SHOCKING DISCOVERY: Crack Cocaine Found In Man's BOOTY CRACK - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2008


SHOCKING DISCOVERY: CRACK COCAINE FOUND IN MAN'S BOOTY CRACK
 







February 05, 2008. HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night.

Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sgt. Jim Robison said.

Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers.

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    PlatnumPlus
    EWWWWWWWW... Stinky Booty Lil Boy..
    Whoeva Smoke Dat Ish Gon' B Mega High!!! LOL
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    KEEL
    That's what you call puttin' a grip on thangs....
    remember CRACK KILLS...
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    "if you know me, you‘ll know

    DubR
    SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO...P KEEP YOUR HEAD UP THESE BAMMA'S DON'T GET
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    blackexec
    sick.

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    nelly3336
    He is just NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
     

    whatamess
    IT'S REAL IN THAT AZZ MAIN! LEAVE THAT CRACK ALONE... LITERALLY!
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    THIS lookn a$$......lmao

    Oldenough
    NO COMMENT !!!!!! EWWWWW
     

    Reallytho
    Brother got caught when the cops noticed the smell of hot rectum.
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    vote4misskeke
    DAMN, DOO-DOO BROWN. HE NEEDS TO GET ANOTHER OCCUPATION. WHAT AN ASSS.. lol
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    ho, put some clothes on...

    MrsBe
    Well at least now it is open wide enough so when he's in jail
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    Don‘t like it? Close your eyes

    DippedInChocolate
    HIS [EXPLETIVE] MUST BE WIDE AS HELL!
     

    mssofyne27
    I guess MTO and a lot of these other folks in here don't have people from the hood, that's one of the first places they hide it or in they mouth when cops come around..c'mon on now, this is unfortunate, but not at all shocking....
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    What is meant to be will be...

    ATLPeach404
    Crimininals been doing that. Dont ya'll watch Court tv or rather Tru TV? They do all that shyt just to not get caught.
     

    MsGleam
    Eeewww, who collected the evidence!?

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    jenjen
    Ex-con...... he know all the tricks huh? I wonder what else this gangster sticks up his booty crack?? How you doin'
     

    Kasey30
    Forget MTO, I'm breaking this 1st. Diddy's new group on making the band is called "826 Boys", named after the date they were formed. 8/26/7
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    Lipstk kila ooh Im such a fukin lady

    STAYPOPPIN01
    Man, I'm glad I"m not a crackhead around his way!
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    Brilliant achievements are 2nd nature

    Rar1Ty
    it's nasty as hell...but i'm not shocked. happens all the time...sad what drugs have done to this country
     

    kgrady01
    HOW BIG IS HIS AZZ? 20 PACS SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
     

    MochaDLight
    Hell naw, LMAO, WTF. Now thats news LOL that some funny Ish. But its nothing new how do you thing people smuggle drugs. DUH!
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    There is hope.

    lusil1976
    He kinda looks like Reggie Bush.
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    I don‘t break hearts, I melt em

    whatwhatwhat
    OK, I get how he pushed 15 bags of crack up his ass. But how in the hell do the police know to look there? Hell the police in my neighborhood won't even look in the bushes.
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    My man sho knows how to satisfy a woman

    smuvJ
    undercover punk
     

    ATLPeach404
    ^^Because thats what known criminals do to hide drugs.
     

    HotBoy33
    Yep it was crack. I'm the one that found it in his pootie pack.


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    PharoahsAngel
    Wow!!! Forget for a moment that they found the crills but, for him to be able to fit them in there...old boy was taking back shots...MTO just outed him...lol
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    Pardon my swag,I‘m a hard act to follow.

    Bishop_Tee
    hahahahahahaha That's all I have to say
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    ~Happy B~DAY VAIN & BUNNI! LOVE YA! grrr

    REMY123
    WHERE ELSE DO THEY HIDE IT???

    I mean they even showed that on Clockers...why is this news bulletin when EVERY DRUG DEALERS STASHES THERE...

    and whoever asked the question "how did police no to look there", then again I say EVERY DRUG DEALERS STASHES IT THERE...they know it won't be the FIRST place they look if they happened to get searched...

    it wasn't IN his rectum, DAMN...
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    DC_REALEST
    this ish just CRACK's me up.
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    LAMES make me SICK...420 all day

    Bishop_Tee
    Lmao !! @PharoahsAngel

    u right...maybe he was a part time fudge-packer..wow thx Mto..lololol
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    ~Happy B~DAY VAIN & BUNNI! LOVE YA! grrr

    H-TownsDiva44
    yes sir..thats how it goes down in the hood
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    Bytch Im Da Bomb Like Tic Tic!!!!!!!!!!!

    jjjones
    He gives a whole new meaning to "CRACK" cocaine....lol
     

    REMY123
    FOUND IN MAN'S BOOTY **CRACK**

    ...NOT HIS RECTUM
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    BrotherT
    ooooppsss...what a clown
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    Your no daisy....

    trinigyal05
    15!?
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    FINALLY the big 2-1

    ladytee35
    I would not have been the person that was buying that from him funky crack ump shameful lol
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    Same Toilet Different SH*T!

    almighty-mouth
    Hey, it's called "Crack"!

    @reallytho
    baby, you long overdue for a pedicure... them dogs are lookin' rough!!
     

    1sexycapricorn
    Hey, I guess some peep will go to any length to cover up the evidence...to bad this dude got cracked up...lol
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    Step ya game up...314 StAnD uP!!!!!

    koko_kisses401
    @mssofyne27 and remy123

    I was wondering if i was the only one that thought this was "normal" behavior from a fleeing drug dealer. The rectum is the first place brother's put their stash when running from the po po. It's the same place where inmate's hide contraband when they are locked up. MTO didn't have to show this man's picture for this bit of "ghetto info".
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    2901mslisa
    This dude was just sitting on top of his shyt. The drugs was found in his booty cheeks not anus. there is a slim difference.
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    POORICHBOY
    MTO is out of touch with the streets. Ni**as been using that hiding space. Narcos in the D be all up in fools a**hole looking for dope. Hustling aint all rappers make it sound like. Fools be goin through so much just to get by. If you aint in the game makin $ that caint fold you need not apply.
     

    Imabossbytch
    LMAO yall crazy "Booty Crack" I'm over herer CRACKIN' up!
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    Love your haters their your biggest fans

    lifegroove
    That's one ugly dude. People is it worth sticking crack cocaine up your azz. You are wasting your life when you get into drugs. Dude need to turn his life around and just live an honest life. If you want a good and prosperous life you have to dedicate it to God and do good. The reward for Good is Good. Sad another negroe caught up on drugs.
     

    bamachik07
    Some of you must not be familiar with the drug game. Almost everyone I know has a hand in it. It's the most common place to keep your stash, especially when you're on the block. Either there or in your mouth. Please read the headline...it says in his CRACK...NOT his ASS!!!
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    Bama born and raised

    Drea77
    bamachik: I was just about to write that...you beat me to the punch. They can't keep it inside their [EXPLETIVE] people...you think the dealers gonna squat and push it out everytime they make a sale on the block?! They put their bags inside a baggie or cellefane (i dont know how to spell that) from a cigarette pack and put it there. Cops aren't gonna look there if they are doing a quick random search of the guys on the block.
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    Cant help who u love, ur not supposed to

    Drea77
    azzholes
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    Cant help who u love, ur not supposed to

    plug
    oh my in his crack huh mmmmmm i wonder what else he put in that crack
     

    walts_sexy_wife
    he dumb he shoulda hid it under his nuts...but it depends if they did a drop & squat search lmao
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    I‘m Baltimore‘s Finest 410 GET UP!

    MzBoo
    LOL!
    He uh Crack head!
    Well Dats wat u found in his butt........
    -+-
    I wounder if he's gay
    cuz no staright man would put sumin' up his A%#!
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    raythedamager
    Just think if n!gg@s put this much effort into going to school and getting real jobs...
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    jade6969
    CRACK IS WACK
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    What I Eat Don‘t Make You Sh*!

    MONIQUEP
    ISNT THAT WHERE PEOPLE USUALLY HIDE IT?
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    IllBeYourThinspo
    What I want to know is, how did he get it wide enough for all that?! Hmm...
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    +i hate wiggers+

    GameFaceCEO
    YEAH THAT IS PRETTY ROUTINE... NOT AT ALL NEWS
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    OhSoCrUnK
    LMAO!!damn how big was his crack...15bags thats not normal
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    Usnrpao1
    If you REALLY want to get high, I know a way:

    Learn to Travel for FREE and get PAID too!!!!
    Go to http://www.ytb.com/Usnrpao1
     

    texas_sweety
    ohsocrunk.... i was thinking the same thing.. 15 bags dang
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    lemme hold $2

    htownman

    Thats what you CALL LITERALLY AN ASS CRACKING EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Blaxican
    EWWW THATS DISGUSTING! SAY NO TO CRACK..BOOTY CRACK.AND CRACK COCAINE..
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    HAPPY BORN DAY LULUCIOUS AND VAIN!:)

    Hannity
    It's 2008...people still smoke crack...now thats a damn shame....I thought mf's at least graduated to the powders white and tan damn..
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    Take tha monkey shyt off,u embarassn us.

    PureSweetness
    Dayummmm H-TOWNMAN...You fine as hell hit me up on myspace..lol.
    Anyways, I putting a whole new term on the word "Crack" Cocaine...lol!
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    Yve
    LOL....Now that was real crackish.....
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    I‘m just sayin‘ get a new catch phrase

    06xfactor
    Damn homie.... A new meaning to shittin bricks...
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    USMC... One Shot, One Kill

    MZWHIZZLE
    ANd why is this news??? Go to the hood MTO where do u think they hide there dope at??
     

    quayquay30


    HE IS A BOOTYBAG BOY!!!!!

    AND @ REALLYTHO

    THEM TOES IS CRUSTY!!!!! I KNOW WHEN U GET A PEDI THEY RUN
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    learn TO be Happy AND change UR mind

    REDBONE37
    that is just nasty. ain't no telling what else was found in his crack
     

    justgiddy
    Ewww, what was he dealing? crack out of his crack. That must of been the s/h/i/t right there...no pun intended.
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    yeah that‘s right!

    CharmedArts1
    Looks like his brand of crack is gonna come with flavors.

    Cocain is a hell of a Drug!
     

    Cornbredfeed
    The bagies go in a bag an between the cheeks, not all the way up in your @$$.....
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    waz a G00N 2 a G088L1N........

    soulsangr
    crack kills!
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    i crack my OWN self up!!

    darkman
    DAMN LOL
     

    VinCee
    Hiding crack in his crack, that's original. What I want to know is - how did the Police find it? I know if you're in jail they are allowed to do the full-cavity search for security. But, how is that search legal for a regular stop and search.

    Hopefully that type of search is not a new procedure for the police department. They are going to have a lot of problems if it is.
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    Cry Havoc!! And let slip the dogs of WAR

    wsugarlove
    WOW .....I WONDER DID THEY FIND ANY SHI_T up his Ass Also????...hmmmmm Who's Fingers were digging all up his Ass...I want to know??
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    Remember Crack is wack..it‘s cheap

    Civilized1
    Best place to hide it from the cops
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    TimeHater
    That's some asscrack literally
     

    jessifbaby
    crack in crack...who'd a thunk it!
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    Rickyh1906
    "Ewwwwwwwww I bet that [EXPLETIVE] was funky as hell! Ha! You know that do a check on you like that once you arrested. Hell if he didn't want to get caught that bad, then he should have swallowed the [EXPLETIVE]...ha!"
     

    JuicyGirl
    crack in between the crack... that sure is some shi.t

    Htownman, you sure are fine
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    hot damn, ho, here we go again

    screw_you
    YUUUCCCKKK WELL HE LOOKSLIKE HE HAS A BIG ASS
     

    luvmykidz
    I guess he had to stick it somewhere. But in your booty hole. That's priceless! LOL
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    NewEditionFan4Life!!

    OWtlaw1963
    Don't drop the soap !!!!!!!!!!!! Bro
     

    luvmykidz
    Then he was going to sell the crack. It doesn't matter if it was bagged up or not. That's like smokin poop!Yuck! There are people out there who eat poop, which is disgusting. Go check out 2girls1cup.com. Dem Biotches are nasty!!!! If you can't take it, don't look at it. I gagged the minute I seen the shyt going down!!
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    Ms-trustme
    - He ain't never coming back
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    Marady
    Htownman lookin oh so fly in yor pic!!!!!!!!!
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    ummyeahokwhatever
    I've heard of smoking it out of your a@# but that's just stupid. Lol!
     

    deneenkream
    MTO ya'll are crazy. Ya'll just made my day. I needed a good laugh. But anyways that ain't nothin new. [EXPLETIVE] been doin that [EXPLETIVE] for a minute now. Just a typical splaboobian day in the in the hood! It's real out in the streets. Can't knock the hustle.
     

    Business
    What was the probable cause?
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    Qi-Qi
    Well it is calle Crack Cocaine......
     

    louisianayungin
    Well, sum n!ggas like it in tha ass. N!gga, get a damn box of gain or tide and stick that [EXPLETIVE] in.

    $What tha f**k u mean?$
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    louisianayungin
    Bears a striking resemblance to "Pac-Man" Jones and tha yung thugga Jody Breeze.

    $Break ya back wit it$
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    polo617
    i guess he likes taking it in the booty
     

    carliss123
    ALL I WANNA KNOW IS...WHAT NASTY PHUCKER DUG THAT OUT!!!!!? EEEEEEE[SPAM][SPAM]LLLl
     

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