: MediaTakeOut.com just learned that Amber and Kanye West are "taking a break." According to an EXTREMELY reliable snitch, Kanye is no longer dating Amber. But our snitch claims that Amber is not over Kanye (or his money) and she's been calling him DESPERATELY to try and get him back.
But there's more to the story. Amber's also taken on a female friend, reality star Tila Tequila. Check out what Tila has to say about it:
Last Summer, when Miss Rose was all over the press as Kanananazeezzyyzyzyyy’s boo and I must admit, just like everyone else, I had a MADDDD HUGE CRUSH ON AMBER!!! So one day last Summer at P. Diddy’s Annual White Party, I went there and I saw my dream girl… Miss Amber Rose! Ohhhhhhhhhhh Snap son!!!!! I’m about to goooooooo innnnnnnnnnnnnn, in a good way, of course! LOL I was thinking to myself “I’m about to do some cock-blockin on Kanananazzeyezzyyy and steal my Wifey Amber from him!” LMAO!And there’s more . . .
OK so fast forward a little bit more, we swapped numbers and kept in touch and chatted every once ina while! I was ALWAYS hollarin at her on BBM! LOL I would be like “Damn girl, when u gonna sit on my face??? Let’s make a sex tape together I wanna tap that ass so bad!” hahahaha! No I swear, I really said these things to her!And there’s more . . .
So once I bumped into her again at Kitchen 24, i was like “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeee there’s ma wifey yo!” LOLAnd finally . . .So I went over to her table, and she was also wearing something white and matched my white costume from my earlier performance that night! Not sure if Miss Amber Rose Saw the old posts I made about her when my site first launched, where I was giving her tips on how to stay relevant, but hmmm….maybe she took my advice????? Because we chatted for a bit and she told me she now decided to move to LA so she lives here now! She is trying to pitch a new non-scripted reality show and I told her that I have one that’s already done so we most DEF gotta be on each other’s show, but even more importantly, we GOTTA BE ON EACH OTHER!!! Buahahhaaaha!
Anyway, Amber is a super down ass bitch and a real sweetheart, we swapped spit for a little bit until the paparazzi came inside and started taking pics of us, so then we had to play it like we were just chillen!
Didn’t wanna get caught there! muahahaha! The minute the paps flashed pics, we stopped kissing…. UGHHHH ya see? Sometimes I like the paps, but for this particular situation, I HATE THE PAPS! COCK BLOCKING ME AND MY DREAM WIFEY MAKING OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME! GOD DAMMIT! So of course we stopped and that’s why I was laughing so much….well both of us laughing so much in the pics cuz we almost got popped making out…. but I’m fast so we stopped and just gave the paparazzi’s some nice “friendly” shots of her and i together like we were just kicking it……… but litttle do they know! muahahahahaha!
Sorry Kananananaeyeyyayeeyyyyzzzzzeeeyyzy! But I stole ya girl! ahhhhh Don’t hate me! 808 Heartbeats or whatever! I dont know what that has to do with this blog post but i think I’m giving you some pub so that way you dont hate me ok, kanananananeeeezyzyzzzeeeeyzytyzyy?!” lol
It sound like they were havin problems b4 the tequila chick who is also a nobody as well as amber.......the tequila chick tryin 2 keep herself relevent so she playin off of this but she only makin a bad situation worse, for amber that is.....she better not let this nobody *** up her meal ticket wit ye
No what's even more hilarious (besides this blatant lie..smh, MTO at it again) is the *** b.itches talk like they men, "I wanted to tap that ***"? "I wanted to go in"? WTF? tongue will never compare to d.ick. Been down that road, s.hit gets boring cause a ho can't fold my *** up like a man OWWWWW!! LOL
mto....everyone knnows tila a compulsive liar said she was knocked up by the game bwwaaahhhhhhh anyway so they took some flicks together....amber & kanye got a plan he hid out till da [EXPLETIVE] is over his taylor swift diss work on his new album and she keep his name out there...plan works!
step up ur HIGH (bwwaaaahhhh) journalistic standards bwaaahhhhhhh (couldnt say that with a straight face)
Hmmm, so let me get this straight???? This pass December, she was engaged to that heiress from Johnson and Johnson and the chick died. THEN within 15 mins of that she was fighting over the dogs. THEN!!!! she claimed she was pregnant, and that was all in December. Ugh, why is this even news? We all know that Tila is a little skinny, ufo-riding looking, lying about stuff that dont even matter, tramp. Please and who the hell is Amber Rose, I have never heard her talk, give a statement, interview, none of that. SMH Where are the real celebrities?
@itstoomuch..i don't care what you are..but too me..you just told on yourself..and i comment to you cuz you annoy the hell outta me with your snarky azz comments..i just got this pic of you in my minds eye..of a nerdy lil flat chested female..with thick schoolmarm glasses and frizzy hair in a bun..callin everybody ugly..just cuz your mad that you think yourself is ugly..other than that..i just mess with you for fun..you ole carpet muncher.
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um no. if anything they'd be kissin for real. she never even kissed kanye in front of the cameras(as if that *** was even real) but she did kiss that white gf of hers who's tryna climb on the mula ladder by flippn her hair over and makin tired faces with mario as if they just fu.cked.
i dont believe this article. plus this is mto. pics with another person and yall think the 2 are dating.
ok? and then she wrote this right after the blog
DISCLAIMER: AMBER ROSE AND I ARE JUST HOMIES! I ALWAYS JOKE AROUND WITH HER LIKE THIS CUZ SHE�S A REALLY DOWN *** CHICK, BUT OF COURSE WE DIDN�T MAKE OUT! JUST A CUTE KISS ON THE CHEEKS LIKE HOW FRIENDS DO�. LOL BUT DAYAM�..CAN A GIRL JUST DREAM FOR A MOMENT THAT AMBER AND I MADE OUT???? LOL�.. FINE KANNANANEEEYYZZZY! YOU WIN� I LOSE�. *HUGS* LOL LOVE YOU BOTH! MUAH! DISCLAIMER: AMBER ROSE AND I ARE JUST HOMIES! I ALWAYS JOKE AROUND WITH HER LIKE THIS CUZ SHE’S A REALLY DOWN *** CHICK, BUT OF COURSE WE DIDN’T MAKE OUT! JUST A CUTE KISS ON THE CHEEKS LIKE HOW FRIENDS DO…. LOL BUT DAYAM…..CAN A GIRL JUST DREAM FOR A MOMENT THAT AMBER AND I MADE OUT???? LOL….. FINE KANNANANEEEYYZZZY! YOU WIN… I LOSE…. *HUGS* LOL LOVE YOU BOTH! MUAH!
UPDATE: OH YEA, MORE EXCLUSIVE NEWS, DESPITE RUMORS ABOUT AMBER AND KANYE, AMBER TOLD ME THAT SHE AND YEEZY IS STILL GOING REALLY STRONG AND THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER AND MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER! SO THERE YOU GO! MORE EXCLUSIVES, ONLY AT www.MissTilaOMG.com so set my *** gossip site as your homepage already! U know u want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POW! KAPOW! KABOOM! lol
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Did you guys expect anything differently? She's bisexual for crying out loud all ready! If you date anyone who's bisexual, you run the risk of that person leaving you and going back to someone of the same ***. Besides, she was probably nothing but a cover up for Kanye anyway. So, I'm basically not surprised by the outcome.
first of all tila is wack and amber rose is only famous because kanye wack is piping her down but amber rose will b replaced 2morrow by another groupie thats her loss not his. ps i dont like bald headed chics .woman stop cuttin ur hair off thinkin its cute cause its not , lookin like u just had kemo therapy that !@#$ aint cool man stop it ps word on the street is tila got a yeast infection
Tila looks like an emaciated albino smurf with her hair that color. Tila don't have enough swag to ride with Ms. Rose. Amber knows what she's doing. She'll probably romp with her and maybe trick with her for a little bit of dough, but I somehow think Am either wants a manly woman (***) or a womanly man ('Ye).
Tuff-tony----You already know!!! LMAO!! I'm glad i'm not the only one that can tell that sorry *** ItstoomuchGarbage is an insecure LOSER who likes to come to these forums and act like she's the smartest thing on here,always trying to scold and insult people like her sh*itty opinion is all that matters---she probably IS a rug-eating *** I wouldn't put it past that sorry azz ***!! The more she comments, the more she reveals how pathetic she really is!
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1] why in the world does she talk like that? as i read her "statement" i could hear her annoying voice and it was TORTURE.
2] amber must stay in the shop cuz her hair has to grow fast as hell.
3] amber looks SUPER huge compared to tila.
4] i hope kanye can come back to some kinda normalcy now. it'd be greatly appreciated.
