PARENTING In 2011!! Shaunie O'Neal Leaves Her 5 KIDS AT HOME . . . So That She Can BREAK IN THE NEW Year With Her BOYFRIEND!! (Is That OK???)

: Shaunie's kids run the gambit from ages 12 down to 2. Now we're not hating . . . . buy why is she ringing in the New Year in the club with her BF?????

Why couldn't she be with her kids at midnight - and then go out with dude later. She is a real SCANDALOUS chick!!!

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justxtme

Gloria called her ugly on tha show....HAHAHAHA!


simplysexxykc

It's nothing wrong with going out having a good time..I'm sure with all the money she got the kids did more fun than I did...


MayaShae

Yea def not a good look Shaunie. Plus she was acting a fool on Basketballwives last night. Running up on Gloria & being a grown woman carrying on bs drama aint cute...What we wanna see on tv are black mothers acting respectable...

twitter.com/MayaShae


Debo184

them kids grown


Badintentions4

Just because I woman has children does not mean her life ends or that she has to stay home. Heck, I'm sure she has siblings, parents and or nannies to help her with them. MEDIATAKEOUT be for real!!!


COTN

*Reaching* a lot of parents go out on new years, could have been with the other side of the family.


dmac274

Of course it's okay.Black folk do it all the time to get away from them tiny ones...


dukemane45

yea [EXPLETIVE] the kids got baby sitters [EXPLETIVE] thy out by ten i am out by 11 lmao


krumpali

i can't stand her fake ass


prettypink513

leave that girl alone mto. just cuz she has 5 kids doesn't mean she should be ball and chained to them at every waking moment. i mean, i have 2 and me and their dad barely get out other than to work, but that's cuz i hate leavin my kids. but still i'm not mad at her at all. every mother ain't clingy like me lol


googlemebaby

SHAUNIE, PLEASE STOP. YOU LOOK FOOLISH. MAYBE SHE JUST HAVING FUN, BUT FOR SOME REASON, HE LOOK A LITTLE TOUCHED BY THE FAIRY BUNNY...


Dredigz85

MTO y yall worried bout her?


HizWife4Life

Okay... So what!! Was Shaq home with his kids... Gtfoh....My husband and I were at home with ours and their bed time is 9:00 on the weekend regardless. Maybe her kids were sleep... Duh!!.. Nobody on the Mto staff has kids?


pennylane

SHAUNIE IS SO GHETTO... SHE REALLY SHOWED HER CLASSLESS AZZ ON BASKETBALL WIVES LAST NITE.. BULLYING GLORIA WHO STOOD UP TO HER AND CALLED HER THE C'WORD.. LOLOL..


jbeautay

why is it not okay for her but these so called ballers can have jump offs and such? that was a dumb ass question her kids are well taken care of and how she she spends her new year aside from drunk driven or a crack pipe is her effin business. Again with the mountains out of mole hills come on



Gina88

So what if she went out! Shaq is out all the time don't nobody say [EXPLETIVE]. Maybe he should of taken then kids.


BlackZoro

How is that scandalous? Who's to say the kids weren't with Shaq and stepmomma Hoops (or whoever he's f*cking these days)?


Greg4422

Yea this b.i.t.c.h ain't s.h.i.t!


mscreative1

Mto get pics and make up stories behind then!...Smh


Troywife

WELL O WELL LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE! [EXPLETIVE] THIS BITCH! I DON'T LIKE HOE SHE DID MY GIRL ON BASKETBALL WIVES!! GLORY SHOULD'HV SMACK THE[EXPLETIVE] OUT THE BITCH


bbop212

Please!! I can't tell you how many New Years I spent with my granny and my parents were still amazing.


IMRYGHT_URWRONG

She should be ashamed of herself...tryna bully Gloria and acting real childish.


davidisrich

I saw them kids on her show yesterday them big A$$ kids can watch themselves lol


la_nenita

@tastysis and jani26 I bet ya welfies do the same shyt to ya baztard azz kids,pretending ya give a fukc about them,that's not nice,bytches...(Demonic laughter).


ChristinaLWoods

I'm slowly losing respect for her


stormydai

Who the hell are you guys to judge? You act like she left them standing on a street corner...Most parents go out on New Year's Eve, why is it so strange that she decided to. You didnt question where the hell Shaq was did you???


Maria7532

So what! I'm sure she had 10 nanny's and her mother there....she deserves a night out espeacially on New Year's Eve.


blackbeautyanddiva

and how in the fuk with yall know she left her kids alone?


Ohhell2danaw

MTO get your facts right man. He aint even 26, more like 22 or 23. Yall post bogus info sometimes smh



silkcity

white plp wouldn't do it. We r the only 1s that have families in our 30s and older and still b clubbing....Sad


alldiamond

Every mother deserves time to themselves... No problem here..


may-cutie

Why the hell mto talking sh1t I know damm well shaq wasn't with the kids himself


HotSauce

BECAUSE SHE CAN AFFORD A SITTER, AND THEY SHOULD BE IN THE BED ANY DAMN WAY! STFU, MTO!!!


ImOnFire

Shaunie is a disgusting, miserable broad. Lol, she has 5 of the nastiest, unkempt, raggedy kids I've ever seen! I'm not judging the children, ya'll, I'm blaming Shaunie's stank ass. She got some nerve!! Her catty, evil, immature attitude seeps through her skin.


DC-Slim

This H0E need to sit her gold digging azz down


ChubbyChelsea

WHAT U EXPECT A GOLD DIGGER TO DO? THIS IS A TYPICAL DAY AT WORK FOR HER..SHE IS JUST LOOKING FOR HER FUTURE RICH BABY DADDY!!


Sensibly_Sutpid

eh, i guess /_("/)_/


angelaheiressnyc

Oh please mto,Shaunie is a business woman too so you best believe she got paid for her appearance @ this NYE event & her kids are either @ home with the grand parents or nanny so no big deal.


CityBoyJay

MTO do you know how many ppl who have kids and went out new year's eve?? Rappers, athletes, entertainers, actors, regular ppl, etc... I guess ppl with kids should never go out for NYE again until their kids are grown? Act like its gum yall hair, cut it out


TXgirlsavestheWORLD

get it girl! he is fine


TheMartyr

I genuinely do not like this woman.


proudfemme

Wats wrong with her goin out..y'all actin like she left them at home alone..MTO reachin again..lame asses!..I dnt have any kids but from experience with my fam and friends, mothers deserve time to themselves..nothin to see here


Brandarski89

MTO APPROVE MY PIC!!!!! Ok 3 of those chicks look like Pirate of the Carribean.And Shaunie look great,aint like she Eddie Murphy's wife who gotta stay home cause she broke her pockets. lol (ima bitch) But I bet them kids got all types of stuff at the house and clowns and [EXPLETIVE]. Whats the point of having money you know. I bet shes a wonderful mother and coming out of a tramatic divorce she could have some fun.


diivadoll

@chubbychelsea...shut ur fat azz up. I'm not a fan of shaunie but u reaching. Ur dumb twinky & honey buns eating azz worse than MTO. Oh, don't bother responding because I'm not going 2 come back just 2 read your response.



futureoprah

Yes this is ok. Shaq wasn't with the kids either... Where was he? "Mama's gotta have a life too!"


CayC

1st question...sooooooo Shaq can't take care of the kids while mama goes out??? He IS their father. I love how MTO is always questioning what she isn't doing with the kids. But when Shaq is out kickin it you never question why his time isn't being spent with his babies.

2nd question....so ANY parent who leaves their kids with the babysitter is a bad parent. That's a large majority of the people with kids around the world.

Seriously??? GTFOH!!!


ILLtakeher4ugayz

Wow,Fred you are an ASS! It's ok 4 shaw,diddy,and Wayne 2 not spend time w/ the kids, buuut Shaunie's a bad mom? Dumb fukc


TheGreat

I've lost what little respect i did have for Shaunie. She showed her azz on basketball wives last night. Those women damn near 40, running around behaving like they're in middle school. Shaunie is common and Tami Roman the only real chick on the show.


ILLtakeher4ugayz

Shaq not shaw


Hustleman4

Bitch still look like stripe from Gremlins...


XXibedatchickXX

smdh lets be honest ppl how many of ya'll brought the new year in with you kids......she's a lady so she wanted to party with her ppl and her boo so that makes her a bad mother???? i would understand if it was xmas but new years is get wasted time and what kinda moms she would be if she got wasted in FRONT of the kids??????

its da new yr hire some new writers and approve my damn pic


IriAstarte

i dont see anything wrong with it.


MisterMC

WHO CARES? IT'S A NIGHT

BUY MARIAH CAREY'S "MERRY CHRISTMAS II YOU" WHY NOT? IT'S A CLASSIC, YOU CAN USE IT YEAR AFTER YEAR


crazyass

Did you ever think they could have been sleeping at that time dumbass mto??


CoffeeBaby

I thought the kids were with Shaq, so what's the big deal? Don't mothers deserve a child free night every once in a while (Read: every once in a while, not every damn night!)? This is 2011, not 1951.

LOL at the Basketball Wives comments. I bet Tami would beat all them mofo's down. She don't play!


InformativeC

You all act like it was a Wednesday PTA night? It's New Year's EVE and most children are sleep or with an older relative (grandparents) etc. So I guess every "non-famous" parent that was out on New Year's Eve are bad too? Heavens forbid that a child(ren)spend time with their grandparents, cousins, aunts/uncle or God parents, especially during holiday weekends (sarcasm)....Get the Hell Out of Here!!


jg5501

Shaunie is not the only parent! Where was Shaq?


michellev62

She is a publicity whore.


SKYLAJ

Who cares? If she had a sitter and wanted to go out.... WHO CARES?



bootyboxer

MTO DAMN !!!! Its 2011 come on its time to stop the dumb sh!t


the_jazzy1

Really MTO!! Its new years!! And if she not with her kids at 12am don't mean nothing. She got 364 days to spend with them. That is when THEY NOT WITH THEIR DAD,WHICH COULD BE CASE WITH THIS.. LOL GET A REAL STORY WITH A POINT. I DON'T LIKE SHAUNIE AT ALLLLLLLLL BUT THIS DON'T MEAN NOTHING.. TEAM GLORIA!!!


357Maggie

MTO who the hell are you child protection? There is no law you have to be home with your kids to ring in the New Year...at midnight her kids should be in the bed, they are 2 - 12 years and should have been in bed no later than 9pm.... GTFOH with your BS!


DearAbbi

Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!Bullshyt!


PUSSYCATFUN

MOST MOTHERS OF 5 DON'T HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR BABY DADDY EITHER!

SHE GOT A "TOP FLIGHT" BABY SITTER


TheProverbialHater

Most Black women make bad parents.


shi

SO WHAT! GOOD FOR HER! IT AIN'T THAT SERIOUS, DAMN! WHAT DO A 5 YR OLD KNOW ABOUT A NEW YR ANYWAY? AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DID EARLIER DURING THAT DAY!


telka

She looks like she has five kids. Nothing worse than someone going through a mid-life crisis.


shi

MTO, STOP MAKING SOMETHING SMALL INTO SOMETHING THAT IT'S NOT! ALL THESE PPL ON HERE TALKING ABOUT THEY LOOSING RESPECT FOR HER! DID ANY OF YOU LOOSE RESPECT FOR SHAQ WHEN HE CHEATED ON HER! HELL NO! SO STOP THE HATE!


bkbombshell131

she a hood rat. she should have been with her kids.. she always in somebody business but can't manage to act her f*cking age. b1tch u aint 21 any more how about you grow up and bring in the new year with ya family.... it comes a point in ya life when u realize life is about more then clubbing and dressing like a smut for the new year...especially when ya almost 40 b!tch.unless that b1tch was at a 9-5 she should have been with her damn kids.


MzFancy017

MTO get the fuk outta here! yall stay makin dumb [EXPLETIVE] up...smh


Greg4422

lol all the bitches on here supporting Shaunie are just trying to make themselves feel better about leaving their own kids HOME ALONE on New Years Eve.

Go call child protective services on yourselves, "right now" you dumb ass bitches


strawberry2005

@ DATOUCH STFU HOE GET A LIFE...SHE HAS BABYSITTERS OR NANNIES..MTO PLEASE GETA REAL STORY


CANNON7

MTO JUST SHUT UP SHE PROBABLY HAVE NANNIES AND STUFF TO WATCH HER CHILDREN!


Carmel7

DATOUCH EAT A D!CK! FOR ALL YAL PPL HATING ON HER YAL EAT A D!CK TOO! IM SURE SHE HAD A BABYSITTER & WHY SHOULD SHE BE STUCK AT HOME WIT THE KIDS SHAQ AINT SHE'S ENTITLE TO FUN TOO! MTO YAL EAT 5 D!CKS!! Oh black mothers don't kill their kids, Im sick of seeing all these white kids on the news cuz their methhead mammie done killed em!



spoiled78

Typical hoodrat probably listening to her hoordat friends about having a life. Talking all that [EXPLETIVE] to Gloria about postponing her marriage and she (Shaunie)needs to concentrate on that cheating ass gorilla she married and those 5 damn kids!!!


VelvetStaccato

Shaunie is one of the more trifling "women" I have ever seen. Her behaviour towards Gloria ("I see you didn't get to wear that dress...blah blah blah" shows how immature a woman with THAT many kids is. She sounded like a teenage girl; extremely embarrassing, especially coming from someone who purports to be so mature! No wonder her man was fukkkking so many other women. I don't blame him!!


CARAMELDOLL

Shut the h*ll up MTO, just because she's a parent doesn't mean she shouldn't have a social life or a boyfriend! She's still a young woman with needs... Shaq big for nothing ass damn sure don't put his life on hold for the kids he help make....If his big dum selfish ass wouldn't of been a serial cheater, maybe Shaunie would of been home wit the kids & his giant ass ringing in the New Year!!!


sashious

Well she probably never cared about the kids only the money.


LoveDaMusicHard

She look like a straight up fool with that young boy!!!


usmusicbugs

well to be real where the hell is the dad dont put the rules on the MOM both parents should have thier asses at home then go out bec she ainthave thme by herself and most of them got nannies duHHHHHH


la_india

@MDLFNGRBTCH:

too much HATERADE this morning? having 5 kids and running a business is all the more reason to enjoy yourself! is anyone wondering where SHAQ is on new year's eve?!!! the kids are probably with their dad. get a life!


bkbombshell131

lmao @ some plp on this site.what the f*ck i gotta hate on this b!tch for? half them bitches on basketball wives look sad.. if your man dont want u move on. do you hoes need that mans money? or because he has money yall gonna let him degrade yall? bitches get a job. i dont care if this h03 has a babysitter... women dont realize the morals you set with your kids will stay with them forever. believe it or not the memories you make with your kids, they will remember forever.Bitches be to busy trying to keep a man to worry about there kids emotionaly. this man might be here this year but will he be here next year. that is the question most bitches and [EXPLETIVE] need to ask themselves. if a [EXPLETIVE] didn't call his kids this holiday season. [EXPLETIVE] u aint sh*t. and if a 35 year old b*tch was popping her p*ssy in the club..u aint sh*t. what is wrong with spending ya time with ya kids.. yall can open yall cob webbed pussies but yall feel the need to neglect them on a holiday. i dont understand it.yall b!tches need to find yall baby daddies.and [EXPLETIVE] stop acting holy and sh1t cuz half of yall cant even afford child support.


Tishat

People on here are a trip I dont see Shaq getting talk crap about and he is with one of the biggest industry sluts around Shaunie went out for the holiday it is not that serious and that is her boyfriend people act like she out here bedhopping with a different man everyweekend


lindsayll

I can't stand dat hoe man. She pissed me off wen I seen her going off on gloria frum bb wives. Now I dnt really lk gloria lk dat, but shaunie was all n dat bitches business!! Shaunie needs to wry bout herself n her kids since shaq dumped her fool ass!! Now I bet she regrets her children, they the da only reason she gets money! I think for child support the baby mamas shuld have to show receipts for everything dey buy with dat money. Cuz no female spends 1000 of dollars on their kids! Fuc her old ass n get a life ugh


xoxoprincess

ITS AGES 14 TO 4 NOT AGES 12 TO 2 GET DAT RIGHT


DetroitKitten

Shaunie who...


lbcer

MTO's parent must have never went out when you were younger? It's called getting a babysitter.


grapeseed

Who cares she grown, but she is one big ugly bitch



grapeseed

Despite how ugly her and shaq r those kids r cute and im sure she loves her kids ur a andFUCKING add for saying that


kkc73124

Dam can a chick get a break did Shaq spend new yeaes


kkc73124

Meant to say did Shaq spend new years with the kids


grapeseed

Let me get this straight dumb asses. U a bad parent if u don't spend new years w them? That's the stupid andSHIT I ever heard who gives a andFUCK If yall ass stayed at home as long as u made it home safe to your family I can't stand most of these celebrites but Damn yall act like she selling diapers for crack


2panaughty

y she prolly spent plenty of New Years w her kids without her hubby and that [EXPLETIVE] got her... DIVORCED. Have ur fun mama I feel u.


gypcee

As long as she had someone reliable and mature enough to watch the kids, nothing at all wrong with her going out to have a good time.


gypcee

How come the father of the children couldn't keep his azz home and watch the children? I'm just say'in... Shaq all over with different women, y'all don't seem to have a problem with that though. Y'all need to stay in your lane MTO!


DetroitKitten

she is custodial parent, one minute she's hanging w/the other bball hoes in Miami, then theyre in Cali, then taping shows callin herself giving advice when she couldnt keep a husband (or two) herself. Where are the kids then? Y cant they be wit their father, hell which one? If true, she came into the marriage to Shaq w/one child. She needs to be a mother til the kids are grown n gone. Not posted all over the internet in the form of a teenaged groupie gone wild.


Teekima

Hell yea its ok the oldest is 12


bkbombshell131

thx @bdm that was nice of you.


yungpho

Why she ain't wit them BUMMY ASS Basketball Wives, or #brokenBitches


DetroitKitten

How do you introduce this man to 5 kids (if it lasts)? The oldest has a father and a stepfather already....what would he call this dude, even more critical what will he think of his mother with yet, another man? Its one thing if dude is a boy toy which, that part of her life should have been kept secret, but if this is her idea of a courtship, she should have went for a masters in psychology, not that a degree makes a hoe less of a hoe.


Troywife

@Detroitkitten_TELL EM_AGAIN



princessof_la

um..where the hell is Shaq tricking arse? this chick, is taking care of his FIVE - kids MTO!


thaonlylakergirl

The body language doesn't speak well for Shaunie.


Kappagem

Lol...

She look OLD...

Like, for real. She trying to kick it with chicks half her age, and she look OLD. good for her age?

Yes...

But old?

Absolutely!

It's sad really...and her and this dude are NOT, I repeat, NOT gonna stay together. He keeps seeing that young tail he could have, and then he gets home to that? Nah...

THis ain't gonna last thru 2010...watch

And she'll be left looking stupid...crying over a lil boy...just dumb


DiamondShineeMoneey

shaunie is a lame! she got a divorce & thinks shes hot like 4real no 1 care bout her date a 26 yr old he onli qunna use her 2 get in dha light


JewelOfTheWild

Maybe it was that beastly ex-husbands turn to ring in the new year with those rugrats. MTO! Did you guys expect her to be in church with them youngsters?


PrettyGirlRock

Oh so because she has children she isn't entitled to live her life?


kimmylita

My New Years resolution is to stop reading this dumb a&& site. The captions draw you in and then you realize the story is garbabe every time. Gotta be a better way to spend my time in 2011.


pinkdiamondprincezz

Mto stfu. Yall are so damn stupid. I'm pretty sure that woman takes good care of her children. Going out on New Years does not qualify one as a bad mother. It's gonna take alot more than that. Wherever her kids were, I'm sure they were safe and well taken care of so yall shouldn't be concerned. At 12 midnight, they should be sleep anyways. I guess to yall they should be up poppin bottles or something.


DetroitKitten

@Troywife - high five! I feel for the up and coming kids. Some of the logic of women and men today is scary (and selfish)!


pinkdiamondprincezz

@kimmylita

co-signing that, mto stay on some stupid shyt


Momduxx

Ok. I try not to voice my opinion too much but this is LUDICROUS! Where the F is Shaq, tbeir father? This is so BIAS! Mom's should be able to have a life too! Living for your children is so OLD NEWS! If they got a roof over their head, food, & clothes, thats good enough! They should be grateful they have a Mom at all!


MSTEXAZ

Shaunie done got wild she off the chain now hint hint last night episode smh calm it down a tad boo boo...


okika

This is 2010 . The writer here sounds as if he is living in the Middle East. News Flash - Many women /mothers went out on New Years eve !! SHould they be stoned ???


juicy1021

Who cares? I'm a mom and I went out. Dsoes that make me scandolous too?


mtodaily

Im not surprised, but dnt think its bad it just looks kinda somehow now if she clubbin all the time then yea thats bad parenting



DetroitKitten

Oh I get it. Its the 5 kids fault for disrupting Shaunies hoe-life. How dare they F her life up by being born. who the F are these kids to want a life free of their mamas hoe-drama. How dare they ask who that man is on the internet w/ her. After all, look how well Frankies (Neffie, etc) kids turned out. Darn those kids for asking to be born, they should be happy I let them live. Maybe she should just take them all for a ride DOWN BY THE LAKE...


sexishavonne

i was home wit my kids personally BUT if yall watched the show last nite yall woulda seen the sitter in the baccground while they were eatin...s/n five kids MAY or MAY NOT keep her from havin a healthy relationship but dude is lookin like he ain feeln her 4 real


princezzdiana

Shes ok, BUT I hate that Evelyn Bitch on Basketball wives!!! She does not represent New York Women at all!


lindsayll

@divyyne ya I said it dnt make me uneducated. If she has her masters den she wouldn't need child support. I think if the father is around den he shouldn't have to payy a dime! N I didn't call her hoe as n slutty. I called her a hoe cuz that hoe ass childish mess she did wit gloria on basketball wives. She is too dam old for dat drama. The only reason she has a show is because her husband made her famous. Hint"basketball" wives!


nonya

What? Because Shaunies a mom she should be chained to her kids? Tell Shaq to stay at home and out an apron on...you didn't say that when Natalie was leaned up in his car did you??? I NEVER see him w/his kids Fred. NOW RUN TELL THAT ..HOMEBOY


BlackProducer

Shaq got grounds for custody now, GO GET YOUR KIDS SHAQ!!


JiHADMAHDi

woman been doIn dat 4years...

Its nothIn new,

most do It every frIday and saturday nIght...


ImaSpade

I'd hit it...


dirtyred601

why does it matter and mto how do you know was you there nosey a**


undressingHER

I think her kids are old enough to be home alone....especially with eachother in a damn castle.


KEEYSHAJ50

THEY WAS HOME SLEEP SO WHO CARES AND HER YOUNGEST NOT 2 SHES ALMOST 5...


wifey2011

Just because she has kids doesn't mean she gave up her right to enjoy adult conversation and have some fun. Where was their bubba lip daddy for new years? I'm sure not home with the kids. MTO needs to get a clue. Were you guys home with your kids on new years eve???


iamfree1

it appears totally wrong. she could hav partied another night with whomever... the children will only BE children for a limited time...


whatisthat

MTO..ya making lemons out of lemonade..damn..she has 5 children and it appears that she take care of them and not abusing them..give the chick a break..she is still a young lady and she carry herself well..compared to those other dames on "basketball wives"..which she is not longer one..she is ok for steppin'out on new years eve...MTO, ya never say anything about pictures with shaq and random chicks..ok..give it a break..


JamaicanChic

Why cant Shaq babysit u dumb a**?



regalode_losdios

.@ nonya... yea.. in this world the highest position a woman can have is queen, but a queen can never overrule a king. Simply put women must know their place in order for the world to improve.. so get your apron out and take care of them kids and don't fukk up my money!


crystlizm

I do not like the woman she has become outwardly. A far cry from that first episone of Cribs. Shame. The money got the best of her.


DrKG

Excuse me people, but when a woman decides to have kids, then she has to make some sacrifices. She shouldn't be out that late with that many kids that young unless she have to work the night shift. As a mother, her alone time should mainly be happening while the kids are at school. Want to go out, then fine, leave ya kids with a responsible person and go out, returning before 11:00pm. Is this what a midlife crisis looks like when it happens to a woman?


gbrepresent

mto please my mom leaves me and my two brothers at home so she can go out with her husband on new years big deal


Drea2660

This is about the most ignorant, sexist post ever. Shaq isn't mentioned once in this post and he's their father. Stop killing off a woman's life because she has children but his big doofy ass can [EXPLETIVE] everything that moves. Plz