: MediaTakeOut.com has exclusively learned that Jennifer Lopez is in labor and is expected to give birth today. One of our spies at the hospital confirmed this info EXCLUSIVELY to us this morning.
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EDITOR'S NOTE - Despite what other press outlets are reporting, MediaTakeOut.om is 100% certain J Lo's in the hospital right now.
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StinaBaby Flag post Congrats to her, but she's having the babies early. --------------- www.myspace.com/enstyle_beauty@yahoo.com =================================================
wtf?? i know you dont have those baby hairs swerved to the side? who do you think you are Chilli? and whats goin on with the hair? Do u guys see this atrocity? i am truly baffled that someone would walk around with BABY HAIRS! NOT CUTE!
Pretty_Round_Brown Flag post StinaBaby Flag post Congrats to her, but she's having the babies early. --------------- www.myspace.com/enstyle_beauty@yahoo.com =================================================
wtf?? i know you dont have those baby hairs swerved to the side? who do you think you are Chilli? and whats goin on with the hair? Do u guys see this atrocity? i am truly baffled that someone would walk around with BABY HAIRS! NOT CUTE!
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I FEEL ON THE FLOOR ON THIS ONE.. YA'LL BOUGHT TO GET ME FIRED TODAY..... LMFAO....
I believe that those babies were conceived by invitro fertilization.Because she could not get pregnant the normal way due to Marcs little noodle. I also believe that the baby shower gifts were purposely wrapped in blue or pink to fool the media. I hope that she has a c-section so that her cootch* does not get too strechy for little Marc
'Jennifer Lopez is not in labor,' says Marc Anthony's rep
Washington, Jan 29 : Reports that Jennifer Lopez is in labor have been dismissed by her husband Marc Anthony's rep.
The rep quashed rumours that the singer/actress might be giving birth very soon, insisting that the online reports are "not true."
"It's not true. We have been getting the same phone calls since last week," Usmagazine.com quoted the rep, as saying.
"Everybody figures it is happening around now so they have started throwing out the story hoping they will be right and be the one to break the news but it isn't yet," the rep added.
Lopez and Anthony, who have been married since June 2004, finally confirmed the pregnancy during the final stop on the couple's El Cantante tour in Miami on November 7.
Lopez recently announced that she had scrapped plans to have a Scientology 'silent birth'.
Congrats to them on possible twins, So now Marc will have 5 kids by 3 women "CLASSY"! How come JLO never was out and about with his 2 smaller kids by his ex-wife, maybe the hood in her did't want to *** with his kids by another female. But I know JLO is secretly thinking I can get my body back right before summer comes.
I think Janet will be following the same suit pretty soon. She expressed her desire to have kids but if she has them with JDupri, those poor babies will be midgets!! I'm just clowning!
(MTO don't steal my story, cuz you heard it from me, TTIIAA77 FIRST!!)
HeyKoolAID, maybe when her kids get a lil older we might see some "family bonding" with his other kids.
whatwhatwhat Flag post @fierce_wit_it
I like miss_charmin1978 titties. They are au natural. And big. Don't hate cuz yours don't hang like that. I bet she gets much *** wearing that dress. *************************************************
no mine don't HANG like that, they sit up right lmao, and ain't nothing wrong with big titties but there is something wrong with sagging ones
I wonder how people like J. Lo and Marc feel when they have happiness, think about the people they stepped on to get it. Marc's ex-wife was left with 2 small children so he and J. Lo could go have a future together. How selfish.
The baby (ies) are a wonderful thing but Karma will come back to both of them. Look at Britney.
Lol ya'll are so childish, why argue with a person you will never see or meet. Seriously MS. Charmin You know who you are, you know what your worth F them don't acknowlege this nobody let him her, he or she say whatever they please. Correction let them type what they want they need to find flaws in people over the internet to feel better about themselves look at the aviator what does that say (its sayes a lot to me)
Mscharmin we aren't the only ones talking about those sag bags, you have people in the forum section talking as well, exibit A:
215girl Flag post I KEEP TYRING TO TELL YALL CHRIS TA TAS ARE NOT BAD GO TO THE MONIQUE THREAD AND LOOK FOR CHARMIN PIC, THAT GIRLS TA TAS ARE LIKE A TRAIN ON THE BACK OF A WEDDING DRESS.....LONG!!!!
LOL @MTO wanting to be credited like they broke the story. I read YESTERDAY on 2 different sites-not yours, that she was at NORTH SHORE Hospital in LI, checking in. Stop acting like you're breaking news or something. I need to stop wasting my internet time coming to this site!
Congrats to them though!
@UBEENPLAYED I'M NOT GONNA BRING THIS *** ON EVERY STORY MTO REPORTS... IF U WANT TO GO ON ANOTHER BLOG.... DO SO CAUSE BEETCH U AIN'T SAYIN *** THAT WILL MAKE ME STOP POSTING MY COMMENTS. ***! YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE U DON'T MISS YOUR FOOD STAMP APPOINTMENT!!!! WELFARE RECIPENT!! U ON HERE EVERYDAY CRITIZING FOLKS WHEN U PROBABLY LOOK LIKE A BLACK BURNT TOENAIL LOL
LOL SapphicLove......you are so right. My breasts are not at all saggy, but I know better than to waste my time explaining it to the haters on the board. And yes, they are real and quite perky.......but we can leave it to the folks who have not a single pic posted or a pic of someone (or something) we know for sure that's not them. Chances are, all of them put together do not begin to be equivalent to one of me. I'm just glad I don't stoop down to a level so low to blast on people I don't know or never provoked me in the first place.......:)
miss_charmin1978 Flag post LOL SapphicLove......you are so right. My breasts are not at all saggy, but I know better than to waste my time explaining it to the haters on the board. And yes, they are real and quite perky.......but we can leave it to the folks who have not a single pic posted or a pic of someone (or something) we know for sure that's not them. Chances are, all of them put together do not begin to be equivalent to one of me. I'm just glad I don't stoop down to a level so low to blast on people I don't know or never provoked me in the first place.......:)
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them drunk *** ti.tties sure are stooping somewhere! and you know they are not perky!
mspansy Flag post @ubeenplayed lmao i know for a fact you ugly!! If u ever do decide to put a pic up... it won't be u, cause my instincts are really strong about you lookin like a ***------MADBALL!!! LOL Either a MADBALL or a tight face cabbage patch kid!! lol *************************************************
I guess your instincts weren't strong enough to let you know not to put that gold wig on your head looking like a burnt out light bulb
@officialnunu I know u ain't trying to bounce fly lookin like pink panthers lil sis with all that purple an pink *** in yo hair. U insecure anyway....how in the hell sum beetches tell u to change your pic... an u do it, like a lil dumb beetch....an wut makes it sooooo bad they still was blasting on yo smashed in forehead! now u trying to get on the banwagon an hop fly.... an wut makes it even worse them tramps don't even have there pic up but tellin u, u need to put a new one up, u a scared lil chicken, on here trying to please folks
Take off all that mabeline and lets see the face under the makeup betta yet take the extinctions out too baldy locks!!!lol
I roll with the big fish u a guppy! scared trick
Fierce_wit_it I guess your instincts weren't strong enough to let you know not to put that gold wig on your head looking like a burnt out light bulb
yea an my instincts also told me, when i did put the highlights in my hair... i was gonna get jeaulous hoes like yaself to hate on it.
What color is in your hair? I mean on your scout baldy!
@ Ms Charmin
Ahem ...ahem.... ♫ mi mi mi ♫ mi miiiiiii♫
here goes...
♫Bag lady you gone hurt your back Dragging all them bags like that I guess nobody ever told you All you must hold on to Is you, is you, is you
One day both them bags gone get in your way One day all them bags gone get in your way I said one day all them bags gone get in your way One Day all them bags gone get in your way
So pack light Pack light Pack light Ooh ooh
Bag lady you gone miss your bus You can't hurry up Cause you got too much stuff When they see you comin *** take off runnin >From you it's true oh yes they do
One day he gone say you crowdin my space (♫with them boobs♫) One day he gone say you crowdin my space I said one day he gone say you crowdin my space One day he gone say you crowdin my space
So pack light [ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/RNX ] Pack light Pack light Ooh ooh
Bag lady Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go Ooh, ooh Girl you don't need it I betcha surgery can make it better Betcha photoshop can make it better Betcha victoria can make it better (Need someone to tell you right)
Bag lady, hmm Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go Girl you don't need that, hmm
Sowwy Ms Charmin I couldnt resist.
@SARAEFFYBABE BEETCH U A IDIOT...U SHOULD KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT ALL THE LICE THAT BE IN YOUR HAIR AN SCOUT WHITE TRAILER TRASH YO MAMMY A IDIDOT FOR HAVIN YOU WHITE PALE LOOKIN AZZ I'M READY TO MOP THE FLOOR JUST LOOKIN AT YOU LOL YO MAMMY SHOULD'VE TAUGHT U NEVER GET INVOLVED IN A BLACK CAP SESSION LMAO
*** you mrpansy and mediatakeout! mto can suck my big black d!ck you are all a bunch of african zulu ***!! fred or what ever your corny black azz name is can *** off and go *** your self!! your stupid azz site is a fraud you *** bytch azz ***!! what the *** happen to the super head post why i cant get on there to cuss out mrpansy??? go drink pyss you smelly black ***!! i want to *** in your food and watch you eat it you stink ***!
MTO IS LATE WITH THIS!!! I didnt know she was so *** far along! I thought she had at least 3 months to go..she really hid this pregnancy very well for as long as she could..but I have to agree with what someone said, Jennifer and Marc have used and stepped on a lot of people and ruined peoples lives to get to where they are personally and professionally..so Karma might bite them in the ***..all in all, I hope her babies are healthy and that they stay together, the world doesnt need another broken home
MissPancy is really making me mad with her stupid azz !!! First of all, when u black and ugly and look like JJ dad from Good Times, you know *** well you dont belong with no blonde in your hair. And why you s[SPAM]oooo *** greasy, you look like the type with hairy funky underarms with clumps of deodorant all caked up. And you're *** near illiterate, instead of taking care of your hair so hard, spend more time on the elementary schools basics, such as spelling and proper punctuation!!! Ya *** "little yellow bus rider"!!!
@ms. pansy - crawl back in ya ***?!?!? WTF? I thought that if you were ugly in the face, you could dazzle with intelligence. Yeeeeaaaah - guess not. Did you mean dam - as in hold back water - or *** - your face underneath that outdated gold mushroom hairstyle with the jacked cut-up bangs. Get it right. You have sucked big time today at every post you graced. Honestly - you look like the singer Sylvester from back in the day. Would have asked for your autograph, except he's dead.
Keep in mind, the more upset you get, the more incoherent you become. You are completely and totally an idiot. Take a bow, and learn to spell.
MTO Y YALL GOT THESE FAKE AZZ CULTURE JACKING HISPANICS ON HERE THAT OWE THEIR CARREERS IN LARGE PART TO RIPPING OFF BLACK CULTURE. J LOW PROVED SHE AINT NO RIDIN OUT RIDE OR DIE BIIIITCH WHEN SHE GOT OFF IN THAT CASE THAT INVOLVED PUFFY AND SHINE. NOW IF SHE WAS A REAL HOOD BIIIITCH Y THE HOE AINT TAKE THE CHARGE LIKE LIL KIM. I HATE THESE OLE FAKE BIIIITCHES THAT WANT ONLY CERTAIN PARTS OF BLACK CULTURE. OLE FAKE HOE. AND THIS BIIITCH GOT TO BE THE WORST SINGER OF ALL TIME. I DARE TO SAY WORSE THAN THE LIKES OF BEYONCE. J LOW U NEED TO THANK BLACK FOLKS AND IN LIVING COLOR FOR YOUR SUCCESS, STOP MAKING RECORDS AND TELL YOUR HISPANIC BRETHREN TO GET THE *** OFFF WELFARE, SECTION 8 AND OTHER GOV PROGRAMS. I AM SIK AND TIRED OF YALLL MILKIN MY HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS BIIIITCH. Y DONT U TAKE SOME OF THAT MONEY AND HELP BUILD A VIABLE ECONOMY IN THE COUNTRIES THAT ALL THESE *** ILLEGALS KEEP COMING FROM U TALENTLESS THIEVIN BIIIIITCH
MTO should have never allowed people to put their pics up. For some reason, alot of people come on here just to talk about the posters pictures. This is not a beauty pageant, so what's up with all of the judges on here? And for the record, Ms Charmin's dress was not designed to wear a bra with it. Why are people so uptight about it??? Let her do her. I've seen alot of hideous things on here, so dont just point her out.
@ greggy757, I agree... isn't there anything HIPPA and JACHO can do?! Or are they just as overwhelmed as the whole *** healthcare system?
Other than that... in other news cause in all reality, who cares? JLo will have (and has had) the BEST healthcare when many women who are pregnant will not, so I am sure she and hers will be just fine.
@ detroitmami, I agree! Cute baby pic too!
@jrlink @lonnydan @rozgirl @*** *** ALL YALL GO SUCK A FAT ONE AN DIE! I'M TIRED OF YOU COWARD AZZ BEETCHES TALKIN *** WIT NO PIC UP, ALL YALL ON HERE ARE ILLITERATE WITH NO MORALS OR VALUES! I JUST PUT TOGETHER 4 GROUP CRUISES WUT THE ***--- ARE YALL DOING? SITTIN ON HERE TRYNA MAKE A $1.00 OUTTA 15CENT U SEEM REALLY UPSET@JRLINK WUT'S WRONG? U CAN'T SLEEP? I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO EITHER WITH SHAVING CREAM ALL UNDER MY CHIN... GET THOSE BIG BLACK BUMPS FROM THE BACK OF YOUR NECK TOO LOOK LIKE RABIES!! LOL
@ROZGIRL By the way Ms. Pansy, is that an earring, a zit, or a third nostril on the side of your nose? I'm just saying... I MEANT TO SAY... DID U KNOW JEALOUSY IS A CANCER? CORRECTION FOR LONNYD'S AZZ SINCE SHE'S WATCHIN MY PENIMINSHIP WITH ONLY A 9TH GRADE EDUCATION....FAILED THE G.E.D. TEST 10 TIMES AN TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO TYPE! LOL
@SWISSCHEESE MissPancy is really making me mad with her stupid azz !!! First of all, when u black and ugly and look like JJ dad from Good Times, you know *** well you dont belong with no blonde in your hair. And why you s[SPAM]oooo *** greasy, you look like the type with hairy funky underarms with clumps of deodorant all caked up. And you're *** near illiterate, instead of taking care of your hair so hard, spend more time on the elementary schools basics, such as spelling and proper punctuation!!! Ya *** "little yellow bus rider"!!! MissPancy is really making me mad with her stupid azz !!! First of all, when u black and ugly and look like JJ dad from Good Times, you know *** well you dont belong with no blonde in your hair. And why you s[SPAM]oooo *** greasy, you look like the type with hairy funky underarms with clumps of deodorant all caked up. And you're *** near illiterate, instead of taking care of your hair so hard, spend more time on the elementary schools basics, such as spelling and proper punctuation!!! Ya *** "little yellow bus rider"!!! DAM U MAD.....HOES KILL ME COMIN ON HERE TRYIN TO CLOCK JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO LIFE GO TAKE OFF YA GRANDFATHER BIG DRAWS WIT ALL THAT *** IN 'EM U UGLY TOO THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY U ANGRY. "I'M TIRED OF THIS AND THAT" BEETCH U SOUND LIKE U 87 YEARS OLD U SOUND LIKE A GRUMPY OLE GOAT WITH NO LIFE. I SUGGEST U GIVE YA GRANDFATHER BACK HIS *** DRAWS AN SIT YO AZZ DOWN SOMEWHERE AN RELAX.....CASUE THEIRS NOTHIN U CAN DO ABOUT MY LOOKS....WIT CHA SEAL LOOKIN AZZ SOMEBODY POURED SOME ACID ON YOH FACE....THAT'S WHY YA PIC AIN'T UP!
@epitomeoffashion I can't wait to see how u look upside down....don't cry when those pennies start fallin out ya pocket along with a dolla bill flying outta ya implants cheap trick! U look like a sumo wrestler dressed up with sum tightazz white jockers on! u need to find a fashion consultant... cause your *** is wacked sweetie!
NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE IS JELEOUS OF THAT FACE!!! I give you Kudos, you are like a G, you just keep fighting, never giving up. You know your a ugly man, you never denied it. But in a way it hurts, to go to sleep at ***, and dream and pray to the LORD to annihilate the ugliness, then to wakeup and realize... that in your dreams, can you wish someone, anyone to be jeleous of you. But you have ***, to post that face on MTO! HOW do you do it?!! And taking no sides, Beauty is subjective but do you think YOU look better than epitomeoffashion?? If you do, remember it'd world balance of attractivness. Some are ugly, some are pretty and some are average. You fit in tht 1st catergory. Don't take your ish on MTO bloggers, take it out on you parents for getting blazed and tipsy during the accidental pregancy.
@600pound of *** NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE IS JELEOUS OF THAT FACE!!! I give you Kudos, you are like a G, you just keep fighting, never giving up. You know your a ugly man, you never denied it. But in a way it hurts, to go to sleep at ***, and dream and pray to the LORD to annihilate the ugliness, then to wakeup and realize... that in your dreams, can you wish someone, anyone to be jeleous of you. But you have ***, to post that face on MTO! HOW do you do it?!! And taking no sides, Beauty is subjective but do you think YOU look better than epitomeoffashion?? If you do, remember it'd world balance of attractivness. Some are ugly, some are pretty and some are average. You fit in tht 1st catergory. Don't take your ish on MTO bloggers, take it out on you parents for getting blazed and tipsy during the accidental pregancy. YOU NO ALOT ABOUT KUDO...MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE UR SCURRED AZZ CAN'T POST A REAL PIC U LOOK LIKE'EM U ALSO LOOK LIKE A SORRY HUNK OF DEAD ROACHES iGOTTA HAND IT TO U....U R ONE NON HAVIN PIC AZZ WORM STOMACH INFESTED LOOKING TRAMP....YOUR MAMMY GAVE U UP WHEN UR HEAD STARTED SWELLIN UP NO YOUR ADOPTED PARENTS DON'T WANT YOUR FATAZZ EITHER....DAM NOW WHAT? JUST STAY ON MTO ALL DAY AN TALK ABOUT PEOPLE....THAT'S A LIFE!!
Hold the *** up Ms. pansy. Lets get something straight you ugly *** ***. Now I'm a grown *** woman and said I wouldn't result to this childish *** on this site. But I will say not a *** thing about me is fake. Calling my titties fake is a compliment though. That means *** like you pay thousands to achieve my look. You need to hop right back into planet of the apes and get a job and get off MTO. Lames on here stealing pics and ***.Grow the *** up and hop off my ***. B..I..T..C..H
Mspansy, do not let this great big ol' internet gangsta get to you. Do what I do, thrive from it. So this person is getting everyone here hype about my breasts. Chalk him (or her) up as a loss. Yeah, "fierce wit it" online, but most likely a drippin' wet poosie in real life........so don't let it get under your skin......just another miserable hater hungry for attention.........
Hold the [EXPLETIVE] up Ms. pansy. Lets get something straight you ugly *** ***. Now I'm a grown *** woman and said I wouldn't result to this childish [EXPLETIVE] on this site. But I will say not a *** thing about me is fake. Calling my titties fake is a compliment though. That means *** like you pay thousands to achieve my look. You need to hop right back into planet of the apes and get a job and get off MTO. Lames on here stealing pics and [EXPLETIVE]Grow the [EXPLETIVE] up and hop off my ***. B..I..T..C..H PAY THOUSANDS TO ACHIEVE WUT LOOK? BEETCH THAT WHOLE OUTFIT LOOK LIKE U GOT IT AT WALMART U LOOK LIKE A *** *** WITH THAT BIG SPACEY HEAD OF YOURS... AN THOSE PINK DRIED UP LIPS U GOT LOOK NASTY....TRYN TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL BUT IT AIN'T WORKIN CAUSE YOU GOT A FOWL MOUTH. OR BETTA YET U LOOK MORE LIKE A D-O-***-***-E-Y!!
