: MediaTakeOut.com just received some STARTLING NEWS. We spoke with a person extraordinarily close with Beyonce who claims that she's planning to QUIT MUSIC after her next studio album (due out this year).
According to the Knowles camp insider, who agreed to speak on the condition of anonymity, Beyonce is ready to settle down and have a family. The insider explained to MediaTakeOut.com, "Beyonce has one more album under her current deal and then she's looking to take a lot of time off ... She's been either in the studio or on tour for almost two years, she needs the time off. Besides, she and [Jay Z] are interested in a family."
But Beyonce isn't looking to give up working altogether. While Beyonce's tending to her new family, she'll have a new job - as a talent recruiter for Jay's new label. Cousin Angie is reportedly going around saying that Beyonce will be "spending her days scouting talent for new hubby Jay-Z's upcoming label, The Carter Music Group."
Ain't this so dang typical. First Jay marries her, then she has to give up her career. And then she ends up working as an underling in his new company.
Hey Bey ... trust us on this ... DON'T DO IT!!!!
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Yeah now that the broad then destroyed everyone else's career and is the mental heir of her father's mindstate....
Why not? Settle down. 2 snakes (cause Jay is a gangstalicious FRAUD too who is milking his own community supporting gentrification in Brooklyn) will produce a Python.
Slithering bastards, f*** em both. The only CD's I ever bought of there's word is bond, was $3 for $5. Go figure.
MTO I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU GUYS ARE OBSESSED WITH BEY ! !
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE ! !
PLAIN-I LIVE IN LITHONIA, DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW MY RESPONSE YESTERDAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU? ATLEON-** WINK,WINK! NO WORDS NEEDED!! KEKO JIMMY-VIRGOOOOOS 4 LIFE ! ! JAKEY-EASTSIDEEEEEE ! ! ! SEXYREDD DANIGIRL DIAMOND-HEY GIRLLLLLL ! ! ! JAYLEN-SHAKE 'EM OFF GIRL ! GREY - - HI ME ! ! LUSIL VAIN- I MUST SPEAK TO THE ONION ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOT WITNESSED THE PHENOMENON MYSELF. LOL ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
To retire in your prime makes you a TRUE legend. Go 'head Bey. You got the game on lock right now. Of course make appearances and all that goes with that, keep writing, and giving us bits at a time, but excell in another area in life...see, people, this is what you get when you do everything right in life....CHOICES!!!
STARTLING NEWS??? IM A HUGE FAN OF BEYONCE AND THIS IS NOT STARTLING AT ALL... SHE HAS BEEN IN THE GAME SINCE SHE WAS ABOUT 15 YEARS OLD... SHE NEEDS A BREAK AND B ALWAYS SAID SHE WANTED TO RETIRE AT 30... GOD BLESS HER AND JAY... SHE DOESNT HAVE TO WORK EVER AGAIN IF SHE DOESNT WANT TO WITH ALL THE MONEY SHE HAS EARNED OVER THE YEARS... BEYONCE IS A STRONG WOMAN, DONT TRY TO MAKE IT SEEM AS IF JAY IS THE BAD GUY MAKING HER WORK UNDER THE LABEL... MORE POWER TO HER...
Jay-Z ain't no spring chicken and neither is Beyonce! It's time to settle down and start thinking of having a family. They have both had huge success in the music biz and in the business world. There is really not much they have left to do so why not start a family. Remeber Beyonce may only be 26 but she has been in the spotlight since she was 16 years old. That's a long time to not have a personal life. So let her and Jay do them now. If Beyonce doesn't record another album, she will still have the game on lock. What other female will be able to make us forget about Beyonce anytime soon?...NONE
YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC CALLING HER STUPID... I DONT THINK WE COULD EVEN FATHOM HOW MUCH MONEY BEYONCE HAS, NOT THAT ITS ANY OF OUR BUSINESS... SHE IS A LIVING LEGEND AT 26 SHE DOESNT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO PROVE... IM PRETTY SURE SHE WILL COME OUT WITH ANOTHER ALBUM EVENTUALLY... DAMN I KNOW HER MUSIC IS HOT AND SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE BUT SHE HAS TO LIVE FOR GOD AND HERSELF... NO ONE ELSE GUYS...
LOL I believe this like I believe in the "Tooth Fairy" Beyonce loves the spotlight to much and likes being the "It" girl or as Jay calls her "The hotest chick in the game" Although if it is true she better watch herself cause Jay is all about image and if she messes around and gets chuncky on him or out lives her usefulness he will kick her to the curb. If, and when she steps down from her demi thrown she will be replaced in a flash with someone younger. Beyonce is talented as long as she sticks to singing the acting just aint her. But she hasn't been in the game as long as the likes of Mary, Mariah and (Toni who incidently is doing shows in Las Vegas....the kiss of death to ones career). These women have paid their dues and can rest on their reps but their still out their putting out the hits and being the divas. So, Bey needs to rethink this...if its true with MTO about 10% of what's up here has a grain of truth to it.
MsMarijuana "Members of the press are required to credit MediaTakeOut.com if they use information from this article"
MTO shut the fukk up with this damn
THEY NEED TO CREDIT THEIR SOURCE IF ANYTHING! THEY DIDN'T GET AN EXCLUSIVE SHI T!
Report: Beyonce ready to retire DAILY NEWS STAFF
Monday, April 14th 2008, 4:03 PM
Djansezian/AP [link to external website removed] Beyonce Knowles Is Beyonce ready to retire?
The diva is currently working on a new album, but her cousin Angelica Knowles tells our source that it will be her last. Instead, Beyonce plans to spend her days scouting talent for new hubby Jay-Z's upcoming label, The Carter Music Group.
Beyonce's first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn't be reached for comment.
THIS IS A BUNCH OF BULLSH IT! FROM ONE GOSSIP COLUMN TO THE NEXT!
Good morning everyone!!
And ATLeon, I see why you ask if I read other posts that you write, so I decided to read. So um, you want to get to know her? Aiiight, BET!! We through for good. I seriously considered a reconcilation, but now? Never...
Anyhow, to the ladies, ATL's seltzer game was wack - didn't have the heart to tell him!
;-)
lusil1976 Flag post Good morning everyone!!
Anyhow, to the ladies, ATL's seltzer game was wack - didn't have the heart to tell him!
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oh now that hurt. girl, you know i jus be playin and stuff. see, she ain't even hear me. you wasn't posed to be on til later anyway.
I love Beyonce, but yes everybody deserves time to focus on family..TEAR lol.. But seriously we all know Mrs Carter has a strong passion for what she does. I don't mind if she steps back because her determination to be the best will bring her forward. She wants to be known as one of the greats..and become a true Legend so no, Beyonce's career is not over.
Who believes any of this? I was talking to someone in seminary to get his take on this secretive relationship and if they are in fact married. He said they don't have to publicly explain themselves but hiding a marriage is not within the Christian realm. So this "are they or aren't they" is just not based on anything with faith.
Plaine, it's been a rough few moths for ATL and I. As you've witnessed on many occasions, he has disrespected our love & dishonored our vows. I refuse to go through this e-drama any longer!!
Thank you very much for the CD. You are indeed a good friend. :-)
As for you ATL - was she good enough to lose me over? Forget it...don't answer. We're through!!
So everyone, I'm single again!! Who wants to be first to experience some good love? ;-)
Uhmmm Really I don't see Miss Bey sitn' down any time soon..smdh and as a Talent Scouth eh? righttttt If it's true then good for her..every one wants a fam ya dig..I just think that she will be able to do both..U know like Usher ..
Morning Ppl's...
Lusil~~ Lmao why u do atl like that ma? lolol so silly
Plaine~~ Morning Hun
MsMarijuana * nodn* what's good ma?
and The Rest of my ppl's..what it dew? grrrrrr
MsMarijuana~~I see that ma..Very Nice Pic sighhhhh
(( wishin i could still smoke)) It took me 3 hrs to get to sleep last nite cause i aint have my spliff =-(. Smoke a FAT ONE FA ME!!! grrrr lol
Jaylens ~~BEAUTIFUL~~ PIC MA..but we been told u that!
SexyRed~~ Lmfaooo! I did that one time..it's like certain pics will get approved LIKE THAT!! (snapn fingas)
Lusil~~ I see u ova me and ATL..
* lookn at tag smh* It's all good though..
(( takn V's golden mic n singing))
Earlyy in the morn'n I put breakfast on ur tableeee
and make sure that ur cofee has it's suga n cream!!!! ur eggs are over easyyy..ur done toast done lightly!
I'M NOTTTT UR SUPA WOMANNNNNN!! OH NO NO NOOOOO! I'M NOT THE KINDA GIRL THAT U CAN LET DOWN AND THINK THAT EVERY THANGS OKAYYYY!! LU LU I'M ONLY HUMANNNNNN-NNNNNNN!
channing I am happy 4 thm, a family is nice-BUT I REALLY DNT WANT BEYONCE to QUIT-SHE THE BEST LIVE-who we gna see @ the awards shows now?? :( ************************************************** Thats what I'm sayin. The game is going to be boring without Bey. And MTO wouldnt be worth reading anymore LOL! And aint none of these other chicks worth watchin live. I hope this shyt aint true!!!
~~@ atl..y U DO ME LIKE THAT??? I was gone say somethn daddy I promise..what what!!!?? huh what do u want me to say??!!
*getn nervous cause i don't want him to throw me away like V's wig to CBL*
Uhhhh I'll do what eva..I'll do somethn strange for some change..I'll use a whole box of Seltzers..i'll ..i'll..I'll get u a copy of the tape of me and Lusil !!!
~~Lu Lu awww babes don't act like that. Everything happens in it's own time. Shyt I neva though I would be getn married at all..All the marriages i seen turned to shyt! So i was like fuk it! I'ma just have my head hunters ..one main piece of meat and keep it movn..things change. Ur to SXC to stay single ya know..maybe u needa move to Miami....=-)
*grabn bottle from KEKO*
KEKO girl that's PL midol pills what the hell u doin??! lmao..Nice pic ma..
I do believe this one b/c I did hear her saying this before - that by a certain age she wanted to "retire" - and start a family, etc...
So it's all in the plan...
Good for her. She would do good to be a "talent scout" - and is rich is she is - it's not about "giving up her career" - it's more about doing what she wants to do basically...
i dont think she'll give up music all together..if she wants to start a fam, she'll proly just take a break for a while before recording/touring again..
as much as i dont like b all that much, she is young and talented, and has a long lasting career ahead of her..
but if she is gonna quit, i guess its for good reasoning. so congrats to the new couple, and hopefully everything works out for them!
Hey Ladies!!! Thanx for being concerned about me, but it's all good!!! A friend of mine dissappointed me yesterday, but HEY life is full of those right and plus it only helps me to get to know ppl better!!!???? ANYWHO, I'm good now or at least I will be, ya'll see my avi Superwoman is capable of anything :-)!!! So what's the word, whats going on in ya'll lives????? @jaylens how's the baby!!!!????
why should we even believe this..because an "insider" said this? please..Beyonce is a work horse, that woman wouldnt know how to slow down even if she tried..and I think shes a little too smart and independent to put her career on the backburner for anyone, even her husband..she loves attention and needs to be a superstar, its all shes known..so I cant see her giving anything up..she might have a kid, but how much you wanna bet that right after she pops out that kid shes going on tour before her C-section stitches heal..shes a beast, and I love it!
Jaylens,
my nephew is almost 4 months and he seriously needs proactiv. lol....doesn't that have something to do with the breast milk??
************************************* jaylens_mommy Flag post JAKEY...HEY..THE BABY IS DOING GREAT..CAN'T SEEM TO GET RID OF THIS RASH ON HIS FACE.
GREYEYED..THANKS SWEETS...YOU GOT A MYSPACE PAGE?
MsMarijuana
Lmao!! You like me then! I use to at least smoke 2-3 spliffs a day when i get off work...but that was sharn' w/ my ni99a! Meinnnn I just applied for the Dept. Of Corrections...so I'm giving myself 3 weeks..2 Jugs of Aloe Fresh Cut and
(any one that's country as hell no bout this) a Jusg OF SERRA-SEED YUCK!!! That [EXPLETIVE] so nasty! But hey it's worth it..they Pay is the haps!
~~@ LU LU..did u see the pic of my SINGLE COUSIN NICK??? hmmmmmmm that's the kinds mocha almond fudge you nee in ur life.. and BTW..I told u get on the PROTEIN..u'll still lose..but it's gonna get you cut and lean at the same time..PERFECT SOLUTION for ppl who don't wanna loose in certain areas..grrrr
Good, she's stale and fat now anyway. Her day is over and she knows it. How many times can she come out with that same loud bullshit music. She is random now, it's Rhianna's turn. Beyonce is even starting to look old. I don't think jayz influenced this decision, i think beyonce knows her time is up; she's extremely greedy, and she knows when the jig is up. She knows damn well her last cd was crap cause her label had to buy so many copies, and the re-release did worse than that (spanish version). And she got one more crappy cd to put out before her contract is up. In a year or two, she knows no one will be checking for her anyways. She's barely hanging on now.
Bishop - I've been eating protein bars before I go to the gym! My booty is damn near gone...but my stomach is flat. But I guess if you ain't got a booty, who cares if your stomach is flat, right??? LOL...I cut off my food intake quite a bit, I guess I gotta eat more, but I'm scared to gain the weight back, lol.
@LUSIL...SOME BABIES GET THOSE HIVES. MY DAUGHTER HAD IT FOR A HOT SEC WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT 2 MONTHS OLD.
OLD FOLKS OR SOUTHERN REMEDY: EITHER MAKE SOME CATNIP TEA AND PUT KARO SYRUP IN IT AND GIVE TO TO YOUR NEPHEW.
OR BUY SOME KARO SYRUP AND PUT ABOUT A TEASPOON IN HIS MILK UNTIL THEY ARE GONE (IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG-WELL IT DIDN;T FOR MY DAIGHTER).
ATL ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
LUSIL..NO HE'S NOT ON BREASTMILK... HE GETS IT AND I TREAT IT AND IT KEEPS COMING BACK...IDK.
AT FIRST IT WAS THE BODY WASHES..THE DOC TOLD US TO USE DOVE SENSETIVE AND THAT GAVE HIM A HORRIBLE RASH ALL OVER HIS BODY. NOW WE FOUND SOMETHING THAT'S WORKS GREAT BUT HE KEEPS GETTING A REAL DRY FLAKY RASH ON HIS FACE.
~@ Lusil..
Do the shakes..ma they work better for u...the bars are good to though. and what machines are u using when u work out..gotta use the one where u lay on ur stomach and curl ur legs..works the bafcfk of ur thighs and lifts ur azz..also not the stepper..but it's anotha machine..not the eliptical..the foot part slides up n down like u jogn..that shyt works wonders on ur legs n thighs!!! U gotta cut down on ur cardio (20-30 min max)..and do more on the weights! Less weights..BUT MORE REPS. Like 35 pounds..but 4 sets of 10-15 reps got it!
@Bishop_Tee, I smoke like 4 l's to the head after I get home, shyt I be asleep by 10! My brother is in the academy in NY as we speak for the same thing. So hey carreer choices will make you stop, do your thang, cleanse and all that good stuff, meanwhile i'll be praying for ya and smoking on the ganja!
~~@ Jakey SAID
@LuLu E-Free???????????????????????????? ************************************************
U hear that shyt right??!!! She was just like to Hell w/ ATL..then cause he was garbage at Seltzern ..she was like forget Bish and Keko too! I had to take PL's midol Pills frm Keko she was gonna end it all!!!! smh
lmao
MsMarijuana
Right!! Mannnn I use to be out by 10-10:30 lmao!! Thanx babes..I do appreciate that...hehe. I don't have any kids..and i gota a wedding in exacyly one year. I gotta make some moves..and do it NOW so i can be good before the big 30! Yes please smoke one for ya girl..and take two buds throw 'em outside and say "THIS IS FOR MY HOMIE..BISH"!
lol
heyyy vain!!!!
@lusil, i know. lol. i just be peer pressurin. lol
@jakey, man we gone both be the evil ones this week. i just have an attitude today for some reason.
@shotta yea i got that good
@msmarijuana man me and my fiance run thru 2 oz's a week. like no bs. sometimes we been dun got a nutha just because. lol. man, i feel like my blood is green. lol.
SHOTTA Lmfao! Yep..My grams frm St. Elizabeth Jaimica..she was like ya gotta drink Aloe..then my other grams from South Carolina..and she like You gotta drink Serra-seed =-( either damn way I need this [EXPLETIVE] outta my system by May 14th! Downside= No weed upside= Pretty azz hair, skin, nail, etc..lolol even trade..
@Kandiladi, I hate when I get home and there is nothing to smoke there, I get frazzled! The weed be letting me knowwwwww!!
@greyeyedchick, I'm sorry to hear that, oh well more for me. lol
@Bishop_Tee, oh congratulations! That is a very big step. No children? almost 30, wow you should go down in history books, I have 2 girls. I will keep you in mind when I get my smoke on later today, we lost a good one! lol
My Favorite Tag Lines on this page:
**I‘m The Piper...Dance Bitch Dance!** Vain **I‘m E-FREE - Any takers?** LuLu _ u a damn fool **NO MAKEUP!! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!** Jaylens - let the haterz know Hun **--Yea! ...You gotta pay for this!-** shottachris - LOL, tell em "it ain't trickin' if u got it"!!!! ~and my all time favorite~!!!!!! **I Ain‘t No Killa But Don‘t Push Me!** Plaine - U took the words right out my mouth!!!
LOL @sexyreddhtown59bhb (do you mind if I cut that down you got me working on my typing skills with that long ass SN!) My man and I are the same way we smoke so much its like an extra bill. You cant have 2 potheads in the house with no weed, somebodys gonna get hurt! oh yea you know ole boy dont model for nobody but his mirror..
S[SPAM][SPAM]OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT INTERESTED IN THOSE TWO???!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I READ THESE ARTICLES.
IN CASE YOU ALL FORGOT SHE HAD TO RE-RELEASE HER SECOND ALBUM B/C IT'S DIDN'T DO SO WELL THE FIRST TIME OUT. SO WITH THAT SAID... IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE AND STOP WHILE SHE IS AHEAD OF THE GAME.
@greyeyedchyck, you know it seems its like that with alot of people who smoke then stop they turn to liquor, fukk that I'd rather smoke my weed then become a damn full blown alcoholic because the way I smoke if I stop thats the only way to compensate, stay in a druken stupor!
@playne_jayne, that doesn't count! cheater
@jakey_natey, I'm about to change mine now, maybe i'll make the cut.
Hey Plaine, Hey Bishop-THIS [EXPLETIVE] IS HARD AS HELL! I look aroun devey day after work like, what did I use to do after I help with the kids homework, cook dinner, do hair and put on scarves, put dinner away, iron clothes for 3, supervise bath time-OHHH Thats right! SMOKE!!! God help me and my poor hubbie when I start spazzing!
Yeah well, she has her own clothing line, and he has his buisness ideas as well, they both are planning their escape from hollyweird and playing the media, but if Bey wants a family, more power to her, many stars waste their money on tacky freinds and evil people around them, its good to spend that cash, invest in family, and live life....and at least she isnt like KIM K a tacky cheap washed up woman looking for a meal, she is accomplished, and is ready to have babies.. GO BEY ...F THE WORLD, thats how i feel too
No suprise here. She is on time for the plan she laid out for herself. She said she didn't want to do music forever. That by age 30 she'd like to be married and to have started a family. Then she will come out with an album when she wants to and not when she is pushed/required to. Go Beyonce! I'm happy for her.
* Look an Chimp..eyen her azz real suspicious like*
Uh huh well..I'ma do the aloe..cause i'm also tryna keep down my blood pressure...that other shyt i aint fukn w/!
Dani!! OMFGGGG!! My ni99a said the same thang last nite..*dyn* he was like..oh lawd..lmao
"is this what you're like when you don't smoke"?!!
lmfao! I was so aggitated! I didn't start smoking UNTILL I TURNED 23! IT WAS MY 23RD B-DAY IN FACT..SO IT'S ONLY BEEN 3 YRS!
~~@ Plain..SELTZERN.. why yes..yes that is a good OUTLET! lmao Thx ma grrrr
@jakey_natey, thanks dear, I was crossing my fingers hoping this SN wasnt taken, I actually just started coming on this site a few months ago and was just reading the stories, I made an account so I could start commenting on the story then I noticed no one was really talking about the story! anyway I changed my tag line hee hee
LOL @kandiladi
@Bishop_Tee, lol. Its all good, just please dont wait til your forty and them babies cant play with you cuz yo back is out or something!
lol @playne_jayne
I'm gonna find the song that inspired my SN so you guys can listen to it.
Awwwww look! Everybody got their pictures approved. Mine looks like crap! dangit! Maybe if i change it now Fred will approve it faster!Everybody's so beauuuuutttiiffffuuu uull! Even Chim_Pansy went and got a pretty avatar! Heeeeeyyyyy Fam! What it do>? What happened to the lists, anyway? Kept forgettin folK?
~lmfaooooo! @ Mafia and Diamondgirl!
DG Said:
Girl i saw that shi* "ReSPECT meee! Blahblahblahblahblah blah ReSPECT meee! Girl sit yo butt down!"
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Bwaaaaa Ol silly azz hoe! They said rap sixteen bars..not make a 16 bar corus! simple azz! she alwayz look so dirty to me! Like she need a BIG AZZ SCRUNCHY, A LOFFA, SOME BLEACH, AND SOME COCO BUTTER! wtf? queen of the south my azz! The bytch frm Tampa GTFOH!
MTO you're for the .......time WRONG Beyoncé said that she will slow down her career after 30 but still continue music and movies. After those two movies that she is shooting cadillac records and obsessed, the album and the tour I think she'll be 30 she gonna have her baby but having a baby doesnt imply retirement she'll be still there and still topping the others. I dont think she needs to work for Jay but if it's true, that's cool, they are both talented and now married so good idea! Personally I wanna see her getting an oscar and then, she could go lol And to all of these ppl sayin she needs to rest or retire, I bet if the girl releases a new album, you'll be the first ones to go buy it. This is her job damn! GO BEYONCE JUST DO YOU! can't wait for the next album and the movies
(And to all those who are sayin 'who cares', I just can't stand y'all not only in that topic, but in general, cause if you didn't care you would not click on the link, wait the loading, take your time to read and comment on it. Plus those who are like 'first' or 'second' or 'top ten'and bla bla bla please, how old are y'all? So childish it's a shame! are you living on this site to wait everytime for a new gossip to be in the top ten? wow)
@ Grey I missed it! Lemme scrrooooollll up....
@Mafia Oh, I LIKE that! Chocolate Diamond! I'ma steal that! Hey now!
Kandiladi( so ca-UTE!) Mrs.S.Carter, how are yall? I just wanted to say, KHIA...Please, the German chick did better than you. haha! with that accent...hilarious. I didn't see Flava Flav aka "disgusting-taste-in-my-mouth-from-just watching-those-hoes-kiss-his-crusty-lips"...
@Greyeyed girl, now you know better than to ask that question...you startin to sound like me..IM laughing at you!
@diamond-girl, I watched that show and was mad at myself! Who the fukk is Khia? bitch sit the fukk down with that wack shyt, she think she something above the rest because she had that one hit which wasnt really a hit it was just some catchy commercial shyt that teeny boppers like.
@kandiladi, LOL flamer flame, I mean damn how dumb can you be.
LOL @bishop_tee its safe to say she looks dingy. She the queen of something it isnt the south tho, maybe more the queen of carpet burns all them spots on her I thought she was a leopard
If this is true, this is the best news I've heard all week !!!!
Beyonce really need to go sit her ass down for a few years cause personally, I'm sick of her. Yes she's pretty and talented but I'm sick of her.
Now give me a Destiny's Child reunion, then I could deal with it cause I love seeing 3 women on stage doing thier together.
I like all 3 girls, but I personally think that Be is seriously overated and most of her music is meaningless. It works for the clubs and DJing but other than that, I rather her take a lil break so that a brotha could miss her.
@Mafia-Imma give you a pass on liking Trina, that "Single again" song gets on my last damn nerve!!!! Lil Kim has to prove herself to me again, last thing I liked was "welcome to Brooklyn" or whatever it was called....
@Diamond-No more crazy face, huh?
@Plaine- I aint playin-WHERE IT AT? LOL
HEY JAYLENS-Killin EM with NO Makeup! You go Mama!
"Hey...lets go...lets give a big HELLO..."
Sorry...reminiscing back to my cheerleading dayz...
Let me catch up...
@MsMarijuana...I only e-smoke also. I have never been a smoker. I tried it once in high school and my dudes said that I was doing it wrong and wasting their money...so I never tried it again. It’s really not my thing. I rarely drink also. I use to be an alcoholic in high school (awww...sprite bottles with nothing but Absolute in it...those were the dayz...I digress...but I was getting out of control. So now I am a social drinker. But I do like wine. That's the sofistorated (ghetto term for sophisticated) side of me.
@ shottachris Hell Naw don't change that ~ish, u gotta let 'em know...right!!!????
@Kandi "Flamer Flame" ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girl I damn near pissed myself when I heard his a$$ say that sh*t
@Mafia What it do Miss lady!!!!!?????
@Bishop Man I was so f*cking mad at Khia for thats sh*t...up until the show last night I actally respected her...WTF!!!!????
@MsMarijuana Girl that was my favorite part of the whole damn Katt show!!!!
@ BISH she alwayz look so dirty to me! Like she need a BIG AZZ SCRUNCHY, A LOFFA, SOME BLEACH, AND SOME COCO BUTTER!
LMAO! RIGHT!!
PLUS GIRL ALL THEM CHICKS ON FOL HAD SOME UGLY ASS EX'S. HE SAID SHE WANTED TO PRACTICE BEFORE SHE WENT ON THE SHOW!! TOO FUNNY!! LMAO!!
LOL @ PLAIN
@ DIAMOND THANKS MA!
@MsMarijuana EXACTLY! BUT THEY PULLED HIM TO THE SIDE AND EVERYTHING AND HE STILL COULDN'T GET IT RIGHT! I WAS IN TEARS LAUGHIN!
LMAO! @ JAYLENS THAT'S CUTE!
@keko1720, you were doing it wrong? what the hell? puff puff give whats so hard about that, they were playing you, he didnt want you to smoke! I use to drink like that too well not to the point of bringing liquor in a sippy cup, but I was drinking alot. One day I decided between the 2, you know doing the pros & cons thing with weed VS liqour, well look at my name, suffice to say what I chose!
~~@ MsMarijuana SAID:
LOL @bishop_tee its safe to say she looks dingy. She the queen of something it isnt the south tho, maybe more the queen of carpet burns all them spots on her I thought she was a leopard ********************************************** Lmfao! Just dirty NOPE NOT DIRTY..DURTY! her and Trick daddy always look soooo NOT CLEAN to me! lmfao! @ "though she was a leopard". all them damn spots..AND I WISH PPL THAT HAVE FUKED UP GRILLS W/ EXTRA TEETH WOULD NOT PUT GOLDS N SHYT IN E'M!! She drawn'n more attention to that Mako Shark mouth of hers w/ them two SILVER caps on each side! she just a damn mess *smdh*
Trina gone be good cause she got azz..and on certian days she pretty! No Hope 4 Khia..
If this is true.. She needs to feel out the relationship first before quiting all together. Yes, they have been together for years and it should work but onece you say "I Do" thaings do change. They do have more than enough money to start an family but when you are ambitious and have to stand down and focus on your partners career it robs you of your talent. I can see her doing an Anita Baker starting the family thing disappearing for a while and then trying to make a comeback and having to compete with hotter more exciting artist. Bey should milk the industry while she can and stop this (britney starting a family) madness. Anyhoo, I'm strting to get bored...
HEYYYYY DANI,
HEYYYY DIAMOND
FLAMER FLAME!!!!!!!!! LOL. AND KHIA SUCKS ASS!!! MAN IT WAS SO FUNNY WATCHIN HER REACTIONS WHEN YOYO AND SERCH WAS TELLIN HER SHE NEED TO COME HARD OR GO HOME. LOL. SHE SO WHACK. RESPE RESPECT ME LOOKIN ASS . LOLOLOLOL. SHE BEEN WROTE THAT TRASH. LOL.
MAFIAAAAAA BITCHHHHHHH WUS GOOD HOE!!!!
Hey Bey, DO IT....!! Thank the Lord if I do not have to hear you whinny new stuff.... My Beyonce play List: 1. Irreplacable 2. Listen 3. Naughty Girl 4. Me, Myself and I 5. Resentment( This one is a stretch towards the end....whine, no cheese!)
Thats all I can stand to listen to.....I like her, think she is a sweet person but please, NO MORE!!!!!
@mafiaprincess, LMAO @photoshopped!! it was prototype. my goodness the weed man the weeeeeed
@jaylens-mommy, OMG you better than me I would have busted out laughing right there she would've had to slap me.
@jakey_natey, mine too! go figure
@kandiladi, lmao and they were really repeating themselves, I would have been embarrassed if that was my EX.
On Khia-ILL, from the very frist time I saw the my neck. my back video, I was saying to myself aint nobody licking [EXPLETIVE] on your ass, She need to be saying WASH my neck, my back, my puss and my crack_ILLLL
ROTFL@Msmarijuana calling her a leaopard!! And BISHOP-WTF a scrunchy gonna do? LOL
@Mafia-Dont you see my tagline! You trying kill me? Say *puffin" one more time!!!!
Good for her although she will be missed musically. There is absolutely nothing confusing about a woman marrying and starting a family with her husband. Since she's obviously disliked by so many (for the mto posters in general who do)will get their wish...for her to be off the scene for awhile. Wish her all the best in her future endeavors...
@ plaine GIRL I CAN SEE HER NOW, HOLDIN IT IN PLACE WITH ONE HAND AND SPRITZIN THE [EXPLETIVE] OOUT OF IT WITH THE OTHER! LMAO! I KNOW IT HAD TO BE GETTING IN HER EYE! AND YOU SAID THE "PUMP IT UP SPRITZ" CTFU. THAT'S THE ONLY KIND THAT'LL HOLD IT IN PLACE LIKE SHE HAD IT LAST NIGHT!!
@ MAFIA LMBAO!! SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A FEMALE LEBRON!! HELL TO THE NAH!
@ JAKEY GIRL I KEPT WATCHING IT OVER AND OVER! IT WAS HILARIOUS!
BUT I THINK HE IS GOING TO MESS AROUND AND KEEP BLACK
~~MY Girls yall talk this survey I wanna see somethn!
Mafia Plaine LUSIL V G-Girl Kandiladi KEKO
* if i didn't name u ..prob because ur married already* I took this lil Test and frm what the person told me..I Have a Low sex drive, and I am selfish!! lmao! wtf?
1. Favorite sex position?
2. What turns you on the most?
3.Does size matter?
4. Most times in one day?
5. Most orgasms in one session?
6. What do you think about during sex?
7.Ever had a Three-some?
8.How often do you masterbate?
9.Do you like oral?
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand?
@MsMarijuana...IDK...maybe I wasn't inhaling or something. Who knows. But its not my thing. I have been around smokers my whole life...just never picked it up. And my "sippy cup" (lol) hey that was my shyt!! I did that up until I was like 19 or 20. It is a wonder that I made it through high school and college the way I use to drink. And when I actually turned 21...I had one drink and didn't drink again until I was like 23-24. Now that I am trying to lose weight...I have cut out all liquor
@dashop? Was poppin! Nice to see you checkin back in. Oh im back on myspace too! Same name as on here....
@diamond-MOG! you took the laugh right outta my mouth! Bishop and that damn mako shark comment..SMH! But whos teeth are worse? Hers or JHolidays with his Munchies mouth? That bottom row of teeth is crazy! ILL
Callicrew you need to stop drinking that haterade ma. Nobody will eva take Beyonce place and nobody is checking for Rihanna she cant even sing so she will be the last person on earth to ever take anybody spot. Beyonce is nice and think and sexy as hell so it look like you might be jealous ma.lol She already a legend so she can do whatever she want. I know Ciara Rihanna Mya and others are praying this is true so that they can finally get noticed.lol
@PLAIN My uncle used to sing...I got your SOUP ALL WARMED UP!!!!LOL!! -------------------------------------------------- ROTFLMBAO!!! NOW THAT IS SOME FUNNY SH!T!!1
@ SEXYRED RESPE RESPECT ME LOOKIN ASS . LOLOLOLOL. SHE BEEN WROTE THAT TRASH. LOL. ------------------------------------------------- LMBAO!! YOU MY GIRL! U KEEP ME LAUGHIN MA!
Assess me please!!
1. Favorite sex position? Side
2. What turns you on the most? Mental stimulation mixed in with sensual touches, lol
3.Does size matter? It didn't before...but my MTO girls told me it does, so it does.
4. Most times in one day? Back in the day, the most was maybe 2 or 3. I don't remember
5. Most orgasms in one session? None
6. What do you think about during sex? Reality Shows
7.Ever had a Three-some? Does online count? No,lol
8.How often do you masterbate? Once like 5 years ago.
9.Do you like oral? Sure
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? Someone I LOVE!!
Okay...what's the verdict????
Anyhow, do I see my E-BFFF??? Diamond? Hi babes.... I didn't scroll up....so what it moutain dew to all my ladies!!
*thinking damn BISHOP want me to think *puffing* shyt!*
. Favorite sex position? DOGGY STYLE
2. What turns you on the most? A SEXY NYGGA
3.Does size matter? YES...IT SOME CASES...
4. Most times in one day? 3
5. Most orgasms in one session? 3
6. What do you think about during sex? CONCENTRATING ON BUSTING ME A NUT
7.Ever had a Three-some? UGGGGGGGGHHH ??????
8.How often do you masterbate? ????LMAO!
9.Do you like oral? UH----YEP!
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? WOW! UMM SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT..BUT THEN IF I JUST WANT TO HIT AND RUN...ONE NIGHT STAND I GUESS
Mafia! Girl, I was bout to post my repsonse and then I look at you...we have the SAME answers! Like for real! Must be that LEO blood, girl, must be! (We better get a good result!) Except for how often do you masturbate. I was about to put an actual answer!
WOWWWWW
@ Lusil Hi! *giving you a big hug* Like, really? Zero orgasms? We gotta work on that one, dearie...
1. Favorite sex position? DOGGY STYLE 2. What turns you on the most? WHEN MY FIANCE PLAYS IN MY HAIR 3.Does size matter? NOT NO MO, I GOT ME A MONSTA!!!! 4. Most times in one day? 8 5. Most orgasms in one session? LOST COUNT 6. What do you think about during sex? MY FIANCE. LOL. IT IS THAT GOOD 7.Ever had a Three-some? HELL NAW.IM SELFISH 8.How often do you masterbate? LOL, PLEASE 9.Do you like oral? HELL MOFO YEA 10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT. FUKK A ONE NIGHT STAND
LOL.....DAYUM.
*PUFF
@BISHOP SO DAMMIT, THAT N*GGA AIN'T ACTIN' RIGHT...I WANNA TAKE IT TOO!!!!!!
1. DOGGY 2. GOOD HEAD 3. HELL F*CK YEAH AND U A LIE OR REALLY REALLY SKINNY IF U SAY NO!!!!! 4. WOW????IDK 5. WOW? IDK??? 6. I WISH HE WOULD DO IT HARDER :-)!!!!! 7. WOW!!! YES!!! 8. LOL...***BLUSHING LIKE A MOFO****UMMMMMM..... 9. RECEIVING= HELL YEAH; GIVING = IF I CARE ENOUGH ABOUT HIM TO WANT HIM TO BE PLEASED 10. I'M SOFT HEARTED AND PARANOID ABOUT STD's SO DEFINITELY SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT
@ BISH 1. Favorite sex position? ANYTHING THAT WONT PULL ANY MUSCLES!
2. What turns you on the most? A CUTE A$$ SMILE!
3.Does size matter? HELL YEAH (WELL, IN CERTAIN CASES NO)
4. Most times in one day? 5
5. Most orgasms in one session? 7
6. What do you think about during sex? WHAT I'M WEARIN TOMORROW! (NAH! IF I'M THINKIN ABOUT ANYTHING THEN HE AIN'T ON THE JOB! GET IT TOGETHER!)
7.Ever had a Three-some? HMMM.. WOULDN'T YA LIKE TO KNOW!
8.How often do you masterbate? I DON'T (ANYMORE!)
9.Do you like oral? WHO DOESN'T????
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT (TOO MUCH SH!T GOING AROUND FOR A 1 NIGHT)
@ LUSIL unh unh! Wrong answer, babes! That's like sayin' If I have zero money, i won't miss it, right? (meanwhile you steady eatin rotten food out the dumpster thinking about that oooonnnne lobster and steak buffet you got to eat at a loooonnng time ago...) oh, no. We have got to GET YOU THERE!
Lol Ironically my code is 6969!
Sexy - I know right! I'm tryn to convince myself it's ok.
KANDI is a phuckn liar talkn bout 7 times. WHATEVER!! LOL
*Coughing* Mafia, that's phuckd up you blowing smoke n my face n shyt when you know I don't like that shyt!! *snatches Mafia's fake halo & stomps on it* Take that!! LOL
Is VAIN here???? Hi babes...if you are! I missed you.
~~Diamond Girl Opps that was suppose to be DGirl my bad..lmao..
I took this at a party my homegirl them gave ..u know where they introduce the new toyz n shyt! now what the lady told me..was
#1 = how submissive u are! if you have to be in control most times ie on top for example you have Control and Trust issues!
2= will let you know if u are a Visual, Hearing, or hands on Lova! ie Mafia freaky azz!! lmao she just gotta see a sexy [EXPLETIVE] to get to leakn..what ever works for u do more of it! and find ways to add to ur type.
3= lmao! Said this shows how selfish u are! if u just want big as DYCK!! as opposed to some one that loves you but not as uh Big! u only THINKN BOUT U!!
4 & 5= shows the physical connect u had w/ the person who took u there how ever many times..now for my POOR LU LU.she said 0!! so uhhhh yeah that ni99a had ta go!!
6= also shows how selfish or caring you are..are u only thinkn bout ur nut!! or driving this ni99a carzy? or both..mafia *smdh* SELFISH AZZ! lmao
7= Shows how much u care about the person..r u willing to share? if u are SHE SAID IT AINT TRUE LOVE!
8= if u masturabate more than 2 times a day or 11 times a week ( damn that's a lot ) then u rather please ur self and will rarely be satisfied by any one else!
9= lmao! my bad don't remember that one! but shyt ORAL IS GOOD!!
10= i think that speaks for its se;f..and YES to some one u care about..Ur the raltionship type and should look foreard to settln down. No..better the other way U STILL HAVE A LOTTA WILD OATS TO SEW!! 8smdh* Mafia u can't have both silly azz! lolol
1. Favorite sex position? From the back/doggy style
2. What turns you on the most? A shyt talker during sex!!! HOTDAMN
3.Does size matter? HellfukkYEAH!!!
4. Most times in one day? 4
5. Most orgasms in one session? 2
6. What do you think about during sex? How that nicca beating it up and what position we're doing next
7.Ever had a Three-some? I'll plea the 5th at this moment
8.How often do you masterbate? at least once a month...I think
9.Do you like oral? YES, YES, YES
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? Still thinking...
1. Favorite sex position? Air riding (him standing while he holds you up) YEAH!! Wait...doggystyle...no wait...hell, just sex!
2. What turns you on the most? Intelligence and a smile But when I am in the mood...a lot of nasty talk!!!
3.Does size matter? I want to say it doesn’t. I will try to work with it but if you can't cut it...moving on
4. Most times in one day? Maybe 5 or 6...I just remember it was a snowy day
5. Most orgasms in one session? After 7 I forget...
6. What do you think about during sex? My damn orgasm...wait...let me be caring..."I think about if he is getting his...sometimes"
7.Ever had a Three-some? No but I have been asked a few times
8.How often do you masterbate? About 2 a month...my dudes likes to see me do it. Before my guys...damn near everyday
9.Do you like oral? Yes!!!
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? Someone I love since I have never had a one night stand.
@Bishop...to be honest with you I like wild sex. From the oral, spanking, air, wall...you name it.
Wait, I almost sound like a freak.
*looking down to see what I stepped on*
This girl is always losing this darn thing!
*I bend down to pick up Mafia's Halo*
*gave it a few shakes and a dim glow flickered*
1. Favorite sex position? Starting off doggy then on my stomach with my legs up, I swear it gets me everytime! 2. What turns you on the most? Hair pulling and GUTTER NASTY TALK
3.Does size matter? DO I really need to answer that one?
4. Most times in one day? uh, like 3
5. Most orgasms in one session? I have intense ones, maybe like 4...
6. What do you think about during sex? If the kids are home,"Is that them coming down the hall"? If they are at Nana's, "YES YES YES [EXPLETIVE] ME!!!! " 7.Ever had a Three-some? Same answer as Vain
8.How often do you masterbate? Maybe like 3 times a month..
9.Do you like oral? HELL YES
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand?
Someone I care about because that means he cares about me enough to make sure he holds his in long enough to make sure I gets mine..Shoot my [EXPLETIVE] is tight, WHO YOU ASKIN RIGHT!!!! Sorry a little Jayz for ya'all
wait wait! Mafia omfg!! i love when my ni99a tell me some shyt like that! then he gotta look away cause the LOOK ON MY FACE BE TOO OOO MUCH FOR HIM!! lmao he be bout to Bust!
Hey hey ..yall eva had a ni99a buts one and that shyt shot FAR???!! like to the FUKN CELING AND AWAY OR SUM SHYT! be like where did it go??!!
lmao ok ok i'm out foreal...
That's funny Bishop...cuz when we used to get down like that, you NEVER were on top. WHY????? I had that affect on you, huh???
lol
Bishop_Tee Flag post ~~Dani!! lmao go for it...
Btw i noticed that a lotta of yall are submissive! The BISH gotta be on top..!
* run'n past mafia knocking Halo off*
GTFOH!!! lmao
Hello MTO people.
Where's Buttbreathbeyonce at? I'd bet she love to comment on this one.
Oh are we talking about favorite sexual fantasies on here? LOL! Hell lemme jump in on the action...LMAO!
Hey Mafia, Bish, Lusil, ATL, MrCBR1000, Vain, LuckyS, Blax (where is she anywayz...sob!)CaliMommy, Jaylens Mommy, Jakey and anyone who I missed.
LOLOLOLOLOL, Diamante...
You know I'm not Latina, right? Tu no quieres none of this! TU eres una puta! PUTA FACE!! LOL Mami, te quiero mucho!
ATL es uno puto!! Aye Aye!! LOL
diamond_girl Flag post @ lusil Yo se TODO, puta! :-p Yeah, yeah, how u like me now? lol! Cuando dije "ya me voy, familia" no estuve(?) hablando contigo ANYWAY! hehehe!
ooohhh, Diamante...me gusta, me gusta...
Donde esta ol ATLeon, anyway? Lo vi mas temprano, flirting as usual!
@MAFIA! You dun made me spit out my Fiji Water! My hubbie told me to look at him a few times and I almost came on the spot! Aint nuttin like an confident aggressive man! YES DADDY...Oops, sorry got carried away....
@Dashop-Its still undergoing maintenance, only had it about a week and a half now...But thanks.
1. Favorite sex position? Hittin a Bitchh from the back, all the while holding a gun up to her head.
2. What turns you on the most? Having a bitchh suck on my pistol.
3.Does size matter? Yes. I cant stand a loose asss vagina.
4. Most times in one day? 17
5. Most orgasms in one session? 1
6. What do you think about during sex? Should I shoot this bitchh?
7.Ever had a Three-some? Ive had an eightsome.
8.How often do you masterbate? Im jackin off right now.
9.Do you like oral? Love getting my ballz sucked.
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? [EXPLETIVE] a Bitchh without even asking her name in the back seat of my tahoe, and then kicking that hoe out in the middle of nowhere
Diamante,
Soy di Cabo Verde, AFRICA, mami! Pero hablo Portuges, tu entiendes???
But I look like a Boriqua...pero soy NEGRA! Puta face is indeed a term of endearment!! I would love for you to be my e-slut...no??? did I go to far? LOL
Bring back the stings, girl! lol --------------- I‘m E-FREE - Any takers?
Dearest e-slut, :-)
oh, si si siiii! Olvide! Dijeste eso como, un million de veces. Cape Verdean. Like, duh! Pareces como Boriqua pero eres Negra? Que linda! Eres muy popular con los hombres, no? Vi lo que escribio dashop! LOL! so, hablas ingles, portuges, que mas?
Los stings, los stings! Tengo que buscar el foto..pero.no lo tengo en mi computadora aqui! cuando llego en casa, quizas...
Favorite sexual position? Me on top.....at anyplace, anytime...as long as it's ME ON TOP and oh yeah...A BIG AZZ DYCK TO DO THE BUCKAROO!!!
What turns you on the most? His moans....love hearing him being pleasured.
Does size matter? Any woman would be lying if the said it doesn't but you still can work with an average size dong. If it's too small then the harder it is for us women to orgasm.
Most times in one day? 3-4 times. But 2 good long sessions usually does the trick for me.
What do you think about during sex? If it's off the chain usually that this feeling lasts as long as it could...if it's boring then I think about the other man who used to whip it on me....LMAO!
Ever had a threesome? Naw but I ain't gonna lie and say I've never thought about 2 men tearing my pretty azz up! LOL!
How often do I masturbate? I don't really have to do that.
Do I like oral? Yes of course but I rather receive it than give it...LOL.
What's better someone you care about or a one night stand? Oh that's easy definitely someone you care about...they will make you feel like you're on a cloud and the orgasms are so intense....but then again if you see a brotha that's so damn fine and you get some drinks in ya and you cat is throbbing for him....then that's just as good especially if he has that package, then you won't have any regrets!
vroooooom..HEY ER'BODY...LUSIL..HOP IN..LAFFIN..(BUMPING) [Verse 2: Lil Wayne] Shawty said the [EXPLETIVE] that she with ain't [EXPLETIVE] Shawty said the [EXPLETIVE] that she with ain't this Shawty said the [EXPLETIVE] that she with can't hit But shawty I'm a hit it hit it like I can't miss And I can't do this And I don't do that...
VROOOOM..WHAT??? BEYONCE AINT GONE NEVA STOP SANGIN THATS WHAT SHE LOVES!!!!
HEY MY GIRLZ IN DA PIECE!!! WHAT IT DO? WHAT IT DO??
@ATL...I HATE TO SAY IT..BUT SHE GOT YOU TODAY....VROOOOOM...LETS ROLL LUSIL..(U CRAZY U KNOW DAT...) [Verse 2: Lil Wayne] Shawty said the [EXPLETIVE] that she with ain't [EXPLETIVE] Shawty said the [EXPLETIVE] that she with ain't this Shawty said the [EXPLETIVE] that she with can't hit But shawty I'm a hit it hit it like I can't miss And I can't do this And I don't do that LMAO!!!! IM J/K ATL!!!
Diamante,
DaShop is uno puto pero ello no tengo pica grande!! Es muy ignorante! lol
Mi e-slut...quiero much mami!!
All this Spanish is giving me a headache...lol...si tu quieres yo puedo eat you out mas tarde? You down, mi amor?
I'm better with Spanglish, lol.
Popular with the men? LOLOLOLOL - Well get a new pic up of those precious stings, girl. lol
Que linda tu eres!!
@ LUSIL . . . WHAT ARE YOU AND SEXYREDD TALKING ABOUT?
YOU SAID: ATLeon,
Don't you EVER in your cartoon life SYDH at me again!! SexyRed already told me how shyt went down with you and Greeneyes!! Ur wack! Argh...lol
@SEXYREDD . . GREENEYES IS ME. THAT'S HER PET NAME FOR ME. SHE E-LUVVVS ME. LMAO ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
LOL @ Dani - Diamond tryna front like she know alla that!!! Umhmmmmmm - SHO! LOL
I just purchased DaShop some Viagra!! lol
And Mafia - Halo talk again??? Get over it boo!! Ain't nothn wrong with being an e-hoe! Right Diamante?? LOL
Royal - Yes I still e-love him but he done cheated too many times! And this time it's a wrap, I ain't takn him back!! I think. LOL
Fave Position: Her on the top
What turns me on the most: When she rubs the back of my head
Does Size Matter: I never had a complaint
Most times in one day: 12
What do I think about during sex: the 1st time I ever had sex I thought it was whack as he11. I was laughin' at Saturday Night Live while she got her sh1t off. If it's whack, I think about funny sh1t
Ever had a 3some: I had 3 women at one time, so I guess that's a 4some
How often do I masturbate: Since I can't see my baby when I want, and I don't trust just any chick, me and Palmer are good buddies. Sometimes I use my left so it feels like a stranger...LOL...it's sloppy but it gets the job done...LMAO
Do I like Oral: I do...I especially like to give it...I heard most men don't
Someone I care about or 1 night stand? Someone I care about...U know who U R
Greeneyes!! Yes, SexyREd told me that she caught you giving ATLEon head while you guys were in the McDonald's parking lot last weekend when i was putting the finishing touches on the barbecue ribs i prepared for the family!!
I know ALL about it!! What do you have to say now???
Yup, I am putting you on blast. LOL
Dearest E-slut :-)
Yo entiendo! Olvide! Lo dijeste como, un million de veces! Cape Verdean, claro! Duh, diamante. Pero que linda! Eres de Africa pero pareces como bodiqua? Que liiinda! Eres muy popular con los hombres, no? El shop dijo que "conociste" (in the biblical way haha) muchos hombres! Hahaha! Okay, so, hablas ingles, hablas portuges, que mas? Hablan Portuges en la parte de Africa de donde eres? (i don't know about that last part!)
@ Da shop boy if you don't be quiet! Talkin bout electrocuted! Hush! ROTFL!!
@lusil1976.....SAID: Greeneyes!! Yes, SexyREd told me that she caught you giving ATLEon head while you guys were in the McDonald's parking lot last weekend when i was putting the finishing touches on the barbecue ribs i prepared for the family!!
I know ALL about it!! What do you have to say now???
Yup, I am putting you on blast. LOL
WOW! WELL DID SHE DO IT REPEATEDLY?
*CRICKETS*
NOT FUNNY? OH....LMAO!
Bullshyt!!
You ain't got no boo. AND, you ain't heard no complaints because sometimes chicks don't wanna hurt a dude's feelings. The ladies of MTO scolded me for not telling my ex about it! So just cuz you ain't heard about it, doesn't mean it ain't an issue! lol
You like her on top cuz ur lazy AND FAT. J/K...
hehehe, lol.
Fatso.
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TheShopMagazine Flag post Fave Position: Her on the top
What turns me on the most: When she rubs the back of my head
Does Size Matter: I never had a complaint
Most times in one day: 12
What do I think about during sex: the 1st time I ever had sex I thought it was whack as he11. I was laughin' at Saturday Night Live while she got her sh1t off. If it's whack, I think about funny sh1t
Ever had a 3some: I had 3 women at one time, so I guess that's a 4some
How often do I masturbate: Since I can't see my baby when I want, and I don't trust just any chick, me and Palmer are good buddies. Sometimes I use my left so it feels like a stranger...LOL...it's sloppy but it gets the job done...LMAO
Do I like Oral: I do...I especially like to give it...I heard most men don't
Someone I care about or 1 night stand? Someone I care about...U know who U R
So Greeneyes...let's talk!! lol
And Mafia, this is no laughing matter. I've killed two bytches for looking in ATL's direction b4!! So it's amazing gunz ain't blazing right now. I'm calm, cool and collected.
Again with the Halo talk - ARGH, lol.
Somebody please tell Mafia to STOP wearing fake halos!!
Diamante, entiendo todo, mami!! Tu peudes come to Boston for a visita or summn? Yo puedo concinar arroz con pollo y habichuelas, ok?? Te quiero, chula...LOL. I don't know how much more I can say, lol.
@ Dani be quiet! I paid attention!
@ Lusil girl I'm laughin too hard, I can't even concentrate to write in Spanish you talkin bout Dashops barely there man parts! But thanks for the compliments! I shall be your e-slut always! E-hoes RUN this! oh! tengo un foto de mis boobies post baby. Oh, they are gorgeous! DEFINITELY a scorpion bite! LOL!
Now, about mas tarde....mmmm mm mm, I'm SO down!
@atl..lmao..okay!! you my patna..so i got you back watch dis..
@lusil..u know dont be frontin him off like dat these birds be on him!! he aint done nuthin but said a lil summn summn..dont throw yaw'lls love away..(smile)
@jakey..ooooh u did.(ghetto voice)!!
@sexyr..see u done smoked some tweeds..and i think i need a sexy in between that biaaaaa!!! lol!!! red..u knows im a bia..but imma KOLD BIA!
@ LUSIL . . . SHE HAD THE STORY ALLLLLLLLLL WRONG. HE WAS SELTZERING ME. AND IT FELLLTTTTTTTT GREATTTTTT ! ! !
SORRY LUCY ! ! !
@SEXYREDD. . . WHY YOU TELL HER? ?
@ATLEON . . . WHEN CAN I MAKE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT?
@DIAMOND. . DID YOU WRITE THAT YOURSELF OR DID YOU COPY AND PASTE FROM SOMEWHERE? IF SO WE NEED TO CHAT? ? ( I USED TO BE FLUENT THAN A MOFO BUT WHEN A FRIEND OF MINE LEFT I SORTA LEFT WITH HER!) LET ME KNOW!
LMAO ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
@theShop...trust me when I say she isn't WEARING it. It falls off all times a day. She lost it once (must have been during the seltzerin' convo). I had to buy her a three pak of glow stix as a temp until we found it...
I'm telling you...its a lot of hard work keeping up with her fake, I mean her beautiful Halo
Mafia - best friends don't let best friends think they ain't sluts, ya know??? lol I love you, so it's tough love ALWAYS!!
Royal please, lol, I heard about the e-letter you wrote to him when I started dating him. WHATEVER. Like I'mma believe you. lol
And Diamond, Yes, DaSHOP tryna front - whatever!!! lol But Mami, yes, the key is under the mat. And scorpion stings....NIIIIIICE!!! I wanna see, babes! My e-slut *gazing up adoringly* My how I love you!
@Lusil...but you're the one passing them out.
*opened up my bag to find mine...*
*the gold VC mic was about to fall out of my purse, but I dropped everything else to catch it*
*found the halo...shook some weave strands off and set it in place*
But next time you need to give her one of these. I like how it floats in place...
@LUSIL..SEE SEE DAT WAS DIFFERENT!!(LMAO) I NEVER DID ONCE I LEARNED HE WAS YOURS!!!
@SEXYR..THANK U "SEXY MOFO RED"!
NOW LET ME TAKE DIS HERE TEST BISH..DONE PUT UP ON HERE....
(WALKIN OUT THINKIN ..I HOPE LUSIL STILL LUV ME,I REALLY WAS DRUNK DAT NITE AND I DIDNT DO FUFFIN WIT DAT MAN..BUT LOOKED AT HIS BUM BUM LMAO!(:
@DIAMONDGIRL...DIAMONDGIRL, YOUR BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE SKIN IS THE WORLD ENVY!!!...(BUT I WAS STILL MAD AT U OVER MY J67L..TELLIN HIM U GONE TICKLE HIM OR SUMTHIN..LMAO[SPAM]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..BUT YOU GROWING ON ME..I DO READ UR POST..AND YOUR VERY INTELLIGENT!! KEEP MAKIN THE WORLD MO PRETTIER! BUT PUHLEEEZ DONT FLIRT W MY JIMMY JIMMY BRING IT TO ME NOW! LMAO!!!
Diamante - un requesto was sento to mi my e-slut! LOL
HAHAHAAH! It's okay, girl! I speak 'Spanisho' too!
i can't respond till I get home, myspace is blocked from here! I mostly have baby pics on there, there aren't too many of me! but I shall add more for you to adore...LOL at gazing up lovingly...Oh, yaaaY! I get to see your cassaba melons!
@ RoyalT ahhh, thank you. I have to be validated, don't you know? LOL! And you too KandiLadi! Thank ya! Also, RoyalT-- WHO IS JIMMY??? Allll you, friend! My bad, my bad, MY BAD!
LOL...well I'm off work... @lusil bye babes @mafia...U should try super glue...then ur glow sticks, I mean halo will never fall off @Diamond ur gonna laugh so much one day, ur gonna spit up a fetis...LOL @Vain...I figured as much about Mafia...good lookin out @Plain & SexyRedd...I like U too
Be EASY!!!!!
1. Favorite sex position? ON MY BACK AT THE EDGE OF THE BED AND HIM STANDING UP! 2. What turns you on the most? WHEN HE LICKS MY LEGS WHILE THEY OWN HIS SHOULDERS
3.Does size matter? YES IT DOES!
4. Most times in one day? 7
5. Most orgasms in one session? 1 GREAT ONE!! 1 SMALL ONE 6. What do you think about during sex? HOW HE IS DEVOURING..AND HOW MUCH HE LOVES IT.
7.Ever had a Three-some? NO
8.How often do you masterbate? NEVER
9.Do you like oral? I LOVE IT WIT A PASSION!
10.What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? SOMETIMES EITHER ONE CAN BE EXCITING..BUT I PREFER TO BE CARED FOR!
OK BISH..DID I PASS????
~~Hey ppl's..sighhhh I hate fukn salads! if i eat one damn more..I'ma start hopn round like a fukn bunny!!
~~Dani Lmao! Yes ma i will igg ur tag and TRY n stay strong .PROMISE..lmfaooo @ Rolln on a River..ur so silly!
~~@ Dredog Very intrestn answers on the survey ma! grrrr I like ur style..
~~DA shop so u say u like to give it eh???!!
(( rubn hands together like I'm bout to take ova the world w/ pink n the brain))
Tell me baby..how do u feel ABOUT ALKA-SELTZERS??? lmao
~~@ Lusil I was neva on top..cause it was ALLL ABOUT U BABY...plus u said ATL neva let u be on top! No wonder u let his Non-Seltzern Azz GO!! lmao
~~ATL why they doin u like that baby?? Just cause u don't know how to Seltzer?? and because u the one keep giving mafia them damn halo's!!! Yallleave him alone..
*takn ATL by the hand*
There there my lil King Size Snicka Bar..Bish will take good care of u and make u feel betta..
* headn to special back room, where ATL will have to suc n fuk as many woman as I send..and all proceeds go to THE GIVE BISH-THE-FUKN$$$ fund*
Royal...good looking out...I knew you were my girl!!
Sisters before misters is all I gotta say!! LOL @ kissing a brother!!
Diamante, LOL, Spanisho? lol...that's wassup...because i can speak that all day everyday without thinking too much.
LOL @ Mafia...The Shop ain't worried about you!! He has a "girl", duh!! Giiiiirl...lol.
SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB Flag post @ATL, YO ASS GETTIN TAGGED BECAUSE YOU IGNORED ME EARLIER DAMMIT. -------------------------------------------------
you mean when i said this:
ATLeon08 Flag post @SEXYREDD, wutz good ma. i see you the only one that got love for me today.
My fault. I can see where u could think i ignored you.
LMAO @ ATL & Mafia!!! Ya'll decided quick who sucks so we can watch the show!
@Bishop...what it do? Rabbit food lost its taste?
@ATL...Oh, now you want to run back to Lusil.
*whispering to Lusil*
You know what, I think I heard about how him and ***** got down over the weekend...step over here and let me holla at ya
@KANDI HELL YEA. THAT SHYT MAKE YA BODY GO CRAZY. LOL. MAN, YALL GOT ME THINKIN NASTY. IMA JUMP THEM BONES WHEN I GET HOME. COME ON 3 O CLOCK. LOL. MAN. 3 BLUNTS, A NICE SEX SESSION, AND A COLD DRINK AFTER IS DA BIDNEZZ.
ANYONE EVER SMOKED WHILE DOIN IT? LOL WE DO IT ALL THE TIME. DURIN ORAL, WE TAKE TURNS, LOL, BUT I AINT MASTERED IT WHILE WE ACTUALLY DOIN IT. DAT SHYT HARD. LOL. NIKKA CANT BREATHE AND SHYT. LOL
SexyRedd....yeah girl that is some good shyt right dere....to get high as a kite and den get some to top it all off.....or even if you hang out with yo girlz til 2-3am...come in tipsy as a mofo.....going to ya mans house (or coming home if you live with him)...wake his azz up and tell him to drop dem boxers....light up a stogie while he sticks it in...and den GOT DAYUM....ya get ya back BLOWN OUT!!! If that ain't one of the best feelings...umm umm UMMMM!!!!
@Lusil...Got'cha! I was wondering why we couldn't get the shirtless pic. He better stop going out seltzerin'. LOL
@Mafia...you see him don't you. Wanna be all up in her grill now! Hell, it was just the other weekend him and SexyR was sneaking off together. They didn't think anyone saw'em.
*slapped hands to mouth*
Damn...*looking around*
Girl, don't tell nobody. That's why they're acting like that. They don't want to hurt Lusil...
~~Kandiladi
What??!! Lmao There's a lotta money to be made of selln cock!!
* WATCHN MAFIA, SEXYRED, V, GO BACK N FORTH ABOUT WHO GONNA SUCK*
AIGHT!! AIGHT ..NAH JUST HOLD UP A DAMN MIN!!!!
*STEPN IN MIDDLE OF THEM ALL*
THE BISH WILL HANDLE THIS...YALL JUST CALM THE FUK DOWN!!!
*EVERY ONE STEPN BACK..BUT STILL EYEN EACH OTHERE*
Sheesh aight now..ATL U SUKN ...ONIONZ FIRST! HERE..
*handing Buble gum warming motion Lotion*
SHOTTA U GET ON THE SIDE OVER HERE AND U SUKN BACK N FORTH BETWEEN SEXYRED AND MAFIA..HERE
*hands 91 inch GLOW IN THE DARK DILDO*
NAH WHEN U AINT SUKN THE OTHER..USE THIS ON HER!!
Okay now is that every one??! wheeeeewwwwwww
*wiping forehead*
That'll be $325.25...NO CHECKS DAMMIT!!
LOL @lusil & MafiaPrincess, I had to get in on something
@RoyalTgirl, I sure do know the rest you ole reefer on the brain lookin ass! earlier you said to Diamond_Girl.. Diamond girl.. Diamond girl.. and I thought you were singing that song, its an old freestyle/dance song from back in the early 90's ooo let me stop telling my age, never mind :)
@ATL ERYBODY ALWAYS SPEAK TO ME. IM JUST PLAYIN WIT YO SENSITIVE ASS. I QUIT. U ARE NO FUN. U REALLY DO SUCK. LOL. SUUKKKKKAAAAAA U KNOW U MY NIGKA, IM JUS PLAYIN HONEY BUNZ. LOL. BUT FO REAL. I AINT SAY THAT SHYT TO LUSIL. LOL.
@DRE, MAN, AINT IT THOUGH. I LOVE WHEN WE GO OUT AND GET FUKKED UP AND LIKE BARELY MAKE IT IN OUR HOUSE BEFO WE BE DOIN IT. THATS THAT SHYT. LOL.
@PLAYNE, GIRL.I LOVE THAT TOO; MAN. ITS LIKE HEAVEN.
BYE DIAMANTE. LOL. HAHAHAHA.
WHERE KEKO ASS GO
@LUSIL . . . WHY DO YOU HAVE A BEEF WITH ME? YOU BETTA TALK TO YOU E-NYGGA. HE'S THE ONE HANDING OUT SELTZER LESSONS! ! ! LMAO ! ! !
@ATLEON . . SORRY I HAD TO TELL HER. AND HOW DO YOU HAVE A 24PACK FOR VAIN? I THOUGHT YOU USED IT ALL UP(ON ME!) DID YOU GO AND BUY ANOTHER ONE?
@DIAMOND. Yo hable Espanol un poquito. Cuando my amigo LEFT, mi Espanol es malo ahora. LOL ! ! I DO KNOW THINGS WHEN I HEAR OR READ THEM THOUGH JUST TAKES ME A WHILE TO FORMULATE A RESPONSE NOW.
ATL ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
i know Ashanti,Mya,Ciara,Rihanna,Amerie, Christiana Millan, and Letoya are ALL happy lmao
BUT in an interview Beyonce said she wants to slow down and start a family before she turns 30 she NEVER said she wouldn't make another album she said she just wants to work at a slower pace (sorry!! Beyonce HATERS!)
I think it's sweet that she would want to help Jay Z with his record label but I don't think Matthew would be havin that lol
Damn the users on here are having damn conversations. Go on a chatroom site for all that. Anyway, Beyonce needs some time off. But not to long. She should do like my girl Christina Aguilera and make a cd every 4 years. It's really like 2 years because Christina goes on tour and puts out more videos the next year after her album release. (Videos from the same Cd of course.) Beyonce is working too hard. But it's a good thing because you never can see too much of her. She's a good entertainer. I saw her in concert in 2007, I just thought she would have more props on stage and special effects since she is Beyonce. But it still was good. You can start a family and still work. Look at Christina Aguilera she just had a baby in January and now she's back in the studio. Beyonce needs rest but don't quit the hip hop game B we need you.
* LOOKN AT LU LU..*
OH SHYT U NEED SOME SUCKERY TOO??! I aint even see u baby..
*Tapn ATL..while he works on ONIONZ*
NAH WHEN U GET DONE HERE..HEY-YY WTF??! WIPE SOME OF THAT PLEASE!!! U DRIPN EVERY DAMN WHERE!
* Atl wipes mouth*
OKAY..NAH WHEN U GET DONE..LU LU WANTS TO GIVE U THE GLAZE FACE! AND U BETTA DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME..
*pointn my finga in ATL's in chest*
OR I'M SENDING 4 MORE CHICKS BACK HERE TO GLAZE FACE UR AZZ TILL U GET IT RIGHT!!!
@mssexy red...good i thought i was gonna have to go in my emergency sack. i see your "
ANYONE EVER SMOKED WHILE DOIN IT? LOL WE DO IT ALL THE TIME. DURIN ORAL, WE TAKE TURNS, LOL, BUT I AINT MASTERED IT WHILE WE ACTUALLY DOIN IT. DAT SHYT HARD. LOL. NIKKA CANT BREATHE AND SHYT. LOL"
I think i mastered that shid...take a pull...stroke stroke stroke...exhale...awwww
lol
*Almost fell off chair from Greys comment* CTFU!!!! Damn:
Lil Kim said it best: "Blow you up to your girl like an army grenade!"
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!! I just want to know how it was it? The nicca keep running from me! I think he's scared. I'm just saying...
@Sexy...*stoppin in my tracks* What you got for me?
ROYALTGIRL Flag post @ATL..U SO NASTY! ------------------------------------------------ u and BISH of all people will NEVER have nothin to say to me about bein the good kinda nasty. freek-a-the-week azzes
@BISHOP, please don't interrupt greatness. i gotta devour this whole onion before i come up for air. sweet and tangy onion too.
@Danigirl1222, oh best believe i got u.
Well, we can't say that we're surprised, can we? I mean, we all knew that was going to happen. But, you can't get mad at them. They are still human and are entitled to do what they want. They have enough money to last them the rest of their lives--single and as a couple. I'm sure she won't retire completely. She loves her fans too much and wouldn't disappoint them. But, I wish them luck!
LOLOLOLOLOL @ Bishop!!!
ATLeon - U SUCK!!! LOL
And Bishop - what I tell you?? It's called a FACIAL!!!!!!!
Mafia - real talk, do you want to phuck my ex??? lol
Vain - hmmmm, I'm on to you...you sneaky!!
And SexyRed, now you're recanting ur story!! High, drunk or whatever, you told me that shyt!! And Greeneyes ain't even sayn anything!! It's all good. lol
NAW FUKK DAT ROYAL DONT GIVE THAT HOE MY BLUNT. IM MAD AT HER. LOL
aY, YALL SEE HOW QUICK WE JUMPED ON THAT HOE ASS NIKKA....LOL OL BITCH MADE ASS NIKKA
@VAIN BEND OVA, I GOT THIS PLAY MEAT TO STICK IN DAT ASS. IMA BEAT IT UP TIL IT BLEED LIKE OL BOY MAGNUM. LOL. BWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH H
NAW, IM JUS PLAYIN, BRANG THAT ONYO OVA HERE THOUGH, I WANNA JIGGLE IT.
~~@ ATL said:
BISHOP, please don't interrupt greatness. i gotta devour this whole onion before i come up for air. sweet and tangy onion too.
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((Walking away mumbln))They betta have my damn $$$..I know that much! He aint w/ Lu Lu no more..shytttt Like SHOTTA SAID U GOTTA PAY FOR THIS..((fading))
ATL LMBLAO @ EVERBODY GETTING ON DREPHILLY BOY. YA'LL MADE ME SCROLL BACK UP TO SEE THIS MOFO!
PLAIN SAID: @DREPHILLYBOY---EXCUSE ME...ARE THOSE BUGLE BOY JEANS YOU'RE WEARING? lmao!!!
i HOPE THAT'S A OLD AZZ PIC
MSMARIJUANA SAID: @drephillyboy, take your ass to a chatroom we are fine right here. Fukk outta here telling grown folks what to do! leave your comment and get the fukk on
ATLEON SAID: @DrePhillyBoy, damn niccas come on here expressin they feelins and shyt. got to gayamerica.com for all that.
IF I WAS DUDE I WOULD COME BACK UNDER A NEW SCREEN NAME AND AVI AND TRY THIS S/H/I/T AGAIN ! ! LMAO ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
@LUSIL . . I DID SAY SOMETHING! I SAID: @LUSIL . . . WHY DO YOU HAVE A BEEF WITH ME? YOU BETTA TALK TO YOU E-NYGGA. HE'S THE ONE HANDING OUT SELTZER LESSONS! ! ! LMAO ! ! !
@ATLEON . . SORRY I HAD TO TELL HER. AND HOW DO YOU HAVE A 24PACK FOR VAIN? I THOUGHT YOU USED IT ALL UP(ON ME!) DID YOU GO AND BUY ANOTHER ONE?
@DIAMOND. Yo hable Espanol un poquito. Cuando my amigo LEFT, mi Espanol es malo ahora. LOL ! ! I DO KNOW THINGS WHEN I HEAR OR READ THEM THOUGH JUST TAKES ME A WHILE TO FORMULATE A RESPONSE NOW.
ATL ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
*sitting in a corner trying to figure out if SexyRedd scares me*
You know, I down for a lot of freaky stuff but ummm...you're gonna have to let me think about that one. LMAO!!
*while sitting in the corner I start thinking about how I love MsMariju-wana and pulls out the gold VC mic*
*taps it on DrPhillyboy's acid washed knee*
(((Mic Check Mic check...Are Those Bugle Boy Jeans You're wearing? Testing?)))
*I stand up in the corner to properly dedicate this song to MsMarijuana...*
(((I'm in love with Mary Jane. She's my main thing. She makes me feel alright, she makes my heart sing. And when I'm feeling low, she comes as no surprise...)))
Who threw that?!!!?
man, yall crazy as hell man. thats y i love yall. lol. yall make my mofo day; now its time to burn out. i gotta relinquish all my green and drank. dayum. oh well, ima go home and jump on my lovely man. get high, eat and go the fukk to sleep!!!!!! i love yall, be good. oh. i may be here for a few mo min. lol. im just sayin bye now so when i burn off yall wont be like, where the fukk dat biatch go wit tha killa. lol
@vain i was just playin, you know i wont hurt that onion and that pussa girl. now come here, let mami make you not afraid
@lusil *sllllaaapppppp *kick *punch* eye gouge* two fingas to ya throat, like a quick jab. lol. *tackle
heyyyyyyy get ya finga outta there . we posed to be fightin dammit. ooooo, um aight, fukk fightin , come here. i wanna apologize. we dont need atl. *muah
Bish..Trust, you ain't gettn no loot, boo. If he was money worthy, I woulda stay even with all the cheatn!! LOL
**************************** Bishop_Tee Flag post ~~@ ATL said:
BISHOP, please don't interrupt greatness. i gotta devour this whole onion before i come up for air. sweet and tangy onion too.
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((Walking away mumbln))They betta have my damn $$$..I know that much! He aint w/ Lu Lu no more..shytttt Like SHOTTA SAID U GOTTA PAY FOR THIS..((fading))
--------------- myspace.com/tee305 2 Hatas! 26th SN!
@jakey..yeah I see you ran with it and "nicca rigged it up" do u Supergirl cuz imma do me!..lol And when gonna save me?..lol
@lusil..I fell asleep fantasizen bout you lasnite. Wokeup wishing for you this morning. Sitting at work day dreaming in a daze. And "The kicker! "Its gonna happen again tomorr"..lol You make me wanna kiss you on the forhead,then the tip of your nose,gently on the neck,down between your breast,over your stomach,through your thighs,on your knees,ankles and feet. And now that I just kissed every part of your body. Imma stop! Because I dont wanna seem geedy by asking you to "TURN THAT AZZ OVER"..lol.. j/k I like messing with you..lol
Oh yea, bytch???
Lucia, pulls hair back...picks up Sexy, body slams her and it's a wrap!!
I fight to kill!! Ur lucky...I'm having mercy on yo azz!! Please...ur hair pulling and your fake nails ain't doing a thang!!
Ain't nobody tryna step up! TRUST. LOL
Call it truce? I mean, it's for your own benefit!! LOL ************************************ SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB Flag post
@lusil *sllllaaapppppp *kick *punch* eye gouge* two fingas to ya throat, like a quick jab. lol. *tackle
I know that I am hella late...I had work to do but....
****DEAD...F"ING DEAD****** @ Plaine..... @DREPHILLYBOY---EXCUSE ME...ARE THOSE BUGLE BOY JEANS YOU'RE WEARING?
OH SHYT!!! I am crying over here.
@ MsMarijuana... F'ing acid wash....DEAD BYTCH DEAD!!! LMAO!!!!
@Vain... *taps it on DrPhillyboy's acid washed knee*
(((Mic Check Mic check...Are Those Bugle Boy Jeans You're wearing? Testing?)))
Ya'll bytches are so ill!!! LMAO
~~@ Lusil Oh so u got SexyRed nah? huh..u talkn bout ATL..*smdh* Bet! yo that's cool...i just thought..oh neva mind!!!
(( walking away then commn back like fuk this i gotta get this off my chest))!!
Lu Lu u just ..Idk since this ni99a u aint been the same..all this..this Cock I'm selln ..i do for u..all this pussa I'm selln is for u..when I stole Mafia's original Halo and V's Innocent voice I did it for you! and now u wanna do me wrong for this Yellow thug azz bytch! Y!!??
* wiping tears*
and Don't u!! don't u tell me nothn but that other ni99a * cryn* he don't BUTTERFLY me like u do! *sniffls* Hell he can't! i see how it be..me and U are no MO..i'm tired of getn the back seat next to no damn bodyyyyy!
(( run'n out of thread to collect myself..very un lik ethe Bish to fall in e-love w/ a lil yellow carnival corn muffn))
@LUSIL . . ARE YOU TALKING TO ME OR SEXYREDD? ? LOL !
YOU SAID:Oh yea, bytch???
Lucia, pulls hair back...picks up Sexy, body slams her and it's a wrap!!
I fight to kill!! Ur lucky...I'm having mercy on yo azz!! Please...ur hair pulling and your fake nails ain't doing a thang!!
Ain't nobody tryna step up! TRUST. LOL
Call it truce? I mean, it's for your own benefit!! LOL
ATL ! ! ! !
ATL ! ! ! !
Bishop - girl are you smokin laced weed??? Girl, please...all I was sayn is that ATL ain't gon' make you no money. He can't seltzer worth a lick, feel me?? C'mon...I phuckn love you!!
And WMCMOEE - Perfect timing, I'm single again, lol...to the cheesy smile that I love. lol
Mafia...it's cool if you wanna phuck him...just be honest is all I'm sayn. LOL...
~~~~ I calls this * sniffle* a song for Lusil..good bye baby it was fun..and and AND!
The very first time that I saw your brown eyes Your lips said "hello" and I said hi I knew right then you were the one But I was caught up in physical attraction But to my satisfaction Baby you were more than just a face
And if I ever fall in love again I will be sure that the lady is a friend and if I ever fall in love so true I will be sure that the lady's just like you
Ooooh yeah.... the very next time she'll be my friend !!!!
(( some one throws a mic and hits me in the freakn eye))
V!!! I know that was ur azz!!
(( in high pitch Prince voice ))
My frienddddddd!!!! MYYYYY FRIENDDDDDDDD WHOOOOO!!
OUCH !!!
one mo Time V!! one mo time!
~~@ V said:
Bishop...ROFLMAO!!!! Bytch! Give me my voice back!!!! How many times did Bruce the Shark nip at your azz when you went to get it?
SWIM NEMO....SWIM!!! LMAO ********************************************
I can't stand U!!! I'm fuk u up when i see u!! lmfaoooo!! OMG!! u make me so freakn sick! swim nemo bwaaaaaa!!!
Hu-Huh? NO MAFAI I HAVE NOT SEEN UR HALO..
*whipsers* in the last 2 min..can't remmber where the fuk i hid it.
*pantn' pockets n shyt look round*
lusil1976 Flag post Bishop - girl are you smokin laced weed??? Girl, please...all I was sayn is that ATL ain't gon' make you no money. He can't seltzer worth a lick, feel me?? C'mon...I phuckn love you!!
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okay you keep this up and umma tell errbody bout your third nipple.
(( in high pitch Prince voice ))
My frienddddddd!!!! MYYYYY FRIENDDDDDDDD WHOOOOO!!
OUCH !!!
one mo Time V!! one mo time! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aww, its just paper! Don't cry bout it! LOL *putting hands over ears trying to block out the high pictch*
OMG...*thinking to myself that the weed is making her do it*
Poor Mr. ATLEON!! Awwwwwww, you need a hug? Ni66a why don't you get one from the sweet and tangy onionz you were seltzering?? WHATEVER!
Unlike you, I flirt...I ain't tossn salads or giving dome or nuthn!! Argh!! Go ahead...keep seltzering all them bytches....it's all good dude. You lost a good e-woman! ;-)
ATLeon08 Flag post Kandiladi Flag post BYE SEXYRED!
@LUCY WHAT DID U DO TO WMCMOEE?! ATL MAY GET A LIL E-JEALOUS -----------------------------------------------
no ma, thats just hypocrisy. they been havin that goin on for weeks now. i'm the hurt one here. think i need a hug...
*Got up to run away from the high pitch and tripped over something*
Oh...my...goodness!!! How in THE world did Mafia's Halo make it over here?
*putting it in my purse so I can give it back to her*
*walking off talking to myself...*
I'm getting tired of this fake azz halo. I should just toss it in this here trash can and...
Aiiiiight bet...
Lemme tell them girls about ur weekly Herpes outbreak!! Go 'head...no third nipple baby...that was a pimple. Silly cheater you!!
lol
Yup, keep on seltzering everybody - dude got Herpes!!
**************************************** ATLeon08 Flag post lusil1976 Flag post Bishop - girl are you smokin laced weed??? Girl, please...all I was sayn is that ATL ain't gon' make you no money. He can't seltzer worth a lick, feel me?? C'mon...I phuckn love you!!
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okay you keep this up and umma tell errbody bout your third nipple.
@ATL...I'm not trying to start nothing but um....what your girl doing over there talking to whats his name? Didn't she just stab you for doing the same thing? I mean...
OUCH!
*Lusil just snatched off my new wig*
*I throw my hands on top of my head to cover up because I NEED a perm BADLY*
Damn Helfa!
*ran off fast to the nearest restroom*
~~OH DAMN LU LU..
(( walkn away fast b4 she put me out there like ATl bout my Strap on, baby diapers, and Squash fetish))
* sees V pick up Mafais Halo*
Damn i needa get that back...uhmmmmm
(( thinkn quick! ))
Hey V!!! let me ask u somethn..
(( V stops n turns around just in time to get hit in her eye..neck and stomach w/ her own inncocent voice))
I'll TAKE THAT!!!
* snatchn *
Takin' both these shyts back to Bruce!
VainChick Flag post @ATL...I'm not trying to start nothing but um....what your girl doing over there talking to whats his name? Didn't she just stab you for doing the same thing? I mean...
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uh yea, thats her. same person. and you know good and well that shyt been goin on for a minute.
LOLOL @ Bishop - I would never tell anyone about how you like chicks shytting on you!! NEVER!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! I love you so i would NEVER tell anyone about your affinity for watery stool. LOLOL!!
hahaha...
Greeneyes, see that's why i kept it gutter...I mean, I was tryna to save you guys from the outbreak...but I didn't want to expose him, ya know??
Vain, I know has it now....it's sad.
Oh well..
And Kandi - be my guest, LOL
((( e-commercial )))
*jumping and skipping..all in love the my partner*.
I control my herpes out breaks with Valtrex A once a day unlike taking several a day...
((announcer guys voice))
Valtrex helps control the spreading of the herpes disease. Please use caution when involved in sexual activity while the disease can still be passed to your partner...
~~@ V u just made me spit out my freakn gum!! lmfao..@
And when you take'em back I hope he nip your pinky toe!
*thinking what word rhymes with toe...
i can't stand ur ass!!!
@ Mafia V just had ur Halo..but uhhh uhhh she sold it yeah yeah she sold it toooo uh Lusil..lawd knows she needs one!!
* lookn round hope she don't hear me *
WHY DO GUYS LIE SO MUCH LADIES???? WHY?????
LOL
ATLeon08 Flag post VainChick Flag post @ATL...I'm not trying to start nothing but um....what your girl doing over there talking to whats his name? Didn't she just stab you for doing the same thing? I mean...
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uh yea, thats her. same person. and you know good and well that shyt been goin on for a minute.
*looking around the corner of the ladies restroom yelling to ATL*
Well I stand corrected. I did know so I guess I am starting shty! So, what are you gonna...
*adjusting wig perfectly back in place*
What are you gonna do about it? I bet you need someone to talk to huh? Well, I'll be grilling steaks tonight I can throw an extra one on there for you to.
*trying to make it sound all friendly*
I mean just let me know. I don't mind at all...
KEKOOOOOO!!!! STOP!!!! FUKN *DEAD* OMFG!!! u done killed my azz twice!!! girl u fukn nuts!!! lmao! ********************************************
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~~@ LU Lu ahhh right so much for NOT TELLN!! damn these damn chicks frm Carnival!! *smdh*
@ATL..(walks up to him and says..dont worry if she dont want you...cb4l does...hahahahaha!!!! j/k. (gives jimmy a kiss on them juicy lips..now u feel better!!!
@lusil..if u dont stop..imma have to take him off your hands! (did i just say dat..oooh [EXPLETIVE] here she comes..DONT HURT ME! DONT HURT ME!!!! LMAO!
@JAKEY..HE BEST TO BE CUTE!! GOT ME E-SPRUNG AND ISH!
VainChick Flag post *looking around the corner of the ladies restroom yelling to ATL*
Well I stand corrected. I did know so I guess I am starting shty! So, what are you gonna...
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see LULU, errbody know, they jus ain't sayin cuz they yo girls. vindication taste almost as good as a sweet onion. on that note, ATL is out. been in this bytch since 5:30, need to clear my head.
To Royal and all the other ladies....
Some of y'all slobbed on the knob - HERPES SIMPLEX 1...some of y'all got slobbed on by ATL (he has Simplex 1 too)...Simplex 1 can also be transferred to the genitals..GENITAL HERPES..simplex 2 or whatever.
In any event...we know for a fact VAIN got it....I think greeneyes already had it...
Anyhow, y'all do you!! LOL
You know what, y'all keep slobbn away - just know I warned y'all!!
And VAIN, I never cheated on him. I e-loved him so much!! Oh well...it wasn't reciprocated and I'm sad...but i want you ladies to protect yourselves. Just know that men lie and LIE for no reason at times. Don't act like y'all ain't witnessed this!!!!
And Royal...I believe you.
And you're right no addressing the beast - gotcha!!
To my ladies...I had so much fun with you guys today....I kinda hate y'all too...because of y'all I'm bringing paperwork home! So while I love y'all, PHUCK Y'ALL too!!
Good night everyone...be safe!! Till we see eachother again - TOMORROW that is!! Y'all are my crack!! Call me Crackhead. Thank you and Buenas Noches! Muah!
Chimp *smdh*
I'ma say this then I'm out yall!!
I swear u must be Bi-polar..cause one min u a fukn nutty azz bytch!!! and the next u on some real TRILLA type shyt! *smdh* damn shame that you had to come out the left field the first time like that..
My last time addressing you.
Good Nite ALL!! Please be Safe TTYL ( talk to you lata)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The only way that Beyonce will quit music is if she finally wins that Oscar. But, if she doesn't, she'll always go back to music.
I mean, she may take a break from making records, for a little bit, but she is not going to take a break from being Beyonce---who is an entertainer and a brand.
Seriously, she likes the limelight; so, there are plenty of ways for her to stay in it, without having to, continually, release new music.
I agree with Maxi, let her live - she's been in the game so long there is really nothing more she can do without burning herself out and having everyone turn on her for being all over the place.
She's doing the smart thing, bowing out gracefully & on top before she get's pushed out like alot of singers have done in the past.
I call bullshit. The New York Daily News couldn’t have got that from Angie because 1) her first name is Angela, NOT ANGELICA 2) she’s Bey’s cousin on TINA’S side NOT MATHEW’S meaning her last name is Tina’s maiden name BEYINCE(look inside Bey’s Dangerously in Love cover for proof because Angie writes some songs for her) NOT KNOWLES 3) Angie wouldn’t tell Bey’s business and 4) The New York Daily News been caught lying more than once!
omg who cares !!! yall talk about them way to much just let them be who cares if they got married they been together 4 a thousand yrs who cares she gone retire oe w/e !!! but on the real why they gotta keep it a secret about they marriage they either didnt get married or obiviously someone married someone for tha money
THIS IS A LIE! SHE SAID IN 1O YEARS SHE WANTS KIDS! MTO IS LYING AS USUAL. JUST GO TO PEOPLE DOT COM. IT SAYS
Beyoncé Knowles wants to be a mom – but not just yet.
Asked in the June issue of France's Questions de femmes magazine if she wants kids, she says: "Yes, in 10 years! For the moment, there are still so many things I need to accomplish."
The singer, 25, and boyfriend Jay-Z have long shot down wedding rumors, and in January Beyoncé told InStyle: "You can't rush a man into anything – whether it's a relationship, marriage or having children. When he's ready, he'll let you know."
Good for her, that girl has been working most of her life, she deserves to do something for herself, take a little time out. I wish her well, because all that glitters ain't gold- its extremely hard work being where she is and staying there, and she's done it.
At this point she can sit back and let her money work for her now.
ATLeon08 @DrePhillyBoy, damn niccas come on here expressin they feelins and shyt. got to gayamerica.com for all that --------------------------------------------
I see gayTL knows all the gay websites
This is the third time I recall you throwing out gay websites
3 different gay sites so far, damn!
Question How do you know about all of these gay sites?
EXACTLY!
P.s... you can deny it all you want but
YOU'RE GAY BUDDY!
jaylens_mommy I UPLOADED A NEW PIC OF ME..CLOSE UP WITH NO MAKE UP SO THESE [EXPLETIVE] THAT THINK I'M SO FAKE CAN SEE I'M REAL AND EVEN WITH NO MAKE UP I'M FIERCE. -----------------------------------------------
Ummm..... I'm just going to say this I believe when they were calling you fake I don't think they were talking about the makeup
I think they were talking about your picture might not be you!
*shrugs*
wompkunt one minute you trying to me up in my fam ass the next minute you want to be cool. fukcin scat [EXPLETIVE] p!ss drinking homo biatch. i know you cant get no man thats why your fat skank ass on here all the time. you need to go eat spoonisha infested [EXPLETIVE] and die with her because before i done with all you fake e-fam infiltrators you gonna see who link really is. rush and take down your whoring pictures i done saved them long time. let me see who next to [EXPLETIVE]. if you think you dutty crablice [EXPLETIVE] gone fukc link you [EXPLETIVE] you dont know who you all fukcing with. Bishop Tee you think yo slick talking side ways fat manish biatch i watching you. keep talking sideways
ok,fake jrlink,now you are leaving a few clues as to who you are..now for one i dont know if anyone on here realizes i dont usually get "expletives" in my posts when i write...two you keep singing on spoonish's name..three you seems to always be on here at nights when i am off..and four,when i get home tonight i am really going to put your business on blast,because i know who you are! you said you had stuff on me? ok,lets see who has more on who.
She has waaay too much talent to do this to us... sniff sniff. But, then again she's a person and she wants a life. You really can't tour and have kids if you do they will always come second to the shows you are doing. On anoter note, she's kind of young to be quitting for kids. Most people in the music business don't have babies until they are 35. I guess I don't want to see her go. She will be trying to make a come back in less than five years PLEASE QUOTE me on this!
@JRLINK...THE REAL JR...HHHHHHMMMMMMM...ARE U GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH YOURSELF? I DON'T SEE THE FAKE KR...SO WHO ARE U TALKING TO? I THOUGHT U AND SPOON WAS COOL? WHY ARE U SAYING SHE HAS AN INFESTED P U S S Y? I'M LOST.....DID I MISS SOMETHING? U CAN'T DUPLICATE USERNAMES...SOMETHING AINT RIGHT....DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE A DIFFERENCE IN THE SPELLINGS? HMMMMMMMM DID SOMEONE.................
MASK FALL OFF?
Hell, she can afford to do anything she wants. She has made her mark on the world, and I am sure if this is her last album, she will definetly not be forgotten, and I doubt anyone can take her shine. She is the [EXPLETIVE], and she deserves a break. I think her and Jay-Z will make a beautiful family, and they look outstanding together. Congtrat on evertything Bey!
@mafiaprincess, no do it in your email and your will see the difference, type jrlink with and L then type jrlink with a capital I. Do it as if you were gonna send out an email i'm telling you I just did it.
Hi @sexyredd ~~~ taking L ~~~~ yeah thats crazy but i'm telling ya'l go to your word or email and type the name using both versions you will see what I mean
If this is true this is wrong for so many reasons....spending your life under your husband all or most of the time doesn't usually end well and if she does work for his label I got a flashback of waiting to exhale in my mind. And wouldn't her needing and wanting time off but having a family kinda contradict?