BAAAA-LLLING!!! Russia Produces The WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE SUV . . . It Costs $2 MILLION . . . And You Can Drive It THROUGH THE HOOD Without GETTING JACKED!! (Pics Inside)

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singerchickjv

i cn transformya ! follow me on twitter @singerchickjv


whatwhatwhat

Whales are dying for this bullsh!t?


usc09

WTF !!!


bigkidnig

naw fcuk ill stick wit my bmw


Javery

Wow nice i want 1 of those 1 day!


SexyToothpic

This shyt is all kinds of ugly!!!


calialpha

yes. nothing says understated luxury like whale penis wrapped seats!...LMBAO


Dymund

OOOOOKAY


TheRose

If you are driving a 2 million car through the hood, someone needs to jack you. I could understand the reason for the vehicle. I think when they drop another atom bomb...I want to hide in that thing.


angelaheiressnyc

whale penis leather?????lmao..wow..anything to accomodate the wealthy huh?..that sounds a bit inhumane if you ask me...anyways whomever can afford this car can most certainly afford to not live in the hood!!!1646


angelaheiressnyc

This car is ready to be shipped to Iran,Irak or any of those warfare countries if you ask me,not no hood or even a fancy suburb,I mean anyone driving that just for the hell of it would seem pointless!..I'm still boggled at the whole "penis whale "seat crap,wow!


Jerzycitydude

$HIT LOOK STUPID ! ! BUT I AM PRETTY SURE SOMEONE WACK ASS RAPPER WILL BE MENTIONING THIS VEHICLE IN A WACK ASS SONG ! !


PrettyDee

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Slugger

cars like those are for people with too much money and too many enemies. if you need that much protection to drive down the street you probably did something to deserve getting smoked over


bi-polar

As long as it doesn't pumps its own gas trust me truck can get jacked.



pagenicole

made of whale penis leather>??????umm....


Blkndeep

Nice ride.....


teeiam

UGHT OH!!!! CAN WE SAY THAT CELEBS WILL BE VISITING THE HOODS SOON!!!! LAND LOOKIN , MOVIN US UP AND OUT


teeiam

whatwhatwhat<<<<<< i dont think they're dying, just cant make any babys .... hmmmmmm nice idea for some of these ones out here makin all these damn kids and not being able to afford them or take care of them i say pu$$$y purses and Di@k shoes !!!! lol hmmm and if we did that we know Italian leather wouldnt be the hotest fabric anymore ....


kda1unv

I swear if I see this parked in a project parking lot....


blkbuddafly519

Whale penis leather?...I cant get past that part..


goback2school

Well, let's hope whomever drives this load of crap don't get bombarded on the street because this car looks like it should be riding in iraq.


nywoman23

WELL DAMN HOW BIG IS A WHALE PENIS. AND POOR WHALES.

KILLUMINATI


MsVlicious

What About Them Saints.......Unstoppable


neeceecole

@calialpha funny!


BEYOTCHPLEEZE

WHOEVER CREATED THIS SHOULD BE F.CCKED BY A WHALE DICK.


SexyToothpic

@teeiam......the leather is not made from whale sperm, it's made from the whale's P E N I S. That part cannot be removed from the body without dying.....just pointing that out to you.....so whatwhatwhat is right in saying that whales died for this SHYT!!!


Flaka

lmao @ whale penis?!


MzKush

Ok.. What now?


smileygirl

I actually like, but there is no way I could drive it!



caramelphatty

. . Whale penis leather???

It's an ugly ass truck...


Courtney76

hot wheels


monique2468

UGLY


monique2468

WHALE PENIS Y ??


mrcritic1

2MIL, 4 THAT UGLY THING?....

I THINK NOT.


MochaDLight

Dumb! Who would waste $200,000,000 on a vehicle?


hisboylover

O my think my d i c k just got hard..


Biggripatl

One whale penis can provide enough skin for one of these at a time


Goliano

Are the tires bullet-proof?


1205

If you drive it in the hood......it will get jacked....monkey determination yall


Ebonyblanco

Now I Need a Bodyguard!!! I Will Be an Endangered Species Anyday Now, Cuz I Damn Sho Got That WHALE PENIS!!!!!


BuG10

ThaT ShyTs uGLy.. ii WoNder CaN iiT TraNSforM!


mojitosolo

DAMN!!! NOW WE RIDIN ON WHALE D!CKS. WHOOOOOA NELLEY. LOL


MSAYANA

Whale penis leather? Yeah when I'm tired and want to sleep I would love to put my face on leather from a whale's penis .. nice, very nice.

And the interior ain't even nice! It looks like the interior was built in the 80's or 90's .. it looks old inside.


dml09

1) It's ugly 2) $2 MILLION FOR THAT??? 3) Whale penis? ....you must be out yo damn mind



HartShapedLips

now y would u wanna sit on whale d!ck...lol


BabyGirlMrs

If it cost $2 million, y doesn't it look better than a damn Jeep and Hummer combined? This sh*t is disgusting...

Now the new Porsche Panamera... that's a bangin azz car! Fa real!


MagnumDck

damn, what a dude gotta do around here to get that? not the suv but the money!!!


extremely_polished

i cant imagine the comfort of cruising on a whales cock

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StBernard

ALL THAT PROTECTION FOR BEING INSIDE THE TRUCK, BUT AS THE SECOND YOU STEP YA AZZ OUTSIDE THAT TRUCK.....GAME OVER!!!

DUMB AZZ SPENDING ALL THE MONEY FOR WHAT...CAN'T LIVE IN THA MUTHA F*CKER.....


sexylus

WAT THE [EXPLETIVE]!!! 50 CAN GET ONE OF THOSE!!


andshesfab

dat s.hit is ugly


ssxxysam

how many miles per gallon is all that really counts with these high gas prices


Coolprincezs

HAAATED IT


CTNJP4EVER

ITS ABOUT TIME THEY COME OUT WITH SOMETHING NEW, IM TIRED OF SEEING PHANTOMS!


mkef9779

at that rate it should talk 3 different lanaguage, include a deluxe massage chair, and vending machine!


danny11433

EVERY RAPPER, SINGER, FAMOUS PERSON, OR PERSON WITH MONEY SHOULD GET THIS CAR CAUSE HATERS ARE OUT HERE


rainbowkiid

I LOVE IT


danny11433

THIS IS SOMETHING THE MILITARY SHOULD HAVE


undressingHER

y though? you can get any car made bullet proof for much lower.



StarBabyCrazy

who wants 2 ride around in a big whale dik-mobile??? who ever car this is, they r a coon!


Mar1fan

I don't know if I would feel right having whale penis as my interior. Imagine having sex in that car- Having sex on a whale penis NO THANKS- Anyway what idiot would buy that car anyway-Who's going to throw 2million dollars into a car where in a Recession-Could you imagine how much gas this thing would use


dollish

sittin on whale penis leather...how nice...

n e ways yeah that shyt is ugly lol


ChocletMami

Whale Penis tho??? LMAO. People truly need to reevaluate themselves. That shi*t is a big azz ball of fugly.


ChocletMami

Look like the year 2050 Version of the Hummer ExT on Steroids.


MissCali_213

this looks like a transformer car...lol.. i would be nice to ride in it for a special occasion but not an everyday car....


Makeda83

lol why whale penis???


DC_Diva

So i'd be sittin' on a big azz dyck? Lovely!


Dreayonn

And the point of riding around in the bullet proof vehicle is?


MYOPINIONANTIFUR

whatwhatwhat said:

"Whales are dying for this bullsh!t?"

COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!!!


ThisBarbieChick

Whale Penis leather? C-mon!!!


mrspooh

it's ugly


customcalendars4u2

LOL Whale Penis Leather that sounds like some TUFF material! $2,000,000 is a ridiculous price tag, but since it's BULLET PROOF with the Kevlar Coating and tricked out with the Tank appeal, feel to it then the Ballers and Shot callers over in their native homelands Afghanistan and Iraq need to go head and cop that! Because it's tough in the American hoods, but I'm happy to report NOT THAT DAMN TOUGH!!!!! 4u2.com


TheDeparted

WHALE PENIS LEATHER!!!!! JESUS!!!

That car is ugly as hell for my taste. Why would you need a bulletproof SUV? Unless your in Iraq or President Obama you dont need a goddamn bulletproof car.

I wonder whats the gas mileage on this monstrosity? 5 MPG? LOL


SEXYFASHIONISTA

i CANT wait for next soulja boy song about him riding on some whale peniz seats



Sexymom

That sh!t is ugly, and the fact that whales are being killed to make this gaudy mess makes it even less appealing


AiRShawnie

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jody0862

That's the gayest suv I ever seen cuz if anybody sits on those seats is sitting on a big azz dick! Lollllll

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Sexymom

@ SEXYFASHIONISTA i CANT wait for next soulja boy song about him riding on some whale peniz seats

I think I just FLATLINDED, Jesus be a difibulater


swtj

That [EXPLETIVE] is ugly. I've seen delivery trucks with graffiti over it that look way better. Whale penis leather..seriously???!! Is it just whale leather and you threw the penis in there for shock value :-(. C'mon son.


Lloyd

Don't hate MTO! I circumcise whales for a living. Now I have a side job selling seat covers!


love2screw

if its that damn safe send it to our troops in Baghdad. they are getting blown up daily by road bombs. fucck driving that gas gusler on the road, safe sum lives.


love2screw

roadside^^^


Tank87_05

im sry but that car is ugly. i wonder which celebrity will hav 1 1st...smh


jody0862

Riding a bigazz dick! Lollll

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Lyrics

I'm sorry for the whales an dem but DAMNNNN!!!


Skysthalimit

I WANT ONE .......SO WHAT A FEW PENIS HAD TO BE DICED UP


the_thug_bible

What the hell is whale penis leather? That's the ugliest waste of 2M that I have ever seen. Co-signing on the fact that no one who could afford this waste of metal would be driving it through the hood anyway. Only a S-U-C-K-E-R would buy this.


imsickoftvnradio

He must feel real good about himself to spend all that money to sit on top of a whales penis. Dummy!

For that money that truck better have a bed, stove, shower, toilet and be able to float and drive on water.



MsKish14

Mmmmmmm Whale Penis, Dumbass [EXPLETIVE]'s!!!!!!!!


CincinnatiRed

WHAT A WASTE


ShoujoOtaku

Uggghhh. Who would seriously want to buy/drive a car from Russia?


KRina

2 MILLION!!??? hell naww fukk dat


ShoujoOtaku

Wait, WHALE PENIS??? That means I would be sitting on a D!CK???


ShoujoOtaku

I meant, I'd be sitting on a WHALE D!CK. That just ain't right. Beastiality I tells you, beastiality.


hiHES

whale penis leather?


masterd900

If I had 2 million to spare, I would just make my Ford Focus bulletproof with side flame throwers. These criminals in my hometown would still try to take that suv from the owner.


pdawg

Sad. Superficiality and materialism.


reese409

why would someone buy this sh!t?

nevermind................


pr3tty_black

LMAOOOO AFTER I SAW WHALE PENIS I COULDNT TAKE IT NO MORE? LIKE WHAT IN THE HELL????? OH LAWD. IM'A SAY THAT SHYT ALL DAY.....WOOOW. OH AND THE TRUCKS UGLY..


Empress8

Whale penis? No thanks, I'm happy with my 4runner.


ChanelQueen

Test drive only, but wouldn't dare purchase.


Reallytho

I'll keep my Jeep Commander, thank you!!


Letlovedown

Whale penis interior? What the fck SAVE THOSE ANIMALS not turn they dicks into couches.



OneHunid

I heard Pharrell has a whale penis coat...


anluvsya

that's coo...lol whatwhatwhat is on a roll as usual lmao


quebeautifulsoy

This car is doin too much


Ingrid_Fun101

wow, this is too [EXPLETIVE] much. but one day ill be able to get one if i want to:P


BigNat137

whale penis leather YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Sunkiissed

ahahahah whale penis leather? really? come on now.


icanchangeitall

That truck is pretty crazy but not $2 million crazy.

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tigerlove

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I ORDER ONE IN DARK BLUE AND I PICK IT UP THIS SATURDAY. HOLLA...


HeavenSent84

Its ugly, wouldnt want one even if i could afford it.


introspect86

LOL@ Letlovedown!


dcmetro

I can Baby buying this wit Waynes hard earn money


gentalsex

gee who cares .i would prefer to appreciate some big beautiful ladies dancing in front of me without anything dressed up better shaking their beatiful meat.i mean in the video.wat i need to do is sitting at my laptop and imaging nice bxxbs.well i recommend you a place with drooly BBW video. [link to external website removed] free to join lol .C'MON```


sxylitenig

whale penis seats, hmmmm


ghettogirlsmakeitch

BET SOULJA BOY GETS ONE


Bulletproof_Loafers

How many people in here callin that joint ugly prolly be sweatin hummers? Theyre ugly as fukk too. Atleast this one does more than just guzzle gas and obstruct other drivers' view



mzlisa

THAT IS CRAZY


FemaleCasanova

TOO BOXXY!


M-Famouz

LOL IMA N1GGA THAT THING IS TIGHT ALL IT NEED IS SOME 26'S OR 28'S LIFT IT UP A LIL N WE STUNTIN

YALL HONESTLY CANT SAY ITS NOT AS UGLY AS A HUMMER... HUMMERS ARE HIDEOUS TOO.. ITS NOT ABOUT HOW IT LOOK THO ITS ABOUT WHAT IT IS

HUMMERS AINT CUTE BUT U PULL UP ON A BROAD LIKE AYE GIRL IM IN A HUMMER COME HERE


Evee83

That s.hit is ugly. Not worth anybody's dime. Looks almost like that hideous ass Hummer.


B_Real07

LMAO wait a got damn min whale penis lol they gonna have you sittin on whale penis


kingD_atl

That sh t look like a hummer on steroids and who wanna sit on whale penis nygga that's gay


plezinu

This truck is insane...


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albow71

This is something made for billionaires with numbers on their heads like drug cartel leaders, but we'll see some dumb rap nggaz driving them around for a year before it's repossed and they are getting evicted from there 2 bedroom apartment for failing to pay the rent. Cats be azzbackwards just like that for real!


destiny34

LMAOOO @ some of these damn comments you guys are killing me...


destiny34

And I agree with whoever said our troops in Iraq need these vehicles make a better HUMVEE... why would a civilian need this kind of protection? selling a 2 million dollar street SUV? is war about to break out on U.S. soil or something?... wtf? im still in recovery over the whole "seats made out of whale penis" thing


ImBroke2

Thanks but no thanks. Even if I had it i'm not spending it on a robocop jeep. With whale penis leather.


bumpyourfeelings

the only thing missing to top it off is my penis in the seat driving it...a handsome car for a handsome man....heck yea


100toInfinity

And it should stay in Russia....

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rmatt2126

THIS IS THE 2 MILLION DOLLAR SUV THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, MOMMY. LOVE AND MISS YA'LL!!



rmatt2126

THIS IS THE 2 MILLION DOLLAR CAR THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. LOVE AND MISS YA'LL!!