BOBBY V

dmv #1 socialite

i have no idea,rick ross?lol

No clue MTO

top 10 baby !!!!!!!!!

Does he put on for his city? LOL

Homeboy is bout to get FIRED UP in the A!

Naw its Young Jeezy yall

It aint jeezy is it? LOL

My president is black my lambo blue and ill be goddam if my rims aint too.....jeezy definitly

I have no interest in other mens tools.. But ladies come c mine!!!

Jeezy got that blue lambo and matching rims!

sound like she talkin bout YOUNG JEEZY!!

*IN JEEZY VOICE* YEAAAAAAAAH!!

Say it aint so Jeezy.

Jeezy of course

IT'S JEEZY HE LOOKS LIKE ALL HE IS WORKING WITH IS A BABYTOE....

ha ha, Jeezy dont look like he got a small d_ck. I love T.I., that that nucca look like he got a little winky!! LOL

Yup its JEEZY!!!! My president is black my lambo blue and ill be goddam if my rims aint too.....jeezy definitly

JEEZY JEEZY JEEZY i guess he is young after all! LOL

@ 2sexy4sho2

Rick Ross????? Girl he from MIA...get up on ya ATL rappers..As long at it ain't Luda....we good

Ay thats what happens when you lyin on your pipe!

awwwwwwwwwww they talking bout Jeezy LMAO

JEEZY DEFINITELY HAS A BLUE LAMBO...GOTTA BE HIM

Lmao Jeezy right? Who cares anyway?

@BigBlack9- Now thats funny LMAO

Definitly Young Jezzy ... lol Ole dude is a midget now that i think of it...

Lmao yall cant be playn my boy like dat... Im weak tho

JEEZY DUMB AZZEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Young Jeezy DUH! He's from the A, use to be fat and the My President is black song says "My Lambo's blue and I be God Da@n if my rims ain't to". Poor Jeezy. Wasn't that Keyshia's man? lol.

If it was Miami, I would say TRINA

LOL I knew it was Young Jeezy lmao.

J E Z Z Y ! ! !

Yo MTO can you get rid of these shitty spammers please? Hey [SPAM] [EXPLETIVE] I told you to shut the [EXPLETIVE] up no one buys your shitty stuff you broke ass steroid usin tiny dick [EXPLETIVE] you look like a ninja turtle [EXPLETIVE]

JEEZY!!!! LMAO Is the woman that's talking Keyshia Cole

damn jeezy... least keyshia aint put u out like that

ITS YOUNG JEEZY YOU GUYS

CHECK OUT THIS LINK AND IT WILL CONFIRN TO YOU GUYS THAT ITS YOUNG JEEZY LOOOOL

[link to external website removed]

Ummm .... Yea its jeezy.. lmao.. MTo yall hide'n s.hit then at the end yal start dry-snitchin...

This is some dumb sh@t! She had to be getting a hell of a lot outta this dude to keep messing with him and his lil pee pee! STUPID BITCH!! Then she actually has the nerve to tell others about this nonsense -WHATEVER! Hope he gave you herpes!

DAMN.....

'Yeahhhhhhh'

'The snowman'

"I guess it should be changed to the 4 man"

rapper yuckmouth

WHO DOESNT KNOW THAT IT'S YOUNG JEEZY?! MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK, MY LAMBO IS BLUE, AND I'LL BE GODDAMN IF MY RIMS AIN'T TOO!!!

DAMN JEEZY U COMIN UP SHORT BRUH!

I am rap illiterate. Have no idea.

JEZZY here's the link....[link to external website removed]

Jezzy ??? LMAOOOOOO Serioussllyy SMh at these fake rappers now adayssssssss

Sounds like "OLD Jeezy" to me!... I cant stand his wack azz anyway!!

Jeezy??

Justin Temberlake, lol.

....JEEZY, that's the only person it could be.....my lambo's blue.

i hate it when MTO do this.

I was gonna say Gucci Mane, but after i re-read it...its absolutely jeezy! Damn!

Realistically - can you believe any of this? She didn't find him attractive but went home with him anyway? He got in bed with nothing on and you don't know 'what he thought something was'- duh, he saw you as a trick who just met him and were not only in his house but his bed. NOW you want everyone to believe that she gave this asian dyck man a hand job. Girl please. You say that you eventually got sexual with him, NO, now you just trying to clean up the fact that you slept with him on the first night, just like any real trick would. You are also trying to justify being with him for the last 3

150% Young Jeezy with his Young Dick! haha! TI and Luda both look like they holding most def!

Sounds like Keisha Cole really put her dude out there. (why would a girl at the club take a flight!!!!!)

Friends? Still cool? Been messing around with him for 3+ years??? If guys don't learn about messing with these Scallywags by now they deserve what they get!

Omg imma daily reader and all. but i had 2 make an account for this one! YOUNG JEEEEEEZYYYYY!

to 4 years. A man with a small dyck, you only sleep with to get what you want, not out of any kind of love or respect.

OMG! It's Jeezy....My president is black my lambo blue

OK I DIDNT READ THE WHOLE GROUPIE STORY THAT I GUESS IS HATIN ON THAT GUY CUZ I THINK HE DIDNT WANT TO PAY HER SOMETHING BUT I JUST SAW THE LAST PART THAT HE'S FROM THE A AND RIDIN AND BLUE LAMBO SO I GUESS ITS YOUNG JEEZZZAYYYYYYY

@ wm8589: bOBBY v iS nOT a rAPPER

@ 2sexy4sho2 & Cream101: rICK rOSS aND sCARFACE aRE nOT fROM aTLANTA

dAMN jEEZY! & i wAS tHINKIN 'bOUT gIVIN u sOME pUZZEE nEXT wEEK!

I believe it is Gucci Mane..... Gucci Gucci

YOUNG JEEZY *LMAO*

DAMN HE LOOK LIKE HE GOTTA SMALL DI*K !

CHILE!!!

thats sad

Damn Jeezy

Keyshia Cole leaked this story. Haaaa!

If the sex got better, what does it matter about his size? Bigger ain't always better.

Its Jeezy!?!?!

"My president is black...my LAMBO is BLUE....n i'll be cotdamn if my RIMS AINT TOO"!?!?!

what the feezy!?!?!?

If she didn't think the sex was good the first time why would she keep going back she's a stupid groupie.HEY JEEZY

lol...poor guy...next!

oh well u still touched his pee pee on the first night, one up for him! AND, he continued to get them panty draws for years after...looks like DJ Smallcock wins

Jeezy...My president is black, my lambo is blue, and i be got damn if rims aint too. LMAO!!!!!

WHO CARES ABOUT A WHORES TALE! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE SO I CAN AVOID HER!

ha ha ha ha young Jeezy

OH HELLLLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS YOUNG JEEZY!!!!!

Nas must be drivin in the A. Jeezy?

Is Jeezy overcompensating with that blue lambo???

It's Yong Jeezy in his music video 'My president is black' he had a Lamborghini that was blue … oh, and the rims were too

@ walli

HOW IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GONNA SAY TRINA?

yall dont be payin attention. it aint jeezy think again

Wow she went on Jeezy lol Damn it! lol

Does she sound like stupid and gullible or is it just me. She kept saying she didn't want to be with him, but she still dealt with him off and on for 3- 4 years. She couldn't give his nor her name. Please she pissed off because, she found out about someone else or he does not want her. Ladies be honest, that's one of the first things we go at them about when mad day comes, THERE SIZE.

this [EXPLETIVE] is so fraud ".... And he then persuaded me to come.. So I followed him home." bitch is a goldigger, and i doubt all she did was jerk him off takin a shower an [EXPLETIVE]? please! bitch gave him the skins and didn't like what she got. Some kinda friend she is what would make her put him on blast like that??

WHATEV

I DOUBT VERY SERIOUSLY IF IT'S JEEZY, WHY IN THE HELL WOULD KEYSHIA HAVE BEEN SO SPRUNG? WHO WOULD PROPOSE MARRIAGE TO SOMEONE WHO WASN'T WORKING WITH ANYTHING AND SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIFE WITH IT? THAT STORY IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS GONNA SAY BOBBY V UNTIL U GAVE UP DA CAR SO WE ALL NO ITS JEZZY....WHAT A SHAME ALL DAT GOOD TALENT GONE 2 WASTE.

WHO CARES PLEASE STOP DOING THESE BLIND ITEM MEDIA TAKE OUT.

These whores crack me up if she is so cool with him why would she put this bs out. And if it is Jeezy who cares LAMFO

DAMN JEEZY....KEISHA COLE WAS FCKIN WIT DAT SMALL PACKAGE......

WOW, SOUNDS LIKE NOW THAT KEYSHIA HAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE MOVED ON TO THAT LIL BOY DANIEL SHE IS NOW LETTN JEEZY HAVE IT.. LIL *ick WONDER...WOW, BUT IT COULN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BAD U STUCK AROUND FOR 3 YEARS....WHY...HUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! THIS IS SOME BULLLLLLLSHIIIIIII******!!!!!!! COME ON YALL. NO I'M NO BIG JEEZY FAN BUT THIS HAS TOO MANY LOOP HOLES IN IT...U BUT BOOKIE N HIS BED THE FIRST NIGHT (OR WITH A T-SHIRT AND NO PANTIES ON. U KNEW WHAT IT WAS BOO....U NEED 2 STOP WITH THE GAMES...

JEEZY SAY THE GIRLS LIKE TO PLAY WITH THA STICK WELL THA "TWIG". GUYS WHO THINK THEY GOT BIG DIKS WHEN THA DIK SITS ON THEIR BALLS LIKE A PILLOW WITH NO LENGTH TO IT NEED TO BE ROUNDED UP AND SHOT ON SITE! MEN BEING BORN LIKE THIS IS A SERIOUS INJUSTICE TO WOMEN WHO WOULD GIVE THEIR AZZES SOME PLAY. WOMEN THATS WHY IF U FEEL IT LEADING TO SEX ALWAYS DO A (D.C.) DIK CHECK BEFORE HAND. SAVE YOU ALOT OF DISAPPOINTMENT IN ANTICIPATION OF GETTIN THA BOTTOM KNOCKED OUT OF THA KITTY!

Why do we not ever get any answers to these blind items??? I think Fred like for us to solve a riddle once a week, to give us something to do and guess at. Ok well here goes my guess for this blind item of the week...Young Joc

@ BnADiva8easy

I'm defiantely co-signing about that Luda comment. I wouldn't be able to function if it were my baby Luda. Well homegirl shouldn't put Jeezy on blast like that cus she stayed & claimed it got better so what is all the hate for. SMH

whoever the bitch is, she talkin bout Jeezy

lol @ "freakishly small"

..."put me to sleep,baby",hahahahaha!! li'l dikk bastard!

Jeezy, is that you?! I'll never listen to "My President is Black" the same way again.

BnADiva8easy Flag post @ 2sexy4sho2

Rick Ross????? Girl he from MIA...get up on ya ATL rappers..As long at it ain't Luda....we good ------- lol oh,damn i dont know

@milesperhour-----UMMMMMM YOU READ THE THREAD AND YOU COMMENTED SO WHO IZ THA FUKIN' IDIOT?

I know this bitch aint talking about my baby Jeezy? "My President Black, my Lambo too, and I be gotdamn if my rims aint too"......LMAO

IDK about this one. sounds like a scorned woman! she couldnt have him so now she wanna tell otha chics this bs...

AND JEEZY "used" to be fat

IF SHE IS SO COOL WITH HIM, WHY SHE PUTTIN HIM ON BLAST...SMH. BITCHES WILL DO AND SAY ANYTHING TO GET ATTENTION THESE DAYS...

stop lyin tramp whom ever you are. i read down to the 4th paragraph and thats all i needed to read. he flapped ya then put it out there, you dont like it so now you tryin to sh*t on em. talkin all dat eww he tried to kiss me but you so called put yo flight on hold, followed Mr. ewww to his crib, then laid in the bed...she must be a rookie. nice way to leave out the fun stuff but stop hate-n on whomevea you hate-n on yo. EFFA K. 1HUNNIT

Jeezyyyyy....LMAO

Lol Young Jeezy NO!!! Lil Jeezy Lol...

LOL @ KEYSHIA COLE PUTTIN JEEZY ON BLAST YALL KRAZY

Damn it sounds like she talking bout J.E.E.Z.Y., thats my nig... So it aint so bruh? Talk to em' for a min.

I was thinking plies until the last part with the lambo [EXPLETIVE] was funny tho lol

has to be lol jeezy

damn...I'mma say Jeezy like everybody else hehe :D

na if plies has a little dick then that would be such a dissappointment but jeezy i dont really care i luv nikki minaj too she's hottt

@spicy_hott if u a female holla at me ima show u how a nikka wit a big pipe dooo

This chick sounds stupid, you try to put Jeezy on blast, but then you say "oh we're still friends!" Not anymore bitch!You were [EXPLETIVE] with him for like 4 years, and you say his dick was small?!? Nah, this chick got the boot, and he told her we can be friends, and she don't like that [EXPLETIVE], and now she is trying to ruin him and his peterweter! Get over it girl, don't be mad, because he wouldn't let you ride in the lambo!LOL To be honest I swore it was Shorty Lo, this sounds like some bullshit he would do!LOL

My Lambo's Blue And I Be God Damn If My Rims Aint Too === sounds like Young Jeezy to me...he also looks short and fat!

DFL............ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! Young Jeezy Man that is sooooooo funny!!!! H[SPAM]aa

Bitch....plz.....why would u still f#ck wit him...? Cuz of the money he kne she was a hoe so why no pay 2 play......2 still f#ck wit him she wanted that lil pickel....damn Jezzy baby I thought u was workin wit sumthin.....lls

daz jeezy. he got wat he wantd n kickd her to da curb and now she mad

JEEZY.....NOOOOO I KNOW SHE AIN"T TALKIN BOUT DAT NICCA......lol BITCHES AIN'T [EXPLETIVE]

LMAO @ somebody sayin MTO be dry-snitching. But dead @ Jeezy---HaHAAAAAAAA. Still like your music, homie

yall be some fools. if its a blind item then mto is lying ya dig? to avoid being liable for defamation of character. some gullible ass niiggas on here, lol. yall believe anything.

I KNOW WHO IT IS ! it's young jeezy *

zzzzz zz

"PRESIDENT IS BLACK MY "LAMBOS BLUE" AND I BE GOT DAMN "IF MY RIMS AINT TO!!" LMAO..YALL GAVE IT AWAY MTO

I BET YOU IT'S YOUNG JEEZY

DAMN JEEZY...AND I LOVE ME SOME JEEZY!

OH WELL HE'S STILL MY N*GGA!

I DUNNO YOUNG JEZZY HAS A BLUE LAMBO

UUUUUM DUMBASSES THIS STORY IS FALSE A LIE THEY NEEDED TOP STORIES SO THEY MADE THIS UP!!!

NOTICE THE RAPPER IS SHORT AND FAT!

JEEZY IS AVERAGE HEIGHT 5'10 LOOK IT UP SO ITS NOT JEEZY

DAMN YALL NEED TO LEARN TO READ AND STOP BELIEVING MTO!!! SUCKERS.....

Good job MTO. I'm so proud of yall. Yall finally gave us a blind item that was so easy to guess. Keep up the good work!!! Now go back to all the old blind items and give us some easy hints.

Wow. Why sleep with him if his dick is that small? Must be the money! If it were ME, he would've been rappin, "My Lambo is blue and my balls are too!" Becuz I would've left his azz hangin'. Love your music though Jeezy!

Another shady mission for the groupies to put someone on blast, trick plz!. stop kiss, sucking, f*ckin then run and tellin'!.

YALL SUM DUMB MOFOS 2 BELIEVE THAT ITS JEEZY. MTO JUS TRYIN 2 THROW YALL OFF. JEEZY AINT NEVER BEEN FAT HEAVY MAYBE BUT NOT FAT...NOW THAT DUDE GORILLA ZOE IS ANUTHA STORY...AND HE GOT A LAMBO. BUT ANYWAY...JUST DON'T BELIEVE DA HYPE PERIOD...

Ha Ha!!! This is old news!He's great when all you see is that bald head up under you, he knows how to work that. I wouldn't be surprised if any other stories of him and the crew pop up-they [EXPLETIVE] anything that looks their way.

Hellooooooooo!!!!! I'm from da A. Check da script loves...short, fat, ugly, blue Lambo, rims,....SHAWTY LO!!!!! I know his Lambo ANYWHERE!!!!!!

DANG!! is it Cee Lo, how about Bone Crusher, Please say it aint Big boi, from OutKast cuz that's my man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!! IT HAS TO BE JEEZY.... HE THE ONLY ONE RUNNING ROUND TELLING PEOPLE IN HIS LYRICS THAT HE HAS A BLUE LAMBO WITH BLUE RIMS.....

DAMN JEEZY....... ALL THAT MONEY YOU GOT U BETTER BY YOU SOME VIAGRA OR SOMETHING.... BUT AT THE SAME TIME IF SHE KEPT MESSING AROUND WITH YOU FOR 3 OR 4 YEARS SOMETHING HAD TO BE GOOD ABOUT IT OR ATLEAST YOU MOST KNOW HOW 2 USE THAT TOUNGE GOOD OR U MIGHT JUST BE BREAKING BREAD WITH THESE HOEZ..... BUT EITHER WAY YOU TO DAMN OLD NOT TO KNOW HOW TO [EXPLETIVE]....LLLLMMMMMMAAAAAAAA[SPAM]OOO!!!!!!!!!!

---------- WWW.MYSPACE.COM/KILLINUHOEZ22

Yall can't beleive what these lying @ss broads say...he probly dogged the broad out him and his homies so here we go.....

@BigBlack9

hahahaha hell nah

i agree w/wm8589 i was thinkin him too :)

but this bitch is plum dumb! if his dick was so small, then why did u start boning him for yrs? i will neva understand how a woman talks so bad bout a n1gga but still bone him?? stupid! these groupie bitches need to shut up cuz they think they the shiit, but rly they aint! they need to get over themselves!

Lol it's Jeezy. HAha yeaaaaa... U sure K.cole ain't right this haha. She was going dum for dat dude. Love makes u overlook alot of things (small things literally) lol

who would listen to this nonsense ohhh i did.

" A man with a small dick, you only sleep with to get what you want, not out of any kind of love or respect"....LOOK AT THE BULLSHIT WOMAN WRITE.THIS IS WHY BLACK WOMAN END UP SINGLE WITH NO ONE,AND BROTHAS NOW THIS THAT WHY THEY HIT AND RUN CAUSE THESE BYTCES IS STUPID..OH YOUR ASS AINT BIG ENOUGH SO I AINT [EXPLETIVE] WITH YOU,ORYOUR TITTIES TO SMALL.OR IN FACT THAT P@SSY IS WACK,SO I AINT CALLIN HER BACK ...YOU BLACK WOMAN ARE DOOOMED WHO THINK LIKE THS...REAFRICANIZE"FOOLS

I Think its Yung JOC...

he used to fat and he always rappin bout his *thing* size and skill...duh ppl, have ya'll forgot atl rappers already!!! LOL

GUCCi MANE?!?

I'm thinking it's..... YUNG JOC. He stay talking about his dick on his firsst album.

YOUNG JEEZY never said he had a big dick.

i think ya'll just thre that lambo clue in there for excitement

blabbermouth, that's what I'm saying! I know my rap.

Its Jeezy you fools

[EXPLETIVE] Keyshia Cole liked it so I guess it aint too small. LMAO!!! Jeezy look like he gotta small package though. Pay attention to the walk ladies, it'll help you out everytime. If he walk with his legs far apart he's more than likely SWANGIN (or either got crabs, LMAO) but if he walks with no kinda swagga..... yeah he's probably a disappointment. Remember: If he cant fit a magnum he aint worth the time of day. LMAO!!

they said short fat and ugly and young jeezy is not fat he lost weight yrs ago and that was just a belly and i dont think keyshia cole would mess wit a lil D* ni99a.. ..he may be short tho lol and jeezy isnt no cee-lo looking dude so i dont think he is totally ugly .. what yall think?

That whole story was nasty.............

YOUNG JEEZY

Shazaaam to the jump-off, but i must ask..did he give you herpes like he gave Keyshia.(LOL) she didn't tell that part lol. Furthermore,somebody in a singing group in atl has a small package too, so Jeezy don't feel alone lol!!

NAWWWWWWW I DONT THINK K.C. WILL SELL-OUT LIKE DAT ON HIM( J) ... Y WOULD SHE SELL-OUT ON HIM!!! WHEN HE CAN TURN-AROUND AN DO IT 2 HER... YALL NOW HOW IT GOES./

DID KEYSHIA WRITE THIS?

TI.

Tiny is not the only 'tiny' in his life.

oh my bad. lol i never read the dang articles.

i glance up there and saw fat... gotta be yung jock. is jock from the A? lemme go read some more.

somebody said it's ricky ross the boss. hell to the naw!

ricky is from miami and miami men don't even have dicks. they have dooonggs! lmao leave my miami men alone!

i really don't know much about fat atl rappers and what they drive so...

only rapper i know used to be fat is mike jones, but hes from TX, right?

EVERYTHING WAS ALL GOOD UP UNTIL NOW HUH? MTO YALL JUST MAKE UP BULLSHYT DAY BY DAY. THIS IS CRAZY.

My first thought was that it was Gorilla Zoe;he definitely is short,fat and ugly. i dont feel sorry for this cheap whore who is attempting to shame that rapper.(SMH!)She gives all black women a bad name.now that her lover is pretty much done with her,I bet that she is plotting to find another rapper whom she can smash,she need to get a real job and get a life,nasty whore!

LADIES, WHAT IS THE MOTIVATION BEHIND SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEIR NAME IS KNOWN?? HE'S NOT GOING TO SHARE HIS WEALTH WITH YOU. HE'S CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO SHARE HIS NAME WITH YOU. AND IF YOU JUST GO HOME WITH A PERSON AFTER JUST MEETING THEM AND DIG ALL IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, THEN YOUR MAMA DIDN'T TEACH YOU A DAMN THING. AND IF SHE DID, YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED. NO ONE CAN TREAT YOU LIKE TRASH UNLESS YOU DO IT FIRST YOURSELF..........BELIEVE THAT.

cant be no dang jeezy. that big ass head cant fit in a Lamborghini. lmfao

@DQC

Shyt it can't be Tip cause we lil nyggas have huge pee pees and fireman's helmet. U wanna see?

Don't know and don't give a damn..

walli Flag post If it was Miami, I would say TRINA

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rofflmfao i'm gonna guess that manbitch has a larrrrge dick!

betterman, whip it out! lol

agrees@JohnBlaze901

I think MTO threw in that "lambo blue" clue to throw everyone off, from who they really talking about. yea you do know your rap, I guess everyone done forgot about ol'JOc

@msINtense

Even though I despise u I agree that I thought it was Gorilla Zoe as well but Jeezy makes more sense it tha fact is he can afford a Lambo. That girl was flexin hard about what she "didn't" do with him. Girl grow up. U both phucked and got a nut! women always flex as if they got something else they could be doin.

oh damn! it's jeezy. lmfao no wonder he talks like that. his lil balls aint dropped yet. lol

well, let me go check out the other posts. it's just like me to spend way too much time on a dick. lmao and this one is hella tiny, so...

gotta go!

LOL. ON THE REAL BLABBERMOUTH JUST SPOKE THE TRUTH....

umm young jeezy? lol i type the blue lambhorgini and rims into google and his name came up several times loooool. poor guy...

Say it ain't so!

jeezy???? ah ha but wuznt keisha cole messin wit him on sum she proposed to him type [EXPLETIVE]?

All signs point to Jeezy,

Look at this link and you decide

[link to external website removed]

SHAWTY LO!!! NOT JEEZY LOL

it's def young jeezy. his prez is blk, my lambo blue and he b goddamn if his rims anit 2!!!!!!!!!!! tht's def jeezy. he look like the type. it's ok jeezy cuz as much sht they tlk u still fuk so............

Not all men are packing!

OOPS!!MY BAD I REREAD....ITS JEEZY...lAMBORGHINI'S BLUE...RIMS ARE 2...OMG I FEEL BAD 4 KEYSHIA COLE LOL

Hello Ladies & Gentlemen also Viewers and Bloggers @ Home......

First thing's first: Some people here in NC experienced storm damage yesterday from a small tornado and my thoughts N' prayers are with you. I'll be providing some donations w/ that....

Moving right along.... Fred put up my Avi, please.

To the point. I really hate these blind items, but I think that we can figure this one out together. You all are very intelligent bloggers so let's just dissect the clues one by one! Who's with me? ......

Another groupie tale!!!...These stories would be much more interesting if we really knew who it was...these guessing games aren't cool!

First Clue:

"First and formost, I'm not sure why I decided to [EXPLETIVE] with this n*gga''-- I. M. Groupie

Ok, I can work with this...... U. R. Groupie.

That's good. Second Clue....

Trina?

Anncr: And now, kim and cookie. Cookie: Ring-Ring Kim: say hello cookie! Cookie: hello Kim: girl i got somethin to tell ya Cookie: spill it girl spill it kim: remember ol boi, at the club... cookie: from last night? kim: last night! cookie: wassup Kim: went home with the mothafucka, now i'm thinkin i'm feelin' to goddamn get my ass to' up! background singers: to' up! kim: but girl cookie: what. kim: dick so short background singers: short! kim: came quick, he got his, i ain't get mines. i'm like [EXPLETIVE]! background singers: [EXPLETIVE]! kim: you know you talkin' all this goddamn [EXPLETIVE] and he ain't [EXPLETIVE]! cookie: girl you done got you a mothafuckin minute man! kim: a minute mothafuckin man background singers: mothafuckin minute man! kim: but it's all good you hear me? cause before i goddamn left this mothafucka, i hit this mothafucka up for erythang you hear me! i'm talkin bout wallet, i'm talkin bout credit cards, money. and you what i was gona hit him up for his goddamn pistol but i ain't know how many mothafuckn bodies he had on that mothafucka you feel me! background singers: i feel ya! cookie: well it's allllllll goooooood! BREAK!

yeahh yeahhh whatever! Another groupie trying to get famous for being a hoe! Obviously didn't matter to her or Keyshia Cole lol

OH WELL SIZE DONT MATTER..ITS THE MOTION U PUT IN THE OCEAN LOL

"He's short, was "fat", and ugly.. As a matter of fact, I've been dealing with him over a length of 3-4 years now off and on."

Short, fat, and ugly? HMMMMM This could cover alot of everyday people, so let me go back in to see what else I can pull out of this "Blind Item"......

Log on are call in now family, Ms. Good could be here all damn day with these types of clues....

Big dick or not he's fly as hell!

Come on with this blind item bs...I don't believe this, let me know when you get some names

Yea Its Mof Def Jeezy

That was an announcement from Alma says, now back to the show.....LMBAO.

FRED, Que the Theme music

***(Fred plays "People's Court theme music)***

FRED!!! WTF!!!

****"Shaft" Plays*****

JEEZY?!?!? Say it ain't so!!!

Its YOUNG JEEZY, dummies...

"My president is black, my lambo's blue...and I'll be gotdamn if da rims aint too..." -Jeezy

"Met him at a club, the n*gga was chasin me all night.. Even sent his manager to chase me too! Lol. When I finally got tired, we exchanged numbers, then he bought me a drink." --I M Groupie

Clue #3: Well according to I.M. Groupie, this rapper is fat, but still can run fat. So that eliminates BONE CRUSHER. Oh, she said he bought her a drink... T-Pain is that you. Know that's Florida, not Atlanta.... Someone help me out.

Fred, play that special request from Allahuakbar by Ice Cube, called "Today was a good Day".....

Its not Jeezy... Its Lil Scrappy! I've seen the pic. Im bout to find it and post the link... BRB!

oh my goodness. Jeezy got 3 thumbs too????

REALLY????

Well...that's a wrap for my "sessions" to his cd. That is f*ucked up.

(Record Scratches abruptly) Sorry Allahuakbar.

What's that Fred? We have someone on the line who thinks they know who it is?... Well put them through. What's your name and what do you know?

"uadummy247"

Nicca, what? OH, I thought you were callin' Good, oh nevermind. Just spill......

"Its YOUNG JEEZY, dummies...

"My president is black, my lambo's blue...and I'll be gotdamn if da rims aint too..." -Jeezy

Well damn.....Keyshia girl, consider yourself lucky to done w/ that....

CLEARLY A BUNCH OF BULLS/H/I/T!!!!,AGAIN NO NAMES,AGAIN A MADE UP STORY.

What's that, Fred? We have another blogger w/dirt they wish to spill. What's your name and what do you know?

"YoungYella"

Ok YoungYella, what do you know?...

"Its not Jeezy... Its Lil Scrappy! I've seen the pic. Im bout to find it and post the link... BRB!"

Now how in the world do you come on air live with that half-a$$ information? smh. Okay, YOUNGYELLA, we are willing to wait for you to BRB.. FRED, play that throw-back by Heavy D & the Boys....Young Yella is inspiration for this song. It's called "Got Me Waiting".....

It's Young Jeezy fat a.z.z.

I found this bit of 411. This is all that's needed:

"When famous rapper Young Jeezy is in town, he and his entourage like to stay at the Sagamore and he ships his baby blue Lamborghini down from Atlanta. ..."

Short Short man!!! LMFAO

deejlovely... Sounds like Keisha Cole really put her dude out there. (why would a girl at the club take a flight!!!!!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you may be on to somethin lol.

The REAL Blind Items are on Panachereport dot com. that's where MTO got the idea from. Straight thieves.

So far Family, there has been numerous votes for Young Jeezy, I think one for Bobby Valen---

Hold up! Bobby V has been accused of being short and I'm not referring to his height either. Ok, let's hear some more possibilities.....

LOL! WOW!..MISTA SNOWMAN!!

Its Jeezy! Lol damn mto yall put him on blast

Fred, can't you see that the lines are lighting up light Christmas trees? Put that caller through......Caller what's your name and what do you know?

"Yeah, my name is Crazya$$"

What do you know, crazya$$?...

"The REAL Blind Items are on Panachereport dot com. that's where MTO got the idea from. Straight thieves."

******CALL DISCONNECTED QUICKLY********

(Good laughs nervously)

Yeah, these kids, always playing on the phone.

(Good whispers to Fred away from the mic)

Fred, please screen the calls beforehand.... Can't let people think we are unreliable!!!!!!!

MTO I refuse to believe any of this!!!! Jeezy is my baby and I don't think he working with a "short man." If that was the case, then how come she messed around with him for 3+ yrs, and the sex somehow, "got better?" If it was that bad and I were her, he would've had to pay me for my time! And for him to have a "short man" and that bad in bed.....he sure had Keyshia stalking!!!! MTO get your stories together!! I'll tell you what, I'll sleep with Jeezy (and you don't even have to pay me!)lol.....and I'll let you know how he is in bed!!! LOL

We're back and....well, lets read a message from one of the bloggers following this story. This comes from "Unbreakable5" She says:

"MTO I refuse to believe any of this!!!! Jeezy is my baby and I don't think he working with a "short man." If that was the case, then how come she messed around with him for 3+ yrs, and the sex somehow, "got better?" If it was that bad and I were her, he would've had to pay me for my time! And for him to have a "short man" and that bad in bed.....he sure had Keyshia stalking!!!! MTO get your stories together!! I'll tell you what, I'll sleep with Jeezy (and...

"I'll tell you what, I'll sleep with Jeezy (and you don't even have to pay me!)lol.....and I'll let you know how he is in bed!!! LOL"

Well, first of all. I want to say, "How desperate"

I'm sorry, this is just sad and this is how one ends up on a site called "Groupie Tales". Moving right along. Someone else, please weigh in...

This groupie put this man and herself on blast. Her sleepin with this person on the 1st day is just as bad as his small 10 year old package.

Well Da mn.............Aye aye aye...............ok ok young Juice!!!!! But Sounds like she spitting on Jeezy right there,lol said the nicca was short and fat. then Jeezy exact words were "My president is BLACK, my Lambo is BLUE and i be got Da mn if my rims aint TOO" in the voice of the little lady on his song "Dont do it" simply put...........JEEZY DONT DO IT!

Hold up Family, here comes one of my Sistas and she has something to say....What's up, Spicy Hott?

"then start blazing damn sister/

i think its jezzy"

I think so, too. You all have been echoing this same sentiments throughout the entire show and blogosphere. Jeezy, this doesn't l@@k too good for you dear...... Please continue to weigh in.....

Man, I can't seem to keep up because the lines are so jammed. Fred, get me another caller...

What's your name and what do you know?

"Dreayon"

Ok Dre, what are your thoughts on the "Blind Item?"

"This groupie put this man and herself on blast. Her sleepin with this person on the 1st day is just as bad as his small 10 year old package"

Where is ClarkThink @ today? He's later than I was. Fred, dock his snack drawer!!!

Clark is behind Dre, but he would say "don't come up here making sense!!!" This is MTO dammnit!!!! **call drops**

@Spicy, We will deal with Betterman during commercial break. OK?!!! lol

only if young jeezy was FAT i would believe it would be him. but jeezy lost weight like 3 or 4 yrs ago.. and he wasnt O beise just had a lil beer belly..its not like he look like cee-lo lmao i dont believe this. keyshia cole i dont think would deal with a lil wee wee

"Well Da mn.....Aye aye aye.....ok ok young Juice!!!!! But Sounds like she spitting on Jeezy right there,lol said the nicca was short and fat. then Jeezy exact words were "My president is BLACK, my Lambo is BLUE and i be got Da mn if my rims aint TOO" in the voice of the little lady on his song "Dont do it" simply put.....JEEZY DONT DO IT!"

Hey, this is my show!!AT least knock first, MR. MAG-NUM. "Magnum?" Hold up now.....lol

Hey Spicy Hott, meet my new friend, Mr. MAG-NUM

Yeah as in HU[SPAM]E

Damn, are we LIVE?......

Who da hell cares if it's JEEZY,WEEZY or KANEEZY. such a bird for putting this wack story out.

Next caller, Fred wake up!! I said next caller...

Caller what's your name and what do you know?

"tae_rican21"

Ok Tae, spill.....

"only if young jeezy was FAT i would believe it would be him. but jeezy lost weight like 3 or 4 yrs ago.. and he wasnt O beise just had a lil beer belly..its not like he look like cee-lo lmao i dont believe this. keyshia cole i dont think would deal with a lil wee wee"

OK, Tae, well it's still possib-- HOld UP, CEE-LO Green fits these clues, too. Gold star for you Tae. That's what I'm talkin' bout....Tae_Rican has on his eagle glasses....

Its Young Jeezy if you go to yahoo.com and go under there search type in rapper blue lamborgini the 1st thing that pops up is "Rapper Young Jeezy Picks Up 3rd Lamborghini" and if you click on the link it pulls up the blue lambo its so freaking hilarious..

@good_downsouth

Damn baby U act like you can't speak to nobody.

Sounds to me like he just couldn't get it up for this chic. Probably one of them ugly chics with a bangin' azz body!

Fred, let's grab a message from the blogs. This is from a young lady who calls herself "Lady Pepa007"

Girl, Where's Salt or Spinderella? Y'all were a force back in the day...."Push iT" and "My Mic" was my jam, I even got my hair cut just like--

Ok Fred, her message: "Who da hell cares if it's JEEZY,WEEZY or KANEEZY. such a bird for putting this wack story out."

You see Family? LadyPepa is straight up hating!! She could have kept those thoughts to herself Now how is this helping us w/ "Blind Items?" Huh?...........

Daaaaaaang.

"@good_downsouth

Damn baby U act like you can't speak to nobody"

Now Betterman, I said ,"Good Afternoon family" That means ALL Y'ALL! Now you know that I can't remember everyone's name. One person will get mad if you forget to shout them out. So that's what happened. Now are you here to help with "Blind Item?" .... In fact, Fred let's go to commercial break and play anything Beyonce for her fans...

YOUNG JEEZY

This wop lying just because K. Cole was whipped off this [EXPLETIVE], plus why would anyone [EXPLETIVE] with someone with a failing sex game for over 4 years? GTFOH

She must have been diggin 4 gold

5' 10¾" Atlanta-based Young Jeezy originally planned on having a background role in the music industry -- as a businessman, not as a rapper. Years before making his first Def Jam album -- Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101, released in July 2005 -- he set up Corporate Thugz Entertainment and promoted Cash Money releases. From there, he branched out as a label boss and artist in his own right, releasing albums and mixtapes. Come Shop wit' Me, his independently distributed debut from 2003, allegedly sold more than 50,000 copies. As a member of Boyz N da Hood, he was behind a self-titled album (released just weeks before Let's Get It) that debuted in the Top Ten of the Billboard album chart. Driven by the hit "Soul Survivor," Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101 eventually did even better, nestling at the number two spot in the Top 200. The Inspiration: Thug Motivation 102 followed in late 2006, and by that point, Jeezy had become one of the most prominent MCs. ~ Andy Kellman, All Music Guide

@Betterman,

Betterman, you better come correct with Spicy_Hott. Now if you are going to play the role of her "side-piece" then you can't be messing things up w/ her main course. It's not gonna work out that way. Play your part Betterman, play your part. LMBAO

Don't end up on "Blind Item" either....

LMBAO @ Good

You need your own radio show...

I'm out

"5' 10¾" Atlanta-based Young Jeezy originally planned on having a background role in the music industry -- as a businessman, not as a rapper. Years before making his first Def Jam album -- Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101, released in July 2005 -- he set up Corporate Thugz Entertainment and promoted Cash Money releases. From there, he branched out as a label boss and artist in his own right, releasing albums and mixtapes... blah blah blah!!!

So Niknak, what is your point? Is it Jeezy or not?

I mean DAMN MAN!!! Ok new Rules caller, don't call in if you're High!

Take care, Alma ***waves***

you fukced w/ the n*gga for 4yrs & just now figuring out tha size of his dick? why do everybody think its jeezy? unless yall know somethin i dont, i dont see how its him. T-Pain? is The Dream from ATL? i woulda thought one of them n*ggaz.

Oh no, Spicy!!!!!!

Ms_Good can't handle to scandals today? Can you dish on Betterman, tomorrow? LMBAO

Fred, go to the lines,... We have another caller.

Ok caller, what's your name and what are your thoughts?..........

"Sweetluxury" aka black barbie.

Ok Sweetluxure, dish.....

"you fukced w/ the n*gga for 4yrs & just now figuring out tha size of his dick? why do everybody think its jeezy? unless yall know somethin i dont, i dont see how its him. T-Pain? is The Dream from ATL? i woulda thought one of them n*ggaz"

Oh Snap! The Dream aka "Teddy Ruxpin" could be a contender. You and Dreayon are on it!! Keep it coming family....

Guess I can scratch Jeez off the list

4inches? Damn!

why the fcuk shouls we care about some nigs package?

what would make some broad send in some long as history facts to MTO

this shlt is ridiculous

smh @ females send MTO this "news"

jeezy ya gottas be careful!!!

and i dont think this was keyshia cole..

i think she got better ish to do wit her time...

Its young jeezy and these dudes need to watch who they be sleeping with. AIDS is STILL out there. All this groupie [EXPLETIVE] and putting it on blast is for nothing but whores.

damnnnnnnnnnnnn damnnnnnnnnn dam[SPAM]nn

its prolly that lil ugly jd...sorry janet u still my gurl...lol

SMT DIS WAS 2 EASY SHE TLKN BOUT YOUNG JEEZY!! N THATS WAT KEISHA COLE WAS CHASING????? HA! DNT MAKE ME SPLIT MY SPLEEN

LOL Jeezy all the way!!!

@ everyone saying Bobby Valentino...yall are fvckin retarded.

Bobby Valentino is not a rapper for one....for two the last line of the article clearly makes it Jeezy.

SMMFH @ dat n!gga who said, and I quote "It aint Jeezy it's Lil Scrappy...".

Damn.

LOL @ these comments. hilarious!

no wonder jeezy hasn't been all that successful. having a 'freakishly small package' in an industry ran by gays must be tough on him. i would assume that being gay or pretending to be gay would require one to have a big sexeh butt or a big terrifyingly terrific dick!!!

oh jeezy, i so sowwy for u. i'd say get u a kim k special for the booty issue, or buy u a nice fleshlike strappy. (strap on) LOL

That was the latest by Electrik Red, "So Good". This is an up and coming group managed by Dream..

Fred, give me another caller.....

What's your name what do you know?

"Bidkidnig"

Ok, what are your thoughts?

"why the fcuk shouls we care about some nigs package?...."

Well, this is a "Blind Item". This is something MTO does to annoy his audience sometimes and you are a regular. Did you not read the title of this thread before entering?....See I can't understand some of you!!!! Now once again, do not call in if you are DRUNK or HIGH!!!!

**click***

"

Next caller, What's your name? and what do you know?

"DQC"

OKay DQC, give us your thougts.....

"oh jeezy, i so sowwy for u. i'd say get u a kim k special for the booty issue, or buy u a nice fleshlike strappy. (strap on) LOL""

LOL indeed! You see, MTO isn't about displaying ignorance on a daily basis. We actuall care. Now DQC had a nice suggestion for Jeezy!!! Good job!!

I BELIEVE IT'S HIM AND AS FAR AS KEISHA BEING WHIPPED WHAT U LACK IN ONE PLACE YOU MAKE UP IN ANOTHER, SO I THINK HIS HEAD GAME WAS GOOD PLUS SHE HELD ON BECAUSE HE BLEW UP, MAYBE HE'S MOVIN THE LIL DICK AROUND AND SHE DOESN'T FIT DON'T GET MAD. BUT AT THE SAME TIME GOOD LOOKING OUT WHO WANTS A SMALL PENIS IN THEM THEY CAN'T FEEL !!!

Take care Spicy_Hott **waves**

LOL yay! did i win tickets or anything, ms good?

Family, NikNak is back to weigh in .....

"BELIEVE IT'S HIM AND AS FAR AS KEISHA BEING WHIPPED WHAT U LACK IN ONE PLACE YOU MAKE UP IN ANOTHER, SO I THINK HIS HEAD GAME WAS GOOD PLUS SHE HELD ON BECAUSE HE BLEW UP, MAYBE HE'S MOVIN THE LIL DICK AROUND AND SHE DOESN'T FIT DON'T GET MAD. BUT AT THE SAME TIME GOOD LOOKING OUT WHO WANTS A SMALL PENIS IN THEM THEY CAN'T FEEL !!!"

Damn,NikNak, you that made alot of sense and therfore, we will have to toss that out. It's the way we roll around here, nothing personal..LOL

DQC, yes you were the 1,,2, 50th caller! I do have 2 front row tickets to see Young Jeezy. Fred, toss DQC our high-powered, super zoom-in lens camera.

Now all you have to do for these tickets, DQC, is get us some up close pictures of Jeezy's package....

Next caller.... what's your name and what do you wish to say?

"MrstlJohnsonJr"

Ok Mrs. Johnson Jr, spill.....

"LOL Jeezy all the way!!!"

SMH, Jeezy this isn't lookin' too good for you at all........

I think this chic is a hater...thats it thats all...why is she really putting this guy on blast...motives people motives...

Okay, let's read one of the latest blogs...

It's from Tempest.

Love the avi, btw Tempest!!!

Okay tempest says, " think this chic is a hater...thats it thats all...why is she really putting this guy on blast...motives people motives..."

Yeah, Tempest, this can be a case of "Sour Grapes" That does go on, too.....

Okay, this call is kinda interesting.... This caller has called the name of a person who I was even considering. Let me play back what this caller said:

"ITS JAZZY PHE U STUPID MONKEYS"

Playmate J, I was thinkin' Phe as well!!Kudos... But before you pop that champagne bottle let MS Good warn about calling my Family Monkeys... We will break all kinds of foots up in you ASS!

Fred. Stop Censoring me!!!

BOW WOW?

Well, looky looky. Ms. Good said, ASS and FCC didn't come a-calling with their collection plate.

ASS, ASS, ASS!!

ASS, Ass, ASS!

Yeah me!

lmfao i'd rather stay home and wipe down my window sills.

jazzy fe is not a bad thought. he did buy that massive mansion... which says his dick might be tiny. or am i jealous? damn! am i a hater or is his dick lil?

Ok, let me read another bloggers comments about who they were considering. It's from Taylor Kennedy who writes:

"BOW WOW?"

I don't know TaylorKennedy. I think you are in the cold region. L@@K back at some of the clues...

I'm going to be right back after this commercial..

***Promotion for HBO's"Ladies Dectective Agency" & "Brave New Voices Plays"*****................

NOOOOOOOO, NOT JEEZY!!!!

JEEZY...wow lol oh well he can still get it lol

First and foremost jeezy is the only person wit da blue lamb wit da blue rims and whoever this chick is she's a lame trick lol she spent da nite ova a strangers house and expect da [EXPLETIVE] not 2 ask for ass or somethng lol females

@ DQC, "The Napolean Complex" does happen

@ Playmate J, I can't be mad at that!! *shrugs*

@willieville, OK, we'll "follow you to tweet" NOT!

SHE JUMPED ON IT & RODE IT ....... NOT FOR A FEW HRS, BUT YRS!

SIT DOWN & SHUT THE HECK UP - YOU SLORE WITCH!!!!!

NOW THAT YOU FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE TO PAY YOUR RENT... YOU TALKING SH*T.

womp womp! lmfao

u get two womps cause you're super lame! all that baiting has been done and overdone on here, so clear out and hit up facebook or twitter with your nonsense.

We have another caller who likes to share her thoughts,, OK Spicy, dish

"what makes me laugh about some men they know there di/ck is small and they want to talk and get with u ... and when u kick it with some of them they act like oops i didnt know it was that small // [EXPLETIVE] fu/ck u know u should of warn a sister before hand/// than making her think this is going to be all gravey"

This is Truth!!! Guys, stop doing that ish!!! I like that comment.

NOW HE WILL HAVE TO GO GET THE PENIS IMPLANT! THAT IS DISGRACEFUL. I'M STILL NOT CERTAIN WHO THIS COULD BE.... Looking for a unique gift? visit 4u2.com

LOL and i just noticed that your post is on the wrong thread. ur either real desperate or an idiot, or both, playmate. LOL

Hold up Family. DQC's about to bring in the "Welcome Wagon" on Playmate J!!!! LMBAO

i agree spicy. small dicks should be illegal like guns! even tho they're different that guns in that a small gun can still hit its target. LOL

i had planned on conjuring up a class action lawsuit again lil dickers for fraud. it's so sad when ur having some hot n heavy foreplay with a guy and then comes time for the pantsdrop and, ping! it's a teeny weeny.

just not right to lead a girl on.

LOL ima be a gem today.

woo saahhh! lol

*********BREAKING NEWS**************

We have someone who would like to weigh in on this "Blind Item" She is from the ATL, too!

Caller, what's your name and what would you like to say?

"My name is ATL69Girl"

Ok ATL69Girl, dish....

"SHE JUMPED ON IT & RODE IT ..... NOT FOR A FEW HRS, BUT YRS!

SIT DOWN & SHUT THE HECK UP - YOU SLORE WITCH!!!!!

NOW THAT YOU FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE TO PAY YOUR RENT... YOU TALKING SH*T"

Damn, ATL's definitely in the house!!! How do you know Jeezy peronally ATL69Girl? HMMMMM No really, I agree, it could be Sour grapes!!!

Very Good, DQC. Me, too!!!! LMBAO. I'll be back. I have to check some homework for the kids. Someone can drive....If not. I'll be right back. Still weigh in family!!!!!!

damn so that means jeezy cant even use magnums poor poor jeezy but sometimes length doesnt matter lmao..width does

this girl is so flaw!! she got love for him n respect bt she puttin him on front street talkin bout his tiny jimmy to evvryone...got love for him my ass..aw its ok jeezy, u still got ur paper to get hoes...

THESE BITCHES ALWAYS GETTIN "PERSUADED" BY SOME DUDE...I GUESS ALL THE STRONG MINDED WOMEN ARE IN MY FAMILY...YUP...AND WHO IS IT SHES TALKING ABOUT?...JEEZY?!

spicy hot trust mi i no lol...but [EXPLETIVE] some guys jst cant help it unfortantly...cuz honestly to big is sometimes i a problem lol

LOL.. Yea thats Jeezy.. My girl use to date him.. LOL. Said he was real small!!!!! LOL.

ITS NO WONDER KEYSHIA COLE LEFT HIS PINKY FINGER COCK ASS....LMAO

THIS JUMPOFF IS DUMB. IT WAS SMALL BUT U STILL STAYED THAT NIGHT AND JACKED IT AND KEPT F'ING HIM AFTERWARDS..AND NOW A FEW YEARS LATER U TALKIN TRASH. LOL WONDER WHAT JEEZY THINKS OF THIS!

rofflmfao @ small dicks being depressing! haha

i always said a small dick is like a short model on the runway. u better be fierce as hell to make the cut!

*******BREAKING NEWS******BREAKING NEWS***********

We are arriving upon some breaking news. It comes from a caller named Diora. Diora, dish girl!!!!

"LOL.. Yea thats Jeezy.. My girl use to date him.. LOL. Said he was real small!!!!! LOL"

WOOW!!! I mean this is some WOOOW info.... Well what can I say?....

Let's listen in LIVE on another conversation from Spicy & DQC:

"and what makes me so angry the small one's are always soft ...fu/ck that am riding a big dick any day those small one's make me sad .. i dont even answer my phone from small dick's no more ,,just let it go to voice mail.. dont let them call me when my baby home cuz you have the wrong number...Bye!" rofflmfao @ small dicks being depressing! haha

"i always said a small dick is like a short model on the runway. u better be fierce as hell to make the cut!" Fred, What are you jotting?!!!!LMBAO

@spicy_hott: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! girl you had me dyin w/ this one. LMAO!! but for real tho let a bitch know. especially these n*ggaz that LOOK like they packin & comin out w/ little schnookie and wanna act like you supposed to something w/ that. yall know u wrong.

"what makes me laugh about some men they know there di/ck is small and they want to talk and get with u ... and when u kick it with some of them they act like oops i didnt know it was that small // [EXPLETIVE] fu/ck u know u should of warn a sister before hand/// than making her think this is going to be all gravey.."

but for real is it really Jeezy? see he another one up here looking like he can put it on ya & instead hung like a gnat. i cant do nothing with 2 grapes & eraser. see n*ggaz want talk about small titties & flat asses, lets talk about small dicks for a minute. most brothaz luckily are doing just fine in that area but you do come across that one thats frontin. & you be mad az hell. anyway like somebody said thats why Keyshia left his ass....get w/ them nba type n*ggaz keyshia. you know its all gully w/ them.

JEZZY DUUH!

Ok, We have another person who would like to have some input. What's your name and what would you like to say?

"My name is FruityTuity"

Okay FruityTuity, spill.........

"JEZZY DUUH!"

Fred, I think we have a clear consensus...Jeezy, I think you should train your chicks to never kiss and tell...This doesn't look good for you @ all......Her either, but you are being put on blast.....

im lovin the radio show good_downsouth! HAHA!

lol You're funny good downsouth, so I'll play along!

It sounds like Jeezy to me and the way I see it she better be glad she had a man in the first place, since the "A" is overflowing with homo-f*ckery! Yeah, I said it! One last thing, my stocks are through the roof! Everybody needs to get their stock game up!

lol

Jeezy tossed this groupie skank to the curb and now she want to put him on blast I guess she need to dust off those knee pads and hit the strip again

yall groupies kill me,but u still slept with him. Naty ass!!!!

@ spicy

stop!! you killin' me over here! you are on a roll I.C

It is Young Jeezy,Y'all. i googled Atlanta rapper w/ blue lamb and rims and got Jeezy she didn't have to call him out

Fred, give me another caller! What's your name and what would you like to add?

"My name is TTIIAA77"

Ok TT, spill the beans.....

"It sounds like Jeezy to me and the way I see it she better be glad she had a man in the first place, since the "A" is overflowing with homo-f*ckery! Yeah, I said it! One last thing, my stocks are through the roof! Everybody needs to get their stock game up!"

Well stated, ttiiaa77! Yeah, my hubby checks that stuff (stocks) everyday & gives me a report. I'm lazy about that. I need to do better. Fred what's the formula A=L=SE? yeah, that's right

Y'all will have to excuse my Sista, Spicy_hott,

This is her right up her alley!!!!! LOL!!

Hey LovelyLashes

Hey Good

I don't kno' much about this Jeezy fella but I would like to give a 'shout out' to Spicy for all the comic relief she gives a sista when i'm @ this stressful job!

LMFAO@spicy_hott....girl you are a mess!! You got me rolling! You are so right! lol@ kissing ass to keep you on hush hush about the small d!ck! lol

I was so busy here @work I just got back on MTO! Glad to come back to a laugh! I needed that.

BLACKEXEC LOOKING GOODER THAN A MUTHA 2DAY FOR SOME REASON. THAT'S NOT TRUE, HE LOOK GOOD EVERYDAY. I'M JUST BEING BAD.

this groupie is complaining but.... she still messed with dude.

bytches are stupid. she like 'his dyck is small but he's famous so ima keep sucking him off'

bytches like this should get pissed on

wow....i knew it. ol fat azz

hey i finally kno 1 for sure its gotta b jeezy my president is black my lambo's blue and i be got damn if my rims aint to too easy

Okay that was the latest from India Arie & Musiq soulchild entitled "Chocolate High" Family, we have some feedback from another caller and let me playback what he said:

"bytches are stupid. she like 'his dyck is small but he's famous so ima keep sucking him off'

bytches like this should get pissed on"

Yeah that was imitation Al Bundy himself, NOMAAM.

Well, No Ma'am, I THINK I agree with you..... Please continue to weigh in.....

ps. i really guessed it at hes short fat and ugly the onther stuff jus confirmed for me

if it is jeeezy then wth was keyshia cole trippin off his azz for

Wow that's really breaking new LMAO!!

but wait wat makes n e 1 think that jeezy looks like he no's wat he's doin.Hmmn i never had sexual thoughts about him he looks fat and nine times out of ten that decreases the penial size lmao..umm i can see if he was plies or somethin he makes u want to [EXPLETIVE] with him.but some one on candy girls said his penis was small to so idk..Well all i gotta say is use extsenze thats proven to work!theres no reason why yuh shld have to sneak on the condom and want all the lights off during sex men lol

***sneakin in cause i'm banned from mto***

shhhh!

Fred, get me another caller on the line. What's your name and what would you like to add?

"MTOdaily"

Okay, MTO daily spill.....

"if it is jeeezy then wth was keyshia cole trippin off his azz for"

Good question, MTO daily. Lovely name too! I think Keyshia got use to that "little package" that she was receiving and feelings got all caught up! Now that she has UPGRADED she is mad at herself for putting up with that for so long...

rofflmfao @ spicy! girl u are craaazy! lmao

I see ya, DQC!!!! Come on in and dish. Honestly, the audience have me convinced that it is indeed, Jeezy. I didn't want to believe it, but now I do. Tsk. Tsk.

spicy_hott Flag post what makes me laugh with these small dic/k they want u give them the royal treatmnet u give to a big dic.k guy.... they want all the whipp cream and sh/it..

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aint it a shame when u gotta get a whole mouthfulla whipcream and still can't cant taste dick? lmfao

now u gotta get ya hands in ya food and go searching for the mofo, like there u are, u cute lil thang u! lol

spicy u nut!

We have another on, Fred? Okay, put her through.

What's your name and please dish?........

"My name is Buttahoney"

OKay,Buttahoney, dish.....

"but wait wat makes n e 1 think that jeezy looks like he no's wat he's doin.Hmmn i never had sexual thoughts about him he looks fat and nine times out of ten that decreases the penial size lmao..umm i can see if he was plies or somethin he makes u want to [EXPLETIVE] with him.but some one on candy girls said his penis was small to so idk..!..."

Ok STOP Butta, honey! EXTENZE?!!! This convo is going down faster that a meth head!! Next caller

i'm really sad. tiny dicks might really be depressing.

i remember the last time i saw one, couple years a go... i was in total hysteria because i was born with a serious fear of worms!!! it was so bad that i couldn't even eat spaghetti.

i remember i said to dude, lmfao, "dude, u might as well be a girl! i've seen clits almost as big on the porno!"

Okay Playmate J, We know you are black. Yeah, that little b Black too!....Zulu?... Ummhmm!!!!!!

lmfao spicy.

tell that short stumpy bigheaded mofo i said,

"grow a dick first before u f'uck me"

lmfao

are ther Zulus known for havin' big packages????

Gotta be ya boy Jeezy but dam if it aint whoever it is..she wrong 4 dat..DOnt air dirty laundry!

i'm guessing it's young jeezy

Hahahaha, Young Jeezy & his minute piece.

Owell.

I thought black men are supposed to be packing. Wha happened?

@Spicy_hott,

I hope you told him, " You wish you could" lol

hmmm... zulus and big packages. *thinking*

aren't the zulus the ones who like to jump around and do all kinds of choreographed dances?

i've always been leery of dancing black men. something about being so frisky on your two main legs says your third leg is not such an impediment. an impediment meaning, it's so big that it's always in the way of moving around so easily.

but i could be wrong.

damn jeezy!lol

That's right, DQC. lol

@DQC, I've heard they were packin', but I might have to hand that question of to Fred Motherland.....

Well, Fred?....................LMBAO Uh-Oh, Fred won't be shouting Us out on Access Hollywood no time soon.

JEEZY!!! but real talk now need get this off my chest lol..I been with this guy 4 months now and I held out on him till we got close & all dat sh*t, we usually touch and all that but i never really thought bout his size. So yesterday i figure imma give it up to him im wet as hell ready to get tore up and this n*gga, pull out a lil ass d*ck bout the size of my pinky tryna get the condom to stay on, im there lookin at him like wat da f*ck is that?!? all i kept thinkin was now im stuck wit this mini me && i dont wanna leave him jus cuz he aint packin :( I waited 4 months for this sh*t. damn!!!

IAmTheONe, take him to judge judy and sue him for fraud and whatever the word is for misleading someone. misrepresentation. punitive damage for the puny dick! umm... pain and suffering. no wait... no pain and suffering because girl, i know the lil ones must tickle a lot. LOL did u at least get a good laugh from all that tickle?

Wow, you mean there is more than one black guy with a small penis? I was told by Blakgold it wasn't possible. Hmmmm...

this is why i strongly suggest men wear skinny jeans on the 1st date. LOL i call them package proofers. if u hada seen it from jump, you woulda never bought a cat in a bag! shame!

******BREAKING NEWS, BREAKING NEWS*********

Let's listen in to a previously recorded confession, that HAS ABSOULUTELY NOTHING to do with Jeezy..

"JEEZY!!! but real talk now need get this off my chest lol..I been with this guy 4 months now and I held out on him till we got close & all dat sh*t, we usually touch and all that but i never really thought bout his size. So yesterday i figure imma give it up to him im wet as hell ready to get tore up and this n*gga, pull out a lil ass d*ck bout the size of my pinky tryna get the condom to stay on..."

Where the hell is Clark w/ my snacks!!!!

omen, it's cause they have a lil white in them. u never know where your mixedness is gonna show itself in your body.

DQC, I need you to drive while I get the snacks.

Clarkthink's ole' lazy ass...

IAmTheOne, please DO go on......LMBAO

lol @DQC, i was jus laying there rollin my eyes sh*ttt, hes sweating up a storm and pullin on my hair, and fell asleep in 10 mins lol i didnt kno wat to do if i should fake it or not haha

well...*in my charlamagne voice* wendy is busy getting some snacks but...

is he rich? cause money is usually a nice compensation for tiny dicks.

if not, girl, u'll be miserable and dissatisfied. release the little beast. i've always said being with a small man is like being a lesbian. hoowww uu doooing?! lmfao

**let me go back to being a caller. LOL

lol @Dqc:

Suuuuuure. This knee-grow is dark as night. Don't pin that ish on us lol...

I was being sarcastic anyway. See plenty of black dudes that have damn near nothing. Whereas I'm like Billy Glide....out to destroy this myth =)

Go on, Charlamagne! I like the view from the audience best! I like "How u doin!" LMBAO

dqc

some1 was tryna kick some ish off, I see you shut that down... lol

and yeah I have seen footage of Zulu's dancin'

omen, u must have some black in u. so your blackness came out in your dick. awesome! congrats!

get a nice tan and we're in business. maybe we can get u hooked up with poor lil miss IamTheONe!

lovely, yeah. we're all making an effort to be positive and peaceful on here. :)

...and fun!

@LovelyLashes,

DQC had to pull out the "Welcome Wagon"

I saw that person down in one of the other threads. smh

SHE THINKS WE R STUPID ITS EITHER KEISHA OR A SLUT-BUCKET THAT GOT MAD. SHE KNEW WHAT IT WAS FROM THE JUMP WHAT "JEEZY" WANTED...LOL. HE'S STILL AIGHT W/ ME.

Hold up! Who's Billy Glider? Let me catch up. LMBAO

@Spicy,

Girl where have you been? Letting IAmTheOne show you up in the story-telling department. LMBAO That story was getting good. I went off to get snacks for real......LMBAO.

My hubby is just shakin' his head at me! That's normal. He's worst w/ YouTube.

good/dqc

what advice do you have for a woman who is datin' a male who she has a strong connection wit'/// but is sexually frustrated with his performance(??)

Billy Glide (born July 25, 1970 in Los Angeles, California, United States) is a pornographic actor.[1] He began appearing in adult films around 1995 and has since appeared in over 750 movies. He has also directed at least three movies.

Birthdate: July 25, 1970 (1970-07-25) (age 38)[1] Birth location: Los Angeles, California, United States[1] Height: 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)[1] Hair color: Brown Ethnicity: *****Caucasian*****

I like that Keeno! Stick up for "the less forturate" lmbao.

Oh yeah, I'm in the audience. Carry on Charlamagne DQC

i'll fall back like a good charla and let wendy handle this one, lovely. cause i'd say cheat on him, but... LOL

Damn DQC. I likes that Billy Glide.....I should really restock my video collection. LMBAO!!

Already tan, guess we're good to go. If you are fine and near los angeles, you have a chance. A small chance, but still a chance.

BILLY GLIDE - Awards

* 1999 AVN Award winner – Best Group Sex Scene, Film – The Masseuse 3

well, hellooo nurse! LOL

Whoa, LovelyLashes!

Well, is he any good orally? Have you all tried different positions. Is anyone in here under 17? LMBAO......

Hello Nurse indeedy, DQC! See, you are the expert!

Lmao @ dqc with the Billy Glide info!

@ GOOD screw all that! you need to get some flicks with "Justin Slayer" in it!

I swear after a certain hr. these threads take a turn for the best! lol

good, what advice do u have for lovely?

i have a call in question too.

my dude is wonderful. ive trained him well n all is good. however, he is trying to rule me!!! ok so maybe not rule, but he has told me that i can't listen to your show. he said, "no mto!" LOL i'm like wtf!

what should i do?

LMAO AT GOOD'S RADIO SHOW!

THINK IMMA HAVE TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL THO CUZ THE "VERY THOUGHT" OF MINISCULE PINKY-DINKS GET A SIS ANGRY FOR NO DAMM REASON!

YA'LL SILLY

Funny story, my hubby & I have been together since our college days and my first time in a porno store was w/him. I remember walking in and there was only men in the store. They looked like they could have killed my hubby for bringing me in there.....LMBAO. I later asked if I was in violation and he smiled and said "Yeah, not to mention you are not suppose to be talking"..... LOL, oh my side.

@MissDaniBaby,

The show went left quickly. I tried to stay on topic. The callers "overthrew" me. I had to put DQC in charge of both security and hosting.....LMBAO...

LOL damn!

ahahahah Yeah it did go left field!

sorry

no more comments/questions from moi

lmao!

Damn yall women and the MTO D*ICK SHOW!! was not expecting this at all lol

TheRealWhiteMeat, welcome. Would you like to comment? lol...

LOL! YEAH I THINK THE "ORAL" QUESTION KINDA RAISED THE SHOW LEVEL FROM PG-13...

LMAO

*DEAD* AT "MTO DICK SHOW"! WOOOOOOO

CLAUDE HA MERCY....

WHAT UP TASTY!!!

GIRL, GET YA BIG SIS MISS GOOD! SHE CLOWNIN' FORREAL! LOL

i have nothin to worry about nobody ever complained bout me lol

@Topic Dudes gotta be careful who they messing with, got girls putting all our business out there like DAMNNN

GOTTA MAKE A QUICK EXIT...

BRB

I keep thinking of Bobby V, but he's not a rapper. I'd say Luda, but he's def not fat. Don't know?

@MissDaniBaby LOL

@TastySista, Yes ma'am we have. It's much more fun this way. Now you and MissDaniBaby, jump right in like everyone else. People have turned this thread into "Taxicab Confessions" or should I say "MTO Confessions"....LMBAO

@ tasty

*sheepishly raises hand* yeah I have a thing for Justin... Tryna put Good up on him... lol 4get a Billy no Glide

Rappers need to stop bragging about what they have. 9 times out of 10, if you have to brag about anything, it just shows how insecure you are. When you're confident about yourself, it speaks all on it's own. There is no need to show it off. Newsflash people, if any man or woman has to brag about sex in any way, chances are, they may not even be good at it. The ones that are good at it are the ones that don't have to speak on it. They just know that their good and keep it to themselves.

I was confused until I strolle down a lil Jeezy is short and ugly and he fatplus he drive dha lambo o02 aaahhhhh jeezy di.ck lil

@TastySista,

It's been a minute since we've gone to the shop. We keep the marriage spicy. People who know us say that we act like some old couple.....I take that as a compliment, we can be some freaky old couple! LOL We still go on dates, too.

Now TastySista & Lovely, I'm WAAAY behind, because I don't know this Justin, either. My hubby & I have to "go at it" before the kids wake up or after they are settled in for the night. We don't have time for no movie.. LMBAO

LOL @ Tasty_Sista,

I keep sayin' you are my long lost Sista...I see I may have another long lost twin,,,now we are triplets!!! (Lovely Lashes)

@ GOOD

that's a beautiful thing! (your marriage being spicy and live) given my situation... I got a lotta time for Mr. Justin Slayer! hahahahahahah

@Tasty, That's a great idea. School is very important. I think it will happen to you two naturally. It did for me. I was never the "girly girl" type so I didn't think about "the fairy tale" We have always been best friends. He allows me to be me and vice versa. Very important and compromise

sorry about the double post...

@ tasty

what!!! Byron is that one with the locks right? no I heard that ol boy that look like Lloyd is doin' the gay porn! I can't stand Wesley Pipes! I use to have a thing for Jack Napier cause he looks like a nerd with a big piece.... hehehe

but pls tell my that Byron is not the Hershey brutha with the locks doin gay porn

@LovelyLashes,

LMBAO. Yeah, but it could work. Perhaps he just don't know how to please you. Not saying that in a bad way. You may have to show him what you like.

Who the f*ck is Wesley Pipes?!!!! LMBAO

DQC, hun, help an "old lady" out. LOL

As long as i'm not lackin' i'm good, But for whoever it is, Bruh get a PENILE IMPLANT you can afford it.

@Tasty, I may not know these names now, but come back tomorrow......LMBAO 2x's

Tasty, our wedding wasn't huge, either. The reception was..We knew most only wanted to come to eat anyway. lol and yes a home is important, too.

You will have it all. My hubby wants to upgrade our home whenever we think our area will heat up again. There is too much new construction to compete with....We would have to take a loss in order to compete and I would rather wait.

knew it wasnt TI because TI is packing and Tiny has a phat cat too!

Young geezy!

LOL @ coldwindsblow!

@ GOOD

aweeee you are just too much! Your personality really seeps through the monitor! I LOVE IT!

well we(the guy and I) only had one 'encounter'... I'm tryin' to be mature about this, I have been so evasive with him since then. He is a really great guy... I'm just conflicted about the whole thing! lol sex CAN really complicate things!

I heard about Mr. Michaels...

@ TastySista

lmao i'll be right there with a pen to take notes. dang i gotta brush up on my porn. lol

@ tasty

*crackin' up* U FREAK!!

oh let's not forget Rico Strong!! lol

oh gosh! we are worst than men! j/k

@LovelyLashes, Thank you. I feel that he is probably feeling just as anxious as you. I just don't think it is enought to get rid of him. He can probably be taught. lol Also, having an honest dialogue can help tremendously, too. If not then you can move on.....

Damn, Rico, too! Man! smh

My hubby is frying fish and it smells so goood!

Amen Tasty!

LMAO DQC!!!! I have my pen handy right here!!!!

fish is good. i'm eating coconut glazed salmon and steamed rice! yumm..

lovely, it's all your fault! u have to take the lead. lol

sip a lil wine and then take him to freaky town and make him follow your lead.

if you do overly freakish stuff and he looks at u crazy, blame the wine.

try that 3 times in a row and by the 3rd time, he'll catch the drift.

if not, cheat! lol

I'm sorry, Tasty, I'm too visual to not care what they look like. I guess after a strong drink. LOL I don't even drink, though.

@ GOOD funny thing is i'm known for being out spoken, but I am avoidin' the heck outta ol boy... (yeah I'm trippin')

all of the one's that TASTY and I have mentioned u should check out but I will tell you that most of them 'bang' like Jack-rabbits! you should really check Justin Slayer out!! ahahah

* Lovely got Justin fever Lovely got Justin fever*

Yeah, DQC. I love fish. My hubby doesn't eat red meat so that's his thing. I do! I probably shouldn't though. Yeah, that's right, tell Lovely about taking charge. My hubby loves that!!!!!

Ok, TMI now...lol

young jeezy duh he say it in his song [Hook: Young Jeezy} My president is black, my Lambo's blue And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too

brb ladies * walks out crackin' up*

Oh no, Lovely! I can't even believe this..... I think you need Porno Detox...lol

i'm bout to log on to rude.com and type those names in. lol

I will never think of scientists the same way Tasty Sista. Thank you!!!! LMBAO

@DQC, Do you have all your names hun? lol

i mean, ooo i had a typo. lmfao what's rude.com? i dont even know. ooo! weird.

Did you say Rude.com, DQC?

**Good jots that down****

LOL

Damn, where did all the men go?

LOL turns out there IS a rude.com. i never knew before now. *innocent look*

looks like it's a free porn site where u can watch videos. how disgusting is the internet! geez! LOL

Stop it Tasty, I'm do you know how hard it is for a Black woman to blush naturally? LMAO

@DQC,

See,that's why I don't know anything. I stay on MTO too long and then head straight to bed.....LOL

LOL @ knowing pornstar names. WTH do yall write them down or... how do u know a pornstar name when there is no dialogue and no one ever makes it thru a porno?

i'm curious!

LOL, I'm telling you TastySista. Watch out for:

1. Church girls

2. Quiet girls

3. Uppity girls

They are the biggest freaks!!! LMBAO

WAIT A MINUTE AND STOP THE MOFO PRESSES!!!!!

DQC, I know you are not a student..like me!

Man, I should have played the lotto tonight.

This day couldn't get much more stanger.....LMAO

Hey TastySista,

I wish somebody would start another talk show so I can be in the audience...Tyra and Oprah are straight up wickity wack!!!!!

LOL well ok so maybe i do watch porn. but only for educational purposes. *straight face*

My youngest son came to sit in my lap just now and I had to adjust my screen....LOL

Lambo blue? rims are too?!?! That's Jeezy!!!

Push that [EXPLETIVE] out, and a litte one will get you hooked. Confidence is key.....ladies don't sleep on em'

Say what, DQC?!!!!

Y'all duck, lightning bolts are going to strike at any minute now....LOL

LOL hmmm... i'm bout to rent a porn in a few cause i have never heard those mofos talk, my archrival.

matter of fact, let me see on rude.

Whoaaaaa! Come back the1uv4life...

Our Sista, LovelyLashes needs your counsel.....

the1uluv4life Flag post Push that [EXPLETIVE] out, and a litte one will get you hooked. Confidence is key.....ladies don't sleep on em'

********

please elaborate. cause i'm like whoa!

LOL @ good! u caught that too!

Yep DQC,

Coming up in here with the "drive-by" message. lol

Come back in here and park it!!!

IVLARIO WORKS FOR MTO PEOPLE DONT BE FOOLED! HE IS A PLANT

WEll, eliminate D & E. especially E. Other scares Ms.Good!!! LOL

Lvlario is here?....Be right back.

:(

That's kinda disappointing. I've always thought Young Jeezy was kinda smecksi. O well...

C. both!

build my own... hmmm...

i would give it a nice cherry pepsi flavor, it would have to be jet black like djmon with veins so big, it'd seem alien! i'd measure my coochie at it's maximum size and make it a halfa inch bigger each way. LOL i like the challenge. and umm... it wouldn't only taste like pepsi all over; it would SQUIRT pepsi!

hehehehehe

What kills a small dude is not the size it's the nervousness, and they slip out. Calm down keep it in, stroke it. I'm told to "push it out" "hold them legs"!!!

ice cold pepsi! LOL

yes yes yes guys! only then would i ever be a swallower!!! lol

was that tmi?

lol spicy! answer the question!

Downsouth,gerl talk?

C. both!

build my own... hmmm...

i would give it a nice cherry pepsi flavor, it would have to be jet black like djmon with veins so big, it'd seem alien! i'd measure my coochie at it's maximum size and make it a halfa inch bigger each way. LOL i like the challenge. and umm... it wouldn't only taste like pepsi all over; it would SQUIRT pepsi!

hehehehehe ---DQC *************************************************

Now I'm a Pepsi girl myself.......... LOL

awww thank you! LOL believe it or not, i hate to ebattle. i'm too paranoid of negative vibes. i would log off and actually pray, like "god forgive me for being an ass. i hope no one was hurt by what i said, blah blah." lol

lol yo everybody shuld knw 4rm dha clue dat its jeezy "my president is black my lambos blue nd ill be godd*** if my rimz aint t2"be faral now

Yeah, lvlario

Lovely Lady needed advice and with her man situation and you usually have something to say...... or is this not your topic of choice?

LOL no i'm a sweet innocent pisces.

I didn't read up,whats the initial question and or topic?

spicy, here's the question...

Tastysista Flag post Ms. Good

Okay....I don't know if I could be as creative as you but A sister will try! LOL

Okay survey:

Which one would DQC, Lovely, or Good prefer:

A. Long B. Thick C. Both D. Neither E. Other

LOL-----If you had to choose! I hate it, but if we were building our perfect willie...what would you do!

Spicy_hott, glad you made it back!!!!

@lvlario

If LovelyLady is in a great relationship w/a great guy but he doesn't know how to please her, sexually, should she move on or work on things? I voted for her to show hime what she likes...

@ Spicy

Sweetheart that would be C,for "Both" A and B.

Good...

...lol, well...

LOL @ Tasty_Sista & DQC....AWWWWW

i had a big dick who was a big dick! i remember when i dropped his ass he called me and said, u know u cant leave me; u love this dick.

so i had to pull out a frontin' move and say to him... boy, u really bought all that hollerin? oh please! if i call 3 other dudes right now they'll tell u i call them bigdick too.

he went silent.

@Blakgold

Hey, this thread did start off on the right track, but quickly derailed. Hey, anything can and does happen on my show! LOL

I think we have switched topic at least 4 times

spicy, build your own dick, like a pizza. lol

would u make it spicy?

lmfao good. i'll shuddup while u get back on the air.

:oX

@Blakgold

We don't blame ADD, we blame BBD! Big Black..oh you know the rest man......

This thread went straight freaky lol, yall talkin bout pornstars, dick sizes and ur perfect dicks damnnnnnn!!

Na,she can teach him.I guess werk things out, by finding ways to teach him.Dont have to leave dude,just teach him.

Some guys have phobias and sh!t,she can help him and he can get better.Gotta be gentle and dont bruise his ego when u tell him though.Dont even allude to him not knowing what he's doing.Just tell teach him some new things,tell him its what you like.

I myself am a puzzy eatin guru and a puzzy stroking master mind.When it comes to $ex I am a monolith.

Dani baby betta had chosen C,cuz my thing is long AND fat,like a jungle slug.

@DQC

No, No Charlamagne, you are still at the wheel. I've got shotgun. LMBAO!!!!!

Whoaaaaa Spicy!!!!! At least allow me to refill my cup w/ Pepsi.

Doh!!!!The Pepsi image tainted by DQC..

Make that water then.....LMBAO

@ DQC

"if i call 3 other dudes right now they'll tell u i call them bigdick too.

he went silent."

Lololol!!! Thats not nice...Poor guy.

first of all if u still had luv 4 him y would u post someem public like tht abt him, She mus b made he either aint answern the phone 4 her no more,and dont want 2 b bother wit her bitter a.. no mo,or wouldnt brk bread, HE DONT WANT U NO MO MOVE ON, And if his game wasnt tight Y would u stick around,so he was doin someem right, these ole bitta hatin A** emotional women get on my nerves,she mus be still want him! CHILE BOO! ------- LUV ME SOME JEEZY!

""This thread went straight freaky lol, yall talkin bout pornstars, dick sizes and ur perfect dicks damnnnnn!!"

Said the man called, PerfectStroke!!!!

Oh you could have been talking about Golf!!!

FOOOORE!!! LMBAO

LOL @ vein popping!

pepsi makes everything deliciouser. umm... more delicious. LOL

LMAO, lvlario!!!

Now see you started off on track and quickly derailed, too. YOu see? They better never give me a talk show in real life. I would have all kinds of legislation being passed to throw my Black Ass back in the Woods!!!!!!!! LMAO

OoOOO! curvy dicks. let's talk about crooked dicks! LOL

we need a dixpert. take the wheel, tasty! what's your take on crooked/curvies? or should i say, how do u take it? lol

Spicy, Tasty, & DQC

I need y'all to slow down. My "grandma" eyes can't handle the dialogue!!!! LOL

lol 2 Miss Good

No, im not talkin bout GOLF

@ good_DownSouth

You absolutely right.I was givin good advice then I had to let my business be known.But it is the truth,difference with me is I can PROVE it.

Smh @ Long and Fat like a jungle slug tho, Lol.

its not jezzy my bestfrined is ronique marshall keyshia's old asst and she said jezzy got ah big ass dick real talk that groupie iz lyin

A "Dixpert" Family?

I have to take 5....smh & lol!!!!! brb

LOL @ the tainted pepsi image.

mmm @ a nice icy pepsi flavored penis...

@ good_downsouth

Lol...yeah, this thread is crazy.

But I saw what one girl was sayin' about Big boys not gettin' hard enuff...full blood flow. Our diet can effect blood flow and our erection's strength. "Kegels" are also good.

See PerfectStroke, YOu can't even come in this thread without being corrupted. I need some holy water, stat! LOL

@lvlario

You see how things go way left of center? lol my tummy hurts from laughing so hard

ROFFFLMFA[SPAM]OOO

i'm still laughing at black jew dick. lmfao

spicy, u dress his dick up? do explain.

@Blakgold

LOL, I read that Watermelon has natural properties as well. i eat all sorts of fruits, though.

LMBAO @ the dick convo!

@ BlakGold

Kegels keeps the puzzy tight.

Low income women also use vinegar on their puzzy,to keep it tight.They say a lil bit of vinegar get it tight again,but thats some hood sh!t.

Rich women use WD-40,that stuff for the car.Hit da puzzy wit a lil bit of WD-40 and it'll get tight and small like the eye of a needle.

OH yea, I think it's Jazzy Phae. lol

Tasty, save the chicken!!!! I've been down that road before trying to be on this site longer than I should have. I set a timer next to the computer whenever it's my turn to cook!!!!

My hubby is beyond patient!!! LOL

TGS lol you see what im talking bout here SMH!!

i remember my 1st crooked dick. his name was kenyon. no. it was kanai. nope. kenan. damn i forgot. but anyway, he was thugged ouuuttt! like so thugged out, i didn't understand a word he said thru his gold teeth at the bottom. but his dick was crooked and laaarge, and i'm a sucker for one of a kind merchandise so i dealt with calling him up and saying hey baby, how was your day?

he would say, "scraight"

and i'd be like huh?

"scraight"

took me a few months to catch on, but it was ok, because i had a unique dick in my life. it was like Gucci made me a custom one of a kind handbag or sutt'n.

Tasty says: Yes to curved dics. Sign it into the law! Tasty is on board! Choo-Choo! LOL

Crooked dics are like black jews...few and far between! LOL---Tasty Sista ************************************************** This has shot to the top of the Best Quotes of 2009 on MTO!!! Lmbao

Fred come out of the basement and write that down!!!

What did Jeezy or Shawty or Bobby V do to you guys, MTO?! LOL

Tasty, perhaps that isn't a staff in Blakgold's hand but his rod!!! Ok, back to the audience I go........ lol

i knew blakgold was working with a monstah! something about the way he e-argues! u can hear the bigdick in his clicks.

LOL @ 77Born,

Fred will never throw another "Blind Item" out there again. We'll show him....lol

This entire thread just went down the drain....

Jeezy he says it in his song ..lol poor jeezy aint made no Juice Box WET!!!!( GORILLA ZO & jEEZY 'S SONG)

i wont laugh, spicy. *serious face*

No, go ahead Spicy Hott. Dish girl....

@ DQC< Stop it! Spicy needs our undvided attention right now!!

@ good_downsouth

Oh yeah, fruits are good too.

And ladies, do your kegel exercises...make that coochie pull, lol.

undivided attention. Y'all dumb me down daily

Oh Anti Dumb...... lol

okay I'm serious now

WOOOOW, Spicy, WOOOOW!

Go get your man, girl LOL

@Blakgold

Yes, I do know about that, especially after 3, 2 out of 3 being natural births lol and TMI

i do my coochie pulls when i'm bored. lol

if i could just figure out how to pretend it's pepsi and swallow, i'd be like pornstar material. but i cant! i just cant!

just thinking about it makes me sick. lol

Tasty please L@@k at Spicy's last comment. Especially lol the "jumping" part. Ouch, my side!!

LOL tasty! i swear i can.

spicy, girl! call up your boo or grab a dicklike apparatus and go to town. we cant see u. LOL

yoooo ya dead ass blew the spot...its young jeezy lol

@ Good_downSouth

I dont think we'll be seeing AntiDumb anymore.

She prolly decided not to come back, after she was typing her response over the course of 25 minutes and realized there's a 1,000 character limit.She was typing for 25 minutes when she realized her letters stopped after about a minute or so.

You know she was TIGHT when she realized she can't post anymore novels.You know she gettin her other gerls at the Air academy to boycot MTO.

Blkagold and "click"

DQC and "Pepsi"

Spicy and "Jumping"

Good is "No Good!" lmbao

@ Tastysista, Good_downsouth

Errrrrrrm, I said "ours"...did i say that? lol

@ DQC

"i knew blakgold was working with a monstah! something about the way he e-argues! u can hear the bigdick in his clicks." ==========

LOL...u got me rollin' over here.

rofflmfao @ Mario. omg! i'm in tears. lmfaooooooooo

the new MTO is antidumb proof. that's messed up.

OH nOOOO, lvlario!!!! **tears**

I do miss her whipping us into shape, though!!! Something tells me that this isn't her kind of dialogue.... lol

am i right, BlakGold? LOL if i'm right ima be a dixpert like tasty. lol

@ good_downsouth

"Yes, I do know about that, especially after 3, 2 out of 3 being natural births lol"

You had 2 natural berths?

I'mma have to pass on that puzzy,sorry sista.

I like to think my d!ck is big but, it in no way, shape or form can compete with 7 pounds 6 ounces.

If a small human passed through it,I gracefully throw in the towel.My thang big but,not as big as a baby,especially not twice.You got me beat sista.

Yes you did say that Blakgold lol

ok i gotta take a break. the boyfriend is mad cause something is making me giggle more than he does. *eyeroll*

be back in a lil.

@ lvlario

yeah bruh...nuthin' like a coochie that pulls back, lol.

Now the WD-40....ummmmmmm, idk about that, lol.

ain't this a bout a b*tch.... first of all....why are these ladies or girls leavng so much crap on here about a brother cuz he ain't got a porno piece. I bet most of the ones doing the posting don't even look like sh*t. So i guess if a female got an "A" cup, I should n't f*ck wit her or a girl ain't got donkey azzzzz don't get no play..... that's rally immature...

@lvlario, Lol, suprisingly, it's not like that! I alway knew what to do. Besides, I saw the 'shock' on my hubby's face during delivery and it said it all!!! lmbao!

You'll see one day

@ BlakGold

Not WD-40,that was jokes.But I hear alot of women say Alum is good for makin the puzzy tight.

Ya'll go out and put Alum on ya shoppin list.

Ok DQC. I'm posted up next to hubby on bed. He always feels the need to narrate whatever is on tv to me as I type.......

Im native american man and looking for friends/girlfriend online and i love romamtic things. If you are looking for the same, let's begin chat on B l a c k G i r l P l a n e t . c O m which is a totally free club for black girls meeting good men and friends who wanna friends.

@ Good_DownSouth

Hell no I wont! My wife is havin a C-section.

I'd rather see a scar above the puzzy,than see puzzy lookin like the St Louis Arch.

lvlario, I haven't heard that....No thanks I can tighten naturally anytime, anyplace. Like now, since you guys reminded me to........lol

OMFG! YA'LL SOME SICK PUPPIES!

W[SPAM]!

"PULLED BACK COOCHIE??

"ANTI AT THE AIR ACADEMY"?

"RUDE.COM"???

"SPITTIN' PEPSI W VEINS"? <<YIKES!

"OPTION 'C'"???

WTFFFFFFFFF?! CAN'T LEAVE YOU LIL RUG RATS ALONE FOR 2 DAMM SECONDS!

LOLOLOLOL!

Everyone please l@@k at defeccow trying to come in here and get a date!!!!! lol

No one is safe tonight!!!

she probably couldn't get his d*ck hard...hahahahahahah and i can't believe the dudes that tasty sista and lovelylashes is gay cuz i seen a bunch of movies abd I can't believe dem dudes is hittin dudes. and all yall talking bout jeezy, if he was at the store you was in and he hollered...you would get at him.....that dick [EXPLETIVE] dont matter....stop playing

@ MissDaniBaby2

You neva seen Anti's avatar?

Thats her graduation picture @ the Tuskegee Air Institute.

Photo taken in 1944,a year before the war ended.

BUT SERIOUSLY, @BLACKGOLD, YO, YOU THREW ME 4 A LOOP MY DUDE, "PULLED BACK PUZZY"???

WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS THAT?!??

"You had 2 natural berths?

I'mma have to pass on that puzzy,sorry sista.

I like to think my d!ck is big but, it in no way, shape or form can compete with 7 pounds 6 ounces.

If a small human passed through it,I gracefully throw in the towel.My thang big but,not as big as a baby,especially not twice.You got me beat sista." ===========

L[SPAM]OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, can I get a couple of minutes b4 I respond to anybody, LOL. Where do you get this material from dawg? LOL

but 4 real, Kegels can help tighten it back up.

Un-uh Tasty, yours is still top right now. Fred don't you dare erase Tasty Sista's quote. Too funny!!!

@ MissDaniBaby Oh good, you got the Bat signal! They have taken over the "show" ... lmbao

@MARIO<<< WHAT UP BABE! MISS YA CRAZY AZZ...BUT YEAH, YEAH, ANTI IS ON SOME SHIITT WITH THAT AVI...STILL SMH AT YA'LL!

NOW ARE OUR ANCESTORS PROUD?

LOLOLOL!

@Tastysista

(In my stewie griffen voice)

Damn you Tasty,Damn you to smithereens. You and your blasted Margaritas.

Dfececcow's ol American Indian azz tryna hook some DaniBaby2 up with some Gironimo lovin.If ya'll couldn't hold on to Pochahontas,what make you think you ca hold on to DaniBaby?

Plz,sistas aint checkin for no Native American men.Nothing but 2 bit alcoholics.

LOL

MissDani

The jig is up yall! MissDani caught us being naughty! It's not my fault! Someone started talking about dics, and I came a runnin!!!!LOL ********************************************** I literally had to get up and walk away after reading this.....Y'all are bad for my health!!!

Blakgold & lvlvario are making fun of Good. I had to ask my husband for reassurance just now lol No really, I did. He say's I'm still good!!

@TASTY<<<

GIRL LMAO!

I SEE YOU A SPECIALIZED DIKKOLOGIST!! WOOOOOO!

YA'LL SISTAS WAS NAMING NINJAS I AINT HEARD OF BEFORE...WESLEY PIPES??? AND WAS THAT YOU TASTY TALKING ABOUT THE LIMP-DIKK NINJA WITH 10 INCHES?!

WAAAAAAAAAA!

*TEARS*

@ MissDaniBaby2

Lol...come on Dani...coochie that PULLS...u KNOW what I mean.

Tryna play crazy, lol.

LOL @ MissDaniBaby and lvlario, ***tears***

@Tastysista

I am blasting you because I was not thinking about margaritas until you mentioned it. I went overboard and now I have misplaced things because of the Margarita haze that I was in last night.

I on my way to NYC in a few days. You know where to find me

@ BlakGold

You see DownSouth tryna hook me up with the punany after 2 human beings done passed through it?How I'mma please THAT?!

I'd be hittin it with the most discouraged look on my face,knowin she aint feelin a thing.

I know I can't compete, when whole human beings is passin through it like revolving doors.

I'm jokingggggggg.

DownSouth you know you my darling.

I also know it resizes in 6 weeks after pregnancy.So if you've given berth before the date of March 25th,I'm down!

Lemme stop playin before DaniBaby take me seriously.Dani you know I'm all yours.

DQC DONT EVEN GOT HER PICTURE UP....SHE PROBABLY A RAT!!!!!!!!

@GOOD<<<

GIRL, YES! THE DOG-POUND DONE LET THE CANINES OUT!! THEY GOT ME ROLLING UP IN HERE!

@TENNIS, LMAO! COME JOIN THE REST OF US IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

Hi missdani and good_downsouth. I am not staying on long tonight. Can't see

DQC DONT EVEN GOT HER PICTURE UP....SHE PROBABLY A RAT!!!!!

SEE YOU A SPECIALIZED DIKKOLOGIST -MissDaniBaby

I can't take it any longer. I'm throwing the towel in and waving the white flag!!!!! LMBAO

This is definitely been a Media Take Over....

JEEZY??

Me either, Stop Rewind.... all this "D" talk has made sure my hubby will succeed tonight!!! LOL

@MARIO<<< QUIT FLIRTING BEFORE I START POUTIN'!

LOL

she can't be talking about Jeezy...maybe her [EXPLETIVE] was just blew out!!

Hey Tennis,

Just fall in line with the others. lol

I sent out the Bat Signal for MissDaniBaby a long time ago and she came in here acting like the rest!!! LOL

YA'LL SISTAS WAS NAMING NINJAS I AINT HEARD OF BEFORE...WESLEY PIPES??? AND WAS THAT YOU TASTY TALKING ABOUT THE LIMP-DIKK NINJA WITH 10 INCHES?! --------

@ Miss Dani - I met Mr. Marcus and had no idea who he was. My girls put me up on game...brother should teach a class. I'm financially providing the first 100 scholarships, lol

@GOOD<<<

MA, REPEAT AFTER ME, "WHAT MY NAME IS? GOOD! WHAT MY NAME IS GOOD!"

DON'T BE LETTING THESE BROTAHS GIVE YOU NO COMPLEX GIRL, I'M SURE YO SHIITT DONE SNAPPED RIGHT BACK INTO PLACE! YO SHIIT "GOOD", NOW WHAT YO NAME IS? LMAO!

*COUGHS* BUT ON THE OTHERHAND, THINK IMMA SIGN UP FOR ONE OF DEM DER C-SECTIONS! WOOOOOOO!

LOL

Stop it lvlario. SEE this is why Mr. Good is my hubby. He doesn't care. LOL!!!

Lmao it was soulja boy

@ Redd-Drank

Yo we tryna have a conversation,get outta here duke.

Ova there lookin like a Rastafarian Red-Man.

Lookin like an inebriated Damian Marley.

How home boy got drunk off fermented semen?

Got armpit and Spaghetti stains on ya wife beater dawg.

Who has a shoe rack in their home?Dawg I can tell you live at a half way home.You gotta press 1 before you dial on the phone, when making out going calls from the shelter.

How ya dreads is lookin like baby rotwiler tails?

Yo dont come in here interrupting Mario's conversation.

Dreads lookin like Arsenio Hall's fingers.

WHAT UP STOPREWIND!!!

WHERE MY DRINK AT MA? LOL

LOL MissDaniBaby!!!!! It was a good idea in theory anyway!!!!!!! I try to be drug free! LOL

This is the last time I do confessional time with the circle!!! LMBAO

MzArrogance wut up?

Smh @ ya'll knowing these porn stars names.Ya'll look at it to the point you know they names?

Bet ya'll can recognize dude before they even pan the camera up to his face.

@Tastysista. I will let you know when I get in. There is a great Margarita spot in the basement of my office building. See,you have me starting up again.

oh goodness

I'm back (is it safe to re-enter? lol)

NOW BACK TO YOU BLAKGOLD!!

NO [SPAM]EEE BOB! NOT PLAYING IT OFF! NEVER-EVER-NEVER HEARD OF NO DAMM "PULL BACK" COOCHIE...YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF "SNAP-BACK", BUT DAMM, PULL BACK??!? LAWWWWDDD...

SOUNDS LIKE A BRAWD TRYING TA "SKIN THE DIKK" OR SUMPTIN! LOL *SHRUGS* JUST SAYING!

@ lvlario

LOL...smh.

@ topic - I know what the story says but I've heard about Jeezy...don't think this is true. Sounds like a disgruntled groupie.

lvlario where have you been!!! Tastysista good_downsouth MissDaniBaby2

hello to yall....hope i didnt forget anyone

@ topic

Gorilla Zoe?

LOL Tasty. You are the sex expert indeed!

LovelyLashes, lvlario agrees with me with your man siutation, too. Girl it's a mess in here!!!!

BRB have to tuck the little one in.....

@MIZZARROGANCE<<<

"YA'LL SISTAS WAS NAMING NINJAS I AINT HEARD OF BEFORE...WESLEY PIPES??? AND WAS THAT YOU TASTY TALKING ABOUT THE LIMP-DIKK NINJA WITH 10 INCHES?! -----

@ Miss Dani - I met Mr. Marcus and had no idea who he was. My girls put me up on game...brother should teach a class. I'm financially providing the first 100 scholarships, lol --------------------

LMAO! MR. MARCUS, HUH? AINT THAT THE DUDE THEY SAY BANGED VIDEO VIXEN? GIRL, HUSH YA MOUTH 'BOUT SCHOLARSHIPS! DON'T MENTION IT AGAIN TILL THE GIRLS ON THIS THREAD GET THEY APPLICATION IN FIRST! *WINK*

LMAO!

CrystalClear !!!

How you doin yo?!?!?!

Crystal, hop up in the convo.

The topic is Ms Good's loose vag!na.

That sh!t is like Central Park,dont got NO WALLS.

Good_DownSouth you know I'm playin wit you!!

I'm just gettin you back for them jokes u made on me about the Spicy Chicken sandwich and biggie fries.

LMBAO @ TASTY!!

WHAT MISSCRYSTAL! BUT HIDE YA EYES SWEETY, THEY ON SOME 'OL OTHER SHIITT UP IN HERE TODAY!

LMAO!

@ MissDaniBaby2

LOL...yes ma'am...then you know about it. I love it when it fight back.

And why u write in ALL CAPS like u talkin' to old folks in the e-Rest Home? lol

TYPO, MEANT

*WHAT UP MISSCRYSTAL!

Tastysista Flag post Mzaggrogance

Sean Michaels is old school! But he has 10inches of fire.....that's doesn't really get hard! LOL

- - - Oh my, *covering mouth*...you really learn something new everyday,lol

I'm Back. Hey, MsCrystalClear!!! **waves***

lvlario im doing alright same ole same ole :) Tastysista not yet..LOL i think i have to see more of the convo!! MissDaniBaby2 i know i see it!!!

i cant talk about ms goods vagina.......isnt that off limits......0_0!!

MissDaniBaby2

im doing good.....feelin like im too young for this convo lol

DUH PEOPLE!!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GOOGLE: "Lamborghini that’s blue … oh, and the rims are too" AND IT IS NO OTHER THAN YOUNG JEEZY!!! I got the answer in less than 10secs!!! lol

OHHHHHH....SO "THAT'S" THE PULLBACK!

LMAO @ E-REST HOME...JUST MY HABIT DUDE, KEEPS ME FROM TYPING TOO MANY WORDS! LOL

^^^@BLAKGOLD

lvlario, I went to tuck one of the ones responsible for my "Centarl Park" in for the night!!! LMBAO

OOOH I can't wait until it happens to your wife!!!

lol @ you crazies.

pull back as in 'suck in', like, when he strokes in, then pull back, the kitty tries to hold it in.

lol my bf told me to say that.

what i miss?

LMAO! MR. MARCUS, HUH? AINT THAT THE DUDE THEY SAY BANGED VIDEO VIXEN? GIRL, HUSH YA MOUTH 'BOUT SCHOLARSHIPS! DON'T MENTION IT AGAIN TILL THE GIRLS ON THIS THREAD GET THEY APPLICATION IN FIRST! *WINK* - - - - - @ Miss Danni Yes that's him. That one was a waste of film (her). The scholarships are for the men. The ladies can be umm 'artistic models.'

@ the kid who says i'm a rat, ur cheezy! don't make me bite u, u lame. lol

@ lvlario - Good evening, lol.

thanks Good n Lvlario

kegels are GREAT!! esp with girl on top

@TASTY<<<

YES, GIRL, I VOTE YOU THE TALK SHOW DIKKOLOGIST, MIZZARROGANCE IS THE FINANCIER (HOOK A SISTA UP WIT A SCHOLARSHIP!), MISSGOOD IS THE FAMED HOST OF COURSE AND THEN MARIO AND BLAKGOLD WILL BE THE SIDE-KICK COMEDIENS!

I COULD MAKE A KILLING! MTO, YA HEARD? CHA-CHING!

LOLOLOL!

Yo wus good with sistas havin boyfriends and husbands?

DaniBaby, CrystalClear etc

I thought 70% of ya'll was single?

If thats the case,why all of ya'll is wifed up?

I doubt ya'll just so happen to all be of the 30%.There no way I can keep running into the 30%.

Thats statistically impossible.

Either single dont mean what it used to mean or somebody got the statistics reversed.

Single my azz,everybody tryna get a Bw.Bw are the hottest things out,like Furby's in 1998.

Betterman was right,everybody DOES love Bw.I aint see a single sista since the Lisa Raye interview

You're welcome Lovely!!!

lmfao did we switch to loose va jay jays?

my best friend has 2 kids and she says there's been changes. but my other friend jackie claims opposite. she said she got torn, but when it healed, it got smaller.

it might be case by case.

but my momma has 6 kids, so idk. if she was a loosey, y would my dad do her again? lol

BlakGold Flag post @ MissDaniBaby2

LOL...yes ma'am...then you know about it. I love it when it fight back. - - -

LMAO...fight back...the terminology!

@MISSCRYSTAL<<<

YES BOO, THESE GROWN FOLK IS CRAZY! AND I AGREE WE CAN'T BE TALKIN' 'BOUT MISSGOODS PRIVATES...THAT'S FOR "MR." GOOD!

LOL

@ MissDaniBaby2

Yeah, that's what i'm talkin' about...stop playin', u knew, lol.

@ DQC

Good description right there.

Mario or what ever...stop playing with me dawg. I just started posting fool. You don't even know these ho's....Go ahead with that internet pimpin' fag...... I'm just sayin, they talkin' real reckless when they know that that don't matter. It's about the dollars and the main ones leaving all that trash don't even have a pic up. That's my real joint. You got a NY plate up fakin'.......

Hey All,

If you watch Fox Reality, they are about to rerun the Busted n' Disgusted series, it's a Cheaters edition this time. LOL.....

Last weeks was quite disgusting. One peron but a piece of his turd in his boss milkshake blend and served it straight up!!! Things people will do!!!! smh

i asked someone what "pulling back" was.

they said

"i dont understand the origin of your question"

-_-'

ty blak. i'm trying to take tasty's crown as dixpert. lol

BLACKGOLD n LVLARIO are proof that revolutionaries make LOVE too!! hehehe

"Bw are the hottest things out,like Furby's in 1998."

i remember those devil possesed things.....

LMAO @TASTY!

"MissDani said: SOUNDS LIKE A BRAWD TRYING TA "SKIN THE DIKK" OR SUMPTIN! LOL *SHRUGS* JUST SAYING! =====

Yeah Co-sign...sounds painful! FYI...Lvlario has his two crushes on the same thread.....at the same time...talking about...*drum roll please...dics! LOL ----------------

YEAH, MY BOO TRYING TO GET A HAREM GOING ON UP IN HERE! I THINK HE'S AN E-POLYGAMIST!

LMAO!

That's right MissDaniBaby and Tasty sista!!! He hasn't complained yet!!! After what lvlario said, that is a very good thing, too!!!! LMBAO

Uh-oh, DQC, get security or bring out the Welcome Wagon because something doesn't seem right. LMBAO

@ MzArrogance

I like the way you smile and laugh everytime you see me.

You know if you eva need to rest your legs,you can always sit on my face.

"HOOK A SISTA UP WIT A SCHOLARSHIP!), "

I dont even wanna hear nothin out yo mouf Dani,you already signin up for the MDI, Marcus D!ck Institute.

QDC...no disrespect really but yall talkin bad about the brotha's and big uppin porn dudes....That's crazy to ,me. And Jeezy crank so I had to stand up cuz he's in my ride as we speak.

good_downsouth Flag post Hey All,

If you watch Fox Reality, they are about to rerun the Busted n' Disgusted series, it's a Cheaters edition this time. LOL.....

Last weeks was quite disgusting. One peron but a piece of his turd in his boss milkshake blend and served it straight up!!! Things people will do!!!! smh ---------------

ew!! doo doo milkshake.... ----- MissDaniBaby2 Flag post @MISSCRYSTAL<<<

YES BOO, THESE GROWN FOLK IS CRAZY! AND I AGREE WE CAN'T BE TALKIN' 'BOUT MISSGOODS PRIVATES...THAT'S FOR "MR." GOOD!

LOL ----- i was taught you shouldnt ask lol

@ mzarrogance

Lol...well, it's the truth.

LMAO @ good_downsouth!

I need to watch that to get some ideas for the bytches @ my job.

Young Jeezy

lol good i know. it's always weird when some stranger pops in and targets one person. seems like a poser. i aint paying that critter no mind. lol

@Clarkthink,

You might want to check with Fred about being "late" with your little thoughts of the day! lol I told him to dock your snack drawer earlier. LOL

L@@k at this chatroom

uh huh!!! lvlario cheating on miss dani!!

Tastysista hmmmm.....i dont know what to ask....what would you buy from a sex shop then?

@BLAKGOLD! *SIGH* NOOOOO, I AM NOT, I REPEAT, "NOT" USED TO THAT VERBIAGE! REAL TALK! I DON'T KNOW WHAT PART OF THE COUNTRY YOU FROM BOO, BUT BROTHAS ROUND HERE DON'T GO SROUND TALKIN 'BOUT GETTING THEY DIKKS "SKINT" BY THE PUZZY!

QUIT TRYING TO ACT LIKE FOLKS KNOW YOUR PERSONAL LINGO! DANG!

LOL

OH Snap TGS. It's about to rerun @ 10:00. It's a different one tonight, but sometimes they rerun the ones you may have missed. I laugh and cringe all at the same time...... LOL

2 crushes?

Sheeet,they both already taken.

CrystalClear u 2 young for this convo?

CLEARLY ITS JEEZY..SO WAT WAS KEYSHOA COLE SPRUNG OFF OF ??

@Tasty, stop trying to tempt LovelyLashes lol

I will say it depends.......

redd drank, i talked about men with small dicks. get it together. if u have a small one, don't be so sensitive; do the towel exercise. lol

i hear lots of [EXPLETIVE] and jerking off makes it grow if you're under 21. so there is hope.

if you're not a lildick and ur just mad, simmer down, boo. it's not so serious.

lvlario nahh not really im old enough lol

Tastysista Flag post I feel kinda bad for guys with little dics!

It's worst then being a Plus size chick in L.A. I mean knowing that every woman you have slept with was never satisfied! And what if you do Marry...she is def going to cheat!

Maybe that is why the Maury show is so popular! LOL!!!!Are these women justified?

Thoughts people? Is it okay to cheat on ur man if he is packin a tootsie roll is the name of the show! LOL ---- no you shouldnt cheat....if youre that un happy leave....or get him a bottle of extenze......

@TASTY<<<

OK GIRL, I'LL BE YA MANAGER...I'LL EVEN BE FAIR AND PAY YOUR FEES, IN COINS AND SKATING RINK TOKENS OF COURSE!

DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT MA, IT'S A RECESSION!

LOL

@ MissDaniBaby2

Lol...it won't "skin" Da D!ck...moisture Dani, moisture.

if i were a lil dick guy... hmmm... what would i do.

i'd date an ugly girl. like a girl who really is just happy someone is doing her.

or i'd buy a strap on and play shy, like baby, i like the lights off.

Crystal you couldda fooled me,with that azz cheek hangin out.

Tastysista

i could have sworn ron jeremy had a small dic....

how the heck did he become a porn star.....

i think im getting to into the convo lol

LOL MissDaniBaby!!! Listen, I'm about to get my "cuddle" on with Mr. Good.....

I love you all and don't get of course again!! lol

Yeah right!!! We should never complain about the men in those Whooty/Booty threads again after this thread went to hell in a handbag!!!!! LMBAO

Good night my peeps. Until tomorrow.....

Thoughts people? Is it okay to cheat on ur man if he is packin a tootsie roll is the name of the show! LOL - - - - @ Tastysista - I will be honest and say he could never be MY 'man'

@GOOD (@Tasty, stop trying to tempt LovelyLashes lol)

you sensed my SUDDEN attraction to BLACK GOLD?? LOL!

@MISSGOOD<<<

SEE WHAT YOU DONE STARTED SIS! LOLOLOL!

Men cheat because they are looking for bigger

and better. Woman talk all the time about why

men cheat and now your saying that if a dude

d*ck ain't big enough for you than you should

cheat. This conversation is so wild to me. I

had my posting ability for the longest but I

have never posted like this. The main one's

talking must not have a boyfriend or have had a

lot of partners because only loose women talk so

d*mn reckless. It's a shame.

::pinches lvlario::

stop it lol im 21 :)

@ DQC

Lol it prolly do be dudes who be doin that.

She tryna join him in the shower 1 day,he screamin at her at the top of his lungs,while pullin the curtains closed.

dammit...i'm lost.

are we now on juicy coochie? or are we back on dicks? lol

Damn Tasty, Now you want to break out the "Board Games"

LOL, Goodnight!!!

good_downsouth

have a good night :)

Anyway you got what you deserved. Why would you sleep with someone that you just met! one word SKANK!

Redd, then stay and state your piece. No need to attack. We're only stating opinions. Yours is welcome.

@ Lovely lashes

Yep, I guess that large staff had nothing to do with it!!! Stop trying to pull me back in

Did I just rehash the "pulling back" convo again.

I give up!!! Bye....

Redd-Drank Flag post Men cheat because they are looking for bigger and better. Woman talk all the time about why men cheat and now your saying that if a dude d*ck ain't big enough for you than you should cheat. This conversation is so wild to me. I had my posting ability for the longest but I have never posted like this. The main one's talking must not have a boyfriend or have had a lot of partners because only loose women talk so d*mn reckless. It's a shame. ----- men talk the same way. why is it a problem for a woman to do it? and its all sh!ts and giggles...

Tastysista

lol! how much do i owe?

oh no! how can the host go!?!?!??!

@ LovelyLashes

Hmmmmmmm...lol.

Good night All my Sistas n' Bruthas!!!! Glad we made up DQC< it's been fun!!!

@MARIO<<<

"I dont even wanna hear nothin out yo mouf Dani,you already signin up for the MDI, Marcus D!ck Institute." -------------

LMAO @ MDI INSTITUTE!

BUT IN MY *SERIOUS VOICE NOW* GUESS YOU AINT HEARD 'BOUT THE MOVIE "MAD BLACK WOMAN"?? DON'T GO THERE SWEETIE, DON'T WANT MARIO TO DRAW BACK A NUB!

B'SIDES I WAS ONLY GETTIN' A SCHOLARSHIP FOR, *COUGHS* TRAINING AND RESEARCH PURPOSES...

J/K LOLOLOLOL!!!

WOOOOOOOO

Damn,TastySista remind me of Mo'Nique in that movie when she had the treasure chest full of vibrators and d!ldos.

lmfao @ burnt rubber.

i just fear those vibrator things so much. it's like i feel that if i'm all alone and use one, that means i'm lonely and desperate.

i'd rather do without than vibrate.

same here, good! :)

@ GOOD nite-nite

@ TASTY ahahahahahah sis i'm battin' my lashes at the brotha(BLACKGOLD) but he aint checkin' fa me ahahahhaha it's ok! My intentions aren't any good. I caught a sudden case of interest when he accidently dropped his 'membership' card! lol

GOOD NITE GOODDOWNSOUTH!!!

*LOOK AT GOOD YA'LL, STARTING THE FIRE THEN LEAVIN' US! SMH! LOL*

JUST PLAYING MA! G'NITE!

LOL

put his ass to sleep and come back... if u catch my drift. wink lol

"My room smelled of burnt rubber! LOL"

You know you need to douche if it smell like burnt rubber.

Coochie smellin like skid marks on the street,after an avoided car accident.

A lil funk is when you hit it with the wash rag but burnt rubber,thats when you hit it with some ointment.

@BLAKGOLD<<<

"@ MissDaniBaby2

Lol...it won't "skin" Da D!ck...moisture Dani, moisture." -----------

LOLOLOLOL!

It's definately Jeezy... hard to imagine tho...

Tastysista Flag post MsCrystal If you are single.....which I know you are not the have something called the Bullet! It's tiny...but packs alot of "kick"! LOL Also I recommend the Venus Butterfly! You kind strap it on....or in our case in! LOL I burnt mine out on the first night! My room smelled of burnt rubber! LOL ----- LOL thats alright....sounds like it would blow up or something LOL and i see how youre getting me for more money LOL

@ Redd Drank -That's not true. Let's face it, it's not loose women, there are a lot of unsatisfied women out there. Over 50% of women don't experience orgasms during intercourse...a lot of men are coming up short when most think they are King Dingaling. Trust, I partially blame women for this because there are too many of them faking it. She makes it hard for the next woman. There's nothing worse than a good, grown azz man who is simply pitiful in the bedroom...yet unwilling to take constructive criticism because his ego's been stroked - much of his adult life - into thinking he is the ish

@ Tastysista

"I like to figure out what went wrong,,,,improve myself...and then put myself back out there!"

What went wrong is,he may have felt he wasn't the only person who had ya heart when he uncovered your $ex toy treasure chest.

May have felt he had a lil compitition.

Sound like you got alot of toys.Bet you got a whole draw dedicated to just them alone.Vests and panties in 1 draws,d!ldos and vibrators in the draw next to it.

MISSCRYSTAL<<<

YES, BOO BOO, ALL SKATE RINK TOKENS MUST BE WRAPPED IN ROLLS OF $5 EACH AND LOOKS LIKE WE NEED SEVERAL HUNDRED OF THEM TO MEET TASTYSISTA'S FEE...

OF COURSE WE CAN OFFSET SOME OF THAT PERHAPS WITH A CHICKEN DINNER AND A FREE PORN VIDEO...BUT TASTY WILL HAFTA LET US KNOW!

WHAT SAY YOU MISS TASTY?

@ LovelyLashes

Hmmm...I see you...BlakGold sees everything. I ain't up on talkin' alotta "noise", lol.

Brb

night everyone....

<<has to get up at the azz crack of dawn :)

have a good night :)

tasty, for those of us with delicate coochies, there is also the creme that stimulates with just an application. i tested it out at one of those passion parties.

i'm thinking if we use that with the help of a dick-lick apparatus that is smoother, no vibration, the same results could happen.

what say you, sexpert?

It's not the Victorian age...women can discuss sex...just an excchange of ideas, lol

MissDaniBaby2

WHAT!! lol

omg..my computer is messing up....

i cant pay now.....uhhhhhhh TTYL lol!!!!!!

(ill get her a porno....:)

LOL @ clarkthink.

tasty, next week i have to go outa town again. ima buy me a toy and see if i have the same results.

if yall dont see me online to make even 1 comment, it was a success!

WAAAAAAAAAA!

OMG, LOOK AT BLAK TRYING TO GET HIS MACK ON!

THEY COULDNT WRITE THIS SHIITT BETTER IN A TV COMEDY! YA'LL GONE HAVE MISS DANI DYING OF LAUGHTER!

WATCH LOVELY LASHES!

i wish there was a talking toy. i like hearing someone say stupid stuff like, what's my name? who's your daddy?

lol jk

but yeah i do wish toys would talk.

Come on people read the story, it's real simple read btw the words,its....Jermaine Dupri

*exchange

WAAAAAAAAAA!

OMG, LOOK AT BLAKGOLD TRYING TO GET HIS MACK ON! WOOOOOOOO!

THEY COULDNT WRITE THIS SHIITT BETTER IN A TV COMEDY! YA'LL GONE HAVE MISSDANI DYING OF LAUGHTER!

WATCH OUT LOVELY LASHES! LMBAO!!!

@BLAKGOLD

the good ones usually don't... (wink)

umm... yes! yes it was! and u can put it anywhere u want. meaning, spot 1 and 2 or spots 1, 2 and 3, or just spot 3. hey, who knows, it might do things for people who are into spot 4. lol

SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST YA'LL!

G'NITE MISSCRYSTAL!

(P'SST! I THINK SHE'LL TAKE THE PORNO THO! *WINK*)

LMAO!

@ MissDaniBaby2

Why I have no idea what you are talkin' about..."get my Mack on"??

LOL

@ TastySista

"No...wrong again. Ive only had two relationships in my life"

Both of your boyfriends looked and sounded like light sabers.Ya Bfs looked like Bounty Paper Towel rolls.

I'm sure those realationships cost you alot of money.Those realationships were AA battery powered.

As soon as the batteries died,the realationship was over.

After a whole week bed ridden,I'm surprised the toys aint short circuit and fry ya lil curly hairs off.Them toys was good quality, they musta been made in Taiwan.

lol thanks. usually when im outa town and dickless, i come online and be a bitch. this is good.

It has to be Jeezy.

Brb tho.

lmfao @ tennis

@TASTY

NOW WHAT THIS I HEAR 'BOUT PLASTIC DINGALINGS??!

@MIZZARROGANCE

THAT'S RIGHT GIRL, IT'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH! (STORMZOE'S TAG LINE, HEEHEE) WOMEN CAN TALK ABOUT "THE NASTY" ALL WE WANT TOO! LOL!

Good evening to all..

Personally, I think it is Young Jeezy. I really don't care for real, and this crap about dyck and shyt- WTF! Miss_Good, Tasty, Mario, Blak, etc yal got some explaing to do!

DQC

that "clit Kream" is a n[SPAM]oooo noooooooooo all someone would have to do is turn on the ceilin' fan and u will be... ummm never mind

LOL i will be shopping tomorrow. that'd be funny if it all cures my adDICKtion.

when she said tha lambo prt i thot of a song

mi president is blak mi LAMBO IS BLU nd i be gosh drned if MI RIMS AINT 2

HA ITS YUNG JEEZY

oooo! wow! it works that good? LOL oh wow! we might have found the thing that will wipe out the male species. lol

no offense, guys.

@BLAKGOLD<<<

"@ MissDaniBaby2

Why I have no idea what you are talkin' about..."get my Mack on"??

LOL --------------

AW HELLZ NAW! LOL DON'T TRY TO PLAY INNOCENT NOW! NINJA GETTING ALL "MACK UP" IN HIS LOW BARRY WHITE VOICE TELLING LOVELYLASHES, YEAH "I SEE EVERYTHING" AND UH "AIN'T INTO JUST TALKING"...WAAAAAAAA! LMFBAO!

IT'S CUTE THO, DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT BOO *COUGHS*...PROCEED!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Now this girl is so not lying or exaggerating, I knew him b4 the 1st album. Her whole experience sounds just like mine. We met at a restaurant and we talked for a while, b4 I ever even went to his house. He did the same thing to me, put my hand on his dick(so gross). It was so little that even though I wanted some I had to turn around and just go to sleep. Now when he sees me he acts like he never knew me, embarrassed I guess. But why would I waste my juices on that!!!! He was too pissed, I don't see how Keyshia did it!!! So all that "JEZZY GOT A BIG DICK" he be saying is so overrated!!!

@TENNIS<<<

"I've heard of 'snapping' coochie. But not 'pull back' coochie. Classic." ---------

LOL THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!

DQC

will NEVER replace the male species... but fa real you have to be careful with that one lol

@TASTY<<<

YEAH MA, I'M COUNTIN' DIS SHIITT...LOOKS LIKE WE MADE A KILLING OFF DQC FRIGID AZZ! NOT TO MENTION "EQUIPMENT" CHARGES...LOLOLOL

JUST JOKIN' DQC!

LMBAO THO! WOOOOOOOOO!

i'm gonna agree because i think what i like best is the whole beat down aspect of sex, especially if he's talking smack with it.

no bullet can do that.

that's what creeps me out. the silence. or that quiet buzz. lol

@MISSDANI

LOL

I went to go turn the lights down and everything

@ DQC

"oooo! wow! it works that good? LOL oh wow! we might have found the thing that will wipe out the male species. lol" ==============

Hell no...whoever makes that [EXPLETIVE]...off with his head. lol

Nah, as a straight female, there will always be a demand 4 the real thing.

this is hilarious

lmbao @ the lil d/ick comments. y'all ever thought some of y'all just got big pussi/es? [EXPLETIVE] throwing dicks be throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Big grand canyon puss/ies.

Probably like getting fisted. aaaaaaaah. I'm just playin. (?)

I don't know what constitutes a SMALL dick, but I seen some big ones and they were overated. Can't just be on a smooth out marathona kharma sutra tip cuz p/ussy tired in 15 mins.

so FUCC that y'all can have them big diick mu fuggas. Nicca aint makin a Ghetto Gagger outta me gotdamnit.

LOL miss dani

LOL blakgold aka dickalmighty

i was kidding. nothing like a big monstrous man manhandling a woman. lawd have mercy! brb

@ MissDaniBaby2

But for real, i've seen LovelyLashes' posts, she seems cool.

@DQC

HI-5 my sista! ish talkin' and hair pullin' toys (as good as they are) will NEVER be able to do that!

I will take a strong, vocal, and aggressive man any day

@LOVELYLASHES<<<

"@MISSDANI

LOL

I went to go turn the lights down and everything" ------------

LOL! GIRL, I THINK YA'LL FIT TOGETHER RATHER NICELY. (P'SST, YO TASTY ADD "HOOK UP ARTIST" TO MY RESUME!)

BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE BLAK AINT TRYING TO JUST "TEASE" A SISTA, FEEL ME? THAT'S JUST CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!

YO BLAK, MISS LOVELYLASHES HAS YOUR UNDEVIDED ATTENTION BRUH! ACT LIKE YA KNOW!

LOL

FAKE SHYT AND IF THIS WAS TRUE I DOUBT JEEZY DIKC IS LIL MTO IS SO RETARDED THEY'LL POST ANY DAMN THING ON HERE AND FOOL BELIEVE IT LOL...

My president's black...my lambo's blu--...hold on...is this jeezy??!? Naw my [EXPLETIVE]...it can't be!!! Lmao!!

LMBAO @ ALMASEZ!

GIRL U AINT NEVER LIED!!! FUKK DEM "10-FOOTERS", SHEEIIITT, A SISTA BE NEEDIN' HER GUTS AND SHIITT, FUKK WHAT YA HEARD!

LOLOLOL!

** coyly smilin' **

^5! love it! i need my man to put me in my place, sexually. LOL

@TASTY<<<

OOPS! MY BAD MA..UH, YEAH! THE UM, PORN IS COOL (I FIGURED THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED! LOL), BUT THEN AGAIN, WE DO HAVE THAT EXTRA-CRISPY, SPICY POPEYES IN THE HOUSE THIS EVENING...SO YOU MAKE THE FINAL CALL! LOL

@ ALMASEZ

"Ghetto Gagger" ???

OH NEVER MIND

LOL tasty. goddamn! well, i guess it's for a worthy cause.

ok it's my bed time. :( i'm on probation.

MTO, please post something about lil kim being called a tramp and then being kicked off wrongly tomorrow, dammit.

see yall later, people.

@BLAK<<<

YEAH, LOVELYLASHES SEEMS LIKE COOL PEEPS, I AGREE.

SO *COUGHS* WHAT THE HELL YA BLACK AZZ GON' DO? BE A WALL FLOWER?! GET OVA THERE AND TALK TO LIL SHAWTY!

LMAO

OKAY...

IT'S A WRAP FOLKS!! WE DONE TOOK THIS THREAD OVER 900! SMH!

BUT THE CHAT WAS FUN...G'NITE DQC, BLACK, TASTY, LOVELY AND THE REST OF U CRAZY PEOPLE! LOL

I'M OUUTTTTTTTTTT!

Nite MISSDANI A.K.A. DAHOOK-UP ARTIST!

LOL

PEACE EVERYONE....

out like a light (corny I know)

the thread went from donkey dicks to porn to juicy cootchies to...chicken?? lol lol lol

but on the topic of big dicks and porn..

drum roll....

Lex Steele. 11 inches. And he has...um..relations with broads easy on the eyes. Clean looking, polished, sexy- no razor bump pussies, no bullets and/or knife wounds or scars. Lex be gettin it in!! LOL lol...lol..um..or so i-i've heard...ok. yep-gotta go-g'night

Had to step away from this crazy thread 4 a minute, lol.

Y duz it take so long 2 type comments?

I'll never be on "Groupie Tales" I'm not a Groupie!!! I just know what I want when I like what I see. And I happen to have a lot of love for Jeezy as well as respect. I've been down with him since day 1 and always will be. This story is just "FRAUD" b/c its a lot of contradicting in it, and when MTO gets the story or the hoe who sent it gets it together, then I can maybe convince myself that there is SOME truth to it!

He got so much swag it dnt evn really matter. He still cool by me,she probably lyn ne way.

WE DONT AGREE ON MUCH WHEN BLOGGING BUT I PROMISE YOU WONT FIND A WOMAN IN GEORGIA THAT DOESNT KNOW ITS JEEZY..... NOT SAYING ALL WOMEN HAVE BEEN WITH HIM BUT MOST HAVE AT LEAST A FRIEND WHO HAS AND ITS UNREAL THAT ALL THEIR EXPERIENCES ARE THE SAME. FOR ONE HE LOVES TO GO TO HIS HOME. DUMB, THEN HES WAY SHORT. HE SHOULDVE SETTLED DOWN AND KEPT THAT PUT UP UNTIL WIFEY ASKED FOR IT. BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE A KNOWS CHICKS ONLY MESS WITH HIM BECAUSE HES JEEZY. KEYSHIA JUST SIMPLY LOVED HIM. HE SHOULDVE STUCK WITH THAT INSTEAD OF BREAKING HER HEART. ALL THE STORIES ABOUT AN ATLANTA RAPPER GETTING

WITH A STRIPPER WERE HIM. AND IT WAS FUNNY TO ME WHEN BLOGS HAD THE STORY ALL WRONG SAYING IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE AND PUTTING OTHER CELEBRITIES NAMES IN IT. THEY SAID OTHER PEOPLE IN THE A AND NEVER GOT IT RIGHT BUT KEYSHIA CAUGHT HIM MANY TIMES WITH MY FRIEND ROCHELLE AND SHE JUST ENJOYED THE PERKS. NEVER THE D-CK.AND SHE WAS NEVER IN LOVE.YES SHES A STRIPPER AND KNOWS ABOUT MANY BUT THE SMALLEST PACKAGE AWARD WENT TO HIM. ONE DAY HE WILL BE PUT TOTALLY ON BLAST BECAUSE HES SO HORRIBLE TO THE FEW WOMEN THAT HAVE LOVED HIM. GLAD MY FRIEND WASNT ONE

HEY WAS ANYONE AT CLUB MIAMI WHEN OBVIOUSLY KEYSHIA GOT A CALL THAT HE WAS CLUBBING WITH A YOUNG LADY??? I WAS THERE AND KEYSHIA SHOWED HER ASS ON HIM. BUT EVEN THOUGH I CAME TO CHILL WITH HIM AND HIS OTHER WOMAN I COULDVE JOINED FORCES WITH KEYSHIA WHEN AFTER GETTING BUSTED HE PROTECTED MY FRIEND (YES THE STRIPPER) AND LEFT WITH HER WHILE KEYSHIA STOOD SCREAMING IN THE PARKING LOT. HE SOOOOOOO DISRESPECTFUL

DAMN! JEEZY

okay first reading this I thought Jermaine Dupri(then thought well naw cause I dont think Janet would be messing with him lol)

then I thought of Big Boi from Outkast, then naw cause Big Boi dont get his name for nothing so they say.

Then the lyrics immediately JEEZY! OMG not the Jeezy that Keyco ex, not the jeezy on Ciara Never EVer or on Ciara's Album Fantasy Ride that is in stores now bTw... NOT THAT JEEzY! lol

Yep its Jeezy!! Listen to his song "My President" and you will pick up on the clue about his car. Oh well, he ain't cute anyway so what.

**It's Young Jeezy because he's the only one that says that in his songs but I didn't know he was from The A !!??? But hey Keyshia Cole was on his little d!ck so he must be doing something right if this story is true !!!!**

LOL....whore...you look stupid talkin about him now. Why talk about him? If it was so ewww then why did you lay there? PLUS what did you think he wanted to do when he took you to his home...play Monopoly?! What a dumb bytch!

MY president is black my lambo is blue? OMG Young Jeezy! That makes since though...he keeps braggin on [EXPLETIVE] to make up for his short cummins...hahahaha!

JEEZY SAY IT AINT S[SPAM][SPAM]OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AH WELL, NEVER PLANNED ON SMASHIN HIM ANYWAY, BUT I LOVE HIS MUSIC

DOES THIS MEAN THE INFAMOUSE TRACK "BEAT DAT P*SSY UP" IS FRAUDULENT? SMDH

GOTTA MAKE MONEY SOME HOW I GUESS

CIAO, PRETTYDIVA83

*INFAMOUS

CIAO, PRETTYDIVA83

I told you people that stormzoe is a lot of people yall think is cool. Notice how tastysista was on the whole time and stormzoe was nowhere in sight? That slimy b1tch showed up right after tastysista left though. Damn psycho! Dqc thats nice that you are being adult about this but i wouldnt talk to some of these people.

Maybe it was Too Short?..lol get it?...Too Short fcuk yall, I thought it was funny...

--------------- Umm...its still trickin' if you got it...

These hoes kill me getting on the internet talking [EXPLETIVE] bout these rappers to make theirselves relevant. If his dick was so small and he grossed her out than why and the [EXPLETIVE] she continue [EXPLETIVE] with him for years. Then to have the nerve and say she has respect for him. Pleasse! I know it ain't my [EXPLETIVE] Jeezy yall can stop that right now! He don't have a lil dick!

i FEEL LIKE ITS YUNG JEEZY(TEAR THAT [EXPLETIVE] UP) GUCCI MANE(FREAKY GIRL) GORILLA ZOE(HOOD [EXPLETIVE]) OR SOULJA BOY LOLLLLLLLLL

its jeezy. mto foul for revealin that with the lambo comment

I will never fcuk a small dcik man. I may as well fcuk a woman. tee hee

the answerrr is lol yunq jeezyy !! lmfaoo heres the proof

blue lambo with blue rims [link to external website removed]

yunq jeezy !!

heres the proof !! [link to external website removed]

yunq jeezy

heres the proof ; blue lambo blue rims = [link to external website removed]

Damn sucks to be Jeezy

LOL at his rims are to! MTO yall so low down for dat! I knew it had to be Jeezy! Have yall seen his lil hands and feet???!!! He can't be holdin to much!

Thank you kysauntie for saying that. i did lik it was gucci man to till the end. ITs Jeezy and its crazy and hard to believe it. And come on people rick ross and scarface. ya stupid.

Its not Bobby V U dumb heads cuz hes R&B. Its Jeezy My President is Black Video. Bobby got no cash like dat. Its Jeezy always wit dat Blue Lambo.

too short

It's Jeezy. What's the big deal? Like most black men, he's ill equipped. I don't know what jackass coined that damn myth about black men packing.

JEEZY...MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK MY LAMBO'S BLUE AND I'LL BE GOD DAMNED IF MY RIMS AINT TOO...YIKES JEEZY!!!!

LMAO!

Com on with this anonymous "guess who?" BS... Put the hoe's pics up... Her credentials might be suspect...