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she sexxy, even if she bald headed
Hello MTO!…I am an avid reader of your site and I think I should share some “shocking” news. Please post this for the fellow MediaTakeOut.com readers. I was in China last week for a short vacation. I was at the all-you-can-eat buffet and just as I was going to my car, this colored man accidentally bumped into me, knocking to me to the ground. Startled, the guy apologized and asked if I was ok. As I got up and dusted my self off, I looked at who he was. And Lo and Behold---IT WAS 2 PAC!! I couldn’t believe my eyes!! I said, “Man, you look like 2PAC!” And he said, “N!gg@, I AM 2 PAC!” …..“WESTSIIIIIDEE”, he proclaimed as he threw up the “Westside” sign. And then he told me about how he has a new double-disk album coming out this fall. He said guest appearances will include: Britney Spears, Lil Wayne, Beyonce, Jordan Sparks, Norah Jones, Soulja Boy, Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Chris Brown, Sean Kingston, Carrie Underwood, Sanjaya Malakar, Rihanna, Lloyd, Jamie Foxx, Ciara, and hopefully Timberland. He said the first single should be out in July, hopefully around Independence Day, but there WILL BE NO VIDEO!!! He told me that he plans to return to the U.S. in 2018. He also said that he wanted to vote for Obama, but that he was afraid that if he cast his ballot, he would blow his cover. I know this may seem false, but he REALLY was in China. I can not honestly tell you the name of the restaurant because it was in Chinese, of course. But it was in Taiwan. He wasn’t with anyone, but he did leave in a 2008 Rolls-Royce Phantom. It was amazing! It was black with the license plate entitled: WESTSIDE. He did give me a contact number but made me promise not to give it to the media. He also gave me an autographed copy of the new CD and it’s a certified banger, as you guys say.! He told me that I could let everyone know that he appreciates their loyal support and to be sure to cop that new album in August. Please post this MTO! Let everyone know about 2PAC’s return.
Your “Avid” and “Dedicated” and “Loyal” Reader,
John Doe
ohhhhh LAWD! Jada lookin corny ass hell-- even the progressive punk look that Rihanna is tryna rock is gettin a little played out, but this? This is faaaaaaaar worse. I guess her stylist is sitting somewhere on the unemployment line... Don't worry, I might find a job for you at COOLCRUELWORLD.BLOGSPOT.COM... NOT! LOLOLOLOLOL
DISCLAIMER...I LOVE JADA...FOREVER.....
@Thkm.....AND ALL YOU OTHER HATTIN ASS BIIIIITTTCHEEES.....SHE IS NOT TRYIN TO PULL OF THE ROCKER LOOK...SHE IS THE LEAD SINGER IN HER OWN ROCK BAND...FOR SOME TIME NOW...BEFORE THESE SILLY FAKE BROADS...STARTED WEARIN THIS LOOK...SO HOW CAN SHE BE TRYIN TO LOOD LIKE SOMETHING THAT SHE REALLY IS.... @Diamondcrystal...NOT HER BEST LOOK....THAT AINT YOUR BEST LOOK EITHER....OR IS IT...IF SO....IVE HAD ENOUGH....THANKS.... @Bklynz_DRLatina.....D WOODS...D WOODS...DONT YOU EVER PUT HER IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS D FUKIN WOODS...YOU FAKE ASS ROSIE PEREZ.....D WOODS ...U IDIOT... @MiamiRattler08....I REALLY HOPE THATS A MASK....NOW SHUT YOUR ASS UP... @Veet....NO STUPID IS HOW YOUR FAT ASS NECK MAKES THAT CHAIN LOOK LIKE A CHOKER...HAHAHAAHA
I liva in a asiantown and I cook noodles and rice. One day I bump into man with skin like chocolate. I said you looka like a 2pack. He said 4 realz yo? I saida i fwy you up somesing special. He saida werd yoz. I said i wisten to all you music sign my wok. He saida holler for a dollar. I said no five dollar hurry up and buy! he pay me 10,000 yen and wanta me to be on new record. I on song "fwy or die" numba 5 on new album iz hot shet. I so happy soo much I jump out my slippers. Now I retire my rickshaw to be famous gangsta rap hip hop ninja star.
Couple of months ago, I seen Jada in Baltimore and while I was standing next to her I thought about how big my dicc was compared to her arm. You fellas know how we men think crazy-shyt when we see those "petite" women(i.e how a short woman can polish my knob with her standing up straight and I can put my beer on top of her head at the same time). She sho' was cute tho'.
@Belvi Yes bitch, its a mask, I cut yo mama's face off and wore it for Halloween, don't make me cut your dick off and feed it to my mastiff...don't [EXPLETIVE] with me, I blew Iraqi's faces off with one pinch of the trigger finger and I will slice and dice you like a Ronco knife, I'm a killa bitch ass fool...punks die [EXPLETIVE] with me HOO-RAH!
Well I'm sorry for your pain and suffering...don't wish it on nobody...glad you made it back in one piece. I won't comment to that particular topic since you're angry.....
Moving on....cause I'm not about to sit up here and argue with someone I don't even know right now....my mood is good right now and I ain't tryna phuck it up.
I work wit a guy who is gay....and he always hatin on women, but I know why...he wanna pu$$y and jealous! Im new to this site and every time I scroll down to read a few comments...lo and behold belvi talkin sh!t to somebody that didn say nothin to his a$$....why? Anyway like I said Im new to the site and it's so obvious why your hatin...just come out the closet, you wont be the first b@tty boy!
@BELVI BY THE WAY...HOPE YOU READ IT!!! BE EASY ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS! YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN OR GET YOUR A$$ BEAT ALL THE TIME AND JUST BE ON HERE VENTIN CAUSE YOU KNOW NOBODY CANT TOUCH YOU! YOU BE TAKIN THAT SH!T PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOUR FEMALE CELEBRITIES TOOOO SERIOUSLY! WHAT....NO...I BET YOU BE IN THE MIRROR WIT THE DOOR CLOSE (HINT HINT) A WIG ON SINGIN IN YOUR OWN PUNK ROCK BAND PRETENDIN LIKE YOU JADA ...THATS WHY YOU SO MAD...YOU GOT THE SAME STYLE WIG AT HOME! I BET YOU ROCKIN SOME PLAID SHORTS AND FLIP FLOPS IN THAT PIC TOO! YOU ARE NOT TI...MORE LIKE THEM GAY GUYS MARCHIN IN THEM GAY PARADES...WHERE YOUR FLAG...OOOOOOOH...I KNOW WHY YOU MAD AT THAT CHICK...THE SKITTLES REP YO FLAG! (NOT NO HOMOPHOBIC BY THE WAY...BUT HE HAD TO GET IT...AND UR STILL GAY...IM OUT!PEACE!
@121269 I think this video was over a year ago. I just found out about it two days ago and when I saw it, I was speechless because I've always thought Jada was a flawless beauty, until I saw this, and I just couldn't say ANYTHING, cause I try not to say bad things about people. I was looking for words of praise........I can't say anything, my jaw is still on the ground..... The best I could come with is "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Please watch the video and tell me you aren't left speechless.
@121269 You know what? I keep thinking, what if I knew Jada personally and she showed me this video, what the heck would I say?. The best I could come up with would be, " Jada, if your really INTO this, find another lead singer, spend your mans big bucks to promote the hell outta this band, and YOU get the recognition for being the person "BEHIND" the scenes and every now and again make a SPECIAL" guest appearance. That would take away from the, somewhat, negative shock value". That would keep her on her 'social status level' as well as make her come across and being a smart music business person instead of a seriously bored house wife with way too much time on her hands.
@121269 I was looking at the "bleed all over me video" and I was thinking...wow, what the hell was her 'mind set' when she wrote or did this song? I don't wanna post my e-mail but send them dark secrets to my myspace page (lol) myspace/milanchristian dot com. Now you got me wantin to know, cause someting about this just does NOT add up.