people are fast...

Man she takin' this thang to the hilt isn't she? LOL! Give it a rest already.

And then she scratched herass

Good Morning folks.

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Great something else to look forward too... Not....

She gotta do something to stay busy....

Thank God I don't watch that damn show anyway!

@Everyone...Good morning!!!

I'd watch it for sure now.

LOL.....NOW WHAT BEY GON' DO ON DESP HOUSEWIVES? SUP MANDERSON.....WHERE U BE? SUP LORI FREEMAN...SUP DWYANE EASON AND HELENA SMITH

That would be a step down for Beyonce.

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Could do worse...

DAM YALL FAST...WHAT YALL DOIN SITTING BY THE PC WAITING FOR MTO TO UPDATE NEW INFO

so was the wedding that never was a part of her character development? is she "staying in character"??? LMAO....this story, however, **yawn**..Desperate Housewives is on its last leg....hello?

U GO BEYONCE

They need someone black on that show. Plus the Edie character is leaving the show so that leaves plenty of room for Bey to come in and take over! Go, Bey!

DAMN BEY GIVE US A BREAK.. YOU KNOW YOU CAN BARELY TALK LET ALONE ACT. GO HAVE SOME BABIES!

Hmmmm that might be a good look. I would watch it!

Morning ppl's!!!

blah

I REALLY HOPE SHE DONT GET BECUZ I LOVE THAT SHOW N ITS FINE THE WAY IT IS SHE DONT NEED TO BE ON THAT SHOW TRYNA UPSTAGE PEOPLE.

damn i think i love her now lol

JUST CHANGE THE NAME TO BEYONCETAKEOUT ALREADY! YOU GUYS ARE THE SAME ONES BITCHING ABOUT BEING TIRED OF HER, BUT CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUTPOSTING SOMETHING ABOUT HER!

Girl can sing...but why are they keep giving her acting roles!?

Damn she look good in this picture....

-B.

I'd be tuned in to watch, I love Beyonce!

hope she gets it

SO MTO, are they gonna write the baby yall claim shes having into the script?? and im STILL waiting on Jay & Beys big announcement which was slated for last week...SMH....

If she joins the cast I will definitely stop watching I am sick of seeing and hearing about her.

If she joins that show what little ratings they have left with wither away..Love her as an entertainer but her acting is atrocious.

Why does marketability trump talent? SHE CANT ACT!!!!

wut up bish

mornin everyone

@topic, um i wish mto would get off her pussa, dayum. im like really tired of seeing her face and hearing bout her. damn man.

She can not act!!! She needs to stick to singing or making babies with her "husband"!!

she looks nice in that pic

can someone tell me how to get my picture up here?

WORD CUZ I WAS JUST ON HERE LIKE A FEW MINS AGO.....AND THEY WERE SHOWIN THE OLD STORIES......NOW THEY GOT THE NEW STORIES UP AND LIKE 50 DAMN PEOPLE ALREADY POSTED SOMETHIN......YALL LIKE DRUG DEALERS ON THE 1ST WAITIN 4 THE CRACK HEADS 2 START COMIN LMAO....BUT ON 2 THE SUB I WOULD WATCH THE SHOW BEIN THAT BEY WOULD B THE ONLY BLK WOMAN ON THERE FINALLY......GET IT GIRL!!!

OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Isnt' Bitchonce supposed to take a year off? She keeps saying she is but then keep popping her 36 year old ass up.

Go away already girl. It's gotten to the point I only login to post about this chick. She really irritates me.

She will probably do a cameo or a few appearances, but I doubt that she would want to get into anything long term. It always sounds like she is reading whenever I see her "acting."

I would work her light skinned ass out...i bet i could have sayin my name...

I'm tired of seeing this bitch errwhere!

Good morning. Can someone puhleez get her outta my head. I'm all for taking advantage of advantages but dayum....can we miss you??? I mean c'mon....aren't there other struggling real actresses that need work? Or are the ratins so bad they need a big name no acting skillz person to help?

MAN FUK BEY SHE ALWAYS ON DA DAMN SCREEN

@THE TOPIC . . HONESTLY . . I'M SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT BEYONCE BUT IF TRUE . . . ONCE AGAIN . . . CONGRATS ! ! !

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE ! ! !

@JAKEY . . . . .I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ARE SO RETARDED FOR POSTING THIS LAST NIGHT BUT I ABSOLUTELY HAD TO REPOST IT. LMBAO ! ! !

Awww sh*t I'm seein all my eastside cities being called out...YEeeaaaAH!!!!! Throwing up dem E's all day!!!

~Reppin' Stone Mountain Decatur Lithonia Memorial Dr. Covington Hwy. N.& S. Hairston Panola Rd Candler Rd. Glenwood ALL OF EM!!!!! HELL YEAH NI99a EAST SIDE till I DIE NI99A!!!!!!

LOL...I had to do it!!!!

THAT EXACTLY WHY YOU ARE MY NEW E-BFF ! ! ! ! !

Sexy what's up ma?

Damn that Certified Banger shyt got me Blowed first quater this damn morn. *smdh* that shyt is crazy!

anywayz...Bish we be on today..I aint get to vibe like i wanted to w/ yall yesterday.

this thang only been married a month shes no housewife. pleeze!

Yeah Im tired of hearing about ma, but congrats anyway

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Oh brother, yall know how these fools believe anything MTO posts. I'm still waiting for her to remake Aaliyah's One In A Million like yall said MTO *blank stare*! She aint gonna be on DH!

Yeah...Ok! I'm auditioning for the part too! LMAO Sorry I forgot to inform MTO about the news...My bad!

Morning Bish, Sexxyred, and the entire MTO blogging family.

I'll believe it when I see it...

Story: I hope Bey gets on its good to see "our faces" on prime time t.v besides VH1.

Whats good e-peeps! Bish homie what it does?

gud for her

www.myspace.com/litha_b00

I love Desperate Housewives and what an added bonus that would be!! I hope she gets it!! She would fit right in with the other sexy a$$ women on there!!

Didn't see ya GREY...wassup mami?

DESPARATE HOUSEWIVES??? Damn! Even though I'm not a killer fan of Bey's acting skills, I applaud her for landing a role on that show...if its true. She's looking to improve and I can't be made at that. Regardless, best of luck to her.

hey izits grey bish

@bish i know my nigg, that shyt crazy. deraca told me last night after i talked to his crazy ass for i dunno how long. i just love him. lmao you read the thread from yesterday, lol, me and dismissed was being asses.

WISTERIA LANE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME DIVERSITY ANYWAY...SINCE THEY SCREWED THE ALFRE WOODARD STORYLINE WHICH WAS DUMB AS HELL

I'm sorry, but B needs to go on something else. Even though the show is not black it's good as hell. B's acting looks to scripted. NEXT!!!

wut up shotta. how u doin today

AND STOP BANGIN ON MY DAMN DOOR!!!!!

i said i got it man. lmao

OMG, I love Desperate Housewives, I hope she is good... That is one of my favorite shows on Sundays... I wonder who will see play, they only black family was wrote out two seasons ago...

Anyway, here is today's motivation:

A reflection of what you think The world you see is a reflection of what you think of it. The values by which you live are continually coming back to you. Your life embodies those ideas to which you give your complete and persistent attention. A life sincerely focused upon peace and happiness is a life filled with peace and happiness.

Whatever you support with your actions and thoughts, you experience in the moments and days of your life. Whether desire or fear, curiosity or obsession, your thoughts pull you steadfastly toward your reality.

You are, right now, busy becoming the person you think you will become. Today, already and always, you are living the life you most authentically expect to live.

The simple act of intentionally deciding upon a destination will point you solidly in that direction. A small adjustment in your attitude can make a major difference in your world.

Anything is possible. What actually happens in your life is an accurate reflection of how you see yourself living it.

-- Ralph Marston

and furthermore about ol bey, how the hell she gone "PLAY" a damn housewife and dont want nobody to know she married in real life. lmao

smdh

Did I forget to mention that Beyonce can not act. That's not hate, that's real....

SHE'S ABOUT TO BE A DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE ALRIGHT... TYRA MAIL

speakin of my gbff, lmao, ask what that mean in a min. lmao

no bitch, im not holdin yo purse. lmao. unless you got sum killa in it of course. lmao

heyyyy biiiitchhhh

Umm like what do yall do?! Sit and wait for them to make the post at 0930?! What does being the first commentor get??? I see yall make it a point to be #1!!! LMMFAO!!

I swear that b!tch thinks she's white!!!! I mean... really... Desperate Housewives?? Whatever...

@HTOWN - Im not crazy but dont push me.... LOL and so you say I talk to me... LMAO

Whats up fam?

I never met CB nor DO I remember her blogging, however she is a beautiful young lady. My heart goes out to her family and friends during this difficult time..

God make no mistakes..

Morning Izit, Shotta grrrrr, *winking* Grey

Sexy ..I know right that shyt was like wow. I saw a lil bit of the post,,I don't do dissmissed so i scroll right on pass her post most times. I did go over to the forum link for Certified though and left my comment..Hopefully they get an address where we can send somethn to her Fam.

I see ur tag btw..had to do mines too.

don't think it will work, look at the last black pl that was on the show, don't see them anymore.

DeRaCa hey babes..I know u know what i'm bout to say!

YEP 7 mo dayz bytch!!!! LMAO

WHO CARES??? BUT IM GLAD I NEVER GOT INTO THIS SHOW BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE TO BE SUBJECTED TO HER NON-ACTING BEHIND!! IF I DID WATCH IT...I WOULD BE WRITING ABC TO TELL THEM THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA!

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she probably will be a one time guest episode. not a full time thing. but it would be cool tho

sup dreadedbruh

@HTOWN - Im sorry, so you trying to say I talk to much.. :) what is gbff.. Heeyyyyyyyyyyy B!tch and you betta hold my purse...

@phineinphilly

JUST CUZ U DONT WATCH THE SHOW DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY HAVE LOW RATINGS. INFACT THAT SHOW IS #1 ON SUNDAY NIGHTS SO I WOULD SAY ITS A PRETTY BIG SHOW AND I LOVE IT. BEY CANT ACT AND SHE WOULD NOT DO THAT SHOW JUSTICE. SHE CAN SING AND DANCE AND S*IT BUT SHE CANT ACT AND I HOPE SHE DONT GET IT. I MEAN I LOVE HER BUT NOT ON MY FAVORITE SHOW

Cool! Maybe then I might be interested in watching that show. Because the only time I watch is when black people are on. Other than that I cant identify.

@teresamaree

GO TO ACCOUNT AND LOG IN AND I THINK ITS SOMETHING ABOUT EDITING YOUR ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINE. WELL WHEN YOU FIND IT LOOK FOR A ICON THAT SAYS UPLOAD AND THATS HOW YOU PUT THE PIC UP

Bishop_Tee - Hey baby - yeah I know... Man - 2008 has been crazy- one my peers father passed away on the 10th as well... With my aunt passing away less than two months ago it just makes you wonder.. Will this be my last time?

People dying that aint never die before.. Thats what my grandmother always use to say...

now that I think about it.. that dont make no sense..lol

Go Beyonce, that's my girl!!!

Wow yall aint talkin sh!t about shorty today??? Thats a first... suddenly she's "our B" How cute...

MAN WHAT THE? IS SHE PREGNANT, MARRIED , OR TRYING TO BE ON DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES? DO YALL BE IN THIS CHICKS PANTIE DRWAER OR WHAT?

How could she possibly accept a role on a weekly TV show if she's PREGGERS as Y'all have been reporting, MTO? Unless they write it (pregnancy) into the script? In addition to this, her acting skillz ain't up to par for a weekly TV show; she can fake it in a movie that takes only weeks to shoot; the schedule of a weekly TV show is way too grueling.

Besides, I don't think it is a good look for Bey because she is already OVEREXPOSED and I'm 'bout SICK of seeing and hearing about her. She needs to fall back, fade off the set and download her baby if she's carrying.

lOVE tHE sHOW, hOPE sHE jOINS tHE cAST oR aT lEAST aPPEARS.. bECAUSE i'LL bE wATCHING iT aNYWAY :)

OH YEAH ---------------- 7 MO DAYS B!TCH................

Sup Fam! Whats the thizzness.

@topic: I am really getting sick of hearing about this chick. Buy hey, get all that money...

Bey's networth...$655 Billion Jay's networth...$25456 Katrillion Combinded networth....RICH AS HELL

**Disclaimer** The total networth amounts are not actual and have no true value. If you are a dumbass that believes this...KICK YO SELF!

@Deraca(Lil Bro)

I love you man. Good Morning and I'm glad you're in my life. (real talk)

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Why the big question mark mto? "bey on tv"?? Ass/holes she was in Dreamgirls or did ya'll forget? Stop the nonsense already.

Ok now Sexyredd hey there lady, I was on vacation last week, I heard about that blogger CB having a car accident, I'm sad to hear she passed on. That's crazy.. damn.. aight also I've noticed mad drama on here. I was reading some of the stuff from yesterday and it seems like you are arguing with people who I thought you were cool with. Oh well alls well that ends well I guess.

Even with the pregnancy? *gasps*

LOL... I'll wait until it's reported by a reputable news source, thank you very much :-D

....no shade....

i would watch it

Sexyred im good ova here. Whats poppin wit you

Bish-Grrr i seen your B-day is comin...its goin down?

Forth black person on the show

@IZITJUSTME - How are you sis... I know don't kill me, yes I got your email and I havent replied... I know b!tch, Im sorry.. I just get so busy, you know being fast I forgets.. LMAO... But I promise you will get a reply today.. Did you look at that website? How your day going? TTYL...

Can't hurt girl ;-] do you...

Todays question:

What words can we use to replace the word B!tch...

I mean I call everyone a b!tch, I just love the word.. Is that bad?

YYYYYYYY? that bitch can't act... they should give the part to kelly.

Whats up DLBROTHER?

good morning,

am i the only one who thinks she can't act? i don't believe this. DH is a great show.

GOOD FOR HER, SHE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!

Just because she was in prior movies don't make her no damn actress so please! I'm not hating....just acknowledging she can't act!

Some of you constantly shop at the hater depot. Dont hate!

All it will take is 1 good time.

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!!! What's going on?

About story: Okay! If it's true I think she'll do good on that show...I love DH by the way. Its more her speed vs big screen. She needs to be more seasoned on tv shows then merge over. My opinion of course.

REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

REST IN PEACE CERTIFIED BANGER!!!

M.T.O- I thought she was Pregnant? Where?

@Deraca

Actually bytch or b1tch is like a term of endearment to me. It's like...it's like royalty you know? LMAO You aren't REAL until you've been called a "bytch". I love it...but we can come up with other words that are synonymous with bytch like....uh......shytt I can't think of nuthin' I like "bytch".... it's got a nice ring to it! LMLAO

GOOD MORNING ALL!

@ the topic....who cares!!!!

CERTIFIED BANGER should have been the topic! All of MTO cared about her!

I am so disheartened by the news of her passing...It really makes you put your life in perspective....

Life is the longest thing we do, yet it's so short!

WOW..... ANOTHER DESPERATE HO

What a great career move!!

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!

@TOPIC, THIS I'VE GOT TO SEE...BEY DOESN'T SPEAK WELL, SO I DON'T SEE THIS HAPPENING. IF SHE MAKES IT "GREAT" I WILL WATCH

@shottachris...GRRRRRR! I was all up on your myspace page. You have a cute son...he was cracking me up with those shades! LOL

@DRC...*giving you the loving-evil eye* Morning!

To answer your quuestion...Deraca! We can replace the word with your name. Just think, you want to call someone a bitch you simply say...

You fukking Deraca!

or...Fukk You Deraca!

or...Deraca'n azz nicca!

Or...Nicca you Deraca Made!

or...get out of here you fukkn Deraca!

Of course those are just a few examples but it's a start.

LOL...whats up babes!

@IZITJUSTME - I know what you mean, I love being called a b!tch, just as must as I love being called a Freak..

Vain, you can relate to that right? How are you my love? Did you have a good night?

@VainChick - LMGAO - OMG, you have me over here cracking up early this morning.... Don't start with me today... You are a nutcase...

`WOW I SEE A LOTTA LOVE FOR CERTIFIED BANGE ..THAT'S WHAT'S UP YALL!!! =-)

Deraca..I know right babes. *smdh* shyt is getn mad crazy out here..and then that shyt in China. WOW yo..in the words of my Grams..

"U KNOW WE LIVING IN OUR LAST DAYS DON'T'CHA?"

V..damn crazy ass..chek ur myspace. Lmao

ALL HALE DBC!!!! LOL

Really!

Beyonce=A Brand

Oh my following Britney Spears footsteps?

Shotta..Yeah mein..U needs come frm South Miami..down to Miami Gardens and chill w/ ya girl that Thursday night . Getn it in at the Club. Can't decide if i should go to th PussC house of a reg club?

sharies hey babes!

i'd watch it!

Man...you make my day!!! My night was restless DRC! Just restless...I mean you have my Tyrone!

Your lil Asian friend can only do so much so I kicked him to the curb! LOL

Real talk...my night was restless. Man trouble believe it or not. But Its cool...

@Izit & DRC...You can't wear a crown until you're called on. And lawd know's I call DRC one all the time. I think he stepped into the Fam with about two three crowns on his head. LOL

I co-sign wit MY BYTCH IZIT!!! lmao!

My grandmother, Mu Dear, is what we called her- I called her Mu.. Always told me Get it right now, because you might not get another chance.. Now get your big headed azz out of here and go wash dem damn dishes.... You got to love your MuDear...

If this is true...I'm there!!! ;-)

Sup Fam! Whats the thizzness.

@topic: I am really getting sick of hearing about this chick. Buy hey, get all that money...

Bey's networth...$655 Billion Jay's networth...$25456 Katrillion Combinded networth....RICH AS HELL

**Disclaimer** The total networth amounts are not actual and have no true value. If you are a dumbass that believes this...KICK YO SELF!

ABC WOULD BE HELLA SMART TO GET BEYONCE ON THEiR SHOW. THAT'LL UP THEiR RATiNGS AND NUMBER OF ViEWERS WOULD iNCREASE, ESPECiALLY FROM THE YOUNGER CROWD. COME ON ABC, GiVE OUR GiRL A ROLE =]

Vain- yea thats my homie! he get it from his daddy. I didnt get to go all through yours yet. hows your day though

Thanks Bish and IZIT... I so love my MTO family.. It great to me apart of the daily laughter..

@VainChick - Yeah, I think I stepped in call yall you my b!tches and yall calling me one... LOL... My you are the b!tch, vain - thats why you are my b!tch.. other than HTOWN that is...

@KEKO1720 - okay, you had a pic yesterday now its gone.. What you talkin' bout, KeKo.. How are you today?

Bish- I would...i know whatever you do its gonna be poppin! What about Iguanas or something

Dang, what in the hell did my b!tch azz write..

Yeah, I think I stepped in call yall you my b!tches and yall calling me one... LOL... My you are the b!tch, vain - thats why you are my b!tch.. other than HTOWN that is...

Correction: Yeah, I think I stepped in calling yall my b!tches and yall calling me one... LOL... but vain you are the b!tch, - thats why you are my b!tch.. other than HTOWN that is...

Did anyone here about Remi Ma. Remy's jailhouse wedding has been abruptly called off Monday after her fellow rapper and groom Papoose showed up with a handcuff key.

Shotta,..that's where I wanted to go too. Iguana's..However my sis was like she went last Thursday and it was a bunch of tiny-bippers out there! U can tell they just turned 21 and don't know how to damn act! so young they aint even got no ti-ts! *smdh* I aint w/ that shyt! maybe it was just that Thursday and not every Thursday ..we will see. It's either that or Crazy Horse

HTOWN - WHERE IS THE HELL U AT, MA?

HEY IZITJUSTME ! ! ARE YOU CALM TODAY? LOL!

HEY SEXYREDD. WHAT IT DEW ? ?

@BISHOP - - *ponding regretting this question but asking anyway*

WHAT'S UP WITH THE WINKING AT ME? ? DID I MISS SOMETHING ?

*waiting for the storyline to play out*

R.I.P. CB ! ! (LIFE IS TOO SHORT ! !)

aww, i heart B

*Lookn to sky..cause i don't wanna make eye contact*

Grey..what? i can't wink at u now? that's just a Hello wink..*now lookn at my feet* that's all ma. promise. LOL

I went to this strip club here in Dallas - and the girls there didnt do anything for me.. I love a pretty women - but these strippers were horrible.. I mean one look like she had be stabbed in the back about 16 times - then she had the nerve to be dancing with white tube socks on.. I mean WTF?

I never watch that show...so now I'll have a reason to tune in!

Deraca...I didn't like that pic...so its gone. It will take Fred another 3 wks to approve my new one. He is such a punk!

@greyeyedchyck - Hey ma, you good today?

LMAO @ DRC....You okay over there? LOL But I got you babe! And you already know you're mine!!! I luvs me some you...

*pulls out bish blessed gold VC mic*

(((I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS TO DRC. I ONLY HAD ONE CUP OF COFFEE THIS MORNING SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME...)))

*clearing throat* I love me some him I'll never love this way again I love me some you Another man will never do

I love me some him I'll never love this way again I love me some you Another man will never do

All those days and lonely nights Have all gone away I never thought the day would come When we'd more than friends You made me smile when I was down You turn my world around The way you give me love feel so right

You took the ease off my mind And put it behind You were there for all my needs So baby - stay

I love me some him I'll never love this way again I love me some you Another man will never do

@DRC . . WE CALL MY GRANDMOTHER ON MY DAD'S SIDE MU. WHEN I WAS LITTLE I DIDN'T LIKE IT, IT SOUNDED FUNNY TO ME SO I CALLED HER MS. K_____.

@KEKO1720 - I feel ya, you know it takes him two years to approve another pic.. I put my other baby daddy up..

Can anyone guess who it is?

I was going to put up a pic of me and Tyrone, but I didnt want Vain to look at us everytime she got on MTO- I do have a heart..

Yesterday you had her pregnant, how can she be negotiating a role and preparing for a baby. MTO always wants other sites to credit them, why should they when you guys are soooo unreliable.

DeRaCa SAID:

but these strippers were horrible.. I mean one look like she had be stabbed in the back about 16 times - then she had the nerve to be dancing with white tube socks on.. I mean WTF? ----------------

OH GAWD!! LMAO!! Boy don't damn start today wit ur crazy-ness!! LMFAO! Dayum 16 times! *dyn @ my desk* fuk! LOL

HEY DERACA. I'M FINE! HOW ARE YOU?

V Lmao Quit listening to that damn song!!!

All hale DBC!!!

She wasen't a great actress in Dreamgirls, so what she look like trying to be on Desperate Housewives?

Thanks VainChick for the musical selection...

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I love Desperate Housewives and Beyonce is cool, but she's just not a good fit for that show in my opinion. So please, noooooooooo!!!!

@BISHOP . . I KNOW YOU'RE LYING. BUT OKAY! WHATEVER YOU SAY! LOL!

Deraca...

LMAO @

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dammit im back. got a lil busy fo a second

@drc man you know i would talk to yo ass all day. lmao. you dont talk to much, you just like to talk, and i like to listen. lmao BITCH. LMAO

@bish girl,i know. that shyt there is crazy. i had to leave my comments too.

@keko wus up ma, how u durin today.

@msmarijuana bitch where you been. and yea thats how it is. straight up. but i ended that shyt yesterday. i hope it stays that way though. that shyt was unacceptable especially for me. so i stopped.

@shotta im chillin. just chillin

@vain wus up girly. i feel ya, me and mines was fightin ova that damn dog again, but she is for sale now. bitch ate a hole in my fukkin carpet.

B is not the best actress in the world so I am sure it will be some cameo part.

Dreamgirls I agree with Sinocent she was so wack!!!! Especially when she and Jamie had that moment when he sang, "When I first saw you, I said Oh my that's my dream" Beyonce looked at Jamie and kissed him like she was smoking crack, Very bad acting skills...

@greyeyedchyck - Ms K - For a while I thought Mu was my grandmothers real name.. My granny passed away in 92 - and I still miss her.. Her b-day is on 5/27 and she would be turning 93 yrs old.. I miss u, Mu!

@Bishop_Tee - I knew you would like that.. Im just in one of those joking fun moods today.. Life is too short.. Plus Next Tuesday is the big day b!tch, so this week is going to be off the chain..

@greyeyedchyck - I am good.. In a really good mood and Im not going to let anyone take my joy away today or for the rest of the month

@GREY - I'm really trying to be calm today but I got my e-pistol aimed and cocked just in case. LMAO but that's good lookin' out tho'...I likes that in you! LOL

@D'RAC yep, you came in DAY 1 as a BYTCH W/ATTITUDE and I just fell in love with your crazy ass. Between you and VAIN73 and then "BIG PIMPIN' BISH, I'm guaranteed to laugh my way through the day.

Man....I LOVE ALL MY BYTCHES....

LMAO @DERACA NEW BUSINESS. LMAO

Reality TV??? Hmmmm....I don't know about all of that.

Dang, HTOWN about mother fu@kin' time... you no yo azz aint working...

Grey Lmao love uuuuuuu! grrrrrrr I plead the 5th!!! yep

Sexy Lmao u and that smile on that pic. That smile like HAHA HELL! DON"T GET FUKED UP..( (in my DERACA VOICE)) BYTCH!!

B, do your thing girl! ef them haters that are "sick" of you cause they will be the same ones watching your every move and the show! lmao..milk everyone, get that paper!

Bishop, I had this cush last night called Thunder [EXPLETIVE] - man that sh!t rite der.... My chest was hurting... Bitch I called HTOWN and was like b!tch my chest hurt.... all she could do was laugh...

If you notice, all the black people that they get on role on that show they don't last long, so she want be there for long at all.

Oh, I would love to see Beyonce on Desperate Housewives!!

I dont watch D.H. so I really dont care, but it sort of bothers me that Beyonce who is really a better singer would get a role on prime time TV when there are other black actresses who are way better than her who are trained actresses and have been through all kinds of theatricals schools would be overlooked or possibly not even go for the part because a big name like Beyonce is blowing thru the auditions. I think B needs to stay in "her lane" on this one! I know Matty K. is runnin behind them Benjamins but really his daughter is a mediocre actress at best. Folks was biggin up her role in Dreamgirls. PUHLEASE she was whack as hell in that movie. Bey I only wanna see you singing and dancing sweetheart.

@VAIN...I don't know what the hell "VAIN73" is! LMAO That shyt just popped up...I don't remember typing that. Oh shytt...I'm losing it....

I know who you are...trust me and it ain't got shyt to do with 73!!!! My bad!

DRC Wrote: I was going to put up a pic of me and Tyrone, but I didnt want Vain to look at us everytime she got on MTO- I do have a heart.. ~~~~~~~~~~

ROFLMAO @ DRC!!!! Gawd you make me sick!!!! LOL!!!

I dedicated...I can't even type right I'm laughing at you...freaking fool...

The song bitch!!! the song...that was for you!

LOL!!!

DeRaCa LMAO..that's that GOOD baby boy! U got them youngn' lungs! they can't hang! LOL Small puffs like..uh ..like

*formn lips in a O form*

((puf.puf)) lmao

Morning ALL!!!!!

FAM WHAT IT DO!!!!! Bishop Vain DRC Izitjust Keko R.I.P Certified Banger ~ U will be in our hearts and our memories

Grey ~ LOL, they was trippin last night and it kinda got lame so when I saw them talkin about "STONE MOUNTAIN" & "LITHONIA" I seriously got crunk as hell so I said F*ck it...I was about start chanting out "east side hoe..east hoe hoe" but not everybody understands that...now that I seen u post it again I think I will to...LOL

Awww sh*t I'm seein all my east side cities being called out...YEeeaaaAH!!!!! Throwing up dem E's all day!!!

~Reppin' Stone Mountain Decatur Lithonia Memorial Dr. Covington Hwy. N.& S. Hairston Panola Rd Candler Rd. Glenwood ALL OF EM!!!!! HELL YEAH NI99a EAST SIDE till I DIE NI99A!!!!!!

LOL...I had to do it!!!!

HAHAHAHA...OK THATS THE LAST TIME, BUT NOW OUR SH*T IS REPPIN HARD ON MTO!!!!!

~HOW IS EVERYONE DOIN TODAY!!!!???

@DRC DAAAAAAMN Ni99a..let me hit some of dat THUNDER man...I needs dat!!!!

@D'RAC....How do you get to USUCK LN? I

mapquested it and it ain't comin' up? I'm

comin' for a visit. I even like the zip code

dammit! LMABAO!!!!!!!!

no bitch you said YOU COULDNT FEEL YOUR CHEST. lmao. not hurt. you couldnt feel the muthafukka. lmao, and bitch im is workin. lmao. usin the hell out the mute button lmao

@bish hell yea. FAT MY ASS. lmao. i got 12 mo days til my B DAY. yayyyyyyyyyy

I love Desperate Housewives, maybe they will cast her because It's not a Black person that lives on Wistoria Lane.

@VainChick - Im sorry at least I didnt. I didnt want to put you through anymore emotional distress than I have too.. You know I love you - if it make you feel better - you can put a pic up with you and Sai Ko Wa.... hey, thanks for the song, I made you my #1 client after that performance...

Bishop, man that [EXPLETIVE] right der.. my dude tried to warn me, but I took the whole b!unt to the head, and I was outta there buddy...

mornin jakey

almost birthday time!!!!!!! counting down aint you

Ummm wait a minute I thought this post was about Bey, now it's starting to look like the Lesbian connection room. How yall doin??!! : )

kekoooooooooo where you go girly

vain, he got yo ass. lmao.

@HTOWN - Yeah b!tch that right.. I couldn't feel my chest - b!tch so [EXPLETIVE] up, I can't even remember what I said.. but yeah I couldnt feel my chest...

jakey_natey - Hey baby, how are you today... East Side....

Yall, I know this subject is so unreal to us.. but does anyone know the details surrounding CB's accident...

Sexy..Damn ma u too! all these May babies!

Hey JAKEY...yall needa plan a trip to Miami real talk. Show yall how Bish do her thang..have yall not wantn to damn leave.

All ya'll are starting my day off just horrible!!!

HORRIBLE I TELL YOU!!! Because I'm laughing at ya'll so hard...I'm trying to get to work. But I can't find my breaking point...ya'll suck!!!

See...shyt like this right her:

@vain wus up girly. i feel ya, me and mines was fightin ova that damn dog again, but she is for sale now. bitch ate a hole in my fukkin carpet. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I had a puppy for ONE WEEK...woke up Saturday Morning before leaving for Tampa to find my phone charger in 3...count'em up...3 pieces on the floor. I sat my baby down and told her that this wasn't going to work out (plus I had been cleaning spots all week...hell naw)

so I told her it wasn't going to work out and convienced her that the Shelter would find a better home. We dropped her lil ass off hit the road and the puppy's name haven't been mentioned since! LOL!!! $15.00 for my phone cord...please. Only one true BITCH in my house!!!

@Izit...I'm with you. You're a blonde too...got it! *winking* LOL

Bishop...check email! Or maybe I'm late saying that...

WHY ALL THE HATE? I MEAN CAN SHE HAVE A JOB? I MEAN, BEE IS RARELY EVEN SEEN UNLESS IT IS ON THE GOSSIP SITES. U EMBRACE KEISHA AND FRANKIE, BUT TURN YOUR NOSE UP TO BEE!

SO GHETTO!

DERACA lmao @ U and Sexy! When my man give me some shyt he say a #. cause one time that shyt was so strong my azz couphed up a lil bit of blood. Just frm coughng so damn hard.

so on a scale 1-5 he will give me a #. Be like..

"Bae try this shyt..it's a 2..or a if it's a 5 he be like small puffs bae. LMAO I started smoking on my 23rd b-day. Only been three years.

I love that woman, lol

@Sexy...he always does!!!

*sucking my teef (ghetto version)*

He makes me sick...but I love him!

ROFLMAO @ Sexy and DRC!!! LOL!!!

He couldn't FEEL his chest girl??? LMAO!!! LOL!!! Damn I would have loved to see that!!! Sounds like me the first time I ever tried it. And they gave me a gun...like I knew what to do.

I did after they blew it...I hit the f'ing floor praying for a quick death! LOL I'm talking tears and all!! Spit...you name it! LOL at the memories

SMH @ MTO's weird, unnatural obsession with all things Bey. Just aint right.

Anyway...morning all!!

Good Afternoon Everyone..you know who you are..it will take me forever to scroll up to see who's here.

On topic...I really don't give a damn!!

V..yep late! LOL but it's all good. *smdh* I can not believe u girl! wow! go-on and chk ur mail..act like u know.

HEY is it just me or is this damn day goin' slow as fuk??!!!

I FORGOT WHO SAID IT BUT WHO THE FU*K SAID BE WAS ACTUALLY PREGNANT? MTO? COME ON CAN U BE THAT NIEVE? BEYONCE HAS NEVER EVEN GIVEN A STATEMENT LET ALONE SAID SHE WAS PREGNANT. I SAY WORK, TOUR, PROMOTE, DANCE, SING,ACT. SHE DON'T COME ON YOUR JOB AND TELL U TO QUIT!

I LOVE THAT SHE DOES IT BIG AND STIRS ALL THE INSECURE HATIN AS* BI*CHES UP! LMAO! TOO FUNNY!

@drc bitch yes you was. it took you 25 damn minutes to figure out you had already loaded that damn trina cd to your laptop. lmao. tryin to get me to troubleshoot yo damn pc problems. bitch i wasnt at work. lmao. i lubb you though. lmao

@bish, hell yea biatch. on the 25th

@vain bitch if i tell you, this lil hoe here man. she got a big wire cage wit a lil plastic tray at the bottom for easy cleaning right. tell me y baby gets home, calls me talkin bout she dun shytted on the carpet kuz she slid the tray out. so im like ima whoop her ass. then he call right back talkin bout babe, this bitch has eaten a fukkin square outta yo carpet. and thats after she played in the shyt, prancing in it and rubbin it in the carpet. girl if i tell you i beat that lil bitch wit a belt!!!!! like a lil kid. lmao. and he say fukk her, she gotta go. bitch she is goin on craiglist TODAY. she has just been gettin worse and worse.she dont fukkin listen, she chew on shyt. and she likes playin in her shyt for sum strange reason. she outta there though. lmao i took her name away too. FOXXY my ass. her name is dog until she out my house. lmao

lmao at jaylens. heyyy girl.

@BISHOP...IT'S NOT U THE DAY IS MOVING LIKE A SNAIL....

Lovely... you funny. But very true. She can't act. Glad I don't have a desire to watch that show.

lol@vain bitch i know the feeling. lmao. i first smoked out a bong wit dese white boys from cali. girl they made sum kind of trash can bong wit a lil trash can, some foil, a half of a gallon milk jug, the top half, and some water. bitch if i tell you i fukkin almost died. lmao. they say, yea, thats it. you smokin now!!!!! lmao. all kinda shyt snot bubbles, my chest felt like it was gonna cave the fukk in. lmao, best killa i eva smoked though. lmao

This is a good look for her, i really don't watch the show anyway but maybe i'll start. Im sure alot of black folks dont watch the show anyway, maybe having her on the show will bring more viewers

@ LOVELY:

U SHOULD NOT HAVE ANSWERED IF IT DID NOT PERTAIN TO U! WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE ELSE DABBLES IN OTHER GENRE' BUT WHEN BEE DOES IT, IT IS WORLD WAR 3! ALICIA, KEYSHIA, BRITNEY SPEARS, JENN HUDSON, THE LIST GOES ON....

SHE IS AT THE TOP OF HER GAME AND SHOULD WORK UNTIL SHE DROPS!

sharies THANK U MA!!! Cause i know it's not my ass only! I'm neva on Mto like this ..this dmn early! bytch got on @ like ..sheetttt when the old main link was still up! *smdh* I hate Tuesdays! fuk! Lol u good ma?

Sexy oh yeah! But u aint a Taurus. I forget what sighn starts after rhe 20th. oh WHAT KINDA DOG U GOT by the way? I been lookn for a Pomeranian or anotha small dog.

He betta get my dog for my b-day or it's ON!

@The Topic One of my favorite shows with my favorite singer...LOVE IT!!!!!!!

@DRC If none of us know u can prolly go over to the forums and ask her friends about that!!! @Redd Hell yeah I'm ready...don't know what I'm gona do yet, but I'm ready...got a cute little avi coming up to rep us Geminis again!!!! @Jaylens Hey Girlfriend, thanx for coming over and letting us know about CB last night!!! @Bish I'm getting puled back and forth some ppl say ATL and some ppl say MIA...what to do what to do!!!???

It would be exciting. I like Beyonce!!!

lilkiwi

HOWARD THE DUCK!!! OMFG! Throw back! That use to be my shyt!

I hope that those racists give her a positive role and not one where one child is mentally delayed and the other a murderer.

MTO you need to be careful printing ads where someone is being accused of child molestation. You need employees with degrees working for you. They would know better.

hey sharies, i aint even see yo ass. lmao.

bish this day is slowly but surely goin by

Sexyreddd..you know I love you but never and I mean never beat a dog...OMG...that just broke my heart reding that...poor dog...I love animals so much. They can't help it..you have to use positive reinforcements.

@BISHOP...GIRL WHO YOU TELLIN. U NEED TO GO AHEAD AND HAVE AN E-PARTY WHILE THESE DAMN AGENTS ARE OUT. WHEN THERE IN I HAVE MORE WORK THAN THE LAW ALLOWS...THEY PROBALY LIKE IT THO!!!

JAKEY...I mean GA is cool. I styed there for a few years. Brunswick and Savanah..neva been to ATL. ..Miami though..Uh I would have to say there is so much shyt to do here. Literally every damn day! Not just talkn clubs only either. It's on you though, I have an Open invite for Vain,You,Snicka,and KEKO. Yall just holla @ i can help work out the kinks.

If I hear about this damn girl one more time i'm gonna f-u-c-k-i-n lose it!!!!!!!!!

@VOODOOLADY:Cute avitar @HONEYBUN: Nice pic

@bish shiddd that lil bitch i had as my avi a couple weeks back. she a rednose tiger striped pit. somebody gone buy her lil ass. she gots to go. next it will be somethin like my shoes or sumthin. i dont fukk around. lol and after the 21 come the GEMINIS LMAO

*LMAO* I'm feeling her on this:

I had a puppy for ONE WEEK...woke up Saturday Morning before leaving for Tampa to find my phone charger in 3...count'em up...3 pieces on the floor. I sat my baby down and told her that this wasn't going to work out (plus I had been cleaning spots all week...hell naw)

so I told her it wasn't going to work out and convienced her that the Shelter would find a better home. We dropped her lil ass off hit the road and the puppy's name haven't been mentioned since! LOL!!! $15.00 for my phone cord...please. Only one true BITCH in my house!!!

__

I did the same thing with my bf's puppy. After I cleaned up SHYT and piss for DAYS I couldn't take him no more. I threw her ass in the microwave and pressed the popcorn button lmao, joke.. I can't deal with no damn puppies..she had to go..

Bish- U sellin our city ova there! yea takem 2 Overtown ,lil haiti..lol But to me there is no other city like dade for real. But your birthday is on a tuesday what about the improv? CrazyHorse...i wanna go

AWWWWWW SEXY Y U SHOULDN'T GIT RID OF HER....

**STOMPIN MY FEET @ SEXY**

lol @jaylens

girl please. she has had all the positive reinforcements she can get. but if you woulda seen my carpet, a perfect 3x3 inch lil square that she ate, and i mean ate, all the way to the part thats extremely hard, like to the concrete or whatever is under there, you would feel me. lol. and when i say beat, thats just a word. but she got a nice few taps though. if i actually beat her, she would be outta there. lol.

but it killed me to have to put a for sale sign on her, but my house says differently. she is a devil dog. really. she is. she may be cute, but she is not my kinda dog.

@Sexyredd, I know what you mean. I'm just gonna let you know like this, there is way too much damn dramn on here, like for real I have a life outside of MTO and deal with real life drama and shyt I don't have time to be carrying on like that on a fukking blog. Some people are just pathetic on the real

JakeyBaby!!!! What's good girl???

JM...Hey babes!! Hows our e-nephew?

*reminding myself to make sure Royal is still up for the snatch and grab. I just want my weekends* LOL

@Sexy....ROFLMAO!!!! LOL!!! OMG!!! Your dog was way worst...she would NOT have made it an entire week. You can bet that!!! LOL

I had a dog that I had to put to sleep and it broke my heart..I was in deep depression for a while. He was a pit/lab mix and ate everything..doors..we had to replace it twice...walls..carpet..most of my shoes, bra's, underwear, clothes, phones...whatever he can get and I loved him dearly. I have 2 now..one of them(my baby) ate everything too...he ate my underwear, husband's boxers, shoes..ect.. one day we came home and all of my son's clothes from the hamper were all over the floor..he ate a few onsies and bibs...we yelled at him but would never hit..that's bad. If you want a dog you should expect certain things to come with it..dogs will be dogs..eventually they will grow out of it.

@sharies, y you think me and baby was goin at it yesterday. lol.i dont wanna, but she gettin outta control. she wont listen, we dont even whoop her or nuthin. we tried the paper thing, she continuously shyts in her cage after she been outside for forever, but thats not the bad part. she PLAYS IN IT and will even eat it. ive done all the research on what to feed her so she wont do it, bought all kinda shyt to keep her from biting on stuff, she gets all the love in the world, but she dont listen and is not gonna. we been goin thru this fo 4 months. that was the straw that broke the camels back yesterday.

not to mention 4 of my husband's very expensive bluetooth's but you gotta handle it the right way..animal's can't defend themselves...and if they bite you you'll say they're bad...IDK.

@C

I agree. She's not going to be on that show.

sexxy redd i had no idea you were a dog lover.

@jaylens, girl, that doesnt work. it doesnt. and my house is more important to me than that dog. i cannot name 2 times where she actually did something good. in four months. i dont want a dog that has to stay in a cage because she dont know how to act. she has been to formal training classes, and everything. SHE GOT TO GO. it is no fun having a dog you cant do nuthin with. i know at a point they learn. but she is not learnin nuthin. NOTHING. and i dont give a damn, aint nobody tearin up nothin in my house but me. and that aint gone happen so she outta there. im just gonna get another one.

Okay Cornbread!!! I don't even play that shyt. My nerves bad just thinking about her. She was cute as hell...the cutest damn puppy...but just like men, cute don't mean SHYT!!! She had to go!

@Sharies...damn boo! Didn't see you. What's good with you?

@Shot...I'm good. About to dive head first into some work in a few. But yeah, I was all up and thru your page.

@Bish...I still haven't received the hair email. My computer is probably doing a triple check on it...LOL

@Sexyredd, Oh and just for the record I'm not talking about anyone in particular, I'm just talking about myself.

Sexyredd..girl my dog..ate other's dog's sh!t for a couple of months..now he will not go near another dog's sh!t. He used his wee wee pad for over a yr and would continually miss and get the floor and we had to clean it up at least 2x a dat... but we finally got him off of it now..some things take time..some longer than others ya know.

Well at least you're putting her up for sale so a family can have her instead of putting her in a shelter...that's good

B!tch, hold my purse. Bishopppppppppppp where in the hell is my open invite.. I like to travel...

@THE LADIES (AND DERACA) IN THE FAM . . . . .

HOW MANY OF YA'LL HAVE SEEN THAT CHRIS BROWN "TAKE YOU DOWN" VIDEO ? ? ?

I DON'T EVEN WATCH VIDEOS LIKE THAT . . . . .

BUT THAT BOY (CHRIS) AND HIS DANCERS PUT IT DOWN IN THAT VIDEO ! ! ! . . MADE ME WANT EITHER SOME OF HIS LIL' YOUNG DYCK OR GO AND CALL MY NEW DYCK AND PHUCK THE SHYT OUT OF HIM ! ! ! !

WHEWWWWW ! ! ! OKAY NOW THAT I'VE GOTTEN THAT OUT. . . . .

WHO HAS SEEN THE VIDEO AND AGREES? OR AM I JUST A HORN-DOG? OR BOTH? LMAO ! ! !

That new Trina CD is off the chain.. If you guys get it, please listen to number 5... Trina goes HARD!

LMAO @ YA'LL GIVING UP UR DAMN DOGS!!!! I HAD AND STILL HAVE THE HARDEST TIME WITH MY GERMAN SHEPHARD AND PLUS HER ASS IS AS BIG AS MOST FULL GROWN DOGS, BUT SHE'S STILL A PUPPY SO IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH A BIG ASS ADULT THATS JUST LIKE A BABY IN THE BRAIN...IT'S CRAZY, BUT I'VE GROWN SO ATTEACHED TO HER AND THE FUNNY THING I BOUGHT HER FOR THE KIDS NOW THEY DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT HER SO IT'S ALL ME NOW...LOL!!!!!

@MSMARIJUANA . . . HEY GIRL ! ! WHERE YOU BEEN ? ? SOMEWHERE HIGH AS H/E/LL AND STUCK ? ?

i feel ya jaylens, but when you try and try and try over and over and nothing works, you get fed up. and i am at that point with her. we tried that talkin shyt. IT DIDNT WORK. tried little taps wit the paper but that didnt work .tried rewarding her when she did somethin good, didnt work, even yesterday after she got a slight ass tappin she went right back to tryin to bite on shyt again. she is rebellious and dogs do at some point learn right from wrong, but she is just ridiculous.

@htown - I know.... Please dont let a high ass negro work an laptop... I was like Redd, the screen is blank.. OKAY it says... troubleshoot me b!@tch.. LOL.... It was funny- then I said, oh sh!t I forgot I already got it in my ITUNES.. LOL

@GREY I KNOW THIS DON'T MEAN SH*T COMING FROM ME, BUT IT'S NOT JUST YOU...MY 'OL MAN CALLED ME OUT THE OTHER DAY SAYING I LOOKED ALL HYPNOTIZED WHEN I WAS WATCHING IT AND LIKE YOU I DON'T WATCH VIDEOS LIKE THAT, BUT DAMMIT WHEN THAT ONE COMES ON...IT'S OVER...YEAH I'M FEELING THAT LITTLE YOUNG PIECE OF SUMTHIN SEXY...LOL!!!!!

maybe the dogs just don't like the decor of the house.

lol@grey..I feel you girl..trust me..lol

Jakeyyyyyy...good for you hon..dog's are the best...they love unconditionally.

Vain..he is doing great sweetie...getting cuter by the day..wait till you see the pic I uploaded...if fred approves it soon.

I really won't watch now!

THAT'S WHAT I HAD!!!!!

A LAB/PIT MIX!!!!! HELL NAW!!!

I WOULD HAVE PULLED ALL THE HAIR OUT OF EVERY WIG I OWN. EVERY SEWN IN/GLUED IN TRACK...EVEN THE HAIR I KEEP TUCKED UNDER STOCKIN CAPS!!!!! NO, NO, NO!!!!

Hey, I tried!

I tried!

See what I mean? all that sidelining shyt is uncalled for.

DAMN, THAT'S MY SHOW! If she gets on that show...........I will NEVER watch it again.

I mean come-on, yeah the girl is an aiight singer, good performer but a HORRIBLE actress. OMG, if there is a GOD, she will NOT be on DH.

@D'RAC...I'll hold your purse because BISHOP was way wrong for that!!!

@BISH..I'm comin' and I want hospitality (Bishop style) do I make myself clear???

@msmarijuana i feel ya, but you know what, that shyt is all a game to me. thats y i ended shyt wit spoon. the shyt becomes ridiculous at a point, even if it is all in fun or whatever, but im not worried about it and you shouldnt be either

lol@jakey girl, i cant take it. its like havin an unwanted guest in yo house. no happy times. none. its all STOP THAT FOXXY, NO FOXXY, GET AWAY FROM THAT FOXXY, FOXXY DONT DO THAT, FOXXY DONT STICK YOUR HEAD UNDER THE GATE, FOXXY DONT CHEW ON THE WOOD ON THE PATIO, FOXXY STOP TRYIN TO EAT THE CONCRETE, FOXXY DAMMIT YOU DUN KNOCKED OUT 5 OF YO TEETH AT THE BOTTOM CHEWIN ON SHYT, FOXXY NO, FOXXY THIS FOXXY THAT, i cant take that shyt EVERYDAY.

@Greyeyedchyck, Hey there, lol, I was on vacation last week. Didn't go anywhere just took some time off of work. I needed it.

@ms marijuana

what you talkin bout

@drc lmao. crazy ass boy

@vain bwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

i cried my eyes out last night because i just dont understand y she had to do that. i was that mad. i really dont want her to go, but she is just gettin worse.

JM...Okay, why you making me feel bad a bout the shelter.

*teary eyed over here*

I asked people along the way if they wanted a dog, dog food and dog treats & toys.

*crying now...*

The shelter will take care of her, right??? RIGHT?

I can't wait to see the new pic!!! And he is getting cuter and cuter by the day!!!!

*bounced back from the dog...just like that*

@Grey...we are in the same boat!!! I love me some Chris

I still love ya though sexyredd...why the hell have you not texted me in days..>HUH!!!

@sexy...I can understand what your saying...but pits are hard headed and females are worse especially red nose. Y is she eating her poop...yikes I don't know, but chewing on things the remedy for that is big ass bones from the meat market and raw hide keeps them busy and works the jaw. Oh, by the way newspaper...does not work AT ALL!!

@Sexyredd, Not really worried about it, just don't have time for it thats all. I'm glad you deaded it

GO BEYONCE GO!!! I will start watching the show again if Queen B is on it.

Haters fall back.

Okay all...

I'm gonna do some work for a while. Be back later!

@grey,

helllll yea, i seent yea seent it. lmao. i be watchin 106 just to see it lol. that lil boy got sum moves dont he. lmao.

@MSMARIJUANA . . . D/A/M/M/IT NOW I'M MAD! ! YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME WITH YOU. LOL!

THAT'S GOOOD ! ! IN 1 MORE WEEK I WILL BE SHAKING MY A/S/S IN MYRTLE BEACH ! I CAN'T WAIT ! ! !

@JAKEY . . OKAY NOW I FEEL BETTER. IT'S NOT ONLY ME!

@VAIN AND JAYLENS . . OKAY! ! !

@SEXYREDD . . YES HE DOES BUT I CAN SHOW HIM A COUPLE MORE. LOL ! !

lmao@jaylens girl i sent you sumthin yesterday. sheeeaaauuttt yoooo asss up. lmao.

@sharies. girl if i tell you she got so many toys, rawhide bones, dental sticks all kinda shyt. she just would rather eat her own shyt, and chew on everything else. i dont understand. i had a rednose gater mouth tiger striped pit named cinnamon, and when i tell you she aint do none of that shyt!!!!! i mean none of it. i think its more to do with her upbringing and her parents. the guy i bought her from said the mom ran in the street and got hit by a car, and the dad was chill. maybe she didnt get the nutrients from the mom that she shoulda gotten from her milk you know?

Someone just asked why do I like Beyonce so much??

Quick response: She's extremely talented, writes most of her own music, EXTREMELY HUMBLE and real. She's a quadruple threat. And opposed to what people say, she doesn't try to steal peoples' "shine."

You may say, "You act like Bey pays you a check to sponser her or something."

I'll just respond by saying, "You act like Haters, Inc. pays you a check to hate for no reason."

@sexyredd, Oh nothing just watching and observing thats all. So how was your mother's day? do you have children?

SHOTTA SAID: Bish- U sellin our city ova there! yea takem 2 Overtown ,lil haiti..lol But to me there is no other city like dade for real. But your birthday is on a tuesday what about the improv? CrazyHorse...i wanna go ------

Yeah Umma take they ass to Lil Haiti Brown sub..all that good shyt! Sheeetttt MIAMI aint fukn SOuth Beach like a lotta ppl think. Lmao u eva been to crazy horse? I have'nt been yet..that might be my choice. Oh and i'm partyn that Thursday night..I'm in Orlando frm Fridat till monday after that.

DERACA..LMAO! *duckn as fake fendi just misses my head* My bad babes..U know Bish love u! Bring yo ass on then!

*ducking as a thyck as file flies at me*

Izit...Dammit my bad! fuk come on. shyt i got yall! lmao

Grey!! OOoooo weeeee I don't like yellow ni99as but Uh Chris Brezzy aka Mr. Can-get-it..yeah he can get it! lmao

@GREYEYED...I'LL BE SHAKIN MY AZZ AS WELL!!

i read that when they eat they own shyt its a condition called corophalgia or sumthin like that. but this lil hoe has been to mans best friend, they like this trainin place out here in da h and while she was there, believe she did what they said, but soon as she got home, she did what she wanted to do.

@greyeyedchyck, not the bike fest? Aww suki suki now, shake that ass.

I FEEL YA...SHE'S JUST A HOT AZZ DELINQUENT...LOL! NO, BUT I UNDERSTAND...THAT COULD BE THE POINT!

WILL YOU GET ANOTHER?

OH No wonder them damn dogs aint actn right! I don't do pits..or any kinda mix w/ a pit! fuk that! them damn dogs got issues. I want a lil dog..fuk that!

good luck to her!!!!!!

I don't even watch that show.So thats great 4 me.

Thats nice but it seems like beyonce tries to do too many things at one time, 1st everybody was hearing that she married Jay Z, then pregnant now this..she needs to chill for alittle while.

sexyredd..noooooooo...I did not get a thing :-)

see ya later vain

@SHARIES . . WELL I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU THERE. LOL!

@MSMARIJUANA . . YES MA'AM. I LOVEEEEE MOTORCYCLES ! ! I WILL BE THERE AND SOOOOO SLIZZEREDDD ! ! !

@BISHOP...LMAO!!

WHERE'S LUCY ? ?

lol@ bish... I can't do little dogs...it's like cars...I love big vehicles(suv's) and I love big dogs...I will pick a big breed over a little one any day.. I have a little dog(maltese/poodle) and she is sooo damn prissy..will not even go on the grass when it's wet..and when she has to boo boo she will walk a mile down by the water to have her privacy..lol

lmao@bish

@sharies, girl yea. ima get another one. i cant deal wit dat lil bitch though. i feel like she would bite a bitch or sumthin when she got big enough. she just does what she wants.

@msmarijuana yea, i have a lil girl, she was still born at 8 months. it was good though. got a 100 bucks from my mama, got my nails and feet done courtesy of my lovely crazy ass mother in law, and my baby got me a nice set of body spray and shower gel and all that comes wit it that i wanted, and he cleaned the wholllllle house, hung up all the clothes, (we went to wash on saturday) and cooked me a nice ass dinner. so in all, yea it was great.

Sharies what? lmao it's true..

@GREY They have a story on him saying he ain't cute no mo' and I'm like they right he ain't "cute" that lil ni99a is FINE...better so if I had my chance to whip it on him it will feel like I'm with a man and not being a sex offender, LOL!!!! And he got a nice sized package too...YES YES!!!!

lmao@jaylens. no maam. thats y i dont do lil dogs. lmao. thats ridiculous. but see the dog i got now, she dont walk on the grass when its wet, she dont like walkin on wet concrete, when she uses it she dont want it on her, but then she fukkin plays and eats it. she so confused.lol

Hmmm where is LULU?

Jaylens...See and that's ok w/ me. I would rather have a prissy ass dog then a damn Devil dog tearn up my J's and my fuk me heels! Death!! do u hear me ! I don't play bout my damn shoes n shyt!

sounds like you had a great mothers day redd...glad to hear that

lmao@jakey bitch you is crazy!!!!!!! lmao. no maam.

@grey slizzered. lmao man i though we only said that shyt down here.

@GREY Bitch I'm mad at you...u didn't tell me u was goin to the bike fest...I been tryna get there, but I didn't wanna go by myself...I think thats the weekend b4 my B-Day too...Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!?????

@Sexyredd, Awww that sounds so nice, I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it. I did too, it was quiet but nice.

Oh Lord, here we go with the MTO Beyonce obsession. Funnier yet, they talk about her as if she's really "THEIR" girl. Anyhoo..........

Desperate Housewives is my show, but I really do believe Beyonce needs to stick to singing, it's what she does best.

@JAKEY . . YEA I SAW THAT POST.

YOU KNOW MTO BE ON A NI99A OR A BYTCH DYCK FOR A FEW MONTHS AND THEN THEY UGLY OR GAY ! ! WTF IS THAT ABOUT ? ?

SWEETIE MS.BEY IS EVERYWHERE DOING BIG THINGS.

Desperate Housewives???? Is that what Bey considers herself now? I hope not b/c she still has at least three more solo albums in her.

This would be the perfect role. There's a lot of DRAMA on that show so ALL THEY HAVE TO DO USE HER LIFE AS THE SCRIPT. SO INSTEAD OF COMING TO MTO WE COULD WATCH THE SHOW TO FIGURE OUT HER LIFE OF LIES & SECRETS.

I GUESS JAY DIDN'T COME THROUGH WITH THAT JOB AT THE OFFICE.

loL@REDD...girl I think my dog is confused too cause she's so damn prissy yet she lifts her leg like a boy dog to pee...always sniffing and trying to lift her leg on trees and stuff...for some odd reason it gets on my nerves..I wish she would pee like a damn girl

@BISHOP...THEM DAMN DOGS GOT ISSUE...BISHOP I GOT ISSUES IT'S CALLED LIFE...LMFBAO...U KEEP ME LAUGHING!!!

**RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM**

@JAYLENS I'VE SEEN SOME FEMALES LIFT THERE LEGS TO PEE...GUESS IT'S A DOG THING!

I DID HAVE A AMERICAN STAFFORSHIRE ONE TIME (MALE) THAT WOULD NEVER LIFT HIS LEG...I THINK HIS FAT AZZ WAS JUST LAZY...LOL!

@greyeyedchyck, Sounds very exciting! I'm scared to death of motorcycles. I'll watch and smile from afar, but thats about it. lol

lmao

@jaylens no maam. lol. i know that would urk me too. and yea i did have a good time. even though i had to work that day!lol

@msmarijuana yea, it was nice. i enjoyed it.

@bish im wit you on that one homie. lmao. bitch tore a perfect square in my carpet.and she knew what she was doin. i know the other day she escaped from her other cage, we get home from the store, i see a lil shadow prance thru the livin room, so im like wtf, baby turn the light on and this bitch dun broke out the cage, took one of the things that snap the cage shut off, and chewed that bitch til it couldnt be chewed no mo. bitch i thought she had went all in the room and fukked up sum shyt. i swear she looked at me and said ha ha bitch you cant put me in there no mo. i aint do nuthin to her. i put her outside on the patio, and that was that. now had she just have shytted and not played in it and not ate the carpet, she wouldnt be for sale. lmao

KingT said "I love that woman, lol"

Aight hubby. Don't get e-cut. LMAO!

lmao@sharies. thats lazy. lmao. i have had 4 pits in my life and never have any of them done what she has. never. im thinkin about a boxer pit mix. boxers are really calm and they listen, the pit is just for looks.

brb yall. goin to lunch

@REDD...U HAD A HELLUN...LOL!!

Ohhh no. DH is my fav show and she would just screw it up. No offense she can sing her ass off but she cant act worth a damn.

@REDD...I THINK THEY'RE SOMETIMEY. NEIGHBOR HAD A BOXER AND HAD TO GET 42 STITCHES IN HIS HAND AND WRIST...I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THAT DAY!

sharies Girlllll where i'm frm Pits must be caged! if i see a dmn pit just loose on the damn street or some shyt .I'm aiming the psitol! they attack too much down here..i know u be seeing that [EXPLETIVE] on the news. NOPE i'm good!

Sexy LMFAOOOOOO!!! *DEAD* my homie ..Lmao..say,,

i swear she looked at me and said ha ha bitch you cant put me in there no mo.

LMAO!! oh wow! That's that bullshyt right there!

About to go, I'll holla back.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

@BISH....STOP IT I SWEAR UMA LOOSE MY JOB CUZ OF YO AZZ!!!! YEAH I MESS W/THE LOOSE ONES JUST MY BABY CUZ I KNOW WHAT I GOT. HE'S A BLUE PIT SO HE'S COOL, BUT I FEEL FOR SOMEONE TO THINK THEY BREAKIN INTO THE CAMP...BETWEEN MY HUBBY & PIT UM SAFE...LOL!!!

Bishop- Ive never been to Crazyhourse but i know they had a caribe party last wk there that looked like it was poppin. Orlando! guess u dont do Memorial in Mia no more?

Vain- well did u like my page?

Keep to singing. And go brush your damn teeth.

I DON'T MESS W/THE LOOSE PITS...MY BAD

Sharies..Lmao! okay there is always the exception. and yes i feel bad for any one too that try and break in..they gone get it in a real bad way!

SHotta..LOL i hard bout that shyt! and my homeboy was like they tunred part of tha shyt into a Club..club. Umma see though..I gotta know ahead of time. Orlando is more Bizness than pleasure. I gott go this wholesale/outlet to pick up shyt for my center pieces that's all. He got homies up there..so i was like we can just chill. I needa a damn break frm the norm..

back yall

and sharies yes, she is the devils daughter. i swear. i dont know man. ima get me another one. but this one, im doin parental background checks. lmao. fo real. prolly will get a blue. they sooooo cute. lmao.

@bish, i swear bitch. i swear thats what that look said.

I did shottachris...lol.. i just had to be nosy

redd...I love pits...they're gorgeous....

FRED APPROVE MY AVATAR PLEASEEE!!!

Go ahead Bey do your thing I would love to see Bey and Jay-Z on the show. The neighbors will be like how the hell they can afford to live here. Great plot. For all those who keep talking about her breathe just note that people who use a lot of mouth wash tend to have bad breathe because it dries their mouths out. She could be brushing her teeth too hard causing her mouth to bleed or she could have a worst condition. Hell, people should be concerned if Jay isn't complaining why should you.

SO um, the Controller shows up unexpectedly this morning - after I'm nearly an hour late this morning, lol.

Needless to say, he was whipping me in the filing room. HOW RUDE!!!

How are my beautiful ladies doing? including DeRaca!! ;-)

What's the topic - I have a lot of pent of energy and I can talk about almost anything. Barck - check. Sex - check. Billy goats - check....I mean anything - let er rip!!!

On topic: I don't care. I love Beyonce's body, but not what she wears. I like her face, but not how she talks. She's the only celebrity who LOVES nappy wigs.

Damn Jalens_mom n u didnt send a request!

Bishop- Just let me know somethin: No more e-joints n e-bottles!

BISHY - muah, SexyRed, Greeneyes, Jaylens, Sharies, Vain....who else!!

I've missed you guys!!

Jaylens..lmao! U been to Crazy Horse? oh hell naw...LOL

LULU lmfao! Ur so cute and silly as hell..LOL.

DYN @ She's the only celebrity who LOVES nappy wigs.

Shotta...No prob babes..I'ma hit u up on myspace and mto as soon as I know somethn babes. Lmao no more E-Parties!

@LULU WHERE U BEEN? I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW YOU ON MY SPACE THIS MORNING....NOTHING GETS PAST ME...I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT...LOL!

LOL@BISH...NOOOOOOOOOO..lol

shottachris..no ..lol..I was not sure if you'd be like..who the hell is this..but I did with young athletic sexy with a killer smile..lol

@JAYMOMMY..WE HAVE A CRAZY HORSE HERE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE SAME, BUT WHAT YOU DOING THERE?

shottachris...SENT.

HEY LUCY ! ! ! I ASKED ABOUT YOU EARLIER.

AND I SAW YOUR POST YESTERDAY ABOUT: R-E-S-P-E-C ME ! ! I SAW THAT ! ! THE DUMB BYTCH DIDN'T EVEN SEEM TO SPELL IT RIGHT EACH TIME ! !

Stop hating half yall dont even watch that show!

Bish- So u really could be like "this shid right here ni88a!"

Jaylensmom- Naw i wouldnt do u like that! Do u at least like my page?

Sharies - Link just doesn't understand the magnitude of the beat down he will experience if he EVER phucks w/ me. lol

Greeneyes - I noticed & i love you for asking about me! ;-)

Bishop - I swear Beyonce will get a perm and it still looks nappy - WTF??? Anyhow, I love you, baby.

Yo Shotta,

What it do, boo?!

NAPPY WIGS COME IN HANDY...WHEN ROLE PLAYIN...LOL!!!

Tryna be down...

I'm repping Lithonia, Stone hill moutain, Decatur...or sum shyt like that too!!! EAST SIIIIIIIIIDE! lol

yup...I just sent you a request

luNsil...lol....how's my african princess??

Good for Beyonce. I would like to her do her thang on regular TV. You go girl!!

LULU- Grr im vibin ova here n u? Bish was right today is a slow day

them pork thighs can't act. but she still tries!!

whas poppin?

BEY ON TV? I DONT THINK SO..THEY SAYING SHE MAY BE PREGNANT....HMM?

@LULU.how are u today lu good i hope..did u get my message yesterday? if not i resent it to your message box..okay.

@sharis..whas poppin sharies?? i was trying to tell you that i liked your haircut on that pic..but i guess it didnt go thru..but thanks for the R...have a nice day!

sharies...I don't even know what crazy horse is

@LUCY . . DON'T BE FAKE REPRESENTING ! ! ! LOL ! ! !

MTO, didnt you all report that Bey was pregnant, so is she auditoning to be a pregnant housewife?

HELLO MY E FAM!!! I MISSED YALL BUT IM FINALLY HERE.

WHAT UP: JAYLEN BISH VAIN DERACA ROYAL LULU

AND ANY 1 ELSE I MISSED, ITS ALOT OF YALL DAMMIT!!!

wut up bx

heyyyy lulilu

lulilu, forward that message i sent you yesterday to bish. lmao

jaylen's you know crazy horse, but it's under a different name than when you worked there! LMAO!

why would she want to be a regular on a washed up show? no one watches that show anymore..its not hot like it used to be..plus thats a step down for her..shes doing movies, she doesnt need to bust her ass for a weekly show..they cant afford her anyway..do you know how much they would have to pay her?

jaylens check your email. i just sent you a message.

@BXDRAMA..WHAS GOOD "PRETTY" LADY? U DOING BETTER TODAY?? (:

gigi2007 Flag post why would she want to be a regular on a washed up show? no one watches that show anymore..its not hot like it used to be..plus thats a step down for her..shes doing movies, she doesnt need to bust her ass for a weekly show..they cant afford her anyway..do you know how much they would have to pay her? ====================== no i don't know how much they would pay her. do you? then shut the phuck up then.

shut up chim...lol

You don't have my e mail address

SHELLLY LMAO ! silly damn girl

Hey BX..what's good ma?

LULU lmao i know i was thikn' the same damn thang! Nappy ass wigs! grrrrrr

Hey I have a question..when u do a thread in the forum. How do u post the pic? like i do everything on photobucket right. Ok..i copy the link code and paste on mto where it says link..and then the Html code n the other box..but all i evan get is that lil azz box w/ the red x

Just asking cause i see Fred on that bull..and i'm bout to creathe a thread..

bx...hey hon...how have you been stranger

YEA ROYAL IM DOIN WAYYY BETTER, AND WTF IS UP WIT THE "PRETTY" U CALLIN ME UGLY ON THE LOW LMAO!!! I MISSED YALL!!!

@DERACA... I WAS READIN SUM OF UR COMMENTS EARLIER...U R A HOT AZZ MESS, BUT I LOVE IT

@LULU... NAPPY WEAVE LMFBAO!!! I CANT STAND BEY, I FEEL LIKE THEY R FORCE FEEDIN HER TO ME, IMMA BOUT TO THROW THE HELL UP ALREADY.

I USED TO WORK IN THE AIRPORT AND SHE HAS THE STINKIEST FUKKIN ATTITUDE EVER.

jaylen's why do you change your avi every day? oh, I know, no one was complimenting you on how beautiful it was yesterday.

chim is dead (Have some respect).

@JAYLENS... THANX FOR THE MOTHER'S DAY SHOUT OUT... HOW WAS EVERYONES MOTHER'S DAY??

@royal wassup? THANKS THAT'S ACTUALLY A PONYTAIL...I CHANGE MY HAIR TOO MUCH FOR A CUT!!

because I want to dummy..that's why. I'm uploading a pic of me and my baby on our first mother's day...so shadddduuuuppp.

You want my e mail address...what you wanna send me..lol

@BXD..LMAO!!! NOT EVEN....I JUST LIKE YOUR PIC..ITS PRETTY..GURRRRL!

HMMM... WHERES ATL TODAY??? HE SEEMS TO BE MIA. TODAY IS A SLOW DAY ISNT IT!!!

jaylen's man gave her a cake at midnight. (my momma always warned about eat late at night...causes nightmares) supposedly he was in the basement the entire evening, doing god knows what.

i think they went out to dinner and her gave her some flowers. that's it in a nutshell.

AWWW Y THANK U ROYAL, BOUT TO CHANGE IT THO, NI99AS IS STEALIN MY PICS AND WHATNOT, SHYT AINT EVEN COO.

hurry up and put up that pic so i can masturbate off your hubby's pic. does he still have a lot of vaseline on his lips? looking like neyo, with less head!

b!tch don't hate because my man gave me a wonderful mother's day gift..yeah I got a cake, 2 cards, a wonderful dinner, a huge gorgeouse bunch of flowers and a certificate for a 3 hr spa retreat...so don't hate. What did you get...some banannas and hemmoroid cream

LMFBAO @ JAYLENS!! SOME BANANAS AND HEMMOROID CREAM LMFAO!!!! IT SEEMS LIKE UR MOTHERS DAY WAS BEAUTIFUL IM VERY HAPPY FOR U.

@BXD.. I BEEN THERE TOO. ITS ALL GOOD, WHEN THEY STEAL YOUR PICS..THATS LIKE A COMPLIMENT TOO.

@SEXYMAMA84..WHERE U AT PARTY'NG LIKE THAT GIRL?

@J67LUV..HEY U..SHOUTIN U OUT!

are you going to the spa by yourself?

bronxdrama, don't worry about the pics. you advertise your myspace page, so you basically put yourself out there. Can i send you a friend request?

@JAYMOMMY...LOL @ SOME BANANAS & HEMMROID CREAM!!!

i use hemmorroid cream, but not where you think. i use it on [EXPLETIVE]. it keeps it nice and tight.

thanks bx...how was yours hon

oh yeah and my mom gave me a 2 hr retreat so I'll be soaking it up while yo azz is at your job at the motel 6 scrubbing the toilets

HELLO EVERYONE HERE!!! i cant stay just thought i'd stop and say heyyy!!!

nothing wrong with scrubbing toilets. it's an honest living.

better than scrubbing dicks with my tongue!

LULU WATS GOOD?

SHELLY I BASICALLY SEE THAT UR DIFF PPL CUZ ONLY ONE PERSON SPELLS MY NAME THAT WAY SO GO SUKK ON A FAT ONE, AND I BRAOADCAST IT CUZ ITS PRIVATE, MEANING IF I WANT U TO HAVE IT, THEN U CAN GAIN ACCESS U STUPID INBRED... U COULDA AT LEAST SPELLED MY NAME DIFF...

Motel 6. Is that where your customers would take you?

HEY SPOON... **WAVING**

I KNEW THIS DUMB WHORE WOULD START UP SOON, HOW FUKKIN LAME R U WHEN U GO ON A SITE JUST TO START TROUBLE U MUST BE REALLY LONELY EITHER THAT, OR UR FUGLY AND NO ONE GIVES U ATTENTION IN REAL LIFE

@JAYLENS... HE MADE ME DINNER, BROUGHT ME ROSES AND DID THE BUBBLE BATH THANG, CUZ IT WAS RAININ PRETTY HARD UP HERE, BUT IT WAS VERY NICE, I ENJOYED MYSELF. THANX FOR ASKIN

bronxdrama, sorry for spelling your name wrong. it's not like it's a real name anyway. i doubt that it's going to be on my final!

What's a fat one?

WHAT UP SPOON, HOW U DOIN, JUST HAD TO SHUT SEHLLY THE PHUCK UP REAL QUICK, REAL FAST, DOES ANYONE HAVE A DYKK I CAN SHOVE IN HER MOUTH, THAS THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN KEEP QUIET FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.

awww...that's sweet bx..sounds like you've got a good one.

Shellly...na bitch..only the best for me...the ritz baby..

I think Beyonce would be wonderful on Desperate Housewives.

JAKEY_MATEY AKA SHELLY CUT IT OUT BYTCH... U R REAL LAME. MY GOODNESS U JUST MAKE ME HOSTILE, LIKE I NEED TO SMACK A BYTCH REAL FAST. AND JUST SO U KNOW, A FAT ONE IS WHAT UR MOMMA USES TO BRUSH HER TEETH FUKKIN SKANK, GO ON AHEAD SUMWHERE AND GET A DAMN LIFE.

SEE U JUST FUKKIN BLEW URSELF UP U DUMB WHORE!!! THANK U FOR LOVIN ME SO MUCH THO, THE STALKIN IS NOT NEEDED THO. ADMIRE ME FROM A DISTANCE, ANYTHING ELSE IS JUST SPOOKY.

Not a big Beyonce fan in terms of her acting, so I wont be watching if she's on it... but she dishes out some phenomenal music!

JAYLENS I PHUCKED U PLENTY A TIMES, BUT NEVAH AT THE RITZ!

I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD DENTURES.

that's what I'm saying bx...this chick loves her some us...for real

wow...yuh never kno...beyonce may be able to pull it off...she looks cute in this flick..

lusil- hey from yesterday...yuh stay happy don't yuh?...that's what's up.. have an ez day...;)....

royal- yuh seem back to yur regular happy self...glad to see that....bless yuh mama...;)....

@ THE TOPIC: IF I HEAR ONE MORE THING ABOUT BEY,MARIAH,OR RIHANNA I AM GOING TO LOSE MY D@MN MIND MTO! LOL

WHATS DA D@MN DEAL EVERYONE?! HAPPY BE-LATED MOTHER'S DAY TO THE FAM THAT HAVE KIDS!

BX- Thanks baby, I try to make you MOFO's laugh..

Bish - I know you dont love me... LOL... When is the trip, I would love to come to visit.. I havent been to FL since 2006.. What part?

Htown - whatever girl..

and I am going to say it for the last time... I DON'T CARRY FAKE PURSES, MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN N

yeah you wish..my beady eyes...this belongs to my husband and only my husband..why don't you stalkers go hug a landmine

IF BEYONCE JOINS THE CAST OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES I'M NOT GOIN TO WATCH AND SHE CAN'T ACT ANYWAY

@KANDI... THANX.. DO U HAVE KIDS?? I HEARD THAT E STALKERS WERE HACKIN INTO UR MYSPACE TOO, I HAD TO CHANGE MY DAMN PIC, THAT PHUCKIN JAKEY_MATEY USIN MY AVI GOT ME CRAZY HOT RITE NOW... IF U DO HAVE KIDS I HOPE UR DAY WAS REALLY SPECIAL.

@JAYLENS... ITS THE SAME BYTCH, JAKEY_MATEY SPELLS MY NAME BRONX.... AND SOON AS SHELLY LEFT ALL OF A SUDEEN LAME AS JAKEY_MATEY CHARACTER POPS UP, THEY NEED TO STOP MAKIN IT SO OBVIOUS!!!

I would like to thank HAY-Zeus for allowing me entry into this thread!!!

Where are my peoples????

HEY LUSIL...SEND ME A MYSPACE MESSAGE... I GOTTA ASK U SUMTHIN...

@ BXDRAMA YES GIRL CB4L HAD PUT ME AND MY DAUGHTER PIC UP, BUT I DIDN'T EVEN RESPOND TOO IT, SHE TOOK IT DOWN LIKE 2 DAYS LATER. ALL THEY WANT IS ATTENTION. THAT SH!T IS FOR THE BIRDS!

U TOO JAYLENS.. HIT MY MYSPACE UP FOR A SEC...

HEY LULU!

OK OK,

Spragga - Wha gwaan baby??? I'm always happy - even while stomping Jerklink out. I'll kill him - he don't even understand what yours truly is preparing for him. *rubbing hands together* lol...how are you? I always miss you on!

BXdrama - hi babes - Did you get my e-ring yet!! I love you.

Bishop - where are you??

Vain - hola ONIONZ - donde estas tu, mi amor?

DeRaca, Jaylens, Sharies.....

Dam shouts are a workout!!

JAKEY - I miss you like I miss sex - A LOT!!!!!!! lol

Anyone else????

Please don't let me get locked out, lol.

What is up!!!

I'm back for a second...

Jakey, Bishop, Lusil, Royal & Spoon...

I went e-shopping for all of you on DRC's Credit Card. And hey...money was no object. Didn't know that it as a blackcard!!!

When you go into myspace world I created a folder that says E-Gifts 4 My Girls

Check out what I got you and let me know if I should return it and get you something else. I can't buy gifts for me and not get you anything. And don't worry bout DRC reporting us. He's actually a dead man walking. He faked his death to keep IRS away...

I'm sure he'll let me hold this card a little while longer!

LOL!!!

WELL Y THE HELL WOULD THEY DO THAT??? R THEY THAT FUKKIN BORED IN LIFE?? U DONT PUT PPLS KIDS UP, THAS NOT EVEN FUNNY, I WOULDA BEEN PISSED THE PHUCK OFF FOR REAL, BUT I WANNA CHANGE MY AVI NOW, AND I CANT, IT STAYS WIT THE SAME PIC... Y IS THAT?

@DERACA...GURL, IM TELLIN YOU, IMMA BOUT TO USE THAT STRAP ON FOR YA HUNNIE!!!! IF U WERE STRAIGHT OHH..OOHH.OOOH!!! THE THANGS I WOULD DO TO YA LOL

lusil1976 - Shoutout are work girl..... I told yall we makin Fred azz rich as hell..

Kandi - I feel like we ain't connecting because you come and go as you please! You suck! ;-)

LMAO @DERACA... THAS SO DAMN TRU LOL...

@LULU... I DIDNT GET IT AND PLEASE REQUEST ME AGAIN HUN...

ok bx..i'm about to do that...Hi yall..that just came on..I'm out for a bit...gotta clean my fridge.

LULU I WILL TELL U IN A MINUTE WHEN U HIT ME UP WHAS GOIN ON..OK LUV!!!

@SPRAGGASWIFEY: LOL!.YES I AM FEELIN PRETTY GRAND TODAY!!!...AND THATS HOW IM GONNA TRY TO REMAIN.SPRAGGS. WHERE U BEEN WE MISSED AROUND HERE!!!??

Vain,

I saw this Kooba bag I really want, do you think you can let me borrow DeRaCa's credit card???? It would help out my outfit tremendously!

DeRaCa - hi babes - if Fred must be a gazillionaire on the strength of us then! lol

@JAYLENS... GOTTA CLEAN MY MICROWAVE, BEEN RAVIOLI EXPLOSIONS ALL LAST WEEK LMAO, THAT WILL BE ALIL LATER WHEN MY SON TAKES A NAP THO.

BxDrama - whachoo talkn about? I love you but you are confusing me...

DERACA AFTER LULU'S DONE I NEED TO GO SUMEMR SHOPPIN FOR ME AND MY LIL MAN, I PROMISE I WONT LOSE THE CARD, JUST LEMME DO ME OK???!?

@BXDRAMA NORMALLY I CLOCK OUT WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT MY BABY, BUT I WAS LIKE, SH!T THIS IS THE INTERNET PLUS A B!TCH CAN'T SAY SH!T ABOUT HER CAUSE SHE'S TOP MODEL MATERIAL!

LULU I'M SORRY! I TRY TO COME AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE BUT I BEEN WITH MY BOO ALOT LATELY LOL! yOU KNOW HOW IT IS!

BX - just sent you a myspace message...

Hol' up, did you delete me as i friend. I had a whopping 33 friends, now I have 32....oh hell naw!

for those of you who are mourning Certified Banger. She too is a fake. It's in the forum.

just like me.

*Walking in backwards*

Backing that thang up... cause I got it like that.

Haaaaaay yall.

@VAIN-ITY..LOL!.oh oh WHAT U GET ME!!!!???? (IM LOOKIN ALL THRU THE BAGS ,THROWIN STUFF!!:P

@SPOON..HEY SPOONISHA!!! HAVE A BLESSED DAY!

Kandi -now the heck I don't know how it is, lol...I ain't got no boo by my side. YOu suck for reminding me of my loser status! Argh...lol.

i can't believe that young mothers are so lazy as to give their kids ravioli, instead of cooking real food?

Naw, too busy on MTO cursing out imaginary people.

BX, i just sent you a text-message. check your phone.

@BXDRAMA..LOL!! U SEE DAT.. IM LAFFING ..SHELLLY IS FUNNY TO ME!..(imaginary people) blahahahaha!

DAMNNNN MTO SUCKS TODAY!! I COULD NOT GET IN HERE FOR THE LONGEST TIME!!! Or maybe its the servers here at work...

wusup everyone!! I see its been pretty peaceful on here today!!

@LULU AWW YOU ARE WAY TOO PRETTY TO NOT HAVE THEM LINED UP WAITING FOR U!

@BLAX hEY MA! HOW YOU BEEN GIRL!

SHELLY FIRST OF ALL, I COOK BREAKFAST AND DINNER FOR MY SON LUNCH IS AN IN BETWEEN FOR ME, WHEN U HAVE UR OWN... RAISE THEM HOW U WANT TO, MY SON WAKES UP TO A HOME COOKED ME AND HAS A FULL STOMACH OF A HOME COOKED MEAL BEFORE HE LAYS HIS HEAD ON HIS PILLOW... AND MORE SO... I NEVER SAD THAT I FED IT TO MY SON, U KNOW WHAT THEY SY ABOUT ASSUMING, DONT MAKE AN ASS OUTTA URSELF U FLEA RIDDEN WHOREBAG THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUCKET OF THROW UP!!!!

Beyonce is Superwoman!

HE BLAX....LAFFIN AT UR TAGLINE, HOW U DOIN MA???

*on the phone with MasterCard ordering 5 backup cards*

@Girls...no problem at all!! Cards are on they way.

@Royal...you'll have to check it out. I got you some shoes...I have pics up on my site under E-Gifts for my girls.

Hey DramaQ!!!! Girl, I'm trying to be as smart about the myspace thing as possible. It's hidden so you may have to run your cursor over the tabs and look at the bottom of computer and see what tab you're on. Sorry about the hidden tabs

KANDI... LULU IS MINE!!!! THAS Y LOL!!! I BEAT NI99AS UP FOR MINE!!!

Hot Damn Shellly up in here!!! What's up?

Ms. Afghan...back that thing up boo!!! back it us...

*sitting in my chair at work backin it up too!*

I'm pulling a Mafia today!!! In and out In and out!!!

BlaxiBaby!!! & Kandi...girl come and rock my world. Isn't that how the song went?? No? Well, my bad!

@VAIN...TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE CUZ BISHES BE ACTIN RETARDED ON THIS SITE LIKE THEY NEED TO BE U AND SHYT, I KNOW IM THAT GREAT BUT DAYUMM, U WANNA BE ME?? NAH CAN NEVER HAPPEN FEEL ME?

@bxdrama Lol, my bad!! Ain't tryin to start no sh!t!

@bxd..LOL..assuming is really bad aint it?? i will never assume again..i learned a valuable lesson about ASSUMING. we all know ur a great mother!

Vainchick- you see what was trying to be nice, but if you order some Mastercard in my name we are going to have a problem...

NAH ITS AIGHT BABY, DONT BE SORRY JUST BE CAREFUL LMFBAO!!! IM JUST POSSESSIVE OVER MINE LOL YA DIG?

LMAO @DERACA... I KNOW IM A GREAT MOTHER BUT FUKKNUT SHELLY HAS SUM (WHAT SHE THINKS IS WITTY) SHYT TO SAY, NEVER SPEAK ON SUMONES PARENTING SKILLS U REDNECK GOAT AND CHICKEN FUKKER (SHELLY THAT IS)

Kandi - thank you babes - unfortunately I'm a loner, so no, no one is lining up, lol. But I appreciate the kind words. Do me a favor n hype me up some more - I'm a LEO and I love that shyt, LOL.

BLAXY - Yes MtO sucks today!! How are you? How's the new spot? Decorated yet??????

BXdrama - lemme know when you find out and whoever did it is DEAD!! ROAR. :-)

LMAO @ Jaylens.

You throw the reads out left and right now..and you're quick too. lol

Hey VAIN BABY!! *sad cuz u aint except my myspace friends request*

at BX..HEY MA!! U know Im staring at ..right??? lol

Hey PRETTY KANDILADY!! What u been up to girl!! I need to request u on myspace again...

BX - I don't think Kandi wants my azz, but i love you for gettin jealous!!!

YES!!!!!

Vain - u r hilarious!! But truthfully speakn, DeRaCa would whoop that azz in real life...and you know this mein! lol

Hey LULU !! I havent decorated yet!! Im such a lazy azz bytch!! Hows ur day going ?

Heyyyy Vain! Whats been good ma! I see everyone's tagline about certified banger, lol. I didn't know she was a fake! Who exposed her, if I may ask? LOL

my goodness, dramaqueenbronx. i am very sorry that i questioned your microwave kills, which aren't really that good, since you had several explosions.

Vain, you should change your tagline. turns out certified was a fake. just like them e-credit cards.

@vain..That was Sweet..Thank u Ma!

DAMN, MTO SHOULD PUT IN TOP...BOTTOM.

I THINK BEYONCE WILL BE A GREAT CAST MEMBER IF THEY GIVE HER A REAL STORY LINE. I HOPE SHE IS A VIXEN AND PLEASE GIVE HER BLACK INTEREST. B IS SO PRETTY AND I THINK THIS WOULD FURTHER HER POPULARITY.

@BLAX... OF COURSE IN KNOW WHAT UR PEEKIN AT... GIRL DONT BE SHY U CAN LOOK

*bends over seductively so that blax can get a better look*

@LULU... U KNOW UR THE ONLY ONE FOR ME RITE BABY??? I JUST GET MAD WHEN PPL STARIN FOR TOO LONG AND TOO HARD, AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT IS... WE GONE JUMP THAT BYSH!!!! ME AN U AGAINST THE WORLD BAYBEE!!!

drama mama, why call me a redneck? that's a racist statement to make. you should apologize to my neck.

BLAX aka Thug Bytch! what's up ma..

Man a bytch is full as fuk!

Okay i see the servers back up! what did i miss..

( sitn back pickn teeth tryna get this chicken out)

SHELL... PLEASE GO LICK A COW NUT, U BURN WATER, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?!?

DERACA, U STILL AINT ANSWER ME BOO... CAN I PLEEEZZEEEE "BORROW" UR E CARD, SUMMERS COMIN FAST LOL

Only in the e-world!!!! Only in the e-world

Hell, DRC can whoop my ass on here! LOL!!! Real life I wouldn't have a chance.

You know I love you DRC...only in the e-world. I bet you won't give me another fake purse to hold for you! LOL Leaving cards in it and shyt...Didn't charge much. I only shopped at e-BabyPhat, e-Gucci, e-Fendi & e-Dolce! That's it!

Promise...

*looking towards the skies with fingers crossed*/

bronxdramamama, are you a lesbian?

Blaxy - my day was busy earlier, I'm good now. So you're not too busy to spend a whole weekend at the mall, but not decorate??? lol C'mon, moving into your own spot is so exciting. I've been living at my spot for 6 months and I eat, breathe n sleep HGTV!! I love the cooking channel too - tap into your domestic side, you shopaholic!! 2.50 in da bank, wearing Gucci boots..tsk, tsk!!! I wear payless, lol.

HEY BISH... U MISSED SHEELY'S FUNKY ASS TRYNA CALL ME A BAD MOTHER... AFTER WE RUMBLE IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS, LETS GO FUKK HER UP, ME AND U AGAINST THE WORLD BAYBEE!!!

*lookin around for lulu to make sure she didnt hear that, usherin bish into the den of desire*

*Watchn BX and LULU go back and forth and personaly i'm getn very jealous and sick to my fukn stomach*

((gagggggg)) *making a gag sound and BX turns around*

Yeah u! bytch stay away frm my fukn LULU..I don't like ur kind wround these parts ya hear me?

*pointing my finger at her* and further more Miss BX stop calln her light bright! her nameeee is Pan Con Bistque bytch! get it right!

*rolln my eyes*

BX - you mean it? Me and you always? *tearing up*

And yes for you, I'll cut a hoe!! NO DOUBT!!

Vain - I have a crush on DeRaca - what am I 'posed to do about loving a gay man???? :-(

hey bishop, certified banger is a fake. change your tag.

I didn't call you a bad mother. i said you were lazy.

@ LuLu Yeah I know how you Leo's are. My daughter is one and she LOVES attention! Lol, It's funny as hell! And you Leo's are possesive too!

@Blax Sure girl! myspace.com/candi_ladi I missed your crazy Bulletins! Lol

@Shellly...what kind of skills do you have? You up here picking at a quick fix meal that's done every now and then. Do you cook meals EVERY night and EVERY weekend? Just wondering...

Now about this Certified Banger@!!! GTFOH!!! A FAKE??? SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE LYING!!! I SHED A TEAR FOR HER LAST NIGHT, PRAYED FOR HER FAMILY AND EVERYTHING!!!

hellly Flag post i can't believe that young mothers are so lazy as to give their kids ravioli, instead of cooking real food?

Naw, too busy on MTO cursing out imaginary people. ------------------------------------------------

haha lol

BISHOP - Awwwwwwwww - seriously I may cry for real at work!!

I feel oh so special today. Everyone wants my PussC - I LOVE IT!!!

But seriously, Bish - I'll always love you, but your that love that's bad for you, that'll make a bitch go crazy. Feel me? Make me slash tires, spray paint a house, kill a pigeon...lol...ya know?

With BX - Love is easy - she holds it down!! She would NEVER let no fiance wedge us apart. *arms crossed n tapping toes* What you gotta say about that??

@Shelly..youre pathetic..trying to gain friends on MTO by making people laugh at your corny ass insults on other peoples posts..its obvious your a kid..and who thinks your tired ass is funny? you took the time out to cut and paste my comment (loser) then you follow that up by some lame ass comeback..you have way too much time on your hands, which means you couldnt possibly be employed or be an adult with responsibilities..that leads me to believe youre some 13 year old punk with nothing better to do with your days but come on MTO and f*ck with people for entertainment..keep talking sh*t on MTO until your mama comes home from work and whips that ass for cutting school again..little girl, get your education and become someone..being on MTO talking sh*t all day isnt going to get you anywhere

i personally like to shop at Banana Republic and Lord & Taylor. i also get a lot of free clothes & shoes thru my job.

@bx..u do have a stalker??!! wow thats crazy girl.send me a request! u know how to find me!

@shellly..daaag!! they give u designer stuff? well let me give u my address??? how do we know u aint lyin...send us somthing!!!

Only in the e-world!!!! Only in the e-world

what up BISH !! *Sad cuz u aint accept my friend request either*

I know u prolly couldnt tell it was me!!

LULU!! I know ..I know.. I will this weekend!! And I have 25.50 in my account now!!!! LMAO!

Vain I heard your Onions back up even when you dont want it too. Atl said those tings have a mind of their own.

Vain there is a post about it. Something about her myspace page, or a myspace page. Fake pics or some shyt like that!

gigi2007 Flag post @Shelly..youre pathetic..trying to gain friends on MTO by making people laugh at your corny ass insults on other peoples posts..its obvious your a kid..and who thinks your tired ass is funny? you took the time out to cut and paste my comment (loser) then you follow that up by some lame ass comeback..you have way too much time on your hands, which means you couldnt possibly be employed or be an adult with responsibilities..that leads me to believe youre some 13 year old punk with nothing better to do with your days but come on MTO and f*ck with people for entertainment..keep talking sh*t on MTO until your mama comes home from work and whips that ass for cutting school again..little girl, get your education and become someone..being on MTO talking sh*t all day isnt going to get you anywhere ====================

what did you write by the way?

Kandi - When I love or care about someone, I am soooo over-protective. I won't let ANYONE talk shyt about someone I love or really like for that matter!

I got jumped by 4 girls in high school for rushing to my friend's defense. Crazy, I know...but when I love, I LOVE!!!

But I ONLY WANT ATTENTION from my close circle, I couldn't care less about outsiders....lol.

*tearing up..cause i'm so hurt at LULU's wordz*

But-I-I ..LULU * lookn at ground tryna blink away the tears*

I understand I guess. Just as long as she treat you right *sniffle* all i eva wanted was for u to be happy lemon drop. SO if BX holdn it down..

*grban her hand..and rubn it softly as i look into her eyes*

Then I guess i have to let it go..*sniff* Go go my lil Tweety Bird! go and be-wha that??!!!!

(( hears Shellly in the background yelln ))

hey bishop, certified banger is a fake. change your tag.

WHAT THE FUK??!!! *standing up frm LULU cause this [EXPLETIVE] got my head blown* Say word? Who tha? why? oh shyt that shyt had me so fukn blown..who would do some shyt like this? *smfh*

@GIGI... THAS RITE... GET IN THAT AZZ

BYSH CALLIN ME A LAZY MOTHER, WHEN EVERY MOMMA UP IN THIS PIECE (IM PRETTY SURE) HAS DONE A RAVIOLI LUNCH AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE LOL!!!

SHES JUST A SAD CASSE OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN UR PARENTS DONT LOVE U AND FEED U RAVIOLI FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINENR AND KEEPED U LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT... NO ONE LOVES HER THAS ALL... SHE NEEDS US TO LOVE HER ON HERE. AWWW WHO WANTS TO GIVE SHELLY AN E HUG?!?!?! ANYONE?...

@vain What happened last night with certified banger!

Real Talk, as i have said a thousand times, i am not looking for friends. you can ask all these posters how long have posting.

and as you yourself said, i fcuk with people strictly for entertainment purposes!

lmao,

gat damn, bitch been locked the fukkkk out.

fukkin a man.

wut up kandiladi

I'm back...damn I'm fast...cleaned out that fridge with the qucikness....cornbread lady...In the CB thread you said you saw him somewhere..where was that so I could go stalk him..lol.

Shellly why are you such a loser???

BX - I most certainly heard that - U SUCK!!! lol

Certified is fake??? That's a cruel joke.....

Blax what request?? i didn't get one babes no bullshyt.

YEA IM A LEO TOO AND WE HAVE THIS LOYALTY THING ABOUT US... WE R WITH U TO THE FULLEST TO THE END, BUT ONCE U CROSS US.... OH ITS ON AND POPPIN!!!! WE HOLD SUPER GRUDGES AND WE R POSSESSIVE OVER THINGS THAT R CLOSE TO OUR HEARTS AINT THAT RIGHT BABY??

*winkin at lulu and grabbin her by the waste*

Oh hell no I love Desperate Housewives that's my show I don't see any role that Beyonce can do in it!

Stick to singing and shaking your hips!

@royal... i know how to find u gurl... hol on, im comin lol

im back in drc, you locked out now?

no that thread was ressurected from like a month ago that she was fake...people just started commenting again on it today.

I don't think someone would make up such a thing and that peson that brought that thread back up is really mean

LOL @ Jaylens.

I went to Kanye's concert when I was in VA this past weekend, and he "surprised" everyone by dancing to one of N.E.R.D's songs. Those lil girls were going INSANE. LOL..OOMGG! OOMMGG! CHRIS BROWN!! OOMGG! IS THAT REALLY HIM? LOL. It was cute.

Ok..ok wait! Certified Banger is this true or some cruel ass joke?

LMAO @BISH

BITCH IF THAT SHYT IS A FAKE,BOYYYYYYY THAT MOFO WHO SAID THAT SHYT GOIN TO HELL ON THE HELL EXPRESS. YOU KNOW CB4L THE DRIVER

she's going to mess the show up- Beyonce cannot act for shi. They don't need her

i dont know what the hell to believe, but they say that somebody been in her page doing stuff, like i guess updating it or sumthin

does it really matter if she was a fake??? the poor thing passed away!!! its not like she can tell u sorry, and y would u mention that anyway shelly, u have no couth.

PPL PLAY TOO MUCH THAS NOT NUTHIN TO JOKE ABOUT!!!

Im a send it again BISH.. I dont have my own pic as my default pic..My name on there is BONAFIED..lol

yup..you read it..now go do your homework little girl..education is key..please stop lying to your MTO "friends", telling them you get designer stuff from your "job"? LMAO..ok little girl, you have an active imagination, I'll give you that..if you study and work hard enough, one day that may actually be a reality..until then, fall back young buck, stop creating some image and some fantasy world to get friends on a gossip site..go read a book..but first you better hurry up and go clean your room before mom gets home..you dont want to be on punishment for not doing your chores..then you'll lose your computer privileges and cant go on MTO to talk sh*t..cant yall tell who the kiddies are on this site yet?

Hey it's been awhile LOL>>

anyways i love my girl bey and as a true and loyal fan i have to tell ya;ll she can't act lOl SORRY BEEYY!!!!!

@ LuLu My baby girl is the same way. She also thinks she has to protect me and everyone else she is always around and is the littlest thing!

@bxdrama Girl I done made a ravioli lunch more than twice! lol

i personally like to shop at Banana Republic and Lord & Taylor. i also get a lot of free clothes & shoes thru my job. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So what you're saying is you need a few of our addresses to send gifts too! I'm cool with that!!!

What is it you do that they will just give you clothes Shellly??? I wouldn't leave my job in all the world but I'd damn sure pull a double if I could get perks like that!

@Kandi...It was said that CB has passed away due to an accident she was in. I actually shed a tear for that B and changed my tag. Lulu changed her name on myspace...I mean we didn't know her know her but she was an MTO blogger that we've seen and/or said something to at some point! We're not evil...we have hearts and that B (trying not to call her out her name in case we're wrong) played on them!!!

@Blax...either I'm blind or crazy as hell! I didn't see anythig from you!

@bx girl they sayin she a fake meaning she dont exist. they sayin that divine beauty girl made her up because her myspace page is only for people on mto, i dont know whats goin on man, but thats sum bullshyt if she never existed.

Bish, i had a dream about you. that we actually met and you were saying how nice i was.

that you can't stand bronx drama and that you agree that girls should wait until they are sure if they are gay or straight or bi before even having kids so it won't be a choice between rubbing her cl!t or heating up Chef-Boyardee.

how you wished jaylens never married and actually worked for you, 'cause she much prettier than vain and would bring in all types of a-list playas to the pen.

and that when when you branch out into boy on boy Deraca will star along with GA boy and phatboy and Fred! i was like 'Fred'?!!

Then i heard someone say Chimp, chimp, and then i woke up. end of dream.

SEXY ...I know! That shyt right there is one thing that you do not damn play about! some one losing thier life is no joke. I hope they aint playn us.

Okay I gotta a topic for every one..

QUESTION....

IF U HIT THE LOTTO..ON THE NEXT DRAWING WHAT ARE

THE FIRST THREE THINGS ..IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE

THAT YOU WOULD DO? Also if u did win would you

keep working? I have a chick here that hit somethn. she walkn round flashn wads ..but it's like Bytch u still here! wtf?

oh my god...I would love to see him in person...good lord..that's one gorgeous youngin..lol...thanks for the info

@ jaylens

No problem girl. They say my brother looks like him, but I guess that is because he is tall and lightskinned too. LOL. I dont see it.

@shelly, outta line.

KANDILADIIIIIIIIII WHERE MY CANDY AT

@Cornbread...where did you read that! I'm so hoping that this wasn't a cruel joke cause if so...my tagline is especially for her just like the first one was!

shellly you are one crazy broad..lol..sometimes I can't help but to laugh.

Btw they are saying that the pics are fake and so on but the fact still remains that someone died..wether it's the person in the pics or someone else..the person who sn was certified banger died and I don't think anyone would make that up!!

And whoever said why does her co worker have her sn and password is stupid cause her co worker has her own sn and she created the thread to keep us updated...she never logged in under CB's sn to give us no info...come on people...think!!

Hey SEXYRED! wHAT IT DO HOMIE!

bxdramaqween Flag post does it really matter if she was a fake??? the poor thing passed away!!! its not like she can tell u sorry, and y would u mention that anyway shelly, u have no couth. ================== please go and read the forum, before attacking me please.

i work for a public relations company.

Aight who wants me to make a thread?? just a reg one. I can't take this damn server right now!!!

Wait what???

Shelly..I..Oh oops forgot an L Okay..

SHELLLY wtf? LMFAO! u are so damn weird girl..

*eyen here thinkn damn i know they make a pill for whatever mental issue she has*

and I ..LOL I co-sign with SexyRed outta damn LINE! wow!

@BISH

HMMMMMM FIRST I WOULDNT STAY AT WORK. HELLLLL NO.

OK NOW THREE THINGS HAVE A SLIGHT HEART ATTACK , SMOKE A BLUNT, MAKE SURE MY FAMILY STRAIGHT, LMAO

BUT FO REAL. I WOULD ADD SOME MO SHYT TOO. BUT YOU SAID THREE

THE NEXT FEW THINGS WOULD BE, TO INVITE ALL YOU BITCHES, THAT IS THE ONES WHO I ACTUALLY LIKE, TO COME PARTY TIL YOU COULDNT PARTY NO MO. FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT. THEN PAY YOU WHAT YOU MISSED AT WORK. LMAO.

@BISH...THE FIRST THREE THINGS IN ORDER WOULD BE...

I WOULD PUT MONEY AWAY FOR MY SONS COLLEGE EDUCATION THEN, I WOULD BUY A HOUSE, SO HE ALWAYS HAD A PLACE TO COME HOME TO THEN THE REST I WOULD INVEST SO THAT IT COULD KEEP MAKIN ME MONEY LOL... MONEY COMES AND GOES

AND YES I WOULD STILL WORK, THAT MONEY WASTES!!!!

If I hit the LOTTO, my azz is quitting today not tomorrow..

1. Give 10% to Friendship West Baptist Church - hell I know it was the lotto, but I got to give tithes.. 2. Buy my mother a home.. 3. Invest....

btw how old is your brother...lol..j/k

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This is the post that I was looking at.

SHELLY U WISH I WAS GAY SO THAT I COULD DO SUMTHIN WIT U RITE??? ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN. TELL HER LULU!!! ITS ONLY MEANT FOR ONE PERSON THANK U... STIOP TRYNA REACH OUT IN UR OWN WAY

@ jaylens

28 girl, and livin wit his man. LMAO! Gotta luv him though, you silly. LOL

OMG!!!! LMAO!!!! Bitch you are retarded!!! LOL!!! But you're right Shells (forever Shells with me from this point)...JM IS much prettier than me. But she can't make it clap and she isn't into getting her azz slapped...so what should we do? Have a standoff??? LOL!!!

BRB YA'LL

AWW DAMN, YOU SAID IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE. LMAO. YOU KNOW IM READY TO RUN OUTTA HERE. LMAO.

bish make lulilu forward you that message yo ass still aint seen yet

yall be safe, have a good day, be extra safe goin home. ima holla at yall tomorrow!!!!

til then

dueces bitches!!!!!

drc, i know i will hear from yo crazed ass later. lmao. try to feel your chest today ok

jaylens, ima holla at ya lata babes

@bx - you can strap it on and hit it anyday.. You and LULU, and vain, and bish and htown - hell ALL OF YALL just pass me around the room like a b!unt and treat me like a b!tch.. pull my hair, spit in my face, call me a b!tch - but dont touch my purse.... LOL

OK, I gotta run and get me some strawberry dutches! (lol)SHYT! Dont u hate when you grinded and all that, and gotta leave it just SITTIN HERE.. ugh..

If you aint tried it, get on it!!

Bish ..first..I would secure a college fund for my son..a home and car for when he get's older. 2nd.. buy a nice house for myself, my brothers, and my mom 3rd...invest, give to the animal shelter, homless shelter and buy a whole gang of gifts for my family and also buy myself that black chromed out escalade that I want

SexyRed Lmfao! I knew u was gone say party or somethn like it! I hear ya though babes..

BX..so far u hit that shyt on the head! Babes I agree 100% the same things u said so did I. The house part and the MAKE UR MONEY MAKE MORE MONEY!! shytttt U aint neva lied! I would quit..but i would GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN..AND ONLY LEARN HOW TO INVEST MY DAMN MONEY!!

DERACA...*lookn at you w/ a brand New RESPE*

*oops had a Khia moment* That was RESPECT.. ----------------- Give 10% to Friendship West Baptist Church - hell I know it was the lotto, but I got to give tithes..

@Afghan...you still here??? I just read what you said!!! LOL!!! You make it sound like it has a mind of its own. LOL

FIRST OFF, U R THE ONE THAT CAME OUT AND ATTACKED ME SHELLY AND WHY DOES WHAT I DO MATTER SO MUCH TO U??? IF U RUB MY CLIT TILL IT FALLS OFF DONT BE MAD CUZ IU CANT WATCH, IF I STUFF MY SON WIT RAVIOLIS DOTN GET JEALOUS CUZ UR HUNGRY... GO FIND SUMTHIN ELSE TO DO MS IMPORTANT PUBLIC RELATIONS. FOR SUMONE CLAIMIN TO BE THAT GREAT, U SURE ARE ACTING LIKE A FIFTH GRADER MAKIN FUN OF EVERYONE CUZ UR JSUT DYIN TO FIT IN SUMWHERE

****FLAT ON THE FLOOR**** DRC you are a damn nut!!! LMAO!!! LOL!!! Pass your ass around like a blunt!!! LOL!!! I guess that means we'll have to blow you too huh?

@Sexy & Cornbread...talk to you later!! Take it easy!!!

BYEEE SEXY lmao crazy ass bytch!

Uhmmmm JAYLENS...lmfaooo! That was not three thinsg and u know it u damn nut! Lmao! My homie put like 4 things to each damn number! but i get you ma..

V...uh have a stand off *rubn hands together thinkn of the money that shyt will bring* yes yes yall!

@SEXYREDD... ENJOY THE REST OF UR DAY, AND I WOULD PARTY WITCHU ANYDAY, AND I CAN PARTY REAL HARD LOL

@DERACA... I WOULD FUKK U SOOO GOOD WIT THAT STRAP ON THAT U WOULDNT NEED NONE OF THE OTHER LADIES AFTER, U WOULD BE SUKKIN UR THUMB!!!

@BISH... GOTTA BE SMART ABOUT UR SHYT U KNOW, BLACK PPL GET MONEY AND JUST WASTE IT AND THEN CRY BROKE STILL LIVIN IN THE PJ'S WIT THEY GRANDMOTHER AND SHYT LMAO!!!!

I am so ready to go HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 D@MN, TODAY IS GOING BY SO SLOW!!!

ok redd and cornbread...ttyl..MUAH!!

btw..I love ravioli in the can..I put it in a bowl and load it with shredded cheddar cheese...put in the microwave until it melts and when it comes out...mmmmmm...yummy!!

@VAIN - Hell yeah you got to blow and eat it too... you betta ask!!!

if i wanted to fit, i would have exchanged emails and myspace pages etc. but i never did.

why you left t!t is bigger than the right one?

MOSTLY IF I CAME INTO A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY, I WOULD WANT THE FUTURE TO BE SET OR AT LEAST A FOUNDATION TO THAT FOR MY SON, I DONT WANT HIM TO HAVE TO STRUGGLE... I DONT CARE ABOUT CLOTHES AND SHYT AND OH YEA COSIGNING WHAT JAYLENS SAID... I NEED A NICE WHIP LOL

BX..mama it's all in fun. U see..

*pulln her aside and whispering*

Shelly, Shellly, Chimp, has many personalities living up in there *pointing to her head*

Huh? Noooo it's shelly ( two L's and then Shellly three L's) any wayz we have concluded long ago that on the days she don't take her meds we would just let her fight it out w/ her self. Like today.

*Bx looks back and Grills Shellly*

Ma..*makn her turn back to me* it aint that serious..so don't take it as such. she does this shyt to everyone..even me Butch-tee..LOL

lol...ok so I tried bish.. I cheated ..sorry!! I want that escalade dammit!!

@BX - dang ma you got it like that, im just looking at your pic and you know what.. I bet yo azz can... LOL -- I need to get a plane ticket today... sexy azz

ITS NOT U STUPID [EXPLETIVE]!!! AND Y R U LOOKIN SO HARD, SEE I TOLD YALL, SHE WANTS A PIECE OF THIS IM TELLIN U, R U SURE UR NOT A LEZZY MISS "FULL-O-CRITICISM"?

Shellly LOL quit it! leave the freakn girl B!

Jaylens..Ok this might be a lil ghetto. But i do the same..plenty of cheese melt it up..and then top it with some Crystals Hot Sauce! mmmm GOOD!

*crickets*

what?

if i won the lottery, i would take a leave of absence and go stay with my much younger man for awhile.

anybody on here a cancer?

Jaylens... Lmao it's all good cuite pie..I want one too!!! or a Denali! I love trucks! either will do. Big up though to u and BX for holdn' down yall kids first and for-most! grrrrrrr a very good look.

@DERACA... U SURE U CAN HANDLE THIS?!?!? IM NOT LEO THE LION FOR NUTHIN BABY!!! I WILL TEAR DAT AZZ RITE ON UP!!! MAKE U THINK ABOUT ME WHENEVER U THINK OF SEX. PERIOD.

@BISH... OH I GET IT NOW

*nods with understanding, and shakes her head in pity at shelly, shellly, jakey_matey and all the rest of her imaginary brigade*

SO bish, AM I JSUT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT HER?? OR SLAP HER STRAIGHT????

*a bit confused by the complexity of that who is chim shelly and all the rest*

lol...that's how you do it bish..not ghetto at all girl.

Shells is off her meds!!! Let her fight with the voices in her head!! LOL DramaQ I thought I told you that she's bipolar...she'll tell you herself!

Funny as hell...so don't get offended when we laugh! Shells belong to us!

Shells...leave her breast alone!

*looking down at mine*

I could use someone's left tit...or right one. Not picky!!!

i am going to drink some run this evening.

Bxdrama, i am very sorry for bothering you so much today. i'm sure you are a wonderful mother and take very good care of your son. Here's a tootsie roll! or would you prefer a blow pop?

BISH...EVEN IF MY BREASTS WERENT THE SAME SIZE, WHICH WE ALL KNOW THE LOOK PRETTY DAMN CLOSE TO ME!!!! WOULD U STILL SUKK ON EM LIKE THEY WERE GALLONS OF KOOL AID???

Keep doing ya thang be!

check me out myspace.com/kevindrose80

WTF?!?!? VAIN I SEE WHAT U MEAN!!! IMMA LEAVE THAT GURL B, SHES SCARIN ME!!! VAIN U WANT SUM OF MINE, IM TIRED OF CARRYIN THESE BIG OLE THANGS AROUND, THEY GET IN THE DAMN WAY!!!!

Good Afternoon E-FAM.On topic why don't Beyonce sit down somewhere already I am s[SPAM]o tired of her whack ass now!

@DramaQ...girl you roll with Shells. Like she said JM was much prettier than me...it's true...but did you see who I put my spin on it! You have to roll with Shells azz! It's much more fun!

Once you learn that she's on here for jokes, fun, and laughs it's easier to play with her!

@bxdrama..hey woman.i just got the invite..thank u.

@vain-ity..now dont say no body prettier than u..its all a matter of opinion. there are so many different flavors of beautiful..and u are too..im not kissing your ass..either.the line is too long of men waiting to do that.(looking down the street to a long line of men..(shittzz i aint waiting in that long ass line)..blahahahaha!

so many people are suffering for JNS? (Jealous Negro Syndrome)

when they chose the white girls for desperate housewife, no one said anything. why do we tear beyonce up like that??

Whats good Cocoa!!!

@DramaQ...girl didn't I tell you! At the end of the day her ass will apologize for something. Her crazy azz...LOL!!! LOL!!! But she's ours!!!

@JM...OKAY!!! I'm with you!!! Wait, wait...whoa!! Not talking bout the car but the ravioli out the can with melted cheese!!! I wish I would stand over a counter trying to make ravioli when I want it right now!!!! I'll pop the top so damn fast I'd scare myself

@ROYAL... UR WELCOME GIRLIE... AS FAR AS THAT LINE GOES.... THEY HAVE AN APPLICATION TO FILL OUT FIRST!!! THAS GONNA DISQUALIFY ALOT OF THEM MEN SO... LETS GO DYKK HUNTIN LMAO!!!

@VAIN...HOW CAN U JUST LET IT GO THO, SUM OF THE SHYT SHE BE SAYIN MAKE ME WANNA E STRANGLE HER!!! I WAS FINE WIT HER COMMENTS UNTIL SHE STARTED ATTACKIN ME OUTTA NO WHERE!!!

Was' crackin' up in here? D'RAC you are a fool...PERIOD! You gon' let them pass you around like a blunt? And then blow you, too? OMG!!! And BX says she gon' turn your ass inside out!!!

Which brings me to BISH'S question...

1. Find my baby bro' D'RAC the best counseling money can buy because he needs it...BAD!

FOR REAL

1. Pay college expenses for my two sons and daughter.

2. Finish paying off my Mama's house that she kept remortgaging to take care of us when things got tight.

3. Invest and share with family and friends.

I'm pretty low-maintenance and generous...I make money...money don't make me.

Good question BISH...as always

2.

HEY FAM!!!!!!!!!!!

SHELLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN THEY LET YOU OUT THE WARD?*SMOOCHES* I MISSED U!

HOW ARE ALL MY PRETTY BABIES?

I love DH and I love B, so seein the 2 mix would be great! However, I'd rather see her as a new housewife instead of singer Beyonce. It would be interesting.

@Royal...Oh girl I'm the SHYT!! But I feel you Ma!!!

At NO time was I putting myself down...I'm too VAIN for that!!! LOL

So you liked your gift, huh!!!

DAMN AM I TOO LATE?!?!?!?

*CRICKETS*

UUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH

LMFAOOO YES BX>.I would still suk on them Ti-tayyys like they contained the next WINNING LOTTO NUMBERS!!! lol and u see..see why we say take that shyt with a grain of salt! *smdh* no go ahead and take the Blow pop frm Shellly,Shelly,Chimp and she will leave u B..watch

JAylens...Lol no? so it's not ghetto *sighhh* whewwww Good to know..LOL

Izit..LOL Yes please find Deraca some help!!!

@bxd..ooh im a good hunter....i know how to spot and sharp shooot a good one from miles away..lmao!!! i was hunting for a 9in' girthed up..chocolate..spining one!!! lmao! it took a minute..but i found one..lmao!! its spins and everythang!!!!

HEY MAF HEY IZIT

MAF WHERE U BEEN AT ALL DAY?

VAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN NN!!!! WHAT'S UP TRINA I MEAN VAIN!LMAO!

(((MAFIA))))

Hi Sweetie...DAMN, I missed you...where in hell have you been girl?

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

grrrrrrr...lol..yup I love gmc suv's bish

Vain..I have to agree with royal..there is no such thing as prettier. Everyone gauges beauty but the truth is ..if you're pretty you're pretty...we are all unique and different..and I think you're beautiful

MAFIA..* lookn down at her feet b4 i hug her..gotta make sure she aint rockn them white shoes no mo*

((Check)) okay then !! Hey babes!!! *giving kiss on each cheek* what's good?

@bxdramaqween....WORKING LIKE A HEBREW IN THE HO'S R US STORE!!!

WHAT U BEEN UP TOO PRETTY GIRL?

@Drama...Honestly you have to not give one flying f.uck!!! It's the net hun!!!

She's even gone to JrLinks site to say that I was after him wanted him bounced from MTO to myspace like the hoes we talk aobut...I shut her azz down about it!

Right Shells!

And she actually apologized for it!!! Then we were threw with it!

Just like that...oh she'll come after me again...MEDS...you have to remember she sometimes forget to take'em

Royal said:

i was hunting for a 9in' girthed up..chocolate..spining one!!! lmao! it took a minute..but i found one..lmao!! its spins and everythang!!!!

U BEEN HANGN WITH MAFIA AGAIN HAVEN'T U??! LOL

'Sup BX

You are a MESS girl!!!LMAO I ain't mad at you at all!!!

LMFAO @BISH... EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN STYLE GURL WEAR DEM WHITE SHOES WIT PRIDE LOL!!!!

SHUT THE HELL UP BISHIP[SPAM]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BW[SPAM]AAAA....OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU...THEN I LOVE U..THEN I...AWWWWWWW PHUCK IT! I LUV U BABY!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!BWAAAAAAAALMAO!!!!!!

!IZIT.....GIRL I BEEN AT THE HO SWEAT SHOP DOWN ON 38TH.....LMAO!!!!!!!!! THEY TRYING TO KILL ME!

I was rolling with the joke JM & Royal...

You want me to take it back JM???

see you all tomorrow. gonna brush my teeth and brush my hair on my back.

V..lmao Silly ass! I told BX..pay her no mind. Take the blow pop and keep it movn'.

Hey mafia long time no see... I want to play student teacher again.. That was fun!!

I aint got no issues man............ I just love life!

*enters quietly trying to go unnotice by BX, she is trying to take my cookies*

((((MAFIAAAAAAA)))))

You did it!! You were able to stay away

@DeRaCa...HEY SWEETIE!!!!!!!!! I KNOW RIGHT...THEM OTHER PPL...NOT MENTIONING NO NAMES...WERE MIA THAT!! BUT I HAD ENJOYED U MY SUGA WUGA*PINCHING HIS CHEEKS*

Shelly *smdh* aight then honey you be safe ya hear?

*taking a few steps back as she takes out her back brush..which is really a damn lil pink shovel*

rightttt. Okay ..lata hun.

*walkn away real fast..and yelln to BX ova my shoulder*

Bx..see what we told ya!?

Mafia..wha???!! LMAO i missed u ..so u know i had to talk shyt first quarter! oh and GIRTH!! GIRTH!!! lmao I like sayn that shyt...

*lookn around*

GIRTH!! ok ..last time

@vain.. lol!..beauty runs in our family. ..i luv my new gucci shoes woman!!!.girl you keep me so flyyy...!!!

@jaylens and bish.. missing both you sexxxis..looking in my purse and handing over two lil purple finger rabbit vibrators...slip this on and put it where u know..feel dat????..mmmmmmmm..hmmmmm..dats how good u make me feel..lol!!

i gotta do some work.

throwing vain a purple lil rabbit too..hahahaha'''

@mafia :hi Mafie...here yours too..now dont run out your batteries girl..i know u!

@VAIN....I DID! I DID IT[SPAM][SPAM]!!!!!!!!

yeahhhhhhhhhhh...take it back sexy momma...lol.

hey I wanted to ask you a question about prince but don't know if you'd prefer for me to ask on your myspace

*did i just hear deracas voice?!?!?*

HEY BABAY... WHERE U GOIN??? COME BACK HERE!!! I WONT HURT U, WELL NOT ALOT ANYWAY!! *runs behind deraca with the strap on swinging*

BISHOP...TAGLINE PLEASE

@MAFIA - girl - lower your voice and dont call my name in public...

*whisphers*

BX is trying to get me....

I love me soME mafia, you always pinching my cheeks.. Its reminds me of this lady at my church who has went home to be with God.. Her name was Sis. Lord, tell me why she would always pinch my cheeks, then she would ask me for some suga.. When I would kiss her, I would always give her my cheek. Tell me why Sis. Lord, wouldnt kiss, she would suck.. girl, by the time she got finish, i would have a globb of spit on my jog... LOL

HEY ROYAL!!! HEY PRETTY! YOU GOOD TODAY?

@BISHOP....*STARING* ANY SPECIALS..*SHAKING LIKE A CRACK HEAD*

Y'ALL SAID GIRTH AND IT TRIGGERED IT!!! DAMN YOU ALL!

*takin' the mini toy from Royal and turnng it on*

(( hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm))

Hmm let's see what this can do-OHHHH !!! yessssss!!! *eyes rolln in back of head* that's so niceeeee grrrrrrr meeeooooowwwwwww ssssk!sssk!

*shutn it down*

Royal..Oh ma thank u!

@BISH

Is girth when the dyck is fat and meaty? If not, please explain...I think I was absent that day when the definition was given.

@D'RAC

I know you love life baby...it shows and you wear it well. ***snapping my fingers****

blahahahahah..dem lil mofos feel good!! oooh lmao!!! turn it up to full speed Bish..[SPAM].aaaaaawwww!!

*running away from BX*

Put that thAng away, you are not in prison anymore.... I am a MAN...

@DramaQ...I just emailed you! My bad...I misunderstood!!! Read it quick!!! LOL

@IZITJUSTME - you so rock-- guess what I found out today I have a training class in Chi-Town, July 7-9

@JM....myspace me babe!!! I'll spill my guts!!!

MAFIAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *DEAD* Oh my ..gawd! That damn tag! LMAO! I do ..I do love them white shoes on u baby..when u naked...grrrrr that shyt get this pussC 98 degrees hot! yes yes yall..

@IZITJUSTME ...GIRL YES...IT'S FAT AND MEATY!!!!!!

MY FAV!!!!!!!!!!! PHUCK LENGTH...GIVE ME GIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Royal...I need a new one!!! I think I just broke mine!!! Already!!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! And yes, beauty runs in our family

@Mafia...Now I'm jealous!!! Watch me do it tomorrow. I can't have you upstage me like that. CTFU at your damn tag!!!! LOL!!!

White flats too!!! Crying all over again! LMAO!!! HAHA!!! LOL!!!!!

Izit! yes that's exactly what GIRTH means!!

Girth!! Girth!!! Girth!!! lmao okay..sorry.

lol

@Bishop_Tee...ALRIGHT BISHOP...YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOU....THAT GOOD STUFF

YOU TRYING TO COME BETWEEN ME AND LULU??

UUU[SPAM]MMM.....

*GOOD STUFF*

i read it vain... I GOT U NOW!!!

@DERACA.. FINE UR NO FUN ANYMORE, I GUESS UR NOT AS FREAKY AS I THOUGHT U WERE...

*looks towards the ground and sulks towards the door, puttin the strap on away for safe keepin*

MAF AND IZIT, YALL AINT SEE ME?!?!? WHAT? I GETS NO LUV NO MO?!?!? I PROMISE I WONT CHASE U WIT MY STRAP ON, THAS ONLY FOR DRC!!

I REALLY HATE U GUYS!

LMAO[SPAM]!!BW[SPAM][SPAM]AA

@bxdramaqween...SCROLL UP...'MEMBER I TOLD U BISHOP HAD ME ON THE STROLL WORKING ME LIKE A HEBREW???

@D'RAC

GET OUT!!!!! Are you serious...you will be here in MY FUKKIN' city?

We gotta make plans NOW!!!! Imma take you up "NORTH" on the lakefront and just turn your ass loose!!!! That's where everybody hang out. Oh I can't believe this!

@vain-ity..well i got the one the guy puts on is wee wee and then it rubs your clit..while he in the nanna..ooh im giving dat to bxdrama!! passing dat on to BXDRAMA..TRY DIS GIRL U WILL HAVE THAT O..U BEEN LOOKIN FOR...VAINITY.. here u take this lil one called the pink turtle..his lil head go back and forth ..blaahaahahaa!!!

@bxdramaqween..DAMMIT I LIKE U!!!

*CRICKETS*

WHERE'S DERACA? WHAT DID U DO WITH HIM OR TOO HIM??

DERACA...COME OUT BABY...MOMMA GOT YOU....YOU CAN HIDE HERE UNDER THIS DRESS, I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!

*WATCHING DERACA THROW UP*

Everyone...Its that time. I'm out but I'll be back tomorrow!!!

JM...send me an email and when I get in in the morning I'll respond babes!!! Promise!!!

Love ya'll!!!!

ROYAL....U GOOD TODAY? NO CHICKEN SWINGING ON FOLKS RIGHT?LMAO!!!!!!!!

VAIN...BYE TRINA

*snatched my replacement from Royal and sprinted for the door*

Thanks girl...I'ma get you something real nice tomorrow.

You can thank DRC!!!!

BX....Well how big is the STRAP-ON? I just don't want his little booty hurtin'....PLAY NICE AND SLOW....ok? LMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LUV Y'ALL I'M OUT! BEHAVE BABIES!!!!!!!!!

MAF!!!!! LULU IS MINE!!! ALL MINE THAS MY E WIFE.... I WILL HURT A HOE OVER MY BOO BOO!!!! BACK UP

*swats mafia away wit a switch from the tree, real ole skool*

BX..Lmao do not listen to Mafia she is lyn! lmao! i did not..lmao.make her do that!

@MAFIE..NOPE IM TOO BUZY TODAY..ENJOYIN MY CUTE NEW LIL TOYS..DID U GET URS..I GAVE U ONE TOO..URS IS PURPLE JACK RABBIT..TRY IT!!!(VIBRATOR SOUND..MMMMMMM.HHHHMMMMMMM..DAT MUG GOT POWER!! LMAO!!!

I'M OUTTA HERE TOO!!! LOVE TO YOU ALL

BE SAFE

LOL!!! That's all we can do.

www.kandtconsulting.com

People need to stop hatin on Bey. I love her!

lata MAFIA AND VAIN...

IZIT, ITS THAT DILDO FASHIONED AFTER 50 CENTS THANG THANG, SO ITS GONNA BE GOOD, I WILL TAKE IT NICE AND SLOW THO...

ROYAL THANX FOR THAT THANG, I HAVE TRIED IT BEFORE, AND IM GLAD U KNOW WHAT I LIKE....

*looks for sum poor innocent man to try it out with*

*kionda jealous i didnt get the jack rabbit*

ROYAL CAN I GET THE JACK RABBIT OEARL pleeeeze!?!??!

I HEARD THAS THE REAL DEAL RITE THERE LOL

DO RABBITS COME WITH GIRTH?

BISHOP...WHY U LYING...U DO BE HAVING ME OUT THERE IN KISSEMEE PHUCKING TOURIST....

WOW! JUST ADMIT YOU'RE A PIMP!

I'M OUT! LUV Y'ALL!

YO IM GONNA HOLLA TOMORROW, LATA FAM.... ROYAL THANX FOR THE GIFT I STILL CANT FIND A MAN TO USE IT WIT YET, I GUESS THAT WILL BE MY MISSION LMAO

@BXD..UR SO WELCUM..LOL!!! U JUST AS BAD ME!ITS FUN LOOKING FOR ***A POOR INNOCENT MAN TO TRY STUFF OUT ON***..LMAO!!! IM LOOKING FOR MINES NOW...(LOOKIN WITH THE HORNY EYES.....WHERE U AT BAAAAABY???!!)

OOH NOW SEE DAT PEARLL IS ALL MINE..I USED THAT ONE ALREADY..IMMA BRING U THE FEATHER WITH THE WHITE CHOCOLATE POWDER..SO U CAN DUSK HIS CHEST WIT IT THEN LICK IT OFF..AND BY THE TIME HE CANT TAKE IT NO MORE..POW..PUT THAT PEARL ON IT.AND MAKE HIM WATCH!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA..DAT WILL GET HIS ATTENTION!

Y THANK U GURL!!! SEE WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER LOL!!!!

OK YALL TIRED OF BEE BUT KEEP POSTIN STORIES ABOUT HER.....I DON'T [EXPLETIVE] GET IT!

she wont be on there for very long... Alfry Woodard wasnt on for very long

@ROYALTGIRL: Hey mama! How are ya? To answer your question I am in wack ass Colorado partying like that. I was a lil tipsy in that pic so I was pretty much dancing to whatever that night. Lol.

@sexymama84...well dont matter where u at its how u party..and looks like u was in the spirit!! colorado is wack?? i see a lot people moving there from cali..so i guess its iz a lil slow huh?

lusil-- oh bwoy what in the world are yuh about to do to the link?..lol...i'm sure the 2 a yuh are going to be entertaining...

royal- i still breeze in and out but it's to much mix up and games...and please tell mi certified banger's story was not all fake...i didn't kno her but if it was that was beyond wrong....i sent her a blessing....

the 2 a yuh stay up and stay blessed....;).....

Yeah that's true. Well it's wack to me probably because I have lived here for 23 years so I'm ready for a new place to live and experience other places ya know. It is slow compared to other states and the partying scene just ain't happening. I mean it's coo sometimes or when some even is going on but the clubs close to early!!!

oh yeah that's to you Royal^^^^^^ lol

THIS COULD BE VERY INTERESTING??????

yes yes yes. that sounds great! my fav singer of all time and my fav show 'desperate housewives'! i hope this is true MTO. just please let me know when, i will be watching!

@spraggs..i believe its true..she use to post..and i dont see her post no mo!!

@sexymama84..i got u...i went to johnny rockets for a hamburger..cost 6 bucks.a..they got one of them out there??

6 bucks for just a hamburger??? That don't make no damn sense! No we don't have one of those out here as far as I know. Where do you live?

Damn once again that is to you Royal^^^^

Hey ya'll!!! So sad about Certified Banger!! I think we should have a no e-beef day....starting now!!!!

dont watch it now and won't watch it then....another attempt to draw more black viewers...

"build and they will come!"

People will watch with Bey on there

@WILD..THERE WAS NO BEEFS TODAY..AND U ALMOST HAD ME CRYING LAST NITE..IM SORRY.

@SEXYMAMA..FOR REAL ITS HIGH AS HELL..I SAID GIMME SOME FRIES..SHE SAID 9.75..I LOOKED AT HER..I SAID..BITTTCH JST GIMME A BURGER DEN!!! LOL!!!

@SXCMAMA..I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES..IM DOWNTOWN LA RITE NOW WAY UP IN A SKYSCRAPER ON THE 50TH FLOOR!! LOL!! BUT I LIVE IN WEST LA..NEAR MELROSE AND BEVERLY HILLS.BUT I PARTY IN INGLEWOOD,HOLLYWOOD..I CANT WAIT FOR ALL THE POOL PARTIES TO START IN THE VALLEY. L.A...IS BIG!!!!

@Royal

Hey girl!! Didnt mean 2 make u almost cry last night. It just 2 much death goin on. 2 many people are dying nowadays. *SMH*

Lol that's what I would've said too. That is crazy. Almost 10 dollars for a burger and some fries!

Yea I remember 1 time I was at Ohare aiport and I went to the restaurant @ da Hilton and spent like $13 on a burger and sum fries!! Lol I just thought I would treat myself. Dont get it twisted, the burger was HUGE and soooo good!! Lol

*Now dat i think about it, I must've lost my dayum mind!! Lol!*

Lol oh Lord I'm scared of heights so that sounds scary!!!! I'm jealous I wanna go to some pool parties!!!! I bet the clubs out there is pretty coo huh? No fair :( That's actually one of the places I was thinking about moving too someday. There or Arizona.

Where is my cousin Tequila at?

i luv Bey... But Bey cant act OMG she need to store doing that to her self

@ROYAL:Well I am about to get outta here and take my black azz home so hopefully I will talk to ya tomorrow! Smooches!

sooooo

yo i have to just say this..Bey is just a natural beautiful looking woman ..dam!!!

@SEXYMA..OK SEE YA TOMMOROW (:

@WILD..GIRL I KNOW DO U KNOW THE POLICE KILLS KIDS IN LA..THEY JUST KILLD A 19 YEAR OLD FOR JUST BEING AT THE BURGER STAND..THEY SAY THEY HEARD SHOTS..THAT BOYS MOMA SAID HER SON JUST WENT OUT FOR FOOD. AINT NEVER BEEN TO JAIL OR NOTHIN! I WORRY ALL THE TIME..I WAS SO CLOSE TO HAVING A CAR WRECK YESTERDAY MORNING..WILD I M MEAN LIKE A HAIR FROM DYING..I HITT THE BRAKES SO HARD AND THE CAR WAS STILL SKKKKRRRING..THIS PEEPS DONT NO HOW TO DRIVE EITHER..SO YES LETS STAY PRAYED UP..BUT WHEN U MENTIONED YOUR MOM..I JUST LOST IT!

@Royal OMG!!! I am SOOOO glad u are okay, real talk!!! Yea the death of my mom REALLY fuc.ked me up. It stills feel so unreal still. Thats why I was so defensive of LuckyS cuz my mom had cancer. Now she dead cuz of that shyt. Im so glad CB4L didnt meet up wit me, cuz real talk, I wouldve literally killed dat dayum girl cuz my mindset is sooo fuc.ked up rite now!!

Ill watch the show if she on it

But I gotta meet my co-workers downstairs so we can go out 2 eat. Hopefully u'll be back on tonight. But if not, I will talk 2 u around this time tomorrow!! And PLEASE be careful sweetheart!!!

TTYL!!!

@WILD..I CANT SAY I KNOW HOW IT FEELS..BUT I WILL SAY I DEF UNDERSTAND AND YOUR FEELINGS ARE VALID..DONT ARGUE W CB4L..JUST TELL HER AND SHE WILL STOP. SHE AINT GONNA MEET I LL TELL U A SECRET..SHE TOLD ME SHE IS A PISCES..AND I GOT A FAMILY FULL OF PISCESS...THEY ARE SWEETER THAN SWEET..UNLESS THEY NEED SUMTHING..THEN THEY GET MAD..SO SHE S SWEET FOR REAL..SHE TOLD ME SHE GETTING REVENGE FOR SUMTHING BUT DIDNT TELL ME WHAT? BUT ITS NOT PERSONAL..BUT DONT LET NOBODY KICK U AROUND..U HEAR ME..DONT GET WEAK..U GET STRONGER!!! (THATS WHY I LOVE KANYES MUSIC FIDDY TOLD ME)..IF THEY HATE THEN LET EM HATE..BUT WATCH THE MONEY PILE UP..WHAAAAT!

go full steam ahead Matt.... Bey is a triple threat. Music/Movies/TV.

I wish you luck... idiot... what about your second daughter. If I didn't think I knew any better. I would think that you wished Bey was your lover instead of Tina...

i'd rather watch her do a porno

thats my show so with that said i will watch it!!!

Datsu7... My condolences on your Botox mishap. How's the settlement working out?

do black people watch that show?

Hey..yesterday MTO said she was pregnant..today she's going to be on TV...come on now...I'm getting a little tired of this official BEYONCE SITE..yall got Beyoncetitis..go to rehab..they can help

OMG PLEASE NO. first ihear her on the radio a million times. then i somehow happen to see her in randomly throughout ALL of the internet!! regardless of if it's in one of those stupid ads or not. NOW... SHE'S GOING TO BE ON MY FAVORITE SHOW??? OMG PLEASE I USED TO LOVE BEYONCE BUT NOW IT'S LIKE OVERDOSE

*Turning off the lights*

*Standing in the dark in front of the mirrow*

"JRLINK"

"JRLINK"

"JRLINK"

****************CRICKETS******************

See Spoon I knew it was a myth...

I'll try again... standing in front a a mirroRRRRR this time.

"JRLINK"

"JRLINK"

"JRLINK"

BEYONCE PORN TITLES: 1.BOOTYLISHUSS 2.SEX UPGRADE. CREAM GIRLS 3.DESTINYS SEXUAL CHILD 4.BONNIE AND CLYDE'S SEX ADVENTURES

i am here ms_afghanistan! how can i help thee? wait before you answer,i just have to do this....

# 12.

ok,thats it,so whats up ma fren?

whats up royal and wild? i see youzz! where is spoonisher?? where is luckys?

Ms_Afghanistan2008 Flag post Datsu7... My condolences on your Botox mishap. How's the settlement working out? >>>>>>>>>>>>

LMAO! thats something i would say too ;)

LLLIIINNNKKK what's up??? we are at the main page "DIDDY"

I'm happy for Beyonce, Maybe I can start watching the show now with her on it. Put a Lil favored in it.

@wompy dompy, so i see i have rearranged your schedule! LMAO! so i punked you and your side burns to stay up late at nights untill i leave, to come on here and hit and run! so i peeped that and started comming after you and blasting your fugly ass! so what you started doing? setting your alarm clock to wake you up at noon since you aint got no damn job to come and post during the day. all you do is stay on here and dissect,why dont you go find your sister and have some dykke sex?

@lucky, word? aight! good looking!

I like everything about Beyonce (other than her hair being too big sometimes), but I am getting sick of her at the same time. She is overrated.She needs to chill and spend more time with Jay...let the media miss her.

Waddup link. Im finna go to the main thread.

MTO SERVERS SUCK! MTO SERVERS SUCK! MTO SERVERS SUCK! MTO SERVERS SUCK!

YESSS i can't wait

she needs her own Reality show

SHE IS SO TIRED!!!!!!!!!

i think that would b the only reason I'd tune in, otherwise i don't watch it..

TIRED OF HIGH GAS PRICES ??? [link to external website removed]

I am just done seeing and hearing her why that show? their doing just fine!!! yuck I thought she was taking a break!!

SOUTH AFRICA STAND UP!!! Joburg. Florida whattup!!

Can somebody answer me this, Where is Michael Speaks of "Whatever u need"?

BEYONCE DONT NEED TO COME TO DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES OR ANYTHING ELSE FAR AS ACTING. SHES HORRIBLE SHE CANT ACT. STICK TO SINING. SHE NEED TO BE A WIFE TO HER HUSBAND AND CHILL

OMG OMG OMG I WOULD SO LOVE TO SEE HER ON T.V. LOVE HER ON THE BIG SCREEN, BUT TO BE ABLE TO SEE MY IDOL ON PRIMETIME? THAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER!!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN EPISODE OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, BUT I'D WATCH IF SHE WAS ON. HELL IF SHE WAS ON ANY T.V. SHOW. I WILL SUPPORT HER IN ANY WAY. GO BEEEEEEEE

Add my music page and show ya girl some love ;)

N[SPAM][SPAM][SPAM]OO...BEY NEEDS TO STAY OFF THE SCREEN ACTING...THATS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR HER.

LOL!!! All you bird b1tches will be tuning in JUST to see her...

why u up here frontin'?

And then be posting the next day on BeyonceTakeOut's LEAD STORY about Bey on DHW discussing how awful she was. The point is... you will send their ratings through the roof :-D WATCHING BEYONCE... LOL!

If in fact, this is a true story and NOT one of their MANY MANY LIES...

beyonce is good actress i am very happy about that i will surely watch the show i love bey very much god bless her

Beyonce is a HORRIBLE actress, are you kidding me? That's why JENNIFER HUDSON won the Oscar. Whenever Beyonce acts, I see Beyonce, not the character she's playing. She's awful and plays every character the same.

it's respectable she wants to be the first african american woman to get a grammy, an oscar, and a tony go head girl. It's a good look for bey she's already a real desperate housewive of NYC. it's hovie baby.

For all the idiots who are crabs in the barrel, why comment? I love to see a sista doing something. The sad thing is you support Keisha Cole and the hood rat crew, even sex tape slut bucket Kim Kardashian, but some one who is just working legit, you say they are seen to much! I am convinced even if she stays away for years, some one will complain. Her last cd was in 2006 and folks are still complaining. Can she have a dam* job...... it has been 2 years....it isn't her fault mainstreem is loving her! i respect her SWAGGER! get that paper Bee.....Don't let these bitches sit you down boo!

Beyonce sit your pregnant a$$ down somewhere. Yo @ss just got married. How are you all of a sudden desperate?

CAN YALL HOP OFF BEYONCES NUTS FOR A WHILE IM SURE PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF SEEING HER

GOT DAMN MAKE ME THROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALREADY JAY Z LOOKIN WEAK FOR PAYING FOR THE PUSSSY... LOST WAGES OR NOT I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WHACK MARRIAGE DEAL LIKE THAT.

AS I SAID BEFORE THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS WHACK. SHE BRINGS HIM YOUTH AND BEUTY AND HE GIVES HER STREET CREDIT.

YOU KNOW JAY Z AIN'T HITTIN IT RIGHT. A WOMAN IN LOVE NAD NEWLY MARRRIED SHOULD BE ABLE TO SETTLE DOWN FOR A BIT BUT NOT BEYONCE. SHE CAN'T STAND TO LOOOK AT JAY Z FOR REAL. LET ALONG BEING TOUCHED BY HIM. HE WEAK AS [EXPLETIVE]!!!!

JAY Z THE [EXPLETIVE] JOKE OF 2008.

SHE CAN NOT ACT... IT'S LIKE GETTING A AUTO MECHANIC TO DO HAIR WEAVES. JUST [EXPLETIVE] UP.

TIRED OF CORPORATE WHITE AMERICA STICKING TO THE LIGHT SKINNED BLACK PEOPLE. GIVE REAL ACTRESSES REAL ROLES SO WE CAN SEE SOMETHING WITH SOME QUALITY. THEY KNOW THEY CANDO STUPID STUFF LIKE THAT BECAUSE THE YOUNG DUMMIES HAVE NO THRESH HOLD NOR STANDARDS FOR QUALITY OF ANY KIND.

BLACK WOMEN BEEN MAKING WAY BEFORE BEYONCE IF ANYTHING SHE SETS BLACK STAR QUALITY BACK A FEW CENTURIES SHAKING AROUND HALF NAKED. TINE SHOOK BUT SHE DID NOT HAVE TO BE HALF NAKED.

REAL TALENT IS RECOGNIZED BUT HOES WILL BE HOES AND MUST RESORT TO ANYTHING TO BE SEEN AND HEARD.

SHE NEEDED TO COME OUT LIKE A HO WITH JAYZ TO BE RECOGNIZED WITH DC. IT JUST SEEMS LADY LIKE B/C SHE IS WITH HER MAN. THEIR FAMILY IS FAKE AND PHONEY ANYWAY AND FAKE SO MUCH FOR APPEAREANCES IT NOT FUNNY. THE FAKE MARIAGE OF SOLANGE. THEY PAID HER BABY DADDY TO KEEP IT QUIET. HIS ASS IS PAID.

ONLY YOUNG DUMB ONES LIKE BEYONCE FOR REAL. THE HO GENERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@stophatin129...couldnt agree with u more...since when is working hard and smart at the same time become a crime??? Beyonce is one of the few very hardworking celebrities who don't have to make money by showing A$$ on magazines and making stupid porn tapes...give her a break!!!she makes clean money and she goes for what she wants...I admire her energy so if you are campaigning for her to sit her a$$ down you must me a very hateful, lazy and ignorant low life...GET A LIFE!!! Do your thang Bey...thats whats up!!!!

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congrats be be. love to see you doing ya thang even with all ya haters

Beyonce would be the most interesting character on the show. Can't stand the rest of them skinny ass white bitches.