Wow! Check Out Jessica Biel In Her Undies

: MediaTakeOut.com obtained some photos from Jessica Biel's new movie. She's come a long way from playing the Pastor's daughter. But we have to admit that - for a White girl - she's got an apple on her.

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If she has an ass you sure can't see it in these pics.


Checka2585

OK WE ALL KNOW SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SO THESE PICS A'RENT A SURPISE PRETTY FACE PRETTY BODY.


Bulletproof__Loafers

Disappointing. I don't see an apple, onion or nothing. It's decent for a white girl I guess, but I find it very unimpressive. The other pics they put up before in those tight pants really flattered the hell out of her ass, but it's gone now. The amazing disappearing ass. I give it two thumbs down.


southernslickagroupi

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she got a proportionate fatty... fa a white girl

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Bulletproof__Loafers

The writers on this site must be white, or they play in the NBA, cuz they love them some white women.


Bulletproof__Loafers

Round t1ttays though


TNBHOTTIE

OK ENOUGH NEXT!!!!!!!!!


BigTerribleTexas

LOL at MTO... yall is really on a roll this morning. I think that Jesica is cute for a white girl.


MissBensonifurnasty

That girl has a big butt but you can't really see it in this pic. I actually think she got a bigger butt than me and I'm a "sista" LOL. I think she is really pretty also. U go girl!!!


LaDYm227

PLEASE SPARE ME!


AllGrownUp

I agree that that other pic of her in that black dress looked phenomenal!! In this one she's suffering from a severe case of Noassatall!!! That can be a seriously debilitating disease!! I will pray for her. I'd still smash though!!!


creolecherries

who?


Mrblackman

MissBensonifurnasty Flag post

That girl has a big butt but you can't really see it in this pic. I actually think she got a bigger butt than me and I'm a "sista" LOL. I think she is really pretty also. U go girl!!!

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Babygirl, sad to say, but if her ass is bigger then yours then, you need to keep that mofo locked up and outta sight. Jessica's [EXPLETIVE] is horrible, so I can only imagine what you are working with.



Ineffablesista

Did I miss the POINT? O_o


realwoman

Now this looks like her real booty and she is still doing better than most of those anorexics in hollywood. Do your thang girl...but still if I stood next to you, that butt would like like Paris Hilton's! LMAO MAKE IT CLAP!


AllGrownUp

@ Mrblackman....***cosign***

Any black chick w/ less ass than THIS should immediately get on an all back-shots and fried chicken diet to beef that up!!! Just because this little butt is bigger than your doesn't mean it's nice!! I empathize MissBenson.


Mrblackman

AMen...AllGRownUp. Lol @back-shots and fried chicken diet <----too funny.


eLSoFocused

What apple?! That [EXPLETIVE] looks like an APPLE IPOD!!! Dont get me wrong she is pretty but there is definitely nothing apple about that bottom unless its as flat as an Apple Ipod forreal! LMAO hahaha!!!

all REAL apple bottoms please apply... WWW.MYSPACE.COM/elplagasofocused


lilmizzsunshine

im only 17 and my body/azz is always compared to buffy the body's...but i guess jessicas but looks ok for a white girl....no...wait holdup...i thought that white girl from the parkers and blossom had a fatty too? wheres she at?


realwoman

I agree lilmizz!! (I get compared to Buffy too!! But I hear she is an airhead, so that comparison may not be all that good. lmao)

For real, how come the white young lady from the Parker's never got the credit she was due?!?!?!!? Her baxide blows JB's out of the water and she used to seem so humble about it!!

Has anyone ever noticed that most midgets have big azzes too? Is that why people used to go crazy over midget wrestling?


MsStarStatus82

She has a body for "white hollywood" it's all about preference. She can go on the set of a movie in Hollywood and people will say she has a body but if she goes on 177th n Amsterdam ave in Wash. Heights NYC...no one is gonna talk to her...lol. It's a ll about preference.


MegRai

Yall must be from the North cause I don't see this apple, she might have a grape, but I don't see an apple. I just don't see it.


MegRai

lol@ "it's looke like an apple ipod".


straightup

Quality over quantity any day of the week. Bigger doesn't mean better. Just like big breasts, big azzes sag horribly. I've seen some big, sloppy, pimply, dimply azzes. That's not hot, not very sanitary either. After a certain size the [EXPLETIVE] is just nasty. I'd rather have a nice perky 5th Avenue booty that a big ol' ghetto booty, it's a more sophisticated look.


seeker

She looks damn good! The movie is I now pronounce you chuck and larry. It stars Kevin James and Adam Sandler as a a couple of straigh guys who have to get married to save their pension.


sassythang

She alright but I can dance circles around her.

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fisheater

what? sophisticated? white people will always have you thinking that a flat butt is sophisticated. i think as long as a chick works out it's fine. some women get a bigger butt after working out and that's great too! personally i don't think have a sag in the back of your pants is sophisticated. personally i think jessica biel looks fine, women are too pressured these days to put so much emphasis on thier bodies, while not working on the person they are on the inside. looks can only get you so far. if you are not a whole person on the inside doesn't matter how pretty you are. look at halle berry, she tried to kill herself! even though she is a pretty woman, she was nothing on the inside. i feel that we are losing feminist to boob jobs, anorexia, and bad body images. we should realize that being healthy is most important. we're putting together a crop of empty women who think that your body means more than your mind


Embarrased2Bhere

Yes, that was newsworthy. Not!



drburke

It' all about preference and location. In some areas big booty is the name of the game, others, find it overexcessive. Hey whatever your boat runs on. No she can't compare with any of us but we are not always the standard. Their are many reasons, big butts are not preferable or warranted. One is diabetes. Anytime, large deposits of fat are located anywhere below the waist, its a threat towards diabetes, knee problems, osteoarthritis and lets not mention the cellulite. So when you see that AZZ, that drives you crazy, remember what future ramifications is may bring. Cultural recognition and self image is all in well, but an issue of health is long lasting. Be informed.


moscribfu

Just where the hell was she when this pic was taken it doesn't look like was intended to be on the internet...there are clothing stores like that in Cali where you can just change in front of the rack and pick stuff off. If I were a woman changing in a store I'd be concerned


future

yeah, the writers on MTO never say sh*t about these white bitc*hes, but always quick to say crap about actually beautiful and talented black women. And what apple, pleeeeeease, get serious!!!


realwoman

Hi Drburke! Hey what kind of doctor don't know that the gluteus maximus is mostly muscle??? If you eat well (more fruits and vegetables less meat means less toxins, less toxins mean less cellulite) and exercise you can have a nice big firm muscular derriere that is as smooth as when you were a baby! Look at most real athletes. They usually have nice big behinds. lol.

Also I believe (please correct me if I am wrong) that the diabetes related fat is mostly that BELLY fat that women get...you know the pouch. If you notice many women with big tails have slim waists to match. Here is an article that gets into more detail: [link to external website removed]

I believe there was a study that showed increase of diabetes in women with the big wanga guts. Fat can be anywhere on the body and women tend to naturally have more fat on their bodies then men, so not all body fat is bad, its just TOO MUCH that is bad.

I never understood why it is okay for women to have big old saggy long boobs that when stuffed into a bra look okay, but as soon as a big butt is mentioned all of a sudden it is bad and unsophisticated?? Anyway, we know where that sentiment is coming from....


straightup

Umm, exactly where is that sentiment coming from?


eLSoFocused

Buffy's ass is serious and people shouldnt compare themselves to that because everyone I've ever heard say that was way off. Then again who knows these days fatties are everywhere and just like Jeezy said: "I Luvv It!!!"

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DeadSexyG

Did I miss somethin? WTF? She AIGHT yo but damn it is not that serious. BOOOOOOO! MTO ya'll KKK azzez get an F for this sh!t. Apple? Maybe them A-cup bitties on her chest and what the hell happened to her hips? UGGGGGHHHH! Nope sorry, she is not da sh!t. Apple IPOD, BWAAAAHAAAHAA!

And drburke, Skinny mofos get diabetes too okay. I'm a bit offended by the assumption that a big 'ol booty means bad health.


realwoman

Well before I knew who Buffy was I was seeing chicks walking around like her so it reallly isn't that rare. Look at Deelishus, Melissa Ford (before the crackhead weight loss) that chick from the Big Boi/Outkast video, That RexNEffect video etc. I once had a self proclaimed bootyologist (I attract alot of them lmao) tell me that most men don't even know how to recognize a big booty, because women have always hidden them in big coats and clothing...like suppressing it because it represents their sexuality (work/church/PTA meetings/kids football practice etc.)and that shouldn't be on display (kinda like women with big breats who wear big tops and just wind up looking fat)...I thought he had a good point.

I also had a personal trainer explain to me that not all big butts are 'real' big butts..like women who only get their butts after having a baby or gaining some weight versus the ones who have had em since they were children. I've heard the most interesting theories come from some brothers...I am not saying they are all true, but who would know more about that then the fellas!


MiznewGtBootie

i ahv a big ass cuz im thick but i dont be compared 2 Buffy da body cuz her ass look man made its ridiculus dat [EXPLETIVE] iz waaaaaaaaay 2 big 2 b sexy it looks real weird and i agree with every 1 when i say wat da [EXPLETIVE] happened 2 jessica ass she probably stuff pillows in her pants


DeadSexyG

....oh and another thing, does anyone remember when the media was tryna make it seem like havin any azz was nasty. They was all for dat white girl flat thang. Now all a sudden it's cool to have some donk if you white but if you black then your booty is still "too big" and "nasty". And as much as I hate to bring this girl up (lawd knows MTO do it enough) remember when Beyonce first went solo and everyone was askin her if maybe she thought about losing some weight cuz she so much more "curvy" than white hollywood? Dat's dat bull ya'll


adubbsgirl

LOL at mrblackman

Please she has no ass. Maybe big for a white girl. MTO has to be ran by white men. If ya wanna see a real ass check me out.

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ENOUGH SAID


shay

Yeah she is cute but how nthe hell she gon' have an apple when she barely got bottom and correct me if i'm wrong but didn't she get kicked off 7th heaven


DeadSexyG

@ blackbuttapecanrican

YEP (how bout I was thinkin of that song)!! You read my mind folk.

@ shay

You so damn funny! You said kicked off like she on survivor or somethin! Tee hee he!!!


hunnyluv78

Bulletproof_loafers....i agree with you about not seeing anything impressive. If MTO wants to crossover and start reporting on every damn body, instead of being all about "the latest african american news" then fine. Besides, black women been having azz for years.


THAT_WORD

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Is that even Jennifer? Her ass is fatter than that!

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trinareese

This chick is so overrated. Will her 15 minutes ever end because I am tired of looking at her flat azz.

I wouldn't say she got kicked off of 7th Heaven, because she wanted to get out of her contract and move on to bigger and better thngs. She just started talking very loudly and not being agreeable to the direction they had her character going so that they would want to release her from her contract a year early.


AllAlisa

she has a normal size butt...

honestly i think if her waist was a lil smaller she would have some curves... but over all her body is cute.


Mzlatiinablack

LOOKZ LIKE THIS IS TAKEN FROM A MOVIE SHOT

WATEVA WATEVA SHE DOES WHA SHE WANTS!


sexygirlnxtdoor

nice booty!

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Superfine

looks good ta me always a fan .... jus love this woman


blue912892

YO MANG

I'LL EAT THAT UP LIKE SUNDAY BRUNCH TASTY MANG

TASTY LOOKIN'

SOME WHITE CHICS GOT BOOTY FOR SURE DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED . BUT THEY DO

MUST BE ALL THAT SKIM MILK AND RANCH DREESING ??

WHITE GIRLS I KNOW LOVE THAT SHIIIIET

WHATS UP WITH THAT MANG ?!?!?


focus

Realwoman is right! The shape (and heredity of course) determines the higher incidences of diabetes. An apple shaped person (big belly or large on top, small on the bottom) is a candidate for diabetes. Pear shaped women, (small on top, flatter stomach, large hips, have lower incidences of diabetes. Heredity plays the greatest emphasis of all.


VinCee

Lets just say that she has a nice ass. Not too big, not too small. Perfecto.

Blacks on the whole get a little too carried away with what they consider nice ass. It's all cellulite. If you can make your ass clap than maybe you oughta join a gym, cuz that's ridiculous.


MarcStar

looks nice to me!! lmao @ vincee


iluv2boyz

If this girl has a nice butt, then my behind looks like Delishus...Both untrue!

Yall could've kept this pic off of the site. She look like another flat butt white girl to me.


Chitlin_Pimp

Her ass is-- blah. Kinda 2 dimensional. The lighting in the store enhances the cleft under her buttcheeks, giving it that 3rd dimension look. Plus the wedgie is extra credit. BOTTOM LINE--her ASS SUX. The IPOD bit was funny though...MTO at it's finest..loving whites, hating on blacks.


strongblackwoman

I DON'T SEE NOTHING, AND THIS PICS DEFINITELY DIDN'T HELP HER FIGURE, SHE LOOK NORMAL ON THE FIRST PIC, AND HER AS* DOESN'T REALLY SHOW ON THE OTHERS... SO MTO KEEP IT MOVIN


Mrblackman

adubbsgirl <-------Never heard of that rude.com [EXPLETIVE], but it is fa sho a good look on your end.


realwoman

VinCee Flag post

Lets just say that she has a nice ass. Not too big, not too small. Perfecto.

Blacks on the whole get a little too carried away with what they consider nice ass. It's all cellulite. If you can make your ass clap than maybe you oughta join a gym, cuz that's ridiculous. [SPAM][SPAM]_____________

Wait a minute...Blacks on a whole? Are you serious? lmao...I guess BLACKS could say that whites on a whole get carried away with what is a nice azz and if you can see the whole THONG line in the back you MIGHT want to get on a stairmaster! lmao ITS ALL ABOUT MUSCLE! It's retarded to think that every big behind is out of shape and every small behind is perfect. It is all a matter of opinion and you shouldn't hate on others for liking an azz that actually has muscle mass to it..after all that is supposed to be the biggest muscle on the body.

Why are people so upset? An apple is an apple. Nobody is saying she has a terrible shape she just doesn't have an APPLEBOTTOM!


bigdickbone4life

she has nice assest. but someone need to tell her that sh*t dont match.



SoThenISaid

Eh, she looks fine. White. Black. Whatever. She looks fine, not like skeletors Lindskank and Hilary the Nerd Duff.

My undies hardly ever match. But I'm not getting photo'd everyday.

If that is the worst she looks or the worst she does (not matching) then she's doin' aight.


blaqeye03

Vida Guerra, that's azz! jessica Biel, that's a white butt. I'm getting tired of these white women squeezing a long back with a crack running through it, into some tight jeans and calling it a badonkadonk, and tired of brothas lying to them about how good it looks, just to get a piece of azz..