MediaTakeOut.com has some INTERESTING news. Word coming out of an EXTREMELY RELIABLE insider in Jamaica tells us that track superstar Usain Bolt will be OUT for the rest of the year.
While the mainstream press is claiming that the injury is caused by some UNSPECIFIED ailment to his back, MediaTakeOut.com knows the PRECISE cause of the injury - back injury as a result of ACUTE FREAKINESS!!!
According to our insider, Usain - and his girlfriend beauty Queen Milan spent the entire week together - a few days before his BIG TRACK MEET in Stockholm last week. And at one point, the insider told MediaTakeOut.com, Usain's back 'popped' while they were in a particularly FREAKY position.
Usain's official condition is that he's "resting" for the remainder of the year. And is expected to beat FULL STRENGTH next year.
DANG . . . next time MISSIONARY ONLY while in training . . . OK!!!
Members of teh press are REQUIRED to credit MediaTakeOut.com fr this EXCLUSIVE report
whatz so freaky bout him gettn some wit a bag ova his head
thatz a ugly man - the faces he must make
omg - how can she be wit him sexually
i can believe dat!!! jamaicans don't ramp. lol
i can believe dat!!! jamaicans don't ramp. lol mash up dat bloodclatt!!! lmao
*** lightning Bolt.....we need you runnin'...Milan apparently has some tricks.
This story doesn't even sound right to me.
I INJURED MYSELF ONCE HAVING ROUGH *** SEX WITH THIS BOY THAT LIVES ON MY STREET IN DECATUR, GEORGIA. HE'S KIND OF HUNG AND WHEN I SAW WHAT HE WAS WERKIN' WIT, I ASKED TO BE GENTLE WITH ME....BUT HE WASN'T ----HE WAS ROUGH!! (I LIKE IT THAT WAY SOMETIMES BUT NOT WHEN HE IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE) ANYWAY, HE STATED TO PUSH IT IN MY BUNG-HOLE AND MY POOR BOODLE COULDN'T TAKE IT! I BEGGED HIM TO TAKE IT OUT BUT HE KEPT SHOVING IT IN DEEPER AND HARDER. NEXT THING I KNOW HE HAD SPLIT ME WIDE OPEN AND I COULDN'T *** FOR DAYS!!!!
good he needs the rest. time to get paid doing endorsements and stuff. he doesn't need to waste his talent on anymore season races. olympics will be here soon.
ewwww he wasted his career for that ugly big forheaded *** b!tch???
D@MN I KNEW SHE WAS A GROUPIE, HE DNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF DUDE SHE WILL GO 4
Wow, that must have been some good stuff nicca!
I don't care what you attempt, you're an athlete... grow a set chump! BUT SHE'S
BAD, I MAY THROUGH HER BACK OUT, BUT NEVER ME!
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES MIKE HARRIS ADDS "NO ***" TO THE END OF HIS COMMENT, IT STILL SOUNDS ***!!!!! WTF MIKE JUS COME OUT THE CLOSET ALREADY LOL....
Go Jump in a Lake... this is ***
wow her kat mustve been on point u know its good when u start puttin yo body in positions that may cause pain lol
smfh dumb ***
*** yardies! Hehe
She kool, I remember her, thought he was with one of the RayJ chicks though. Usain keeps it moving.
Yeah right don't believe it.Do better MTO
***...wtf was he doing...bending over backwards tryna f*ck ?!!!!
- lmfao....this cnt be a true story
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Hey that happens when us women got it going on down below. With me,I have em comin back like boomerangs. SHE BLEW HIS BACK OUT!!
He has to be hung....'cause he tore up from the floor up...just sayin...lmao
I'm Sorry Mike Harris If You Haven't Came Out As A *** Man You Defiantly Are Not Keeping It A Secret Anymore!!
That's why they always tell the athletes not to engage in any vigorous "activity" while in training. ***, she must have put it on him good! Lol.
you messin up Usain...first you get beat by Tyson ***...now we are finding out, your weakness is ***!
c'mon son...get focused
***!!! i wonder what sexual position it was (NO ***)
DANG USAIN MUST BE GOOD IN THE BED WITH HIS PRETTY AZZ!! AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS PACKING ALOT!! I WISH HE COULD PACK THAT TOOL UP MY ***!!! DANG!!!PRO *** YES TO SKITTLES AND JOLLY RANCHERS!!!
He is a TRACK STAR! He'll be ok!
I doubt it.
I don't believe this ***! LOL
@realchcoizbkl. The *** iz out. A blk women must have dump u 4 the other so ur hurt. Awww. Get ova it loser, u must wasnt doin ur job right. And please pple stay on topic. The girl is pretty stop hatin pple
@Snizzle:Is saying Usain Bolt looks like Shaka Zulu supposed to be an insult? Why do MTO's contininuously refer so negatively to Africans or dark skin? Why do we ridicule our ancestors,the slaves, when the slaves sacrificed their lives so that we would have our freedoms today? Our dark skin is the skin God gave us, it is natural - it is not shameful. Our dark skin does NOT place us lower on the totem pole than white skin. Why have you allowed yourselves to be brainwashed by the white society we live in? We should be taking pride in our roots, just as other races take pride in their own.
Say whatevr you want Shaka Zulu was sexy! Evrything is sexy about warrior turned king. The mans features were on point too.
LOL! Thats a lie. He injured himself during the match between he and Tyson ***
after he lost. I watched the race. lol smh
I HOPE HE AIN'T GIVE HER A MONEY *** AS FAST AS HE RUN =)
NOT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN. BUT I'VE DONE THAT TWICE.
Dumb azz! He should have been keeping it to a minimum since he was training.
How can they credit something to y'all when you misspell the...
THATS WHAT HIS DUMB *** GET FOR TRYNA BE ALL EXTRA IN BED...
<----Likes to sing the whisper song while im banging. Beat the pusy up, Beat the pusy up.
so he literally stalled his career for some p***y???? not a good look... then again who can ever believe what mto says..
reading realblackischocolate 's posts is so *** ken painful.. WHEREtf did u go to school??? Your opinion means sh*t if no one can understand what the hell you're trying to say... not just that your points aren't valid. I honestly can't even get that far to make that determination.. Get it together.. appearing ignorant is not attractive AT ALL
OH PLZZZZZ.....*** STORY!!!
LMAO @ Cokerboy
Represent lol! But dont be messing up that back. We need you. Jamaica stand UP!
*No pun intended :D
Lmao @ stormywwather
That's funny to me but stupid of him! Though he didn't exspect for that to happen I'm sure he is sitting there contiplating how he has set back his career. I guess hiS $ IS tall like him and he can do that. Big up to the girl........... for *** him so *** proper that she left that negro disfunctional.......... I can relate! LOL
That BS! The only thing hurt is his feeling from losing to Tyson ***. Now all of a sudden a week later he hurt having ***! C'mon Son! Getthefuckouttaherew iththatbullshit!
Wow he is ugly!
So believable......... NOT!!
HE IS UGLY *** SHE LOOK LIKE NICKI....
I did not like her on College she is jus a boogie, diva, && an drama queen how she goin 2 ask Kyle if he *** when u first meet him??He would tell u sooner or later dat he was......(back to da topic) Havin really gud *** ii guess u should hav slow down alittle LoL
He's ugly and HE'S PROBABLY TAKING THIS BREAK TO REALIZE HE'S NOT FASTER THAN EVERYBODY BECUZ HE JUST LOST THAT RACE TO THAT OTHER DUDE HAHA... He need to stop tryna be a celeb now he getting all these endorsements
Mi agree with Mabeline......
tyson *** just beat that azz
in it 4 the money only cause this aint hers' type
I realize that some ppl talkin that hate sh*t about dude y cuz he from another country an he come an show some of yall how to do it.....so fu*k off an usain bolt to the world
LMAO!! Well ***
lol @ the first picture...and the incident to go with it lol just crazy
An mto calm down an get your facts straight ppl answer to anythin wat the media say cuz they dont find sh*t out themselves now bolt hit his back becuz his back gives him the power to run and if a runner run for many years it happens it aint got nuthin to do wit ***
SMDH Tryna blow her back out *** blew out his LoL
...i don't know bout ''wild ***''...but them 2 ugly *** need to be released into the wild...
*** they were getting it in. That is how you do it though, boring ***=epic fail.
Try some new *** and get your freak on, but try not to pop your back out in the process. That isn't a good look lol.
Kama Sutra will put a hurtin' on the best of em'
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!
Honey all of this is just Crazy!
I need a Man to Blow My Back Out too!
Give your man some Peach Koolaid and he'll
beat yo back out chile..
This man is breakin' records and settin' records and the thing y'all have to say is he's ugly. Who give a 'F' how he look. Congrats Tyson *** on your latest victory. Usain has to come correct now cause these other track runners ain't playing. These dudes is runnin' around the track like Speedy Gonzales.
smack it up flip it rub it down oh nooooo...my back!
lmao but I bet if you have to scratch the surface of this story it had not a dam thing to do with ***. Only MTO can rhapsodize a story like no other.
@sexxxyT...wuz happenin...them 2 look like to a zulu tribe talking in clicks...
That's a bunch of malarkey.
AA men & Afro-Caribbean men are not virile
in the bedroom. That's a *** joke.
He should've though twice before trying all thos moves in the Karma Sutra book.
That *** aint for everybody.
Talk about puttin' ya back into it
That happened to me once but he must be new to gettin azz cause u feel it in ya back when the pain start he been trying to be ron jeremy and push threw the feelin and now he out for tha season what a dummy
SHE SNATCHED UP SUM MONEY *** PUTN *** WORK. DAT WHAT SHE SUPPOSE TO BE DOIN
usain bolt the *** truth on the track field black self hate in full effect with the what he look like comments and martial artist and non martial artist buy/rent the dvd/blu-ray ip man (bruce lee"s mentor) *** is off the hinges yall won"t be dissappointed!! u.s. version is out i had mine a year and half ago though lol(hong kong version subtitles).
@ Juicie What are u talking about? You are not spose to mess up the cash flow. thats bad bizz
Thatks messed up
she looks like a tiger ...see yall *** need to know yall cant blow all our backs out ...
The only time I hear this mans name it's related to *** sex and more *** oh wait he is packin so he is sexin sumone... Does this cat have talent?? Foh
she aint pretty she is to dark no bueno
Yeah ***'*** rite! Please, he's in good shape, don't think he had an injury *** her! She pretty but she 2 skinny! Mabe if she was thick like me, then I could c it!
I do agree that he is too fit for something like this. Its probably just a rumor, but I wasn't there so I dunno. But if this is true, what the hell was they doing? Wow
I hope she puts on bag over his face when they freak. Jeez. Well, I'm sure his bank account is handsome.
*** why are you guys all up in there bedroom a black man get somebody pretty and all black people do
is hate. Shes pretty hes hot and successful *** Wishem Well and let them be. Maybe people should
hope that he is a good man and she is a good woman and together they are going to be great and just be
positive some time. Shes gorgeous so let him do him. I dont get all the negativity for no reason at
all.Hopefully everything is okay
LOL..; Yal sum *** liars.
@MIKE HARRIS-JUST B-CUZ U SAY NO SKITTLES AND ALL THAT OTHER STUPID STUFF DOESNT MEAN UR NOT REALLY ***. ITS JUST SAYINGS THAT PEOPLE USE FOR THE MOMENT. WHEN U TALK ABOUT ANOTHER MANS *** SIZE. UR ***. NO JUICY FRUIT.. LOL
I remember her from College Hill. They must have been trying some crazy kama sutra
AHHHHH! Wa de bumba clot me back me a trow out!!!
lol if that happened to him what did her ting ting look like ugh lol
www.twitter.com/Britt727.....get at me
mike harris come to Jamaica and talk that kinda sh*t and see what happen to ur nasty a$$.
Eeww to him & that whole sitcheeashon [yea i said it like that on purpose i kno itz situation]
dat gud 4 his ugly black burt cookie monster lookin ***