FIRST THIS FRIDAY HOES!!

today is the day

holla eny stand up

yeah boy

2

thats not new news you are late

Top10

morning everyone!

boosh

goddammit yall quick

Hey I made the top 10 whooo Hoo

omg can we move on from this?

dang yall are quick

for some reason i don't believe this. mariah aint crazy..

thats whats up...get it mariah

c'mon mediatakeout...give it a rest

Who cares, it's friday

WHO CARES? THESE 2 ARE LAME

WHAT DO THESE CHICKS SEE IN THIS DUDE?

OMG that is sweet but damn they moving fast. Tomorrow she will be pregnant.

PUBLICITY STUNT

We don't believe U, You need more people.

WELL CONGRATS TO THEM

Nick directed the video?? No wonder, it's such a sh1tty video. Mooooooriah better watch her back kuz he's gonna ruin her career and money.

@ THE TOPIC . . YAWWWWNNNNN ! ! !

@ EVERYONE . . . HAPPPPYYY FRIDAYYYYY ! ! !

GOOD MORNING EVGERYONE ! ! !

GREY - HEY ME ! ! SEXYREDD-MY RIDE OR DIE, LONG HAIR DON'T CARE CHYCK ! ! ! LUSIL VAIN BISHOP DIAMOND KEKO ATLEON -NO COMMENT. PHUCK IT. YOU DIDN'T GET IN TROUBLE DID YOU? LMAO! ! MRCBR WCMOE SEXYCOCOA JAKEY - YOU DIDN'T DRINK TOO MUCH LAST NIGHT DID YOU? JIMMY-MY FELLOW VIRGO ! ! VIRGOS RUN DIS ! ! LMAO ! ! DERACA PLAIN BLAXICAN MS. MARIJUANA

HAVE A WONDERFUL FRIDAY EVERYONE ! ! !

I don't believe it at all didn't she just get out of a 4 year relationship and now she's married its not addin up to me

Uh oh, here we go again. Another one of those civil ceremonies without the legal papers. Do Eddie & Tracy ring a bell?

ok so it's kind of like a promise kind of thing?? a promise to act like a couple?? idk how you get married with no paper

but mariah's album is the shiiiit i'm jammin to it right about now

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2 media whores.

BAD PHOTOSHOP JOB!!!

What eva Kudos for them!

Umm MTO I heard the same bull on E news last night before you even posted it, so how are ya'll exclusive. It's not exclusive to steal another sites headlines. And why would Mariah people call ya'll when there is alot more profitable sites out there, ya'll [EXPLETIVE]'s aint all that

personally i feel its just a stunt for the build up of the new video for Bye Bye which Nick plays her love interest and also the wedding is a build up for part two which is for the Love Story video which also features Nick. Thats why the video keeps getting postponed from premiering they trying to make it believable and keep the Mariah hype to get that 19th and 20th number 1 single. but if true she didnt sign a prenup so Nick my brotha is bout to get some bank. but its whateva….

can't wait to see the video..hope it aint as whack as touch my body is

What is up with these commitment ceremonies? What could she possibly see in him?

not a good couple, I hope this is not true, Mariah can do so much betta

AYO [EXPLETIVE] NICK CANNON!!!! NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS!!

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wHO CARES ABOUT THESE TWO? MARIAH IS A HOE AND NICK IS THE CORNIEST [EXPLETIVE] ON THE PLANET

The video was partly shot in The Bahamas?? Where the hell was I? Probably at the movies.

I STILL JUST DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

Good morning!!

Hi there my precious GREENEYES!!! The specialist of all of 'em. lol...HAPPY FRIDAY!!

Sounds like some Eddie/Tracey bullshh to me...NEXT!

LISTEN TO MY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

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this not real

Top whatever number I am!

What is up with this symbolic ceremony cr@p?

It's tired, and everyone should use Tracy and Eddie as an example.

everybody is married according to MTO! lol yall a mess

Please let me know when y'all come on...I can't keep refreshing, lol.

They both corny and so fake.

----------- "Personality open doors, character keeps them open"

good morning all. can somebody help me and tell me how to download an avatar of myself in my profile MTO, because i have been trying to download a pic and says my email is wrong, can somebody explain.

as far as this bullshit with nick and mariah...please how long will this [EXPLETIVE] last...remember when mariah had that lavish wedding with her father tommy matola from tommy records...how long did that last???now she done married her cousin twice removed.

This scam of a marriage has Ashton Kutcher all over it, This is for one of his shows to punk the media

--------------------- I Was 4 Real

wHO CARES ABOUT THESE TWO? MARIAH IS A HOE AND NICK IS THE CORNIEST [EXPLETIVE] ON THE PLANET

OBVIOUSLY YOU CARE, YOU READ THE ARTICLE AND COMMENTED!! DUH!!

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ANYWAYZ! NICK ALWAYS TRYIN TO PUT HIS D*CK IN SOMEONE! WHY WOULD A LEGEND LIKE MARIAH WANT TO BE WITH THAT CORNBALL AZZ NICK?! SHE TOO OLD FOR HIM ANYWAY, HE'S A KID!

::STATUS UPDATE:: I'm sittin at the edge of his bed.... I'm slowly spreadin my legs... He clasps my supple caramel brown thighs... I whimper like a little kitty cat as he tames me. Ah, I always have so much fun when your dad comes to town greyeyedchyck.

MTO u guys are a bunch of babies. You dont see any other media outlet begging for credit even when it's do. That sh!t is annoying. Damn cant even read a story without that bull-ish!

Yall aint the damn associated press. This is a frickin' blog.

how does someone make top ten...i am a MTO virgin, i see alot people know each other on this website...how can i be added to that list?

ok...........

whack!!!!! THE BOTH OF THEM cAN I FLAG THIS PLEASE!!!! -------------- "Personality opens doors, character keeps them open"

Good morning, Plaine!!!

And PONCHOSWIFE, just say what's up and be cool & ur on!! lol.

((GOOD MORNING E-FAM & EVERYBODY))

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! PLEASE PRAY FOR ME AS I WILL BE LEAVING TODAY TO GO FOR MY AUNT'S FUNERAL ON TOMORROW. I ASK THAT YOU WILL PRAY FOR UNITY IN MY FAMILY AND FOR PEACE BECAUSE WE SINCERELY NEED IT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME SERIOUS EPISODES AND CONFRONTATIONS ALREADY AND THE FUNERAL HASN'T TAKEN PLACE YET. I HAVE BASICALLY PUT IT IN GOD'S HANDS BECAUSE I AM ONLY ONE PERSON AND IT'S TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONE PERSON TO TRY TO KEEP THE PEACE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE...FOR ME, ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT THE LIVING FAMILY MEMBERS TOMORROW...ITS ABOUT MY AUNT!

PEACE TO ALL AND A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY!

LUSIL ONIONZ LOVE_MOUNDS GREY ROYAL_T BLAXICAN DIAMOND KEKO SPOON MRCBReezy JAKEY JIMMY DERACA SEXYREDD PLAIN jaylens_mommy CALI-MOMMY SEXYCOCOA MS. MARIJUANA RARESTGEM ATLSTUD, happy bday May 4th (see, we give a fucc)

DO these fools think that this will boot album sales?? I can't stand celebrities that have nothing better to do than to flood the media with their dumb azz antics!

WHEN IS YA'LL GONNA STOP WITH THIS JOKE ALREADY???

I don't believe this for a minute. However, if it is true, then congrats to them. I always thought that committment ceremonies were for people in the life (Gay and Lesbians)and Mariah isn't crazy enough to marry somebody who doesn't have nearly as much money as she has without them signing a prenup! So, MTO, get the story together and come back with something more credible. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Two corny ass people off the market. Now maybe they can get together and reproduce some corny ass babys.

Yo ATL - What it mountain do, boo?

I see you working really tough at work. U SUCK!

Who cares!

GUESS MARIAH STILL TRYING TO MAKE TOMMY JEALOUS, HUH?...LOL

Man o man

This is the check that Nick has been waiting on. Jack Pot

she is sooooo pregnant!

this really isnt so hard to believe...people never surpises me anymore!

@LUSIL, i was jus tryinna get off the phone wit u. and i dont take too kindlt to threats at 7 in the morning...

@IZITJUSTME, good morning baby girl, u know we gotcha

Congrats is true.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS STORY

Say WORDDDDD?????!! WOW i like Nick he aight w/ me, but him and MiMi I would have NEVER thought! I thought that was The Brat's PussC no? LOL

Morning LULU!

GUESS WHAT YALLLLLL????

It's freakn FRIDAYYYYYYYYY!! Thank GOD!! Lol

I WANNA SEE PICS AND PAPERWORK TO BELIEVE THIS ONE............................

*pouting* SNICKA aint say hey to me!

IzIt ...My prayers are w/ u and ur fam through this very tough time ma. KEEP YA HEAD UP.

Plaine..Uhhh HI and BYE LOL

I STILL DONT BELIEVE IT! THEY'RE PROBABLY ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED IN THE VIDEO FOR THE SINGLE BYE BYE. I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS FAR FETCHED. ITS ALREADY BEEN PROVEN THAT SHE WASNT WEARING THE SAME RING NICK GAVE SELITA SO I BET ALL THE HYPE WILL COME TO A END ONCE THE VIDEO IS PREMIERED AND WE KNOW THE STORY LINE OF IT.

@BISH, u the third one on the list weirdo

ATL - I'm sooooo tried of being arm candy, lol. And you sound like a hot mess in the morning. U SUCK!! Meet me in the Bean and death becomes you. ROAR, lol.

Bishop - I love my Bish!!!

Izjustme - Hey sexy lady!!

You phuckn call BISHOP a wierdo again and you will feel the WRATH that is LULU. TRUST!!!

@PLAINE_JAYNE THE ONLY VIRUS BELVI IS GIVING OUT IS HIV, AND OCCASIONALLY HPV SO PLEASE DONT FLATTER YOURSELF

Wack!

HEY FAM........

*SASHAYS ON BY...WLAKS RIGHT UP TOO ATL AND STOMP HIS BIG TOE WITH MY HEEL*

WHERE'S MY DAMN NAME ON THAT LIST?!?!?!? WE'RE THROUGH OLD MAN!

I'M OUT!

@MAFIA, cuz see wut had happened wuz...yea, i had to give u a special friday shout out. yea, thats it. hold on tho. old man?

Izjustme,

Sorry did read the whole thing!! Yes, in my prayers you will be...In God's hands indeed!! Stay strong!!

Mafia...I loved ur email. You are soooo sweet. You make me incredibly emotional. I love me some Mafia!!!

ATL - ain't Mafia GREAT??? I love her.

i don't believe it. it has to be for some reality show or something.

why would anyone want to be with nick cannon? i don't get it.

SNICKA..I KNOW..Hehe I just wanted personal attention..and i got it! okay i'm good now..

LULU !...*holding her back by her tiney waist* Don't hurt Snicka baby girl..it's all good.

Mafia....awwww so cute on that pic! I would have never known...LOL u look totaly diff then what i expected!

Is this the same kind of committment ceremony that Brandy and her baby daddy had when the claimed they were married?...LOL...I still can't picture Mariah and Nick Cannon together. Watch we end up finding out Mariah really married Da Brat and Nick Cannon was the DJ at the reception...LOL

@ATL...YES...MEN GET OLD...WOMEN GET BETTER

*CRICKETS*

U AINT KNOW?

@LUSIL....*SMOOCHES*MY GLOW WORM

@IZITJUSTME..Sending you my condolences on your loss and yes you and your loved ones are in my prayers.

@BELVI . . I KNOW YOU ARE JUST CRYING FOR ATTENTION SINCE YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ANY IN YOUR LIFE FROM ANYONE AT ANY TIME! ! ! SO I'LL BLESS YOU RIGHT NOW BY EVEN ADDRESSING YOUR STUPID, LONELY, PATHETIC A/S/S. NOW B/I/T/C/H BE GONE ! ! ! ! !

WHATEVER MTO! Don't believe it for 1 second!

@Bishop_Tee

*HALO*

@ MAFIA . . TELL HIM AGAIN ! !

* * * * * *

@ATL...YES...MEN GET OLD...WOMEN GET BETTER

*CRICKETS*

U AINT KNOW?

WHAT'S GOOD EVERYONE?!

@LUSIL, who the fucc would be scared of a LuLu. that shyt sound like a dance or sum shyt.

@LOVE_MOUNDS, baby u know good and well u can get sum personal attention whenever u need it.

@MAFIA, keep dreamin old hag.

Bishop,

I feel a muscle coming thru my arm, but that pesky layer of flab still surrounds it!! I can also feel a six-pack underneath the flab as well. What's a ni66a to do about the damn flab?

Trust me, Bish...I ain't gon' hurt "Snicka"...btw, I HATE that name AND I hate MEAT!! You suck for gassing him like you have, lol.

Mafia!! U gone have me laughiong all freakn day! everytime u get fresh and saty some crazy shyt i think of ur pic!! a sweet face w/ that mouth!

* putn my hand ova my forehead*

Oooo chilllleee

P.S....@ATL... HOLLA @ ME BOO BOO

misevian615 on yahoo

LMAO @ MSLADEE! I CAN PICTURE IT REALLY BEING SOME SH!T LIKE THAT, THAY POPPED OFF! CTFU

@ATLeon08.......SAID:keep dreamin old hag

LMAO!!!!!BW[SPAM][SPAM]AALMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!H[SPAM]AAAAAAAAAAA

WAIT A PHUCKING MINUTE . . . I JUST REALLY READ WHAT BELVI WROTE.

BELVI YOU'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT YOU'RE GAY HUH ? ? YOU GAY, PUNK MOTHER PHUCER. NO WONDER WHY YOU RIDE EVERBODY'S DYCK ON MTO ! ! ! ! YOU DO IT IN REAL LIFE TOO ! ! !

READ THE LAST TWO LINES ! ! !

BELVI SAID: ::STATUS UPDATE:: I'm sittin at the edge of his bed.... I'm slowly spreadin my legs... He clasps my supple caramel brown thighs... I whimper like a little kitty cat as he tames me. Ah, I always have so much fun when your dad comes to town greyeyedchyck.

@greyeyedchyck...*HIGH FIVE*

LIKE FINE WINE BABY!

Who the phuck called Mafia an OLD HAG, Nicca I'll kill you!! Argh...

Hi Kandi! Happy Friday!

*watchn LULU go nuts and grab her stomach like the crazy azz white girl on white chicks*

LULU in time baby u will look how u want! shyttt u PERFECT to me my Bannana Pudding..everything the Bish could want.

(( in my Trina voice))

U slim in the waist, pretty in the face, bad in the ass..i want a taste! grrrr

Snicka...Look just STOP now aight! I forgot i was pissed at u till just NOW!

*walking away mumbling*

(( this ni99a had me chrg my mini bullet so many times yeterday..Now my shyt broke! he knew wtf he was doin! aint gone have me w/ no fukn headache today..no sir-reee..*fading*))

*BISHOP*

*STRIKING POSES WITH MY *HALO*

@LUSIL, why u hatin in my snicka meat?

@LOVE_MOUNDS, why yesterday at practice one of my kids asked me if i could buy him a "snickers" after practice? all i could think about was yo crazy azz and the freakin tat. a nicca jus busted out laffin and them hellions wuz lookin at me like i wuz crazy.

@Stacealicious, dayum, a nicca can't get wined a dined first?

@lusil1976.....

*DEAD**DEAD**DEAD**DEAD**DEAD**DEAD**DEAD**DEAD* BW[SPAM]LMA[SPAM][SPAM]O

Kandi hey my indian bowl of love! lol

GREY... baby he is no HE..he is a she..that's why she talkn like that. That was not a real pic TRUST.

@Bishop_Tee...

*DANCING TO BISHOPS TRINA VOICE*

OH I KNOW. MY FIRST POST I TOLD THE B/I/T/C/H TO BE GONE. GOT TWO SN'S TALKING TO HER D/A/M/N SELF. OLD PSYCHOTIC A/S/S B/I/T/C/H ! ! !

I don't believe it! This has to be a prank from that tv show "Pulp Fiction".

Everything in this Hellbound country is fake just like this. It's all a plot by the Mob to get more CD's sold. That's all this world is about nowadays is making a dollar. The marriage won't last they are just doing what the Italians want them to do. Mariah is too evil to marry a guy like him. Tommy Mattola is still controlling her. Recognize the word "Symbolic" in the heading

Good for them...if they're happy...I am happy they're!

OH WE DIDN'T DO THE WHEEL BARREL. MAYBE NEXT TIME! LMAO ! !

@LUSIL, see, um tryinna let a sleepin bear lie, but u wanna antagonize a nicca. keep it up, flubber face.

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lusil1976 Flag post Who the phuck called Mafia an OLD HAG, Nicca I'll kill you!! Argh...

MAFIA..I see why you have the HALO lmao..it does fit u now that I have a face to go w/ the pic! Lmao..but what you gone do bout that leather-spiked collar u always rokn round ya neck u damn freak?!! LMAO love uuuuuuuu..oh and ps..was that one of them rip-away shirts u was wearn on the pic..Hmmm? thought i saw some velcro..No? okay just chekn..LOL

SNICKA *DEAD* sorry..LOL omfg! I know they was lookn @ u like u was damn nuts! lol I can't even look @ a snicker now..sighhhhh and it use to be my fav.

Happy FRIDAY MUTHAFVCKAS!!! SORRY ATLeyeCANDY, IM JACKIN YOU FOR UR LIST

LUSIL MAFIA P ONIONZ LOVE_MOUNDS GREY ROYAL_T BLAXICAN DIAMOND KEKO SPOON MRCBReezy JAKEY JIMMY DERACA SEXYREDD PLAIN jaylens_mommy CALI-MOMMY SEXYCOCOA MS. MARIJUANA RARESTGEM ATLeyecandy

Bishop,

Seriously, you are the ultimate "hype man"...That dude is soooooooo lucky. Seriously!!!

And MAFIA, I will shoot a nicca right between his eyes for just lookn at you sideways. You ain't know? Sheit...u betta ask somebody. lol

ATL - I don't hate - I always hype you, you know that. For some reason, I just hate that word. And I'm sure you'll use it often now...lol.

And yes Mafia, couldn't agree more...

Nowadays dudes are looking raggedy....they reach 30, they got the beer cut, receding hairline...alla dat!! Step ur game up fellas!!!

This is some bull____.You fill in the blank,They are pulling a Beyonce, remember before they actually got married it was a rumor that they were married.Hello people can someone say P.U.B.L.I.C.I.T.Y.

happy

@ ATL HOLLA AT ME AND WE'LL CHIT CHAT

@MAFIA, oh yea, and i gotta bone to pick wit u, if LUSIL don't eat it first. um jus gon call you QT cuz u be gassin a nicca up. heard bout yo azz.

ATL - now that was just rude! lol

Blaxy-boo - Hi babes!!

ENOUGH WITH THE HALOS - none of y'all bytches know how that shyt even look. *Passing out REAL Halos to the hoes* LOL

This is a interestin couple

@Bishop_Tee.........BWAAAAAAAA...DAMN U CRAZY GIRL!!!!!

@LUSIL........YOU ARE MY MOFO GIRL!

Blax!!!..what it dew ma? It's fukn FRIDAYYY!!! LOL

LULU...what? I'm just sayn' he look like a Snicka..but baby you my Cheesecake Fantasy w/ extra Blueberries, gram [EXPLETIVE], and strawberries!!! MY coldstones FAV!! don't shyt BEAT THAT!!! u betta ask somebody! I could "EAT" that all day and all night!

*winkn..and making my eyebrows jump @ LULU*

@Stacealicious, ctornes1@yahoo, include pic. thanx.

@KingT.....BBBBOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY YYY

@ATLeon08....MAN YOU ARE A COMPLETE FOOL!BWAAAAALMAO!!!!! I LUV U ATL...YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL !

BLAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Morning to everybody on Atl list!

What's good? T.G.I.F.!!

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

WHERE'S THAT HOT THANG FROM THE ATL?!?!

JAKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

@jimmy67luv..HEY MR.SMELL GOOD!! *KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE*

I'LL BE BACK LATER MY LOVLIES!

I'M OUT!

LMAO got-dayum yall talkn bout umma Pimp..naw SNICKA THE REAL PIMP!!! LOL My homie just gotta put the pic up ..and

* doing my arms like I'm a big ass eagle *

They come-a-flockn!! LOL

*sees KingT eneter w/ no pic, stops in mid Flap and whispers to MAFIA*

MAFIA...yoooo aint that the young meat w/ the nice smile? where the hell did his pic go?

See what I'm sayin? Bishop, you NEED a SHOW or summn. You need to go to HOLLYWOOD!! You are hilarious!!

Mafia - Yes, I'm that mofo!!! ALWAYS. My first e-friend...Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!

ATL - YOU ARE A MEAN MAN!!! I WANT PEACE IN MI VIDA, CHULO!!!!!!

@JIMMY, wutz good wit ya pimpin

@BLAX, get that dayum phone already

@QT, jus know that i know. oh, i jus told jakey that i think i could run sum thangs in the ham

@mafiaprincess Whats good wit ya?

@Lusil..thanks for shot out @Izjustme...I will pray for you to be protected from the chaos, i know how folks can be at funerals.

TO EVERYBODY HAPPY FLIPPIN FRIDAY...I hate my job. Anybody from the oranges in new jersey?

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

@KingT...SAID:Whats good wit ya?

YOU BABY...YOU WHAT'S GOOD

@Bishop_Tee...YES THAT'S MR.SWEET THING..

@ATL.....OH REALLY......HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

The 2 Coco birds belong together. Congrats

@LOVE_MOUNDS, i pays it no attention cuz its too many stalkers on this piece

@Izjustme...*HUGS*LUV U BABY GIRL....I GOT SO CAUGHT UP...I DIDN'T SHOUT U OUT....BUT U ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE IN MY PRAYERS.....*KISSES*

@ATLeon08...YES U DO HAVE A LOT OF STALKERS....SERIOUS TALK...HOW DO YOU DECIPHER THE NUTS FROM THE SANE ONES?

@Atleon

I'm good PlayBoi...what's shaking in the A?

@Mafia Don't start nothing..won't be nothing.lol just kidding you know it's all luv over here Ma.

LuLu

What it do?

@Grey

We runz this...Virgo's in the house!

@Blax

Heeeyy Mami!! What's good baby!?!

@Bish

How's those mounds babe?lol

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

@KingT, wut part of carolina u from?

@QT, bout time u sent it to. check ur email.

HEY JIMMY ! !

AND HAPPYYYYY FRIDAYYYYY TO YOU ! !

*still flapn run'n circles round Snicka singing*

You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic If that bitch do you dirty we'll wipe her ass out as in detergent Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart

* stops flapn when Mafia confirms that's young meat w/ the nice smile*

Oh i seeee. so Uh MAFIA u gone ge w/ shawty do-woop or what? cause u know the Bish can make a killn of that sweetness right there..

*loon at King T and lickn lips..rub'n hands together*

Yes a whole lotta moneeee..

bull [EXPLETIVE]

JIMMY! lol The mounds uh..

*lookn down @ me ti-ts and makn them squeez together*

They good..SEE..

*bending ova so Jimmy can get a good look..i'm liking till some slob starts dripn frm the corner of his mouth*

Ewww Jimmy..

@JIMMY, margaritas at about 2

@QT, its not an exact science becuz yo azz slipped thru some kinda way.

@ATLeon08 Charlotte

i agree, who cares?

@ATLeon08..LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! U KNOW WHAT?! I'MA KICK YO' OLD AZZ!

LUSIL...HANDLE MY LIGHT WORK....LMAO!!!!

I'M OUT!

I LUV Y'ALL....WILL BE IN AND OUT! GOING TO THE TOWERS WITH VAIN

WOW..IT REALLY IS TRUE..THEY DID GET MARRIED LIKE EDDIE MURPHY AND TRACY EDMONDS DID!!!!

HELLO T.G.I.F.TO ALL THE PEEPS IM COOL WIT!!!!

@anotha_ssn: NICE PIC!

*in my 'I'm So Glad Its Friday' zone*

*skipping thru the thread whistling and waving*

Hey Lusil, Mafia, Bishop, Grey, ATL...*

*skip, skip...whistle, whistle...and waving like crazy*

And Hello Jimmy, Jayne, and Blax!

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

About Story:

*stopped skipping long enough to adjust my wig*

Okay, that's waht I think about it given its source!

@ ATL

YOU GOT MAIL

*skipped over to Royal and stood in her face and just waved like a fool*

Hey Royal!!!

E! Online is reporting that a family member of Nick's (Linda Cannon) confirmed that they were married, saying Nick called them and told them. They also reported that Nick bought a new ring from Jacob the Jewler.

HAPPY F*CKIN FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!!!

HEY FAM!!! WON'T SAY ALL THE NAMES, BUT YA'LL KNOW!!!!

MAFIA ~ LMAO @ THE ALL BLACK WIT WHITE SHOES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ATL ~ LMAO @ QT

GREY ~ WHAT HAPPENED TO U LAST NIGHT????

LuLu ~ XoXo

MTO ~ WHY EVERYONE EXCEPT ME GETS THEIR AVIs APPROVED QUICK AS HELL!!!!

Story:

They are both fools if they did get married. But hey, to each its own. I hope it works out for them. Lawd knows they're gonna use each other for the lime light...

JakeyBaby!!! White shoes??? Oh lawd, I missed that.

Running back to look again....

BTW, Happy Friday!!! What it do???

*watchn V skip thru the fam like she the Blk Polly and shyt...Putn my foot out hopen' I can trip her and make that wig fall off*

Hey V..*putn foot out* Dammit! * she misses it by an inch, stops and fixes her wig again* It's friday what's good?

**slap myself for looking in a daze at the mounds on Bish** *Puffn*

@Grey

Thanx babe..same to ya! What it do Ma? How you feeling today?

@Atleon

I heard dat.

@IZJUSTME

Hello pretty lady, how you doing today?

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

HEY VAIN!!!!!!!!!

HEY JIMMY!!!! JUST GOT UR EMAIL HUN...RESPONDING RIGHT NOW!!!

Jimmy!! Hola - fancy seeing you today!! You've been missing!! Missed ya!!

And Mafia, I think ur a bit of a pedophile!!! LOL - You just love you any dude under 20!! lol - LEAVE KING T ALONE!!!!

Royal - Hi babes...Happy Friday...

Poncho - Ur welcome, sweetie..

BISHOP - I want to be in that mind of yours!! Ur crazy, lol.

Jakey HAPPY FRIDAY ..even though u aint speak to me. =-( Bet if i get ya a Special VIP pass w/ King T in the smash room u would be nicer!

Dare I forget JAKEY!! Oh hell nah!! Hi precious!! Mwah - can't wait to get me summa you!!

@THE STORY HONESTLY...I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MARIAH OR NICK TO EVEN THINK ABOUT THEM...I THINK FOLK BE TRYNA KEEP UP WITH THE JONES'...NOW EVERYONE WANNA BE JAY & BEY!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH

I am LULU lol and u know what I LIKE IT!!!

(( in my evil ..i'm takn ova the world laugh))

AaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHA aaa[SPAM]HAHA!

@KINGT, aiight, um from fayetteville. let me know when you throw a shindig

@Stacealicious, i hit u back

@Jakey

So you don't see nobody else huh?lol

How you doing Super Woman? **Gives her a hug**

@Vain

Oooh-la-la..the Onions!!lol turn slowly...now that's what I'm talking bout!!lol

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

OH BISHOP STOP IT!!!! U KNOW I LOVED-DED-ED U GIRL!!! UR SNICKA GOT ME DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND MY HEAD AIN'T WORKIN' RIGHT!!!! KING-T???? TOOK THE AVI DOWN, WOULD LOVE TO SEE THOUGH :-)

LOL at LUSILs text messages. HA!

VAIN - OH MY...I am truly sorry for not worshipping the ONION this morning!! My bad...

But ur here and now the festivities can truly commence! YES!

@ATLeon08 O yea, most def

@BISHOP OH OH OH I REMEMBER HIM NOW!!!! YES...YUM, YUM, TENDERONI!!!! YEA HOOK DAT UP..U KNOW I LOVE U GUUURLL!!!!

@JIMMY SEE U SPOKE TOO SOON!!! **STICKING MY TOUNGE OUT AT U***

What's up with this "commitment ceremony" crap. Either they married or they ain't!!!! Ain't this the same thing that Tracy Edmunds and Eddie Murphy did??? And we know how that ended up lol They need to stop all the bull, we really don't care anyway!!!!

ATL - you can't come back from death!! NOPE!!!

LOL - Actually, NO LOL!!! ROAR!!

Bishop - I have that evil laugh too that only I can hear - I always find myself looking around me...lol. I ain't crazy though...that much I know.

@VAIN NO SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD ON WHITE SHOES WHEN I CALLED HER OUT ON BEING THE ONLY ONE NOT WEARING WHITE!!!!! LMAO...WAIT TILL SHE COME BACK SO I CAN TALK ABOUT HER!!!!!!

@JIMMY . . I'M FINE AND YOU?

@JAKEY. . . I TOLD YOU GIRL I'M A DRINKERRRR!!! IF I GO OUT IT ABSOLUTELY HAS TO BE FRIDAY OR SATURDAY SOMETIMES SUNDAYS. I NEED RECUPERATING TIME. LMAO ! !

DID ATL GET YOU DRUNK AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU? ? I HEAR THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. LOL!

@Royal

Hey babez!! What's good sexy?

You know you dancing buck naked in my mind don't you.lol

@Jakey

My bad.. you know how i be.

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

@ROYALT, wutz good with ya sexy. send me a link to ur music, u know i don't be on myspace like that

@ONIONZ, u gotta a waffle iron? please fed ex that bytch.

Good Morning Everyone. ROyalt...check your my space e mail

Silly Azz Lulu!!! LOL!!!

@Jimmy...I see you watching in bounce when I skip. I'mma tell!!! LOL Whats good with you luv?

@ATL...I see you big pimpin today!

*I skipped right past Bishop's foot cause I'm not THAT blonde today*

*tricked her, she thought I was fixing my wig but I snatch it off and hit her with it*

*she grabbed it from me and tossed it up in the air*

*I jumped up to get it and tripped over her foot coming down*

Flipping Nemo!!!

this is so hard to believe,if its true then congrats.

@Lusil

I've been tied up with plenty of work...I'm off today, but on call.

@Grey

I'm good, enjoying the day so far.

@Mafia

When was the last time you heard from my buddy Illy? Do he still send you emails?

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

*stayed on the floor laughing when Jakey told me about the white shoes*

*flat on my back CTFU!!!*

White shoes, black dress, Pearly White teeth from cheesing...Okay, okay I can see how she thought she was in there.

Give her some credit for the white shoes with the midnight, blueblack, will never see thru, pitch black dress.

Where they at least heels, Mafia?

LOL

HEY YALL!! IM GETTING OFF EARLY TODAY, SO I CAN GET THIS MOVE IN MOTION.. SO EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! :) AND ILL HOLLA ON MONDAY...

------------------------------------------------

MYSPACE.COM/EXOTICLOOKINBZ

Jimmy...

Speaking of ILLY - Oh my...forgot!! He needs to come back!! I miss him!

@vain..im throwin up the middle finger...lmao!! vainity get out my face!! TGIF..HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND!!

@lusil..thanks for the kindness..(hmmmm..why she being so nice..ATL!!!!!)

@JIMMY67LUV..u so naughty hottie!!

And thats how yella got her groove back.

Walkn Ova to V to see if she will let me hold her Gold Bish Blessed V mic*

*she hesitates at first..but then I pull out a New 100% Human Hair Lace Front w/ exra baby hair in a Honey blonde, Chesnutt brown mixed color, plus Bonding Glue, and the How to Video*

*she sees it and her eyes get big, she looks frm the Mic to the Wig and I can see her thinking bout the outfit she just brought w/ the matching shoes. ((u know the one she gone fuk ova my b-day gift FOR!! But I digress))

*She pulls out the mic..and reaches out for the wig, I can see she is tryna snatch the wig and keep the mic. As she leans forward to try it I snatch it away almost making her dive head first on the floor. She gets back up and fixes her wig that is now turned to the side*

Now don’t try that shyt no mo, same TIME same TIME MEIN!! I just wanna make an announcement.

she finally gives me the mic..and I give her the lace front! She hugs it and kisses it..gives it a name (yoshi) and skips away w/ it singing*

((LA LA LA LAAAAAAL ))

(( aaahhhheeeMMMM ))

PPL It’s FUKN FRIDAY !!!!!

(( cheers!!!!!! Yyiipppeeeeeeee))

THE BISH IS HOLDING HER SECOND ANNUAL “BLK FREAK FEST” OVA IN THE FORUMS @ 1:00PM. PLEASE COME IN YA BEST BOOTY SHORTS LADIES..TOPS OPTIONAL..AND MEN WIFE BEATERS..WE NEED TO SEE SOME BODY! DRINKS, LIQ, WEED, SMASH ROOM SPECIALS, AND SKRIPPERS!!

THE BISH HAS EVERY SUPPLY TO MEET ANY DEMAND!! HOPE TO SEE U THERE!

gRRRRRRRRRR

In promotions w/ Gold V mics Entertainment,. Pimpette Productions and Music by DJ LONG-SLONG!

Jakey, VAIN....

Y'all leave my precious golden brown ray of sunshine alone!! LOL - They were flats, V, lol...LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

mto u are so late, u got the story from @people.com. & anyway it's one of nick family is talking about the marriage!!!!!!!

@ATL...LOL!!!

*looking around trying to find one...patting my pockets down*

I can't seem to find one over here. My bad...

*putting head down in shame*

Sorry!

@Royal...*taking my bow for being blessed with the bird finger* Cause I've been shooting them at you all week! LOL!!! You aren't leaving already are you? You just got here!!

@Blax...Girl!!! Have fun with that. I hate moving. CONGRATS!!!!

BLAX LATA MA!!! Have a Good weekend..and Good Luck w/ the Move! grrrrrrr

@ATL..U KNOW WHAT?? U SEXY MOF..(OH LET ME STOP)..U KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME!!! APPRECIATE THA LOVE ATLANTA HOTTIE!!

@LUSIL..IM JUST PLAYING! LOL!

Well sounds like fun..the cougar should know without legal paperwork its not official... More than likely their not making sense!

HElllllll[SPAM]...did anyone hear me

Royalt...check your my space e mail

@ATL . . .CHECK YOUR EMAIL IN A MINUTE. SOME YOUR COUSINS IN THEIR PROM OUTFITS ! !

************F U C K I N G D E A D ! ! ! *************

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!

I CAN'T F.UCKING BREATH!!!!

And give me my damn hair!!!!

N E M O!!!

@VAIN..im like u know what???u my lil sister now..cuz u got me into this mess!!! LOL!!! **kisses** u lil sexy biaaaaatch!!!

(( hears yelln))

JAYLEN SAID: HElllllll[SPAM]...did anyone hear me

*walkn ova and giving kisses*

Girl quit all that freakn yelln!! u too cute for that..*kiss on each cheek* what's good w/ ya?

AND REALLY COULDN'T BREATH WHEN LUSIL SAID THAT MAFIA HAD ON PEARLY WHITE FLATS WITH THE LONG MIDNIGHT BLACK WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE THRU DRESS!!!

@Vain

Go head and tell, that's just gone lead to me and Royal getting mad at each other...then naughty with each other. It's a win-win!lol

@Royal

What Onions?? I ain't see nothing...I'm being good today baby. *cheesin**

@Lusil

When i first came on here looking at the gossip i seen Illy on here giving one of his many haterz the biz. He had me cracking up. Dude got jokes. and him and Mafia was a good team.

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

V LMAO oooo chiillleeee

I'm sorry JM!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!

(((BLAME BISHOP))) *pointing at her*

That heifa crazy as hell!!!!

I hope they figure it out. If this is true then I hope they work something out with the non-legal paperwork.

not much bish just stopping in to say hello..

SOmetimes I gotta yell ya know...*stops yelling...gives hugs and kisses*

Huh ? V i did gove u YOSHI..LMAO

@Royal...shee-it! I'm over here killing myself cause of you!!

*looking around...*

Shhhh, you know we can't give compliments to each other on this site. Because that would be kissing your ass so damn that I then turn into you. You know how they do. Retarded looking cats pop out of nowhere and start saying that we're each other!

*looking around ducking because I saw a 'demon' flying overhead*

Aaaaaggggghhhhh!!!!

*give* Opps LOL

Jaylens..I feel u..at least u did it w/ out using them mofo caps!! arrrgghhh

@Bishop...I saw all that going down in my head too! You're GREAT with the visiuals!!! Damn fool! I saw me jumping for my damn wig...that was just wrong!! LAMO!!!

You're a freaking retard!!! LOL

@RoyalTgirl

Check yo email Ma.

@J_mommy

How you doing today Ma?

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

@j67l lol..bhahahaha..he may be rite jakey!..u cant be good..i have come to that conclusion by now..and neither can i...lmao!! just playin.. (yes i am good all the time!)

Bishop Wrote:

*she sees it and her eyes get big, she looks frm the Mic to the Wig and I can see her thinking bout the outfit she just brought w/ the matching shoes. ((u know the one she gone fuk ova my b-day gift FOR!! But I digress)) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

***DEAD***

I'm over here still cracking up!!!

*looking around for a rubber shark to throw at your ass*

Bet that'll bring back some memories for you!

**SORRY GUYS I'M MOVING IN SLOW MO 2DAY**

@GREY @GREY I FEEL YOU CAUSE ME AND THE KIDz AIN'T DOIN SH*T TODAY, MY TUMMY HURTS...I THINK I WILL NAP WHEN THEY DO...I TOLD U I'MA DAMN LUSH-PUPPI TOO..LOL!!!!

@VAIN & LuLu ~ READ MY TAG...BWAAHAHA

@PLAINE ~ DAMN...TOO BAD...DID YA'LL HAVE FUN THOUGH???

VAIN, lol, Mafia can't dress for sheeit...I mean, she's......ah forget it, lol.

Royal - I'm always nice, lol.

Jimmy - Yes, the days!! Mafia n Illy used to double date w/ me & Meat Pipe...those were the days!! lol

Bishop - I don't know what to say anymore other than, you are AWESOME!! lol

They make an akward couple to me. I'm not a big fan of Nick Cannon and he is not cute at all so I think she could do better but whatever. If that's what turns her on!

ONCE AGAIN I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE ALKA SELTZER INSTEAD OF USING THEM THE RIGHT WAY...DAMN!!!!!!

BE BACK!!!!

I needs ta get drunk w/ Jakey - seriously we would have soooo much fun!

Dyin at the tag - Mafia is so so precious!

@jimmy67luv..i just took a peek at that...u kno what??? if i were near u i would just like the rapper!!!!..(oops had a lil outburts..sorry).. u a sexxxy azz mofo!!!!! (yellin)

@plain..whas good real woman!!!

Hey Plaine

It's something about a woman in black...nice smile.

@Blax

Have fun moving into ya new spot Ma.

@Vain

Why was you jumping for yo wig? **puffn**

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

@PLAIN . . WHENEVER! YOU LET ME KNOW!

@OOPS I MEANT "LICK"

@Jakey & Lusil...ROFLMAO!!! She's gonna push the two of you down and step on your hands for talking about her!

*in my 'stolen' innocent voice...I'm sweating looking round for Bishop's azz*

@Jakey & Lusil...I'ma tell Mafia YA'LL were talking about her!

LOL

@LuLu U KNOW AT SOON AS I TOUCH DOWN IN BOSTON U HAVE TO TAKE ME STRAIT TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND I HATE DRINKIN ALONE ;-) WHAT WE GONE DRINK? I'LL LET U PICK

Jakey...she's really gonna push you down for that tag!!! LOL!!! OMG!!!!

V Said:

***DEAD***

I'm over here still cracking up!!!

*looking around for a rubber shark to throw at your ass*

Bet that'll bring back some memories for you!

-------------

*Sees the rubber shark commn @ me! run'n and tryna dodge it like I'm playn Burn Ball*

Go-on Gone! ( twistttt twisttt)) I say Go-ON NOE V!! DAMMIT QUIT PLAYN'!!

*shark hits my feet and I take off run'n full speed*

* when i make it far enuff ..i turn and give V the finga*

Yo-u I can't-stand (( outta breathe)) yo ass! That's wh-y i ( deeeepppp Breathe)) itchn Powder in the lace front!!!

* V grabs shark to throw it again*

OH SHYT!! (( Puuuuunnnneeeeeee!!))

@Royal

You know I love it Ma! You feel me on dat?

@Lusil

I know...yall were the perfect tag teams on here.

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

LAST HAHA, IWANT TO BE LAST

LMAO!

LULU i like fukn w/ V her ass is so silly..Plus i will neva be able to watch Nemo again the way i use to! lol she ruined it for me!

*HALO*

Jakey - EJ's Cask & Cream will already be in my mouth, waiting for you when you land....our lips touching will be glorious!! Can't Wait!!!

LOl

Vain - I already told Mafia you were talkn shyt! lol

@J67L..why u do that too me at work???.."sexy ass maphucker"!!!...

@jaylen..i dont have a message.

*JUMPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROUP CHICKEN SWINGING*

GET OFF MY WHITEYS!BW[SPAM]

@bish..showin my respect..and droppin my hoes off to be checked out by the bish..are they meeting grade A standards bosslady?

@Royal

My bad...it was meant for later when we at the e-spot Ma. You know you gone gonna get it later right?? It's on and popping!!lol

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

*Scrating my damn head like crazy cause the heat only makes it worse*

*got fed up with it and snatched it off*

Good thing I wrapped my hair before putting on this stocking cap!!

*pull off cap and shake real hair loose*

*threw the itchy wig at Lusil to slow her down*

Hey!!!! Where do you think you're going???

*see her running to the towers to tell Mafia*

Oh, no hell you don't!!!!

*started chasing full speed after Lusil!!*

I'm the one that's gonna tell first....Get your azz back here!!!

*stopped dead in my tracks when I saw Mafia and started talking fast*

Nuh-uh....It was LUSIL!!!!

I know MAFIA can't dress...I mean, Who said that shy? Anyway....question:

Why do ugly guys have high self-esteem. I really wished they had low ones! LOL

Also, for the ladies...and men...

What are the usual type of men/women who approach you. I don't really have a type, but I have VERY SPECIFIC types that approach me....

Do tell...

Just curious....

What's up ya'll, I'm back! Had to get some of these crazy a$$ customers in check! LMAO!! What's good though!

V *DEAD* LMAO!!! OH GWAD!! fukn dead!

RoyaT * her hoes step in front of me and do a low turn each*

*puffn*

Yeah baby girl they will do. *puffn*

Now usualy i don't allow no Mixing of The hoes round here..*puffn* But seeing as how u my number 1 right hand bytch! We can put my hoes..and ur hoes to work in the SMASH room lata and split the proceeds 80-20!...

Huh? OooooH aight fuk! 60-40 kool?

*puffn*

@ Plaine, Hey ma, I tried to go to your website that's on your myspace the other day and I couldn't pull it up. Is it down?

@VAIN..........*DEAD*

WHERE IN DA HELL YOU AND BISHOP COME UP THIS SHYT?!?!?!?LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@spoon..Im so glad we dont live in the same city!!!! ......the moral keep these twins apart..or they will stomp yo ass out!!!!! (just stomppin! stompin! stompin..a hater all in the face..just stompin!) LUVS U!

WHEN THEY GET UP SPOON THEY BE LIKE, I HAVE WINGS!!....DEAR GOD, AM I AN ANGEL.........NO YOUR A BAT!!!

Why is Mafia's Halo all bent up like day??

**PUFFN**

Why can't Lusil and Atl hook back up and Illy come back to Mafia?

**PUFFN**

AAHH..SHIZNIT!..WHY MY BOSS GOTTA CALL FOR ME TO COME IN TO WORK AND BLOW MY DAMN HIGH!?!LOL

**STILL PUFFN**

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

*PUFFING*

UMMMMMMMMM...*PONDERING* DANG IDK...*PUFFING* DAMN LUSIL...I DON'T FEEL LIKE THINKING TODAY...*POUTING*

@BISH..HEY I LIKES DAT..(LIL WAYNE VOICE.).AY I LIKE DAT...U KNOW I LIKE DAT!!!! (GIGGLES)

them some star beef grade a prime chucks rite there bish!! (lookin at my hoes up and down..at the packages and that azzes too..blahahahah!!

looking around for sexxxydaddy..maybe i can get a quicky..before i go..........

@jimmy67luv...*PUFFING* YEAH THOSE WERE THE DAYS......*HUGS AND PUFFING*

HEY ROYAL! AND SPOON!HEY PLAIN!!!!!

@Bishop....only crazy people know to mess with me the way you do. Cause I'll be crazy right back!!! LOL!!! We're both retards!!! LOL

@Mafia...told you Lusil was talking smack about you. And Jakey...*pointing at her* Don't forget about her!!!! And me and Bishop are f.ucking retards, I wish I could tell you where it comes from. It's a crazy gene!

@Lusil...about your question, seem like its always guys in their mid to late 30's. Clean cut, but have playa written all across their face! Easily spotted

BW[SPAM]AAAAAAAAAAA@ VAIN....YOU DAMN NUT!

Mafia!!!

I've noticed that only short balding men approach me, WHY????

Anyhow, PLAINE - YES, that shyt had me dying!!! Dudes hate that shyt!!

Vain - YOUZ a punk, lol....u so scary - AND you love to tattle. Tisk tisk.

I gots to get that paper, so I'm out!

Everybody have a good weekend and live it up my peeps!!

~Peace and Luv~

~One~

-------- I'm on my grind...waste my time...taste my nine

OMG im not first...wahhhhhhhh...im gonna cut my wrists because im not first...... get over it people

@mafia..hey girl come here watch this...see jimmy sitting over there..i walk up to him sit on his lap..and start grinding the package..slip my fingers in his pants whip out big boy!!!! slip him on in..and ride ride ride ride ride ride..it!!!!! ....whew...see i took tha dyck!!!! now let me go home now ...im still sleepy!!

bye jimmmy..

look at mafia..and bust out laffin!!!

BWaaahahah@Mafia's tag Mafia ~ did u see mine?????

@Lucia So does girl on girl action not count as going against the celebacy thing :-)???????

@Fam Damn I leave for a few minutes and ya'll start the Friday smoke out without me :-(

That d a m n Mariah always have people going right when she is really going left...except for what she is going to wear. I swear that Mariah is really predictable when it comes to her dressing. Anyway, I guess that explains her "Touch My Body" video with the nerdy guy. That was just a replacement for Nick Cannon because that dude is nerdy. LOL!

Lmao! we all got some freakn issues!! uhm if someone sees Snicka ask him if he comming to my party..I'ma have a madden challenge set up jus for him! grrrrr winner TAKES IT ALL OFF..uh i mean takes all..takes alll yeah. that's it..

*puffn*

HEY YALL! EVERYBODY ON THE LIST!

LUSIL SAID: I've noticed that only short balding men approach me, WHY????

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA...MAYBE THEY LIKE GLOW WORMS

*PUFFING...PONDERING THOUGHTS*

Vain,

At work it's short balding men. But on the regular, it's always dudes in their early 20s!! I had a dude last week who was 18 telling me that he wanted to take me out & get this, he said he LOVES MY SWAG (last time I checked I didn't have a swag, lol)...so I entertained him sayn, "you got a car?"...lol...he said we could take the train. Cute, huh? Anyway, it's always youngns for me!! [SPAM][SPAM]__________ VainChick Flag post

@Lusil...about your question, seem like its always guys in their mid to late 30's. Clean cut, but have playa written all across their face! Easily spotted

Hey Jakey!!!! What's goin on ma?!

What's good witcha Vain! Doin any work today???

JAKEY PLEASE SCROLL UP AND SEE MY INVITE! These are just test Blunts..No biggie aight..*puffn*

Byeeeee JIMMY!!

WAIT WHAT? OMFG!! MAFIA FUKN DEAD @ that Tag! U calln me nuts!!! *DYN* LMAO

@Lusil...why get my azz beat when it'll be a hell of a lot more funny watching it happen to you of Jakey! LOL

Whoa, whoa...wait a minute! I'm just finding out that Jakey told first...then YOU!!! I got there last!!! LOL

@LuLu African men & lately for some damn reason, young dudes..and I don't get down with dudes younger than me...of course Jizzle is my exception **batting my eyes day dreaming about Jizzle** DAMN I WANNA TAP DAT!!!!

What's up Diamond?!

Jakey - no penetration, but EVERYTHING else is fine. LOL!!! Bring ur A game, babe!!

Mafia - so short balding men love glow worms??? Ah hell nah...I'm getn a tan PRONTO, lol.

Diamante - Hi babes!

Are we really having two separate convos going on about how Mafia can't dress???? LOL

I'm emailing & posting....WE SUCK!! lol

LMAO.BWAAAAAAAAAAA@ROYAL...GIRL YOU LUV SOME JIMMY LUV, HUH?*puffing*

@jakey_natey.....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!GREAT FREAKY MINDS THINK ALIKE!

@diamond_girl...HEY CHOCOLATE!

@jimmy67luv....BYE MR.SMELL GOOD

LuLU *puffn*

I only get Zoes that approcah me for some reason..or rastas..*puffn* the rastas I don't mind..but the Haitians I HATE THEY FREAKN ACCENTS..

(( in my zoe VOICE))

UhOOOO U want to bee my loverrrr babe u need a real man..uhOoo

GTFOH! *smdh* hate that shyt!!! *PUFFN*

***slipping*** DAMN I CALLED U BY UR REAL NAME!!!!! MY BAD!!!!!

WE SUCK!!!!!!!!!

BW[SPAM]AAAAAAAAAA

HI Kandi Hi Lusil!

@ the question....older men! UGLY older men! I can't ever get the fine ones! I remember when I was like...eight months pregnant goin in the gas station and this dude WAITED outside for me to try and give me his number. Talkin' bout Mmmmhmmmm...you sho' is fine to be pregnant! ahh! get away from me you freak!

@Kandi...hey!! What's good with you? Happy Friday!!! I know your're happy to see it!

***DEAD*** LMAO @ MAFIA'S TAG!!! LOL!!!

@Bishop...are you getting these emails we're sending back and forth? It only makes this even more funny!!!! We were really racing to tell on each other!!! LOL

@Jakey....NOOOOOO! YOU just got here! Don't go!!!

Kandi, Diamond hey ladies..

*puffn*

Yall saw MY INVITE RIGHT?

@KANDI HEY BABES!!! WHAT IT DO LADY!!!! I'M GOOD...HUNG OVER AND HAPPY AS HELL ITS FRIDAY!!!!!

@Mafia what it dooooo? And what is this about you committing the ultimate faux pas with WHITE SHOES AND A BLACK DRESS???? what the hell?

I'M OUT!

BACK TO THE TOWERS!!!

*WALKING OUT SINGING TO MY BABY....

MY GLOW WORM MY GLOW WORM MY GLOW WORM MY GLOW WORM MY GLOW WORM

LOLOLOLOL @ Bishop - I wasn't sure if I should say that shyt...BUT YES, HATIANS!! They Love them some LUCIA - it's okay Jakey, lol.

In school it was, Hi Maweeya (hatian for Maria), LOL....

Awwwww man...I don't want ANYONE off the boat...and I can talk cuz I was off the boat too! LOL.

@VAIN PLEASE STOP DIPPIN' YO BLUNTS IN DAT LEAN...I AIN'T SAID NOTHING ABOUT LEAVING!!!!!

@Lusil...YES WE ARE!!! AND YES WE DO!!! LOL BIG TIME!!! I just asked Bishop if she was getting them! LOL!!!

@Diamond...Hey babe!!! What's good with you?

It wont last.

I'LL BE BACK...

@DIAMOND...BLAME THE "DRO" I WAS PUFFING AND BLAME THE PATRON...I WAS DRINKING BEFORE I GOT DRESSED!LMAO!!!!!!!

DIAMOND SAID: @Mafia what it dooooo? And what is this about you committing the ultimate faux pas with WHITE SHOES AND A BLACK DRESS???? what the hell?

BWAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! YA'LL TRIPPIN 2DAY!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

@bishop no didn't see it..

Diamond - WTF...

I feel the same way...I'll be at the store w/ my doo rag, sweat pants...looking tow-up and someone's tryna holler.

It just goes to show you, it's about if the female says YES and not that she's looking fly!

[EXPLETIVE] is [EXPLETIVE], I guess...LOL

"commitment ceremony" is that a new hollywood trend. Anna Nicole, Tracey Edmonds... is this the way of having the celebration without the responsibility?

Oh damn, Jakey didn't say that!!! LOL

*looking around to see where the voices are coming from*

We must have 'demons' in here watching and whispering to us!!!

@ MAFIA no ma'am, there's no excuse for that one!!! LOL! That's like gettin drunk and sleepin with FLAVOR FLAV! uh, NO! No drugs in the world could make me do that while still conscious! I'm really over here smdh...somebody has GOT to send me a picture of that one!

@VAin nothing babe just ignoring the ton of work I'm supposed to be doing today!

She a Reborn again singer..wit her old azz..I'd still hit though....Nick probly jus killin sum grown, older puzzy.....I would be too......LOL

@ Vain Girl, am I happy? H3ll yeah! I'm gonna have to put my Air Forces on to rn up out this b!tch when 3 o'clock gets here! Lol

@ Bish What invite. You know I'm always down for a party. Plus It's FRIDAY!!

@ Jakey I know you glad it's Friday! Well, unless u have 24 hr daycare service

@lusil I heard that!

diamond..SCROLL up U CAN'T MISS IT! HOW U BE BABES?

LULU SAID:

In school it was, Hi Maweeya (hatian for Maria), LOL....

LMFAOOO!!! OH GOD YES!! LOl and u sound just like em!!

Maweeya *DEAD* LOL UhOO LMAO

Oh, so wee're talin bout older men today?? Hmmm....I've always bee atracted to older men but not OLDER men. I'm not tryin to have him worry about when he should start buyin his HoverRound! 10 yrs older is the most I'll go.

Diamond Wrote:

@VAin nothing babe just ignoring the ton of work I'm supposed to be doing today! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I wish I could do it...but I can't!! As a matter of fact....

@Everyone...I'm going to go for a while so that I can get some more stuff done. And for real this time. NO more drawing me back it...because it's NEVER my fault.

Don't have much time before the party!!! Shyt!! Okay, I'm out!

Kandi scroll Up..U will see it..I had to bribe V w/ a itchy Lace front to use her Mic to make the announcement! LOl

@bishop kay I'll scroll again! I'm cool!

@kandiladi girl NOT the HOVERROUND! LMAO! SHutup!

@DIAMOND....BBBBBWAAAAAAAAAA..CHILE...GIVE ME THIS ONE FREE PASS,OK?LMAO!!! U COULDN'T SEE THE SHOES...I TOLD JAKEY AZZ.....AND SHE STARTED CRACKING ON A BYTCH IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PPL!LMAO!BW[SPAM]A...DAMN U JAKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO[SPAM]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BW[SPAM][SPAM]....YOU ARE MY GIRL THOUGH....BUT I'MA PHUCK U UP!

VAIN...WTF? GIRL U ON THE ROLL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*DEAD*DEAD*DEAD*BW[SPAM]AAAAAAAA

*PUFFING* WHERE'S MY PRETTY BOT DERACA?!?!?

DERACA...COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'M OUT!

LOL me too..let me go pay some Bills and I will be back..and please NOTE

THE BISH DOES NOT WORK ON CP TIME..SO 1:00PM SHARP IT IS! LOL

grrrrrrrr

@VAIN..WHERE IS MY EMAIL???...I HOPE THE STALKER DONT KNOWS ALL THE BIZ?? HOW??? SOMEONE S TALKING!

@Bishop OOOOHHHH I see it!

*dead* at bribing Vain! LOLOL!

I got the booty, are shorts optional too? Cuz you KNOW i missed the awards show and didn't even get to show off my boooody! haha! Nah j/k I'll be clothed this time!

Oh Bishop girl...

I know so many Hatians...had a best friend in high school till college that was Hatian, never told...and i was queen of the accents...Making fun of 'em all the time - she never said shyt until I heard her mom speaking CREOLE freshman year in college...I'm like, "Oh shyt" LOL

Girl, I can do a Puerto Rican accent that you would ADORe...LOL.

I can do an African accent (easy since i'm African)...

I can do a Country accent....

Girl, I am queen of impersonations...

You know what?? I'M DOPE!!! LOL....

@KANDI 24HR!!! HELL TO DA NAW!!! I HARDLY WANNA TAKE CARE OF MY OWN DAMN KIDz 24HRS A DAY!!!! LOL

@MAFIA **IN MY DAY DAY VOICE** I AIN'T LITTLE NO MO...COME ON...COME ON!!!!!! ***SLAPPS U ON UR ASS REAL HARD AND RUNS*** BET U CAN'T CATCH ME IN UR WHITE CHURCH SHOES!!!!!

@Lulizzle! So you DOPE huh? OKay, then!

this is a stunt who cares

CHECK OUT THIS, ITS SO FUNNY. The remix to Mariahs song "Touch my body"

"Re-Touch my body"

You know I’m gettin’ older And I’ve gained some weight, too In my imagination I am just 22 I’m way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too The fast food is to blame, cholesterol’s through the roof

If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me Then it’s true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here tellin’ you, what to do 'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don’t even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body Stretch me some more Take off sixty pounds Then take off ten more Retouch my body Re-size my head Clean up my skin Please tone down the red Retouch my body Lipo my thighs With your computer mouse I’m as big as a house Retouch my body Remove every curve I’m goin’ to the mall to get a soft serve

Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob Remove a chin or two and how’s about a nose job? Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park

If there's a camera up in here that’s takin’ photographs of me Then it’s true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood or else you, will get sued Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin’ like a lez I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don’t even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body Don’t wanna look tragic So call In-dustrial Light & Magic Retouch my body Make me look lean Like fat-ass Oprah on O Magazine Retouch my body Even out my [EXPLETIVE] And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits Retouch my body Blur it some more Come on and give me what I’m payin’ you for Retouch my body

I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs Make me [EXPLETIVE]’ young and sweet Get rid of my celluleet I don’t want no photo, boy I want an oil painting Retouch my body

Retouch my body Don’t cause any trouble I am in denial Don’t ya’ burst my bubble Retouch my body Just look at Madonna In real life she looks like An ancient iguana Retouch my body And if you can of course Try to make me look Like less of a horse Retouch my body I’ve no other choice I only wish you could retouch my voice Retouch my [EXPLETIVE]' body!

@RUNNING AFTER JAKEY...THEN SLIPS AND FALLS...WHITE CHURCH SHOES TO SLIPPERY*

Yes, I can imitate everyone...even on MTO - but I ain't tryna get my azz whooped! lol

This is Bishop:

*listening to Rick Ross* Yo pass me the blunt..*Puffn* Where's my Snicka?

See what I'm sayn? I'm dope....

Bishop, I'm kiddn!! Come to mama - I luvs u! LOL

diamond_girl Flag post @Lulizzle! So you DOPE huh? OKay, then!

BYE Y'ALL STOP PULLING ME BACK IN.....DAMMIT!

I'M OUT!

I'LL BE IN AND OUT LADIES

*DRC, enters laughing********* mawahhhhhhhhhhh

*sticking his tongue out****

To all my b!tches,

You b!tches at work, and I'm home chilling and [EXPLETIVE] up, if I may add.. LMAO.... About to hit the road though... You guys have a grand weekend cuz I sure will :) Man, as I scan this seeing whose on, Im realizing its alot of you b!tches.. and even more of you b!tches who show me love and to those who do.. I elove you right back *KISSES* but on the real we are making Fred azz rich ass hell... (HOLLA AT ME PLAYA!!!!!!!, are you married? will you be in HTOWN this weekend)

Anyway, Love you all......

DRC

where the party at?

@ VAIN 'OL SCHIZOPHRENIA BOOTY LOOKIN' ASS!!!!!!

DeRaCa - I got ur email babes! MWAH!!!

Jakey - I love me some D - Ummmhmmmmm! lol

THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK CUTE TOGETHER......NEXT

@MAFIA 'OL I WEAR WHITE SHOES WIT A ALL BLACK OUTFIT AND THINK I'M HONORING THE ALL WHITE DRESS CODE LOOKIN' ASS!!!!!

You are a selective textor - U SUCK! lol

Ain't no damn party! Roar.

ATLeon08 Flag post where the party at?

@ DRC heeeeyyyy boy! Have fun in the H this weekend! Youre a mess tryna holler at fred!

@DRC 'OL I WANNA TEMPT BITCHES BY SENDING THEM MY FINE ASS PICS KNOWING GOOD AND DAMN WELL I DON'T WANT THEM LOOKIN ASS!!!!

J/K I'M IN THE SH*T TALKIN MOOD...HEY BABY, HOW U DOIN...HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!

@lusil good one, good one! YOu gotta give us one more!

@jakey_natey I mean for real girl! Spread love, not hate!

@LuLu 'OL I GOT JAKEY SEARCHING FOR AIRLINE TICKETS TO BOSTON JUST TO USE HER FOR HER FIYAH HEAD LOOKIN ASS HEFFA!!!!!!

<I LIKE BEIN USED THOUGH>

@jakey_natey....*DEAD*....*DEAD*....*DEAD*....*DEAD*....*DEAD*....*DEAD*....*DEAD*....*DEAD*....*DEAD*......U KNOW U AINT GOT 'EM ALL[SPAM]!!!!!!!!!!!BW[SPAM]AAAAAAAAAAAAA

@DERACA....SHYT I AM HIDING IN YOUR SUITCASE AS U TYPE...I'M GOING TO!!!!!!DAMMIT!

JAKEY.....*GET BACK UP START CHASING JAKEY AGAIN...*CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK...BOOM! FALL AGAIN*

I'M OUT!

Ridiculous!

Nick Cannon JUST broke up with his last fiance...Selita Ebanks just months ago!! I think Nick is thirsty for attention, and wants to "get a feel" for what married life is like. It's not that he's in love with Mariah...he's more in love with the IDEA of being married just as most people are. Once he discovers that they both are busy individuals with mirror careers, and neither of them is willing to end their career for the other, their marriage will demise. While Mariah is on tour, and Nick is at home lonely, his little black book will emerge.

@DIAMOND 'OL PEACE ON EARTH ASS NUCCA!!!!!

lmao when i heard bout this..i didnt even know they were dating! she could practically be his mother..smh..we all no this isnt gonna last,and there was no pre-nup...DUMB!

Diamond...

Guess who's this:

*Crickets*....bwwwahhhahhahahahaaa aaaaaaaaaa - yup, you got it, MAFIA!!! lol - dear lord, she gonna kill me.

How about this one:

*With a southern drawl* hey baby girl just call me Snicka, I like to eat [EXPLETIVE] & do deep strokes. Who's that?? Yup, you guess it, ATL...LOL!!

And um....I'll come back with more...

LOLOLOL!

((AAAAHHHhheeeeemmmmm))

AND SO OOO THE PARTY BEGANS!!!! grrrrrrr

SEE YA IN THE FORUM!

@diamond_girl - LOL-- hey its worth a tey cuz if he got money, he can get this honey... OK, girl!!!

@mafiaprincess - come on girl, you can go.. I driving down alone...just me and mary jane!!

@jakey_natey - I hope those pics made your day!!!! *winking my eye, licking my sexy lips* xoxoxo

@jakey_natey...

OLE' MAFIA WANT TO KISS ME ALL OVER MY FOREHEAD AZZ! LMAO...........BWAAAAAAAAAAA *KISS**KISS**KISS**KISS**KISS**KISS**KISS*

@ATL ***WAIT I GOTTA THINK OF ONE***

@LuLu "*With a southern drawl* hey baby girl just call me Snicka, I like to eat [EXPLETIVE] & do deep strokes. Who's that?? Yup, you guess it, ATL...LOL!!"

BWAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO!!!

@lusil1976...*STANDING BEHIND LUSIL...WHILE SHE IMITATES ME* * NOW CHASING LUSIL*

DAMN Y'ALL GOT A BYTCH TIRED...ALL THIS DAMN RUNNING!

OOOOOHHHHHH I GET IN TROUBLE IN THE PROJECT...BISHOP KNOWS THIS.....OH WELL...LEAD THE WAY BISHOP!

@DRC OK U BETTA STOP, U KNOW I'M KNOWN FOR RAPING NI99AS, SO UNLESS U ENJOY GETTIN VIOLATED...

~BLIND FOLD *CHECK ~HAND CUFFS *CHECK ~STRAP ON *DOUBLE CHECK

***GOIN OVER TO HELP MY FRIEND UP OFF THE FLOOR*** MAFIA, COME ON GIRL WE SORRY...U JUST GOTTA WARN US NEXT TIME U CHOOSE TO SEND US PICS AND YO ASS AIN'T MATCHING, OK!!!?"????

Jakey - LOL - chill before I impersonate you next!! Ya freak, lol!!!!!!

Mafia - u'll never catchn - I been working out!! That's right...plus them shoes...them damn shoes!! U SUCK. lol

Sounds like a publicity stunt! It's probably a joke watch when the vid comes out.

*comming back in room being carried by Bruno my new male whore frm Spain*

*sits high on his shoulders*

*puffn*

So yall aint comming to the party?

* bruno lets out a grunt and i pat him twice letn him know to slide me off and down gently*

LOl Deraca..sup babes? when did u get in..?

Anywayz i just came back by to holla u know where to find the bish!

* Bruno picks me back up and sits me on one shoulder licks his lips as jakey and then proceeds to carry me out*

SHE'S PLAYED OUT! HE IS A NOBODY!

BEWARE BLACK HOLLYWOOD!!! EXPOSED ’the Secret Life of Ahke’e Anthony’, the most controversial tell-all since ‘Confession of a Video Vixen’ [link to external website removed]

SOMEBODY IS BEING PAID TO DO THIS.

MARIAH!

SOMEBODY WHO REALLY NEEDS THE HELP TO STAY IN THE GAME.

MR. NICK CANNON

OH SNAP! I HOPE THEY HAVE A LOT OF BABIES...BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE STARTED WHILE THEY WERE YOUNGER. HOW DID THEY ESCAPE?

Even though I think Mariah's a huge ditz, I ain't buying she's that stupid. Sounds like a dumb pairing to me if they're even dating never mind married. Is her new album selling as well as the last one. Cuz if it's not, there's your rationale for a publicity stunt right there. Plus homegirl has been getting a lot of bad press lately. Nick think he's funny so maybe this is his attempt to be the Black Ashton Kutcher and tryin' to punk everybody.

Actually her new album outsold the first week sales of her last album. 2nd this is bullsh!t.

By the way, this photo is a fake, they don't even have an actual picture of them together besides the one from the award show, so that's how I know this is false besides other reasons. I'm pretty sure there will be some photos of him and her from her new video but that's about it.

Publicity stunt!!! Who marries after 2 months and THEN doesn't fill out legal paperwork...ugh, whatever

who the f*&k cares

@TERIKA83

I agree. I believe it is a publicity stunt. Also, there are more pics of Da Bratt and Mariah then Nick and Mariah and all of a sudden she marries Nick Cannon??!!?!?! Especially after people started talking about her and Da Bratt dating...sounds fake to me.

Oh and remember the last couple who had a symbolic ceremony (Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds)....and where are they now?

This can't be real and if it is, they won't make it til the end of the year-GUARANTEED!!

Mariah is a nut which is why she can't keep a damn man.

I made it! Ok um this topic, I don't get it so are they married or not mto damn?

greyeyedchyck- LMAO @bitch be gone! ATLeon- Good Friday to you Blaxican- Hey lady Plain_Jayne- Hi, like the avi

Times are definitely changing. Good luck to them though

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@Bishop_Tee, I'll be there

It's so funny that MTO would "BLAST" People Magazine in this posting because PEOPLE has an EXCLUSIVE stating that there IS legal paperwork obtained by Mariah herself! (Please pick your face and pride up off the floor MTO)

His LAME ass and her OLD ass need to sit down somewhere....anyways...who cares.....NEXT!!!!

Good afternoon to my E-Fam! I have been getting my boots knocked all day that's why I am late! On topic,I do not believe this bullsh*t story NEXT!

HELLO TO ALL,

HAVE A SAFE & HAPPY WEEKEND!!!

ok MTO good for them

i am 100% pure black woman straight from Africa! African Americans are mix b@st@rds!

They're doing this for attention and everyone is feeding into it.

lemme tell yall.. if I am Nick Cannon, i wont be a the alter.. leave that chick standin

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the marriage between Mariah and Nick wasn't an official wedding, but rather commitment ceremony. The source explained to MediaTakeOut.com, "It wasn't about filing paperwork, it was about showing each other how much they loved each other. It was simple and lovely ------------------------------------------------- WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE] DOES THAT MEAN?????

Mariah's pal wasn't sure on whether the two planned on "doing the paperwork" to make their marriage legal. ------------------------------------------------- That's because their ass ain't MARRIED

Hello Everyone T.G.I.F

DAMN!! I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE THIS MTO!! IF THIS IS TRUE, NICK DOESN'T WASTE ANYTIME WHEN HE MEETS SOMEONE. IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S IN LOVE WITH BEING IN LOVE!! POOR BABY!!

Nick looks like DJ Quick's little brother. Mariah is still hot. But the men she has recently been choosing has been whack. Why did she stoop so low to get with Nick. WOW! She should have stayed with her 1st husband. He was a better look

Mariah just trying to cover up "Da Brat" rumors, we all know she didn't marry Nick Cannon he likes black women oops! Mariah is black per her daddy hahaha

I think we're being pranked...where's Ashton Kutcher?

LUCKYS: Hello and I heard that! T.G.I.F!!!

SMH@ethiopian.

Nice picture:@aspiring model

They make one wack couple...

Well, to each his/her own.

IDK, this just seems like a recipe for disaster.

Bullsh*t, no such thing as a symbolic wedding. If you don't have any papers you don't have a marriage.

Datsu7, girl you look a mess. I'm sorry, but the pouty lips and the drawn on eyebrows ain't working. Girl were you drunk when you looked in the mirror to try to get dolled up for yo pic?

Wow,I still can't believe this.

@Ethiopian, You betta stay your a$$ in Africa cause if I ever see you in America I WILL [EXPLETIVE] YOU UP!! Real talk...Dumba$$!

expletive = phuck

BRAVO!

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is this right!

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still tryin to cover up the fact that da brat is the real husband..........

What people do to get you to buy their cds. Ok Nick, when is your cd coming out?

how nick cannon square azz gettin all the pucci????

this ngga is beyond corny. he's the biggest joke in the industry. next thing u know janet jackson will be dating jermaine dupri!!!!

Who cares, I just hate it when she plays dunb.. It makes her look like a total idiots and for some strange reason associates with black women behaving like her. Cut the [EXPLETIVE] mariah.. show your smart business womean side.

To me he is childish...she needs to stick to her own age group..

Damn MTO you're such a hater... PEOPLE mag need not steal from you.... They pay for the scoop with the hard bucks they earn off those $116.07 yearly subscriptions. Why would they hit you up on news they can get from the stars themselves.... so special!

FIRST of all this picture is another one of MEDIATAKOUT.COM'S airbrushed creations!!! You can see that Mariah's picture was cut out of another photo and photoshopped into the picture with Nick Canon. Not only was she cut out the area around her was colored in black (this is just lame.) But, nothing is coming close to the photoshopped picture of Serena Williams where you all made one of her arms BIGGER than the other just so, that you could make fun of her for having muscles in her arms. I mean come on guys have some respect for women; have some respect for black women. Why, change pictures to say things that they don't say!? It makes you guys loose credibility. Also, reporting on a story first doesn't make you all a GOOD media site, accuracy is the key! So, the reason why you all are reporting before more reputable companies like People and etc is because you never take the time to check your sources you just immediately publish something. If someone emails or calls you guys and say they saw something you immediately post it online...but other magazines wouldn't do that. They would require a picture, or something. Even more lame is Mediatakeout.com has been posting "rumors" without saying the names of whom they are talking about so, people can just guess incorrectly. It's either a story or it's not it can't be both! Stick to the truth and then when you brag about the number of members you all have it will be based on reporting "real" hip hop news not rumors made up from lazy reporters who photoshop pictures and refuse to get out of a chair to make a phone call to check out their sources!

OMG = iM FiRST! LMAO [[KiDDiNG]] AND WOW, THiS STORY iS GETTiNG PLAY EVERYWHERE, SO i GUESS MTO DiD GET iT RiGHT THiS TiME. B UT UHHH...i DON'T KNOW HOW i FEEL ABOUT MARiAH AND NiCK. i CERTAiNLY HOPE THEM THE BEST iF THiS iS A TRUE STORY. EVERYONE KNOWS MTO REPUTATiON... =]

I think it might be for some video. They are just hyping it up to more than it is for publicity.

I pray these two are not playing with marriage. It is sacred, seriously. As a married woman........I suggest no one toy with marriage and the blessing/covering that God bestows upon those who are married.

Nick Cannon looks like a crackhead in that picture. wtf happened to him. THATS why i be telling people. dont get married when youre young cuz the dude you marry isnt gonna be the dude you end up wit. U gotta marry 35 and up...at leas then you kinda know what youre in for. Cuz i notice once u hit around 35, thats when u start changing lol

I see they are trying to pull a Eddie and Tracy.. You see how that panned out. no sooner had that had their "symbolic ceremony" and that whole relationship was finito. Its just a publicity stunt.. What has nick done since wild n out. He done fell off.

LMAO AT DIS ISH!

I don't think Nick can handle that. Mariah isn't going to be really happy until Binyah touches her body

If they really wanted to show their love for each other, then they would get married in a legal ceremony.

It takes a REAL commitment to get legally married and work to make it last.

When they do that then I might be interested in reading about them, but for now I will pass on this moronic behaviour.

They will be "DIVORCED" next week.

These two are LOSERS!

How come only rich people can do [EXPLETIVE] like have "Symbolic ceremonies"? Its like they married...not for real real..but for play play.

this is an interesting pair... i will just wait to see how this plays out...

dats just [EXPLETIVE] up

who cares

i'll believe it when it come sout of mariah's mouth

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL OF DESE DAM* SYMBOLIC MARRIAGES I DONT KNOW MTO I WANNA HEAR IT FROM NICK && HER MOUTH THAT THEYRE TOGETHER..WELL HE WENT PUBLIC WITH SELITA E BANKS WHY NOT WITH MARIAH??

MARIAH CAREY LOOK LIKE A CHIMPMUNK

mto u ain't the first one to talk about thier marriage, i read it on other websites!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't anybody have any official pics of them 2 together? Wuteva, they both wearin me out...add me on myspace!

its a publicity stunt to promote the new album and they most likely shot the video , not really getting married.....

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