: Move over Will and Jada. MediaTakeOut.com just learned that there's a new African American power couple - Tyler Perry and Oprah. That's right y'all - we've got on VERY GOOD AUTHORITY that talk show queen Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry are officially dating.
And we ain't the only ones hearing this. At least one celebrity weekly (and possibly more) is going to be running a story on them this week.
Oprah girl ... we love you too much not to tell you this girl .... The man is SUSPECT ... with a CAPITAL SUS!!! Then again, maybe that just means that he won't mind your extra close friendship with Gail.
Hollywood is so messy....
So in other words, according to MTO, if a man is well-spoken, educated and not having gold pouring out of his mouth or roped around his neck or f*cking all of hollywood like a slut, he's suspect!!!
I've always said, it take a fag to know a fag. MTO fits that bill quite well since they love declaring who's gay and who's not.
Are you serious? if it is its a front. Between him and Eddie Murphy i dont know which of the two have given more Gayish signs. MTO you guys clown Neyo all these other dudes about being gay TYLER PERRY, Play or not his mannerism when hes not in custume are STILL THE SAME FEMININE. Tyler been Undercover for years
MTO YALL ARE NOT THE FIRST TO SAY THIS SO STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU ARE. SHIRLEY JACKSON ON WDAS SAID THIS LIKE DAYS AGO. THAT THEY WERE OUT ON VACATION OR SOMETHING TOGETHER IN THE CARRIBEAN ISLANDS SOMEWHERE.
MTO WHY ARE YALL HATING ON NAS?????????? WAYNE CD COME OUT AND YALL POSTING DON'T FORGET TO GET YO CARTER 3 CD, G-UNIT U POSTING THE SAME THING. NOW HERE'S SOMEONE THAT'S TEACHING AND SAYING SOMETHNG BETTER THEN BOTH OF THEM NIGGGAZ AND NOT ONE THING IN TODAYS POST IS ABOUT NAS CD.
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Morning
Keko... wheres my Hotwings and Beer... Chop chop..I dont come to Hooters to talk.
Redd... Did you hurt your foot when you pulled it back out of cocoas ass? Damn... she wont [EXPLETIVE] right for a week.
Bish... I hope youre grocery shopping... you got a hungry fam coming down.
Mimi... hey cutey
Jimmy & Lucky... Nice to see you strangers (hugz)
first of all this pic is like 2 wks old and tyler perry himself said he takes his closest friends on vacation and oprah was not the only celebrity there but of course MTO would only get the pic of him and oprah oh and for those who dont know he has a new movie coming out this fall titled "A family that preys" with sanaa lathan, robin givens, alfre woodard the bald headed guy from the series soulfood rockmond dunbar and taraji p henson i saw a clip yesterday u may can catch the clip on you tube....just FYI for the tyler perry fans....oh and the crazy woman from misery is in it too kathy bates...
co sign crazed boy..when I first saw this pic I immediately thought "what are they cookin up" they are there talking business in an inspiring environment..it's the money stupid, they ain thinkin about sexin each other, they're hatching new brilliant ideas the way rich ppl do TO MAKE THAT MONEY YALL!
Redd... I need your help.
Im looking to buy a house but my search in the Miami area is just turning up 800 sq ft properties with price tags of $250.000 and up.
Get it together Miami... MIAMI real estate sucks!!
Someone turned me on to real estate in Texas. And I was surprised to see how far the dollar goes there. You can live in a mansion in Texas for what we pay for a condo here.
I need your help since I've never been to Texas determining what areas are best to live in. I was thinking Houston or Dallas.
@pepp oh okay, well the memorial area is real nice. actually, there are lots of subdivisions with nice homes for not that much. the price of livin down here is nice. hell, my apt is 750 sumthin square feet and i pay 550 a month. lol
just holla at me, if you lookin, try craigslist, or the greensheet online. search houston.
@PEPPER...HOUSTON IS THE PLACE TO BE...IT HAS MORE FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES THAN ANY OTHER CITY EXCEPT NEW YORK. IT HAS THE LARGEST POPULATION INCREASE BETWEEN 2006-07. THE ECONOMY HAS NOT HIT H-TOWN AS BAD AS OTHER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY. IT IS NEAR THE COAST (GALVESTON, UNLIKE AUSTIN OR DALLAS.) NIGHTLIFE IS PLENTIFUL...AND VERY DIVERSE CITY. ALOT OF OPPORTUNITY FOR YOUNG BLACK PROFESSIONALS. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A CAR BECAUSE THE CITY IS SPRAWLING AND LACK OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION FOR NOW...HOPE THIS HELPS.
ALSO THE WINTERS ARE VERY SHORT LIKE A MONTH OR TWO.
...f*ck took them so long???...waaay better fit for her! (on da power couple level, they wont be having sex n all that the other sh!t relationships entail - so thats minor to them...lol)
side question: remember when puffy n bad boy was killin' hip hop?, then west coast gangsta rap, then the south, then like, soulja boy???...is it me or is it always the muf*ckaz with #1 records thats always "killin' Hip Hop"?????
Pepper - dont get me wrong, I love HTOWN... However, I could not stay there.. I will go party and chill with friends but thats it... Dallas Texas is what that is....Houston crime has increased rapidly over the last three years, not saying because of the new orleans folks, but they have played a major role in the crimes that has taken place..
grey - where is my text... Im waiting....
HEY BISHOP ! ! !
HEY MY LUCY ! ! ! !
@DERACA....MTO WAS TRIPPING YESTERDAY! I COMMENTED ON 2 STORIES AND COULD'T GET ON THE MAIN ONE. BUT I'M GOOD! I AM SOOOOO READY FOR THURSDAY (EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT PACKED YET!)
OUTFITS? WHAT OUTFITS? IMA BE ON THE PLANE WITH SUNGLASSES AND SOME STILETTOS LOOKING AT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT LIKE "BYTCH WHAT?" LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAW BUT I HAVE A FEW! AND I AM SO EXCITED! I WISH YOU WERE COMING THOUGH!
Pepper - Im not from Houston, so I don't know the high crime areas, but those numbers are the city of Houston as a whole...
PrinceD- I feel ya, bruh... make the money dont let it make you.. and please dont let MTO be the cause of your unemployment....
mylulu - hey baby girl.... I so miss you... I know you are ready for Thursday or Friday for you.. I wish I could greet you at the airport - with my trench coat on with nothing underneath.. LMAO....
ms_mimi25 - Ready to do... say, where are you located again?
@DERACA . . .SAME THING HAPPENED IN THE 'A'! CRIME ROSE LIKE A MOFO AFTER KATRINA.
ALL YOU WOULD HEAR THE NEWS REPORTER SAY IS MARQUZ JAVONTE LEWIS ORIGINALLY FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA ROOBED THE PAWN SHOP RAN OUTSIDE AND CAR JACKED A MOM AND HER KIDS AND AFTER A SHORT POLICE CHASE CRASHED THE CAR AND WAS APPREHENDED ! LOL ! !
I MEAN I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AND ALL BUT THE NO-GOOD ONES NEED TO GO BACK HOME ! ! ! I WORK TOOOOOOO HARD FOR MINE! RUN UP IN MY CRIB AND YOU BOUND TO CATCH A FEW HOLLOW POINTS REAL QUICK ! ! ! LMAO ! ! !
@PEPPER...CRIME IS BAD IN ALL MAJOR US CITIES...YOU JUST HAVE TO BE VIGILANT AND COGNIZANT OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS...FOR INSTANCE I WOULD NOT RECCOMMEND THE SOUTHWEST SIDE OF HOUSTON BECAUSE THATS WHERE ALOT OF CRIME OCCURS DUE TO THE HUGE AREA OF APRTMENT COMMUNITIES IN THAT PART OF TOWN...
MANY SAY THE CRIME INCREASED DUE TO INFLUX OF KATRINA EVACUEES AND I WOULD HAVE TO SAY YES BECAUSE HOUSTON INHERITED MOST OF THE EVACUEES AND H-TOWN GOT ALL THE BAD ELEMENTS AS WELL. THIS IS NOT A SLAM ON N.O FOLKS BECUZ WE ALL KNOW THE MAJORITY OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE GOOD PEEPS BUT I'M JUS SAYING...HOUSTON GOT THE BAD FOLKS TOO.
@DERACA DON'T GET IT TWISTED BOI! H-TOWN BETTER THAN DALLAS, WHICH SITS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PRAIRIE AND HOT AS HELL IN SUMMER. BUT NOT TO SAY H-TOWN DON'T GET HOT BECUZ IT BE HUMID HERE.
DeRaca - LMAO!! That would be my heart's joy to see you w/ a trench and nothing underneath. How dare you tease me!! My how I miss you too.
BBF love - sorry boo, I actually did do some work. I'm over here almost twitching like a crackhead cuz I have given up coffee and soda - 3 days strong! I swear it's a horrible addiction - I feel like I need it to function. How's the day going for you.
Hey hoe...you know who you is. lol...guess...
Ive been in Miami for a while and have never been the victim of crime or witness to any here. Not to say there isnt any.. but its usually restricted to certain hoods where people are robbing and stealing from their own communities.
I'd hate to be succesful and not enjoy it just out of fear of getting robbed.
princed - Have you every been to Dallas? If you haven't, when you come to visit then tell me which city is better.... I like HTOWN because the clubs dont close at 2:00 like here, but that about it... So you dont get it twisted baby boi.
ms_mimi25 - va!!! thats what up.. I have a good friend thats stays in VA BEACH, VA.....
On the real... Houston, Dallas, or Austin are all great city's in Texas to relocate to.... Like prince d said, crime is everywhere.. You must take the precautions so you don't fall victim to it..
Hell, Dallas had the #1 crime rate in the US for 3yrs in a row... and I been here most of my life and never been a victim (crossing my heart)
Pep..*hitS button*
(( AWWW BITE ME!! AWWW BITE ME!!! )) thx Miss Day Off! Lol
MiMi..sighh hand u know that right??!! fukkkkkkkkk! Plus no one..I MEAN no one is damn here today! One chick just left cause of the weather..say her kids home alone and the power just went out. so that leaves..uhhh *counting* 5 of us! =-(
Pepper - I was thinking just throwing you out there w/ a cut off tee shirt & thongs w/ your ass bent over. :-P Boston loves hoes w/ afros, come girl...this is your city. Get er done!! :-)
Bish - LOL @ us earlier. Vain really doesn't understand how thorough I am w/ the beatdowns...she's phucking with the wrong white girl!
Mimi - Girl I wish it was Friday too...actually, all I want is my bed. I'm here dozing off...Argh!
BISH - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr!! Hey babies, you good today.... I hope you haven't got your hair fixed yet, cuz I would hate the rain to wet up your hair before the crew arrives.. I hate the rain... Dang, 10:00am -- b!tch, hold my purse... I would be so broke in the MIA.. cuz I will be clubbing every weekend until 10:00am... on the real... Say what time is last call for alchol?
@PEPPER - No, not saying you will be carjacked, it aint that bad... I dont think...
grey - Hell no... geesh I hate this IPHONE.....
LULU- lovebug, I am never teasing when it come to you.. Im your love slave remember?
@PEPPER - YOU CAN ONLY EMAIL PICS - YOU CAN NOT TEXT OR RECVD TEXT PICTURES.... YOU CAN NOT DELETE JUST ONE NUMBER YOU MUST DELETE THE WHOLE CALL LOG (A PIMP LIKE ME, NEEDS TO DELETE ONE NUMBER SOMETIMES, DELETING YOUR WHOLE CALL LOG, LOOKS SUSPECT) YOUR VOICEMAILS COME UP ON YOUR PHONE.. just to name a few.. ITS ONLY GOOD FOR THE NET..
Bishop_Tee - man!!! so do they serve alchol the whole time..
LULU - you do something about it, ma!! Im waiting on you.... We will see if 'it" lol sends me pics....
For the record Lulu... Dogs that bark the most... usually dont bite. I'm no slut... I'm just practicing for when the reccesion hits rock bottom and I have to go back to the worlds oldest profession.
Confuseus say... When the apacolypse comes... all that will be left is cocroaches... rats... and a few good prostitutes.
Bunni...just quite hopn around all mad nah!
*rubn her back and she tries to pull out on me*
HEY!! Bunnnnniiiii STOP! now u know this was comn! Ya want ur babies to come as stress free as possible right? RIGHT! not here eat this..
*hands her a wendy's chicken sandwich* and chill babes.
Pep..never been in Space. My cusn's go...and once the bad ass one had to call me. so I'm like where are u thsi drunk so early in the damn morn girl..she was like Club Space they close @ 10:00. I was like wtf? LOL can't do a club where the sun meets me outside..
Blax...hell yeah I'm ready!! Just tryna see which club, or get a back up club for Friday right now. U good? everythang handled w/ u & ur's?
princed - I said get a room because you aint staying with me... You might be a serial killer, rapist or a thief.. Hell I might have seen you on America's Most Wanted, Saturday.. You know a guy on there was from Houston.... LMAO... naw, cool peeps are always welcome especially if they partake in the practice of blowing trees.. do you?
Woo hoo chile these two are some sorry individuals. On the one hand I can see that they are two people on similar financial levels (Similar but NOT the same, Tyler ain't no billionaire)
But on the other hand who's gonna wear the BEARD in the relationship? Tyler guzzles nuts and Oprah munches carpet (Gayle) so I wonder how much room is in the damn closet for them fools!
PEP*STARN* ROFLMAOOO! So when the recession hits rock bottom..u comn to work fa me? that's what ur sayn right?
MiMi said:
Bish... LOL..Tell them Yoshi is home alone and he is scared then you can leave early too!!!!!
Ohhhh i can not stand uuuuu!!!! LMAO ha-haha-ha-ha! LOL girl i freakn wish! they would be like uhmmm he's a puppy not a baby..I would be like hey he's a BABY PUPPY!! no? damn!!!
Deraca..sheeeeitttt she sho as damn drunk @ like 9 somethn so must be!
LOL @ my damn nut Shells!!! As a matter of fact I'm having my hair done tonight. I would have had her do it but I'll be in Miami before her and I need treatment NOW!!! But hell yeah!! I'm ready only need a few more things...
@DRC...what's good babe!!! I made it for lunch! That's all I can spare today is lunch. SMh but darnit I made it!!!
ugh
finally
drc, dont make me buss yo muthafukkin ass.
did you see crime when you was at my house? lol
as many police as it is on the streets now, i aint seent shyt go on in a minute. now there are sum parts of town that are ruff, southpark, third ward, fifth ward, some areas of houston are crime ridden, but i guarantee so are most areas in the u.s.
n.t ways pepp, if you come here to look around, i can show u where to go and where not to. lol
@Pepper...Please ask for an additional $25K for me. That way you can wire my portion to me!!
Thanks Oprah!! Love you!!!
@Shells...Oh, okay! Cause lawd knows in being stuffed down in my pants wasn't working. Just because it's paper doesn't mean it's soft like Charmin. And being that I'll only be wearing dental floss my entire stay in Miami...I've got a purse load of clothes! LOL!!!
@Tee...LMFAO!!! Oh I freaking love it!!! ~BOOOOM~
Shellly said:
Vain, just remember put your cash in your suitcase, and your clothes in your handbag. ---------
*starn...then getn down on one knee begging*
Shells....CTFU....please..LMAO please just stop! *DYN* ur ass damn backwards and I love it!!! LOL! LMAO!
BOOOOOM!
Bunni...awww i knew somethn was wrong..i mean u never tried to pull out on me b4. It's ok..some hot Tee...i mean TEA *wink* a heating pad, and a episode of Golden Girls and u'll be good as new!
LOL! @ Blax...crazy bytch!
Damn Shells!!! LOL freaking nutcase!!! Sweet Goodness!!
@Lusil...I had to catch the noodle that tried to escape my mouth when I opened it to laugh!!! Lil bastard almost got away!! LOL You better stop, won't you have some weave that I'll be able to pull out too? Don't get your tracks snatched! Frizz...please you'll be worrying about how to cover up the spots! LOL What's good with ya? And you're PMS'ing???
@DRC...you so nassy!!! LOL but yep...sometimes thats all you need. Let me see what the nicca I stole from you turned him str8 have to say bout that! Hold on...
LOL @ Bish - Hot Tee???? LMAO!! I cracked a smile w/ that one. I know I'm getting my period. *sad face* ...you guys think Leon will lick up the blood?? no? did I go to far? Sorry. lol
Mimi - me dead - I am lifeless...don't even know who's typing. I wish there was a place for me to take a nap...dang.
Vain - LOLOL - I'm from the hood so I fight dirty...watch yourself, fatso! lol
Hotel Derek??? Me sandwiched in between two gay men.....hmmmm???? SURE! lol
Jimmy...whats good love?? Glad to see you back today. Thank goodness you're coming back to us!!!
Jakey...hey girl!!! I thought you fell asleep on me last night until your text came thru 2 something in the morning!!! LOL I'm going on a flip flop search after I leave work. Probably hit Target and call it a day! Hating on you cause you getting your hair did!
Bunni...
I know I'm getting my period. *sad face* ...you guys think Leon will lick up the blood?? no? did I go to far? Sorry. lol
*GAGGGGGGGGG...PUKE...GAAAGGGGGG SOME MO*
*wipn mouth* Yes..*mini gagg* TOO FAR BUNNI! Too FAR!
LOL @ Deraca why u plan w/ her? LMAO oh well guess gotta get through the day some how.
Bish - I am taking this here beef to Miami - I ain't pullin out my strap on the internet. Vain gone get phucked up in the M.I.A....Friday DEATH becomes all suckas that fux w/ Bunni the Destroyer. TRUE STORY. No lol... :-)
Vain - refer to above....
Niecey, hi babes!! Send me account numba & I'll put in my share tomorrow. Lemme know....
Jaylens...Sexy...I see people coming out. Too tired to do the running man.
*in my thug stance*
@Bunni...Word'em Up! Then it's on! LOL
@Sexy...Damn at least let us think you have a job Tommy! (from off Martin) LOL
Ya'll have me cracking up...already I can feel the forces trying to keep me here but...
*taking big gulp of diet water*
But I have to get back to work!!
*slowly skipping away whistling*
@DRC HI HUN!!! I'm chillin ova this way about to go get something done to this head of mine so I can be lookin' all cute and ~ish, LOL!!! How u been???
@Sexy No I just got hea...quick smokin that Ooooh Weeee :-0!!!!!
@Bish weather must have moved down ur way cause it was storming up here on and off for about a week...so was LuLu right about this weekend, is it still gonna be raining???
@Vain Well Damn...I texted u like 10 minutes after I got urs don't know why u got it back so late...but yeah girl Walgreens had they $3.99 flips on sale for .99cent, as much as I love wearing them in the summer I hate spending too much money on them cause I always trip and break them **praying that don't happen in MIA**!!!!
Jakey wrote: I hate spending too much money on them cause I always trip and break them **praying that don't happen in MIA**!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Silently praying that she does...then we'll be on the ground together cause lawd knows this happens to me every other day!
*have skipped as far as I can go* logging off...hit me on email!!!
Love ya'll! I'll try to come back later!
Bish - you big ol' baby!! Ain't nobody went too far. Leon is freaky so I figured I'd ask. Damn you! *Lifting my baby's head up* No need to gag...there's no blood yet, babes. :-)
Vain - A thug stance will get you kilt! lol
Jimmy - You think I'm funny? Yaye...Bish thinks I'm gross. Boooo to Bish...lol.
Mimi - I have never asked you for anything..I see what our friendship means to you. SMH :-/
@Jakey
Feeling pretty good today, my boss didn't have to yell at anybody today, and he's always yelling at somebody. (my co-worker's feel some kind of way cause he don't be yelling at me) like the song goes...ooooohhh..it ain't my fault! lol
@Ms_Mimi
Hey babez...what's cracking in the V.?
@Keko
my bad Ma...but those ain't no bee stings you got there.(i meant that in a good way)
------- O.K..I'm reloaded!! How you want it?
@Bish
Love the way your always thinking about business first. You'll never be broke babe, that's for damn sure. **looking at my cash to see how long i can make it rain**
@Vain
I miss you Ma...you know your my party buddy..it's been a minute tho. Can you still drop it like it's hot?
------- O.K..I'm reloaded!! How you want it?
deraca, i thought you knew that i was away with my much younger man. he's 10 years younger than me and does not get tired.
i am now telling him that i want to break it off (of course I really don't), but i love all the attention of him calling and begging me not to! LOL!
it keeps the relationship spicy until i see him in the fall/winter.
I don’t believe it, there just really good friends, and aren’t we suppose to be happy if she was seeing someone else besides that old ass no good man who will never commit to her??? So if she is, well you go Oprah! And I think Tyler is a suspect too but who cares, in Hollywood, they probably all are!
These dang servers!
Mimi - don't mind me...I'm just PMSing. I still love you even though my type written words don't show it. :-)
Jimmy - By comparision is all I'm saying. Keko's using a spandex blanket on the beach for those bad boys and I have the pleasure of tying it! Yaye.
Bish - I think you should take the day off and meet me personally Friday morning for a groping! Lemme know if this works for you. :-)
Niecey don't go! I just got on again!
@princed - I dont have a myspace page... thats why I asked you if you did...
@jakey_natey - Im great....... just ready to end this day....
@HTOWN - GIRL,[SPAM]oooooooooo I picked up an oz yesterday and it is FIRE!!! Dang, I wish you wuz here to taste this oooooowwwwweeeeeee...
I will be back in HTOWN 8/1 - that night and leaving Sunday 8/3.. I will hit you up!!!!
@shellly, please please for the love of god crack jokes on lbooggie3 avi... I can't do it... Im a good boy... LOL
lulu - Im going to tell you the same thing I told these females at this party I went to Saturday... You don't know me... I will f.u.c.k. you up (in a good way) and have you leaving your man , stalking my gay azz.... I got it like that... oh wait... you aint got no man, right? LOL.... Just joking....
MiMi...*eyen her like she might be tryna make me look dingy* LOL aight..i tell ya what @ 4-4:30 I'ma try that..now if that don't work ...I'm comn 2 ur crib..
The Bunni Ranch right?
*running cause now Mi Mi chasn me w/ a bat and a pic of Mc Cains ass*
OKAAAAYYYY!! SORRYYY!!! YALL GET MI *jookn* MIIIII!!
Bish... Aight, it might not work for us but I know for sho it would work for them!!! But if it was me I would try it!!! LMAO cause Bish tryin' to jook me!!! ***oh nawwww don't run now*** And who is yall??? Most of the fam is off packin' and gettin' their hair did!! Lulu here but she sleep!!!LOL **lookin' round for SEXY***
@shellly - You are crazy dont stop now....
@LULU - Big DICK is right... How did you know? LOL and you sound like me -- I can get a man quick... and I lose them even quicker... I dont know what it is... Maybe Im bipolar... LOL
@princed -i dont even know who to answer that question.. -- picture a guy with that looks like Chris Webber, Pastor Mase (you know the tranny picking up Mase) and a young Forest Whitaker without the lazy eye and you got me.... LOL....these are the three people, everyone says I look like --- everyone tells me I look like Mase more than anything.....
Hi Cali-mommy - didn't see ya! How's it going?
Womp - where's my little friend who is afraid to love me???
DeRaCa - Getting a man is easy...I'm just not tolerant or emotional...I am like a dude in a relationship and that ain't a good look. I'm detached.....things I gotta work out in therapy, lol.
Bish - Mase?? Oh yeah, kinda...
DeRaCa - email ur penis so I can see if it's indeed big. Thank you. :-)
Heyy lulu...i wrote to you yesterday but of course it was late evening before i could get thru so ya'll was gone. :( I had a whole convo with myself, lol...asking keko if she tried the butterfly bra yet and errrthang. Good times, yo! :P
Bish - i holla'd at you, too on friday, i think. Telling you the great news about yo' baby midget mac coming back home to ya. Him wub u mo' than money. lol
Deraca..
*starn..then takes out Tranquilizers i usually save for when Bunni & Slut Puppy fight*
Now DRC...u gone have to just calm down babes...
*filing up needle..then thumping it for good measure*
I have somethn that'll calm u down..and make that 6:00pm get here in NO TIME! hell u wont even no what time it is...
*walks towrd him slow...u never know*
DeRaCa - My bad...I mean YOU DO NOT have my email. My email is: BunniPussylicker@hoes.com
Bish - Sorry...I just ain't seent a dick...well um, since we forwarded all them dicks...LMAO. I mean, no we didn't! :-P
Mimi - yes, PMS is no joke...I am not my usual self. I got so fiesty during that time. I have less pet names for folks during this time. lol
lmao...shut the fukk up UNSEXYCOCOA
gat damn man lol. bitch get a fukkin life. i dont kiss nan ass or follow no fukkin body bitch, so get it right. you mad kuz dont nobody want yo ugly ass to follow them or kiss they ass!!!!! and that fag never ripped me a new anything bitch, you the fukkin ass kisser and the follower, runnin behind that bitch nigg.a.
lmao. dumb hoe --------------- dats my fukk you haters pose
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SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB and ps bitch,
you get ripped a new one everytime you press "add comment" bitch
lmao, ol im mad kuz dont nobody wanna be my friend lookin ass bitch My response: YOU FAT ASS BLOATED BLOWFISH LOOKING ASS YES YOU REDHOETOWNRED.HOE DO YOU THINK YOUR COMMENTS REALLY PHASE ME???I HAVE A BETTER BODY,MIND AND SOUL OVER YOU. YOU ARE NOT READY BITCH AND COULD NEVER BE READY.I LOOK YOUNG FOR MY AGE BUT YOU ON THE OTHER HAND IS WHAT 22 OR 23 AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOUV'E BEEN THROUGH THE DAMN MILL.YOU ARE USED UP SO GOWAY WITH THAT FUKKERY YA TALKING.NOW NEXT TIME YOU ADDRESS ME COME BACK HARDER CAUSE THAT UNSEXYCOCOA LINE HAS BEEN USED UP JUST AS MUCH AS YOUR TIRED ASS COOCHIE HOLE BITCH! I HAVE FRIENDS UPON FRIENDS BITCH SO WHAT ARE YOU REALLY DEALING WITH!HOW MANY TIMES YOU AND YOUR SO CALLED BUDDY WOMP GONNA USE THOSE TIRED ASS LINES?? COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL.MY THING IS YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED OUT OF IT IF IT WAS NOT PERTAINING TO YOU. STFU,NOW IN CLOSING TAKE THAT ACID YOU SAID THAT CAME OUT OF MY ASS THAT YOU SO CALLED KICKED AND DOUSE IT OVER YOUR FACE.NOW I SAID THAT NOT BECAUSE I AM BORED BUT BECAUSE I MEANT EVERY WORD.NOW FLY BACK TO YOUR COUP CHICKEN!NOW LET ME GIVE YOU TIME TO READ THIS "NOVEL" AS YOU PUT IT THE OTHER DAY YA DUMB [EXPLETIVE]!
What's up LuckysS it has been a long time since I spoke to you.I want to let it go but then they come on here and attack me again and again.All the hell I did was spoke my mind about them speaking to Womp and then everyone turned against me so I am defending myself.As long as Red or Womp or whoever addresses me I will not stop I know it's pointless but I don't give two sh*ts.I am a strong person and I cannot back down.Maybe one day I will be the bigger person and ignore it but until then it ain't happening!
I feel you Cocoa. But you must understand they have all let by gones be by gones. how many months have we all been on here??? we've e-beefed with damn near every body. we have even e-beefed with each other, but we all have said our am sorrys and moved on to being friends or just not say anything to each other. not everyone was against you. as a matter of fact no one is against you. this is what you may think. if the fam want to talk with womp or whom ever, that does not make them two-faced. as Jakey stated one time and i so agree with her. i will rither be friends with someone i once was never cool with because that person will in the end get a chance to know the real me than stay friends with someone who pretended to be my friend to turn around and talk [EXPLETIVE] about me later.
you don't have to be friends with Womp or Redd, but you can be the bigger woman and let it go. you'll never meet any one of them so why bother??? no one is saying you can't have your say or comment on the stories. but when you say some of the side comments you say, what do you expect is going to happen??? be bless luv, ill holla at you
I truly hear what you are saying Luckys I pretty much jumped the gun and called everybody out based on something I knew nothing about.I had no idea she even apologized to anybody cause I wasn't on here during that time. I doubt she apologized to me nor intends to she is truly direspectful and ignorant and I don't have nothing nice to say about her.As for Red I have no clue why she came off so strong when me and her used to be cool but who cares!I do believe some people are against me especially the ones that deleted me off myspace but hey sh*t happens.Anyway I said enough about this petty sh*t.Of course you and I will always be cool and of course I am blessed I am healthy and alive what more can I ask for?Bless up LuckyS
oh and just fo the record,
i never came off strong. i simply said, if womp didnt bother you, y you typin novels? so that was strong to you? naw strong is me sayin
GET YO TRANNY MAN LOOKIN ASS OFF THE COMPUTER BITCH, DONT NOBODY CARE WHAT THE FUKK YOU TALKIN BOUT.
NOW THATS STRONG. LMAO. SO LISTEN TO THAT.
@SEXYHOERED YOU ARE JUST AS ANONYMOUS CAUSE I DO NOT KNOW YOU NOR WANT TO KNOW YOU SO YOU CAN KEEP TRYING TO GET TO ME YOU STUPID FATASS WALRUS.I DO NOTHING BUT LAUGH AT YOUR SICKENING ASS YOU MAKE ME WANT TO HURL UGMO. INSTEAD OF STANDING AROUND POSING HOW BOUT YOU HIT THE GYM FATTY.ANYWAY,WHAT AGWAAN SPRAGGA WIFEY!BTW I AM NOT CRYING JUST TELLING THE FACTS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE EVERYBODY HAVE AN OPINION AND AN ASS HOLE!
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