: MediaTakeOut.com just got wind of a SHOCKING REPORT. According to the National Enquirer Bobbi Kris tried to kill Whitney Houston .. and then herself. Here's the report:
Family member Ann Davis revealed details of the suicide attempt and the events leading up to it exclusively to the Enquirer. "Bobbi Kristina has been running around drinking and partying, doing whatever she wants to do" since Bobby Brown and Whitney divorced last year, Davis said.And it gets worse:Davis told the Enquirer that during a confrontation, Bobbi Kristina "tried to stab Whitney" just before slashing her wrists on February 17 - only days before a planned 15th birthday party for Bobbi Kristina."
Bobbi Kristina was taken to a hospital in a private car - but Whitney didn't go along, disclosed Davis.According to the report, Bobbi Kris is reportedly feeling better. Her and her mom have since made up and the two have been seen out together. But either way, that young lady is in a world of trouble"Carole [Brown, Bobby's mom] told me Bobbi Kristina was transferred to and spent three days at Peachford psychiatric hospital and then Whitney got her. Carole wasn't allowed to see her. Whitney made up the visitor's list - and Carole and Bobby weren't on it."
HMM, ANYONE WILLING TO DEFEND THIS? I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL SAY THAT'S NOT REALLY SMOKE COMING FROM HER MOUTH, THAT'S THE RESULT OF A CANDY CIGARETTE....YES...SURE!!
**BELVI BABY** LAST NIGHT WAS BLISS!! GOOD MORNING AND AS USUAL IT'S WONDERFUL TO ROLL OVER AND SEE YOUR E-FACE! I BET YOU'RE DOING THE E-BEAT IT UP DANCE TODAY!!
This is sad but not surprising she'll need therapy forever! Her parents are the wors role-models You'd think they could handle Hollywood considering they aren't children but a weak person is subject to their environment. All the drugs and abuse in that home has scarred that child for the rest of her life. Oh well!
@ Everyone...Good morning...Been MIA for a couple of days
@ the topic....Ok First of let's not jump to conclusions here because the National Enquirer is on the same level as probably MTO..making up shyt but if it is true can you really blame the girl??We can only imagine what this child has seen in her years of growing up in Whitney and Bobby's care.With the pressures of growing up in a spotlight, having two cracked out parent's and gossip sites like MTO trashing her name, most people would go crazy.
You cannot "REALLY" believe everything or much of anything the National Enquirer says BUT if this is true why would any of us be shocked. Her parents were public drug and alcohol abusers and they also allowed her to be too grown too fast. She had a fresh, sassy, azz mouth and was spoiled rotten. Too bad if it's true but no surprise at all.
With fu**ed up Bobby and Whitney for parents I'm not surprised at any of this. Bobbi Kris is out of control and Bobby and Whitney are to blame. Just b/c they are going through a divorce is no reason for them to let her do whatever she wants to do. I don't understand why Whitney and Bobby's mothers have not gotten together and been taken Bobbi Kris away from them.
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they all need therapy!!!First Bobbi needs her ass whipped for even thinking of trying to kill her mother and herself.If that was my daughter i would have given the instructions on how to kill herself...if she really wanted to die it would have been a done deal. she probably did that because she couldn't the jeans she really wanted.
That's really sad! Whitney, if you are reading this, you need to really consider how your actions have now impacted your daughter. It is definitely time that you seek comfort in the Church. You should really consider going to the Lord in Prayer! Just go to Church...And dont let Bobby Brown get a hold of Kristi 'cause all he wants to do is make a dollar off of her demons..look at what he is doing with his untalented son that he never took care of?? He waits until they are old enough and then he wants to play daddy for dollar...
Im totally shocked ..shes comes from such a well balanced and fully functional family...her parents a wonderful role models...at this time you made notice that im being facetious and really do not care..what do they expect lil ma need to get her mind right ...never lay a finger on your mother... ever!!!
once again, family has sold them out...this is really low...to disclose her personal medical history and put somebody on blast with their crisis is lowdown...clearly she was dealing with something, like most kids do when their parents divorce...this aint news...she aint in a minority...im glad they got past it and worked it out...but that damn family needs killing...
Well look who her parents...dysfunction breeds more dysfunction. Unfortunately she is headed toward a downward spiral..unless she gets some professional help...even so..that may not help..unfortuantely she may be doomed to the same fate. Let's hope as she grows she develops morals of her own and decide not to take the same road as her parents.
Good Morning Everyone.
MTO, come on now the National Enquirer??? No one believes their stories anyway and then you run this crap? Not only that why would you post pictures of that girl with smoke blowing out her mouth. That's just trashy, regardless if they are "REAL" or not she's still someone's child and to reveal this crap says a lot!! I'm sorry but this story is trashy....
Ok, who didn't see this coming? Years ago while Whitney and Bobby were strung out, I said they would see their child run amok. It's not Bobbi's fault. This child didn't ask for these parents.
People make mistakes all the time but when you're an addict and no one comes to the rescue of the children, these are sometimes the consequences. Whitney threatened her mother if she took Bobbi K. Whitney's family can continue to defend her but if you don't get tough with an addict, many lives will be ruined. This is only the beginning of Bobbi K's troubles.
Money, riches, wealth. What does any of it mean when both of your parents are strung out? All any child wants is love, whether they're rich or poor.
~~SNICKA lmao I knew u was gone say madden..sighhhh hear that shyt all day every day @ my crib. But yeah that GTA4 is so serious!! I got the codes to get pussC , head, they had me in the crib watchn Kat williams on TV..every day a diff show! lmao..COP IT! It's well worth it babes..shyt got me HOOKED! lol
I don't know to believe it, because of the source
BUT
Bobby's sister went to the enquirer, and she was right. Those Browns have zero issue selling the family business, so as much as I hate to, I kinda believe this.
@MrsLaade Why didn't the grandmothers step in? You'd think they would, SOMEBODY SHOULD, but you know, I grew up in the same situation, and you know nobody in my family wanted to do anything for my brothers and I. My family just ignored it, and wrote us kids off. One of my grandmothers told me they would take us, but they didn't want to be bothered with our mother screaming and raging. So...sadly, a lot of families just don't want to be bothered with kids who have been exposed to that; they think the kids are too troublesome.
@CNinja
Very true, kids who grow up in that go to one side or the other. I'm definitely on the "hate drugs" side.
I really hope, and will pray that this girl's life can be saved. I think the thing that saved me was being poor; I had to work for everything, and so I had to have hope, and goals, and such. I had, and still have to fight for my life.
This girl has grown up spoiled, everything was handed to her. On that show, she seemed miserable, and all they did was throw money, clothes, and food at her. She doesn't know how to fight for her life, cause she doesn't have to. I hope she comes out on the other side of this. Even if this story is false, you can see from the pictures, she's in trouble.
I'm kind of shocked at Bobby Kristina. She and her mom always seemed so close on the show. I hope that they can get the help that she needs and keep a close reign on her before things get any worse.
@ATLeon08 I'm have no clue why you waste your time even acknowledging it. With your looks and smarts, I'm sure that you have better ways to spend your time.
mto you need to fix the damned headline you need to say she attempted suicide not that she commit suicide my heart dropped thinking she killer herself you all need to enroll in my media class because this headline is false and could get you in a lot of trouble
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like this freaking site...the national enquirer is not of a reliable source neither...sorry!!!!...however sup with that pic above??????...so not a good look on the parents behalf if real!!!!..... i truly hope this isn't true but then again this child needs some yrs of counseling due to her far from unconventional/normal childhood & the fact that her parents are former drug addicts which on top of that while mother whitney's trying to get herself together father bobby, big bro landon starting on these silly reality shows & wrote a tell-all book in which he accused ex-wife whitney of hooking him on drugs.....the whole fam needs an intervention if you ask me....anyways wish them the best
~~SNICKA! LMAO NO loser..Good to have a outlet! LOL my homie say he gotta put his self on restrictions! I use to fuss and be Like NI99a didn't i ask u to take out the chicken? He be like bae i was playn on line! Ni99a didn't i say put some gas in the auto? Bae i was playn ON LINE!! Lmao if he ON LINE then it's like he aint gone do shyt! Like who he playn can't wait for min! All that matterz is his Spliff, his controller and his battery charger!! LOL get that GTA4 though Snicka..u think the madden got you! Hmmmm wait till u play that shyt!
Good Morning everyone! ATLEYECANDY, BISH DA PIMP, Greyeyed, MsMarijuana(dont know you, bit HI!)
ON TOPIC....
AS SOON AS I SEEN According to the National Enquirer ... i DIDNT READ THE REST OF THE STORY..COME ON MTO! YOUR USUNG NATIONAL INQUIRER AS A SOURCE...YOU HAVE NOW CONFIRMED WHAT I ALWAYS SAY..MTO IS THE BLACK NATIONAL INQUIRER...
Good morning everyone!!
Bishop - I LOVE ur comments!! Anything white or yellow is me, eh?? LOLOLOL!!! Anything chocolatey & sexy is you...Grrrrrrrrr!! I want to meet you soooo bad, dammit!! Dear Lord make it happen, lol!!
ATL - Good day mate!! Miss me yet?
MsMari - Hola babes
SexyRed - Hi my lil' NiNi!!!
Greeneyes!! Hi sweetstuff!! You know I'm on crack right? I always wondered why people said GREY - I just reread and it's greyeyed - WOW, I'm slow...Oh well, Greeneyes it stays!!! LOL
Carolina - Happy adulthood to you Ms. thang!
Anyone I missed????
@BLAXICAN . . HEY ! !
@LUSIL . . . D/A/M/N . . YOU JUST TOLD ON YOURSELF! ! ! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL AND THAT WAS YOUR NICKNAME FOR ME. LMAO ! !
GO AND GET THE BLONDE BLEACH (LIKE DIAMOND SLOW ASS-SHE MY ISH THOUGH). YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL THAT A BLONDE MOMENT. . THAT WAS A BLONDE UHMMMMMMMM LEMME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. LOL ! !
Bishop,
No lie, I would LOOOOOOOVE to meet you!! A pic speaks a thousand words. You look like you have a good time no matter what ur doing!! Sheeeit and that face, the "love mounds", the personality!! Shawty iz a TEN!!!!
I would love to see Vain's ONION...I would love to meet ATL to see if his chest really is as concave as it looks on his pic...AND if he REALLY says crazy shyt like he does on MTO!! LOL
And Blaxy so I can play with her hair - and um, um....JUST EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
Trust it'll happen!!
LMAO @ LULU..
ME TOO! as far as SNICKA GOES..i would touch it and run away fast! LOL
LOL @ Queen_mcbean! see Lmao she agrees!
Sighhhh It's gone be a slow asz Thursday yall! Damn why don't they take Tuesday or Thursday out the freakn week?! Shyt after the Hump (wed) I'm ready to be done w/ it dammit! should go right to FRIDAY!
LOL @ Bish....
For me it's like I go to sleep on Friday and wake up and it's MONDAY!! ARGH!!! Why a 5 day work week? I'd be A-OKAY w/ a two day/half a day work week, lol. And during those half days spent on MTO w/ my homies...
Okay, I really don't know why I exerted energy writing all of that. I'm sorry...lol.
LULU MY SWEET! I havent had a chance to upload pics bcz All my things are packed for the move this weekend..So as soon as we get settled in..I will upload some..And I havent really been on there just like once a day to check for messages...
LMAO @ lulu..MY name fits YOU? lol
BISH..Im good girl..just trying to maintain my sanity.. How u been..i gotta send u a myspace request...
ATLEYECANDY..Do you live by die by those rules? lolol
Oh yeah Beautiful BLAX,
I forgot to say congrats on your new spot in the 'Hood, lol. Well, CONGRATS!! Getting a new home NO MATTER the location is such an incredible feeling & blessing!! I will be waiting on those pics!! And my name is MARIA too, DUH...remember...Lulu is the middle name!
And ATL, Stop frontn, ur a stud! See, I am nice again. I am no longer bitter about our break-up!! :-)
Greeneyes!! You are specialer than everyone! lol
DeRaCa,
Hi babes!
And to answer your question! I believe in ANYTHING. So yes, love at first sight I believe does exist...I have yet to experience that because I need the mental connection first...but yes, of course...ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!
QUESTION:
Is it possible to damn near fall in love over the PHONE?????.....
EVERYONE I NEED your attention:
ATL is NOT a homosexual!! He is a lovely man w/ a lovely body, who is quite charasmatic, who has an appealing southern drawl....his chest is NOT concave. I also believe that he may be a great lover too.....just a gut feeling, LOL.
ATL: Is that good enough for you!!!!!! DAYUM!
I still lovededed yo azz!!
@LULU - HEY BABY- YOU DOING OKAY TODAY? OVER THE PHONE, GIRL GET A ROPE!!-- THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE WAITING TO HAVE SEX UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED.. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? IT MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU WANT OR EXPECTED- YOU GOT TO ALWAYS TRY THE FISH BEFORE FRYING IT..
I beleive in love at first site, because at the age of 17 when I first saw Dewayne Carter, I fell head over heels in love.. xoxoxoxo
DeRaCa,
I can appreciate a man if he's beautiful trust...but I can LOVE a man who has the same goals as me in life. I love personality and humor.....and I think you can have that over the phone! Let me continue to fantasize - and trust I will ALWAYS give everyone a heads up on MTO about my "non existent" love life!! LOL
***** A LOVE LETTER *****
My love Lulu,
***sratch that***
My Bust It Baby Lulu,
I know that we have been ignoring each other a bit lately but I e-luv you with all that I have. I stare at your picture all day. I e-luv your silky skin. You are the shyt and you know it. Stop cheating on me with ATL and Bish or we might have to take a relationship vacation. I will talk to you later...Deraca and I are going shopping...I need a new purse now. Then I need new shoes to go with my purse. Then I need a new outfit to go with my new purse and shoes. Then I...fucxx it...I just want to spend hella money.
Sincerely yours, Keko
KEKO!!!!!
First off, ATL & I have broken up. You know the deal, he's a player - DUH! And me & Bishop, I wanted to make it permanent at one point, but she refuses to give up her fiance. And you, well...you are just my ideal e-girl..sweet, funny & endearing, drop dead gorgeous w/ unbelievable legs......and since you shouted me in such a lovely way, I AM COMING TO INDIANA!!! Tickets CONFIRMED! lol
SHOP - Fancy seeing you here - you never come on anymore! How are you?
And DeRaCa, STOP frontn on KEKO w/ those fake bags!! ARGH, lol.
GOOD MORNING ALL!!!!
Bishop ~ LMAO @ that damn email, GIRL u too much!!!! Blax ~ Hey Baby Girl, I got that date coming for ya this weekend, K!!!??? ATL ~ What it DOOO Pimpin' whats the HAPPNENs dis weekend!!!???? LuLu ~ Ur the new BF in my life...di u know dat :-)!!!??? Grey ~ "I'm throwin up the Es to let em know we in hea" Sexyredd ~ U got any plans for ur birthday, I'm tryna think of something (exactly 1 month to the day for me)!!! DRC ~ Did u get my email? I was lookin for ya on the IM last night!!! Did u know ur my favorite man thats not related to me and that will NEVER want me sexually :-)??? Keko ~ MY BUST IT BABY, LOVED the myspace comment HUN!!!! But Ummmm, I'm jealous...where the hell is my love letter??? Jaylens ~ HI girlfriend, how's the baby boy!!?? Shop ~ what up Homie
The ones I don't see yet Mafia; Jizzy my Nizzy *blushing*; Vain; SpoonyG; Link; Royal; Plaine; Jimmy; Diamond, <whats the new girl's name> Bxsomthin?? and anyone I missed!!! ~what's good...I missed ya'll~
@the topic The National Inquierer HUH MTO??? IDK about this one, but IF there is any truth to it I feel bad for her...it has to be hard going through the divorce and her parents being the butt of all crack head jokes, but over all they seem like good parents, faults and all, so I just hope they get her the help she needs!!!!
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Jaylens, Good morning SUNSHINE!!
Mr. EALY YES...Warren? NOT SO MUCH....lol.
No lie, when i was 12, I was head over heels in love w/ AXL ROSE from Guns & Roses!! You guys can talk shyt all you want! AND, I also loveded me some TYRESE when he came out w/ the Coke commerical or was it Pepsi? BABY BOY solidified my love for him...lol.
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jaylens_mommy Flag post Hey everyone..I see you're talking about love at first sight.. I only have 2...Warren G and Michael Ealy
Hey honey bunny!! Axl Rose...ewwwww...lol..Gosh my ex stepdad used to love guns and roses..as a result I know all their damn songs.
I love tyrese too...the scene in baby boy when he walks into the kitchen in his boxers...only to find a nekkid ving rhames cooking breakfast...lmao..the look on his face was priceless
@jakey_natey - Heyy boo, I missed you.. I had some company last night so I was on YAHOO.. and I just now read my emails.. Of course Im going to ask for you; you my e-boo... Am I truly your favorite, awww how sweet... and BTW snap out of that stage you have been in lately. Life is too short and you are too sexy!!
@KEKO and LULU - My bag are 100% real- you can go ask Sum Ka Cho over in china town- she says they are real and she always gives me a good deal.
@jaylens_mommy - Hey sexy lady. Please note I will never ever do that - but you got to try it one time, baby... LOL
JAAAAAAAAAAKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it!!!!!!!!!!! That was a super-sized one!! He is GORGEOUS! GIVE ME, GIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
How you have a white baby anyway??? lol - He soooo looks like he coulda been had by me! So he's mine! LOVE HIM!!!! How often do people sweat that beautiful baby??? Everyday, right? *going back to make his pic my screensaver!!*
Jaylens - Tyrese was beautiful to me...I don't know about now so much....but yes, he was such a cutie in Baby Boy...
Now AXL, I did say I was 12, right? I was ALSO in love w/ lead singer of SKID ROW, lol. I even adored Bret Michaels!! Hmmmmm, I was the only girl in the 'Hood listening to Rock n Roll @ 12!! Hmmmmmm, MAYBE that's why they called me a "wierd white girl"......LOL
heyyyy erybody
i finally got a break!!!! the lady i was trainin had a meeting to go to!!!! yayyyyyy
fukk, deraca boo, let me hit dat square you was puffin on. shyt
wut up msmarijuana i know you got sumthin fo me
kekooooooo heyyyyyy bitch, wus good lmao
lusil wut up lulilu. lmao. dats ur name now
grey wus da muthafukkin deal my lil secret. lmao
wus up jakeybaby im tryin to GET FUKKED UP DAMMIT. 22 AND HIGH AS HELL. LMAO
BISHHHHHH WUS GOOD BIATCHHHHHHH
heyyy atl how u durrrrinnnnn
jaylens heyyyyyy girly
if i missed anybody, my bad, wus tha mofo deal
I know what you mean Lusil...there was something about him in baby boy but in general he does not really do too much for me.
But I can't make fun of you cause when I was young I thought billy ray cyrus was cute..lmao
Do you see Brett Michaels now..omg...that wig that he wears and that turkey neck he has...yuck!!
@DRC So u had company last night Huh??? U know u gotta give me details later!!!! As for the state I was in, I know I know, just sometimes it's so hard to snap out of it, but I'M BACK on top of things...with two small kids I can't stay down for too long ya know!!!!!!
@LuLu Wow...make out wit u OR give up Natey...Hmmmmm, both options sound WONDERFUL, so how bout since we BF's now u let me have BOTH!!!!?????? ***checking my breath gettin ready to slob u down*** As for his complexion...it's ALL on his father's side of the fam...NOT ONE BROWN PERSON IN THAT DAMN FAMILY!!!!!! Glad u like ur pic :-)
Jaylens,
Don't you dare take about Bret Michaels!! I still adore him...I love his personality!! I don't understand the hair or the neck, but he's AWESOME! Did I say awesome? Oooops, my bad...got carried away. lol...and yes, I watched BOTH of the ROCK OF LOVE shows!!!
And Jakey - I love you sooooo much!! Ur the best!! I'm slitting my wrists right now to show you the extent of my love - I'm not crazy - just in love! lol
DeRaCa - Stop frontn them MFers are fake!! But we love you all the same!!! And would you PLEASE tuck in the tag on your shirt....tsk, tsk. lol.
@sexyredd I feel ya girl...me too just tryna see where Imma be when I get TOO IT!!!!! U sittin on 22s this year, thats whats up...I'll be sittin on dem big ass 26s chrome shinin, wheels spinnin baby!!!!!
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ok i guess ill be the one to say it
@northjerseynik and belvi
what the [EXPLETIVE] is it with the e this and e that its okay every now and then but damn how [EXPLETIVE] old are yall no one wants to read about yall crazy ass comments i usually just read the comments but damn i am tired of you two (you bitches have made me sign up just so i can leave a comment) and i dont know why belvi always has something to say with his lame ass i see he took that gay ass pic down he wants to say something about everyones pic why he is sitting in that cubical making 5.35/hr bitch please... both of yall can kiss my ass i on the other hand have a real job my lunch is almost over ill say this... you two need to grow the [EXPLETIVE] up and quit playing "married" stupid bitches
sorry folks someone had to say it
She is no different from the average teenager her age goin thru this bullshit, not to undermine her experiences but it will all come to pass. Based on what the media has portrayed to us as an upbringing it was inevitable for her to turn out this way. i mean for crying out loud Bobby [EXPLETIVE] Brown is her father. All in all i hope she gets her [EXPLETIVE] together she is still young & has a chance to bounce back
@Jaylens & LuLu If ya'll are taling about the some of the men on that email I sent ya'll...ya'll know Idris Elba had my heart as Stringer Bell on The Wire, but then when I saw that email I fell in love AGAIN with that DAMN Mike Rucker of the Carolina Panthers **yum yum** that ni99a is fine as all GET OUT!!!!! ***fanning myself*** Oooohhh Lawd!!!!
@LULU - So are you trying out for Rock of Love 3 . or better yet Flavor of Love 4. I can see you and Flavor Flav now, just kissing and hunching all over VH1's house.. LOL... So you mean to tell me this Prada bag I have on right now is a fake... B!tch, hold my purse...
@jakey_natey - I understand it be like that sometimes. But a strong black mother/woman like yourself always pulls it together. You so rock.. Details????????????? - sweet music playing in the background- candle lights- and just holding each other all night.. It was bitter sweet - why bitter sweet, because he is cool and I enjoyed him, but he is still not the one I want.. The one I want dont want me no more...
Jakey,
Whatever that dude's name you mentioned, now he was beautiful!! Yes!!! Some of the rest had me like.."hmmmm, I don't know"...Idris Elba is not beautiful to me, but he has the intellectual, strong guy demeanor that's sexy, so I feel you.
DeRACA - you ain't tryna fight me, is you? I love you!!!! Dayum - just letting you know! lol
And your damn right, Jaylens - NO SHORT DUDES FOR ME!! I may be about 5'4", but I like 'em tall!!
***** A LOVE LETTER ***** (sort-of)
My precious Jakey,
I know that we are not having the relationship we both want. But I have my first e-bisexual relationship with Lu that I just can't give up. Then, there's countless others on her that I e-luv. (Stolen from previous letter...) I stare at your picture all day. I e-luv your silky skin. You are the shyt and you know it. (aint that what guys do...write one mass letter, change the name[s] and distribute to all) I am sorry that I can't make a commitment to you. But we can still have e-rendezvous. Please don’t deny me that…cause I need to have you in my life.
With e-luv, Keko
Jakey - guess who's got the best Pus$y????
Me that's who!! *doing the butterfly*....YESSIR ME!!!
KEKO - girl, you better had!!! LOL - LOVE IT!
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KEKO1720 Flag post ***** A LOVE LETTER ***** (sort-of)
My precious Jakey,
I know that we are not having the relationship we both want. But I have my first e-bisexual relationship with Lu that I just can't give up. Then, there's countless others on her that I e-luv. (Stolen from previous letter...) I stare at your picture all day. I e-luv your silky skin. You are the shyt and you know it. (aint that what guys do...write one mass letter, change the name[s] and distribute to all) I am sorry that I can't make a commitment to you. But we can still have e-rendezvous. Please don’t deny me that…cause I need to have you in my life.
With e-luv, Keko
@SEXYREDD UMMMM....LETS SEE, I'M 5'9 AND LOVE LOVE LOVE ME SOME TALL MEN, BUT IRONICALLY ENOUGH THATS NOT WHAT I ENED UP WITH, LOL!!!!! BUT THE TALLEST I BEEN WITH I HAD TWO GUYS IN MY PAST, ONE WAS 6'4 AND THE OTHER WSS 6'5 AND OOOHHH LAWD THEY WERE BOTH SO MUCH FUN TO BE WITH **IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN** LOL!!!!
@DRC Wow...sounds like u had fun last night, but when it comes to love thats the way it always goes...thats why LOVE SUCKS!!!!!!
@TOOTEMPTING THE ONE:
Oh shyt!! ROTFLMAO!!! I thought that I was the only one sick of that "e-marriage" shyt! He is suck a cake! And why the hell did he take a damn pic with his "work" ( the mail tote) in the back? He needs to get up on a real J.O.B. He does out the blue just start talking bout ppls pics huh? You are CLASSIC!
Deraca...boo, I know your bags are 100% real knockoffs. Ming Go Suck sold me a bag a$$ Fendi yesterday for $60.
SexyRedd... **breathe in...and...out** Now doesn't that feel better? I know, I know...we all hate training ppl. Especially if they are retarded dumb fucxxs that don't know how to even log on to a pc!
@Keko OH SO IT'S LIKE DAT..u just gone strait dump me in public...ok, it's cool...I ain't trippin...thats why while u were gone I e-slobbed LuLu down...yeah thats right, don't look all shocked now, u knew she was an e-freak...read my new tag line!!!!
***sticking my tounge out, slappin u on the booty and runnin out***
WE DO WHAT THE FUKK WE WANNA DO. lmao
@keko man, fo real. im not understandin. lmao. she aight though. but im pissed because i was posed to be chillin today you know,
FUKKIN WIT CB4L AVERY JOHNSON LOOKIN ASS. TRASH ASS HOE. Y YOU LEAVE NOW? HMMMMM THOUGHT I WASNT HERE BITCH? COME BACK AND PLAY HOE. ROYAL T BLASTED YO BITCH ASS THE OTHA DAY NOW YOU COME BACK TRYIN TO USE THEM SAME LAME ASS TIRED ASS CRACKISH ASS JOKES. BITCH I LOVE MY HEAD. IF IT WASNT THIS BIG, I WOULDNT HAVE AS MUCH HAIR AS I DO HOE. YOU MAD KUZ YO [EXPLETIVE] BE IN A LIL BLK RUBBER BAND STICKIN STRAIGHT THE FUKK UP KUZ IT AINT LONG ENUF TO BRUSH WHEN YOU PUT THE DAMN RUBBER BAND ON BITCH;. GET THE FUKK OUTTA HERE
@SexyRedd
I am 5'6" (5'9" with my shoes on) and I love love tall men. My babes is 6'3" and built like nothing I have seen before. He compliments clothes so well!
**hold on...gotta change my panties cause I get moist everytime I think about him**
okay, Im back. But I want to know where the myth about tall guys packing and short men don't? I have been with a short guy (maybe like two or three...damn that sounds whore-ish)..aroung 5'7 or 5'8" and that shyt there ni99a...off the chain! Had me feeling like Deraca(by the way, LMAO at you getting murdered by the professor) gettin kilt (not killed cause I was WAY past that...it was KILT!)
SHE IS SMOKIN TREES IN THE PIC...NO BIG SURPRISE.
LET'S GET SERIOUS THE KID GREW UP IN A FREAKIN CRACK DEN WITH 2 DISFUNCTION DRUG ADDICTS RAISING HER SO CERTAINLY THIS IS ALL THE KID KNOWS.
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN BUT WHITNEY BETTER GET HER AND HER DAUGHTER INTO THERAPY QUICK B4 BOBBI ACTUALLY DOES HURT OR KILL HER MOM.
7'4"
Now that ain't cute, no matter how you want to cut it. lol
My tallest ex was 6'6 1/2...and that alone was ridiculous, but it makes you feel all protected n shyt, lol.
And JAKEY, trust me height and size don't always go hand in hand....One time it did, another it sho nuff didn't...you know my stories girl...LOL.
And Jakey, I been changed my Tagline!!! You can't blame a bytch for LOVING this P, right? I'm sayn...LOL.
*rolled up in the thread...doing what I do and not giving a damn*
*new hair blowing in the wind, windows down relating with Snopp*
*I reach down to turn up my favorite part and start rapping along*
Hey look I'm only in town for a night And when I pull up man the crowd get hyped And everybody love me, the browns to the whites You live like a movie but a movie my life
[Chorus] I'm the life of the party (Every time I show up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I blow up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I show up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I blow up)
[Mistah F.A.B.] Now go and roll up the Swisher But don't drink all my liquor You know it's all good my n.igga Give me one second, I'll pose for your picture Like cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese Now everybody just freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze Now DJ bring the music please
*acting all crackbaby'ish yelling out the window ghetto style fo'sho*
((((WHAT IT DO PEOPLE??? HOT DAMN ONE MORE DAY TO GO!!!))))
JAKEY!! FUKN *DEAD* OMFG!! You so damn sillyyyyyyyyy! LOLOLOLOLOL Hmmmm
(( rub'n chin deep in thought)) UUUUUhhhh LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO! hehe gRRrrrrrrr
(( hears music))
Give me one second, I'll pose for your picture Like cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese..
*singing along and watchn V pull in..the oion maken it's entrance ass well*
Cheesee..Now everybody just freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze!!! Hey that's my shyt!!! Sup V? See ya took the BLONDE OUT..LOL HOPEFULLY u don't have to put it back in no time soon..
Hi there Sharies!!!
Jakey - get ur ticket...but to let you know BOSTON SUX!! I have to go to Atlanta to experience the hospitality. All you will get in Boston is good pussie from me & good food, lol!! Bring my babies too!!
Bishop - ur back - YAYES...and VAIN YAYE!! Good Lawd I's so excited...my babies beez hur!!! YES...
KEKO - I can work w/ 5'6" just fine...Yup, I sho can!!!
Jakey,
**looking around, mouth all open, waving arms**
(Ghetto girl smacking voice)
Oh hell no!!!! I knew it! Ya'll two were a lil too damn close to be just friends!!! (back in my sweet voice) I really don't want to end it with you baby...its just...I am afraid of commitment. (lol) I still e-luv you and need you around me...nobody does it like you...
**thinks to self...self, we can use this...
Jakey, sweetie, honey bunches of oats...why don't you ask Lu if she would want to have a threesome? Hell, she might as well since she is messin with both of us. We are all e-freaks (well, I might be a freak in real life...but shhh...don't tell nobody...I'm the good girl)...and I will ask Deraca if he wants to watch/join. I just bought the new Wesley Pipes dildo, you know the Choco-lic-a-dik* and I need to break it in. Its chocolate favored and big as hell. So how bout it? Sounds like fun?
*disclaimer - Wesley Pipes dildo Choco-lic-a-dik is not a registered trademark and in no way a real dildo. So hoes, don't go to your local "nasty shop" and request the new Wesley Pipes Choco-lic-a-dik. You will be embarrassed
@Vain & Bish HellZ yeah thats my sh*t right there...I love it when Short Dogg be like : "Do you drink, do you smoke? I could tell by your purse and your shoes you ain't broke Hang with me, the first thing you do is get stuck Take you somewhere, later on you'll get [EXPLETIVE]"
Whooooo dat my sh*t right thurr!!!!!!
@Vain after I thought about I was thinking the same thing about the story...cause the day one of my sons pull any weapon out on me will be they last day pulling ANYTHING out on ANYONE...real talk...I brought em in dis world PLEASE BELIEVE I'll take they asses OUT!!!!!!!
KEKO! Wtf? Bwaaaaaaaaaa! LMAO girly we gone have to come up w/ an award for u! U too damn much..getn crazy like the BISH lololol
*disclaimer - Wesley Pipes dildo Choco-lic-a-dik is not a registered trademark and in no way a real dildo. So hoes, don't go to your local "nasty shop" and request the new Wesley Pipes Choco-lic-a-dik. You will be embarrassed ------------------------------------------
OOOoooo chile!! LMFAO!!
*got out the car and saw that Bishop was rapping right alone so I got down and got my eagle on*
LOL
@Bishop...What's going on girl??? Was trying to clear my desk a little bit more! I can almost see it.
@JakeyBaby!!! We need one, we need one!!! Yeah girl hook that up! I'm all for it! I still plan on coming next weekend...and I'll be that way agian in July. But if I need to get there before then just let me know!!!
Now, let me see who's list I'm gonna jack
REUNION - YES - GOOD LAWD - YES YES YES!!!!!
I would LOVE IT...but we already know that DEBO won't let VAIN out!!! Stop frontn V, you know you will cancel last minute, LOL.
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jakey_natey Flag post There go my Bytch!!!! @Vain What it do!!!! Me and LuLu tryna get a E-Fam reunion goin down in da A so u might have to make another trip sometime in the near future~~~~~~
CTFU!!! @ Keko...what it do girl?
*hitting the back search button on the CD player for Jakey*
I'm the life of the party It don't take much, for me to get started Every time you see me, I'm with a bunch of girls Straight to the table, in my own world The ballplayers know me, movie stars too See my homie Snoop, we doin' what we do Don't matter where we at, Miami or Vegas Every time you ask me, yeah I'm a player (Beotch) Cause I'm the life of the party I got ten bad bitches, actin' retarded I'm tryin' to meet a few new ones What's up with you girl, maybe we can do somethin' Do you drink, do you smoke? I could tell by your purse and your shoes you ain't broke Hang with me, the first thing you do is get stuck Take you somewhere, later on you'll get f.ucked, beotch!
*got out of the car stood by the door and started droppin it low again*
Hey look I'm only in town for a night And when I pull up man the crowd get hyped And everybody love me, the browns to the whites You live like a movie but a movie my life
[Chorus] I'm the life of the party (Every time I show up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I blow up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I show up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I blow up)
[Mistah F.A.B.] Now go and roll up the Swisher But don't drink all my liquor You know it's all good my n.igga Give me one second, I'll pose for your picture Like cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese Now everybody just freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze Now DJ bring the music please
tootemptingtheone Flag post ok i guess ill be the one to say it
@northjerseynik and belvi
what the [EXPLETIVE] is it with the e this and e that its okay every now and then but damn how [EXPLETIVE] old are yall no one wants to read about yall crazy ass comments i usually just read the comments but damn i am tired of you two (you bitches have made me sign up just so i can leave a comment) and i dont know why belvi always has something to say with his lame ass i see he took that gay ass pic down he wants to say something about everyones pic why he is sitting in that cubical making 5.35/hr bitch please... both of yall can kiss my ass i on the other hand have a real job my lunch is almost over ill say this... you two need to grow the [EXPLETIVE] up and quit playing "married" stupid bitches
sorry folks someone had to say it *****************MTO CLASSIC********************
@BLAX, i ain;t ever gettin married cuz the women in the A are crazay.
@QUEEN_MC, u still here?
ATLEON 08 -- Belvi and I are 2 separate people. Sorry if you have assumed otherwise. ------------------ tootemptingtheone: IF UR SOOOO TIRED OF READING THE COMMENTS THAT I LEAVE ALONG WITH MY COUNTERPART, THEN DO SUMTHIN...USE THE SCROLL BAR LIKE I'M SURE THE REST OF THE PEOPLE DO ON HERE. IF YOU CLAIM TO BE THE "ONE" THEN WHY DON'T U BE THE "ONE" TO GTFOH WITH UR WACK @SS COMMENT. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, THERE'S ABOUT 100-150 COMMENTS ON HERE THAT MOST LIKELY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC (PEOPLE GO BACK AND FORTH ON HERE ALL DAY LONG). BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TOO ILLITERATE ENOUGH TO READ THOSE OTHER COMMENTS. I DON'T COMMENT ON THE OTHER BULL$HIT ON HERE, I MIND MY BUSINSESS AS I WOULD EXPECT OTHERS TO DO THE SAME...IF U DON'T LIKE SOMETHING, DO LIKE YA MOM TOLD YOU BACK IN THE DAY, MIND UR F**KING BUSINESS!
Jaylens
LMAO @ I don't care if you don't got hair...how do you part your weave..or how did your wig come parted?
****DEAD***
But I usually do a side part on the left. I like to cover my big head (as one of the haters mentioned that I had) But right now I have a middle part. I am pretty adventurous with my styles. I don't like to keep the same look.
KEKO -LOL!!!!
Hmmmm, deja vu??? I'm feeling like this threesome already occurred AND DeRaCa videotaped it?? Hmmmmmmmmm, am I trippn? If so, WOULD LOVE LOVE to do it again!! Jakey gives the bomb head!! And you, babygirl, well, you are the ultimate TENDERONI.....
And Jakey, if you EVER want to visit Boston! Get yo' azz on - fareal!!! You won't be going to no clubs...but you will have the most relaxing weekend...
Here goes:
-Wake up go to Dunkin Donuts for an Iced Coffee -Take a walk by the beach - I lives near the beach, baby!! -Go grocery shopping so I can cooks you lunch - yes BEST RICE AND BEANS EVER!!! -Go nap afterwards...play some scrabble... -EAT CHOCOLATE -Drive you to the HOOD, cuz I'm out the HOOD now...you will meet my family!! YES! LOL -THEN I will cook you DINNER - How does Salmon sound?? I bakes it real good...
I feel like I wrote too much, so I'm done....
WHACHOOO THINK????
Jaylens,
If my hair is straight, I part it on the side, but I hate my hair out! I slick it back into a bun...especially now since I haven't had a relaxer in 6 months...but yo azz wouldn't know shyt about that, lol!!!
QUESTION: What is the best way to get off relaxers. I have about 3inches of new growth...but my hair is kinda falling out...but it's gotten really long now. I want to cut it all off...but everyone thinks I'm crazy.
jaylens_mommy Flag post Hey bish...what's up hon??
LADIES...*ATTENTION* Question...how do your part your hair...to the side or the middle... I don't care if you don't got hair...how do you part your weave..or how did your wig come parted? serious question
LULU...SAID:
QUESTION: What is the best way to get off relaxers. I have about 3inches of new growth...but my hair is kinda falling out...but it's gotten really long now. I want to cut it all off...but everyone thinks I'm crazy. ------------------------
I would advise u get u a sew in every 3-4 weeks and when u take the sew in out DO A PROTEIN PACK TREARMENT TO LESSEN THAT BREAKAGE that will always come w/ stopn a relaxer..then GET UR ENDS CLIPED! Gotta cut them permed ends off or your hair will grow uneven and breakage will continue! Keep doing that and u should be good to go!
@JM...LOL!!! Okay, if you're going to wear a weave that has to be sewn or glued in you do your part the way you wany before you put in the hair.
A wig...wash and set it! Yep, just like you would your own hair. But make sure you don't put a syn wig under a dryer...it will have towel dried or just let it sit. You'll need a styling product of some kind so that you'll be able to set it as well as hair pins to make sure it sets the way you want.
I'm just saying...this is what I heard.
*looking towards the skies*
ATLEON 08 -- LIKE I SAID, WHO ZOOMS IN ON ONE OR 2 PEOPLE'S COMMENTS WHEN THERE PEOPLE CONSISTENTLY GOING BACK AND FORTH ON HERE ALL DAY LONG. I NORMALLY MAKE 1 COMMENT ON EACH TOPIC AND I BOUNCE. NOW FOR SOMEONE TO RIDE MY HEELS FOR 1 COMMENT ON EACH THREAD IS A BIT RIDICULOUS! I DON'T COME AT OTHER PEOPLE ON THE THREAD! THAT'S NOT MY THING. I DO WHAT I LIKE TO DO AND THEN B OUT! ---- EXCUSE THE TYPOS AS THEY WILL OBVIOUSLY CAUSE A MISUNDERSTANDING...THE POINT IS PRETTY CLEAR THOUGH.
*PULLS UP SPEAKERS BLARRING*
Sexy gurl, (sexy, sexy)
You're my little sexy gurl (sexy gurl)
And I really love you gurl (love you gurl)
Said I really need you gurl (I need you gurl)
Put no one above you gurl (above you gurl)
Wanna kiss and hug you gurl (hug you gurl)
You're a little sexy gurl (sexy, sexy)
But I really love you gurl (love you gurl)
HEY YA'LL SMOOCHES TO EVERYONE!
@LuLu F*ck a club that sh*t, I'm not a picky person at all that stuff u just said is my damn dream vacation...I'm checkin airline rates RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK & Oh and Sexyredd asked could she just have us all... WHAT THE HELL Lets just have one big ass E-Orgy!!!! I'm down how bout ALL YA'LL!!!!!!??????
@ATL What's 300? Never heard of dat one??? My oldest baby is goin OOT with his grandparents and u know how I get when I feel I have a little bit of freedom so I gitta find somethin to do!!!!!!
** Playin my Hyphy music **
Title: Feelin Myself
I'm out of this world, not your run of the mill'n My name is Furl, I'm the owner of the build'n I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bytches like Jack I pimps and I macks, drive a Benz and a 'Lac man I've been in the back wit the groupies and the stars I've been out front with the thugs in the cars I've been in the yard with the Mexican mafia And I only run with ni99az that'll kill and die for ya I'm popular, I'm a rap star but I live like a rock star running from the cop cars I drop bars wit slaps that knock hard and I charge for this dyck extra large I'm sicker than SARS, higher than mars and I treat my bYtch like an ATM card
[Chorus: repeat 4X] I'm in the buildin and I'm feelin myself Man I'm feelin myself
She's in the buildin and she's feelin herself She's lookin bad but I'm willing to help Stop it baby your killin yourself come on I got your back you could chill in my Delt I'm feelin myself too Man imagine some of the things we can do You under me Me under you Then we can catch the Liquor store before 2 We can hit my [EXPLETIVE] and go get some shrooms And if you still want to kick it we can go get a room It won't cost you much I'm a good buy Dyck-on-discount...bytch good bye What I look like, Mr. Frank Fucxx for Free No dough hoe you can't fucx with me Det the fucxx out Bytch you still in my Delt You full of shtt and I'm feelin myself
Lusil...girl I my hair has been fried, dried, and laid to the side...I ain't even black and I've burnt my skin and hair up 3x using dark and lovely..by myself...lmao..one time I thought using Motions for kids would work better since it's no lie...lmao..you should have seen my hair..it was straight on top and the rest looked like somebody bent it..lol
@northjerseynik
did you think i wasnt going to log back in just because im at work bitch i am on my labtop for most of the day i love this site and i read through the comments often
now open wide so i can take a s/h/i/t in your mouth...
i dont have to scroll pass a mothafucking thing i dont want to and bitch you dont mind your own business (commenting on a gossip site...so why should i) i see your a stupid bitch did you learn the word illiterate good for you but you need to look it up if i was illiterate then i wouldnt be able to read or write and since i am capable of doing both i think that would qualify me as literate i mean what i say i am not taking anything back and bitch that is not your counterpart you need to walk down a real alter in a church or justice of the peace not an e-alter a r-e-a-l one you also need a marriage license again a real one not an e-license didnt your mother teach you the difference between the real world and your imagination i am not the one dont do me (now im getting behind hey all you guys and gals not knocking anyone but stupid ass belvi and north itch the [EXPLETIVE] mouth biotch okay i quit now gotta go)
****REQUIEM OF I DON'T GIVE A FUCC****
Northjerseynik Flag post ATLEON 08 -- LIKE I SAID, WHO ZOOMS IN ON ONE OR 2 PEOPLE'S COMMENTS WHEN THERE PEOPLE CONSISTENTLY GOING BACK AND FORTH ON HERE ALL DAY LONG. I NORMALLY MAKE 1 COMMENT ON EACH TOPIC AND I BOUNCE. NOW FOR SOMEONE TO RIDE MY HEELS FOR 1 COMMENT ON EACH THREAD IS A BIT RIDICULOUS! I DON'T COME AT OTHER PEOPLE ON THE THREAD! THAT'S NOT MY THING. I DO WHAT I LIKE TO DO AND THEN B OUT! ---- EXCUSE THE TYPOS AS THEY WILL OBVIOUSLY CAUSE A MISUNDERSTANDING...THE POINT IS PRETTY CLEAR THOUGH. --------------- REPPIN‘ BELVIirly ALL DAY!
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i know u can't see me but um playin the world's smallest fuccin violin. and why exactly did u direct this to me again?
Bishop - I got like 12-13 inches of of permed hair!!! ARGH!!!
I'm very tenderheaded and I can't have shyt on my head...hairdressers hate me. I bring "Just FOR me" relaxers to the salon. lol....my hair is wavy, curly, nappy & dry.....AND TANGLY. It may look all gravy, but I have serious issues w/ this nest, LOL!!
Jakey - FOR REAL??? I would love for you to come...bring NATEY TOO - FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!! Please I got nieces and nephews he can play with!!!! They'll look like cousins! LOL - I love kids!!!
AGAIN, DEAR LORD GIVE ME MY HUSBAND AND CHILD, lol....I mean, NO LOL....
:-)
Jaylens..and LULU judging by yall hair..yall don't need that strong ass shyt!!! Simple for some folks less is more. The TCB line would work very well for both of u! Jaylens..the regular..and LULU the mild ( if u eva decide to go back to perming) sighhh Got my Cosmotology License and neva used that shyt! by the time school was done and i got 5 sisters i was too thru w/ hair, nail, etc..every blue moon though..lol I hook some one up!
((hears music and turns around))
She's in the buildin and she's feelin herself She's lookin bad but I'm willing to help Stop it baby your killin yourself..
KEKO WTF? are u listeing to girl?
LOL
@Northjerseynik...It's that lil bitch as Belvi thats always running his/her mouth! If you can control that hoe we wouldn't care one damn thing about the two of you to be quite honest! Never really paid the two of you any attention until that lil 5 pound hoe started saying something. Then followed us in our forum and continued to make its presence known....seriously, who are ya'll that we would give one damn?
See if you can Control your bitch!
@tootemptingtheone, u good people. any day u wanna e-beef...
@JAKEY, thats that bowling alley over there by Perimeter. they said the crowd is ridculous and its like a damn club. grown and sexy baby. grown and sexy.
@GREY, u know first hand these mofos crazy. and why i gotta be a senior citizen? fucc it, wheres my bottle of geritol.
@BISH, i was thinkin about gettin it on my stomach wit a arrow pointin to the mr. goodbar
Bishop - you are so helpful...and SEXY!! Did I say SEXY? Dayum you are fine!!
JAKEY bring Bish to the Bean, when you already to come to LuLu's!!
AND ATL - You get a mirrored reflection of you. So it's not about the women, it's about YOU!! I'm speaking in a general sense. Ya gotta see who you are attracting. There are tons of great women out there who aren't crazy!!! I'm only half crazy, but most definitely a good woman, lol. Ya gotta switch it up to get quality. Okay? Done w/ preaching.....
I feel really bad for Bobby Christine. Despite of her growing up rich, being around all the drama and drugs througout her life, can be hard on any child. I hope Whitney can pull her up by the boot straps and keep her sustained in a more positive environment.
I don't feel that hanging with Ray-J is going to help her situation either. She needs to take a break from these young stallions, and focus more on raising her daughter and getting her career back on track.
Jaylens,
I've never dyed my hair, but it's dry as hell. The people can't believe how red my hair is...it's light brown, gold, RED...it's all shades of brown...it's great when it's done, but it looks like a straight up nest when it's not. I have been relaxing my hair since 12. I used to have great ringlets, really thick...and relaxers served ONLY to turn it into jacked up crazy curls that make no damn sense.
Relaxers are a blessing and a curse!!! I wish I woulda listened to my momma....
I don't think I would dye my hair either when I grey up....I love grey hair!
Im back LULU.. DAMN! 18 names! lol I dont think that you even needed a perm in the first place. My older sister who owns a salon made me realize that i didnt need one when I was in the 8th grade. Like bish said...I just cut my hair and wore sew in weaves for the longest..luckily my sister used to do my weaves... I actually have a weave in right now! I was tired of my boring ass hair!
ATL..just bcz you have come across a few crazy woman..doesnt mean that they are all crazy.. I know its someone out there for you (LULU) ;)REKINDLE! REKINDLE! lol
JAKEY BABY!! Ill be waiting for that date..BTW. you saved me from being late this morning! Your text came in at 5:15, i was supposed to be up at 5:00, and I was still sleep..My alarm was set on low volume...
Vain.. I went to LULU's Myspace..I saw ur main pic that u had up yesterday..DDAAYYUMMM! I love it! I was like "AAAWWWWW SHIIITTTT, look at this gurl!"
Hey MAFIAP!!,Jaylens, Sexyredd, KEKO, KILLA CALI-MOMMY!!
Bish...I am listening to Mac Dre...One of Bay Area's finest! Well, at least he was...RIP Dre
***tatts...who said the word tatts? I love tatts. I have five of them myself...just got one last night! But all my tatts can be covered: right shoulder, lower back (tramp stamp), inside right ankle, top of left foot, and the newest...right pelvis.
@ATL...LMAO..."i know u can't see me but um playin the world's smallest fuccin violin. and why exactly did u direct this to me again?"
Lu & Jaylens, Why are ya'll perming? Especially using Dark n Lovely...thats what nappy hoes like myself use (I do actually use Dark n Lovely. I like to do my own perms since I have been burned by the shop perms too many times) You guys just need a blowout kit or a texturizer. What I did when I went natural was to get my hair braided. I grew out my natural hair until it got to the length I wanted then I cut the perm off.
(( strolln back n the thread w/ the most satisfied look on my face and a blunt))
sighhhhh ( Puffn and exhaln)) That SNICKA mmmmmm mama needed that! grrrrrr
Jaylens : said
wtf...who is snicka, glow worm, and love mounds??...sounds like a bunch of candy bars to me
Lmao Snicka=atl, Love Mounds = The bish, Glow worm = LULU lol
BLAXY!!!
Trust me, I NEEDED a perm...but I've had too many...I just want to go natural. And I like looking a weaves, but I don't like hair PERIOD. Heck, I wish a bald head was in style. HAIR SUCKS!!!!! I mean, it's nice to look at....too much work.
I haven't been to a salon in 6 months because I moved...and I do my own hair...looks like shyt, but hey, it is waaaaaay cheaper. And don't sleep on the DOMINICANS...they can do hair like you wouldn't believe!!!
I told yall before that that little girl is headed for a world of trouble back when MTO posted that first story about her smoking weed. First she's the daughter of two admitted drug addicts, bobbi is unfortunately pre-dispostioned towards drugs. Second, she's got no guidance with a pocket full of thousands. Third, no respect for the parents.
And fourth and most important, whitney spoiled her. I know it sounds crazy, but the spoiling and doting over her- while always shouting to daddy bobby- to leave her alone!! Christina is extremely aggressive and will always expect to have her way, because after all her mother is Whitney HOuston!!
just wait, you ain't seen nothing yet- wait till the whole bag of beans gets spilled- talk about hollywood brats
- VAINCHICK - I see your point and as I stated before, dude does his own thing. I do my own thing. I don't expect anyone to come at me unless I come at them on. I don't do computer gangsta games...I don't do internet thug games either. Now if there is a problem with dude, take it up with dude. I don't respond until my name is put out there then I do me. I'm just not beat for the bull$hit.
@beatsRwhatIdo NO U DIDN'T!!! BWAAAHAHAHAAA...SO WRONG, but still TOO FUNNY!!!!!
@LuLu Bring Bish n Beans!!! Gotcha!!!!
@Mafia u know ATL be gettin in his moods where he wanna act brand new and thangs!!!
@ATL OK thanx for lettin it slide...U know I always gotta make fun of ur Tatt tha looks like u got done in 8th grade English class...LOL!!!!!!
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Bishop! Bishop!! BISHOP!!!! Not the mini bullet!!! LOL!!! Damn fool!
I have to retreat mentally for a second myself...
@ATL...LOL!!! Though that painted a good image, maybe another spot. Where do you have the others?
@Blax...what's up girl?? Thanks, Royal made me step my game up cause she showed up in a two piece that I'm STILL hating on. I swear her azz is gonna kill me. I can't keep up with her! What's good with you?
did CALI_MOMMY jus ignore a nicca
@MAFIA, nah thats u, a nicca use to be in ur fave five and get a lil email or summin but dayum
@LULU, i hear u, but i play wit myself enuff so why would i want someone else like me. but its hard out here for real. for one, i hate meetin new people. it takes a miracle for me to even approach a woman. like jus today for lunch, i seen a woman wit the phattest donk and i wasnt gon say nuthin til my boy was like nicca u better get on it. so after i pulled my gun out and got her number, i asked her what she was doin this weekend. she was like um gonna be at work, u comin to see me, i work at 24K (strip club). nuthin wrong if thats ur huslte but i got a 5 yr old daughter. so when i meet someone, i have to think about what she would be like as a role model for her too. the fact that um a homebody helps none. there u have it, um dyin alone wit my snicka.
KEKO SAID:
Bish...
FUCXXN DEAD....MINI BULLET!!!
(whispering) I thought I was the only one who "relieves" themselves at work sometimes.
I need for my dude to stop callin at work, gettin me all hot and bothered. I have to go handle it.
NOOOOOO ur not the only one TRUST!!! every since i got my piercing my shyt be damn swollen almost none stop! i'm getn like MAFAI!! NOOO some one help me!! ..Perferably SNICKA! lolol
JAYLEN LMAO!! THROW THE FUK BACK!!!
Bish..thanks...now I know...and knowing is half the battle..GI JOEEEEEEEE!!!
Jaylens - thank you!! And you already know what I think of your looks - no need to rehash - you fine piece of artwork you!
I HATE TATTOOS!! I got too...and I want to remove them...BUT, ATLEON, if you are going to get one...
I think you should get a [EXPLETIVE] on ur NECk - nothing says HARDCORE better. OKAY?? lol Wachoo think?? LOL
Keko - If I don't need dark n lovely, neither do you!
Sup Blax
Mafia...(lips poked out and arms folded) No, I didn't find it yet! lol
SexyRedd...I don't know about Jakey and Lu, but you can have me also. What can I say, I'm a e-freak
Lu & Jakey...yes, yes we did have a threesome before...but I am always down for another one. We just need to make it an orgy...lets find more ppl to join. Lu...you tryna tell me Jakey gives better head than me...I beg to differ. I will just have to find out for myself.
Hello ladies..
@Lusil..I fell asleep lasnite thinking about you..lol
@Jakey..So when you gonna blind fold me?..lol
@Red..Just to see you in my favorite color is the reason why I log on this joint..lol
@Grey..Damn! Im speechless! First time in 20 years I didnt have something to say to a beautiful woman..lol
@Mafia..Imma just blow you kiss'es all day..lol
Wud up A.
LMAO! what yall don't carry no type of RELIEF W? YALL???
COME ON NOW LADIES!! no one carries a bullet? butterfly? a pic or Tyrese??!! nothn? shytttttt
Not the Bish I get headaches real quick..my Mini Bullet aka Lil-cum-getter takes real good care of me when my ni99a aint no damn where around! grrrrr now that's half the battle!! GIJOEEEEEEE!! lmao
Cali!!!! What's good with your girl? You still here?
*pulled out the bish blessed gold VC mic*
*taps ATL on the head*
(((YOU THINK WE BELIEVE THAT SHYT....MIC CHECK NICCA))
(((OKAY...WHO BELIEVES THE SAD SONG THAT ATL JUST SONG TO LULU ABOUT BEING ALONE ALL THE TIME?? UMMM??? ANYONE?? ANYONE???)))
(((OKAY, WE CAN AT LEAST BELIEVE THE PART ABOUT HIM ROLLING UP ON SOME CHICK WITH A BIG BUTT CAUSE, WHAT MAN WOULDN'T...BUT THE OTHER STUFF??? REALLY???)))
*put the mic away cause I heard violins playing somewhere...scanning.*
ATL,
See that's what I'm talking about - your focus is the DONKEY!! It appears that way!! Ain't no DONKEY this way, but my heart is of gold...but a dude would skip over me to get to the bytch with the fattest azz ever!! I mean, if you focus on external, that's what you'll always find!!!
And what I've noticed, real talk, is that some of the ladies with the most beautiful bodies have the LOWEST self image!! It's crazy!! Anyhow, went off into a tangent.
ATL - Again, there are wonderful women out there, but you have to prepare yourself and be a wonderful man too!!!! Can't find it without God ....okay, I'm done!
OMG ROTMFF! @ BISH! U A MUTHAFVCKIN FOO!
@VAIN..GIRL..IM JUST WORKING AS USUAL..MOVING THIS WEEKEND..JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE MOVERS, AND TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING TOGETHER... I REALLY DO LOVE THAT PIC THO..U STUNTIN ON EM!
@ATL.. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO MEET A GIRL AT CHURCH OR THA LIBRARY?? LOL NAW FOR REAL.. YOU WILL FIND THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL..IT MAY TAKE A WHILE, BUT YOU WILL..YOU LOOK TO GOOD TO END UP ALONE NICCA!
LULU.. ALL YOU PROBABLY NEED A IS A GOOD FLATIRONING WIT A GOOD AZZ FLAT IRON.. MY HAIR IS NATURALLY BUSHY AND CURLY, AND MY IRON IZZ DA SHIIT! AND JUST A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO MY SIS TAUGHT ME THAT I DONT NEED TO PUT ANY OIL OR GREASE PRE FLATIRONING IT..JUST WASH, HOT OIL TREATMENT, CONDITION, BLOW DRY, AND THEN FLAT IRON.. I USED TO PUT OIL ON IT AFTER I DRIED IT, AND IT WOULD NEVER COME OUT STR8..SIS TOLD ME TO USE NATURAL HAIR OILS...
@VainChick......YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A BALL GETTING HER READY FOR HER PROMS.....
@KEKO1720...LOOK OVER IN THE FIELD...I THINK I THREW IT OVER THERE....LMAO!
@ATLeon08...ACTUALLY YOU IN MY TOP 2! BUT I HAVE TO GET BACK ON MY EMAIL GAME....I GOT YOU.....*GLAD HE AINT ACTING "SPANKIN BRAND NEW" ON ME*..LMAO!
@JAKEY.....*SINGING*
MY JAKEY LUVS ME MY JAKEY LUVS ME
@Bishop...LMAO!!! You damn freak!!! LOL!!! I never thought about bring one to work with me until just now!!!
CTFU @ ATL...LOL!!!
gotta bad back now.
AWWWW, HELL NAW!!! Guess that means you don't really put your back into it these days huh? Say it aint so!
*but I thought about him saying:*
i had a tongue ring and a nipple ring
*FAINTED*
Vainnnnnnnnns, what's good wit u ma? U still crazy as always, i know. LOL
so after i pulled my gun out and got her number, i asked her what she was doin this weekend. ***********************************************
**spews coffee all over screen** LMAO, now u know damn well u don't need no gun to get a number.
Blaxx....THIZZNATION!!! I love the Bay music. I bump that shyt all the way out here in the Midwest!! Niccas be like "who the hell are you listening to?" Just a lil Mac Dre, Federation, The Team, Mista FAB, Traxx...
LuLu...there is a difference...you...good hair...me...nicca hair. Its just long and thick...but nappy as hell!!! I had to start using perms again because I got sick of taking my man to the ER for cuts and burns from trying to run his fingers thru my hair.
Bish...Good, I thought I was the only one. I don't feel that much of a freak now. Like Jaylens said...knowing is half the battle. DEAD on the fucxxin GI JOEEEEEEEE!!!
ATL...LMAO @ so after I pulled my gun out and got her number... okay "Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"
**shyt!! that is the longest movie title ever in creation!!
WHAT!!!! BIRTHDAY!!!!! BISHOP!!!! AAGGHH, I HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING!!!
*jumping in car speeding off to the nearest Gucci store...online will take forever*
*hoping they still have that dress I saw during the awards ceremony*
*parked the car*
*hopped out running threw the doors*
*looking around crazy, wig wind blown and a lil off to the side*
*sales clerk meet me at the front hesitating on helping me*
Clerk: Ummm, can I help....you *with a dismissive hand* with something here? In THIS store?
Yes!!! Oh goodness...it's still here to! I need that dress right there!
*pointing*
Yes, that one!!! I need that to wear to my girl's birthday party! Whew, I got here as fast as I could. I thougth it was gone!!
*taking my new dress back to the car relieved I'll have something for the party*
Okay ya'll....I'm back!
@QUEEN, that sounds like it hurt. bless u baby.
@KEKO, a nicca HAD to have it. i was actually bout to take a picture of that muthafucca
@WMCMOEE, wut up wit ya fam. u hit that 300 yet.
@JAKEY and GREY, we do need to go hit atlantic station one weekend tho, but ya'll my cuzins when we get there.
@VainChick, oh yo boy duz wut he gotta duz. trust.
SPOONY!!!! Afternoon!!! What's good with ya? Bout time. I just came back from e-walmart getting Bish a birthday gift...I was low on funds this week.
*side stepping with fingers crossed cutting eyes towards the sky*
But what's good with ya?
@Cali...I'm here playing with ya'll when I need to get back to work. I need to be up there with Mafia in the tower!
@WMCMOEE Blind fold u, huh??? Lets talk about that a little further, OK!!!???? ;-)
@ATL Atlantic Sation sounds cool, just let me know!!! Bein ur cuzin is cool too, but just rememeber if we ur cuzzins at the begining of the night don't be tryna act like we ain't at the end of the night, feel me...LOL!!!!!!!!??? ~What u think Grey????
JAKEY . . . U A TRIP ! ! LMAO.
JAKEY SAID: @ATL Atlantic Sation sounds cool, just let me know!!! Bein ur cuzin is cool too, but just rememeber if we ur cuzzins at the begining of the night don't be tryna act like we ain't at the end of the night, feel me...LOL!!!!!!!!??? ~What u think Grey????
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I'M COOL WITH IT. BUT I THINK ATL. . . . WELL I'LL KEEP THAT TO MYSELF. LOL ! !
@Spoon...Please let me hold something. Nothing like going out and spending a few thousand on an outfit and not having at least a $50 wig. So I'll spend $40 that you give me on the new wig and use the other $10 to upgrade Bishop's gift.
Yep...I learned that shyt from CB4L. Hey, sometimes ghetto tactics work when you need'em too!
@greyeyedchyck, dayum, i aint been in a minute but i use to post up in fox sports grill. at the end of last summer our cuzins from our side of town started matriculating down there so the white folks started raisin cane. then one time we tried to go the the bowlin alley and dude was like, ya'll cant come in here dressed like that cuz my boy had on timbos. but he said we could bowl free on mondays with a bizness card, u can walk over to the hotel to get a bizness card. like, wtf? so i preceded to pul MY fuccin bizness card out my pocket and jus threw that bytch on the floor and told the muthafucca someone could use mine if they need the shyt. dude was black too.
What 2day is Bish's birthday?????????? Did I miss that earlier???? It ain't on Myspace??????
@Grey "I'M COOL WITH IT. BUT I THINK ATL. . . . WELL I'LL KEEP THAT TO MYSELF. LOL ! !"
DO TELL???? I can use my imagination about what ur thinking, but....Nah I won't say it either!!!!???? I 'll say if you do :-)!!!!!!!
kandiladi WHAT'S POPPIN'!!!!?????
I HATE WORK!!! Keeps me from a full 8 hours on MTO, lol.
Anyhow, *Wiping the sweat off my brows* I was about to say, MYSPACE didn't warn me about my BISH's Bday!!! May 20th is in my calendar!!! I love Taurus's .....hold up, that's a Taurus, right? lol
Keko - GOOD HAIR IS HEALTHY HAIR!!! You can't tell me NO different!!
Royal - hi Sexy!!
Snoopy - hi cupcake!!
Kandi - Hi pookiewookie chookie...Ok, I'm done, lol...
And Blaxican if you EVER call urself by my MYSPACE name, I will PHUCK U UP!!!! Miss Piggy is for motivation!
Mafia are you there? Vain? .....
ATL - You never said anything about the Puzzy on your neck tattoo...U SUCK! lol
Deraca....Ummm, you need to get your pretty boy azz back here!!! Does it take that long to grab something to eat??
Wait, wait...what are you GRABBING to EAT? Cause I just might be wrong about it not taking long!
@Everyone...you know what? When we talk about sexual things it's normally us women talking amongst ourselves. Well, we have ATL here so I think some of our questions should be answer by him.
@ATL...we (us ladies) have asked each other about favorite positions and things and I dont believe you were present during that time. So I'm asking...what is your favorite position, huh?
@ROYAL, yea i had never really heard her cuz i never listen to the fuccin radio, but after i heard that sometimes, i had to look her ass up.
@JAKEY, GREY, 300 tonight? got practice at 6 but u know its playstation after that. oh shyt, the office and my name is earl come on tonight (screw u ONIONZ).
@Kandiladi, wut up wit ya sexy?
(( walkn ova to V pouting ..almost pulled out her Inncoent voice and used it again..untill i realized who i was going to speak too))
..DAYUM V I thought we was kool! I don't want no freakn K-mart gift..just cause u had to have the macthn shoes!
*rolln eyes @ her*
U R SOOOO TRIFE!! u can atleast get me a dance frm SNICKA..
*peern' ova at ATL as he walkn by w/ his bowleg this DAMN-MY-DYCK-4-being so heavy walk*
Awww dayum now LOOK!!
*grabn u know what*
AAARRRGGGHH B BACK!!
Side Note:
I don't know if you ladies can relate, but I'm a NorthEast chick, so I have to tell you that...
A clean hooded Grey sweatshirt, Dark denim jeans and a pair of Tan Timbs are SUCH a turn on!!! You can't be a short dude because you can't pull it off like I like it, lol. I saw it this morning so clean and crisp and I was like - ME LIKES!!
ANYHOW.....lol
Hey Kandi!!! Long time girl!!! Where you been?
@Spoon...Oh no, no, no! I'm on that ghetto shyt today. Your money will help me get my brand spanking new wig and UPGRADE the gift I got from e-walmart. Can't buy anything with a $50 from e-Gucci. The bitch at the store almost passed out when went to get the dress. She'll throw me out for sure with just a $50.
@Bishop...cause you know I was all up on your page trying to find the date. But I've logged it into my desktop caledar.
Snoopy (noticed I changed the letters), Yes, we've made up!! We're friends again...at least for today!!
And Royal - indeedy I feel good. I'm happy, healthy and blessed. And ATL hasn't called me fat ONCE. I don't think he did. LOL
VAIN - Wouldn't guys automatically say DOGGIE??? And I'm thinking missionary because you can really get good reach, right? Okay...I'm done. LOL
peeonher Flag post @tootemptingtheone.......dddaaammm dont fucc wit dat gurl that how u shut a bit** down
@SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB.......luv da thick ass damn
@ATLeon08........fa real a nicca need a good gurl to pee on lol but dude your game is lame
@VainChick.....get at a real nicca i pee on ya a$$ fo free ********************************
sorry fam but i had to do this!!!!!!
this is where u fukked up cuase knw i know who u are.............. a$$......now why would you do that when you spelled ass like this before.....ass! oh i knoe that was a slip up!!!! rotflmaooo!
@Kandi...let's not talk about busy. It only makes me feel guilty!
*looking at my desk*
Yeah, let's not talk about that. Okay pumpkin? But trust me...I feel ya! That was me yesterday but I get to coast today! Not really but thats what I'm doing damn it!!!
Didn't I tell you to stop talking about it cause it's making me feel guilt!!! Just let it go...
*grabbing a folder and throwing paper in it to get rid of some of the guilt*
@Lusil...NO! No, no...if he's creative he better say something like on the wall! on the damn headboard...on the patio in a chair...something!
@VainChick Flag post @ATL...we (us ladies) have asked each other about favorite positions and things and I dont believe you were present during that time. So I'm asking...what is your favorite position, huh? ---------------
dyck in mouth. thats wuz the easiest question ever. give a nicca a hard one.
Jakey - I don't know? You have to figure it out!! lol And where I stay there's a basketball court...even a pool. I'm still navigating my way thru the city, but it's really peaceful!!
And remember, TINY PLACE...but lotsa love, OK?? ;-) My spot is TINY but it's the most peaceful place EVER!! Wish I could move it to ATL to live with y'all!!
Anyhow, long story short...if you're serious about coming, then it's ON!!!!
We'll figure it out....
As for the "reunion"...whatever date we agree on, I'm there!!
duceconstant Flag post YOU B!TCH A$$ N!GGAZ PUT A FU(KING SHI!RT ON , OLE FAG@OT A$$ B!TCHEZ..DONT KNOWBODY WANNA SE THAT PUNK SH!T!! OLE D!CK IN THE BOODIE A$$ WH0RES!! A N!GGA CANT EVEN SCROLL THE PAGE ON TH!S B!TCH WITH SEEING U B!TCHES!!!!!
*************************************** *blank ass stare*
forreal!!! wtf!!!!! guess everybody gotta put they bitch blockas on now!!!
what the fuk is goin on!! LMAFAOOOOOO!!!! They going got damn nuts all of a sudden!!
(( loggn of ass Bish and logn back on unda UIO SN and PL SN))
UIO: Fuk U spoon oh tired ass..why u steal my ni99a hoe??!! he say ya pussa was tighter..and my pussC is as stretched out as THE real Maurys talk show carrer! so i offerd him my azz..*cryn* and.. *sob..sob* he said he don't want that shyt! it as loose as KHIA THINKN SHE CAN RAP!! *wwwaaahhhhhhhhhh* Oh lawd whyyyyy??
PL: Spoon hey, i think i'm str-8 now. I met this dude and he been fukn me in the azz ONLY for like two days now. we went to the beach..and he fuked me in the azz some more. Hmmm wonder why he only fuk me in the azz??
*some one yells in the distance8
((HOE CAUSE U LOOK LIKE A RAPTOR DINOSAUR..BYTCH))!!
VainChick Flag post Oh brother, here we go with all these bitch azz negros signing on.
(((DAMN YOU SPOON!!!))) lol
ATL...FUKK that lil punk azz bitch who signed on just to ride your dick and answer the question.
--------------- I‘m The Piper...Dance Bitch Dance! **************************************** you said it your self!!! rotflmaoooo!!!
@ATL...Wow, that's not creative. Cause if you're messing with a freak that's automatic!
You Suck!!! LOL
Creativity...it's what we like! Come on, use your imagination. A true freak goes down and true freak is about freaky things so imagine you're with a freak and not some chick you just hitting just because!
Bwwaaaaaaaa!
*hears LULU shouting in the background*
BISHOP & VAIN...even you SNOOPY!!
I swear if you guys communicate w/ the AIDS Roaches, I will phuck each and everyone of you up!!! ARGH...
Y'all should know how I get down!!
* Pouting and crossn my arms ova my chest *
But LULU they came at us..we aint say shyt to them! Mannnn shytttttt
*stomping away*
She just mad cause we aint vibn her 46th FUKN SN...gone pull up 7 got-damn screens at a time..and just go fukn nuts..and who gets yelled @? fukn me..I tell u..((fading))
VAIN,
I heard about the wheelbarrel...ya know, when she has her hands on the floor & the legs around him....I've never done that, but isn't that creative? NO?
OH HELL NO....didn't I tell ya'll not to entertain the roaches!! Beat down in full effect!! lol.
VAIN - keep up the momentum & let's have discussions!! OKAY???? OKAY????? Dayum....
I feel like I'm going to lose y'all in a minute. :-(
SPOON SAID:
ROTFLMAOOOOOO!!!!! bish you'sa a fukkin clown .....hahahaha!
ok yall they commin from all angles now....servers are gonna trip in a minute!!! -------------------------------------------
I know LMAO ..wow! HEY YALL I WILL MAKE A THREAD IF OR WHEN THIS SHYT START TA DAMN TRIPN!!! SO LOOK FOR IT!
V dammit i said..(( using fingers as sighn language and making retarded sound w/ my mouth))
I-don-wan-no-dam-cheap-azz-walmart-gif!
I-wan-a damn-dance-4rm-snicka!!!!!
did u get that??!!
LOLOL
@Lusil...Yes, yes, yes!!! You undercover freak. YOu probably have tried it and trying to keep your good girl status! You'll always be good ma...so let the closet freak out! It's time we meet her!
But yes that is the shyt....I head. *clearing throat* I head about it somewhere...*drifting off from convo*
And yes...CREATIVITY!!!! Make a bitch do a damn hand stand and get that shyt poppin! See, you got the idea...freaky girls don't like boring dicks!
We...they just don't!!
I heard
OMG these mutha-f*ckas kill me coming on here, making up SNs just to f*cking hate!!!! Advice: Get a Hobby Find a friend Get some ass, yes thats it, bust a nutt, that sh*t relieves tension and stress...but PLEASE do something with ya'll sh*tty ass lives other than hate and stalk folks, don't know none of ya'll but that sh*t ain't a good look for nobody!!! @duceconstant OMG did u seriously just come on here and type all of that just to hate on dat man...FYI u sound like ur suffering from a very bad case of B*tch-ass-ness, but good for you I hear getting p*ssy is the antidote...TRY IT!!!!!
@Grey...OKAY!!!! Doesn't that suck big time!!! Hate to say it, but that's just boring to hear. Boring boring boring....
And theeeeen, he's trying to back out with that, "Well maybe you can teach me..." WTF???
@ATL...you aren't running from this question are you? We finally have a chance to hear 'his' side and we're getting stiffed!
MAKE US RUN TO THE BATHROOM LIKE BISHOP!!!
JAKEY ..that was FUK-AZZ-NESS at it's BEST!! LOL and see how they never said ATL name? *smdh* Just going off cause they either wanna Fuk him or they havn't been fuked in a while..
* glancing back at SNICKA again *
(( Look down @ wetness forming YET AGAIN))
MMMM MMMMM MMmmmmMMM! That fukn Snicka just does sometn to me!
*Breathing becoming ragged and shallow..picturing positions*
Awww fuk..i aint going back to the bathroom..cause my Mini on the charger!
*looks around*
peeonher..HEY LET me borrow ur eye and ur NOSE for a min yo..
((walking ova to hater rubn' my cli-t))
VAIN,
Trust me, I know I'm a freak, but it's ONLY for my man...not a special "friend", MY MAN!! There's nothing I won't try w/ my husband...trust...but for all the raggedy dudes out there, HELL NO, lol!!
And the wheel barrel, I SWEAR, I can't wait till I do that to let y'all know!! lol
Good girl status?? Nah, I'm experienced, just with a couple of people though!! Remember, I'm scared of diseases!! lol.....
OKAY - So you do handstands??? LOL Niiiiiiice!
@GREY, what the hell am i lookin at my empty ass inbox for?
@VAIN, okay, leave me alone. my fave joint is of course hittin it from the back, but ya know the revised doggystyle edition where her legs are on the inside and um leanin back wit my torso in her guts while she ridin it. that way she can get all the meat.
MMMM MMMMM MMmmmmMMM! That fukn Snicka just does sometn to me!
*Breathing becoming ragged and shallow..picturing positions*
Awww fuk..i aint going back to the bathroom..cause my Mini on the charger!
*looks around*
peeonher..HEY LET me borrow ur eye and ur NOSE for a min yo..
((walking ova to hater rubn' my cli-t))
Yeah hoe-azz ni99a u wanna run that [EXPLETIVE] Halfway house u call a fukn mouth so..let me help u out!
* the bish hoes grab the fuk boy and hold him down while i sit on his face*
((putn my NINE to his throat))
Suk and lick it right to Funk boyyy
((click))
and if i FEEL ANY ..I MEAN ANY FUKN TEETH!
(( in my kesha voice frm new jack city))
THEN IT'S ROCK-A-BYE-BABEEEE
* ramn my PussC in his face..tryn to suffocate this ni99a to damn death..I put all my weight on him and just start riding*
(( my hoes grip him tighter as he tries to tell me he can't fukn breathe))
*putn my nine deeper in his throat*
FUK [EXPLETIVE] SHUT THE FUK UP!! I Gives two fukn if u can breathe!! i'..I-iii I"M BOUT TO..oooHHHH yesssssssssss!!!
* when and only when i see the fuk boy has passed out..i nut all over his face and hair*
((YEESSSSSSssssss ARRRRAAAGGGGHHhhhhhh h))
Mmmmmmmm shyt that was good!
*kickn fuk boy in the head*
Now fuk ass wake the fuk up!!! (KICK!!)) and LOG BACK IN AS PL OR MAURY I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUK!! but know U JUST GOT FUKN MURKED ..and this is the last time i address ur LAME ASS!
Okay!!!! Now we're talking ATL!!!!
That's mine too! I've already said that and Bishop called me lazy! LOL But hey, when you have a freak that knows how to throw that azz back...man! What fun. And yes!! Yes!! I know exactly what you're talking about!
Sitting over there tying to be shy and shyt....chile boo!
This story is so sad. It is alway's the children who is affected when parents divorce. Anyone who has both parents, then lose's one to either divorce, or death understands exactly what I'm saying. Bobbi Kris, found other way's of suppressing her hurt's, and the result's of it nearly cost her mother and herself their death. I would suggest that Whitney give more attention to her children, and less attention to wanting to be in the spotlight right now, and seek counseling for herself and both her children. Kid's behavior tend to show when there are issue's their suppressing, that is if you're an observing, caring loving and supportive parent. God help this family.
Vain...
I HATE the word Meat!! lol..ATL, STOP!!!!
Yes, girl...but I am a sap, I like sensuality...someone who enjoys pleasin a woman....like he LOVES to eat.....holding off on his own pleasure because he just wants me to feel pleasure. Someone who will play with my hair...kiss my forehead, my neck, my back, my PusC & my crack...LOL....hehehe...
Good LORD where is my man!!????? lol
@ONIONZ, i used to be a phucker, but now um more of a lame as love maker. i like to long stroke a lil bit. someone told me i was kinda blessed in that dept. leon the lick em low lover loves to eat pussay though so baby girl gonna get hers. but thats why i dont fucc around a lot cuz u can't do that shyt wit errbody.
@GREY, no retardo, sometimes a nicca gotta sqeeze one off if u dealin wit someone thats full of shyt.
* Still sitn' in the corner and Puffn on my blunt legs crossed..as one of my hoes rub my feet..and anothat keeps the Blunt lit*
*puffn*
(( in My WYclef VOICE))
[chorus] If I was president, I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday, and buried on Sunday.
If I was president... If I was presidentttttttt
*puffn*
@ATL . . OH MY BAD. I MISSED THAT ONE.
* * TYPO * *
@LUSIL . . I MIGHT HAVE TO. BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT SEE AND TOTALLY PHUCK IT UP ON YOUR OWN. YOU AND YA' MAN TRYING TO BE SEXY/FREAKY BUT END UP ON THE FLOOR AND BEING FUNNY AS H/E/L/L ! ! BUT HEY I WILL TRY ANYTHING AT LEAST ONCE ! ! !
Keko,
Tell ur fiance to come wit us! LOL!
And Vain,
everyone has an inner slut. And trust I will be my man's hoe....if he wants his toes sucked, well heck, he gettn his toes sucked....did I say that?? lol...I'm just sayn, If I have a good man, he gettn it...and he gettn it good. Heck, if he's a good man, the sky's the limit! *daydreaming*...No lame dicks or lame ni66az!!!
@Grey...I'm with Lulu, we're gonna be all up in your bisness. Of course we would want to know how it went for you. So try it soon and tell us. hey, there are no secrets in the Fam!
@ATL...long stroke'em huh? Okay, okay...I can visualize you doing that and it feeli....nevermind. But I can imagine that! Aaaand you go down!
*standing up at desk clapping my lil heart out*
You are def walking the path of winners! *drifting into thought*
@ATL "leon the lick em low lover loves to eat pussay though so baby girl gonna get hers. but thats why i dont fucc around a lot cuz u can't do that shyt wit errbody" Ummmm...ok so never mind on that thought...!!!
But if someone u dealing with <sometimes> has obligations & someone <sometimes> is full of sh*t then isn't there a happy medium somewhere in there???? <just curious> LOL
@ everyone...
It is now time for me to leave. I e-luv you all. I will be back on Monday...I have Friday off to prepare for my mommy's 50th bday party Saturday.
*** turns the music up ***
you see the S is for super and the U is for unique the P is for perfection and you know that we are freaks the E is for exotic and the R is for raps so tell those nosey people just to stay the HELL BACK!
SUPERSONIC...
OUTTA 5 THOUSAND G!
Bye Spoon!!!!! We'll talk tomorrow! Be safe!!!
@Grey...Oh don't back out. Just get on the ground on all four and tell him to get your legs. Once he does you wrap your legs around him and he'll be holding your hips!
*clearing throat*
I HEARD that there's nothing to it! If you're still not sure, make sure his back it towards the bed incase he lose his balance.
What?
@JAKEY, But if someone u dealing with <sometimes> has obligations & someone <sometimes> is full of sh*t then isn't there a happy medium somewhere in there???? <just curious> LOL ------------------------------------------------
thats wut u would think but that shyt definitely dont work out that way. hell i might have ta grab a couple a movies when i hit the barbershop cuz i dun wore the plastic off some of the ones at home.
@JAKEY YOU SAID: @ATL "leon the lick em low lover loves to eat pussay though so baby girl gonna get hers. but thats why i dont fucc around a lot cuz u can't do that shyt wit errbody" Ummmm...ok so never mind on that thought...!!!
NOW IS THAT SO? ? ? LMAO ! !
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@LUSIL . . NOW WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING ANY ? ?THAT IS A CRIME ! LOL !
@VAIN . . YOU SOUND LIKE THE EXPERT THERE ! ! LMAO ! !
Tootemptingtheone -- clapping, matter of fact, I'll even give you an e-standing ovation. B#TCH R U DONE NOW???? Now I'll give you the attention that your lame @ss mother didn't give you. Apparently, you're starving for it...so here it goes. You want friends? An admirer? Someone to agree with your punk @ss comments? You are a b.tch starving for attention, you wanna be e-loved? B.tch go and suck a d.ck you stinkin @ss dirty muthaf.ckin hood rat. Didn't you say that you were at work earlier? How r u at work on a lap top? What kind of no frills job do you have? I'm at work on a muthaf.ckin computer. I bet you're really sitting at home with 9 snotty nosed kids waiting for that Family First money and you got nothing better to do than to jump on a gossip website and focus on a person that isn't thinking about your ragedy yuk mouth havin' @ss. Now when I wipe my ass tonight, I'll think of you b/c you like just like the sh.t that falls out of my @ss. You wanted the attention, now you got it. Get off me b.tch and focus on bettering yourself.
Sh^t look at her pop dukes.can you blame her? she is totally out of control. her parents spoil the [EXPLETIVE] out of her and let her do wat she want when she want. 1st of all that wont fly with my pops, he would put my ass in check rights a way.but i guess that wat happens when ya dad is a crack head~WORD
okay, leave me alone. my fave joint is of course hittin it from the back, but ya know the revised doggystyle edition where her legs are on the inside and um leanin back wit my torso in her guts while she ridin it. that way she can get all the meat.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED A RESTROOM BREAK AFTER READ THAT...
@WHYOME..DONT TALK TO ME AGAIN..U GIVE OUT FALSE INFO..I FINALLY GOT TO READ THAT THREAD..WOW!!! U REALLY DID TELL THE FAM THAT ISH THAT I CAN BE MAURY LMAO!!!..CAN U BELIEVE DAT..B.S..WOW!!!!
@JRLINK..WHAT UP LINK, I FINALLY READ THAT FORUM THREAD ABOUT WHO IS MAURY!! AND U HAD ME CRACKIN UP!!! U MAD FUNNY DUDE. LET ME GO READ SOME MORE OF IT..I CANT BELIEVE DIS HERE. ITS OLD BUT I NEED TO READ IT.
If this is true, Lord please help that family. I know it's wrong to say it's not a surprise, because plenty of folks are known to not go down the same route as their parents...then again, what else can you say? I don't believe her parents raised her in the right direction, and THEY are the one's to blame at this point.
ha ha my bday may 4th!!!!!! not like yall fvckers care...anways,...............BOBBI Kris was the only one wit some sense on that damn sho....i know yall show how she use to look side ways at them crackheads on the show.....but ya know what though...a lot of kids grow up in tough situations and a lot of those kids grow up to be something other than crackheads......but hell at least she can afford to supply her habbit..............but damn i still dont get how these folks got all this money and still cant do right...wtf
@ ATLeon08-----YOU ARE TOO CUTE PAPI. ;)
THIS IS SOMETHING I SERIOUSLY HOPE TO GOD ISN'T TRUE. BUT THEN AGAIN, SHE'S A CHILD RUNNING WILD. WHITNEY NEED TO PULL IN THE REIGNS. I CAN SEE BK GETTING PREGNANT SOON, OR SOMETHING CAUSE SHE IS REALLY WILDIN OUT BIG TIME. I AM A WHITNEY FANATIC, BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT HERE. SAD!
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all she needs is a good old fashioned country ass whoopin. Whitney need to catch that heffa getting out of the tub and get a switch off one of them trees outside and sneak in on her while her little ass is still wet and whale on that ass till she get tired. And talk to her while she whoopin that ass she should hit and say DON'T (WHAP) YOU (WHAP) EVER (WHAP) AS (WHAP) LONG (WHAP) AS (WHAP) YO (WHAP) ASS (WHAP) IS (WHAP) BLACK (WHAP) RAISE (WHAP) YOUR (WHAP) HAND (WHAP) TO (WHAP) ME (WHAP)
This story can't be true because of National Enguirer. They make [EXPLETIVE] up everyday in their mags. MTO yall guys are so crazy, why would you rely on that magazine. Yall don't know better. Whitney should sue them for making up a story about this. They make up crazy stories about her too. It's sad. If Bobbi is a bad kid then she should get whooped but I don't believe that she has done this not one bit.
where is humpty dumpty?? i cant believe that bitch is still sitting on that damn wall and it aint crumbled yet?? too bad the architect who designed the world trade center buildings never used that same material that was used to make that damn wall!! cuz youz is looking very very heavyz in them flicks!
Its amazing how many people come on here and comment, yet have no clue *BOBBY's MOMMA and them dam BROWNS are spreading these rumors so Bobby can get custody of Krissy, so Whitney can pay child support, and alimony. When i saw Whitney and Krissy at da Airport they were perfectly fine. So this is so fabricated, i am SHOCKED & DISMAYED MTO PRINTED THIS...Nat'l Inquirer lol lol lol lol lol lol one thing i can say is tru, (a poster said earlier) da fruit dont fall far da tree IT IS A LOT OF DUMMIES FOLLOWING IN BEHIND MTO
hahahahah!!!!!!! bitch i decided to change my tag anyways bitch.....especially for hoes like you! see my tag means that i dont see none of you hatin ass beiotches cause im feirce with what i do bitch and as long as me and the people i deal with knows means not s h i t that you say matters! now go accidentaly fall in a sea of sharks you smoked out trash ass hoe!
Crackbaby4life Flag post so how much u make hoe? 7.50 an hour. that's a huge downgrade from those drugs u, yo man, and yo kids was selling --------------- spoon*imma show u how to lift yo head up
******************************************** why bitch you need a hit!!!!hence.... cracks the name!!!
i really do believe that you wanna be me bitch... cause you always trying to steal my shadow! why dont you get a life! cause really your barkin up the wrong tree!!
Crackbaby4life Flag post why would I want to be a 31yr old hoe with 5 kids and no damn college education? It's better to make fun of fat hoes like you who momma cry tears of joy cuz her fat fucccck child is finally doing something. not alot but something. I bet CPS took yo kids huh? they took buckwheat, nappyhead, the slow one, lil ol crosseye, and bowlegged hammertoe. U didnt need them kids anyway. live yo life gurl. u done already wasted most of it --------------- spoon*imma show u how to lift yo head up ************************************************
rotflmaoooo!!!! thats my girl royal t! get that bitch!!!
see cb4l what you dont know is ...bitch i aint 31, dont have 5 kids ,(and if i did what does it matter)and im in college now u dumb fukk (vocational college) bitch sittin hea talkin bout education bitch im very well educated. Oh... and as for that last opinion bitch you might call me fat but on my block im just thick with a lil gut and it dont stop s h i t hoe.... go ask ya man!
jrlink Flag post spoon,dont you know why this crack head is following behind you so much? its because shim thinks that you really do have drugs..lol..stupid ass! you people really dont have nothing to do than sit and watch mto for who is going to sign on to keep you entertained...talk about loosers. *************************** he he he he!!! man i swear this bitch is stupid
@LINK..HEY LINK..O I MMA SEND U THE THREAD..LOL!!
@SPOON...CAN WE CALL THE SAN DIEGO ZOO AND REPORT THIS WHALE DONE GOT LOOSE AGAIN??
@BIGUM44LIFE..STOP EATING BITCH..MAYBE U CAN WEAR DIS BEFORE YOUR ASS CROKE..OF FATARITIS!!! WHALEY..U WANT ME TO PUMP U DONT U..I CAN TELL..U KNOW U A BIG OLE LEZZIE..STOP HIDIN IT NASTY FATTY [EXPLETIVE] LADY..HAHAHAHHA U A CRUNCHY BROKE HOE AINT U...STOP EATING SO MUCH BITCH..AND MAYBE U WONT BE SO [EXPLETIVE] UGLY BUT IT RUN IN YOUR FAMILY..U JUST THE WHALE FAMILY BITCH..YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE A GORILLAS ASS!! GO DOLPHIN [EXPLETIVE] BITCH UR DISMISSED IN MY WORLD..GHETTOWHALE..GET OF WELFARE FATTTTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
crackbaby
see the difference between you and me is..... i love myself and what i look like bitch why else would i sit on a public blog site with my real pictures and talk s h i t? but you on the other hand i can tell that you have very low self esteem cause all you do is sit yo fat ass behind that pc all masked up you big,wide,ugly,atrocious face hoe
Crackbaby4life Flag post you right. vocational not university like me bitch. U love to say you're educated but come here every day with that hood ass language of black folk who dont know shizz. haha rhino. po hoeshia. so low class. I bet you've never flown first class on an airplane or been around CEO's of a company. haha you stank biotch. I hope you enrolled in the course about how to hold yo head up. --------------- spoon*imma show u how to lift yo head up ******************************************
so i guess that makes you better that me huh??? i dont think so!!!!!! to me you r more like a college drop out and yo ass mad cause you aint s h i t! as far as flown first class bitch i been flying by my lonesome since i was a git u stoopid bitch!!!!coe's .....well if i had to suck them up like you did just to do those things them i wouldnt have wanted to do them unlike yo bitch ass!
THATS [EXPLETIVE] UP..MTO..SUCKS..LIKE THIS WHALE ON CRACK..BITCH I DONT BELIEVE U..FIRST CLASS?? BITCH U RIDE 3 SEATER!! BIG WHALE ASS CANT FIT IN ON SEAT LIAR!
UNIVERSITY..YEA OF OVERFARTING AND [EXPLETIVE]!!
WHAT SIZE U WEAR?
WHAT DO U HAVE?
UR A A NOTHIN HAVE HATER FATTAZZ BIATCH TO ME..GO TAKE A [EXPLETIVE] BATH STANKIN FATTY BITTTCHHHHH!
hahahahaha!!! bye you cracked out booger bitch!!!!!! CEO''s always say that big fat piggy ass mexi-ricans give the best head when they high on crack....cause all they can think about is that next hit when they done...so suck on bitch ! go ahead suck your way into rehab if ya want to you low-life tramp! whats wrong got that phone call!
WELL WE ALL CAN SEE THAT..BECAUSE U NEVER SHOW US YOUR SHITWHOLE I MEAN UR FACE..AND I APPRECIATE THAT BECAUSE I KNOW ITS AN EYESORE..BYE UGLY WOMAN..I D RATHER BE BROKE THAN BE AN UGLY WOMAN!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! BUT BITCH I GOT BOTH LOOKS AND DOUGH...BWAHAHA..NOW QUACK U BIGLIPPED ASS OUTTA HERE!!!!
Whitney needs to stop spending so much time with Ray-J and start coming home to her daughter. It's clear that there's something very wrong in that household. Bobbi Kris needs to slow down and Whitney needs to show her who's the mother around there. If it were me and that little heifer tried to slash my throat....I'd be going to jail. What I'd to say to Whitney is, It's okay to pull that belt out whenever Miss Bobbi Kris wants to show her Black ass.
@royaltgirl flagpost
SHUT UR WHALE ASS UP CRACKBABY...I MEAN WHALEY..U THE GHETTOIST BITCH ON MTO..YOU SAY ALL THE GHETTO TRASHY [EXPLETIVE] POSSIBLE..U TURD MOUF BITCH..U LOVE ME HOE STOP PLAYIN UR FATBLUBBER SELF!! GO SUCK ON A OOH U AINT GOT ONE..U ALWAYS ON MY CLIT BITCH..WHYOME WHALEASSBITCH!! ************************************************
ghettoist? where the [EXPLETIVE] did you learn that from? lol
royaltgirl flag post
BEAWHALE4LIFE..GOT TAKE A [EXPLETIVE] BATH..OR GET YOUR BI WEEKLY HOSE DOWN..U THE ONE BROKE BITCH.U CANT EVEN POST UP A PENNY U HAVE..U THE ONE MAKIN LESS THAN 15 DOLLAS BITCH..CUZ U TOO DAMN BIG TO MOVE UP!!!!
THATS [EXPLETIVE] UP..MTO..SUCKS..LIKE THIS WHALE ON CRACK..BITCH I DONT BELIEVE U..FIRST CLASS?? BITCH U RIDE 3 SEATER!! BIG WHALE ASS CANT FIT IN ON SEAT LIAR!
CEO..STAND FOR U SUCK UP BROWN NOSING ASS U SELL OUT BITCH ..GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE..I CAN TELL U A BIG SUCK UP AND SNITCH AT WORK AND STILL ON FRIES!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
BITCH..U WILL NEVER BE ON MY LEVEL..U WISH..UR TOO BIG BITCH AND U LOOK LIKE A BEARRILLA!! BOOGABEAR BITCHhh!!! U AINT NEVER HAVE A JAG..U AINT NEVER BEEN NO WHERE BUT TO MICKEY DEES!!!!
I SHOULD FEEL LOW AND INTIMIDATED..U SO DAMN STUPID CHILE..I FEEEL GREAT!! BECUZ I GOT THIS ON U ALREADY..I CAN SHOW MY PICTURE BUT U CANT..WHY????? IT LOOKS LIKE PIGPUSSSYQUID???.
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congratulations
you are the new guiness book of world records holder of creating the most posts in a 10 minute time frame that do not make a damn bit of sense.
your check will be mailed out today. lol.
its whitney's fault! she's the mama where and when was she protecting her young? and how u gonna send your child off to be with someone who has their own drug issues? wasnt her brother a coke head too???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS LOOP IS CAROL BROWN. When have you ever heard her name in a scandal??????????????????????????????????
This is what happens when you give your children everything! Giving is great in moderation and saying "NO" sometimes never hurts. I am not saying it is not okay to give. Parenting is not about the $$$ you give or the material possessions. At the end of the day, what do you gain "parents?"
I am from the old school. You have to throw in a little tough love! They need to earn special privileges. Parenting is give and take on both sides. Kids will love you just the same. They know you want the best for them. When parents are out of order...the child follows in some form or fashion.
I pray that she will get some guidance from a professional that cares. And I mean "care"... not about her mothers $$$. She can be saved. Better to learn at 18, than 58. Help is only a call away...bends those knees and "Pray" to the Master. He will hear your cry. I do hope the parents will get together on this one accord, and get her the help she needs. It is imperative.
Blessings to All, TX Rose