAY, 45 MINS. AND 3 WKS. IN JAIL, FOR A MORE SERIOUS CRIME..THEN KELIS SHOULD GET THE SAME PUNISHMENT(IF ANY)THAT THEY GOT!!

MORNING ERR'BODY!!!

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sosincere Flag post

whats up SBW......... I like her too. Everybody want to run around and be a carbon copy of shyt. I would neva rock the stuff she does but I aplaud her for being ORIGINAL! And I definately applaud her for standing up for herself. If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything ....which is obvious alot of these teenagers (got to be) in here are doing by some of these comments I read! Whew!!!!! *************************************************

U KNOW I GOTTA COSIGN.....

as for her style shyt everybody came out with screaming tracks after kelis, "ring the alarm"..... i can go on for days....

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pinklici Flag post

Hella please! Kelis ain't never been on...

She ain't fell off a nuthin. Bitch been sprawled out on the floor since day one $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

LMAO! Morning All.

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strongblackwoman Flag post

lol at Vanilla_one, I agree, and she is beautiful and her last album was great.... but I like different stuff and every song on there sounds different.... she is very original...

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SherRoyal Flag post

BOOOORRRIIING

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tinytexasdiamond Flag post

FUK KELIS' MUSTY SCREAMING AZZ!!!

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2adorable4u Flag post

HOT NEW STREET SINGLE

I'M DAT BITCH

ANGELIQUE NICHOLE WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MSANGELIQUENICHOLE

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standard Flag post

C

yeah i b gettng mad when i don't c my name 2....LOL i try to shout everybody out. u know they don't go for just Hey y'all...LOL He shouldn't b, i need some and he's not around. i need dik on a regular...LOL

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allegriaymaria Flag post

SBW shes original awwight originally wack than a muthafuka

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c Flag post

tinytexasdiamond

What Up Baby!!! And I Co-Sign

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HELLA_YELLA Flag post

PINK I LIKED HER BACK IN THE DAY, BUT NOW SHE JUST A JOKE! I EVEN LIKED BOSSY, BUT NAS LETTING HER CREATIVE SIDE COME OUT TO MUCH!

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Hmm Flag post

Oh well.

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tinytexasdiamond Flag post

HEY C BABY!!

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c Flag post

standard

I dont get, I just say fukk them and keep it movin LOLOL!!! J/K!!!

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kingsolo1 Flag post

What the hell happened to this chick? She looked good when she was shakin her milkshake but now a MESS.

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LiberianBabie08 Flag post

Well that was dumb =

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standard Flag post

LOL at C, u know we'll cyber choke u.

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kingsolo1 Flag post

I think she doing the chicken dance in the pic

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standard Flag post

LOL at Kingsolo with a soda on the side

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poetically_in_motion Flag post

I see Fantasia's sporting a new hair color.

Indigo

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

Good Morning!

Kelis in jail?

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HELLA_YELLA Flag post

YALL GO TO CN TO READ CRAFTY'S LIL STORY! HE A MESS!

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kingsolo1 Flag post

how you doing this morning allegria

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shayshay712 Flag post

wtf...did britney go 2 jail for running over the pauv yet kelis goes for some stupid shyt? wow. wtf.

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pinklici Flag post

Kingsolo she doing that dance Ashley Simpson did on SNL when she got caught lip-syncing

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carrington Flag post

What happend with this story? I don't remember anything about this - incidentally, since ALL of MTO's "inside source" turn out to mean ZILCH, I"m not buyin that either!

She's a gossip, she'll tell your business, she knows the business, she'll cuss yo azz out and invite you back for dinner... she's a mean ole beyotch... she's Miss Pearl!

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@C & Standard

I'm not mad at anybody at all!

CHH CHH CHH CHH

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ReeRee Flag post

Hi EVERYONE!! I don't care about any of these stories today. I have the FLU everyone. I'm SICK!!! :(

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kingsolo1 Flag post

what's that pinklici the hoe down

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

hey

ReeReeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee awwwww your sick? feel better!

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crafty Flag post

@ STANDARD!!!

GO TO COMMUNITY NEWS

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pinklici Flag post

@Kingsolo...EXACTLY!

@Crafty...you exclusivist muthfukka!!!

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ReeRee Flag post

Hi EVERYONE!! I don't care about any of these stories today. I have the FLU everyone. I'm SICK!!! :(

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DONT GIVE MY COMPUTER A VIRUS (LOL).

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crafty Flag post

pinklici Flag post

@Kingsolo...EXACTLY!

@Crafty...you exclusivist muthfukka!!! ..................................................................................................................................................

ABOUT TO ADD YOU IN BABY, SORRY!

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

Ok, let's see who I pi/ss off this morning with forgetting someone in roll call:

Standard DaddiesPrincess Allegria Prettylatina vanilla C BKR Blackraspberry TTD SBW mabeline blackdaddy E2M smurf tanto pink official D-Jizzle ReeRee minx

What up people? Watch, I probably forgot about 5 names and will be cussed out royally over the next 6 or 7 comments :) You have to admit, I remembered a lot of names, even some that haven't even logged on yet. lol.

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pinklici Flag post

*air kissing ReeRee* Hey girl...sorry but I don't want that s/hit

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HELLA_YELLA Flag post

YALL GO TO CN TO READ CRAFTY'S LIL STORY! HE A MESS!

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

pinklici - you are engaged to D-jizzle lol!

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texas_sweety Flag post

she should for that pic up top

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pinklici Flag post

Well done IMD! LOL What it do, Bruh?

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strongblackwoman Flag post

*handing ReeRee some e-theraflu* now take that with some hot water you'll be better in no time

as long as u didnt forget my name Imiodigi11 lol

e-slapping the shyt out of allegria and running so she can't hit me back *screw u heifer* !

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

crafty i read the story and i loved it!

IMD- Hey sweetie nice list you have there lol!

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

crafty i read the story and i loved it!

IMD- Hey sweetie nice list you have there lol!

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

MTO why am i repeating myself?

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crafty Flag post

@ REE REE!

ABOUT TO ADD YOU BABY, SORRY!

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ pink

(taking a bow and waving to the crowd. lol.)

I'm good. Just trying to see what crazy sh*t is going on here today.

(not out of the woods yet, I know I forgot somebody in roll call.)

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crafty Flag post

strongblackwoman

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READ COMMUNITY NEWS

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pinklici Flag post

DP...so! I ain't dead.

Jizzle gets female attention on here all the time. I don't get mad as long as a bitch keep her distance. Minx is the only ho who act like she don't unnerstand that s/hit...LOL

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ SBW - as long as you were in there you were good huh? lol.

@ DaddiesPrincess - yes, women love me for my long...list. lol.

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kimkelmor Flag post

If this is true, then what a waste of taxpayer dollars. They could just let that s-hit go. If anything, she should've been arrested and fined by the Fashion Police.

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strongblackwoman Flag post

LADIES OF MTO!! To email this story to a friend enter email address here:

October 24, 2007. Posted by crafty.

October 23, 2007. Posted by crafty.

i woke up this morning and had CREAM and VANILLA with a splash of MOCHA in my coffee, turned on the tv and watched an old episode of the SMURFS (eastern STANDARD time). i called TANTO and ALLEGRIA on the phone trying to get one of them to cum over but they both declined talking bout they heard MINX spent the night (which was true),tinyTINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me and all she played was mike jones TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones, TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones.i had my chi-town baby SCARLETT fly in; i tried my best to freak her out but she kept telling me "i don't do things like that i'm DADDY'S PRINCESS".i went to the bronx where i met this PRETTYLATINA,it was OFFICIAL that i gave up my playas card cuz she was HELLA YELLA , but every now & then i cheated on her with this STRONG BLACK WOMAN whose pu$$y taste like BLACKRASPBERRY *************************************************

AWWWWW *bending over so crafty can get it*

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pinklici Flag post

LOL@IMD...you are so right. There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list"....LOL

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crafty Flag post

@ REE REE!!

CHECK POST BABY!!

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mzarrogance Flag post

kelis crazy!

hey yall!!! (pinklici, standard, crafty, sbw, c, hella, IM) hope i didn't miss anyone...

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vanilla_one Flag post

HEYYY IMD!!

You know last night, you had people thinking I was crazy for laughing @ myself right?? After I left from reading your comment last night, I couldn't stop laughing cause I didn't expect that from you and I was playing the scene in my head and I swear I was laughing all the way home! lmaoo

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strongblackwoman Flag post

*waving at mzarrogance*

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officialbronxite Flag post

omg that pic is horrible.. not a good look at all

lmao @allegria

sup imdiog DP SBW reeree (hope you feel better) kingsolo pink crafty standard tiny E2M C nastymf mzarrogance (u missed me!! :)

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lovelione Flag post

its a conspiracy. all black artists are to be locked up by 2008

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crafty Flag post

LADIES OF MTO!! To email this story to a friend enter email address here:

October 24, 2007. Posted by crafty.

October 23, 2007. Posted by crafty.

i woke up this morning and had CREAM and VANILLA with a splash of MOCHA in my coffee, turned on the tv and watched an old episode of the SMURFS (eastern STANDARD time). i called TANTO and ALLEGRIA on the phone trying to get one of them to cum over but they both declined talking bout they heard MINX spent the night (which was true),tinyTINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me and all she played was mike jones TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones, TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones.i had my chi-town baby SCARLETT fly in; i tried my best to freak her out but she kept telling me "i don't do things like that i'm DADDY'S PRINCESS".i went to the bronx where i met this PRETTYLATINA,it was OFFICIAL that i gave up my playas card cuz she was HELLA YELLA , but every now & then i cheated on her with this STRONG BLACK WOMAN REE REE whose pu$$y taste like BLACKRASPBERRY.

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strongblackwoman Flag post

REE REE U HAVE POOR ATTENDANCE ON MTO THAT'S WHY YOU WASN'T MENTIONED! LOL *waving at vanilla and official*

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blackraspberry Flag post

Whats up Fam!

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standard Flag post

Hey IMDIO, that was great, better then mine

E2M u don't have time to b mad, u got work to do.

Crafty

I read it, u silly. it was cute though. check ur email

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Cream6969 Flag post

HEY EVERYBODY...NICE TRIBUTE CRAFTY!!!

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vanilla_one Flag post

ROTFFLMAOOOO @ CRAFTYY!!!

THAT WAS SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!

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officialbronxite Flag post

LMAO @crafty yooooooooo i have to copy and paste that to my inbox!

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strongblackwoman Flag post

crafty we finna have issues put ReeREee name somewhere else i want my own damn identity I DONT WANT TO BE NO DAMN ADJECTIVE!

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pinklici Flag post

LOL@IMD...you are so right. There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list"....LOL

************************************************* lmao never have truer words been spoken!

lol @ Pinklici your right girl engaged does not mean dead

IMD- Is that a fact?

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officialbronxite Flag post

hey vanilla and cream!!

wassup b-ras

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ official - what up ma?

@ mzarrogance - how are you? See, now you making me feel bad. You remembered me in your list and I forgot you in mine :( My bad...my bad.

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vanilla_one Flag post

OFFICIAL (IN MY DOUGHBOY VOICE FROM BOYZ IN THE HOOD)

WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE???

YOU CAN'T SPEAK CHICKA?? LOL HEYYYYY

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standard Flag post

Hey ReeRee***keeping my distance, ain't tryna catch no e-flu)

Hey Offical MZARRG

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mzarrogance Flag post

sorry OFFICIAL- special shoutout.

@ crafty - thanks for leaving me out! LOL but i understand i'm only here for minutes at a time :-(

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strongblackwoman Flag post

crafty we finna have issues put ReeREee name somewhere else i want my own damn identity I DONT WANT TO BE NO DAMN ADJECTIVE!

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ROTFLMAO

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Cream6969 Flag post

HEY OFFICIAL....*looking around for Allegria*

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vanilla_one Flag post

nevermind!

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blackraspberry Flag post

hey official!

what was crafty video about...I'm about to go look.

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mzarrogance Flag post

@ IM - it's all good.

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ vanilla - I was over here laughing just as hard. lol. I'm mad he was logging off as I was writing it. I had plenty more for dat ass too. He better not come at me wrong today. lol.

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officialbronxite Flag post

i just read this pink and i'm LMAO!!

pinklici Flag post

Kingsolo she doing that dance Ashley Simpson did on SNL when she got caught lip-syncing

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you stuuuuuuuuupid!!

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

official,blackraspberry hey ladies

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standard Flag post

Pinklici

There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list

****************************************** guri u ain't neva lied about nuthin in ur life...LOL

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mzarrogance Flag post

also, if anyone here lives in or is from southern cali, my prayers are with you!!!

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Cream6969 Flag post

HEY DADDIESPRINCESS

@ IMd YOU FORGOT ME...

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officialbronxite Flag post

mzarrogance i forgive you.. just dont let it happen again!! lol

vanilla where the fuk you been.. were you here yesterday cuz i didnt even notice . and i said hi what you blind as a bat now!! LOL

imdiog same shiit diff day.. i'm working on changing that old tune tho..

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D-Jizzle Flag post

BUENO?

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ pink - I can't vouch for other men and their lists but I definitely get repeat readers for mine. lol.

@ DaddiesPrincess - yup, it's all factual. lol.

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standard Flag post

@MZARRG

i co-sign, its like 12-13 fires out there.

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pinklici Flag post

I can't find my man!

And Minx ain't here either!

*searching my purse for my .22*

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

hey cream how are you today?

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officialbronxite Flag post

hold up

imdiog you were ebeefing??

vanilla where do i go to see this??

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kingsolo1 Flag post

sup official

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

IMD - I like an honest man with a long....uhh list lol!

hey D-jizzle!

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standard Flag post

LOL at Pinklici

Please don't catch a case

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crafty Flag post

@ CREAM!!!

WHAT YOU DOING?

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officialbronxite Flag post

i just read this pink and i'm LMAO!!

pinklici Flag post

Kingsolo she doing that dance Ashley Simpson did on SNL when she got caught lip-syncing

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you stuuuuuuuuupid!!

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LMAOOOO I REMEMBER HER DOING THAT SILLY ASS "SHUCK & JIVE" DANCE!!LMAOOO

HEY SBW..I MISSED YOU WAVING @ ME!

IMD..I DOUBT IT, IF HE GO BACK AND READ HE AINT COMING @ U SIDEWAYS TODAY!! LOL

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Cream6969 Flag post

Hey DP, at work NOT wanting to be....lol

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mzarrogance Flag post

@ standard - i'm going out there to work friday. it's so sad.

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ Cream6969 - (shattering the glass bowl on the floor) damn, Damn, DAMN!!!!! How could I forget you? I'm sorry.

@ official - I know ma, your stories about the work place have me a little concerned lately. I used to have a job like that years ago and it's too much stress. I need peace in my life. Not to mention you have a gang hit out on you. lol.

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Cream6969 Flag post

@Crafty...Playing with my fingers

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vanilla_one Flag post

OFFICIAL

GO TO YESTERDAY'S POST ON AL ROKER!

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D-Jizzle Flag post

DADDIES P

BUENO!!! COMO ESTAS??

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vanilla_one Flag post

LMAO @ IMD!!

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strongblackwoman Flag post

lmao at pinklici but SBS don't have no money to bail your ass out ESPECIALLY FOR NOT KILLING ANOTHER SISTER! LOL

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standard Flag post

Vanilla_one

Guys don't ebeef like we do, i'm sure that was entertaining, it would b even better if they was shirtless covered in baby oil in some jeans and timbs showing that V print

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blackraspberry Flag post

lol@pink

gurl u better go check the treehouse..! he probably got her bent over a tree stomp! lol

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ official - nah, no beef. Me and BKR always go back and forth cracking jokes on each other. He's a cool ass dude. I said some wild sh*t to him yesterday and C, PL, vanilla and mabeline were laughing at him.

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Cream6969 Flag post

@Standard...Damn, I can just picture that for some reason

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crafty Flag post

@ CREAM!!!

GOT SOMETHING U CAN PLAY WITH(AND ITS BIGGER THAN YOUR FINGERS) LOL.

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blackraspberry Flag post

Cream u live by crafty why havent u got at that????

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Lysia Flag post

she look like she a ghetto bustdown

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minx Flag post

Awwwww CRAFTY....that was too cute!

**this n1ggas [EXPLETIVE] pass is good for two more weeks**

GOOD MORNING YALL!!! ANY LUCK ON FINDING NEW MEAT??? (For y'all of course, cuz I got NASTY for that)

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standard Flag post

LMBAO @ SBW, now if it was the b1tch Dolly, we bail her out and have a party with some strippers

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minx Flag post

pinklici Flag post

I can't find my man!

And Minx ain't here either!

*searching my purse for my .22* ***************

GIRL sit cho ass down. I'm sure he has a perfectly good explanation (besides the ones I left in his pocket).

Naw I'm kidding. I haven't seen him.

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

D-Jizzle Flag post

DADDIES P

BUENO!!! COMO ESTAS?? ************************************************* muy bien- official is that right? lol!

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Cream6969 Flag post

@Blackrasp...Going for "respectable" approach....lol but, this Weekend might be it!!!!

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ DaddiesPrincess - (hand on the bible, under oath) I tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. lol.

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crafty Flag post

minx Flag post

Awwwww CRAFTY....that was too cute!

**this n1ggas [EXPLETIVE] pass is good for two more weeks**

GOOD MORNING YALL!!! ANY LUCK ON FINDING NEW MEAT??? (For y'all of course, cuz I got NASTY for that)

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I THOUGHT MY PASS WAS GOOD FOR TWO MORE WEEKS?

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vanilla_one Flag post

LMAO @ BLACKRASP AND STANDARD!!

STANDARD THAT WOULD BE VERYYYY ENTERTAINING!(*SINGING* MMMM GOOD, MMM GOOD, THAT'S WHAT CAMPBELL'S SOUP BE..MMM GOOD!! LOL)

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

lmao @ lysia!

hey minx

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mzarrogance Flag post

@ standard - i'm going out there to work friday. it's so sad.

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officialbronxite Flag post

vanilla LMAO.. shuck & jive!!

SBW for real tho tell her we do not have petty cash neither!!

pink breathe ma he is here

imdiog LMAO!! you saw that right?? how silly!.. work is so monotonous.. i need to move on, i'm searching for peace in my life, it comes in small forms were i find comfort, but i want peace all day..

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blackraspberry Flag post

lol@cream i know thats right..tell us all the details when u do!!

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pinklici Flag post

Fukk a Crafty! I keep checking your lil story in CN and you ain't changed it to include me yet. So what if I have a man? I'm part of the SBS.

Watch me compose a CN story about the third legged men of MTO and leave your ass out! See how you like that s/hit.

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standard Flag post

Cream

i'm so picturing to sexy ass dude wrestling with no shirts on, str8 bodyslaming each other, like some WWE type [EXPLETIVE] with just the right build, not that over the top muscular looking dudes. i'm thinking more like football without the uniforms

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

Ok BKR you did. All the people in my head huh? How about one of my personalities that know ya vending machine ass is really leaving just to get some snacks. Or is it my other personality that knows that your 12 year old ass got a book report due, not for you, but for the dude that punks ya ass everyday in class and slaps the sh*t out of the back of your neck until you give up ya lunch money. If you need help getting your dignity back young one, you know where me and all of my personalities are. lol.

*************************************************

ROTFLMAO[SPAM]!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF HAPPENED?

DAMN RIGHT STANDARD AND OFFICIAL!

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officialbronxite Flag post

dp si mami

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mzarrogance Flag post

did any of you see spike lee's documentary on katrina?

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esotericdredz Flag post

Oh please, just because the prosecutor asks for it doesn't mean the judge will impose it. You hardly ever see anyone go to jail for disorderly conduct.

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crafty Flag post

Cream6969 Flag post

@Blackrasp...Going for "respectable" approach....lol but, this Weekend might be it!!!! .................................................................................................................................................... YEAHHHHHHH!!! **DOING JUMPING JACKS,STRETCHING,PUSH-UPS**

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strongblackwoman Flag post

standard Flag post

Cream

i'm so picturing to sexy ass dude wrestling with no shirts on, str8 bodyslaming each other, like some WWE type [EXPLETIVE] with just the right build, not that over the top muscular looking dudes. i'm thinking more like football without the uniforms

*************************************************

FUK BODY SLAMMING EACH OTHER BODY SLAM ME! LOL

LMAO AT PINKLICI!

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HELLA_YELLA Flag post

MY BAD, WHAT UP MZARROGANCE

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Cream6969 Flag post

@Blackrasp...oh yea, I WILL!!!

brb

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voodoolady Flag post

MAMACITA-back that azz up, ho, I"M the light skinned, passe blanc chick with "good" long dark hair who will drop the $700 Louis V Speedy(case you didn't know, the biggest)kick of my Giuseppe Zanotti's and whoop your muthafukn azz like you stole somethin....Bi.tch I laughs at you broke, tore down wannabe ebay buying, mto typing, no-life having skanks...B.itch if you died and came back you STILL couldn't be me....AND the multi-personality hoe Smurfberry Crunch, you tired hoe seeking to see peoples private parts on the net...HOW TIRED IS THAT? you can't get a real live man so you rely on Cyber sex, you pitiful bum bi.tch....Now thats the read for the day...OUT Biaatcheess!!!!! **********************

mamacita Flag post

Fasten yall seatbelts cuz imma bout to let it rip on MR. Voodoolady!! You say you have "good hair"? What is it sewn or glued? You say you'll put down your LV speedy bag(the big one)? You dumb ass fake ass wanna be fly ass b!tch,its called the SPEEDY 30. Anybody who really has one would know that and it costs exactly $535 from the LV store not e-bay you corn muffin head b!tch. You say you'll kick off your Giuseppe's? Where you hear that one? Oh let me guess Beyonce right!!! Kick them off and do what? And is it just me or did your punk ass run and hide till we all signed off to come back wit this bullsh!t? *******************

ANYBODY CATCH THIS SH1T YESTERDAY???

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strongblackwoman Flag post

I haven't mzarrogance, is it on dvd or something? I remember when he came to Florida State man that shyt was beyond pack you would have thought he was the pope!

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crafty Flag post

@ PINKLICI!!

I'M WORKING ON IT NOW BABY

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

official- Thank you blackdaddy is not the only one who was watching Dora lol!

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D-Jizzle Flag post

hey!!!

obx creams big craft hella sbw standard vanilla minx

errbody else brasp

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D-Jizzle Flag post

hey!!!

obx creams big craft hella sbw standard vanilla minx

errbody else brasp

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strongblackwoman Flag post

minx i just saw that lol on the other post when I was reading bkryn and Imiodigi11 lil fued

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minx Flag post

@CRAFTY - **whispering** shush n1gga, his ass is prolly round the corner or sumn...

**talking back in my regular tone, but 5 decibels higher so that people can hear me**

And for that matter, I will no longer be giving up the [EXPLETIVE] to you. I must remain monogomous. I'm back at home now.

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strongblackwoman Flag post

DP I HATE FUKIN DORA LOL THAT BYTCH GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES!!!! LOL

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Vanilla

Gurl i'm daydreaming like sh1t right now. i need a cigarette now...LOL

MZARRG Good Luck, its crazy out there

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ official - seriously, some crazy sh*t gets said on here everyday, but that was the wildest by far. Dolly was claiming her set on MTO. My jaw touched the floor. I had one of those laughs where the shoulders were shaking and everything. lol.

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

lmbao @ mamacita and voodoo lady going at it now that's entertainment!

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MDL219 Flag post

I agree sosincere. She should stand up for herself. She is not going to jail. The courts are mad because she has a real lawyer, who is doing the job. She has every right to depose all the police officers she wants. It is called pre-trial discovery. MTO your sources are wack. I am about to do a search and see who owns this site, so I can spread some rumors abou you.

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mzarrogance Flag post

@ sbw - i asked b.c the black woman who snapped throughout all four parts works in the ATL airport. she is sooo cool and down to earth. i had to give her my respect for speaking the truth and not sugar coating a thing in that movie. i also liked what she had to say to bush's momma.

@ hella - it's cool! i still have those cookies... the breakfast of champions! LOL

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D-Jizzle Flag post

SBW!!

quit hatin on dora da explora,she raw

SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

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IMdiogi11 Flag post

@ official - seriously, some crazy sh*t gets said on here everyday, but that was the wildest by far. Dolly was claiming her set on MTO. My jaw touched the floor. I had one of those laughs where the shoulders were shaking and everything. lol.

************************************************* LMAO!

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officialbronxite Flag post

fred fuk you.. keep kicking me out and watch

blackrasp i was LMAO @ the treehouse shiit but you said tree stomp its stump.. omg i'm in tears already its to early for this shiit

DP yeah that dora is very helpful!

wassup djizzle

imdiog oh so it was bkr you were talking to .. aight i'm going to read it.. oh well i guess someone decided to save me some time and copied &pasted one of your comments, hold up let me read it.. omg that was super funny!! LMAO..

mzarrogance i watched it once.. i cant do it again... it was to heartbreaking for me.. i cried alot..

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sbw- lmao (come on vamonos everybody lets go) but you like spongebob right?

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crafty Flag post

@ D-JIZZLE!!

WHATS UP!!

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mzarrogance Flag post

whoever is arguing w. voodoo, let her know that passe blanc and lightskinned is the same thing. furthermore, using that term is sooo slave mentality! just saying...

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pinklici Flag post

@Minx...I caught that s/hit last night @ home but I don't comment on MTO nonsense when I'm in "Mommy and Wifey" mode.

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strongblackwoman Flag post

MZARROGANCE: I have to look into that i love documentaries

DP HELL YEAH SPONGEBOB KEEPS IT REAL! "IM READY IM READY" LOL

OFFICIAL NOW U KNOW I HAD TO CPY AND PASTE LOL

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ReeRee Flag post

Ok. I'm back!!! Thanks everyone who wished me well. Ya'll had to notice that I left early yesterday!!

@Crafty: That's what's up?

@SBW: I've been on more than you. At least when I come on, I comment. Oh yeah, thanks for being my adjective!!! lol

**side note** Did anyone watch Girlfriends on Monday?

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blackraspberry Flag post

Let me ask yall a question??? HAVE ANY OF YOU BITCHES EVER GOT THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD!! FUK NO! CAUSE YOU DONT DO NO FUKING WORK!!!lol

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mzarrogance Flag post

CRAFTY - are you going to edit your dedication?

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vanilla_one Flag post

hey djizzle!!!

damn SBW you just had to go pull that damn post back up with IMD, *there goes my coffee spitting out on the keyboard from laughing* OMFG!!loll

minx yeah I seen that post last night when I was logging off!! lmaoo

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blackraspberry Flag post

lol@official oh damn my fault homey....do the treep stomp! lol

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officialbronxite Flag post

ROTFLMAO @imdiog.. that was one of the funniest thus far

sbw back pack back pack, say it with me, back pack back pack!!

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crafty Flag post

@ D-JIZZLE!!

YOU SEE THAT DUMB ASS NI99A (JENA 6) SHOWING OFF ALL THE MONEY THAT PEOPLE PUT UP TO HELP HIS DUMB ASS?

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DaddiesPrincess Flag post

lmao @ D-jizzle Back pack Back pack

OMG i blame this on my niece lol! (knowing damn well i watch Dora on my own i am so ashamed)

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mzarrogance Flag post

CRAFTY - are you going to edit your dedication? .........................................................