OH MY!!! WOMAN FINDS NEKKID BURGLAR IN HOME … SO SHE GRABS HIS PACKAGE … AND SQUEEZES UNTIL THE POLICE COME!!!


 







December 31, 2008. PORTLAND, Ore. – (AP) The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

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COMMENTS:

    sade87
    lmfao
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    Tif
    That's the way to do it. Too bad you can't put some latex gloves on first.
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    Low on cash?Me Too, Bitches!

    MkyCrzy
    Ima boy Damien!!!!! lol
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    Dont Jump... B MOVE!

    mesh222
    wow!
     

    johnetta2008
    thats crazy he was looking to get some
     

    chitownbaby
    AKA HE HAD A LIL PEE PEE AND HE WAS NOT A WELL ENDOWED BROTHER THEY SAID HE SLIDE ON OUT GRANNY HANDS RIGHT? WELL YOU KNOW GRANNY AINT HAD NO d8ICK SINCE THE LATE 60'S SHE HAD A TIGHT GRIP ON THAT!
     

    Cruz4u
    She hadn't had no d*ick in a minute so she had to get it any way she could
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    MilTown in da house

    He_a_qt
    omg this is so funny. she really had him by the balls
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    projectkidchris
    THATS WHAT YOU CALL TAKING MATTER INTO YOUR OWN HAND!!!
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    MTO NEED TO GET A LIFE. OR MAY I NEED TO

    noodlebird
    Wow.
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    Yardie Fi Life, Hail Up Uncle J.

    Goose82084
    LOL!!!! Chall i woulda ring that off his body fa him, @cruz4u let me tell you some thing when you scared you'll do anything you have to do to avoid yourself getting injured or even killed.
     

    iLuvMTO
    im here
     

    LoveMeLynn
    what she shud have done iis poured some water on his ass and tore his ass up with a niice leather belt. whoopins sting more when u wet nd nakee.
    dont ask me how ii know..lol
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    Mass84
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    lol
     

    angelr
    SHE SHOULD OF CUT IT OFF!!!
     

    RdotRdotDubya
    OK, SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...

    MY MAN WAS ALREADY BUTT AZZ NAKED WHEN HE GOT INSIDE THE HOUSE???

    MAN, WHAT IN THE...???
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    I refuse to read ALL of the posts. D@mn!

    Tiff2fresh
    She taking the law into her own hands!
     

    tjtrae1
    We are extra sensitive down there but come on an 88year old woman shouldn't have the strength to grab your shyt and keep you at bay to the cops come-smh
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    Stop following and become a leader..

    121269
    she should have snatch them off ,and made balls in rice smothered in gravy.lololol...jeffery dahmer would have.
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    LIL MISS CUTIE

    cameronangel
    ROFL

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    Drac
    Co-sign with RdotRdotDubya

    What stupid mutha phucka conducts a burglary butt ass naked. I know that HAD to be a WHITE boy!

    Grandma off the chain though...
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    Everybody want heaven, nobody wants dead

    iim_so_htown
    Soooo He Tore Away??

    Did He Leave With Both Testicles?
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    Getting The Most And Not The Lesser

    yamomma
    I bet he wasnt expectin that shyt..
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    fukk jay-z

    NVDdark1
    she was actually givin him a reach around but her arthritis started actin up
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    The blacker the berry...ahhh phuck it.

    MochAquariuS
    whew! she's a youthful, quick thinking, strong, not-your-average-88yr old apparently! Go head Gmama! that's what i'm talkin' bout!
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    DQC
    oh
    she had to be old cause if i find a hot burglar in my home and he's packing heavy and he's fine... i'm raping him before i call the cops! an eye for an eye.. a crime for a crime.
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    bigtymvp
    yawn
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    yczfinest
    boring yo
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    myspace.com/jardonzworld HOLLER!!!!

    mizz_naysi
    Well alright granny...
    Do what you gotta do to save i guess...
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    mizz_naysi
    =survive=
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    ashstew84
    HEY MY MOMY ALWAYS TOLD ME TO GO FOR THE NUTS FIRST THEN RUN SO GRANNY GOT IT GOING ON!!

    HEY EVERYBODY BE SAFE TONIGHT IF YOUR GOING OUT TO THE CLUBS OR EVEN TO CHURCH LIKE ME I WANNA SEE YOU ALL BACK HERE THURSDAY MORNING SAFE AND SOUND!!
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    LOVING THE MOMMY LIFE!!

    yummers
    DAMN SOME SHId HAPPENED LIKE THAT DOWN HERE IN PHILLY YESTERDAY..SMH
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    Tanky
    Damn Shame!!!
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    Happy New Year!!!

    mskiki
    face down in a chair? he was nude? i hope he didnt try to rape her? that guy is mentally ill and i sicko! go grandma! i jus hope she sanitized her hands afterwards!
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    Ignorance is bliss on this website!

    cutenkinky
    oh
    she had to be old cause if i find a hot burglar in my home and he's packing heavy and he's fine... i'm raping him before i call the cops! an eye for an eye.. a crime for a crime.

    <giggle>
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    Do0bi321
    g-ma got that one
    lmpao
     

    ISIS
    Thats right gran , wring that shi't off
     

    Divaonadime
    You go Grandma!....Grab that shyte! You know nana aint tryin get raped on New Year's Eve! She should of yanked off them balls for next year's tree.
     

    allahuakbar
    If I was the arresting officer he would accidently come up with a concussion.
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    Calling Me an AA, Devil I‘m Black!

    Marvalette
    Grandma and the blue balls. LOL
     

    AllLies
    @ cutenkinky...You are wrong for that one...LOL!
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    TexasGlamourChic
    lmao @ MkyCrzy! Same thing I was thinking when I read the headline!!!
     

    whatwhatwhat
    That's a nutcracker
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    I just couldn‘t be the gay girl.

    monique2468
    lmao what was he doing naked
     

    klauze
    BUT WHY WAS THE DUDE?!...FORGET IT
    SOUNDz CRAZY
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    Brooklyn_Chick
    lmao dats 2 fuuny
    how u in ppl crib naked
    dat jus makes no sense 2 me




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    i aint gotta hate, im a dime piece dont u see it in mah teeth..
     

    Selector
    dON'T U GO phuckin WID GRANDMA
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    Excuse me while I light my spliff

    tempertease
    what ever
    its snowing like crazy here
    in indiana!
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    dark chocolate suprise

    Carameleyez
    he was just gone take him some of that ewwwww
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    Only God can judge Me....so Fu@k you

    MissJNS
    This story is at least 10 years old. SAME exact story about an elderly black woman who was being sexually assaulted and she outsmarted him by grabbing it and squeezing it til cops came...yadda, yadda, yadda. The woman was on Montel Williams when he did a show on women being assaulted. Look it up on UTube
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    KhandiGurl
    HAHAHAHAHA that how you do it mama!!!! LMAO
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    BrooklynzFynest
    Hahaha
     

    AKeysWannabee
    I woulda tried to pull that sh&t outta its socket..
     

    iHEART
    wOw
     

    visweetess
    cute...

    www.yawdtalk.com
     

    mythangBIG
    damn
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    My Shaft....will block out the SUN...

    IGOTSUMTHIN2SAY
    How are you going to rob someone naked.....did he at least have a bag for the goods?...**confused**
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    IMA NEED U 2 DO BETTA!

    chicagofinest1
    SHE WAS TRYING TO RIP OUT HIS BALLS!!!!! ONE FOR THE GRANDMOTHER!!!!! DUDE IS NASTY AZZ FREAK!!!!!
     

    chicagofinest1
    SHE WAS TRYING TO RIP OUT HIS BALLS!!!!! ONE FOR THE GRANDMOTHER!!!!! DUDE IS NASTY AZZ FREAK!!!!!
     

    2sexy4sho2
    lmao but seriously you dont be thinking when your scared as sh_t,you reach for anything
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    r.i.p michael jackson you will be missed

    fire4u
    Grandma.. behave yourself now.
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    Whatever,I keep it real...Atl

    Flap_Wonderland
    Based on what the man is charged with, they may know each other. Maybe he was trying give her a Christmas present in his birthday suit. My question is what in the world is private indecency? Couples beware! The police will be looking into your bedrooms looking for private indecency. What the hell was I about to say?
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    PhreshKidFromDaSouth
    LMAO AHAHA WOO I LOVE IT! DATZ WAT IM TALKIN BOUT GRANNY I WOULDA CASTRATED HIS AZZ HE WOULD CRY AT DA WORD SEX FOR DA REST OF HIS LIFE LOL
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    so freakin pissed at dem damn cowboys :|

    bebeswagga
    wowwwww lol
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    IMSONEGATIVE
    WTF! DAMN IS MEN THIS DESPERATE NOW DAYS! COME ON NOW! LOL THAT OLDER LADY HAD TO GET HER A LIL FEEL! LOL
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    NorthCarolinaishott
    WOW...!
    WHAT WAS HE THINKING?
    NO, WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?
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    I am the Last Word! OMG

    Coffeecolor
    I'm glad she thought on her feet.Keep your elderly close.
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    Remember The Beautiful Things....

    seximocha511
    SHE MADE SOME MEAT AND TATOES.
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    Live da Life u Love n Love da Life u Liv

    tammy609
    I would have been bleaching the hell out of my hands. I would have been smelling bleach for weeks. I'd probably wear plastic gloves for about a year anytime I eat.
     

    piggy44
    What had happen was he thought he wanted that old sh#t as long as it was covered up and he didn't see it, but when that moomoo (robe) fell off. That nig#a tried to run and she grabed them balls. By then Granny was already moist and ready for some action. Yall know better than to get a person all hot and moist then try and bell out. That kinda sh#t will get yo ass raped. Granny called the PoPo cause she was moist and mad that she ain't get some of that ding ding. Next time tighten that moomoo (housecoat) and jus open wide Granny and turn your head. Sorry your Jump Off got away. Maybe the new year will bring you a new Pervert. GET It! GET IT! Grandma!
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    Too deep 4 sum & @ sea level 4 others

    Lemon_Glaze
    Lmao @ some of the comments.....
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    Lemon_Glaze
    Lmao @ some of the comments.....
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    ivey
    HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!






    PLEASE BE SAFE! IF YA GONNA GET DRUNK, WORRY ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET HOME IN THE MORNING! LOL REAL TALK YA'LL....BE SAFE!











    2009 HERE WE COME!
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    speakerboxxxbby
    AHAAA, GRAMS WAS SQUEEZIN' HELLA HARD!!!!!
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    my son is my WORLD . lil big head self .

    laeaglin
    way to go granny!!
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    it‘s simple; you‘re a moron.

    bew-t
    He got just what his nasty @zz deserved!
     

    queen_pin
    IF HE WANTS TO GIVE IT THEN TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN AND SNATCH IT OFF ONE DAY MEN WILL GET ENOUGH OF TRYING TO OVER POWER US
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    queen_pin
    IF HE WANTS TO GIVE IT THEN TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN AND SNATCH IT OFF ONE DAY MEN WILL GET ENOUGH OF TRYING TO OVER POWER US
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    FcknHoe
    lofl
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    Kiss My Red Ass ♥

    Girlsluvgems
    OUCH!!!!
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    You‘re so UGLY when you cry.....PLEASE!

    KEEYSHAJ50
    ILL LOL
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    ...R.I.P M.J...

    RedDragon
    THAT'S GOOD FOR HIS NASTY AZZ. I CANT STAND THESE NASTY CONTS...HELL I WOULD HAVE TRIED TO CUT THE BYTCH OFF...
     

    TDR25
    Bet he's not going back to that house any time soon...well, at least not naked he is.
     


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