that does not mean broke ,

*** how yall get here so fast lol

Yeah..okay, but she made FORBES 2008 top 25 riches women in entertainment.

Whatever. Maybe now she'll stop being a DIVA.

Sad...

She may not be making money from her clothing line but I still get her perfume so she has some money coming in somewhere.

Maybe after all the work they put in just to have the kids (twins to a person who was previously "barren" are a dead giveaway of fertility treatments), they realized they need to save some of that loot for the kiddies' future?

Why is this big news - there is no way in hell they are broke - she sold her baby pictures for about 2 million a couple of months ago. She owns a clothing line, etc., PLEASE MTO get it right and it is not worth being the HEAD STORY.

so maybe they dont wanna splurge anymore

Get real J-Lo is paid by Herself not 2 even mention Marc's dough.. They're prolly jus bein stingy preparin 4 those other triplets & quadruplets they're plannin on havin..

Good Morning E-Fam!

MTO, yall love saying somebody is broke because they cut back on spending and other expenses! Truth is, the recesssion is real for everyone! Even the wealthy feel it in their pockets. JLo aint hardly broke! That girl is an empire of her on and you better believe that!

Still got more money than y'all.

NAW...MARC IS SMOKIN UP THE MONEY

@TOPIC . . . YAWN ! ! !

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY ! ! !

@FAM . . . THE EMAIL MASQUERADE WE HAD GOING ON YESTERDAY WAS HILARIOUS ! ! I COULD HARDLY KEEP UP! LMAO ! ! !

with the gas prices I am cutting back 2

Well Diddy sad that he was spending recklessly so, maybe they are cutting back too,

LOL 2 kids, One Floped movie and what does Antonio do again? Oh yeah! he works at the Haunted house SKELETON BOY! so no work till October..=-( No wonder..

YES YES YALL!!!! LOL Morningggg...

They're RICH...they can do what the want!!!

LOL @@@@@@ FAM!!!!!!

Hey I got all 113 EMAILS yesterday! *rolln eyes*

I will get started according to the dates given. I get a few discounts for Rentals and Hotels so that will help. I am gonna divide yall up in crews that will be easier for me..example the ATLANTA Crew..will get all the info pertaining to ATL ONLY. Aight. Give me a few days. The sonner the better, as far as prices and availability.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR!

jenny from the block, huh? wanna be down? nothin cute about goin negroid broke now is it?

I wouldn't pay for a nanny either, regardless of how much money I make. U can't trust them. And just because she is cutting back doesn't mean she is broke.

It kills me when ppl who grew up dirt poor and somehow strike it rich,spend $$$ like that *** grows on trees...You would think since they know what poverty feels like they would be more wise about spending, but nooooo. Seriously whats the use for a private jet?? even huge airlines cant keep up w/the gas prices these days and r going bankrupt and J Ho thinks she can do it

GOOD MORN-TING!

HEY' Y'ALL!!!!!!!!

I'LL BE IN AND OUT!

WATCHING FROM THE TOWERS!!!

I'M OUT!

We all need to cut back it's a *** recession!!!

BISSSSSHHHH!!!!!!! HEY BABES!!!! DID YOU HAVE A GRRRRRRREAT TIME?LOL

WUT UP MAF GREY SEXYCOCOA

AND WHAT *** EMAIL MASQUERADE. AWWWW *** YALL TOO LOL

Last I checked, taking home $1M after paying off everyone DOES NOT make one "broke." And, did you stop to think that she would rather have family watch her kids than a stranger?

*Ran up in the thread all naked and stuff*

*head still spinning from the emails*

At Story: Let's have some concrete evidence please!!!

*eagle split*

Hotdamn, I'll be chilling on the beach with Miami's Crime Secene Detectives Horation & Delko!!!

*spirit fingers*

WHAT IT DO FAM???? WHO'S EXCITED ABOUT TODAY BEING THURSDAY??? I AM!!!! YEA!!!!

Leave J Lo alone. I highly doubt they're broke.

GOOD MORNING ATLANTA FOLKS

what goes up must come down.....(remember that beyonce) however, Marc been lookin broke for about a decade now......And jlo- - I just dont see her being that unwise about her money..... Cause the singing thing was a wash.... and whats the last movie she was in??????? I guess now she'll stop paying $100 for a hamburger????

tHem folks aint BROKE. ***, i know broke niccas.

They just got less.

SHE IS NOT BROKE..

AND Y THE HELL THIS FONT LOOK LIKE THAT

LOL @VAIN

THEM *** SPIRIT FINGERS

BROKE????? I highly doubt it....SMART? maybe

Anywho!!!

GOOD MORNING ERBODY!!!!! HAPPY THURSDAY! Memorial Weekend is @ hand!!!!!!

HEY SEXYREDD! HEY BISHOP! HEY MS. * spirit fingers * LOL!

* * * * * WHAT'S UP ATL_BANGA

so what...the nanny can't get fired without it being financial peril. maybe she wanted to raise her own kids.

LMAO..

SEXY read the tag..*smdh*

Grey... Morning darln'

V..*rolln eyes @ her eagle split* Uh can u please drop mini me to school already?! She can not have anotha girls day with you! Thx.

LMAO

I dont believe it

Hey Just making sure every one is aware..

Hmmm Okayyyy Let's try this again!

LOL @@@@@@ FAM!!!!!!

Hey I got all 113 EMAILS yesterday! *rolln eyes*

I will get started according to the dates given. I get a few discounts for Rentals and Hotels so that will help. I am gonna divide yall up in crews that will be easier for me..example the ATLANTA Crew..will get all the info pertaining to ATL ONLY. Aight. Give me a few days. The sonner the better, as far as prices and availability.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR!

It is about time that she recognized that money isn't going to last for ever, especially when it isn't coming in like it used to.

Isn't everyone cutting back? To them, they may have less money than usual, but I'm sure none of us on this site could call a couple of millions in the bank (vs. several millions) broke.

AY yall I'm at the Crib today so i will be back on a lil lata!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Hey, everybody is cutting back. i down to one SN!

@Bishop...bite me! LOL!!! Fiiine...but I'm keeping the spirit fingers and only use them from time to time!

So, what are you sending to the Tallhahassee folk?

Rooms...

@Bishop...dang girl, you're still home?

My head hit the desk reading your tag!!! LMAO!!! I am sooooo sorry!!!

NEXT TIME I GET OVER 200 *** EMAILS IN ONE DAY, SOMEBODYS GETTIN CUT. LAST DAY OF WORK BABY, HOWS THE WEATHER IN ORLANDO?

@LOVE_MOUNDS - welcome back from the dead baby girl @HEDGE_HOG - put up a pic of them bycthes as ur next avi @GREY aka AKKELAH_AND_THE_BEE - igg!!! @MzDynasty313 - wutz good wit ya sexy? @SEXYCOCOA - you speakin today ma? @SEYREDD - wut up witcha ma?

Wonder why the nanny left? hopefully she will get a "friend" to spill the details of what *ssholes the Muniz's were to work for to the Enquirer. Down sizing seems to be the thing these days for people that had their 15 minutes less is more, I am sure they got plenty money not usre about how much $ the husband has I am tired of hearing stories about his tax and coke problems

@bish

*** what happened. lmao.

@atl shidd im good. preparing for these upcoming days of partyin!!!!! yayyyyy me, happy birthday to me!!!!!even though it aint till sunday, but *** it. happy birthday to me!!!!

and im *** sholl glad i knew nuthin about that email situation.lol. 200? dayum

SUP "greyeyedchyck" HOW YOU BE MA

U HERE IN ATL FOR THE WEEKEND UM LOOKING FOR A B'QUE PARTY

@ATLeon08

Ay Bay Bae!!!!!! u ready for FL?

Good morning CHIPMUNKS!!!

Bishop - My muffin is better today. Thank you LORD!! I'd kill myself!

Vain - Grrrrrrr...

Carolina - Hi cute..

SexyR - Hi babes

Greeneyes - you finna have some Lulu soon! Yessir - Love is in the air, lol.

Deniece - I *** love southern folks!!

Mafia - if you are more KUNTRY than Leon & Deniece, you WILL get molested. Sincerely, Glow worm, lol.

SexyCocoa - good morning....

Ok - my fingers hurt....

Oh, And Charlie - Your old *** pop tart. lol - but Dayum I could make love to ur nose. :-)

On Topic: *scrolln up* Oh....NO COMMENT. lol

@ SEXYREDD

HAPPY BIRFDAY 2 ya! HAPPY BIRFDAY 2 ya! HAPPY BIIIRRRFF-DAY! HAPPY BIRFDAY 2 ya!

@LUCY . . .LOL! DON'T TEASE ME!

Maybe they are trying to be more frugal with having children now....ya think MTO?

@ATLEON . . . STOP F/U/C/***/ING POUTING ! ! ! IGG YO' D/A/M/*** SELF NICCA!

thank ya mzdynasty

lol

wut up lulu

Oh Boyyyy!!!!! JLow may be a lot of things, but BROKE is NOT one of 'em!

This site is so *** pathetic!

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Maybe she should borrow money from her insurance company that is cover her booty

Good morning FAM...

Hey, what the hell is Bishop putting together? I missed that whole conversation. See what happends when you miss a few days. All I know is that a package for the Indiana girl better be included.

SexyRedd...Is it your bday? Did I miss it?

Hey: Lulu ATL Grey Bishop Vain ***spirit fingers*** aka "Jazz hands" Mafia

...did I miss anyone?

NEXT

YAAAAAAAAAAANNNNWWWW WWW

Greeneyes, I ain't teasin....you gone love you summa me!

If I ever move down south, I have to buy a "southern dictionary"...lol.

Y'all got some thick *** accents that I love!!

HEY KEKO!

Now you know JLO's *** is not without a nanny. She ain't taking care of those kids by herself. Do any of you actually know someone who bought anything from her ghetto tacky clothing line? Where I'm from that $hit is always on the clearance rack at the department store. It doesn't surprise me because her last album didn't do so hot and her movies never make any money so she's used up pretty much all of her fifteen minutes of fame.

Keko - good morning babes!

Y'ALL SAY $1 MILLION LIKE THAT'S CHUMP CHANGE. RICH PEOPLE CAN BE ON A BUDGET TOO

@PORK_CHOP - aint nobody gotta thick accent, you juss a *** yankee. from beantown. @SEXYREDD - Happy Bday ma. anything i can get you? @KEKO - i just wanted to tell you how muck U SUCK!!! @AKEELAH_AND_THE_BEE - IGG!!! @MzDynasty313 - um ready, but next time um comin ur way...

O no! She's spending time w/her own kids! ! !

So she can't drop 'em off at any random house (a la Britney) and she can't watch them herself....you want them, Fred?

Good Morning Fam!

@SexyRed

Happy early Birthday Babe!

@Lulu

How you gone just bounce yesterday without speaking to me?

@Atleon

What up Pimpin? How ya been?

@Grey

Hey fellow Virgo, what's good wit cha?

@Vain

Hey Onions!! What's good babe?

@Mafia

How ya been my friend?

@Keko

What's cracking?

@Carolina_G

Hey pretty lady?

@Bishop

Happy belated Birthday Ma! Did you have fun on your special day?

--------- back on my grind again

Hello ladies...Lulu and Grey...what the hell is Bishop putting together? A vacation? I need to get my story together now to tell Com...

"Umm...baby...some of the girls are taking a trip...what...no...no guys are coming..."

They probaly want to be more hands on w/ their kids. Also who has time to be spending up all you dough. J Lo go cake stacked somewhere I don't think she will ever be broke.

Anyone seen MAN on FIRE?

Don't put no pressure on the chump.

Yo J.Lo - all jokes aside you and the little ones will be safe with me.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! ON TOPIC..WHO GIVES A F....STILL LOV J LO THOUGH..SHE'S SO PURTY..LOL

VAIN..*** WANTS TO KNOW IF HE'S GONNA BE THE ONLY GUY..I TOLD HIM NO DERACA AND ATL ARE GONNA BE THERE OR IS DERACA CONSIDERED A GIRL..IDK..LOL... DERACA...BABY ANSWER THAT ONE FOR ME ANYWAY HOW COME HUSBANDS CAN'T COME IF ATL, CHRIS, AND DERACA WILL BE THERE..THEY'E MEN..i TOLD BLAX TO BRING HER HUSBAND...YOU THINK MY HUSBAND IS GONNA LET ME GO MEET PEOPLE THAT I'VE MET ONLINE ALONE...NO WAY...EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE MY FAM.. HE WOULD MAKE SURE HE'S WITH ME...AND I PROMISE WE'D HAVE A BALL FOR REAL

Hi Jimmy babes

ATL...STOP THAT! Check your email punk!

@Jane Dough

How you been Ma?

--------- back on my grind again

My bad...had to do a bit of work since I didn't get much done yesterday.

Orlando Weather... Friday 89° / 71° Saturday 88° / 70° Sunday 83° / 66°

@ATL...I should take a pic of the tree thats still down as my avi...

@Lusil...grrr back at you!

Good Morning Keko, Grey...Ghetto Diva (sexyred)

Hey Lusil!!

@ Redd....is your bday tomorrow???

could it be that the game changes when u have kids??? it makes more sense to save for their future than to buy Fendi shoes...most people DO grow up and get perspective when they are suddenly responsible for lives other than their own...and ANYWAYS...where does it say they cant AFFORD a nanny?? it says she abruptly LEFT...yall are a joke in journalism....can yall comprehend??

Hey Fam!!!! **Lookin Stupid Cause I had NO IDEA MIA was a 10hr drive from ATL to MIA**

@Grey & ATL Roundtrip airline tickets going for $206.00...LOL!!!!!

@LuLu I was tired than a mofo this morning and I blame u...but I still luv ya...XoXo!!!

What's good!!! Bishop Vain Sexyredd Keko Carolina Jimmy ~ Long time no see or hear from playa!!!!

Jaylens...I understand completely! My man would NEVER let me go somewhere (especially a city I have never been to and have no fam there) by myself. He would have to come...or I can't. I really don't think that there is a way around it.

@Keko

Are you wearing a seatbelt Ma? Can't have you flying up out of there if you not strapped in. How's the wedding plans?

Morning J_mommy!

--------- back on my grind again

Hey Jaylens ~ How's the fam Babez!???

@JM...Husbands are allowed. That's cool...we'll have fun!!! And no he won't be the only guy...Bishop has friends there in MIA too! He'll be far from the ONLY guy!

@Jimmy...what's up luv? Been a min. How are you??

@JAKEY . . . $206.00 AIN'T BAD AT ALL ! ! BUT YOU KNOW A BYTCH CAN GET US THERE IN 6 OR 7. YOU HAD RODE WITH ME BEFORE. LOL ! !

BUT THEN AGAIN GAS IS TOO *** HIGH ! ! ! WHERE ARE THOSE TICKETS @ FOR $206.00 ? ?

he looks like a reformed crack head..period

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GHETTO DIVA...SEXY REDD!!! IT'S MY DAWG'S BIRTHDAY IT'S MY DAWG'S BIRTHDAY IT'S MY DAWG'S BIRTHDAY

Hey Jimmy!

I been. Nothing new.

@Jakey

Heeeeyy baby! How you be?

--------- back on my grind again

I must have missed the part where it said she was broke. Because J Lo is paid not so sure about the hubby.

[SPAM].com/khubbard

Hey jimmy...how are you hon?? Keko...ditto...glad to hear I'm not the only one. Jakey baby..how are you darling?? the fam is great..my little one is growing up so fast and starting to put me to work behind him now. How are your gorgeous babie? Vain...oh ok..that's good cause in yesterdays e mails..it was said that blax should not bring her husband so I assumed that meant no husbands..lol

@Jaylens Like I told Blax ya'll do what u feel u want to do...I believe it was only one person saying "no husbands allowed..if u know u can have fun wit ur Husbies then brang do what u wanna do, can't nobody tell u who or not to bring when ur spending ur own money to get there...It's my personal decision to ride DOLO...we all grown!!!

@ Jakey....good morning, miss lady!

@ Jimmy...hey love, how are ya?

Jimmy, My bad - I came and left yesterday. I promise to make it up to ya! :-)

Charlie, I can understand Deniece just fine - it's you - it's the crack, right? lol. I ain't no yankee - I'm always an islander at heart, sucka.

Deniece - I loooooved making love on the phone. And yes, I was late coming in to work cuz of you!! But love is indeed in the air!!

Jaylens - hi babes! Bring hubby - bring everybody! lol ~ You may wanna ask ATL the same question as DeRaCa - hehehehe. J/***, b4 he has a heart attack.

*babies*

sexy r..I will be calling you this weekend to wish you a happy birthday

What date is everyone looking at for the MIA trip?

Jimmy...Hey babes...I always wear my seatbelt! Safety first..lol The wedding...the nerve recking wedding plans...I have to take a break. We can't even agree on the size of the wedding. It is all making me sick.

@JaneDough

Do you rap? cause your screen name and your swagger screams yeah. lol

@Vain

I'm feeling a lot better babez. How are ya?

--------- back on my grind again

I need to hit my refresh button more often.

Hey Jakey!!! What's good with ya ma??? I see you double checked that travel time! LOL cause if it's gonna take me that long it sure as heck gonna take you an additional 4-5 hrs

@JIMMY - wutz good wit ya pimpin. just anotha day in the A. @KEKO - no really, U SUCK!!! what up wit u tho ma? @JAKEY - take that blonde azz wig off baby, it'll be okay @JAYLEN - its vacation, leave him home.

@Grey I know thats what I was condidering...we would pay well over $206 in gas driving there!!! I found those prices on americanexpresstrave l.com!!!! I was checking for Blax too and from Cali tickets were like $430...ouch!!!!

oh jakey I did not know it was you girl...I did not know who was who..it was so hard to keep up and so confusing...lol

PLEASE THEY GOT MORE MONEY THAN. ME, MTO AND EVRY1 ELSE COMMENTIN RITE NOW. *** IF THEY BROKE THEN IM PENTI-LESS

And everyone,

Good NEWS: Mario (bowl of chocolate as Bish describes him) has confirmed his attendance to Miami! YAYE - you guys will LOOOOVE him.

One more Snicka for you ladies! ;-)

You're welcome in advance!

I seriously doubt that. We're in a recession, evreyone's cutting back....

@Jimmy...I read where you were in the Hospital!!! And you sure you're feeling and doing better?

Note to all:

Ya'll wont' get me like you did yesterday...I have SO much stuff on my desk it's crazy!! Your fault...Never Mine!

LMAO @ LuLu...U so *** silly!!!!

check out this new book

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=173140682

Atl..lol...there is no way that's gonna happen homie. I mentioned it to him yesterday and he said you're a married woman and I'm your husband...you ain't going nowhere without me to meet people that you met online

***FAM***

I am hurt that nobody included me in the MIA trip plans...**tear**

I am asking question..and not getting answers. I will be back later...

haven't ya'll learned by now that seatbelts ain't cool, according to a physco *** blogger.

@PORK_CHOP - so u sayin u don't understand the way i talk? U SUCK! you understand that?

Keko,

I am soooo sick of Com and his controlling ways, lol.

HEY JIMMY & VAIN ! ! !

lusil..lol..you are crazy... atl????

keko..girl ypu know you're included...give me your e mail addy and I will fill you in

@Carolina_G

I'm good, getting back to my ol' self slowly. How's ya day going so far?

@Lulu

You know all is forgiven my friend.

@Keko

Sorry to hear the wedding plans are working your nerves Ma. But at least you stay buckled up. lol

--------- back on my grind again

@KEKO - umma send you the email, crybaby. @PORK_CHOP - its only one *** SNICKA!

* * Raising my hand to ask a question * *

UHHHMM LUCY WHO IS MARIO ? ?

* * patiently waiting for a response * *

LOL ! !

Charlie - I understand what you type, unfortunately it's your voice that's the problem. Fix it, SUCKA. Do you understand this *waving my *** in the air*?? Argh...

Jaylens: If I were married, my man would be going too!! Your husband makes a solid argument...flip it around and see if you wouldn't be trippin if he told you the same, lol.

Also, is it okay to fly to Fort Lauderdale?? I was just on JetBlue...excuse my ignorance.

MARIO??? really...gosh the single ladies will be sooo happy

Luisl..I'm not debating at all girl..he's my husband..where I go he goes..we do everything together..I love going to clubs with him..he's so much fun and we're usually the center of attention cause my man can dance his *** off...check out the Aaliyah video..more than a woman..you'll see my baby dancing

Greeneyes,

Mario is an old friend from Boston who currently lives in L.A. He's a choreographer & dancer - and he's one of my bestest friends.

Stats: 6'2", 210lbs...and chocolately fresh!!

He's DOPE - that's all you need to know,lol.

I want to put him on BISH's payroll - he'd definitely have a good line up.

And Charlie, he is NOT ***! lol

jimmy67luv: No, but I write/sing when I get bored.

myspace.com/msfairinheight

@Vain

I still have to take some medication, but i haven't had a headache since. My doctor said that I'll be fine.

@Atleon

Good to hear everythings cool in the A. What happen to MrCBR? do he still log on?

@Jakey

I heard it's getting more expensive to fly these days. How are the little ones?

--------- back on my grind again

Um, yeh.. MTO, y'all need to get a chatroom...

WHAT'S UP FAM? EVERYBODY STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE?

Jaylens,

Mario does choreography and has done some tours w/ some major stars, gotta remember which ones...hmmmm.

Your husband and Mario can have a dance off, LOL!!

I went to one of his hip-hop classes....was soooo embarrassed that I couldn't keep up. I have no rhythm ,lol. But I looove watchn folks dance who really can dance. It's so sexy.

@Lusil...plus Bishop have all her single male friends on deck for us single ladies!!! They know we're coming! Yea!

Plus, Bishop is gonna take us to the beach! I can't wait...

@JIMMY LUV...MR.SMELL GOOD!!! HOW THE HELL R U?

LOL @ THE STATS GIVEN BY LUCY ! ! !

@BISHOP . . . EVERYBODY CAN'T BE ON THE PAYROLL! LMAO ! ! ! I'M SAYING DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEMAKERS AS IT IS?

It's a recession. Everyone in their right mind is cutting back and saving. I know I am!

Jimmothy,

Hol' up - I just read - is my lil' turnip, sick??

*sad face* I hope all is well.

And I'm glad that I'm forgiven. :-)

@GLOW WORM......HEY MY BABY!!

Hey Mafia!!!! I am!! I am!!! I'm a Good Girl, I always stay out of trouble!

*side stepping the bolt*

Whats good with ya?

SORRY, HAD A MEETING.

THANKS FOR THE BDAY ***. WISH YALL COULD COME PARTY WIT ME. ITS NOT TIL SUNDAY THOUGH.

UM WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT A TRIP? HMMMMM WELL *** YALL TOO. LOL IM WIT YOU KEKO. IM APPALLED. LOL.

@VAIN...HEY MY PARTNER IN CRIME*HIGH FIVE*

@MS AFGHAN

****FUKKIN DEAD*******

MS.AFGH..........YOU NEVER FAIL ME!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAZY AZZ!

With your fake *** UNTRUE stories and errors you MTO had better watch YO' pockets.

Morning Ladies *** Gents.... Bish/ Vain/ Jakey/ Grey Eyed/ Jaylen/ Hell.... where was everyone yesterday?????????

@Vain,

Deniece told me last *** that I can't find real love in a weekend, LOL - so I guess I'll be playn scrabble by the beach, hopefully there's another boring bytch coming along!! :-)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

VainChick Flag post @Lusil...plus Bishop have all her single male friends on deck for us single ladies!!! They know we're coming! Yea!

Plus, Bishop is gonna take us to the beach! I can't wait...

@greyeyedchyck...HEY GIRLIE!

GREY!

GREY!

LMAO!!

@MSAFGHAN . . . HEY ! !

@SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB...HAPPY BDAY!!!

WHAT? U R GOING TO BE 21?

<--------- is broke as hell. no need to speculate, it's true!

LMAO MS_AFGHAN! WTF???

hey fam!!!!!

@MAFIA . . . HEY MAFIA ! ! LMFAO ! ! ! I AM SO MAD YOU REMEMBERED THAT!

ATL ! ! ! !

ATL ! ! ! !

@jaylens_mommy...I'M PINCHING YOUR BABY'S CHEEKS AS WE SPEAK!!!

CAN'T WAIT UNITL HE TURNS 18! AND I'LL BE WAITING!

@diamond_girl..HEY CHOCOLATE!

@greyeyedchyck....*HALO* WHAT?

Mafia,

Not sure you'll appreciate, but someone told me last *** that you are KUNTRY as heck! Please confirm.

Thank you for your cooperation, lol.

So I see ur coming! YAYE!! I'm finna meet my e-BFF times infinity plus one minus nothing!

@maf

naw, 22.

J-Lo and Marc are not broke and never will be!!!!

I don't know if there is any truth to this. What happen to the six million dollars they made from Peoples magazine for their pictures.

I really doubt that there is no nanny for the babies wasn't this the same site that reported that she had six nannes altogether.

It's a known fact that people with lots of money hire someone else to raise their kids, that's why they brag about wanting to have more.

@JaneDough

I do the music thang in my spare time, Rapper/producer..I'm working on a project. When it's done I'll be getting a myspace music page. Where you at on the map? I'm repping Philly.

@Lulu

I'm feeling better everyday...I'm still waiting on those sky diving lessons. lol

@Mafia

Heeyyy Mami! How you been? you still chasing *** in those flip-flops? lol

--------- back on my grind again

Really Lusil..that's cool girl.. my husband has done alot of music videos...they'll get along great...trust me. Let me know if mario tours with chris brown ..please..so I can go on a stalking mission

Mafia...lol...girl you crazy...you'd be old enough to be his grandma..lol how are you hon??

***FLAT ON THE FLOOR*** AFGHAN!!! You're the ***!!!! LMAO!!!

@Lusil...Bishop said that she'll play with you on the beach. Hell, I might play too. Never played by the beach with a drink! And the guys walking by...Oh, that'll be fun!

@LUSIL...YES I AM COUNTRY...BUT YOU KNOW I'M A MILITARY BRAT..SO MY ACCENT MY NOT BE THAT THICK...LMAO!! BUT I STILL GOT LIL' COUNTRY IN ME.....

@JIMMY...*SMELLING HIM AS I HUG HIM...HOW HAVE U BEEN...NAH...I AINT STILL CHASING ***...SOME OF MY "HOMEGIRLS" STOLE 'EM AWAY FROM ME...BUT LIKE MY HOMIE SAY

SISTERS BEFORE MISTERS!!!

SEXY...WHAT??!!! *** I 'MEMBER THOSE DAYS!!

@Diamond

How's the bee stings babe!lol sting anybody lately?

@Ms_Afgh

You crazy as all out doors. how are ya?

--------- back on my grind again

@jaylens_mommy.......

NO I WILL NOT!!!! I'M ONLY LIKE 20 NOW!!LMAO!

Hey Diamond!!! Happy Thursday!!!!

22!! OMG - I am an old cow! Wow. Thank goodness white skinned folks grow old gracefully. Thank goodness. NO??? lol

Jaylens - Mario has a wonderful personality - one of the best & funniest people I've ever met in my life. He's my only consistent male friend, lol. I'm sure they'll get along great. I know he used to tour, but not sure now. He's also has a beautiful voice & I make him sing to me all the time! Chris Brown - yummy...but he's a bit too old for me...I like 'em 16, 17 TOPS, lol.

Jimmy - you to skurred of dem lessons!

@Vain,

Deniece told me last *** that I can't find real love in a weekend, LOL - so I guess I'll be playn scrabble by the beach, hopefully there's another boring bytch coming along!! :-) ********************************************* @LuLu Ummm...I don't think those were my exact words!!!!!

@Ms_Afghan Girl these crazy heffas had me tied up on yahoo sending 1000 emails back and forth!!!!!

@Fam wouldn't ya'll love to see the enfamous Ms_Afghan/PL/Maury...LOL...we should invite her!!!!!

@Jimmy Hey Hun...I been good, but the question is...How are you, How u feelin babes!!!????

I'LL BE BACK...MY LUVS!!!

BISHOP AND DERACA..COME OUT TO PLAY!!!!!!!

JAKEY.....*HUGS*

I DOUBT THAT A PAIR OF TWINS WILL BREAK JLO.

LuLu said: Mafia,

Not sure you'll appreciate, but someone told me last *** that you are KUNTRY as heck! Please confirm. ****************************************************

@Mafia Don't look at me...LMAO!!!!

@JAKEY..........*BLANK STARE*

OH I'M COUNTRY, HUH?

LMAO!!!!!

MsAfghan, only you!!

HEY Y'ALL GO AND WISH OBX A HAPPY BDAY IN DA FORUM!!

I'M OUT!

Mafia - well make sure you bring the accent because it's like meeting foreigners. I'm an off the boat African, calling southern folks foreigners, LOL at that!

Vain - you promise?? I will absolutely pack my scrabble board if you ain't kiddn. DAYUM, u are kiddn, huh? I'm soooo gullible! Seriously, I already told Leon, I ain't going to no clubs...so I guess y'all will have to grab me kicking and screaming...like my cousin does up here!!...even will dress me too! lol

As long as I meet y'all, I'm good. I can be all by my lonesome & I'll be cool.

Of course they would be cutting back..so is everbody else....

they are not immune to this economy...

Oh ***, didn't see my Diamante - hi babes!! So I see you haven't been following Lucia's money saving techniques. Tsk tsk!

Niecey, I know they weren't your exact words, but that's the jist of it. I ain't finding real love, lol. *daydreamn of love* ONE DAY it'll happen.

Mafia - I don't know why Niecey told on herself - coulda been anyone. :-) OOOOh, and Mafia, Mario is coming & he's gon teach you how to dance!!

hey ms afg.. maf...you liar..lol

Lusil...really...wow..they most def have alot in common..my husband can sing too. He had a group a few yrs back and he did some producing too. He made a song about when we met..it was so sweet..I still listen to it and he sang to me on our wedding day...awwww. but yeah Mario sounds like a great guy....cannot wait to meet him

WIAT WAIT WAIT.... THERES AN MIA TRIP PLANNED?????

KeKo.... NOBODY TOLD ME EITHER!!

HEY MAFIA!!!! VAIN! How yall be?

@jimmy the bee stings are ggggrrrrreat! Not stingin any body lately, though i have a mind to b!tchslap a couple people.....

***pimp hand trembling***

Hey Jalens, ATL and KeKo!!

@ Jimmy...my day is cool, its Friday for me b/c I'm off tomorrow!! Yaayyyy!!!!

@Jakey

I'll send you an email in a few to fill you in.

@Lulu

You know I'm skuured of them lessons...you would have to pry me out the plane with a crowbar. lol

I'm out for now, lunchtime

--------- back on my grind again

@Mafia LuLu said she loves me and ATL's southern drawl and said "I wonder if Mafia is Kuntry too"...I was like HELL YEA...cause even I say mafia is Kuntry...LOL...but it's aight southern accents are the best...PLEASE BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she needs to find work soon

Oh ***, didn't see my Diamante - hi babes!! So I see you haven't been following Lucia's money saving techniques. Tsk tsk!

(((head lowered in shame)))

which means i SURE ain't goin to Miami! NOT LIKE ANYBODY INVITED A NUCCA THO!

Me, keko, and afghan are gonna beat yalls behinds, and afghan is gonna report about it!

(ay keko, you here? lemme hold your ring fo you, babes, don't want it to get lost in the fight!!! lol!)

hell i aint know neither ms afghan!!!!!!!!!

they just said *** us huh?

in bishs words, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr

dammit.

i wanna go too.

***, MTO. What have you been doing, hacking their bank accounts online? Naw, ya'll don't have the brain power to pull anything off like that. Just like you're too stupid and insignificant to know the real financial status of J Lo & Marc; just like Jay-Z, they could buy this site or put it out of existence if they realy wanted to.

Shellly Flag post MsAfghan, only you!! **********************************************

Uh uh girl.... You just as bad and then some!!!

and JAKEY

IF I SEND YO *** ONE MO TEXT OR YAHOO IM AND I DONT GET NO REPLY BACKKKK. OOOOOO. IMA SCREAM SO LOUD YO *** GONE HEAR ME WAYYYYYY IN DA *** ATL. LOL

EVERYONE

Doesnt it look like Ms Charmin got her Sweet & Lows done?

I mean I dont remember them being above her navel.

Charmin whats up girl? Looking good though.

@redd why come u dont text me no mo?

SMH @PL! YOU ARE "SPECIAL!"

you know whats funny...*** asked me if shellly was gonna be there...bwwaaahhhhhaaaaahaha ha

HEY DIAMOND

YOU FORGOT ME IN THAT EQUATION TOO DAMMIT. LOL

I KNOW HUH. AINT LIKE WE WAS INVITED OR NUTHIN.

<<<<<<FEELS LIKE AN OUTCAST

@Carolina_G

You lucky...and you just gone rub it in like dat huh?lol I have to come in 2morrow but it's all good. Any plans this weekend?

@Diamond

LOL at ***pimp hand trembling*** Happy to hear that the bee stings are ggrrreat! Why you ain't stinging nobody Ma?

--------- back on my grind again

@DIAMOND

KUZ YO *** DONT TEXT BACK!!!!LMAO

BRB. LUNCH

Jaylens, Love me some Mario - haven't seen him in a year, so it'll be nice to see his stankn ***! :-) I'll make him sing and dance - he'd kill me tho! lol

Deniece, YOU AIN'T EVA LIED - that's the truth. I love the accents. I'm sure y'all don't even notice...I'm like, "DAYUM that's thick"...but seriously, I think Leon's got some deep down south African mixed in w/ his accent. :-P

Diamante - tell hubby that you need money for a baby convention or summn. lol...no?

@Sexy ***...I swear on errthang I ain't get no text from you in the last couple of days...but I just sent you one to make sure u have the right number!!!!! LOL...My bad girl...u know I luv ya!!!

jakey_natey Flag post

@Fam wouldn't ya'll love to see the enfamous Ms_Afghan/PL/Maury...LOL...we should invite her!!!!! ***************BLANK STARE*****************

Ya mean Yall having a meet *** greet BBQ in my backyard and NOT inviting me?

<------Running out of the thread bawling her eyes out!

Waaaaa... waaaaaa (blowing nose is Bish's handkerchief... waaaaa

@JAKEY . . IT'S INFAMOUS NOT ENFAMOUS BABE! LOL ! ! YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING!

AKELLAH_AND_THE_BEE . . MY *** ! ! I'LL SAY IT FOR YOU AND ATL!

think Leon's got some deep down south African mixed in w/ his accent. :-P

Bwaaaahahahaaa!!!!! Girl u FOOLISH!!!!

Well hopefully someone can at least get Shellly and Wompwomps autographs for me....

They are far from broke trust me.

But she should watch her spending when it comes to the babies.

It is ludicrous to spend so much on baby clothes when they grow so fast and won't be able to wear it in a month or two!

MsAfghan, PL, Efam stalker...and whatever other SN:

I would give you the *** off my back, literally if you come! I will expose my bussoms to all of MTO if you come!!

So um, you coming???? :-)

@BISHOP . . . . I HAVE ONE REQUEST WHEN I GET THERE . . . TAKE ME TO THE PLACE THAT SELLS THE GARLIC CRABS AND POTATOES IN A BUCKET ! ! !

MY COUSIN HAS AN AUNT DOWN THERE AND EVERYTIME SHE COMES BACK SHE BRINGS SOME HOME.

CAN I BRING THOSE BACK ON THE PLANE? GONNA BE LOOKING AT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT LIKE, "BYTCH I AIN'T CARGO CHECKING ***, THESE ARE STAYING UP HERE WITH ME HO3!" LMAO ! ! !

@Ms_Afghan Oh U live in MIA??? 4REAL?? I didn't think u would want to meet us honestly...I would love to meet ya, we don'thave any other way to get in touch witcha, all of this was planned via email!!!

@Sexy, Keko, & Diamond ya'll stop trippin u know good and *** well we would love everyone to be apart of it...I'm just tryna make sure it's TRUELY goi down, ya'll know how black folks do!!!

@Akeela I Knew that...*** UP!!!!!!!

lol no MTO your broke. Maybe half your readers are broke but Jlo and hubby are not broke. lol not at all.

@LUCY . . I'M REALLY STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE A NUDIST IN ANOTHER LIFE! LMAO ! !

Diamond and Ms_Afg...

See how they do us. Planning *** and don't include us. I don't appreciate it...how bout ya'll?

And they be talking on the phone and mess...I feel left out and not loved.

Diamond...girl you finally get to hold my ring...cause I am bout to fight!!!

Niecey,

I swear to you, I use 2 q-tips, douce them w/ alcohol, to get my ears as clear as possible - then I turn off the tv, unplug anything that makes any buzz sound, and then listen intently to try and understand what he says!! It's a workout, I tell ya!! :-)

LOl @ greeneyes,

Girl, I can't change in front of anyone! I swear to you, not my momma, sister...ANYONE!! I am covered from head to toe. But I am willing to make an exception to meet the "IN"famous PERIODLICKER!! ;-)

Well the reccesion.

lmao @keko

i know. ***. lol. you know we can talk anytime. lmao.my lil black chyna doll.

THEY NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BROKE!!! THEY PROBLY JUS TOO *** PICKY WIT DEM TWINS (ESPECIALLY J.LO) THATZ WHY THE NANNY LEFT AN THEY PROBLY DIDN'T FIND NO ONE "GOOD ENOUGH" TO WATCH DEY BABIES YET. BUT WE ALL KNO J.LO GOT CRAZY MONEY EVEN THO HER MOVIES AIN'T DOIN AS WELL AS THEY USED TO SHE STILL GOTS PAPER! AN I LIKED THAT MOVIE WIT HER AN MARC (EL CANTANTE) I SEEN THE OTHER WEEK ON CINEMAX IT WAS KOO

I doubt seriously either one of them is "broke" -but of course when you are no longer in the "spotlight" you are not worth as much -

As far as her sister keeping the twins - that is probably when she prefers.

I'm sure they could afford a nanny if they wanted it.

lusil1976 Flag post MsAfghan, PL, Efam stalker...and whatever other SN:

I would give you the *** off my back, literally if you come! I will expose my bussoms to all of MTO if you come!!

So um, you coming???? :-)

*****************OMG OMG********************

OMG somebody get me some Tylenol I am not myself...

(fanning face and holding back tears) *OMG OMG Netfeelings*

Well I guess I'll talk to Bish. I'm just curious why neighbor didn't invite me.

Niecey,

I swear to you, I use 2 q-tips, douce them w/ alcohol, to get my ears as clear as possible - then I turn off the tv, unplug anything that makes any buzz sound, and then listen intently to try and understand what he says!! It's a workout, I tell ya!! :-) ****************************************************** ROTFLMBAO!!!!! HaHaHaHaHaHa OMG...girl u too *** silly...u know he gone get u when he reads this...LOL!!!!!!!

Jakey... Yes... I been done told y'all over and over Im in the M.I.A

MsAfghan,

I will most certainly do it, if you come!! You know everyone wants to know how this "crazy" person looks! You will be the guest of honor!

There's no reason for you NOT to be there if you in FL!!

Keko..don't feel left out hon..we love you. Don't feel bad..I don't have anyone's #but seyxredd...she gave it to me. And I just got vain's and blax's and I gave mine to vain first. Maybe you should make the first move..lol

Lusil..why have you and mario not hook up yet oh and I thought I was the good girl in the group...you are like a nun..lol

i would like to say to every one who forgot me keko, ms afghan and diamante,

YOU SUCKKKKKKK

@Grey DAMMIT u and ATL wit those tag lines...can ya'll please take em down now...WTF ya'll havin a standoff wit the tag lines!!!!

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO JAKEY BABY FOR NOT PUTTIN THE ONE IN FRONT OF HER NUMBER WHEN I SAVED IT. LMAO. *** A. LMAO.

SORRRRRYYYYYYY JAKEYYYYYYYYYY

WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME. LMAO

KEKO1720 Flag post Diamond and Ms_Afg...

See how they do us. Planning *** and don't include us. I don't appreciate it...how bout ya'll?

And they be talking on the phone and mess...I feel left out and not loved.

*************************************************

Keko & SexxyRedd... We'll start a therapy group for neglected e-fammers.

<--------------Looking back at Bish & Crew

*In my THING 2 Voice*

Whyyyyy Fammm... Whyyyyyy?

Keko...Diamond...sexyredd...ms_afghan OK OK OK...I'm posting my *** email on here and ya'll heffas betta take it down and email me...so from now on when we send emails tryna plan this thing...and yes sexy I know I got urs I guess I didn't pay attention to the fact that u were not in the original email rotation...MAN ya'll heffas ain't goin nowhere, i know ya'll full of it, but here it is anyways...LOL

jakeys_mommy@yahoo.com

Ya'll hit me up!!!!!!

@ JAKEY . . . LOL! I'LL CHANGE MINE AFTER HE CHANGES HIS ! !

@ATLEON . . .*** WHINY A/S/S ! ! !

Thats what u do when u got kids. Poor people atleast.

Niecey - he ain't gon' do ***!! I wish a nicca would! lol

Jaylens - He and I have talked about it on several occasions, but I can't cross the friendship line. I can't go there! He's a wonderful person, but I'm scarred...and you already know I don't give anyone chances. I'm a hermit! He is okay w/ the fact that I'm a loner. When I go out to L.A., you'd think I want to go site seeing, rite? NAH...we eat and watch TV - basket ball, burp...and watch more TV. I'm boring. I don't know how I'm going to party with y'all!! I'm worried over here. Eeeeks!

redd...***...f you...why have you not said hi to me yet...don't make me call you from my home phone..lol

MsAfghan,

YOU suck incredibly hard!! I am trying to forget about Thing 2's girl & now I have that visual back! You are evil!

*making preparations to stone MsAfghan*

She really needs to fix that - I don't get it. She can fit a sub sandwich in her bottom gap. *confused* Ain't a gap posed to be only for the top? All that money spent on weaves would be better suited for a trip to the orthodontist!

*grill

This hard to believe especially with all the millions of dollars j-lo and her husband have. But if this is true, this can happen if a person blows their money foolishly....

who cares about them and those kids

Jaylens...**sniff sniff** Naw, naw its okay...I don't want to be apart of the Negro spiritual! lol

Ms_Afg...I think we should form a group...

At the first meeting....

"Hi, my name is Ke and I am here today to get answers on my "e-fam" neglects me and why I am not loved enough to be included in trips. I feel like the e-step child..."

Therapist..."Ke, it is not your fault. They are being a bunch of meannies. Express your feelings"

Ke...this is how I feel

*sticks tongue out*

"Meannies!"

Therapist…”I think we have a breakthrough…”

when are you guys meeting? if it's this weekend i can't. it's memorial weekend and i will be at the cemetery paying tribute to Chim and putting some fresh flowers by her grave!

then i am going to be on a special America's Most Wanted.. since Chim's killer has not been captured!

Whats up, family? Everyone good today... Its been dead up in here.. Where is my HTOWN?

Today's Motivation:

Make your choice Often you are called upon to make decisions both big and small. Sometimes it is not clear which choice will bring the most positive value to your life. Give care and thoughtful consideration to your decisions. But don't obsess over those decisions so much that you fail to make them.

Though it can at times be impossible to know which choice is best for you, it is usually very easy to know what the worst choice is. Almost always, the worst choice is to avoid making a choice.

Life offers many attractive choices. And yet you cannot choose all of them at once.

Make your choice, and then put your commitment behind it. Even if it doesn't work out as you expected, at the very least you will have gained valuable knowledge and experience for making the next choice.

Each choice leads to other choices, and with every choice you improve your ability to wisely choose. Be consistently decisive, and the choices you make will bring real value into your world.

-- Ralph Marston

HEY! HEY! HEY!EVERYBODY!!!?,

MY LIPS GLOSS IS COOL..MY LIPS GLOSS IS POPPIN..THEY SEE ME AFTER SKOOL AND ALL THE BOYS KEEP STOPPIN!! LOL!

JLO AND MARC..AINT NEVER GONE BE BROKE DAHLING!

Boy, her spending has been notorious for years!

I remember all the money spent on her non-wedding to Ben Affleck! You have to know when to cut back. These celebs purchase all these homes, cars, furs, you name it.

Marc has 5 children now and I don't consider him an international artist. J. Lo has done some mediocre movies and a few cds.

It's funny how they'll have a $100,000 gown made and the material isn't really worth that much. Designer clothes are overrated. A blouse on Rodeo Dr. begins at $2,500. They charge that must because they can and know the celebs will pay. Not because it's worth it.

No wonder nobody takes MTO seriously, there is no way in hell this couple is broke. That word is not in their vocabulary. Stop hating MTO and do more research before you embarrass yourselves again!

if you don't like my accent, DON'T CALL MY *** PHONE. thanx.

Meant to say they charge that much because they can and know celebs will pay for it.

Also, I get suspicious when celebs want to charge millions for pictures of their children. Halle said she and Gabrielle don't want to do it. Now J. Lo and Marc are about to do a reality show. Reality shows are a last resort to earn an income to me. SMH....

Whoopie really interviewed Denise Richards about doing a reality show while wanting her children's privacy. Whoopie said "if you want privacy for your children, why do a reality show?" Enough said.

At least Angelina and Brad gave their baby picture money to charity.

Lusil...girl you need to get with that man...he obviously knows you very well and knows you're high yella and still wants to chill with you..girl you better jump on that..lol

But real talk..I feel ya..stay friends..that's why there are friends and boyfriends.

Keko...hush up.. I was there too girl..I was *** about it..lol

Shellly when are you guys meeting? if it's this weekend i can't. it's memorial weekend and i will be at the cemetery paying tribute to Chim and putting some fresh flowers by her grave!

then i am going to be on a special America's Most Wanted.. since Chim's killer has not been captured! ---------------

****************DEAD***************

CraZy ***! I loves me some Shelllyboo

Ahhhh its Memorial Weekend?? Ahhhhh that explains the secret trip...

Its FreakNik on South Beach!!!!

DERACA CONSIDERED A GIRL..IDK..LOL... DERACA...BABY ANSWER THAT ONE FOR ME

I AM A BOY[SPAM]!LMAO

I THOUGHT HTOWN BIRTHDAY WASNT UNTIL 5/25 - DONT WE STILL GOT 3 MO DAYS

I think this is THE FUNNIEST HEADLINE ON MTO THUS FAR! J.LO BROKE? HA! That *** is well worth over $100 million. Forbes say around $110! Plus Marc's money! I highly doubt she is broke!! Because her nanny quit she is broke? She is a celebrity she can't just look on Craig's list for a new one. Mid April was NOT THAT long ago! How is she going to find someone she can trust in that *** period of time? US Weekly is full of sh!t too! All entertainment outlets or whatever you call them are full of it! Like these insiders have them ALL on speed dial. Wow I needed a good laugh this afternoon! Thank You MTO for making an *** of yourselves once again. Who in their right mind would believe J.Lo were she is in her career now would do a movie if she only takes home $1 million from it? LOL! She made that on Selena! Didn't they pay her $1million? Yes they did. That was 10 YEARS AGO! This is from wikipedia :

Lopez has sold over 48 million albums worldwide.[9] Lopez made the 2007 Forbes magazine's list of The 20 Richest Women In Entertainment, ranking ninth. Her wealth is estimated to be $110 million.[10][11]

48 million records? MTO you should be slapped! You know she got paper!

The public always believes celebrities have it made. However, managers charge about 20%; publicists another 10-20%; agents over 20-30%; personal assistants and that doesn't even include the tax base they fall in. They have to keep making millions to maintain their lifestyle. What's broke to them is not our idea of being broke.

That's why for Oprah to be listed as a billionaire, homegirl has done well. She signs her own checks and has the rights to her show. When a statement is released by Harpo, it's usually from Oprah herself, not some publicist.

I was reading where Kelly Ripa hired her own sister to be her assistant for $150,000/year. That's a great salary. Just think what she'd have to pay someone else.

We working folks pay our mortgage but just think, a celeb has to keep trying to find movies to do or tours to play to pay for 5 homes, private jets, nannies, you name it.

You know we LUV yo' accent AND THAT PHONE *** OPERATOR voice you have. Matter fact. . . .CALL ME NOW (in my Miss Cleo voice) ! ! LMAO ! !

@HTOWN - IF YOU WOULD HAVE ANSWERED YOUR PHONE LAST ***, YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THE TRIP...

Focus, I totally agree with you. Especially the Denise Richards situation. She just needs attention for herself.

This is from yesterday's paper:

May 22, 2008 -- DENISE Richards is a big liar, claim Charlie Sheen's pals - one of whom says she "gets more than enough money from Charlie to never have to work, much less do a reality show that exploits the kids." Sheen and his friends are furious that Richards taped a reality show debuting this weekend on E! called "It's Complicated," which also features the warring ex-couple's two daughters, Lola and Sam. In her bid to promote the show, Richards went on "Today," "The View" and "Larry King Live" to explain she did it to make money to support her children. But, "Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support," a Sheen insider fumed. "Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can't?" In addition to the child support, Richards got $60,000 a month (also tax-free) for two years in alimony - adding up to a whopping $1.44 million. Richards also gets a chunk of Sheen's hot sitcom, "Two and a Half Men," which "eventually will net her up to $25 million," the source said. Yesterday, Sheen released e-mails purportedly sent from Richards to his fiancée, Brooke Mueller, in which Richards states she wants another baby and had asked for a sample of his sperm - as first reported by Page Six last year. But Richards said on "Today" that those "made up" e-mails were not from her. A rep for Richards didn't return our calls. A rep for Sheen released a statement yesterday, saying, "The mere fact that she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation, which for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes." Sheen and Mueller are to marry on May 30, and will spend the *** after their wedding at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball at a private home in Brentwood.

ATTENTION::

Important *** announcement:

I was *** kiddn about Leon's accent. I play too much. He has a beautiful southern drawl. He's sexier than fried chicken! And lord knows ain't nothn sexier than some chicken...AND fried too? STOP PLAYN! ;-)

Carry on....

PS: We hardly EVER talk so I don't understand that comment.

drc...sorry hon..no offense..some *** guys want to be called girl..don't know if you're on of them

Hi Royal!

And Jaylens: As said, I'm a hermit. I will probably die alone! Not lonely, just alone. Plus i want the ladies to have some more SNICKA...lol. Ain't nothn more precious than a solid friendship to me. :-)

And DeRaCa - Hi babes!!!!!

@focus..that's no excuse...who the hell told them to buy 5 houses and a private jet and all that bs...is one or two houses not enough...they're making themselves broke ...

@drc here i am biiiitch. lol. yea its in 3 mo days but you hoes know im off tomorrow, and i know *** well nobody gone be on sunday when im at work lonely and bored.

@jaylens

BIIIIITCH. LOL. I DID SAY HEY EARLIER. LOL. DAMMIT.

I wonder what they did to the nanny? They probably didn't pay her. LOL

got ***! it would suck if she had to go back to the bronx. JLO you better get back to shakin *** girrlllll

@DRC

BIIIIIITCHHHHH IF YOU WAS FINNA START BLEEDIN YOU WOULDNT ANSWER YO PHONE EITHER. LOL. CRAMPS AND ***. *** I WAS HIGH, FULL AND FULL OF MIDOLS. LMAO. I AINT EVEN HEAR THE *** PHONE RINGIN. AND P.S. KISS MY REDD *** !!!!!!!!!1

HaHaHaHaHaHa LMAO @ Grey & LuLu!!!!!

OK I'll be back ya'll!!!

like I said don't make me call you from my home phone..that's how serious I am....lol. I will be calling you on Sun..so if you see a strange 954 number it's me ok

@lusil..hey lu?

@vain..where u at Vainity?? lol!

@keek! whas good keek??! dont feel like the lone ranger..lol!!

"'OL I CAN DISH IT, BUT I CAN TAKE IT FACE"

OMG!!! Don't you hate when someone comes into the office to pick up something and corner you with conversation for over 30 flippin mins!!!

Geesh, ok....what I miss!

Lusil Wrote:

Vain - you promise?? I will absolutely pack my scrabble board if you ain't kiddn. DAYUM, u are kiddn, huh? I'm soooo gullible! Seriously, I already told Leon, I ain't going to no clubs...so I guess y'all will have to grab me kicking and screaming...like my cousin does up here!!...even will dress me too! lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yep!! I will play scrabble with you. I can see my blonde azz right now trying to spell and focus in on words tipsy! LOL...I''m game! As long as we get to swim too and as long as you don't win! Either I win or it has to be a draw. You'll have an advantage over me

And you ARE clubbing!

LMAO @ JAKEY ! ! !

@Vain U look so naked without MJB!!!

WHERE DID BISHOP GO ? ? I HAD A REQUEST WHEN I GOT TO MIAMI. LOL!

@JAYLENS_MOMMY - No, babe you are cool, no offense taken.. All my friends call each other girl but they know better than to call me that.. I am a man regardless of who I sleep with.. I just dont like being call one.. However, it doesnt bother me..

@HTOWN - I going to call you at *** Sunday - you better answer..

@fam = ITZJUSTME sends her love.. she is off today and on that note....

I would like to send congratulations to ITZJUSTME daughter and this very moment she is graduating from College..

@LULU - HEY BABY, YOU GOOD TODAY?

@JAKEY_NATEY - YOU NEVER TALK TO ME NO MORE, I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH..

@MAFIAPRINCESS- WHERE ARE MY PINCHES TODAY?

@BISHOP - HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY B!TCH

ITS GOING DOWN IN THE MIA!!!!

"OLE I CAN TAKE IT, AND I CAN EAT IT FACE"

Jakey....YEAH!!! I feel the love!

Royal...sup sexy lady!

@Jakey...I know right!!! I hate it! I have a feeling that they aren't going to approve my new avi...it's a lil riske! I went back to my favorite blackberry throwing bytch! Let's see how long it takes...you read my tag? LOL

@jaylens

lmao

ok. i will be waiting. lol. ima be at work sunday anyway. bored as usual. but i took monday off to go to the beach. we go to surfside beach every memorial day. wish yall could make it down here. it be off the chain. but maybe next year huh?

@PORK_CHOP - i told you we playn scrabble on RACs *** club ***.

WHOA!

Who is all planning on going on this trip?

"ol I'm too busy crying like a baby to get p*ssy face"

@drc biiiiitch you know ima answer. lol.

Hi DRC...U know I luv u boy!!!!

DRC!!! What's good babe!!!! Tell Izit I said Congrats to her for helping her daughter reach that goal!!!

*spirit fingers*

@Grey...Okay!!! And I want some too! Garlic crabs with the potatoes! *** we southern!!!

@Royal...Yes! I suck, my bad!! What's good with you babe?? Jimmy was here earlier! I hope all is well...

vain, you are killin me wit the spirit fingers. lmao. i can just see yo lil blonde *** doin them *** spirit fingaz. lol

@SexyR...LOL!!! Because I DO use my spirit fingers! Me and my silly azz child. I swear I don't know where she gets it from! LOL

I wish some of y'all would take this chat s**t someplace else. I'm scrolling to read comments and most of the time it is back and forth BS conversation with these *** idiots.

This is a message board, not a f**king chat room!!

Take that s**t to AOL, Yahoo, or whatever..

folks gettin REALLY sensitive so i quit. you all have a good weekend.

@vain

she prolly got it from bring it on!!!lmao.

spirit fingers!!!!!! lmao

to JLEW911

UMM IF YOU HAVENT NOTICED YET, WE DO WHAT THE *** WE WANNA DO. SO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, KICK ROCKS ***!!!!!END OF STORY. NOW RUN ALONG.

YOU GONE ATL? HOLLA AT CHA PLAYA, BE SAFE

FendiFiend - Partly true but still doesn't mean she is broke. They JUST got paid $6million for their babies pictures. She is NO WAY GOING BROKE! Maybe in celebrity world.

@Sexy...Thats exactly where she got it from!!! She will watch that darn movie like 1,000 times...a day!

Let's not get into part 2 & 3...that's her ***!!!

LMAO @ Her almost busting her *** trying to show me one of the flips from Just Stick It!!

*threw head back CTFU!!!*``

o well. i dont feel sorry for celebrities who go broke when they were once multimillionnairs..its stupid to waste yoour money on private jets and giant mansions. people should be more practical and stop being idiotic with those negroidian expenditures.

and by the way..if 1 MILLION DOLLARS is broke, SIGN ME UP! *** I WANNA BE BROKE TOO LOL

LMAO @ SEXYREDD'S TAG!

LMAO@GREY

WHAT? LOL

@VAIN. SHE SOUND LIKE MY LIL SIS. SHE IS 9. AND WHEN SHE WATCH SUMTHIN, SHE WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. LOL. SHE ALREADY WENT THRU THE SPIRIT FINGER PHASE THOUGH. LOL. I STILL CANT BELIEVE MY MAMA AND DADDY 55 AND 56 AND STILL DOIN THE NASTY. *CRINGE*

LMAO

I'M SURE THAT THEY ARE NOWHERE NEAR BROKE ATLEAST NOT IN THE REAL SENSE OF THE WORD. BUT JELLO'S CAREER IS SO APPARENTLY OVER! HENCE THE DESPERATION OF DOING REALITY TELEVISION AND SELLING BABY'S PICTURES TO TABLOID! mARC aNTHONY IS A MAJOR MONEY EARNER BUT HE HAS CHILDREN FROM 3 WOMEN TO SUPOORT. SO I IMAGINE *** GETTING REAL FOR THEM

TO SEXYREDD: It's called e-mail, google what the f**k ever!!

Nobody gives a s**t about what you are doing, saying, watching, planning today tomorrow or 10 years from now!!

Save that tired azz s**t!! Go sit in a chat room and spew all day long!!!

LMAO I see there are still ppl like jlew911, that don't realize WE JUST DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!!! LOL!!!!

***random thought***

Okay...I was a real big Chris Brown fan..he was coo, and I liked some of his songs..but it was not until I hear his song "Take You Down".. I think that it is a sexy *** song. And now that I have seen the video...I might be a fan. I love dancers...especially sexy *** dancing...

@Sexy...Girl you parents are still young!!! That's a young age...I plan on looking like Tina Turner when I get that age...I better get me some loving.

I''m just saying...

@jlew911, you shoulda posted that *** on whogivesaflyinfuccbo uturopinion.com. thanx.

well thats good that they dont have a nanny, after all, that is what normal people do.........raise their own kids

i hope yaw ll know im comint to Miami too..so send me the itinerary!!!! (:

@vain..girl i saw him..look what i told him.... "U gone get a spankin for acting up Jimmy..i got too punish u for that..so u know what to expect..call the s&m costume place I want my outfit and my dogcolla and my whip! Lol! j/***

so whomever dont want me to come to mia..oh well i wanna go too!

@deraca..whas good BIG D?

@jakey..will u please let me know why im not invited (:

@keek..help me out here keek!

@blax ..is she here..i need to see her!

@jaylens..ur avi is dahhhling..altho u aint spoke to me in a min..i still luv u tho!

@spooooooony..where is my ztwin...let me go find her!!!

hey i like this new joint!!!!

Hey look I'm only in town for a *** And when I pull up man the crowd get hyped And everybody love me, the browns to the whites You live like a movie but a movie my life

[Chorus] I'm the life of the party (Every time I show up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I blow up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I show up) I'm the life of the party (Every time I blow up)

[Mistah F.A.B.] Now go and roll up the Swisher But don't drink all my liquor You know it's all good my *** Give me one second, I'll pose for your picture Like cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese Now everybody just freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze Now DJ bring the music please!!!

LOL!!!

@jlew911...DRINK NUTT AND CHOKE

@ Jimmy....LoL sorry, I'm just sooo happy!! Yeah I have a pretty busy weekend....I'll be on the road a lot but I'll have fun cause I'll be with the fam cookin out all weekend long!! Meanwhile, I hope you have a wonderful weekend!!

@ Redd...HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY HUNNY....DON'T PARTY TOO HARD....WHAT THE H3LL, LIVE IT UP!!!

@DERACA...HEY MOMMAS BABY*PINCHING YOUR CHEEKS*

ENJOY YOUR BDAY?

***DISCLAIMER FOR ATL****** COVER EYES...

DID U GET SOME AZZ?!?!?!LMAO!

@jlew

*** OUTTA HERE. ***. YOU ACTUALLY CAME BACK AND POSTED? LMAO AT THIS ***. NOW YOU DOIN THE SAME THING WE DO. LMAO. *** ***.

GETYODUMBASSOUTTAHER EFOWEGOTHEFUKKOFFONY ABITCHASS.COM

@ATL..LOL! WE AINT TALKIN BUT DAT WAS STILL FUNNY!

Looks like Jenny is gonna wind up back on the block..Hahahahaahaha where's all the dough going it's not like Marc Anthony is eating them out of house and home.That stick *** looks like the skeleton that we use to have in science class growing up.Real Talk.

* Commn in with 4 P's of KILLA!, A bottle of VSOP, 2 Carry on bags of Exos, a tube of good head and a LIL fly Camera*

SEXYYYYYYY !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMIE!!!!

HERE!

(( smackkkkkkkk!!!!))

*thrown all the *** in the middle of the floor*

No lata on i got somethn else for ya..lar round for it!

Love ya mama! gRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Hey royalt ...how's my most fave m.i.l doing..and how's my duke??

drc...ok hon...glad you cleared that up for me

redd..work on your burfday..lol..that sucks

jlew911

**looking around**

Hmmm...I don't see anyone else complaining about us. Oh yeah, I know why...because we told them to *** THE *** UP AND KEEP IT PUSHIN! You either try to jump on the bandwagon and be apart of this Negro Spiritual or jet set to la-la land. We really don't give a *** about you or your *** as opinion about us... All the MTO bloggers know that we run the main thread...fall back homie

@CAROLINA GIRL, THANKS MA, I WILL TRY.

i got a question royal

is there any particular reason you dont speak to a *** no mo

JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A NANNY THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY. A LOT OF PEOPLE NOW A DAYS ARE USING THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS TO HELP THEM WITH THEIR CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TRUST PEOPLE NOW A DAY. THEY HAVE TWINS NOW SO THEY CAN'T SPEND THE WAY THEY USE TOO. MTO GET A LIFE AND STOP HATING ON PEOPLE.

@Royal...You know thats my song!! And you telling Jimmy that you're gonna punish him probably turns him on. LOL!!! He's probably thinking of some other kind of punishment! *drifting...* Yep, something different!

@Jlew911.... ~Sigh~ Let's not and say we did! Okay babes! Comment on the story and leave it at that. Until you called one of our names we didn't even know your azz existed!

See!!! It can be done!!! Just like we scroll pass you do the same for us.

Oh, and leave your comments for me in the 'F.uck Your Internet Feelings' box by the door. Thanks!

@Royal I don't think any of us have ur personal email addr...send it to my myspace email and I will fill u in on all the details...it wasn't that some were invited and some weren't it was just one big *** email that was going around!!!! But send me ur info!!!! and stop frowning!!!

'OLE I WANNA KNOW WHAT Y'ALL TALKING 'BOUT SO I'LL ASK LATER

@BISHOP....HEY CHARLIE IN CHARGE OF THE GIRLS!

HERE'S YOUR ROLL I MADE ON THE STROLL

*CRICKETS*

DID I JUST RAP???

okay that was * NOW Lata on I got somethn else for ya* lol

LULU V SNICKA GREY Izit Royal DERACA Carolina Girl BX Mafia Jakey Jaylens

WUZZZZ SSUUPPPPPPPPP??!

not mto!!!!!!

Bwaahahahaaa @Drink Nutt and Choke...*** MAFIA!!!

@KEKO1720..TELL THAT BOWL HAIRCUT N1CCA AGAIN!

lmao@keko

thank you!!

ohhhhh BISH, FOR LIL OL ME!!!!!!

*RUNS UP TO BISH AFTA PICKIN MY *** UP OFF THE FLOOR.

*SMACKS HER ON THE *** AND SAYS oh so you wanna play ruff huh? i aint throw yo *** in the middle of the floor biiiiiitch. lol

*snatches bish and drags her to the impala,

*** get in. you still owe me a seltzerin from the otha day. we goin to da embassy suites dammit. lmao

V..For the Tally Crew..lol which is U! I got them rentals for the Low but u say u wanna drive right? Workn on the HOTELS..LMAO Okayyyy U can keep the eagle split..

*leaning forward and whispering* I hear tell it comes in quite handy! Get ur practice on NEMO!

@jakey_natey..LMAO!!!!

I'M TIRED OF THESE LAMES....THEY GET ON MY NERVES!LMAO!!

LIKE KEKO SAID WE RUN THE MAIN THREAD!

WHAT IT DOOOOO BISH!!!!

@REDD: u having a birthday party?

*** i had this typed and it didnt post like some more of my motherly post for u sexy ***! u know the deal u been my *** u gone stay my gangsta ***! now here take this 5 oz..2 vehicles and tell em whas the difference between me and u!!!

happy b-day redd!

SEXY..*smdh* what am i gonna do with you? lol Crazy girl!! Sexy what's ur email???

Pork_Chop Lover,

I'm SOOOOO sure you'll sacrifice some time to play scrabble w/ me. We'll be in beautiful Miami with some lovely ladies, and you'll actually sacrifice some of your time to play? Gotta see this one! :-)

VAIN - I know you say I AM clubbing, but my gut says I won't. We'll see who'll win out. :-)

Bishop - My joy...you're back!! Yaye.

bishop, is there a reason, i am not on the list. what's the list for anyway?

I'LL TRY TO COME BACK MY BABIES!

@SEXYRED ....STAY OUT OF TROUBLE PLLEEEEEEEEEEAAASEEE EEEEEEE!!! LAWD HAVE MERCY...CUZ U KNOW U LIKE TO FIGHT!

Bishop,

There's a direct flight from Boston to Ft. Lauderdale, is that cool?

Jakey! grrrrr u needa find the closest BUDGET for pic-up that's close to u. So i know were to get the quote. It gives me a few location.

@Bishop...bout time you came back! What's poppin!!!

Garlic crabs and potatoes!!! Grey wants that!

Me...I want that AND a cup of cuban coffee. Cubano...did I say it right Lusil??

LoL @ Keko!!

@ Bishop_Tee...how was your birthday?

LOL @ Vain,

YES, an "O" at the end of any word makes it Spanish. Sheesh, thought you knew.

LULU!!! *slapn myself on the forehead* DAMMIT GIRL I MISSED U!!! Lol That's more then cool.

And FYI when i was talkn to HEDGE-Ho--Er Uhm V i said that that SATURDAY i wanna take yall to the beach it's so BEAUTIFUL. It's my fav, gonna bar-b-que and play Scrabble..

* lookn to sky cause i neva played that b4*

with MY LULU!

@royal

o. ok. i thought i was gone have to open up a can of BEAT A *** ASS. lol. thank you honey bunches of chocolate bliss. wit yo lil *** kissin self. lmao. you must have known i was gone go left on ya ***!!!lmao.

@bish, hey i think i got yo yahoo address lemme see if its the right one. check yo mail. and lets seeeee. what can you do? lmao

Hey Shells! You're gonna see me speaking to you and do what you normally do...igg me! If you do then I can tell you for a fact that's ONE of the reasons right there!

@Bishop...are we gonna be staying in a hotel close to you? or are you keeping it away from!

I think you guys are talking about the rustic inn...where they have the garlic crabs in a bucket..I've been there..it's mad good.

What up bish.....meeeooowwwww

Carolina girl..The most part PRETTY GOOD

*eyen V* Other parts not so *** GOOD! AH well u live and u learn!

V..& GREY You know what NO ***! the BEST place to get CRABS is WINN-DIXIE ( yes the supermarket) Down here! They crabs be juicy and big! Plus the steam and season them for u! My man loves em..Get him 4 Pounds every othe week!

@bish. hey lady Tee!! or Mrs.Tee..oh girl i luv u so!! ....mane send me the info mane!!!! u know im the life of the party!!

@jakey..ask ur cousin Jimmy he got my email..lol!! okay ill send it to u now!!

Now go and roll up the Swisher But don't drink all my liquor You know it's all good my *** Give me one second, I'll pose for your picture Like cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese Now everybody just freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze Now DJ bring the music please!!!

Their cutting back is a lot different from my cutting back. So I don't feel sorry for them.

lmao@maf

*** THATS Y I AINT GOIN TO NO *** CLUB!!!! LMAO. HOES ALWAYS WANA START *** WIT A SEXY ***. LMAO. SO I HAVE TO FIND AN ALTERNATE. LOL. A *** AINT GOT MANY HOMEGIRLS OUT HERE, MOST OF EM BE ON THAT B.S, GOT HELLA KIDS, OR RUNNIN BEHIND SOME NYGGA THAT AINT GOT NO JOB AND CHEATIN ON THEM. SEE IM THE TYPE TO TELL A *** QUICK HOW I FEEL,AND SOMETIMES THEY DONT LIKE WHAT I SAY. SO OH WELL. I HATE SOMETIMSY *** PEOPLE, AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE HERE. SOMETIMSY. I CANT DEAL WIT IT. LOL.

@Bish Just put Atlanta Hartsfield Airport...but I'm tryna see if we gone fly or drive...thats a *** 10Hr drive...whewww thats a lot of *** driving and high *** gas...but I found some airline tickets for $206...but the down side to that is not having a vehicle or having to rent one!!!!

I MAY BE LATE BUT H/E/L/L I HAD TO GO AND GET MY LUNCH

LMAO @ DRINK NUT AND CHOKE ! ! !

And FYI when i was talkn to HEDGE-Ho--Er Uhm V ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LMAO!!! Nut!!! Did you check your email?

@Lusil...I thought so! My lite-o brite-o, we-o go play-o scrabble!

Jaylens..Hey mama! and chileeee *rolln eyes* Rustic INN is too *** much money! for less crabs..Winn-Dixie got 'em 3.99-6.99 a pound! but Hey where ever they wanna go is cool.

V..Yall stayn as close to me as possible! Not putn yall on south beach..cause that *** is dead during the day. Plus u can't even swim in that water right now...saw it on the news..

SEXY..on my way to check..

Bish,

Awwwwww - I don't swim, I enjoy the sun...and lord knows I need the sun in my life. I'm so pastey pale! ARGH!

The fact that you guys are even considering playn scrabble on a mini vacay warms my heart, lol.

Barbecue? OOOOOOhWEEE! YES!

@redd.u miss me too bia!....i hate to inform u..u wouldnt have won! so stop it..im lil..but im KRAZY! see you gwone have to learn to respect me..(slapin red back and forth) Lol..u know i dont have to kiss *** boo? i brought u in the fam remember! so stop it i just hate u didnt allow me the chance to talk with u it aint always about beefin. now sit ur youngin *** down and learn some game! lol!

bish...yeah it is but there is also the crab house in sunrise..that's a bit cheaper...and there's also hooters for crab...they got some good ones..when I used to work there I'd eat them all the time...

Karma is a *** if this is true. He (Marc Athony) abruptly left his wife for J-lo and got a secret divorce in a foreign country. God don't like ugly and ain't too crazy about pretty (behavior that is).

whoever wants to come to ft lauderdale it's cool too..it's only about 40 mins away from miami

Jakey..Okay..Hmm i don't really get nothn off on plane tickets. but like u said yall gone need a rental to get around. It's so much to see, and a bytch aint got no truck! lol

Unlesssss hmmmm I'll get back to ya!

V..LOL on my way..AGAIN.

(( PUUUNNNEEEEE ))

@royal

biiiiitch i may be young but i will still put my foot in yo ***!!!!!! lmao the whole size 6. lol.

*slllllllaaaaaaappppp pp

now you wanna slap and ***. ok.

*sllllllllaaaaaaaaapp ppppp

slaaaaaaappppppppppp

lmao. now i may be young biiiiiaaatch but i have a 32 yr old sis who taught me erythang. so biiiatch im on that level. lol

@Bishop

You not speaking to a brother today? I wished you a Happy belated Birthday and I just got the cold shoulder....no peek at the mountains or nothing?lol whhhhyyy!lol

@Carolina_G

You enjoy your weekend Ma...and you better buckle up[where is ya seat belt?] I'm going to invade somebodys cook-out like Pac and Janet J. did in "Poetic Justice".

@Vain

Yeah, Royal's punishment is always 4 my own good.lol I wasn't being bad today was I?

--------- back on my grind again

SEXY..YEAHH U GOT MAILLL YEAHHHH! LOL

Jaylens..SAY worddd? Hotters got crabs??! Okay Umma have to do some homework foreal! Thx mama

@Bish...good cause we bout to bother the hell out of you. Or am I speaking for myself??? LOL

Okay all...I'll be back! I'm actually taking a lunch break today! Need to grocery shop so I can go straight home after work. Look like it's gonna rain here ***...

That's sucks!

@MAFIA - YES BABY!! and you know this..!!!!

Public Service Annoucement

To my E-fam, I'm sorry Im been MIA today but they have been working me like a b!tch in heat the last two days. I guess these b!tches said hell you havent worked since last Tuesday so you working now because your birthday is over, b!tch!!!... What the fu@*** is that about? By the time, I get free most of you will be gone so I would like to say have a grand day and and even better ***.. I will see yall tomorrow... Love you, mean it!!!

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.....

man i wish 3 oclock would brang its *** on. dayum. ever since these hoes changed my lunch these last three hours kickin my ***

@My LuLu Heffa u jump out of planes, but u don't swim...WTF!!!???? Ain't that a little backwards babes...LOL???

@RED..lmao!!! okay redd..u missin me tho!!.slow ***!!! lol..u good redd..happy birthday..i no u 51/50! lol!!! now quit playin..u know u love a ***! and thanks for the karate chop on your neck!!!! lol!! (birthday licks..upside ur head!! lol..ah 1 ah 2 ah 3!! lol!! miss u too hoe!

Hey, I need to know if ya'll are gonna really do this trip...cause I have to get a ticket (aint no way in HELL I will be driving) and the tickets for me right now are $284. I need to get it before they go sky high!

aight drc. holla at ya lata. get to work!!!!lol

@jimmy. hey boy. thanks for the bday ***.

WHAT IT DEW ERYBODY???

mannn.....every since i git this promotion i fell like im in *** slavery!!!

cant get a break fo ***!!!

KEKO!!!!! BEUTIFUL!!! just *** beautiful!!

Ms Afghan said: "EVERYONE Doesnt it look like Ms Charmin got her Sweet & Lows done? I mean I dont remember them being above her navel." ------------------- *DEAD* You are f^cking hilarious!

*beautiful*

i heard somethin bout a trip, whats up with that???

@bish

hell naw. i aint get it

@royal lmao. you good. chill out. i know karazy. lol.

@Jimmy...I told her that! LOL and No, you were NOT being bad today.

@Royal... "You Should Tip Him, You Should Tip Him" LOL

Okay...I'm out. BRB

@vain..tell him! and yesterday jimmy was so bad..huh vain..we saw him!!!! u know he is in TROUVLE! lol!

You not speaking to a brother today? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jimmyyyyy ( pouting and strutn ova to him ) babeee U know it's nothn like that..

* Sitin on his lap ..make sure he gets a EYE FULL of the girls*

How can i make this up to u??

* Jimmy shipers somethn in my ear *

U WANT ME TO DO WHAT???!!!!

* he gives me the look *

AIgggghhhttttttt * frowning and getn up *

* I walk ova to the Fam, and stand next to V. I then grab her and spin her around. I pull her close to me, grab a hand full of the onion, and kiss her..our tongues play together b4 i let her go. I smack her on the *** as she walks away dizzy*

THERE JIMMY! U forgive me?? LOL

@Keko...baby it's ETCHED in stone!!!!! You only need to find the time off.

ETCHED IN STONE!!! ETCHED IN STONE!!!

I didn't read over 100 emails yesterday for nothing...

Bish...no girl ...hotters ain't got no crabs but hooters do...lmao...loooveee you

SEXY..Jp Morgan NO?

SIGHH AY YALL THIS NICCA BOTHERN THE HELL OUTTA ME! HE WANNA HOOK UP THE ROUTER AND I CAN'T BE ON LINE. =-( SO I WILL BE BACK ON IN TIME..LATA HOPEFULLY!

EXPECT EMAILS LATA YALL ..U KNOW WHO U BE.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRR!!!

vain, not ignoring you at all... so is that why i am not on the list?

i just thought yall didnt' want to be friends with some one from a mental facility!

@Bish U thinking what I'm thinkin...we rent a Suburban or something for the weekend and the folks that gotta ride in it, put in on it!!!!!????

@spppooony.. now gwone roll up the swisher u know its all good my nicca!!! lol!!

@red..u gonna be too drunk to fight anywayz..have a good b day..girl!!! real talk!

@j67l..one word for u mister! WHIP!

@vain..he like when i get jeally..he thinks its funny ROFLMAO!!

@JAKEY . . I SECOND THAT MOTION ! ! LOL!

Vain...okay! Just the weekend right? Or until when?

Okay ya'll... who is flying? I want to arrived around the same time as someone else.

U PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GO GET SOME LIVES! PSEUDO IDENTITIES IN CYBERSPACE WON'T GET YOU VERY FAR IN LIVE

LIFE

@Nesha_Boo...AND U REALLY NEED TO GET SOME DYCK....MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE SO INTERESTED IN WHAT THE *** WE'RE DOING....

@Shellly Don't know why u would say that...u see we tryna get together with Ms_Afghan too...LOL!!!!

Jakey & Grey...

I third that motion...LOL!

Hey Spoon...how ya been? Thanx for the kind words...lol

OK!! SO ......i come in this botch and speak and no one has the courtesy to speak back!!! i know yall was taught betta than that!!!

yall suck like hell!!

im out!!

@Nesha_Boo...OH AND SPELL CHECK IS A MUST BOO...

*CRICKETS*

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU COME AT PPL AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE PROPER WORDS IN THE PROPER PLACE?

WHAT'S ME I MEAN SPOON........LMAO!

@ROYAL - i see you ma. you know how ta get at me...

@GREY - IIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG GGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Spoon...how ya been? Thanx for the kind words...lol *******************************

oops!!! rotflmaoooo!

hey keko... its the truth!!

SPPPPPPPPPPPPP[SPAM]ONNNNNNNNNNN! COME BACK CUTE GIRL!!!!

I'M OUT!LMAO!

Nesha_Boo Flag post U PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GO GET SOME LIVES! PSEUDO IDENTITIES IN CYBERSPACE WON'T GET YOU VERY FAR IN LIVE **********************************

I SEE THIS *** NEEDS TO BE CHECKED!!!!!!

*CRICKETS*

GIRL COME BACK HERE!

I'M OUT!LMAO!

@SPOON....YEAH THAT BYTCH DON'T KNOW WHO SHE *** WITH....THAT'S ALL....

@maf

i aint goinz no where til 3:30

royal-t

kill it crazy ***! lmao!

@Bish

Daaaamnn! Now I feel like it's my Birthday too! lol Of course I forgive you Ma. **big hug** You the bomb baby, did you enjoy your special day?

@SexyRed

Your welcome Babe! What you getting into on ya B-Day?

@Royal

Bring it on, you know I likes dat!lol

--------- back on my grind again

@KEKO....

*STARING NOW STARING BLANKLY*

YOU KNOW WHAT?*PUFFING* YOU LOOK LIKE A BLACK BARBIE....AM I TRIPPING Y'ALL?

*EVERYONE STARTS STARING AT KEKO*

*PUFFING*

@keek..hit me on my page!

@jakey..@bish..i need to holla at u two ladies.

@vain.....u biffs are making miami plans!!?? im coming tooo..miami dreamin.( rick ross & khalid,miami beaches,shopping,pink flamingos!!!)

@spoon..where u at twin??

@Fam OK Everyone..I got some sh*t to take care of b4 it gets too late so Imma holla at ya'll lata...if anything is said that I need to hear get at text, email, call a ***, anything...Holla at ya'll lata!!!!

@Nesha_boo DRINK NUTT AND CHOKE

LOL...U LIKE THAT RIGHT MAFIA!!!!????

*THROWING UP THE DUECES*

@maf

i see... but she shoulda told herself that sukkin *** behind the barn aint gonna get her nowhere either!!

take a nap *** or go pick some corn!!

MAFIA I MEAN SPOON.....YOU AND JRLINK...E-COUPLE?

OHHHHHHHHHH JRLINK AND SPOON SITTING IN A TREE KISSING!!! LMAO!!!!!!!

Hey Spoon!

How you doing today babe?

-------- back on my grind again

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!@JAKEY AND SPOON!!

CRAZY AZZES!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mafiaprincess Flag post MAFIA I MEAN SPOON.....YOU AND JRLINK...E-COUPLE?

OHHHHHHHHHH JRLINK AND SPOON SITTING IN A TREE KISSING!!! LMAO!!!!!!! ***********************************

hahahahaha!! rotflmaooooo!!!!! girl you crazy!!! thats my boo!!

BISH,

I put up Mario's pics on Myspace. He's half Zoe...so go take a look & let me know how much he's worth.

He's going to kill me! LOL

HEY EVERYONE - I'm in and out.....

@jaylens..i do! i do! i ll take ft.lauder..miami.south miami beach..overtown!!! lmao..

@bish!!! LOL im going to opa locka!!!

JIMMY...YO' E-WIFEY IS HERE!!!

Y'ALL I'M JUST IN A MESSY MOOD TODAY...DON'T PAY ME NO MIND!LMAO!!!

@maf

Ya man just left. Had to send him back home to yo azz cuz as I'm sure you already his dyck was a bit too small, particularly for my tastes.

jimmy love what it is patna??? see you been makin yo way back round!! good cause we miss ya like i told you yesterday!!!

@maf 3:30 is my time!!

dammit did everyone leave when i came in??? im juss askin???!

LMAO@SPOON...

*HALO* WHAT? LMAO!!

FAM...

Sorry, I just got hit with a gang of mess I need to have done before I leave today. I will holla at you sexy mofo's later.

royal...I got you babes. I'll hit up!

Outty 5 thousand G!!

@ATLEON . . . LLLLLLLIIIIIICCCCCKK KKKKKKK ME ! ! !

Nesha_Boo Flag post @maf

Ya man just left. Had to send him back home to yo azz cuz as I'm sure you already his dyck was a bit too small, particularly for my tastes. **********************************************

i bet it would be too small for you ***..... hell anyone that can drop down on a light pole the way you do would think like that!!! silly hoe!

@Nesha_Boo...Ya man just left. Had to send him back home to yo azz cuz as I'm sure you already his dyck was a bit too small, particularly for my tastes.

*CRICKETS*

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DECIPHER THIS *** AND TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THIS BYTCH TRYING TO SAY TO ME?

@Nesha_Boo...SAID:Ya man just left. Had to send him back home to yo azz cuz as I'm sure you already his dyck was a bit too small, particularly for my tastes.

*CRICKETS*

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DECIPHER THIS *** AND TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THIS BYTCH TRYING TO SAY TO ME?

bye keko

georgous!!

LOL@Mafia_P

You would have to take it there.

and where is ya e-hubby Illy Philly? do he email ya anymore?

-------- back on my grind again

Ya man just left. Had to send him back home to yo azz cuz as I'm sure you already his dyck was a bit too small, particularly for my tastes

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MAFIA + small dycks = oxyMORON

@MAFIA..hi mafie..looking sad.u still mad at ur krazy mortal combat lady..lol!!

LLIIICK LIKE A LOLIPOP.!!!! DAT IS MY FREAKING JAM..MY EYES WATER WHEN I HEAR DIS SHIZZ! ITS GREAT!! R.I.P. STATIC!

@j67l..LOL!! u making me hot!..dont talk to me on herrrrrre..in my lil wayne voice(ay yea i likes dat!)

@Nesha_Boo...GIRL PLEASE GO BLOW YO' NOSE AND COME BACK WHEN YOU READY TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH A REAL WOMAN....

BUT ANYHOO

Really don't think I was talkin' to you pale hungry lookin azz. Bytch if you didn't have ya finger in yo mouth, I'd think you were dead. CORPSE FACED TRICK!

BTW - I think we should do the Miami trip Thursday - Sunday which is 7/17/2008 - 7/20/2008.. Arriving that Thursday morning and leaving out sometime that Sunday? What do yall think? Remember Im in Dallas, so I mos def wont be driving, I got a hook up on AA though, so Im fly and all I need to know is what Hotel... Of course I need a room by myself... LOL...

@JIMMY....MY FUTURE BABY DADDY E-MAILED ME*DRIFTING* OHHHH THAT MAN!

@ROYAL...NEVER MAD AT YOU...ARE U LOONEY?*HUGS*

@ATL.....LMAO!!!!!!BW[SPAM]A,,,U KNOW WHAT......

U SUCK!

maybe she'll go back to J'lo since she refuses to be recognized by that title anymore...even better Jenny from the block cause a "block party" maybe what they need to help em' out with a little formula.

lmaooo@ maf

i cant wait til i get outta this school man!!! between work and school i have no time for *** on the weekdays!! but its kool though!! ill start to party it up on the weekends to make up for it.

@Nesha_Boo... SAID:Really don't think I was talkin' to you pale hungry lookin azz. Bytch if you didn't have ya finger in yo mouth, I'd think you were dead. CORPSE FACED TRICK.....

BOO YOU!!!!!

B[SPAM]OOO! BOOOOOOOOOO! *AND THE CROWD THROWS ROTTEN FRUIT AT THE BAG LADY TRYING TO CRACK JOKES*

Alright peeps!

I'm out, I'll holla at all who still have to work 2morrow. Yall be safe and be good.

@Royal

catch you at the e-crib babez! **cheezin**

~one~

-------- back on my grind again

BYE JIMMY "I SMELL GOOD" LUV!

*lookin round for a REAL WOMAN*

Nesha_Boo Flag post Really don't think I was talkin' to you pale hungry lookin azz. Bytch if you didn't have ya finger in yo mouth, I'd think you were dead. CORPSE FACED TRICK!

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first of all you wish ***!!!!

and second of all hoe.. imma give yopu a chance to rephrase that!! think of something more creative this time cause it takes a lot to bring me down hoe!!! im fierce with mine!!! belllieedeeeeeDAT!!!

B[SPAM]OOO! BOOOOOOOOOO! *AND THE CROWD THROWS ROTTEN FRUIT AT THE BAG LADY TRYING TO CRACK JOKES* ***********************

ROTFLMAOOOOO!!!

AIIHGT JIMMY HOLLA!!!

SPOON THAT BYTCH IS MAD CUZ YOU CUTE AS HELL!!!

THAT CRONEY FACE LOOKING BYTCH!

*YAWN* Fierce bytches be about it and don't speak about it!

*lookin round for a REAL WOMAN* ****************************

you wouldnt know what a real woman was if i slapped yo dumb *** with 1 of my tittays being that you dont have any in that barn you call a home!!!!! stupid hoe

@spooon. ROFLMAO...*** WANT A THUG!!!

..CCCCALL ME SO I CAN MAKE IT JUICY FOR YA...

CALL ME SO HE CAN GET JUICY FOR ME!!

i be rite back going to myspace for a min

@Mafia

Tell Illy I said what's up and why don't he come to MTO no more?

@Atleon

You be good Potna... drive safe.

Peace everybody....

**gone**

-------- back on my grind again

@Nesha_Boo..SAID: *lookin round for a REAL WOMAN*

BYTCH U DIDN'T LOOK DOWN HERE.........

EAT ME!

@SPOON & mafia

YOU 2 LOVERS NEED A ROOM? OH, I FORGOT BROKE BYTCHES HANDLE THEY BIZNESS IN DA CORNER.

*YAWN* Fierce bytches be about it and don't speak about it! ************************

on that note im out!!!!!! *** you you cow *** hoe!! now go tell ya mammy i said that!!!!

aight yall im out!!!

everyone can come back out now!!!

link

if ya see this hit me up!! gal might no *** pon dem mto ***!!!

*singin*

Trash like to fugg for $40 dollas in da club, fuggin up the game bytch ya gets no luv!!!!

H[SPAM]AAAAAAA

lmaooo!!!

@Nesha_Boo....WTF? BE ABOUT WHAT?

*CRICKETS*

HO THIS IS THE INTERNET!

GO PLAY IN ATLANTA'S TRAFFIC AT 5 PM ON THE DOT...OK?

*Talking Sideways*

@ my Miami Neighbor 2 highway Exits away... that didnt invite me...

Grrrrr.....

@neesha boo..well here me iz! now whas the problem..i dont like to fight when my man is around but he left..so whas the problem neesh?

dayum. a *** had to walk half a *** mile around the buildin to make a *** copy!!!! what the *** we gotta do around here to get a working *** printer!!!arrrrrhghghghghg

lol. anyways. im back.

ohhhhhhh ***. who the hell let that hoe in the room? she is about to get a royal *** whoopin.

keko looks like a black porcelain doll. so cute. lol

@Nesha_Boo..........YOU ARE SO LAME IT AIN'T FUNNY...IT'S ACTUALLY SAD....WOW!

*THROWING A NICKEL IN HER BEGGERS CAN*

HERE GO BUY YOU SOMETHING NICE

@SPOON & mafia

YOU 2 LOVERS NEED A ROOM? OH, I FORGOT BROKE BYTCHES HANDLE THEY BIZNESS IN DA CORNER. ******************************

*the biggest blankest stare i eva had*

bye *** have fun pickin corn and cotton and ***!!!

@ SPOON

That's what i thought. Time to get back on da clock! Boo boo kitty, when ya upgrade from hourly to salary, let me know! *wink*

SMOOCHES!

OKAY SO NO ONE IS GOING TO ANSWER.. IM GOING BACK TO WORK....

LOVE YALL

@j67luv..bye j-daddy..looking at him leavin..he happy!..he likes the pain i give him..lol!!!

THAT'S WHAT IT IS SEXYRED!!

A BLACK PORCELAIN DOLL!!! GORGEOUS!!!

Y'ALL SEE THIS CRACKHEAD DONE CAME UP IN OUR ***...TALKING CRACKISH AND ***!

oh so this hoe tryin to clown huh? masked up ***....oh so upset. whats the matter NESHA ya man aint lick ya right today? or should i say GERMAN SHEPARD? thats the only thang lickin on that *** pussa.

I don't think they are BROKE. However, they have two kids now and she just needs to spend her money wisely now. It is tight out here these days, even for celebs.

*sniff sniff*

I smell fresh raw beef... Smells like prime cut... Fatty cut...Good for roasting.

I think I'll call this one Neesha. Pass the spices... fire up the grill. And have the A-1 Steak sauce ready...

you know what we do to CRACKHEAD HOES maf.

WE BURY THEY *** ***

SPOOOOONNNNNNNNN *** COME BACK HEA. LOL. Y U COULDNT BE ON THAT *** YOU WAS ON THE OTHA DAY. *** YOU!!!!!LOL

@DRC. I HAVE NO INKLING TO WHAT THE BIZ IS ON THAT

@Nesha_Boo...*** YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THE CORRECT WORDS IN SENTENCES....SO I KNOW YOU AIN'T NO SALARIED EMPLOYEE...GTFOOH.... MORE LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL LUNCH ROOM WORKER........

I'll let y'all finish defrosting it...while I run some errands... be sure to leave some for me.

Nesha_Boo Flag post @ SPOON

That's what i thought. Time to get back on da clock! Boo boo kitty, when ya upgrade from hourly to salary, let me know! *wink*

SMOOCHES! *********************************

now thats 1 thing that you cant test me on ***!!!! i get salary!!! trust!!! so u holla at me *** !!! when you get ya bread right and stop trickin in ya pappy's barn!! you *** brick body hoe!!

MAFIA - WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEYCAKES?

AWWWW *** MS AFGHAN,

I GOT THA DRANK AND THE SMOKE. YOU KNOW YA GOTTA HAVE THAT AT THE BBQ. HEY I EVEN GOT CAMEL FLAVORED BLUNT WRAPS FO YA. LOL

WHERE THE *** EVERYBODY WENT

No, yo man ain't lick me right today. But, it's still early!

THIS HO...DIDN'T KNOW WTF SHE WAS WALKING INTO...DID SHE?

BLIND AZZ ***!!

Please...im sure their far from broke. loll

LOL@ SPOON

U still here?! Run along before you get docked

LOL MS AFGHAN.

MAKE SURE THAT PIT FIRE IS LOW, I DONT KNOW IF SHE WILL MAKE IT TIL WHEN YOU GET BACK. SHE MAY BURN TO A CRISP BEFORE WE DONE WIT HER.

She may not be broke according to OUR standard of living, but to her standard of living, her and Marc may be feeling the pinch.

You know how after we pay our bills, we say (or at least I say) *** I broke, because there is little left over for things we really want to do or have.

Well, can you imagine her bills? She probably has a lot of people on her payroll, then there is the upkeep of the mansion, now she has the children and you know she probably wants everything first class PLUS she is probably not making the type of money she made before.

I don't know about Marc Anthony, but I do know he has other children he has to support from his first marriage and might have to pay alimony to the ex-wife.

So yea, I can see how they might have to cut back.

Even tho they have millions, they probably have to pay a million out every month in overhead to keep living the lifestyle they are accustomed to.

@ Nesha_Who?

You have no idea what you just yourself into. Start getting another screen name from now... because by the time they are done with this one... there won't be much of you left to post.

LOL@THIS NISHA ***

HOE PLEASE. MY MAN DONT LIKE WILDABEASTS. SORRY.

@redd its time for me to be out!!! i was just waiting to see if this *** was gonna say something worth staying fo but i see......NOT!!! happy birthday!!! dammit now in late gettin off!

ill be on that *** when i get home!!!

SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB Flag post LOL MS AFGHAN.

MAKE SURE THAT PIT FIRE IS LOW, I DONT KNOW IF SHE WILL MAKE IT TIL WHEN YOU GET BACK. SHE MAY BURN TO A CRISP BEFORE WE DONE WIT HER. --------------- HAPPY BDAY TO ME!MAY 25,A G WAS BORN. *************************************************

SexxyRedd... what I told you bout smoking and cooking at the same time? If you burn *** dinner ...it'll be me and you when I get back.

Keep the fire on low... and sprinkle season and marinade on the roast every 10 minutes.

I'll be back.

LMAO @MS AFGHAN

THAT HOE GONE BE SINGIN HOLY JIHAD WHEN WE DONE. LOL

@Nesha_Boo...BYTCH GO RUN INTO A WALL HEAD FIRST....YOU ARE SO NOT FUNNY....U DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.....

LATER FOR THIS MONKEY TRICK...

I LUV YOU ALL!!!!

@SEXY RED...MS.AFGH SAID SAVE SOME OF THAT BURNT FACE AZZ HO FOR HER.....Y'ALL SHARE...IT'S PLENTY OF BIGFOOT TO GO AROUND....

@DERACA...IT'S WHATEVER YOU SAY BABY.....I'VE BEEN FOCUSED ON "*** SIMPSON"...I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE QUESTION...I'M SORRY BABY*PINCHING YOUR CHEEKS*

I'M OUT!

MS.AFGH....U SAID IT RIGHT THAT TIME*HIGH FIVE*

IT WON'T BE MUCH LEFT!

I'M OUT!!!!!!!!!

I LUV U FAM!!!!!!!!!!

DAYUM AFGHAN. LOL. DAMMIT. I THINK I PUT TOO MUCH LIGHTER FLUID. LOL. BUT ITS COOL. I WONT BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK. LOL.

@SPOON. YEA. I SEE SHE AINT GOT NO FIGHT. WE SHALL LEAVE HER FO MS AFGHAN. OH AND PRECIATE IT, IMA BE *** UP. LOL. AND AY I TOOK YO ADVICE. I SAID *** IT AND GOT ME A PC. IMA HAVE IT TODAY. LOL. SO HOPEFULLY THEY CAN CUT THIS LINE ON FO THE NET TODAY.

*** TOO BAD IM FINNA GET OFF. I WOULDA LOVED ROASTIN THIS PIG. LOL.

well yall. please roast that *** till ms afghan come back. lol. she aint ready. lol

that aint that same girl that be speakin to us huh? what was her name? she had a pic up last time. that betta not be her.

im out. holla!!!!!!!

HAPPY EARLY *** BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

DUECES

mafiaprincess Flag post @Nesha_Boo....WTF? BE ABOUT WHAT? GO PLAY IN ATLANTA'S TRAFFIC AT 5 PM ON THE DOT...OK? ---------------------------------------------

***, why you wanna *** make my ride worse than it already is. tell her azz to go jump in front of one of them horse carriages at that one stop sign where you at...

ya'll be easy, um out fa real this time. gotta go get my memorial day haircut and hit the road.

But I'm corny!

The country is in a recession and the Entertainment industry is fickle about pay scales if people are not as hot as they once were. She is being savy Financially and you are calling her broke that shows how ignorant and *** some of the people who write for this site is.

@ Bishop_Tee....I'm glad you had a great bday, hey you lived to see it, so thats all that matters.....

@ EVERYONE...I'm out, so yall have a wonderful and safe Memorial Day weekend...holla @ yall on Tuesday!!!

didnt he just have to pay the irs for back taxes 2 mil i think.....maybe the *** can pawn those diamnond encrusted rattles that she gave her brats to choke on.....he sure looks like he spent all that money on crack...he's looking more like amy winehouse everyday...she can go back and start whoring again...some men like a *** thats been used up!!!! especiall by a crackhead like marc antony!

*Throwing holy water in this thread*

Mafiaaaaa? Where's the halo I lent you last week? Lol - girl, you can't be left alone for a minute.

Say this after me, babe..."I rebuke you in the name of Jesus"...

OKAY???? ;-)

I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS!

*CRICKETS*

BUT LUSIL..........SHE'S SO LAME...

@ATL...U FOOL!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

@BOOBOONESHA...YES U R VERY CORNY..IT'S OK THOUGH.....YOU CAN JOIN US OR DIE!LMAO!

@jakey, what caused ms. afghan's breakdown?

I think i remember her going to the Macy's white sale and they were out of ***. holy jihad is right!!

*YAWN*

mafia are you a cancer... i am so alert when i take my medication.

I just heard that Usher and Tafreka are separating.. hopefully those *** rumors will disappear now that he has an estranged wife and child.

WOW...I THOUGHT HER DESEO PERFUME WAS SELLING PRETTY GOOD AND SHE EVEN INTRODUCTION DESEO FOR MEN IN THE FALL.

I'M BACK!!!!!

YEA!!!

WHAT I MISS????

Spooonnn!!!!! What's good Ma???? *kiss to the cheek*

@Royal...hey chica! I sent you a text...

I agree everyone is cutting things is getting to *** high.

MARC HAS A COCAINE HABIT