: There's a brother up in Harlem that lost his DANG MIND. Apparently JUST BECAUSE he's not in jail, he considers himself a GOOD CATCH. And so he set out an OUTRAGEOUS list of demands for any woman that wants to date him. And he put the list on TELEPHONE BOOTHS around New York city.
Oh, and dude is 40 and lives in his mother's apartment . . . in the PROJECTS!!!
Here's how the NY POST is describing it:
A pudgy, fanny-pack-wearing 40-year-old man who lives with his mother is so desperate to find love, he's posting handwritten personal ads at payphones around the city.Note to brothers out there . . . not being incarcerated and having a job is NOT ENOUGH to make you a good catch. Sheesh, that's what every man SHOULD have . .On paper, Malik Turner sounds like a fairly eligible bachelor -- at first: He's single, gainfully employed as a "sorter/bagger" for the United Parcel Service, loves the color red, roots for the Rangers and Jets.
The Harlem man loves movies, nightclubs, Coney Island and Atlantic City. His hobbies include playing video games and riding the subway.
Written in clear print and with extreme specificity, Turner's ad says he's seeking a blond, long-haired, "big-chested, curvy, leggy, voluptuous (NOT FAT)" woman -- or women -- age 21 to 45, "willing to take turns paying on date (NO GOLDDIGGERS!!!!!)."
Check dis out... It's grown women living in the projects who set their standards high as well.. Hell just because he down bad dont mean he gotta want someone who down bad just like him...I think it's because he want a non-negro woman....(smh)
On another note... 40 and still staying wit his Ol'girl...Maybe his mom is sick and he's the only person who can care 4 her....If that's not the case...Shame on him
WTF..you fat, on the down low, living in your mamas basement, a** n*gga take a good look at yourself why would a woman that looked like that talk to your bum a**..I'm gonna give you a list cut the old a** perm, lose some weight, fix the gap, and move outta your mamas basement..Whoopie Goldberg wouldn't even look at your sloppy a**... you fat bast*rd..ugh
It is not going to be hard for him to find a white chick. A black women will not have him but a white chick will scoop him up because she wants to get f.....by a black man no matter how broke he and busted he is. Trust me he is going to have some busted white chick real soon on his arm and by the looks of this buster who cares??? He is doing black women a favor.
SMH HOWS HE GUNNA STILL BE LIVING WITH HIS MAMA
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First off he needs to learn how to spell (I noticed he didn't list his EDUCATION!)and secondly it sounds like he's looking for either a prositute or a porn star! And after the publicity he gets from this, I bet there will be some women looking for him! On another note, how the hell he havin threesomes in the apartment with his moms?
Tastysis LOL @ Simpysexy
He looks like Whoppi's gay hair dresser! Two snaps up and a fanny pack twist! LOL! On the real tho I think he must be Autistic or Mildly retarded! His fanny pack matching that shirt!!! LOL Where is Debbie cakes when u need her!!??? -------------------- Yeah, I thought he was either fruity or special. LOL.
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!! This has got to be the dumbest thing i seen today & no i didnt even have to read MTO'S other stories!!...@sexytranny: im so damn thankful! LOL Im laughing but he just might catch a dumb blonde LOL long as your a black guy w/ a penis: a white girl will surely be hanging from it!! LOL Good riddance!! YAAYYY ANOTHER ONE IS GOOOONNNNEEE!! LOL ~ Hey hey Goodbyeeeeeee!!
LMAO, he left out his height. How convenient! (Since it appears he's 5'7 or somewhere under).
This midget/loser will be single for life. LOL!
That note screams: "I'm extremely desperate and lonely"!
No woman, in her right mind wants a short, rachet, project, loser who still lives with his mama!
This ugly ass troll needs to go back under the rock he crawled out from.
A laborer, pa-lease. No one with anything going form themselves is going to settle for an ugly, illiterate guy like that. What is he doing with himself. Is he standing on a corner. Is that a 50 cent poster board and crayola marker. I am so not impressed with his physical appearance.
Nope, just another ghetto mess.
@swtchocolatykizz: LMFAO!!!!!Sis,I'm so for a bm wanting the best too but this guy here seriously needs a reality check! No self respecting,regardless of color/ethnicity/race aspires on being anywhere near a loser like this! Unless he has a whole lot of $$$ & it's nothing but a straight up business arrangement! Real talk!
It's great & only natural to have certain expectations when seeking a mate but @ the same time,you can't be delusional! LMAO!!! Especially when you don't even have a 1/3 of all the things your demand!
Hey this is what all the baby momma's should have that have children before there 25. These baby mommas are a problem to.. They look like this dude to real working men that are really good catches who have their own.. Baby mommas at any rate who have kids and are not married = fail.. Let's speak about that MTO.. Are you a baby momma to?
Dear Mr. Malik,
I am everything that is not on your post. I am BLACK AS SH*T!, foul mouthed, bald-headed, and skinny as all hell. I have only 4 teef and the little hair I do have are napped up around my edges. I have herpes and crabs with a touch of gonorrhea, I'm illiterate (I have one of my 10 kids to type this for me) and did I mention only 4 teef (yeah, that's right babe, good head all day). So if you can't love me 4 who I am, then please do not reply.....
Ah no, seriously please do not reply....
If you reply, I may have to end it all.
@swtchocolatykizz, thanks for the update.
Black people need to learn when they are being laughed out. Ask yourself this, why would they pick up a story like this and put a pic of him with the story looking like that? I could see all the white people in their offices passing this around and laughing. Even the white women jokingly saying"he's too good for me".
All jokes aside, all women of all races have standards. To state that he would be better off with a white woman is a slap in the face to them.
@ Ilovenonblackgirls, let me explain something to you. In this ad, he stated that he does not want anything serious, just sex. Perhaps his fantasy is to experience sex with another race. Can't knock him for that. He has probably been tasting chocolate all his life and wants a different flavor. Trust me, there is not one black woman who is offended by this man. I have been dealing with black men all my life. I know the deal.
@ ILOVENONEBLACKGIRLS
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-----> Bhahahahahaahahahaha haha'!! Omg . This is F U N N Y!! His ugly ass really think he going 2 find some chick who look like what he said, and REALLY DATE HIM!? And if he like skimpy dressed chick's they must be some kind of whore if they wear what he said on a daily basis!! Duhh. And this [EXPLETIVE] is ugly , fat , broke himself , live with his mama at age 40!! So who is he 2 talk about what kind of woman he want ? He should take WHATEVER woman come his way looking like he do'!! Ugly as people dont have options!! Where they do dat at ? . Lmaoooo
you see he asking for a white girl...cuz he know dam well he cant get a black one looking like that. he in harlem surrounded by black girls and still cant get one lol so now he is desperate. white chicks yall gone and jump on this one right here. go be his white prize lol cuz we sure as hell dont him
Umm, yea...okay; good luck with that homie, lmfao!!!!! Before you can demand anything from a women you need to GET OUT YOUR MAMA'S APARTMENT...(not even a house, it's an apartment!)so while you are talking about women being REAL...you are not keeping it real. Being "independent" means having your own. You ride the subway (no vehicle) you live with your mama (no place of your own) and you can't spell...PROOFREAD brother.
fat [EXPLETIVE]....he need to go get his ugly ass life together. dressing tired. looking corny ass hell and got the nerve to be choicy and who the fukk wears a mini skirt and daisy dukes in fukkin cold ass new york???? he got on a dam coat himself but the woman should be freezin her ass off wearing hoe outfits everyday?? stupid [EXPLETIVE]
LMAO really??? Ugh a lot of Harlem dudes have nothin goin 4 themselves, just a lot of bum-ass dudes still ridin on Cam'ron and Jim Jones and em coat-tails. And lyin swindlers..that's y I learn to keep it in my boro my QU dudes neva do me wrong...another thing MTO y yall had to put projects in caps...like that's a bad thing they all called NYCHA and there is nothin wrg wit livin in them unless u live in BK,BX or SI in them lol. As for the lame dude he has a lot. He's only gonna end up wit a fat desperate chick or a crazy desperate chick
@the preverbial hater....yea thats all you is a fukkin hater. well im dark as a hershey chocolate bar smooth pretty black skin. hell naw i dont feel bad cuz this broke down ni99a right here want a white girl. please this ni99a dreaming if he think he can get any dam kind of women. first of all i got man. second of all i aint never had no problem getting a man....you the one on here looking stupid. you sellout angry ass brothas is just mad cuz we dont want you. everybody know a white girl is a your second choice
Tastysis.. That backwards thinking shouldn't be rewarded.. That's what you was suppose to do. Kids before marriage is a fail.. Just because you graduated and got two degree's. It can be assimilated to the same backwards thinking here. So giving credentials after you failed ain't cute. But, alot of women speak that dumb ish and believe it. If you had a choice to do it the other way around I'm sure you would have.. If you don't agree with that your not as smart as you pretend to be.. So if we don't give kudos to this backwards thinking you don't get it either..
Funny thing with bm like this! He is dead azz serious! My finance's Best friend does not date bw and he is now with a ww that gets sloppy drunk and calls blk people n*ggers! LOL! This is why I dislike white people because even when they aren't "racist" they still are! She is unattractive and dates bm by shire process of elimination! LOL SMDH!
@Will20378 so u have met and sat dwn wit evry1 fr the east coast and we all told u that we live in the pj's??? Really?? I knw ur tryna b funny but that was a ignorant ass statement. I have my own apt in NYC so ur lil statement is false. U sound like a hata actually bcuz if u lived in NY u and ur moms wouldn't b able 2 afford 2 live in ANYTHING here so subway tunnel for u booboo
You mean to tell me all those places he hangs out at - he can't find a woman. I'm not even going to call out looks, etc., because in the long run - you will want someone who treats you good, not looks good. We all are going to grow old (IF WE LUCKY) and our looks DO change. So I won't go there about his looks. Good luck in your search for LOVE. Finding it is not hard - keeping it is HARD AS HELL. Take a clue from me, one day you happy as heck, the next day you want to kill a MOFO. LMAO
JustCause
I don't deal in would have, could have, should have! I deal in reality! Reality says folks have free will & will make mistakes, choices & decisions that may negatively affect them! I'm not an advocate of single parenting, however I give any parent respect 4 raising their children solo because most women don't choose 2 be single it kind of happens that way sometimes! What u said is a broad generalization ,that doesn't help the problem much like saying "don't have sex rather than saying if ur gonna do it have protected sex"! SMDH! Ur point had Nothing 2 do with this raggedy man!
@Will20378 (applause) that is SPLENDID buddy u did good 4 urself..happy u got a house (probably rent a ctr furniture in it) a yard (wit junk decoratin it) and a pool (wit dirty water in it) ur not sayin much cuz any1 fr ny can go live there and get a house the same size of urs or bigger so wat u provin hata??? And take a bath?? Sweety tell ur wife 2 take a bath mayb ur ass wouldn't b on here then...and get off ur balls..shyt I fell off they were so small..
@TexasnotGlamorbitch; There you go again with your assumptions. I'm over My PC laughing at you, BlackBitch20, and all youNiggas Babysitting MTO. You dirty Butt Bitch. You need to log off Your P.C. and wash your funky ass before you start calling People a Bum. I do thisShit for fun. I got more class than all of you on my worst day.
It's not that a poor, ugly broke down black man wants a white woman! He's another one of those black men that think because of his big black dikkk, white women are eager enough for it to overlook that the fact that he's a bum and a loser. It's just like Dennis Rodman----no black girl was EVER checking for him. But white women went for him out of curiosity and to fulfill their "gorilla fantasies" of being ravaged by a big black man. Dumb negroids not only think that's a compliment, they think all white women feel that way. A poor, crusty bum a$$ black dude, has enough sense to know that a black woman would not even glance in his direction. And for the record, Harlem is now FLOODED with caucasians, thanks to gentrification. He just might have some luck finding a snowbunny over there. Keep your head up, Playa!
i see nothing wrong with what he saying because those his standards. Now u have all these hoodrats that have all these demands to with no assets but nobody says anything about that. These women work a little dead-end 9 to 5 job making 10-12 bucks in hr but they attitude is like the just close a million dollar deal. soo all u ladies please and let this dude get the women he wants.
This sorry ass bastard will get a pass because he's in new york, shiiii! Poor and sorry muthafuckas are the same everywhere. The truth is, bitches fight over shyt like this everyday. So before any of you get on here comin at mad, fall the fuckkk back because it's not about a specific region. All I'm saying is that people need to stop turning against their own people because they live in a specific region. There are sorry ass bums all over the place.
love how some of the black guys are saying "the dude just got standards" when he has NOTHING to offer women
but black women with degrees and top businesses are looking for decent men and they are called stuck up.
this is what i dont understand about black men - these ridiculous double standards
and the fact that this ugly dude wants a white woman after he probably played and fathered a bunch of black women's kids - is prime reason why so many black women choose not to date black men any longer.
black men generally just have nothing to offer a woman and they hate their skin. so sad
@Will20378 u r 1 funny mofo..I like how u throw out statments tryna find out info. Look @ my pic does it look like I have trouble findin some1 ha. Uneducated??? Lol I graduated fr HS and went on to college, still attending tho. Let's see wat else u said hata....I do hair in Bk lol...I dnt live in BK I live in Queens...and doin hair?? I don't knw how that's y I go to a salon I can afford to since I work in MANHATTAN makin more than u and ur wife as managers @ the Piggly Wiggly dwn there combined...and she does hair out yall kitchen that's how u knw about that shyt...think u so slick lol smh
- TRUTH BE TOLD NO SISTA IS GONNA BE WITH A MAN LIKE THIS ANYWAY NOR ARE DEY CHECKIN FA HIM. HE WONT BE ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM AND HE IS A LAME. STILL UP IN HIS MOMMA CRIB PROLLY LIVIN OFF FOOD STAMPS. DA ONLY FAT AND UGLY WHITE LATINA WOMEN WILL MESS WIT DIS NYGGA AND IF HE TRYIN TO GET A FINE MAMI HE NEEDS MONEY OR THEY WONT GIVE HIM A SECOND LOOK. DIS NYGAA GOT A FANNY POUCH ON AND SHYT LMAO DAS SUM FUNNY SHYT MA DUDE -
@ blkhit20 most of the time I ignore you, but not today. A week ago you said you were 20 and now you are 21? And you say you are "in school" but on this very same post you said that you and your dad were out making money? Which is it?
The only thing I see you doing is stay on this site all day long talkin bout "peasy neck" this and "porch monkey" that. Your crap is tired and you need to stop trying to validate yourself because your live in NY and there are educated men in your family. Didn't anyone ever tell you to stop talking when you were a child? Take your teenage ass on.
First off, this nucca is POPPED to the Gods, broke and still living with his Moms...IN THE PROJECTS, no doubt. Where did this broke ugly,nucca get the confidence to post this pipe dream. On top of that, he is wearing a fanny-pack and a slicked back cat-licked perm. No B!tch please try again and explain to me where they doin this at. Oh yes and he looks Zesty to boot. No Maam. DO NOT WANT!! Then he have enough nerve to say NO GOLD DIGGERS, as if he got something to dig for. I'm all for folks having standards, but if you want a 10 YOU better be a 10. Ugh I'm needing this fool to go take a whole bottle of Sominex and take his badly shaped and ugly @ss to bed and stay sleep, FORREAL!!
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@ swtchocolatykizz, agreed. I think MOST black men who have developed a preference for white (and like) women is because they've been rejected so much by their own; But it's not those women's fault that he's LAME.
@ Constancebenzua, exactly! LoL
@ True_Beauty_Bklyn87, ALMOST - the fanny pack is throwing him off!
@ The-Proverbial-Hater, I hear you - but I think it's more the other way around: the black chicks didn't want HIM. What he seeks is visual only, lacking depth. He just wants something to fucck on, and be seen with - not love. And you almost sound like you're talking about ME!
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Shout Out To All The regs! Its been a min MTO cause I can't phuck with all this negativity! Anywho, this dude is funny as hell! I hope he find what he looking for cause I wouldn't want him to piss on me if I was on fire! I agree with the other posters, he set his standards to what he know he can get, so there is no harm in being realistic about ur abilities. Peace to all! And please stop the hate, that shyt gets old! Even on MTO!
I know his ole yuckmouth asz ain't demanding something from anyone. his broke busted asz. typical niqqa. Most black men who go after only white or hispanic women are worthless and they know this..they are too weak for black women(because a good black woman will make them better themselves) so they go get a white chick who is stupid enough to pay his bills so he can sit on his asz and do nothing. Thats why i look past most niqqas who wanna date non black girls(and they black themselves). They dog out their own women and now they wanna dog out every other race too? hell nah niqqa GTFOH
This has to be one of the most funniest post you n!ggers have put up to date....Any GOOD WHITE WOMAN who would stoop so low as to have sex with a retarded jungle bunny should be shot in the face. black men make my stomach hurt and my eyes burn but their mammies make my penis feel good HA HA HA HA!!!
@BLKHIT WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANNA BE BLACK?? I'M JUST TRYING TO EXPOSE YOU LAME COON NIQQAS FOR ALWAYS TRYING TO GET AT US WHITE GIRLS, WHEN WE DON'T WANT YOU. WE DON'T WANT THIS BROKE DOWN ASZ NIQQA. LIKE I SAID BEFORE YOU GUYS ALWAYS IN A WHITE GIRL PU$$Y BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK AND DON'T WANT TO GET A JOB AND WORK AND PROVIDE LIKE A REAL MAN. I KNOW BLACK WOMEN CAN BE MEAN AND RUDE SOMETIMES BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY, BECAUSE ITS SOME REAL REALLY SORRY ASZ BLACK MEN OUT THERE AND THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF ONE.
ITS FUNNY HOW MOST SORRY ASZ NIQQAS WANT A NON-BLACK GIRL. I THINK ITS SO THEY CAN MOOCH OFF OF THEM AND NOT BE TOLD TO GET A JOB.
@MAD-LAD YEA LAME BLACK MEN DO HOLLA AT ME. BUT THE FATHER OF MY CHILD IS NOT ONE OF THESE LAMES. I'M SURE HE DOESN'T SWEAR OFF BLACK WOMEN SO HE CAN MOOCH OF OF ME BECAUSE HE PAYS MY BILLS. HE IS ONE OF THE FEW BLACK MEN WHO HAS THEIR SH1T TOGETHER. BUT MAJORITY OF BLACK MEN WHO SWEAR OFF BLACK WOMEN ONLY DO THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE SORRY AS HELL AND DON'T WANT A SISTA TO BE ON THEIR BACK ABOUT GETTING A JOB. THEY RATHER BE A LAZY BUM. I KNOW WOMEN WHO WORK 2 JOBS. AND HE GOT HIS FAT LAZY ASZ SITTIN UP SOMEWHERE MAKING DEMANDS WITHOUT EVEN HAVING 1.
man it's some ugly ass [EXPLETIVE] from the projects always trying to be more than dem [EXPLETIVE] is!
stfu bama ass [EXPLETIVE] trying to push past all these beautiful black queens!
latino women is ugly without hair they look just like they men with a big face and yellow ugly skin and those white skinny or fat bitches always look like cave hoez! man fukk mto yall aint [EXPLETIVE] puttin down black women every day they the finest creatures on the earth fukkers
Will120378; what type of man are you to argue back & forth with a female you NEVER seen?? You dumb pussyheadedcocksucke r You keep posting to me like I could give 2 no 3 Shyts about you, either you on your period & you mad you cant get ya p.ssy eaten or You just anotha bum ass niqqa with no f*ckin life agruin over the net with a female....suck a huge one & fall back ho!
LMAO @ Blktiits20 faqqot ass Malik Tunner looking ass! Blkhit20 is MTO's biggest troll. Slipped up and exposed all your other screen names,huh? Lol, tell the MTO'rs you really are in school, just don't forget to tell them you @ the Fashion Institute! LMAO! Remember all the stuff you told me about Americas Next Top Model? huh? all that shiit, that NO straight man would care about. You flaming fruit-fly! Remember when I thought you were a girl and you got defensive saying u were a soft guy? Huh?
NY and up north n1ggas straight pu$$y mane.
Thats why 50 cent and his G(A)Y-UNIT crew was scared to come out the Hotel in Houston when Z-Ro, Trae and RAP-A-L0T Mafia was waitin on them B1TCH a$$ n1ggas. They didnt kno all that bumpin the gums [EXPLETIVE] dont fly down souf mane.
"Sh1t get hectic N1gga, I'm from TEEEXXXAS N1gga" - R.I.P. Pimp C
Blkhit20 go on with all that lame shiit you talking. Why would a woman want you at all? Who cares if you in college? nigg@, i went to college! whoopty-freakin-doo, set off the firecrackers and sparklers, the lil nigg@ went to college. IT'S what you THINK of black women that should have us running for the hills, you confused muthaphuka!
LMAOOOO!! Damn he fuc.ked up in the game and is definitely living in a fantasy world. First of all he's ugly as [EXPLETIVE]. Busted from head to toe. No face. No body. #FAIL Black females probably don't even look his way. Damn and not even the bum hoodrat baby mama black fat out of shape bitches want his ass?? And he in the projects too? Wow
And besides looking like a 40 year old grown ass lesbian stud, dude lives at home with his mother. Where they do that at?? And then he said he has a Lamborghini, Ferraris, Jeep Grand Cherokeess, and Hummers?? If he has all that then why do he ride the subway and live with his mother? #DEAD. And why he didn't ask about they education?? This sh!t is too sad man.
This is crazy. He's doing all black females a favor. I don't meet his requirements anyway. I'm black and under 21. LOOL
He's keeping it real....
Nobody rips broke women for chasing ballers, yet we rip men who simply have requirements...
He has a list of things he likes in a woman, should he settle for anything b/c he lives at home??
Meanwhile, Shaniqua (on welfare) at the club, shaking her ass--looking for a daddy to take care of her 6 kids.... or Brenda (from projects) strips on weekends n goes to school during the week...
Are these women any better??
Black woman aren't desperate, fool. Black woman understand all the hatred is based in simple jealousy and envy. People don't used all that energy on people they don't care for. There's a thin line between love and hate. Black woman are coping it sweet especially from black men. Translation: They hate what they can't have.
@blkqueen who are they. You only heard one dumb ass say that. It was "DaMan2011" an he mad because he had a crush on me thats why he use to stalk me around. An also me BLKHiT20, an ladytopshotta busted DaMan20/Ilovenonblackgirls. An beside he can't think of anything else to use. Everyone kno thats not true so who care what he think. So you cant start nothing even if you tired. An sound like you trying FAIL.
That's only @kinfolk anyways.
His dick too little for a black chocolate lady so he wants a Non black or Lightskin girl that'll stay and put up with his little uncircumcised dick. I get it we chocolate woman are aggressive and we tell the truth. We don't hold back for [EXPLETIVE]. That's why you have resentment with us chocolate ladies cuz we don't settle for less. YO HEARRRRD!
Step it up [EXPLETIVE] in 2010 and stop making a list that you can't keep up with
How can someone be wifey material when you a [EXPLETIVE] yourself?????????
Oh gosh! ????Did NUNU say that????
@BLKHiT20 lol I know something is wrong with DaMan2011 everyone who he see talking to me DaMan attack them. He saw you, FAY, an loosecannon talking to me an ever since than he been attacking yall. I dont kno DaMan keep stalking me even when I dont say anything to him he still trail me around like a lost puppy dog. DaMan2011 get help I dont want you.
LOL @ Blkshit2inchdick
Oh yeah nobody can phuck with u! Ur the King of MTO that was raised in a "well off" family from the upper west side of the city & u go 2 a IVY league school getting str8 A-s yet ur here EVERY DAMN day fighting with folks, while u have numerous spelling and grammatical errors! LMAO! Blkshithead ur an anomaly!
Hey SexyT!
I was laughing so hard @ these comments! Blksheet deserves the ass kicking he got! Str8 materalistic, elitist, immature and stuck up! Ninja, no body cares what school u went to, where u grew up @, etc! He brags about this sheet and assumes erry one else is poor, uneducated and ghetto! Humility will take u far brother! U my friend have a huge chip on ur shoulder, and u need to be put in yo place!
@tastysis do you see how blkshit/uglytranny keep using lol in all comments that's the same man bitch who wears a fanny pack in the front and heshe ties their sweater around his waist blkshit is the only so called man that protects uglytran cuz they are the same man bitch multiple personalities cuz heshe is confused heshe jacks and fingers herhimself at the same time
Hahahahaha at least dude set his standards high..Ah man 40 and living with your moms...After that regardless of anything else your probably on your way towards a shtty life..If you don't believe this bit of wisdom then observe my man here who's a walking PSA for my point.True Talk.Brooklyn Lives-Solid Dunn..Born & Raised...EARLY..Since Day 1..
Blklips
Not @ all bruh, I just have an excellent memory needle dikk! U mentioned going to NYU and ur dumb azz is here from 9-10pm!?!? Doesn't a colliegate have to have time to study, home work, papers etc? Sit ur fantasy island azz down u crusty dirt bomb! U can't keep the lies str8 any more I guess! Ur exposed! Hahahahahaha! Later Top Model is on! Go learn how to spell b4 u make sheet up on a blog site! U can lie! No body gives a sheet! U probably r that 40 year old virgin! Good night sexyt!
Blkshit
U still on here going back and forth with females? U iz a b!tch azz nucca! I would tap that jaw, and rob ur Uppidity negro azz! Go back to Bel Air u stuck up phucking faggett azz nucca! Soft azz emotional sissy never worked for [EXPLETIVE] in yo life! Daman and Tasty got up in yo azz fanny pack! LOL!
Blkshit
I'mma do what u can't...log off and get some skins! Where was ur azz when u was getting hit up left and right! Oh yeah like the insecure b!tch u r u ran! LOL Good night nucca! See u at 9:00am when u clock in to mto instead of living this great life of urs u no puzzy getting angry little fag! Oh yeah....suck my dikkk young blood! LOL
Blkshitstain
I know u iz a virgin nucca! No man getting that good good stay on mto all day & night?! LOL! U don't know a fukking thing about me son, & by reading ur post I could hardly tell that ur lil b!tch azz iz in college! I'd tell the folks to get a refund u lil swash bucking neo ghetto gagging fag! Nucca go to bed! Clock out! I'm supposed to be scared of u nucca! Dumb azz throwing temper tantrums on a blog site! U sho not acting upper west side, privilaged & educated! U havin n*gga moments! Nucca! LOL I'm out!!!
"Note to brothers out there . . . not being incarcerated and having a job is NOT ENOUGH to make you a good catch."
IF black women truly think like this......it's no wonder 7 out of 10 is SINGLE. Millions of peolpe are without jobs..... but "having a job is NOT ENOUGH"???????? REALLY???
BYTCH PLEASE!!!
WTF... I didnt kno Five Heart Beat rejects could ask 4 so much... I mean be 4real Eddie Cain, U live wit yo MAMA and U got a gotdamn 1st editon fannie pack. U askin 4 way toooooooooo much and u look like shyt. MoFokers need to flush yo azz down the toilet. U damn Harlem Nights extra lookin azz [EXPLETIVE]...
whats so funny is that the lame a.ss coon actually think he might get sum feedback... the only non-black woman this n.igga gettin izza skinny/fragile crackhead hoe or a BIG FAT SLOPPY HOE...aint NO FEMALES in their right mind fukn wit this IGNANT SIMPLETON...
@EZRA & SWTCHOCOLATYKIZZ... keep it up not only do yal got me lmbao, but yal are also droppin that knowledge that summa these ignorant mufukaz need to hear...
He look just like me!
I got my heart broken before by a darkskin girl. She told me I have a little dick. That's why I am after lightskin girls since they make me feel like a man. Dark skin girls are too ghetto and they tell the truth. I use Viagra and it still fail me!
Now Accepting applications I want my little uncircumcised dick sucked.
Sexy & educated yellabone women get @ me!
Blkshit
LOL! I c u didn't clock out until 2:00am! What a phucktard! Same sheet erry day huh nucca! Ur azz don't make 20G a year u no job having baboon hybrid! U don't have sheet "ur parents do" if u get ur lies straight! Says a lot about u how soft u r! I bet u get a mani and Pedi erry week u tight jean wearing phag! LOL! Glad to c ur azz went to bed fter only 13hr of hitting refresh and studying sucking dikkk!
LMAOOOOO!!!!! A white woman can most definitely have this ignorant fool azz clown!!!! Wow, is this serious??? I won't be surprised if one them trashy azz wanna be black white hoes reply. There'll probably be a gang of 'em waiting in line! Now these are the type of black men that sistas don't mind losing..smh!
