: Blind item MADNESS is about to hit the bookstores. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that the popular writer for NY’s Page Six has just penned a new book. Apparently it’s “fiction”, but word on the street is that it’ll be filled with ish that she couldn’t put in Page Six (of course, she changed the names so she wouldn’t get her AZZ whopped while at some party).
Here’s a snippet from the book that MediaTakeOut.com exclusively managed to get its hands on. It’s a piece taken from a discussion between couple of prostitutes - discussing some of their high profile clientele:
Bernadette: Mayor Ed Swallows cracks down on prostitutes, escorts, art shows and anything he sees as immoral, but Swallows is no saint.CHHHHHILLLLLD!!!Randi: Oh he swallows all right. He made me do a threesome with this basketball player for the Knicks once. Naaaasty.
Tania: I’d heard he swang both ways from my friend, but he’s not into feet so he never called me.
Randi: Girl, you have no idea. We were all going at it then he just leaves me in the dust. Like I was just there as an excuse so he could get off with that guy. Then he tried to stiff me. Cheapskate.
Olga: Yes, he’s living, how you say? On the DL.
Penelope: Wait, what? The MAYOR is on the down low?
Olga: Yes, everybody knows thees. I too have been with him. By myself, but he inseests on doing eet from behind.
Check out a description of the book here
They're talking about former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, who was always rumored to be a homo. He would always get sick in the men's restroom for some reason and it would always be that the Mayor would be choking on some foreign object and his protective security detail would have to call a 10-13 Officer down, in this case, "the Mayor is down", for quick and overwhelming police response.
